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You can look all over this great big world. You can look down every street.

In every bookstore, on every dashboard, every girl you meet.

You can drive out to California and chase down all your dreams.

I know you'll find someone beautiful, but you'll never find me.

Oh, oh, suck it. Suck it, little turtle.

Oh, come on.

Woo!

You're mine!

You want to go again?

I'll take you.

That's right.

Jesus Christ, no. Not now.

Ten o'clock tonight.

Yeah, look, I gotta go. I'll have to call you back later. Thanks a lot, Mike.

Everything okay?

Yeah, sure.

Okay. Found the papers you were looking for on the... Oh, yeah, yeah.

You're not planning on getting rid of them, are you? What do you care?

My sister loved the ranch, and I think your kids might have jumped.

Oh, yeah. The kids that I never see.

Kids you never make an attempt to see.

Kids you never make time for.

You should at least make an attempt to see them.

Look, if you came over here to piss me off, you're doing a good job.

You know, I know you're the all-seeing Gaia now, Jenny, but Dad, I got

newsflash for you. These kids do not want to come over here unless it's

holiday, and even then they do not want to come over.

And have you ever asked yourself why that might be?

Maybe you should think about loosening the news a little bit. Look, I'm not

responsible for not having a relationship with my kids.

They are not interested in me. Oh, for God's sake, you know what? If you want

any kind of relationship with your kids, John, you have got to get your act

together.

What's our illness?

Get right here.

Bullshit.

They're not like other kids.

I mean, Mike's kid is a doctor and his daughter is a teacher. For God's sake,

they live normal lives. Just unconventional. You are so missing out.

What, normal?

I'm not a blood actor and what, what, she's a what? She's a, she's a... Gay?

Yeah, gay.

Oh my God.

She's not a rapist. She's not a dead man. She's not a criminal.

Are you simply gay?

Yeah, well, I can't handle gay.

Gay wasn't part of the plan.

Kate dying wasn't part of the plan.

John, John, just, just, can you just put your closed off little mind away for one

meal, one meal, and just get to know them.

Wait a minute, I know them. Oh, tell me.

My boy's a bartender and my daughter sleeps with one. Oh, for God's sake, do

you know she's the biggest interior designer in the country? That's the only

thing I don't get. She's beautiful, she's talented. What, and a lesbian

can't be beautiful and talented? Oh, my God.

Are you really only 58 years old? Because you sound like my fucking

grandfather.

Well, I don't like it. Well, no one has asked you to like it.

You don't have to like it. No one's asked you to like it. All you have to do

is accept her for who she is because she's your child.

Either you call and ask them for brunch or I will.

And I'll be there as a buffer.

It's the right thing to do.

And there'll be lots of vodka there, okay?

You owe it to Katie.

So you're used to getting what you want when you want, aren't you?

I can be very persuasive when I want to be. Yeah.

And it's driving you crazy that I didn't sleep with you last night.

Well, you know, I wasn't really sure if you were gay. Oh.

The kisses didn't give me away?

Well, I was pretty sure when you had your hands all over my head.

But when you stopped there, I thought maybe you might be a straight girl and a

little too much to drink and just wondered what it'd be like to kiss a

girl. Don't you wish that was it?

No. I'm 100% gay, and I decided when I met you that you were going to want me

more than I want you.

How's that working for you?

It's bad.

When do you have to go back to London?

I decided to stay through the weekend that you went me over.

Or have you never romanced anyone before?

Oh, please.

Oh. Well, let's just see what you got.

Pick me up at seven.

Can you keep a secret?

It might feel so good you reveal it And you look like

you could rock the world Oh, if

I was a bad girl If I was a bad girl

Now listen She won't be aware.

I know how to disappear.

Excuse yourself and tell them that you're gonna fix your hair.

They'll believe that line because you like to look fine. Calmly walk to the

back and knock.