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Welcome back to COOKED!
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{\an8}The traveling cooking competition show
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{\an8}in which local chefs compete
against each other
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in culinary challenges.
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{\an8}I'm your host Hilda, and
this is my brother Gunther.
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{\an8}And we love to eat.
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{\an8}- Don't we, Gunther?
- Oh, that's right,
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schwester Hilda.
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We also love to deliberate,
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which is exactly what we did
during the commercial break.
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Now, while all of your meals
were simply wunderbar,
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one of you simply has to go.
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That's why it's time for the final dish.
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{\an8}[Hilda] None of you came
here to make friends.
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{\an8}You came to be the last chef standing.
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Claude, your goulash...
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was actually ghoulish.
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You know what that means.
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- You got cooked!
- You got cooked!
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Oh. What a sad day for all of us,
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but mostly for you, Claude.
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Mostly for you.
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Hello?
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Is anyone there?
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How do I stay so young?
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I don't know, but it
sure helps to look it.
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Bless you.
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{\an8}[Lysa] Oh, thank you.
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{\an8}Is the show not back on yet?
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{\an8}- No.
- Not too close.
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{\an8}You don't want a sick guardian, do you?
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{\an8}- What is that?
- My menthol paste.
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{\an8}Helps clear the--
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{\an8}- [Connor] Bless you.
- --sinuses.
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{\an8}I tried to use the branded stuff
but this wasn't strong enough,
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{\an8}- so I made my own.
- God, It's so pungent.
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{\an8}[Vikram laughs] Go magic-wave. Go!
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{\an8}Oh, isn't this contraption marvelous?
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{\an8}Yeah, Vikram, it is awesome.
Now, come on,
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{\an8}you can still catch the end of the show.
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{\an8}Ah. And what are we watching?
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{\an8}Oh, it is called COOKED!
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{\an8}It is my new favorite
cooking competition show.
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{\an8}It just came out of nowhere
a few weeks back.
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{\an8}I'm sorry.
A cooking competition show?
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{\an8}Yeah, chefs cook off against each other
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{\an8}to see who's got the best dish.
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{\an8}It's kind of a guilty pleasure.
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{\an8}Uh, no guilt on my end.
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{\an8}I think cooking shows
are very comforting.
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{\an8}And who decides what food is best?
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{\an8}Oh, it's the hosts.
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{\an8}It's this wacky brother-sister duo
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{\an8}from Germany.
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{\an8}- Bless you.
- The show revolves around food
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{\an8}but you, the viewer, cannot eat it?
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{\an8}- It's not about that.
- Well, if it's not about
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the food, then what is it about?
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{\an8}It's, um,
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{\an8}it's just--ah, you have to watch.
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{\an8}Ah. How very convincing.
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{\an8}Your popcorn is ready.
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{\an8}Ah! My popcorn! Hmm.
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{\an8}Oh. Who needs a kitchen
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{\an8}when you can have this
funny little thing?
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{\an8}This tome denotes everything
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{\an8}one can concoct within its walls.
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- Oh. It's back!
- And the winner
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{\an8}- of this week's episode--
- Ah.
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{\an8}is our reigning champion
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from Slovakia, Olga Horváth!
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{\an8}[Gunther] As you know, each
week we travel to a new city
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{\an8}to find the finest chefs
in all of Europe.
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Next week, we'll be traveling
to beautiful Belgrade, Serbia.
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Cool! Fun.
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Connor's latest obsession
is gonna be in Belgrade.
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Hmm.
You can stalk the German hosts.
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Ask them why they got rid of lederhosen.
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They really were quite fashionable.
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Oh, do you guys smell that?
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No, I can't smell anything.
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My nose is as stuffed as
a Thanksgiving turkey.
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[Vikram] Just a package of
perfectly popped popcorn.
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[Charlie] Perfect? You mean burnt?
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Oh, it's not popcorn. It's...
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It's coming from the TV.
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- This is so strange.
- Connor, you're just hungry
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and you think you're
smelling the lemon cakes
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- Olga made on the show.
- [Lysa] Ah, yeah,
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Charlie's right, that can happen.
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It can really trigger
your olfactory systems.
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You're just haunted by my
undeniable pheromones, huh?
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Oh, God, Connor is
smelling the television.
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He's finally losing it.
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I'm not losing it, okay?
I can just...
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Connor?
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Is it me or is that a bit
of an overreaction?
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No, we shouldn't have mocked him.
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Remember the Bes Demon?
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Oh, God.
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Connor's greatest fear is that
the library will drive him mad.
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And he'd be lost down
a rabbit hole alone.
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- I feel terrible.
- [Vikram] Charlie's right.
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Let's give our pal the
evening to chillax.
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- Chillax?
- And tomorrow we'll apologize.
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[Hilda] Can't wait to see
you today, Belgrade.
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I cannot wait to discover
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the next wonderful chef.
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Who will be the last chef standing?
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Oh, I cannot wait.
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We've been to so many wonderful cities,
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- haven't we, Hilda?
- So many. So many.
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Different dishes, oh, so -
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[Gunther] Yes. Once we had tacos.
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[Hilda] The tacos were very good.
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Does anyone else smell that?
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Anyone?
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Is that a bag of rice?
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Hmm.
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- I microwaved it.
- Okay.
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[Vikram] How's the dissection
coming along, hmm?
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We must uncover the secret
of the mystery scent
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for Connor posthaste so he knows
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that we are taking him seriously.
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I have taken apart the entire television
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and there is nothing
out of the ordinary.
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I've even scanned it with
the app and nothing.
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Have you ever heard of
a magic television?
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Lysa, you may recall,
I hail from the 1800s.
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Every television is magical to me.
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Aphrodite was said to have
an intoxicating scent.
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Uh, some deities were drawn
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to the mortal realm using incense.
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Plus, I found a ton of articles
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talking about the science of smell.
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[Lysa] Yeah, it's complicated.
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Smell is linked to emotion.
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Our olfactory systems travel
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directly through the areas of the brain
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that process memories.
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And eating is also connected to smell.
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Yeah, the complex flavors we taste
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are actually possible
'cause of the smell.
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Could the magic be coming
directly from the show itself?
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But that doesn't explain why
only Connor could smell it.
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They did say the next episode
was filming in Belgrade.
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The Belgrade Studio Stages.
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They must be filming there today.
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Well, that confirms it then.
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There is something magical
afoot at that studio.
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Hmm. We shall solve this smell
conundrum by suppertime
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and surprise him.
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Vikram.
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Wonderful to see the can-can
is still going strong.
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Sure.
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Ah. Hello.
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- Um, why don't we get inside?
- You work on the show?
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- Yes, we absolutely do.
- Uh-hmm.
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Where? Wardrobe? Sound?
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No. We are the Librarians.
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- Hmm. You should have said.
- Hmm.
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- Here. This way everyone.
- Amazing.
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Smashing, my good man.
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[Gunther] Our next guest hails
all the way from Belgrade,
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goes by one name and loves Bolognese,
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please welcome Aleks.
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[Hilda] And our final
contestant joining us
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for this scrumptious episode
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is the delectable
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Connor Green.
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We certainly hope you don't
get cooked, Connor.
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What?
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How wunderbar.
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Four amateur chefs making delicious food
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just for us.
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That's right, Hilda.
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Which chef will be cooked first?
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Join us after the break for
challenge number one.
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I can't wait to slurp some soups.
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And cut! Let's move on.
And move this light, please.
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We'll be in hair and makeup,
fetch us when you're ready.
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Okay. Guy, position two, move, move.
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You have five minutes to
prep your station, okay?
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Five minutes everybody
to prep your stations.
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- Connor, what are you doing?
- Guys.
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No, no, no, Lysa, it
is a brilliant plan.
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Connor has infiltrated the show
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to get more information from the inside.
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- So what's our next move?
- Guys, I blacked out.
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What do you mean you blacked out?
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I mean, I have no idea how I got here.
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One minute I was getting coffee,
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then I smelled that smell again
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during a commercial for the show.
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Next minute I'm here.
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So it wasn't the television,
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it was the TV show.
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Oh, you believe me now?
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- Hey.
- [Vikram] Let's not play
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the game of blame, hmm?
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Let's get to the bottom of things.
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Connor, come with me, we shall begin--
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No, Vikram. I'm staying here.
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Connor, you blacked out
and mysteriously ends up
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being a contestant on a
magical cooking show.
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You can't just go through with it.
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I have to go through with it.
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Magic brought me here for a reason.
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I need to figure out
what that reason is.
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The answer is here.
Food is the key.
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I need to cook.
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I don't like this.
Something's off.
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Connor can handle it.
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You continue with filming the show,
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we'll split up to investigate.
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Yeah. Good luck. Come on.
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Do you really think we
should let Connor--
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No, no, no, Vikram's right.
We don't wanna repeat
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of what happened with the TV, do we?
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Indeed.
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Do not fear.
We shall remain close by.
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Now, I wish to speak to this
other contestant, Olga.
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She has been winning this
competition every week.
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We'll poke around the other
contestants' dressing rooms,
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see what we can find.
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Ms. Olga, just the acclaimed
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culinary connoisseur
I was looking for.
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Oh. No, no, no,
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I'm just a simple woman
who loves to cook.
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Oh, no, nothing simple
about you, my dear.
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Oh, your work on this televised
tournament of taste
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has been terrifyingly terrific.
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- Who are you?
- Me?
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- Uh-huh.
- Oh.
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Well, I,
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- I am--
- Oh, he's an agent.
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For chefs.
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I didn't know chefs had agents.
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Yeah. He's the best of the best.
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He can get you cooking in
any kitchen in the world.
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Yes, it's true.
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All the top restaurants,
um, such as, um,
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- Giant Light in Rome--
- Uh-hmm.
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and, um, Mixer in Barcelona,
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and, um, Butter.
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Of course you've heard of Butter, right?
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- No.
- Exactly.
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Yes. So tell me, what's your secret?
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How do you keep winning?
250
00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:59,292
No secret. I just love to cook.
251
00:11:59,359 --> 00:12:01,227
Hmm. Did you study the arts?
252
00:12:01,294 --> 00:12:04,231
Culinary or otherwise?
253
00:12:04,999 --> 00:12:08,835
No. All that I know
I learned from my grandmother.
254
00:12:08,903 --> 00:12:11,471
I worked in her bakery
when I was younger.
255
00:12:11,538 --> 00:12:13,440
Yes, it's very nice, but what drew you
256
00:12:13,506 --> 00:12:15,109
to be a contestant on this show?
257
00:12:15,175 --> 00:12:18,345
I just saw the advertisement that
they are coming to my town.
258
00:12:18,412 --> 00:12:20,014
- Advertisement?
- Uh-hmm.
259
00:12:20,081 --> 00:12:21,082
No strange smell?
260
00:12:21,149 --> 00:12:22,984
Just the sweet smell of success.
261
00:12:25,552 --> 00:12:28,622
And what about this
ancient-looking receptacle, hmm?
262
00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:31,591
- Where did this come from?
- Guys, clear the stage,
263
00:12:31,658 --> 00:12:32,693
we are back.
264
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:37,731
Let's go.
265
00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:42,870
Okay. Last two contestants'
rooms were a wash.
266
00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:46,239
Let's try contestant number three.
267
00:12:47,075 --> 00:12:50,444
Hmm. Where would one hide
a magical artifact?
268
00:12:52,412 --> 00:12:53,981
Earth to Charlie?
269
00:12:55,449 --> 00:12:57,852
I'm, I'm sorry.
270
00:12:57,919 --> 00:13:01,421
Um, what were we doing?
271
00:13:01,488 --> 00:13:02,556
We're searching Olga's dressing room.
272
00:13:02,622 --> 00:13:03,925
- Are you okay?
- Olga?
273
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,693
Yeah. You know, she's won
five weeks in a row.
274
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,529
She certainly made herself at home.
275
00:13:11,231 --> 00:13:12,399
Olga.
276
00:13:13,366 --> 00:13:14,601
Oh, oh.
277
00:13:16,269 --> 00:13:18,772
And you're Lysa.
And you have a cold.
278
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:21,541
Yeah. And you won't seem
to let me forget it.
279
00:13:22,743 --> 00:13:25,412
Are you okay?
Oh, no, I've made you sick.
280
00:13:25,479 --> 00:13:27,014
Is it the brain fog?
281
00:13:27,081 --> 00:13:29,549
No, no, no, I'm fine.
282
00:13:29,616 --> 00:13:31,018
- I swear.
- Okay.
283
00:13:31,085 --> 00:13:33,820
We just have to be quick
before she returns.
284
00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:51,438
Are you okay?
285
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,342
Huh? Yeah.
286
00:13:55,408 --> 00:13:57,344
Yeah.
287
00:13:57,410 --> 00:13:58,812
Never better.
288
00:14:07,654 --> 00:14:10,323
What are we even looking for?
289
00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:12,592
What kind of artifact would...
290
00:14:12,659 --> 00:14:15,295
- Lysa?
- Yeah.
291
00:14:18,365 --> 00:14:20,667
Oh, that kind of artifact.
292
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,971
♪♪
293
00:14:25,305 --> 00:14:27,507
We have ticked and tocked
294
00:14:27,574 --> 00:14:29,810
down to the final wire.
295
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,982
{\an8}Gunther, our first course is ready.
296
00:14:35,049 --> 00:14:40,654
{\an8}Which contestant will bowl us
over with their amazing soup?
297
00:14:43,991 --> 00:14:45,425
Aleks, feed us!
298
00:14:45,492 --> 00:14:48,428
This is my family recipe for leek soup,
299
00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:50,231
passed down for generations.
300
00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:52,632
Hmm, generations. Plural.
301
00:14:52,699 --> 00:14:55,136
So, not just mama's soup.
302
00:14:55,203 --> 00:14:56,770
Ah, good.
303
00:14:56,837 --> 00:15:00,740
It seems our returning champion,
Olga, owns a cauldron.
304
00:15:00,807 --> 00:15:02,076
Interesting.
305
00:15:02,143 --> 00:15:03,945
Look what we found in her dressing room.
306
00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:06,280
Yeah. Doesn't exactly look like
a first edition Julia Child,
307
00:15:06,346 --> 00:15:07,581
does it?
308
00:15:08,748 --> 00:15:12,053
[Vikram] Soup of Loneliness,
309
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,454
Haggis of Heartbreak,
310
00:15:14,521 --> 00:15:16,723
Stroganoff of Self-Loathing,
311
00:15:20,393 --> 00:15:22,029
Moussaka of Misery.
312
00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:26,700
Oh, I knew it.
313
00:15:26,766 --> 00:15:28,970
Oh, this is my worst nightmare.
314
00:15:29,036 --> 00:15:32,806
We are dealing with another witch.
315
00:15:35,076 --> 00:15:38,913
Aleks, your leek soup
tasted more like eek soup.
316
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,915
It gives us no pleasure to say this,
317
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,884
but Aleks...
318
00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:44,718
- you got cooked!
- You got cooked!
319
00:15:53,961 --> 00:15:55,595
[Vikram] Oh, why did it
have to be a witch?
320
00:15:55,662 --> 00:15:57,098
A kraken, I can handle.
321
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,398
A chupacabra, a cakewalk.
322
00:15:58,465 --> 00:16:00,400
One time, there was a loquacious troll
323
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:01,835
that had me deviously discombobulated
324
00:16:01,903 --> 00:16:03,371
with his impossible riddles.
325
00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:05,538
But even that, even that,
could not compare
326
00:16:05,605 --> 00:16:08,142
to the absolute depravity,
the unwavering guile,
327
00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:09,709
the abject terror of witchcraft.
328
00:16:09,776 --> 00:16:12,812
Okay. Whoa, we don't know if
Olga is doing any depravity.
329
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,148
She might just be, you know,
330
00:16:14,215 --> 00:16:15,917
trying to win a cooking
show by cheating.
331
00:16:15,983 --> 00:16:17,817
But why would a witch use
magic to win a cooking show?
332
00:16:17,885 --> 00:16:19,619
Trust me, if a witch is involved,
333
00:16:19,686 --> 00:16:21,022
malfeasance is at play.
334
00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:23,456
We must deduce what
kind of witch Olga is,
335
00:16:23,523 --> 00:16:25,026
and from there, figure out her plan.
336
00:16:25,092 --> 00:16:26,826
That's a cut.
337
00:16:26,894 --> 00:16:28,229
Hilda and Gunther,
to hair and makeup.
338
00:16:28,296 --> 00:16:30,530
- We're back in 30.
- Most importantly,
339
00:16:30,597 --> 00:16:31,899
we need to free
Connor and the others
340
00:16:31,966 --> 00:16:33,466
from whatever magic is affecting them.
341
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,369
Indeed. We must quell the smell spell.
342
00:16:35,435 --> 00:16:37,470
Why do witches always make you rhyme?
343
00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:38,638
Connor!
344
00:16:38,705 --> 00:16:40,908
Hey, how's it going?
345
00:16:40,975 --> 00:16:41,976
Hey.
346
00:16:47,081 --> 00:16:47,949
Sorry. Who are you?
347
00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:49,317
What? I'm Lysa.
348
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,953
This is--what is happening?
349
00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:55,655
Lysa, Vik, Charlie.
350
00:16:55,722 --> 00:16:57,624
Oh, my God. Of course.
351
00:16:57,691 --> 00:16:59,759
I don't--I don't know what came over me.
352
00:17:02,196 --> 00:17:03,264
What is going on?
353
00:17:03,331 --> 00:17:04,432
Hmm.
354
00:17:04,497 --> 00:17:06,867
Charlie, you distract the hosts.
355
00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:08,234
Lysa, you sneak into their office
356
00:17:08,302 --> 00:17:10,237
and see what information
you can find on Olga.
357
00:17:10,304 --> 00:17:13,773
As for I, I shall look
after our intrepid chef.
358
00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:15,910
Go.
359
00:17:15,977 --> 00:17:18,279
You are alone on an island,
360
00:17:18,346 --> 00:17:20,513
what sandwich would you bring?
361
00:17:21,382 --> 00:17:22,648
Pretzel sandwich.
362
00:17:22,715 --> 00:17:25,052
- Pretzel sandwich?
- Pretzel--oh.
363
00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:27,455
What a curveball. I love that.
You know what I would bring?
364
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,688
A sausage biscuit.
365
00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:30,191
I had one in North Carolina one time.
366
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,426
- Absolutely.
- It was so delicious.
367
00:17:32,492 --> 00:17:34,028
- Hmm.
- [Charlie] Hi.
368
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,596
Uh, I'm Charlotte.
369
00:17:36,663 --> 00:17:40,434
Charlotte with the
Belgrade Women in Media.
370
00:17:41,302 --> 00:17:47,407
We're a online entertainment
blog for women.
371
00:17:47,475 --> 00:17:49,609
And you're here to interview us?
372
00:17:50,577 --> 00:17:51,811
Uh-hmm.
373
00:17:51,879 --> 00:17:54,015
We're just two humble
Bavarian bakers
374
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,516
who now get powdered and
primped for television.
375
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,252
Isn't this wunderbar, Hilda?
376
00:17:58,319 --> 00:18:00,955
- Wunderbar, Gunther.
- Wunderbar.
377
00:18:01,022 --> 00:18:03,823
Uh, so great show.
Love you guys.
378
00:18:03,891 --> 00:18:05,326
- Danke.
- Love what you're doing
379
00:18:05,393 --> 00:18:08,695
with all the... cooking.
380
00:18:08,762 --> 00:18:09,897
Oh, danke schoen.
381
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,432
We so appreciate the art of cooking.
382
00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:13,467
- But don't forget the eating.
- [Gunther] Oh, of course.
383
00:18:13,532 --> 00:18:15,269
The eating. All for us.
384
00:18:17,038 --> 00:18:18,705
I wanted to ask you about Olga.
385
00:18:20,673 --> 00:18:23,878
Olga. She's so special.
386
00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:28,648
I'd love to know what
makes her food so great.
387
00:18:28,715 --> 00:18:32,153
Oh, her cooking is just...
388
00:18:33,653 --> 00:18:35,189
magic.
389
00:18:35,256 --> 00:18:38,125
It's like nothing we've
ever tasted before.
390
00:18:38,192 --> 00:18:39,792
And what's she like?
391
00:18:39,859 --> 00:18:41,529
Off camera, I mean.
392
00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:43,563
Oh, she's just a darling,
393
00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:45,499
although quite competitive.
394
00:18:45,565 --> 00:18:47,734
She keeps winning, the ratings go up,
395
00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:49,936
and the other contestants are lining up
396
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,738
- trying to take her down.
- [Gunther] Who knows?
397
00:18:51,805 --> 00:18:53,974
Maybe she'll even get her own spin-off.
398
00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:56,576
- Or perhaps a movie!
- More food for us.
399
00:18:56,643 --> 00:18:58,212
[Gunther] Exactly, yes.
400
00:18:59,046 --> 00:19:01,648
So, has your cooking
led you to figure out
401
00:19:01,714 --> 00:19:03,184
what that smell is yet?
402
00:19:05,419 --> 00:19:06,954
It's not just about a smell.
403
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,955
When it first hit me,
404
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,523
when it first came through the TV,
405
00:19:10,590 --> 00:19:13,094
it stirred something inside of me.
406
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:17,898
Some emotion that I can't quite place.
407
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:20,301
It made me lash out, I'm sorry.
408
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,502
There's no need to apologize.
409
00:19:21,569 --> 00:19:22,635
We understand.
410
00:19:22,702 --> 00:19:24,371
I'm not sure you do, Vik.
411
00:19:25,239 --> 00:19:26,840
When you guys started making fun of me,
412
00:19:26,907 --> 00:19:30,710
it was just like being
back at the university.
413
00:19:30,777 --> 00:19:33,314
You think I didn't notice
all the sidelong glances
414
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,849
and giggles when I'd mention
the occult or cryptids
415
00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:37,318
or the Library?
416
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:42,689
I lost my whole career, my life,
417
00:19:42,755 --> 00:19:45,459
because people wouldn't
take me seriously.
418
00:19:45,526 --> 00:19:46,927
That must have been hard.
419
00:19:46,994 --> 00:19:49,997
It's been so long trying to
prove myself to other people.
420
00:19:51,432 --> 00:19:53,633
I was worried I had to do it
all over again with you guys.
421
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:55,835
I mean, you just wrote
the whole thing off
422
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,605
as another silly obsession.
423
00:19:57,670 --> 00:19:59,406
Connor's losing his mind over it.
424
00:20:00,807 --> 00:20:02,209
I felt dis...
425
00:20:05,212 --> 00:20:06,679
Dis...
426
00:20:07,481 --> 00:20:08,748
Dismissed?
427
00:20:09,849 --> 00:20:11,218
Dismissed.
428
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,455
COOKED! cast
and crew, return to set.
429
00:20:15,523 --> 00:20:16,991
I gotta get back.
430
00:20:21,395 --> 00:20:25,199
Okay. Olga, Olga, Olga, where are you?
431
00:20:28,801 --> 00:20:32,439
Okay. Olga, no kids,
works at a garden shop,
432
00:20:32,506 --> 00:20:36,109
hmm, from Slovakia, in
for five episodes.
433
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,685
Brigit Burns.
434
00:20:54,595 --> 00:20:55,828
Huh.
435
00:20:58,599 --> 00:20:59,900
Ah.
436
00:21:02,102 --> 00:21:05,272
Okay. Claude Stetson, where are you?
437
00:21:12,446 --> 00:21:13,580
Oh, no.
438
00:21:26,393 --> 00:21:28,462
[Vikram] Psst! Psst!
439
00:21:29,964 --> 00:21:31,565
We are back.
440
00:21:31,632 --> 00:21:33,067
Stand by, everybody.
441
00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:35,469
[Vikram] Hmm.
An excellent spot to keep an eye
442
00:21:35,536 --> 00:21:38,239
- on our culinary captive.
- I spoke to Gunter and Hilda.
443
00:21:38,305 --> 00:21:40,941
Seems like they're thinking of a
spin-off show starring Olga.
444
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,477
And they said her cooking was magic.
445
00:21:43,544 --> 00:21:44,945
Interesting.
446
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,448
It appears Olga has some
kind of hold over them.
447
00:21:47,513 --> 00:21:50,017
I also spoke to Aleks and
Kat, the other contestants.
448
00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:52,052
They were both lured here
by some strange smell
449
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:54,488
- coming from their TV.
- Oh.
450
00:21:54,555 --> 00:21:56,624
So Connor is not the only
one who is affected.
451
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,559
That is some sort of relief.
452
00:21:58,626 --> 00:22:00,827
But I am still concerned.
453
00:22:00,894 --> 00:22:03,297
I spoke with him and it
was most distressing.
454
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,531
I had no idea--
455
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,303
No idea about what?
456
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,071
I'm sorry.
457
00:22:11,138 --> 00:22:12,973
What was I saying?
458
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,143
I lost the thought. Confound it.
459
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,810
We are no closer to finding a way
460
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,446
to repel the smell spell.
461
00:22:19,513 --> 00:22:20,881
Olga's book.
462
00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:23,584
Maybe there's an answer in there.
463
00:22:23,651 --> 00:22:25,185
Excellent thinking.
464
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,390
My German isn't as good as it
used to be, but let's see.
465
00:22:32,259 --> 00:22:35,729
Ah. The spice, the scent, the lure.
466
00:22:35,795 --> 00:22:39,433
[Charlie] A witch using a smell
spell to lure people in.
467
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,435
This sounds like something
out of Hansel and Gretel.
468
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:45,105
Gingerbread. Oh, Charlie,
469
00:22:45,172 --> 00:22:47,374
I think you've hit the head of the nail.
470
00:22:47,441 --> 00:22:51,011
This, this is the Gingerbread Spell.
471
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:52,680
The Hansel and Gretel of whom you speak
472
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,482
are no storybook siblings.
473
00:22:55,549 --> 00:22:59,586
No. This is the tale
of the Kitchen Witch,
474
00:22:59,653 --> 00:23:01,989
a very real witch
475
00:23:02,056 --> 00:23:04,058
who would lure youths to
her gingerbread home
476
00:23:04,124 --> 00:23:06,193
with magic so that she
could cook and eat them.
477
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,061
So, Olga's The Kitchen Witch?
478
00:23:08,128 --> 00:23:10,064
The very witch from the true tall tale.
479
00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:12,366
The same witch that tried
to kill Hansel and Gretel
480
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:13,767
all those years ago
481
00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:15,202
and has now somehow returned.
482
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:16,704
And using some kind of smell spell
483
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,138
to keep people doing her bidding.
484
00:23:18,205 --> 00:23:21,375
If that's true, we need
to take her down. Now.
485
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,277
Agreed.
486
00:23:23,344 --> 00:23:24,178
[Hilda] Olga.
487
00:23:24,244 --> 00:23:26,246
It pains us to say, but...
488
00:23:26,313 --> 00:23:27,648
- you got cooked!
- You got cooked!
489
00:23:34,821 --> 00:23:36,123
[Lysa] Oh!
490
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,569
Oh, my God.
491
00:24:22,636 --> 00:24:24,338
Are you guys okay?
492
00:24:40,421 --> 00:24:44,291
Don't they look delicious,
Gunther?
493
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:48,929
Hmm. I am simply salivating, Hilda.
494
00:25:05,345 --> 00:25:07,815
Guys. Guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys. Hey, hey.
495
00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:10,751
So, uh, we might have a bigger
problem than we thought.
496
00:25:10,818 --> 00:25:12,085
Oh, I don't think that is possible.
497
00:25:12,152 --> 00:25:13,353
Well, when the contestants
lose, they are tricked
498
00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:14,721
into some kind of a little holding cell.
499
00:25:14,788 --> 00:25:16,023
And Hilda and Gunther,
they have these like
500
00:25:16,089 --> 00:25:17,491
sharp, scary teeth
501
00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:19,426
and I'm pretty sure
they're gonna eat them.
502
00:25:20,194 --> 00:25:21,395
Well, I'd say, that is much worse.
503
00:25:21,462 --> 00:25:22,763
And we thought
Olga was the witch
504
00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:23,730
from Hansel and Gretel.
505
00:25:23,797 --> 00:25:24,898
But apparently, our jolly
506
00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:27,568
and good-natured hosts,
507
00:25:27,634 --> 00:25:31,405
Hilda and Gunther, are
actually Hansel and Gretel
508
00:25:31,472 --> 00:25:34,374
in witch form.
509
00:25:34,441 --> 00:25:35,910
So, they remained in
the gingerbread house
510
00:25:35,976 --> 00:25:37,978
and took over the witch's role?
511
00:25:38,045 --> 00:25:39,379
Precisely.
512
00:25:39,446 --> 00:25:41,381
Gingerbread Spell affects a
certain type of person.
513
00:25:41,448 --> 00:25:44,886
One who is alone, sad,
abandoned, what have you.
514
00:25:44,953 --> 00:25:46,286
It targeted Hansel and Gretel
515
00:25:46,353 --> 00:25:47,955
because they were quite
literally abandoned
516
00:25:48,021 --> 00:25:49,490
by their family.
517
00:25:49,556 --> 00:25:51,325
And Lysa, you yourself
wondered why the smell spell
518
00:25:51,391 --> 00:25:53,460
had not affected the rest of the team.
519
00:25:53,527 --> 00:25:55,729
See, all of us were present at the show.
520
00:25:56,663 --> 00:25:59,199
But the three of us were not as
present as we needed to be,
521
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:00,567
not for our friend, Connor.
522
00:26:00,634 --> 00:26:02,202
The Gingerbread Spell targeted Connor
523
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:03,938
because he felt abandoned by us?
524
00:26:04,037 --> 00:26:05,272
Oh, God.
525
00:26:06,406 --> 00:26:08,575
Ah, the spell's really
doing a number on him.
526
00:26:08,642 --> 00:26:12,311
And this whole thing is
a ruse to eat people?
527
00:26:12,379 --> 00:26:14,348
It is a powerful spell.
528
00:26:14,414 --> 00:26:16,583
It makes you forget who you are
529
00:26:16,650 --> 00:26:18,051
and where you come from.
530
00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:19,419
Your attention, everybody.
531
00:26:19,486 --> 00:26:22,089
Our final elimination
segment is up. Desserts!
532
00:26:22,155 --> 00:26:23,958
Okay. You guys grab Connor.
533
00:26:24,023 --> 00:26:25,025
I'm gonna fire up the Magic Door.
534
00:26:25,092 --> 00:26:26,527
Let's get out of here.
535
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,669
Okay. So, now we just need to--
536
00:26:35,736 --> 00:26:38,571
where is Connor?
537
00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:41,074
- Who's Connor?
- What? I--
538
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:42,709
I told you to grab him
539
00:26:42,776 --> 00:26:44,678
so we could save him from the witches.
540
00:26:44,744 --> 00:26:46,580
Witches? Where?
541
00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:47,916
Ah, have at thee!
542
00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:53,053
Who are you calling a
witch, you steampunk punk?
543
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:56,356
Okay. No one is a witch and
no one is a steampunk punk.
544
00:26:56,423 --> 00:26:58,292
We needed to rescue Connor.
545
00:26:58,358 --> 00:27:00,427
- Who's Connor?
- Who's Connor?
546
00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:03,797
We were just with him.
How do you not, remember?
547
00:27:05,299 --> 00:27:08,402
Huh. I have to get something.
Stay here.
548
00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:19,313
Five, four, three, two, one.
549
00:27:19,379 --> 00:27:21,114
Time for something sweet.
550
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:23,417
Desserts to the front.
551
00:27:37,564 --> 00:27:38,832
I didn't realize that witches
552
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:41,468
have become so adept at physical combat.
553
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:44,371
I didn't realize they had a
Hot Topic at the Ren Faire.
554
00:27:44,438 --> 00:27:46,740
Oh, I don't know what any of that means.
555
00:27:46,807 --> 00:27:48,675
I can't imagine that's rare for you.
556
00:27:48,742 --> 00:27:51,045
Oh, how, dare you?
557
00:27:51,111 --> 00:27:52,546
Oh, God. Don't hit me!
558
00:27:52,613 --> 00:27:54,147
Don't hit me!
Don't hit me! Don't hit me.
559
00:27:57,351 --> 00:27:59,186
What is this?
560
00:27:59,252 --> 00:28:00,587
My menthol paste.
561
00:28:00,654 --> 00:28:02,321
A potent concoction that
can clear sinuses,
562
00:28:02,388 --> 00:28:04,458
block out odors, and
even cure seasickness.
563
00:28:04,523 --> 00:28:06,792
- Did you know that morticians--
- How come you weren't affected?
564
00:28:06,861 --> 00:28:10,031
Sinuses stuffed with mucus.
565
00:28:10,098 --> 00:28:11,131
Oh, please don't say mucus.
566
00:28:11,198 --> 00:28:12,833
Brilliant work, Lysa.
567
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,936
But that Gingerbread Spell
permeates the soundstage.
568
00:28:16,004 --> 00:28:17,704
And while we and the crew are
not the intended targets,
569
00:28:17,771 --> 00:28:19,640
it's been slowly working its
way through our systems,
570
00:28:19,705 --> 00:28:21,475
- making us forget.
- Which is why
571
00:28:21,541 --> 00:28:22,776
the crew didn't realize
anything was wrong.
572
00:28:22,843 --> 00:28:24,244
Yeah, and why they weren't concerned
573
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,479
about the missing contestants.
574
00:28:25,545 --> 00:28:27,513
We need to go back and save Connor
575
00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:29,383
but we need a way to protect
ourselves from that spell.
576
00:28:29,449 --> 00:28:32,452
- Lysa, bring that gel.
- Well, about that.
577
00:28:34,022 --> 00:28:35,321
You used the last of it?
578
00:28:35,388 --> 00:28:37,624
It's been a bad cold.
I can whip up some more.
579
00:28:37,691 --> 00:28:39,660
- It just might take a while.
- We don't have a while.
580
00:28:39,726 --> 00:28:42,529
Hilda and Gunther have already
claimed numerous victims.
581
00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:45,033
Oh, we must go back and save Connor
582
00:28:45,099 --> 00:28:46,233
from these accursed witches
583
00:28:46,299 --> 00:28:48,301
and dispel this smell spell,
584
00:28:48,368 --> 00:28:50,138
gel or no gel.
585
00:28:50,203 --> 00:28:52,606
- Let's go.
- That made my head hurt.
586
00:28:59,513 --> 00:29:02,282
I am so sorry, Connor.
587
00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:03,885
Your crème brûlée
588
00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:07,855
was just a little bland for my taste.
589
00:29:07,922 --> 00:29:09,322
[Gunther] Connor Green...
590
00:29:10,424 --> 00:29:11,591
- you got cooked!
- You've got cooked!
591
00:29:20,701 --> 00:29:22,136
- You got cooked!
- You got cooked!
592
00:29:22,202 --> 00:29:23,637
- Connor.
- Connor.
593
00:29:23,704 --> 00:29:24,705
Psst! Connor.
594
00:29:24,771 --> 00:29:28,275
That means our new champion is Kat!
595
00:29:28,341 --> 00:29:30,444
[Hilda] Congratulations!
596
00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:34,414
Go and bask in the glory
of being number one.
597
00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:38,485
Our crew will be right in for
your post-show interview.
598
00:29:38,552 --> 00:29:40,287
Hilda, can you believe after all that
599
00:29:40,353 --> 00:29:42,322
my tummy is still rumbling?
600
00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:44,257
Shall we get washed up
for supper, Hilda?
601
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:45,860
Yes, Gunther.
602
00:29:45,927 --> 00:29:47,461
Auf wiedersehen!
603
00:29:47,527 --> 00:29:49,964
See you next time on COOKED!
604
00:29:50,031 --> 00:29:51,264
Guten appetit!
605
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,499
And cut!
606
00:29:52,566 --> 00:29:54,468
That's a wrap for today.
607
00:29:54,534 --> 00:29:56,037
Supper. That means he's...
608
00:29:56,104 --> 00:29:58,206
That they plan to eat
the losing contestants
609
00:29:58,305 --> 00:30:00,507
right here in the studio.
610
00:30:00,574 --> 00:30:01,876
What are we gonna do?
611
00:30:01,943 --> 00:30:03,577
We can't just grab Connor and leave.
612
00:30:03,643 --> 00:30:05,046
Gunther and Hilda need to be stopped.
613
00:30:05,113 --> 00:30:07,280
We need to put an end
to this show for good.
614
00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:08,448
But how?
615
00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,918
You are all dismissed.
616
00:30:16,224 --> 00:30:17,390
Whoa.
617
00:30:20,327 --> 00:30:21,661
Dismissed?
618
00:30:21,728 --> 00:30:23,764
He's got that look on his face.
619
00:30:23,830 --> 00:30:24,966
[Vikram] If it's not about the food,
620
00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:25,900
then what is it about?
621
00:30:25,967 --> 00:30:27,667
Oh! I have it.
622
00:30:27,734 --> 00:30:30,303
Lysa, you go get the contestants
and bring them back here.
623
00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,873
- Charlie, with me.
- Okay.
624
00:30:31,939 --> 00:30:33,573
To the cookery.
625
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,275
- What do need?
- Almond flour--
626
00:30:35,342 --> 00:30:36,810
- [Charlie] Huh?
- --butter, eggs,
627
00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:40,014
baking powder, and of course, salt.
628
00:30:40,081 --> 00:30:42,449
Okay. Please tell me this
is part of the plan
629
00:30:42,516 --> 00:30:43,683
and you're not just feeling hungry.
630
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:54,594
What are you doing?
631
00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:59,466
Charlotte?
You told us you were a blogger.
632
00:30:59,533 --> 00:31:01,635
Yeah, I lied.
633
00:31:01,701 --> 00:31:04,371
Vikram, whatever you're doing,
it better not take too long.
634
00:31:32,967 --> 00:31:34,001
Oh, damn.
635
00:31:40,308 --> 00:31:42,009
Okay.
636
00:31:42,076 --> 00:31:43,710
Let's get you out of here.
637
00:31:44,845 --> 00:31:47,414
Oh no, no rush, no rush at all. Come on.
638
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,951
- Where am I?
- Come on.
639
00:31:50,017 --> 00:31:52,119
Who am I?
640
00:31:52,186 --> 00:31:53,687
Who are you?
641
00:31:53,753 --> 00:31:55,323
Connor, it's me, it's Lysa.
642
00:31:55,388 --> 00:31:57,024
Lysa?
643
00:31:57,091 --> 00:31:58,259
You're under a spell.
644
00:31:58,326 --> 00:31:59,526
The Gingerbread Spell to be exact.
645
00:31:59,593 --> 00:32:02,462
It is making you forget who you are.
646
00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:04,764
I don't remember the
word for how I feel.
647
00:32:04,831 --> 00:32:06,300
I'm sorry, we don't have time for this.
648
00:32:06,366 --> 00:32:08,568
Just follow me, and I've got
to get you out of here.
649
00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:11,438
Come on, guys. Okay.
Let's put that down.
650
00:32:11,504 --> 00:32:13,007
Okay. Let's go. Go, quick.
651
00:32:13,074 --> 00:32:14,441
Quick, quick. Great.
652
00:32:14,507 --> 00:32:15,775
Okay. Excuse me, excuse me.
653
00:32:15,842 --> 00:32:18,179
Let's get out of here.
Oh.
654
00:32:18,246 --> 00:32:20,814
Hey, what's going on?
655
00:32:20,882 --> 00:32:22,716
- Is there an after-party?
- Not quite.
656
00:32:22,782 --> 00:32:25,152
We are all in terrible danger.
We have to get out of here.
657
00:32:25,219 --> 00:32:27,654
Congrats on the win, by the way.
If we make it out of here alive,
658
00:32:27,721 --> 00:32:29,422
I'll get some of those
recipes off you, okay?
659
00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:30,992
Quick, quick, let's go!
660
00:32:31,058 --> 00:32:33,861
[Vikram straining] Rats.
661
00:32:33,928 --> 00:32:35,829
Arnold call?
662
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,807
You better speed this up,
Vikram!
663
00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:49,776
Almost there! Any second now!
664
00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:51,444
Okay, Vikram.
I've got the contestants now.
665
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,648
What-- oh, that escalated quickly.
666
00:32:55,548 --> 00:32:57,717
Oh, no. Uh...
667
00:33:01,421 --> 00:33:02,689
stay back.
668
00:33:04,658 --> 00:33:06,127
Why are you doing this?
669
00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:07,827
For centuries, we subsisted
670
00:33:07,895 --> 00:33:09,529
on rogue mountain climbers
671
00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:12,199
who roamed the hills of Bavaria.
672
00:33:12,266 --> 00:33:16,404
But then, one day we
discovered cable television.
673
00:33:16,469 --> 00:33:18,505
Tell them about the plan,
Gunther!
674
00:33:19,373 --> 00:33:22,310
[Gunther] You see, we devoured
all these cooking shows
675
00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:24,611
and thought, pfft, we could do that.
676
00:33:24,678 --> 00:33:26,513
For too long, we've been at the mercy
677
00:33:26,579 --> 00:33:30,051
of whatever healthy hiker
wandered our way.
678
00:33:30,117 --> 00:33:31,451
With our own show,
679
00:33:31,518 --> 00:33:34,688
we could lure in the
exact person we craved.
680
00:33:34,754 --> 00:33:38,125
Grief, hmm. Loneliness, yummy.
Ennui, delicious.
681
00:33:38,192 --> 00:33:42,930
All much better than that
healthy, well-adjusted hiker.
682
00:33:42,997 --> 00:33:44,065
Who cares.
683
00:33:44,131 --> 00:33:46,334
And now, with the Gingerbread Spell
684
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,169
wafting through televisions,
685
00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:52,306
we can find the exact
flavor we so craved.
686
00:33:52,373 --> 00:33:54,541
- That is monstrous.
- Yeah.
687
00:33:58,913 --> 00:33:59,947
Stay back.
688
00:34:03,284 --> 00:34:04,617
[Hilda] Gunther!
689
00:34:05,386 --> 00:34:08,055
I can't take her anymore!
Gunther.
690
00:34:12,994 --> 00:34:14,828
Come on, Connor, you can do this.
691
00:34:21,469 --> 00:34:23,004
[Connor] Hey!
692
00:34:27,507 --> 00:34:29,176
[Gunther] What? This is impossible.
693
00:34:29,243 --> 00:34:30,543
No one can break the spell.
694
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:33,546
It is possible because I'm Connor Green.
695
00:34:36,417 --> 00:34:38,319
And I'm a Librarian.
696
00:34:49,729 --> 00:34:51,531
[Gunther] No.
697
00:34:51,598 --> 00:34:53,334
Hilda!
698
00:34:53,401 --> 00:34:54,701
Hilda!
699
00:34:57,905 --> 00:34:59,672
No!
700
00:35:02,776 --> 00:35:04,744
Yes!
701
00:35:08,449 --> 00:35:09,783
Connor was right.
702
00:35:09,849 --> 00:35:12,420
Cooking is the key to this whole ordeal.
703
00:35:12,486 --> 00:35:14,455
Behold my creation.
704
00:35:14,522 --> 00:35:17,590
Reveal to me my nourishment.
705
00:35:19,793 --> 00:35:21,128
What is it?
706
00:35:21,195 --> 00:35:22,463
Mug bread.
707
00:35:22,530 --> 00:35:23,730
Another recipe made possible
708
00:35:23,797 --> 00:35:25,132
by the magical microwave,
709
00:35:25,199 --> 00:35:26,633
a mere 90 seconds.
710
00:35:26,699 --> 00:35:29,569
And now, we have this.
711
00:35:30,603 --> 00:35:33,107
This is what broke the spell.
712
00:35:35,309 --> 00:35:36,843
I don't get it.
713
00:35:37,744 --> 00:35:39,213
Food is the key.
714
00:35:40,047 --> 00:35:42,083
Or more specifically, bread.
715
00:35:43,084 --> 00:35:45,018
The act of breaking bread
with other people
716
00:35:45,085 --> 00:35:46,652
leads to connection, bridges cultures,
717
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,957
and most importantly,
creates friendships.
718
00:35:50,024 --> 00:35:51,791
When I saw you all working
together to save me,
719
00:35:51,859 --> 00:35:53,027
I was able to break through the spell
720
00:35:53,094 --> 00:35:55,262
and realize what the smell was.
721
00:35:55,329 --> 00:35:57,864
The smell that lured me
here and almost turned me
722
00:35:57,931 --> 00:35:59,400
into a late afternoon snack.
723
00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:01,601
So? What was it?
724
00:36:02,937 --> 00:36:05,306
The day we all met.
After we defeated the Drekavac,
725
00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,640
we went and got dinner
at this Italian spot.
726
00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:08,976
I don't remember the name
727
00:36:09,043 --> 00:36:10,610
and the food wasn't really that good,
728
00:36:10,677 --> 00:36:15,583
but it meant a lot to
me to have you three.
729
00:36:15,648 --> 00:36:17,151
It meant everything.
730
00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:20,087
It meant I finally had
people who believed in me.
731
00:36:20,154 --> 00:36:21,989
And it was the smell of that restaurant.
732
00:36:23,123 --> 00:36:26,659
It was the moment
I realized I wasn't alone.
733
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:30,397
I, uh, had a family... again.
734
00:36:32,632 --> 00:36:34,001
That's the real magic of food.
735
00:36:34,068 --> 00:36:35,870
It's not about a competition.
736
00:36:35,936 --> 00:36:37,471
It's not even about the meal, really.
737
00:36:37,538 --> 00:36:39,940
It's about breaking bread
738
00:36:40,007 --> 00:36:41,708
with people who accept you.
739
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:47,680
The smell is gone.
740
00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:50,518
The spell is broken.
741
00:36:51,919 --> 00:36:54,488
[Gunther] Oh, Hilda, what
is happening to us?
742
00:37:04,864 --> 00:37:07,301
It's all coming back to me now.
743
00:37:07,368 --> 00:37:12,506
It was a smell that lured
me to this show weeks ago.
744
00:37:12,573 --> 00:37:14,275
Strawberries and whipped cream,
745
00:37:14,341 --> 00:37:16,877
- my husband's favorite dessert.
- Oh.
746
00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:20,080
He would have it every night before bed.
747
00:37:20,147 --> 00:37:23,150
Entirely too often.
748
00:37:23,217 --> 00:37:25,953
He's been gone for five years now.
749
00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:27,454
I'm very sorry to hear that.
750
00:37:28,522 --> 00:37:29,689
I'm sure he would have been proud
751
00:37:29,756 --> 00:37:31,025
of how well you did on this show.
752
00:37:31,091 --> 00:37:33,760
Even if it was an evil plot
753
00:37:33,826 --> 00:37:35,663
to eat people?
754
00:37:35,728 --> 00:37:40,534
Ah, yeah, even so.
755
00:37:40,601 --> 00:37:42,369
You're cauldron, madam.
756
00:37:43,571 --> 00:37:45,005
Cauldron?
757
00:37:45,072 --> 00:37:48,309
That's a very high-end Dutch oven.
758
00:37:48,375 --> 00:37:49,977
Oh. Oh, I see.
759
00:37:50,044 --> 00:37:52,413
A regrettable jumping to
conclusions on my part.
760
00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:55,848
It's just that witches
get me, um, agitated.
761
00:37:55,916 --> 00:37:57,384
Speaking of witch,
762
00:37:57,451 --> 00:38:00,187
why did you have this in
your dressing quarters?
763
00:38:01,589 --> 00:38:03,056
I'm not very proud of that.
764
00:38:03,123 --> 00:38:04,291
The pressure of winning
765
00:38:04,358 --> 00:38:06,994
week after week, it just got to me.
766
00:38:07,061 --> 00:38:10,431
So I figured if I can
steal their recipe book,
767
00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:14,001
I could get some insights
into their taste.
768
00:38:14,068 --> 00:38:16,937
But you couldn't make
heads or tails of it?
769
00:38:17,004 --> 00:38:20,274
No. It turned out their taste was me.
770
00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:25,844
Well, I shall leave you
to your Dutch oven,
771
00:38:25,913 --> 00:38:28,983
as I tend to an oven of
a more spooky origin.
772
00:38:29,049 --> 00:38:30,918
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
773
00:38:38,592 --> 00:38:41,495
It appears as though
they've been cooked.
774
00:38:49,236 --> 00:38:51,105
I know you're not fond of any witches,
775
00:38:51,171 --> 00:38:54,541
but these two seemed remarkably nasty.
776
00:38:54,608 --> 00:38:55,909
Oh.
777
00:38:55,976 --> 00:38:57,878
I'm glad they're taken care of.
Thank you.
778
00:38:57,945 --> 00:38:59,613
That cold of yours was quite the boon.
779
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,181
Yeah, but I'm gonna be glad
780
00:39:01,248 --> 00:39:02,716
when I can breathe properly again.
781
00:39:02,782 --> 00:39:05,119
As am I. That menthol paste
has some staying power.
782
00:39:05,185 --> 00:39:06,353
Smell is such a mystery, is it not?
783
00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:07,786
No, it isn't.
It's a science,
784
00:39:07,855 --> 00:39:09,156
and science saved the day once again.
785
00:39:09,223 --> 00:39:11,292
The Gingerbread Spell
turns you into food
786
00:39:11,358 --> 00:39:13,427
by taking away your memory.
Fine.
787
00:39:13,494 --> 00:39:15,262
I'll begrudgingly admit that
your knowledge of the link
788
00:39:15,329 --> 00:39:17,097
between memory and scent
was rather useful.
789
00:39:17,164 --> 00:39:19,633
And your obsession over
the microwave was too.
790
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:22,002
Yes, although I've moved on to
the wonders of the air fryer.
791
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:23,835
Oh, do you think Elaine will allow us
792
00:39:23,904 --> 00:39:25,339
to get one for the Annex?
793
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,908
You know, I don't think we
have the counter space.
794
00:39:27,975 --> 00:39:30,110
What are you doing?
795
00:39:30,177 --> 00:39:31,645
They go in the Library!
796
00:39:31,712 --> 00:39:34,081
What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
797
00:39:34,148 --> 00:39:35,716
This whole thing has been such an ordeal
798
00:39:35,783 --> 00:39:37,850
that I stopped by the market on
the way back and got these.
799
00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:39,819
Oh, my God.
800
00:39:39,887 --> 00:39:41,255
Do you want one?
801
00:39:41,322 --> 00:39:44,992
Oh, I'm actually off
human-shaped cookies.
802
00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:51,065
Ah, auf wiedersehen, huh?
803
00:39:58,172 --> 00:40:00,641
I hope those cookies haven't
spoiled anyone's appetite.
804
00:40:00,708 --> 00:40:02,343
Dinner's ready.
805
00:40:02,409 --> 00:40:04,210
I've been giving it some thought,
806
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:07,448
and I think I'd be a very good
reality television contestant.
807
00:40:07,514 --> 00:40:09,717
- Oh, I don't know about that.
- Of course.
808
00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:12,152
After all, I thrive in
high-pressure environments,
809
00:40:12,219 --> 00:40:14,054
excellent at strategic decision-making,
810
00:40:14,121 --> 00:40:15,356
and I almost always know
811
00:40:15,422 --> 00:40:17,458
when something is cake or not cake.
812
00:40:21,929 --> 00:40:23,964
[Lysa] Connor, this looks amazing.
813
00:40:24,031 --> 00:40:28,268
Oh, you are kinder than
my last critics. Um...
814
00:40:29,370 --> 00:40:32,239
For instance, none of this is cake.
815
00:40:32,306 --> 00:40:34,440
- Sure?
- Positive.
816
00:40:34,508 --> 00:40:35,642
Wait.
817
00:40:37,643 --> 00:40:39,213
Food is memory.
818
00:40:39,279 --> 00:40:41,582
It's your past, it's your community,
819
00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:43,317
it's your home.
820
00:40:43,384 --> 00:40:44,385
I found my home.
821
00:40:44,451 --> 00:40:46,152
And so I wanted to share a meal
822
00:40:46,219 --> 00:40:48,622
that has brought me comfort
throughout the years,
823
00:40:48,689 --> 00:40:51,692
and say thank you to the
Library for bringing me here.
824
00:40:51,759 --> 00:40:54,628
You fought the Gingerbread Spell
admirably, my dear friend.
825
00:40:54,695 --> 00:40:56,263
And you could only do so
826
00:40:56,330 --> 00:40:58,098
by being such a good Librarian.
827
00:40:58,165 --> 00:41:01,602
Yeah. And we got your back
no matter what happens.
828
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:05,672
We've always had your
back since day one.
829
00:41:05,739 --> 00:41:07,708
Hmm, a toast.
830
00:41:07,775 --> 00:41:09,543
A farewell to the smell spell.
831
00:41:09,610 --> 00:41:13,514
A spell I cannot undersell
as it has no parallel.
832
00:41:14,948 --> 00:41:16,917
To no more stupid rhymes.
833
00:41:18,585 --> 00:41:21,155
To spending time with the
people that matter.
834
00:41:22,422 --> 00:41:23,457
To family.
835
00:41:24,391 --> 00:41:26,427
To the Library.
60581
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