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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,113 --> 00:00:08,416 Welcome back to COOKED! 2 00:00:08,481 --> 00:00:11,319 {\an8}The traveling cooking competition show 3 00:00:11,385 --> 00:00:15,189 {\an8}in which local chefs compete against each other 4 00:00:15,256 --> 00:00:17,124 in culinary challenges. 5 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:20,660 {\an8}I'm your host Hilda, and this is my brother Gunther. 6 00:00:20,727 --> 00:00:22,696 {\an8}And we love to eat. 7 00:00:22,762 --> 00:00:24,899 {\an8}- Don't we, Gunther? - Oh, that's right, 8 00:00:24,966 --> 00:00:25,732 schwester Hilda. 9 00:00:25,799 --> 00:00:27,801 We also love to deliberate, 10 00:00:27,868 --> 00:00:30,905 which is exactly what we did during the commercial break. 11 00:00:30,972 --> 00:00:34,808 Now, while all of your meals were simply wunderbar, 12 00:00:34,875 --> 00:00:37,644 one of you simply has to go. 13 00:00:37,711 --> 00:00:41,148 That's why it's time for the final dish. 14 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:43,884 {\an8}[Hilda] None of you came here to make friends. 15 00:00:43,951 --> 00:00:49,489 {\an8}You came to be the last chef standing. 16 00:00:49,556 --> 00:00:51,993 Claude, your goulash... 17 00:00:54,261 --> 00:00:57,331 was actually ghoulish. 18 00:00:57,398 --> 00:00:59,367 You know what that means. 19 00:00:59,433 --> 00:01:00,968 - You got cooked! - You got cooked! 20 00:01:02,836 --> 00:01:06,874 Oh. What a sad day for all of us, 21 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:09,209 but mostly for you, Claude. 22 00:01:10,277 --> 00:01:11,578 Mostly for you. 23 00:01:39,373 --> 00:01:40,774 Hello? 24 00:01:42,309 --> 00:01:43,543 Is anyone there? 25 00:02:05,732 --> 00:02:07,201 How do I stay so young? 26 00:02:07,268 --> 00:02:09,803 I don't know, but it sure helps to look it. 27 00:02:09,870 --> 00:02:11,604 Bless you. 28 00:02:11,671 --> 00:02:13,706 {\an8}[Lysa] Oh, thank you. 29 00:02:13,773 --> 00:02:14,942 {\an8}Is the show not back on yet? 30 00:02:15,008 --> 00:02:16,177 {\an8}- No. - Not too close. 31 00:02:16,243 --> 00:02:18,112 {\an8}You don't want a sick guardian, do you? 32 00:02:19,046 --> 00:02:21,215 {\an8}- What is that? - My menthol paste. 33 00:02:21,282 --> 00:02:22,917 {\an8}Helps clear the-- 34 00:02:23,782 --> 00:02:25,453 {\an8}- [Connor] Bless you. - --sinuses. 35 00:02:25,519 --> 00:02:27,787 {\an8}I tried to use the branded stuff but this wasn't strong enough, 36 00:02:27,855 --> 00:02:31,157 {\an8}- so I made my own. - God, It's so pungent. 37 00:02:32,592 --> 00:02:35,695 {\an8}[Vikram laughs] Go magic-wave. Go! 38 00:02:35,762 --> 00:02:38,365 {\an8}Oh, isn't this contraption marvelous? 39 00:02:38,431 --> 00:02:40,700 {\an8}Yeah, Vikram, it is awesome. Now, come on, 40 00:02:40,767 --> 00:02:42,036 {\an8}you can still catch the end of the show. 41 00:02:42,103 --> 00:02:44,704 {\an8}Ah. And what are we watching? 42 00:02:44,770 --> 00:02:46,673 {\an8}Oh, it is called COOKED! 43 00:02:46,739 --> 00:02:48,675 {\an8}It is my new favorite cooking competition show. 44 00:02:48,741 --> 00:02:50,010 {\an8}It just came out of nowhere a few weeks back. 45 00:02:50,077 --> 00:02:52,079 {\an8}I'm sorry. A cooking competition show? 46 00:02:52,145 --> 00:02:53,913 {\an8}Yeah, chefs cook off against each other 47 00:02:53,981 --> 00:02:55,681 {\an8}to see who's got the best dish. 48 00:02:55,748 --> 00:02:56,683 {\an8}It's kind of a guilty pleasure. 49 00:02:56,749 --> 00:02:58,252 {\an8}Uh, no guilt on my end. 50 00:02:58,319 --> 00:02:59,987 {\an8}I think cooking shows are very comforting. 51 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:01,455 {\an8}And who decides what food is best? 52 00:03:01,522 --> 00:03:02,689 {\an8}Oh, it's the hosts. 53 00:03:02,755 --> 00:03:04,859 {\an8}It's this wacky brother-sister duo 54 00:03:04,925 --> 00:03:06,393 {\an8}from Germany. 55 00:03:06,460 --> 00:03:08,162 {\an8}- Bless you. - The show revolves around food 56 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:09,864 {\an8}but you, the viewer, cannot eat it? 57 00:03:09,930 --> 00:03:11,631 {\an8}- It's not about that. - Well, if it's not about 58 00:03:11,698 --> 00:03:12,600 the food, then what is it about? 59 00:03:12,665 --> 00:03:14,602 {\an8}It's, um, 60 00:03:14,701 --> 00:03:17,238 {\an8}it's just--ah, you have to watch. 61 00:03:17,304 --> 00:03:19,006 {\an8}Ah. How very convincing. 62 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:20,541 {\an8}Your popcorn is ready. 63 00:03:20,608 --> 00:03:22,877 {\an8}Ah! My popcorn! Hmm. 64 00:03:28,715 --> 00:03:30,151 {\an8}Oh. Who needs a kitchen 65 00:03:30,217 --> 00:03:31,986 {\an8}when you can have this funny little thing? 66 00:03:32,052 --> 00:03:33,653 {\an8}This tome denotes everything 67 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,990 {\an8}one can concoct within its walls. 68 00:03:36,789 --> 00:03:38,292 - Oh. It's back! - And the winner 69 00:03:38,359 --> 00:03:40,494 {\an8}- of this week's episode-- - Ah. 70 00:03:40,561 --> 00:03:42,729 {\an8}is our reigning champion 71 00:03:42,795 --> 00:03:45,732 from Slovakia, Olga Horváth! 72 00:03:45,798 --> 00:03:48,903 {\an8}[Gunther] As you know, each week we travel to a new city 73 00:03:48,969 --> 00:03:51,438 {\an8}to find the finest chefs in all of Europe. 74 00:03:51,505 --> 00:03:56,510 Next week, we'll be traveling to beautiful Belgrade, Serbia. 75 00:03:56,577 --> 00:03:58,012 Cool! Fun. 76 00:03:58,078 --> 00:04:00,047 Connor's latest obsession is gonna be in Belgrade. 77 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:02,149 Hmm. You can stalk the German hosts. 78 00:04:02,216 --> 00:04:04,018 Ask them why they got rid of lederhosen. 79 00:04:04,084 --> 00:04:05,853 They really were quite fashionable. 80 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:06,921 Oh, do you guys smell that? 81 00:04:06,987 --> 00:04:08,389 No, I can't smell anything. 82 00:04:08,455 --> 00:04:11,192 My nose is as stuffed as a Thanksgiving turkey. 83 00:04:11,258 --> 00:04:14,461 [Vikram] Just a package of perfectly popped popcorn. 84 00:04:14,528 --> 00:04:16,897 [Charlie] Perfect? You mean burnt? 85 00:04:16,964 --> 00:04:19,099 Oh, it's not popcorn. It's... 86 00:04:27,575 --> 00:04:29,776 It's coming from the TV. 87 00:04:31,378 --> 00:04:33,247 - This is so strange. - Connor, you're just hungry 88 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:34,982 and you think you're smelling the lemon cakes 89 00:04:35,049 --> 00:04:36,584 - Olga made on the show. - [Lysa] Ah, yeah, 90 00:04:36,650 --> 00:04:38,118 Charlie's right, that can happen. 91 00:04:38,185 --> 00:04:40,087 It can really trigger your olfactory systems. 92 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:43,490 You're just haunted by my undeniable pheromones, huh? 93 00:04:44,358 --> 00:04:46,726 Oh, God, Connor is smelling the television. 94 00:04:46,793 --> 00:04:47,661 He's finally losing it. 95 00:04:50,397 --> 00:04:53,234 I'm not losing it, okay? I can just... 96 00:04:56,437 --> 00:04:57,404 Connor? 97 00:04:58,439 --> 00:05:01,342 Is it me or is that a bit of an overreaction? 98 00:05:01,408 --> 00:05:03,743 No, we shouldn't have mocked him. 99 00:05:04,511 --> 00:05:06,279 Remember the Bes Demon? 100 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:07,779 Oh, God. 101 00:05:07,847 --> 00:05:10,884 Connor's greatest fear is that the library will drive him mad. 102 00:05:10,951 --> 00:05:12,819 And he'd be lost down a rabbit hole alone. 103 00:05:12,886 --> 00:05:15,154 - I feel terrible. - [Vikram] Charlie's right. 104 00:05:15,222 --> 00:05:17,424 Let's give our pal the evening to chillax. 105 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:20,294 - Chillax? - And tomorrow we'll apologize. 106 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:36,043 [Hilda] Can't wait to see you today, Belgrade. 107 00:05:36,110 --> 00:05:37,810 I cannot wait to discover 108 00:05:37,878 --> 00:05:39,713 the next wonderful chef. 109 00:05:39,779 --> 00:05:42,849 Who will be the last chef standing? 110 00:05:44,051 --> 00:05:45,419 Oh, I cannot wait. 111 00:05:45,486 --> 00:05:47,121 We've been to so many wonderful cities, 112 00:05:47,187 --> 00:05:50,124 - haven't we, Hilda? - So many. So many. 113 00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:52,226 Different dishes, oh, so - 114 00:05:52,293 --> 00:05:54,228 [Gunther] Yes. Once we had tacos. 115 00:05:54,295 --> 00:05:55,729 [Hilda] The tacos were very good. 116 00:05:55,795 --> 00:05:58,532 Does anyone else smell that? 117 00:06:00,301 --> 00:06:01,368 Anyone? 118 00:06:13,147 --> 00:06:15,382 Is that a bag of rice? 119 00:06:15,449 --> 00:06:17,051 Hmm. 120 00:06:17,117 --> 00:06:18,986 - I microwaved it. - Okay. 121 00:06:19,053 --> 00:06:20,553 [Vikram] How's the dissection coming along, hmm? 122 00:06:20,621 --> 00:06:23,123 We must uncover the secret of the mystery scent 123 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:25,159 for Connor posthaste so he knows 124 00:06:25,225 --> 00:06:26,493 that we are taking him seriously. 125 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,962 I have taken apart the entire television 126 00:06:29,029 --> 00:06:30,497 and there is nothing out of the ordinary. 127 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:32,199 I've even scanned it with the app and nothing. 128 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:34,068 Have you ever heard of a magic television? 129 00:06:34,134 --> 00:06:37,638 Lysa, you may recall, I hail from the 1800s. 130 00:06:37,705 --> 00:06:39,573 Every television is magical to me. 131 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,543 Aphrodite was said to have an intoxicating scent. 132 00:06:42,609 --> 00:06:44,111 Uh, some deities were drawn 133 00:06:44,178 --> 00:06:45,346 to the mortal realm using incense. 134 00:06:45,412 --> 00:06:47,981 Plus, I found a ton of articles 135 00:06:48,048 --> 00:06:49,049 talking about the science of smell. 136 00:06:49,116 --> 00:06:50,184 [Lysa] Yeah, it's complicated. 137 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:51,585 Smell is linked to emotion. 138 00:06:51,652 --> 00:06:53,153 Our olfactory systems travel 139 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:54,588 directly through the areas of the brain 140 00:06:54,654 --> 00:06:55,889 that process memories. 141 00:06:55,956 --> 00:06:57,690 And eating is also connected to smell. 142 00:06:57,758 --> 00:06:59,392 Yeah, the complex flavors we taste 143 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,261 are actually possible 'cause of the smell. 144 00:07:01,327 --> 00:07:04,130 Could the magic be coming directly from the show itself? 145 00:07:04,198 --> 00:07:06,600 But that doesn't explain why only Connor could smell it. 146 00:07:06,666 --> 00:07:09,770 They did say the next episode was filming in Belgrade. 147 00:07:14,842 --> 00:07:16,977 The Belgrade Studio Stages. 148 00:07:17,044 --> 00:07:18,612 They must be filming there today. 149 00:07:18,679 --> 00:07:20,147 Well, that confirms it then. 150 00:07:20,214 --> 00:07:22,483 There is something magical afoot at that studio. 151 00:07:22,549 --> 00:07:25,319 Hmm. We shall solve this smell conundrum by suppertime 152 00:07:25,386 --> 00:07:26,855 and surprise him. 153 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:49,476 Vikram. 154 00:07:52,679 --> 00:07:55,582 Wonderful to see the can-can is still going strong. 155 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:57,017 Sure. 156 00:07:57,084 --> 00:07:58,819 Ah. Hello. 157 00:07:58,887 --> 00:08:02,089 - Um, why don't we get inside? - You work on the show? 158 00:08:02,156 --> 00:08:04,658 - Yes, we absolutely do. - Uh-hmm. 159 00:08:04,725 --> 00:08:07,261 Where? Wardrobe? Sound? 160 00:08:07,327 --> 00:08:10,664 No. We are the Librarians. 161 00:08:12,499 --> 00:08:15,169 - Hmm. You should have said. - Hmm. 162 00:08:15,235 --> 00:08:17,671 - Here. This way everyone. - Amazing. 163 00:08:17,738 --> 00:08:18,772 Smashing, my good man. 164 00:08:22,476 --> 00:08:25,179 [Gunther] Our next guest hails all the way from Belgrade, 165 00:08:25,245 --> 00:08:28,248 goes by one name and loves Bolognese, 166 00:08:28,315 --> 00:08:30,717 please welcome Aleks. 167 00:08:31,485 --> 00:08:34,788 [Hilda] And our final contestant joining us 168 00:08:34,856 --> 00:08:37,724 for this scrumptious episode 169 00:08:37,791 --> 00:08:39,928 is the delectable 170 00:08:39,993 --> 00:08:42,129 Connor Green. 171 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:46,266 We certainly hope you don't get cooked, Connor. 172 00:08:47,534 --> 00:08:48,434 What? 173 00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:56,109 How wunderbar. 174 00:08:56,176 --> 00:09:00,714 Four amateur chefs making delicious food 175 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:02,049 just for us. 176 00:09:02,115 --> 00:09:03,250 That's right, Hilda. 177 00:09:03,317 --> 00:09:05,385 Which chef will be cooked first? 178 00:09:05,452 --> 00:09:09,490 Join us after the break for challenge number one. 179 00:09:09,556 --> 00:09:11,825 I can't wait to slurp some soups. 180 00:09:11,893 --> 00:09:15,696 And cut! Let's move on. And move this light, please. 181 00:09:15,761 --> 00:09:17,631 We'll be in hair and makeup, fetch us when you're ready. 182 00:09:17,698 --> 00:09:20,833 Okay. Guy, position two, move, move. 183 00:09:20,902 --> 00:09:23,303 You have five minutes to prep your station, okay? 184 00:09:23,370 --> 00:09:25,874 Five minutes everybody to prep your stations. 185 00:09:26,773 --> 00:09:28,642 - Connor, what are you doing? - Guys. 186 00:09:28,708 --> 00:09:30,879 No, no, no, Lysa, it is a brilliant plan. 187 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,312 Connor has infiltrated the show 188 00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:34,715 to get more information from the inside. 189 00:09:34,780 --> 00:09:37,784 - So what's our next move? - Guys, I blacked out. 190 00:09:37,852 --> 00:09:39,453 What do you mean you blacked out? 191 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:43,123 I mean, I have no idea how I got here. 192 00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:44,958 One minute I was getting coffee, 193 00:09:45,025 --> 00:09:46,493 then I smelled that smell again 194 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:48,328 during a commercial for the show. 195 00:09:49,162 --> 00:09:50,163 Next minute I'm here. 196 00:09:50,230 --> 00:09:51,164 So it wasn't the television, 197 00:09:51,231 --> 00:09:52,165 it was the TV show. 198 00:09:52,232 --> 00:09:54,067 Oh, you believe me now? 199 00:09:54,134 --> 00:09:55,269 - Hey. - [Vikram] Let's not play 200 00:09:55,335 --> 00:09:56,803 the game of blame, hmm? 201 00:09:56,871 --> 00:09:58,338 Let's get to the bottom of things. 202 00:09:58,405 --> 00:10:00,506 Connor, come with me, we shall begin-- 203 00:10:00,574 --> 00:10:02,609 No, Vikram. I'm staying here. 204 00:10:02,676 --> 00:10:04,545 Connor, you blacked out and mysteriously ends up 205 00:10:04,611 --> 00:10:06,647 being a contestant on a magical cooking show. 206 00:10:06,713 --> 00:10:08,215 You can't just go through with it. 207 00:10:08,282 --> 00:10:09,550 I have to go through with it. 208 00:10:09,616 --> 00:10:12,519 Magic brought me here for a reason. 209 00:10:12,586 --> 00:10:14,655 I need to figure out what that reason is. 210 00:10:16,056 --> 00:10:18,960 The answer is here. Food is the key. 211 00:10:19,027 --> 00:10:21,160 I need to cook. 212 00:10:21,227 --> 00:10:22,931 I don't like this. Something's off. 213 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,231 Connor can handle it. 214 00:10:24,298 --> 00:10:26,366 You continue with filming the show, 215 00:10:26,433 --> 00:10:28,201 we'll split up to investigate. 216 00:10:28,268 --> 00:10:30,437 Yeah. Good luck. Come on. 217 00:10:34,207 --> 00:10:35,642 Do you really think we should let Connor-- 218 00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:37,045 No, no, no, Vikram's right. We don't wanna repeat 219 00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:38,078 of what happened with the TV, do we? 220 00:10:38,145 --> 00:10:39,580 Indeed. 221 00:10:41,248 --> 00:10:43,985 Do not fear. We shall remain close by. 222 00:10:44,052 --> 00:10:47,554 Now, I wish to speak to this other contestant, Olga. 223 00:10:47,621 --> 00:10:50,390 She has been winning this competition every week. 224 00:10:50,457 --> 00:10:53,061 We'll poke around the other contestants' dressing rooms, 225 00:10:53,126 --> 00:10:54,795 see what we can find. 226 00:11:02,971 --> 00:11:05,105 Ms. Olga, just the acclaimed 227 00:11:05,172 --> 00:11:06,941 culinary connoisseur I was looking for. 228 00:11:07,008 --> 00:11:08,542 Oh. No, no, no, 229 00:11:08,609 --> 00:11:10,844 I'm just a simple woman who loves to cook. 230 00:11:10,912 --> 00:11:14,615 Oh, no, nothing simple about you, my dear. 231 00:11:14,681 --> 00:11:17,217 Oh, your work on this televised tournament of taste 232 00:11:17,284 --> 00:11:19,087 has been terrifyingly terrific. 233 00:11:19,152 --> 00:11:20,787 - Who are you? - Me? 234 00:11:20,855 --> 00:11:21,856 - Uh-huh. - Oh. 235 00:11:21,923 --> 00:11:23,925 Well, I, 236 00:11:23,992 --> 00:11:26,259 - I am-- - Oh, he's an agent. 237 00:11:26,326 --> 00:11:28,029 For chefs. 238 00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:30,263 I didn't know chefs had agents. 239 00:11:30,330 --> 00:11:32,599 Yeah. He's the best of the best. 240 00:11:32,666 --> 00:11:34,801 He can get you cooking in any kitchen in the world. 241 00:11:34,869 --> 00:11:36,602 Yes, it's true. 242 00:11:36,670 --> 00:11:41,009 All the top restaurants, um, such as, um, 243 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,111 - Giant Light in Rome-- - Uh-hmm. 244 00:11:43,176 --> 00:11:47,147 and, um, Mixer in Barcelona, 245 00:11:47,214 --> 00:11:49,750 and, um, Butter. 246 00:11:49,816 --> 00:11:51,852 Of course you've heard of Butter, right? 247 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,320 - No. - Exactly. 248 00:11:53,386 --> 00:11:55,222 Yes. So tell me, what's your secret? 249 00:11:55,288 --> 00:11:56,891 How do you keep winning? 250 00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:59,292 No secret. I just love to cook. 251 00:11:59,359 --> 00:12:01,227 Hmm. Did you study the arts? 252 00:12:01,294 --> 00:12:04,231 Culinary or otherwise? 253 00:12:04,999 --> 00:12:08,835 No. All that I know I learned from my grandmother. 254 00:12:08,903 --> 00:12:11,471 I worked in her bakery when I was younger. 255 00:12:11,538 --> 00:12:13,440 Yes, it's very nice, but what drew you 256 00:12:13,506 --> 00:12:15,109 to be a contestant on this show? 257 00:12:15,175 --> 00:12:18,345 I just saw the advertisement that they are coming to my town. 258 00:12:18,412 --> 00:12:20,014 - Advertisement? - Uh-hmm. 259 00:12:20,081 --> 00:12:21,082 No strange smell? 260 00:12:21,149 --> 00:12:22,984 Just the sweet smell of success. 261 00:12:25,552 --> 00:12:28,622 And what about this ancient-looking receptacle, hmm? 262 00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:31,591 - Where did this come from? - Guys, clear the stage, 263 00:12:31,658 --> 00:12:32,693 we are back. 264 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:37,731 Let's go. 265 00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:42,870 Okay. Last two contestants' rooms were a wash. 266 00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:46,239 Let's try contestant number three. 267 00:12:47,075 --> 00:12:50,444 Hmm. Where would one hide a magical artifact? 268 00:12:52,412 --> 00:12:53,981 Earth to Charlie? 269 00:12:55,449 --> 00:12:57,852 I'm, I'm sorry. 270 00:12:57,919 --> 00:13:01,421 Um, what were we doing? 271 00:13:01,488 --> 00:13:02,556 We're searching Olga's dressing room. 272 00:13:02,622 --> 00:13:03,925 - Are you okay? - Olga? 273 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,693 Yeah. You know, she's won five weeks in a row. 274 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,529 She certainly made herself at home. 275 00:13:11,231 --> 00:13:12,399 Olga. 276 00:13:13,366 --> 00:13:14,601 Oh, oh. 277 00:13:16,269 --> 00:13:18,772 And you're Lysa. And you have a cold. 278 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:21,541 Yeah. And you won't seem to let me forget it. 279 00:13:22,743 --> 00:13:25,412 Are you okay? Oh, no, I've made you sick. 280 00:13:25,479 --> 00:13:27,014 Is it the brain fog? 281 00:13:27,081 --> 00:13:29,549 No, no, no, I'm fine. 282 00:13:29,616 --> 00:13:31,018 - I swear. - Okay. 283 00:13:31,085 --> 00:13:33,820 We just have to be quick before she returns. 284 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:51,438 Are you okay? 285 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,342 Huh? Yeah. 286 00:13:55,408 --> 00:13:57,344 Yeah. 287 00:13:57,410 --> 00:13:58,812 Never better. 288 00:14:07,654 --> 00:14:10,323 What are we even looking for? 289 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:12,592 What kind of artifact would... 290 00:14:12,659 --> 00:14:15,295 - Lysa? - Yeah. 291 00:14:18,365 --> 00:14:20,667 Oh, that kind of artifact. 292 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,971 ♪♪ 293 00:14:25,305 --> 00:14:27,507 We have ticked and tocked 294 00:14:27,574 --> 00:14:29,810 down to the final wire. 295 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,982 {\an8}Gunther, our first course is ready. 296 00:14:35,049 --> 00:14:40,654 {\an8}Which contestant will bowl us over with their amazing soup? 297 00:14:43,991 --> 00:14:45,425 Aleks, feed us! 298 00:14:45,492 --> 00:14:48,428 This is my family recipe for leek soup, 299 00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:50,231 passed down for generations. 300 00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:52,632 Hmm, generations. Plural. 301 00:14:52,699 --> 00:14:55,136 So, not just mama's soup. 302 00:14:55,203 --> 00:14:56,770 Ah, good. 303 00:14:56,837 --> 00:15:00,740 It seems our returning champion, Olga, owns a cauldron. 304 00:15:00,807 --> 00:15:02,076 Interesting. 305 00:15:02,143 --> 00:15:03,945 Look what we found in her dressing room. 306 00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:06,280 Yeah. Doesn't exactly look like a first edition Julia Child, 307 00:15:06,346 --> 00:15:07,581 does it? 308 00:15:08,748 --> 00:15:12,053 [Vikram] Soup of Loneliness, 309 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,454 Haggis of Heartbreak, 310 00:15:14,521 --> 00:15:16,723 Stroganoff of Self-Loathing, 311 00:15:20,393 --> 00:15:22,029 Moussaka of Misery. 312 00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:26,700 Oh, I knew it. 313 00:15:26,766 --> 00:15:28,970 Oh, this is my worst nightmare. 314 00:15:29,036 --> 00:15:32,806 We are dealing with another witch. 315 00:15:35,076 --> 00:15:38,913 Aleks, your leek soup tasted more like eek soup. 316 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,915 It gives us no pleasure to say this, 317 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,884 but Aleks... 318 00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:44,718 - you got cooked! - You got cooked! 319 00:15:53,961 --> 00:15:55,595 [Vikram] Oh, why did it have to be a witch? 320 00:15:55,662 --> 00:15:57,098 A kraken, I can handle. 321 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,398 A chupacabra, a cakewalk. 322 00:15:58,465 --> 00:16:00,400 One time, there was a loquacious troll 323 00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:01,835 that had me deviously discombobulated 324 00:16:01,903 --> 00:16:03,371 with his impossible riddles. 325 00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:05,538 But even that, even that, could not compare 326 00:16:05,605 --> 00:16:08,142 to the absolute depravity, the unwavering guile, 327 00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:09,709 the abject terror of witchcraft. 328 00:16:09,776 --> 00:16:12,812 Okay. Whoa, we don't know if Olga is doing any depravity. 329 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,148 She might just be, you know, 330 00:16:14,215 --> 00:16:15,917 trying to win a cooking show by cheating. 331 00:16:15,983 --> 00:16:17,817 But why would a witch use magic to win a cooking show? 332 00:16:17,885 --> 00:16:19,619 Trust me, if a witch is involved, 333 00:16:19,686 --> 00:16:21,022 malfeasance is at play. 334 00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:23,456 We must deduce what kind of witch Olga is, 335 00:16:23,523 --> 00:16:25,026 and from there, figure out her plan. 336 00:16:25,092 --> 00:16:26,826 That's a cut. 337 00:16:26,894 --> 00:16:28,229 Hilda and Gunther, to hair and makeup. 338 00:16:28,296 --> 00:16:30,530 - We're back in 30. - Most importantly, 339 00:16:30,597 --> 00:16:31,899 we need to free Connor and the others 340 00:16:31,966 --> 00:16:33,466 from whatever magic is affecting them. 341 00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,369 Indeed. We must quell the smell spell. 342 00:16:35,435 --> 00:16:37,470 Why do witches always make you rhyme? 343 00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:38,638 Connor! 344 00:16:38,705 --> 00:16:40,908 Hey, how's it going? 345 00:16:40,975 --> 00:16:41,976 Hey. 346 00:16:47,081 --> 00:16:47,949 Sorry. Who are you? 347 00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:49,317 What? I'm Lysa. 348 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,953 This is--what is happening? 349 00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:55,655 Lysa, Vik, Charlie. 350 00:16:55,722 --> 00:16:57,624 Oh, my God. Of course. 351 00:16:57,691 --> 00:16:59,759 I don't--I don't know what came over me. 352 00:17:02,196 --> 00:17:03,264 What is going on? 353 00:17:03,331 --> 00:17:04,432 Hmm. 354 00:17:04,497 --> 00:17:06,867 Charlie, you distract the hosts. 355 00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:08,234 Lysa, you sneak into their office 356 00:17:08,302 --> 00:17:10,237 and see what information you can find on Olga. 357 00:17:10,304 --> 00:17:13,773 As for I, I shall look after our intrepid chef. 358 00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:15,910 Go. 359 00:17:15,977 --> 00:17:18,279 You are alone on an island, 360 00:17:18,346 --> 00:17:20,513 what sandwich would you bring? 361 00:17:21,382 --> 00:17:22,648 Pretzel sandwich. 362 00:17:22,715 --> 00:17:25,052 - Pretzel sandwich? - Pretzel--oh. 363 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:27,455 What a curveball. I love that. You know what I would bring? 364 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,688 A sausage biscuit. 365 00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:30,191 I had one in North Carolina one time. 366 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,426 - Absolutely. - It was so delicious. 367 00:17:32,492 --> 00:17:34,028 - Hmm. - [Charlie] Hi. 368 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,596 Uh, I'm Charlotte. 369 00:17:36,663 --> 00:17:40,434 Charlotte with the Belgrade Women in Media. 370 00:17:41,302 --> 00:17:47,407 We're a online entertainment blog for women. 371 00:17:47,475 --> 00:17:49,609 And you're here to interview us? 372 00:17:50,577 --> 00:17:51,811 Uh-hmm. 373 00:17:51,879 --> 00:17:54,015 We're just two humble Bavarian bakers 374 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,516 who now get powdered and primped for television. 375 00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,252 Isn't this wunderbar, Hilda? 376 00:17:58,319 --> 00:18:00,955 - Wunderbar, Gunther. - Wunderbar. 377 00:18:01,022 --> 00:18:03,823 Uh, so great show. Love you guys. 378 00:18:03,891 --> 00:18:05,326 - Danke. - Love what you're doing 379 00:18:05,393 --> 00:18:08,695 with all the... cooking. 380 00:18:08,762 --> 00:18:09,897 Oh, danke schoen. 381 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,432 We so appreciate the art of cooking. 382 00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:13,467 - But don't forget the eating. - [Gunther] Oh, of course. 383 00:18:13,532 --> 00:18:15,269 The eating. All for us. 384 00:18:17,038 --> 00:18:18,705 I wanted to ask you about Olga. 385 00:18:20,673 --> 00:18:23,878 Olga. She's so special. 386 00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:28,648 I'd love to know what makes her food so great. 387 00:18:28,715 --> 00:18:32,153 Oh, her cooking is just... 388 00:18:33,653 --> 00:18:35,189 magic. 389 00:18:35,256 --> 00:18:38,125 It's like nothing we've ever tasted before. 390 00:18:38,192 --> 00:18:39,792 And what's she like? 391 00:18:39,859 --> 00:18:41,529 Off camera, I mean. 392 00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:43,563 Oh, she's just a darling, 393 00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:45,499 although quite competitive. 394 00:18:45,565 --> 00:18:47,734 She keeps winning, the ratings go up, 395 00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:49,936 and the other contestants are lining up 396 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,738 - trying to take her down. - [Gunther] Who knows? 397 00:18:51,805 --> 00:18:53,974 Maybe she'll even get her own spin-off. 398 00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:56,576 - Or perhaps a movie! - More food for us. 399 00:18:56,643 --> 00:18:58,212 [Gunther] Exactly, yes. 400 00:18:59,046 --> 00:19:01,648 So, has your cooking led you to figure out 401 00:19:01,714 --> 00:19:03,184 what that smell is yet? 402 00:19:05,419 --> 00:19:06,954 It's not just about a smell. 403 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,955 When it first hit me, 404 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,523 when it first came through the TV, 405 00:19:10,590 --> 00:19:13,094 it stirred something inside of me. 406 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:17,898 Some emotion that I can't quite place. 407 00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:20,301 It made me lash out, I'm sorry. 408 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,502 There's no need to apologize. 409 00:19:21,569 --> 00:19:22,635 We understand. 410 00:19:22,702 --> 00:19:24,371 I'm not sure you do, Vik. 411 00:19:25,239 --> 00:19:26,840 When you guys started making fun of me, 412 00:19:26,907 --> 00:19:30,710 it was just like being back at the university. 413 00:19:30,777 --> 00:19:33,314 You think I didn't notice all the sidelong glances 414 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,849 and giggles when I'd mention the occult or cryptids 415 00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:37,318 or the Library? 416 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:42,689 I lost my whole career, my life, 417 00:19:42,755 --> 00:19:45,459 because people wouldn't take me seriously. 418 00:19:45,526 --> 00:19:46,927 That must have been hard. 419 00:19:46,994 --> 00:19:49,997 It's been so long trying to prove myself to other people. 420 00:19:51,432 --> 00:19:53,633 I was worried I had to do it all over again with you guys. 421 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:55,835 I mean, you just wrote the whole thing off 422 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,605 as another silly obsession. 423 00:19:57,670 --> 00:19:59,406 Connor's losing his mind over it. 424 00:20:00,807 --> 00:20:02,209 I felt dis... 425 00:20:05,212 --> 00:20:06,679 Dis... 426 00:20:07,481 --> 00:20:08,748 Dismissed? 427 00:20:09,849 --> 00:20:11,218 Dismissed. 428 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,455 COOKED! cast and crew, return to set. 429 00:20:15,523 --> 00:20:16,991 I gotta get back. 430 00:20:21,395 --> 00:20:25,199 Okay. Olga, Olga, Olga, where are you? 431 00:20:28,801 --> 00:20:32,439 Okay. Olga, no kids, works at a garden shop, 432 00:20:32,506 --> 00:20:36,109 hmm, from Slovakia, in for five episodes. 433 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,685 Brigit Burns. 434 00:20:54,595 --> 00:20:55,828 Huh. 435 00:20:58,599 --> 00:20:59,900 Ah. 436 00:21:02,102 --> 00:21:05,272 Okay. Claude Stetson, where are you? 437 00:21:12,446 --> 00:21:13,580 Oh, no. 438 00:21:26,393 --> 00:21:28,462 [Vikram] Psst! Psst! 439 00:21:29,964 --> 00:21:31,565 We are back. 440 00:21:31,632 --> 00:21:33,067 Stand by, everybody. 441 00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:35,469 [Vikram] Hmm. An excellent spot to keep an eye 442 00:21:35,536 --> 00:21:38,239 - on our culinary captive. - I spoke to Gunter and Hilda. 443 00:21:38,305 --> 00:21:40,941 Seems like they're thinking of a spin-off show starring Olga. 444 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,477 And they said her cooking was magic. 445 00:21:43,544 --> 00:21:44,945 Interesting. 446 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,448 It appears Olga has some kind of hold over them. 447 00:21:47,513 --> 00:21:50,017 I also spoke to Aleks and Kat, the other contestants. 448 00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:52,052 They were both lured here by some strange smell 449 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:54,488 - coming from their TV. - Oh. 450 00:21:54,555 --> 00:21:56,624 So Connor is not the only one who is affected. 451 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,559 That is some sort of relief. 452 00:21:58,626 --> 00:22:00,827 But I am still concerned. 453 00:22:00,894 --> 00:22:03,297 I spoke with him and it was most distressing. 454 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,531 I had no idea-- 455 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,303 No idea about what? 456 00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,071 I'm sorry. 457 00:22:11,138 --> 00:22:12,973 What was I saying? 458 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,143 I lost the thought. Confound it. 459 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,810 We are no closer to finding a way 460 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,446 to repel the smell spell. 461 00:22:19,513 --> 00:22:20,881 Olga's book. 462 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:23,584 Maybe there's an answer in there. 463 00:22:23,651 --> 00:22:25,185 Excellent thinking. 464 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,390 My German isn't as good as it used to be, but let's see. 465 00:22:32,259 --> 00:22:35,729 Ah. The spice, the scent, the lure. 466 00:22:35,795 --> 00:22:39,433 [Charlie] A witch using a smell spell to lure people in. 467 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,435 This sounds like something out of Hansel and Gretel. 468 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:45,105 Gingerbread. Oh, Charlie, 469 00:22:45,172 --> 00:22:47,374 I think you've hit the head of the nail. 470 00:22:47,441 --> 00:22:51,011 This, this is the Gingerbread Spell. 471 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:52,680 The Hansel and Gretel of whom you speak 472 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,482 are no storybook siblings. 473 00:22:55,549 --> 00:22:59,586 No. This is the tale of the Kitchen Witch, 474 00:22:59,653 --> 00:23:01,989 a very real witch 475 00:23:02,056 --> 00:23:04,058 who would lure youths to her gingerbread home 476 00:23:04,124 --> 00:23:06,193 with magic so that she could cook and eat them. 477 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,061 So, Olga's The Kitchen Witch? 478 00:23:08,128 --> 00:23:10,064 The very witch from the true tall tale. 479 00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:12,366 The same witch that tried to kill Hansel and Gretel 480 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:13,767 all those years ago 481 00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:15,202 and has now somehow returned. 482 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:16,704 And using some kind of smell spell 483 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,138 to keep people doing her bidding. 484 00:23:18,205 --> 00:23:21,375 If that's true, we need to take her down. Now. 485 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,277 Agreed. 486 00:23:23,344 --> 00:23:24,178 [Hilda] Olga. 487 00:23:24,244 --> 00:23:26,246 It pains us to say, but... 488 00:23:26,313 --> 00:23:27,648 - you got cooked! - You got cooked! 489 00:23:34,821 --> 00:23:36,123 [Lysa] Oh! 490 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,569 Oh, my God. 491 00:24:22,636 --> 00:24:24,338 Are you guys okay? 492 00:24:40,421 --> 00:24:44,291 Don't they look delicious, Gunther? 493 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:48,929 Hmm. I am simply salivating, Hilda. 494 00:25:05,345 --> 00:25:07,815 Guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Hey, hey. 495 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:10,751 So, uh, we might have a bigger problem than we thought. 496 00:25:10,818 --> 00:25:12,085 Oh, I don't think that is possible. 497 00:25:12,152 --> 00:25:13,353 Well, when the contestants lose, they are tricked 498 00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:14,721 into some kind of a little holding cell. 499 00:25:14,788 --> 00:25:16,023 And Hilda and Gunther, they have these like 500 00:25:16,089 --> 00:25:17,491 sharp, scary teeth 501 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:19,426 and I'm pretty sure they're gonna eat them. 502 00:25:20,194 --> 00:25:21,395 Well, I'd say, that is much worse. 503 00:25:21,462 --> 00:25:22,763 And we thought Olga was the witch 504 00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:23,730 from Hansel and Gretel. 505 00:25:23,797 --> 00:25:24,898 But apparently, our jolly 506 00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:27,568 and good-natured hosts, 507 00:25:27,634 --> 00:25:31,405 Hilda and Gunther, are actually Hansel and Gretel 508 00:25:31,472 --> 00:25:34,374 in witch form. 509 00:25:34,441 --> 00:25:35,910 So, they remained in the gingerbread house 510 00:25:35,976 --> 00:25:37,978 and took over the witch's role? 511 00:25:38,045 --> 00:25:39,379 Precisely. 512 00:25:39,446 --> 00:25:41,381 Gingerbread Spell affects a certain type of person. 513 00:25:41,448 --> 00:25:44,886 One who is alone, sad, abandoned, what have you. 514 00:25:44,953 --> 00:25:46,286 It targeted Hansel and Gretel 515 00:25:46,353 --> 00:25:47,955 because they were quite literally abandoned 516 00:25:48,021 --> 00:25:49,490 by their family. 517 00:25:49,556 --> 00:25:51,325 And Lysa, you yourself wondered why the smell spell 518 00:25:51,391 --> 00:25:53,460 had not affected the rest of the team. 519 00:25:53,527 --> 00:25:55,729 See, all of us were present at the show. 520 00:25:56,663 --> 00:25:59,199 But the three of us were not as present as we needed to be, 521 00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:00,567 not for our friend, Connor. 522 00:26:00,634 --> 00:26:02,202 The Gingerbread Spell targeted Connor 523 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:03,938 because he felt abandoned by us? 524 00:26:04,037 --> 00:26:05,272 Oh, God. 525 00:26:06,406 --> 00:26:08,575 Ah, the spell's really doing a number on him. 526 00:26:08,642 --> 00:26:12,311 And this whole thing is a ruse to eat people? 527 00:26:12,379 --> 00:26:14,348 It is a powerful spell. 528 00:26:14,414 --> 00:26:16,583 It makes you forget who you are 529 00:26:16,650 --> 00:26:18,051 and where you come from. 530 00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:19,419 Your attention, everybody. 531 00:26:19,486 --> 00:26:22,089 Our final elimination segment is up. Desserts! 532 00:26:22,155 --> 00:26:23,958 Okay. You guys grab Connor. 533 00:26:24,023 --> 00:26:25,025 I'm gonna fire up the Magic Door. 534 00:26:25,092 --> 00:26:26,527 Let's get out of here. 535 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,669 Okay. So, now we just need to-- 536 00:26:35,736 --> 00:26:38,571 where is Connor? 537 00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:41,074 - Who's Connor? - What? I-- 538 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:42,709 I told you to grab him 539 00:26:42,776 --> 00:26:44,678 so we could save him from the witches. 540 00:26:44,744 --> 00:26:46,580 Witches? Where? 541 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:47,916 Ah, have at thee! 542 00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:53,053 Who are you calling a witch, you steampunk punk? 543 00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:56,356 Okay. No one is a witch and no one is a steampunk punk. 544 00:26:56,423 --> 00:26:58,292 We needed to rescue Connor. 545 00:26:58,358 --> 00:27:00,427 - Who's Connor? - Who's Connor? 546 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:03,797 We were just with him. How do you not, remember? 547 00:27:05,299 --> 00:27:08,402 Huh. I have to get something. Stay here. 548 00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:19,313 Five, four, three, two, one. 549 00:27:19,379 --> 00:27:21,114 Time for something sweet. 550 00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:23,417 Desserts to the front. 551 00:27:37,564 --> 00:27:38,832 I didn't realize that witches 552 00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:41,468 have become so adept at physical combat. 553 00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:44,371 I didn't realize they had a Hot Topic at the Ren Faire. 554 00:27:44,438 --> 00:27:46,740 Oh, I don't know what any of that means. 555 00:27:46,807 --> 00:27:48,675 I can't imagine that's rare for you. 556 00:27:48,742 --> 00:27:51,045 Oh, how, dare you? 557 00:27:51,111 --> 00:27:52,546 Oh, God. Don't hit me! 558 00:27:52,613 --> 00:27:54,147 Don't hit me! Don't hit me! Don't hit me. 559 00:27:57,351 --> 00:27:59,186 What is this? 560 00:27:59,252 --> 00:28:00,587 My menthol paste. 561 00:28:00,654 --> 00:28:02,321 A potent concoction that can clear sinuses, 562 00:28:02,388 --> 00:28:04,458 block out odors, and even cure seasickness. 563 00:28:04,523 --> 00:28:06,792 - Did you know that morticians-- - How come you weren't affected? 564 00:28:06,861 --> 00:28:10,031 Sinuses stuffed with mucus. 565 00:28:10,098 --> 00:28:11,131 Oh, please don't say mucus. 566 00:28:11,198 --> 00:28:12,833 Brilliant work, Lysa. 567 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,936 But that Gingerbread Spell permeates the soundstage. 568 00:28:16,004 --> 00:28:17,704 And while we and the crew are not the intended targets, 569 00:28:17,771 --> 00:28:19,640 it's been slowly working its way through our systems, 570 00:28:19,705 --> 00:28:21,475 - making us forget. - Which is why 571 00:28:21,541 --> 00:28:22,776 the crew didn't realize anything was wrong. 572 00:28:22,843 --> 00:28:24,244 Yeah, and why they weren't concerned 573 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,479 about the missing contestants. 574 00:28:25,545 --> 00:28:27,513 We need to go back and save Connor 575 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:29,383 but we need a way to protect ourselves from that spell. 576 00:28:29,449 --> 00:28:32,452 - Lysa, bring that gel. - Well, about that. 577 00:28:34,022 --> 00:28:35,321 You used the last of it? 578 00:28:35,388 --> 00:28:37,624 It's been a bad cold. I can whip up some more. 579 00:28:37,691 --> 00:28:39,660 - It just might take a while. - We don't have a while. 580 00:28:39,726 --> 00:28:42,529 Hilda and Gunther have already claimed numerous victims. 581 00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:45,033 Oh, we must go back and save Connor 582 00:28:45,099 --> 00:28:46,233 from these accursed witches 583 00:28:46,299 --> 00:28:48,301 and dispel this smell spell, 584 00:28:48,368 --> 00:28:50,138 gel or no gel. 585 00:28:50,203 --> 00:28:52,606 - Let's go. - That made my head hurt. 586 00:28:59,513 --> 00:29:02,282 I am so sorry, Connor. 587 00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:03,885 Your crème brûlée 588 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:07,855 was just a little bland for my taste. 589 00:29:07,922 --> 00:29:09,322 [Gunther] Connor Green... 590 00:29:10,424 --> 00:29:11,591 - you got cooked! - You've got cooked! 591 00:29:20,701 --> 00:29:22,136 - You got cooked! - You got cooked! 592 00:29:22,202 --> 00:29:23,637 - Connor. - Connor. 593 00:29:23,704 --> 00:29:24,705 Psst! Connor. 594 00:29:24,771 --> 00:29:28,275 That means our new champion is Kat! 595 00:29:28,341 --> 00:29:30,444 [Hilda] Congratulations! 596 00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:34,414 Go and bask in the glory of being number one. 597 00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:38,485 Our crew will be right in for your post-show interview. 598 00:29:38,552 --> 00:29:40,287 Hilda, can you believe after all that 599 00:29:40,353 --> 00:29:42,322 my tummy is still rumbling? 600 00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:44,257 Shall we get washed up for supper, Hilda? 601 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:45,860 Yes, Gunther. 602 00:29:45,927 --> 00:29:47,461 Auf wiedersehen! 603 00:29:47,527 --> 00:29:49,964 See you next time on COOKED! 604 00:29:50,031 --> 00:29:51,264 Guten appetit! 605 00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,499 And cut! 606 00:29:52,566 --> 00:29:54,468 That's a wrap for today. 607 00:29:54,534 --> 00:29:56,037 Supper. That means he's... 608 00:29:56,104 --> 00:29:58,206 That they plan to eat the losing contestants 609 00:29:58,305 --> 00:30:00,507 right here in the studio. 610 00:30:00,574 --> 00:30:01,876 What are we gonna do? 611 00:30:01,943 --> 00:30:03,577 We can't just grab Connor and leave. 612 00:30:03,643 --> 00:30:05,046 Gunther and Hilda need to be stopped. 613 00:30:05,113 --> 00:30:07,280 We need to put an end to this show for good. 614 00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:08,448 But how? 615 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,918 You are all dismissed. 616 00:30:16,224 --> 00:30:17,390 Whoa. 617 00:30:20,327 --> 00:30:21,661 Dismissed? 618 00:30:21,728 --> 00:30:23,764 He's got that look on his face. 619 00:30:23,830 --> 00:30:24,966 [Vikram] If it's not about the food, 620 00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:25,900 then what is it about? 621 00:30:25,967 --> 00:30:27,667 Oh! I have it. 622 00:30:27,734 --> 00:30:30,303 Lysa, you go get the contestants and bring them back here. 623 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,873 - Charlie, with me. - Okay. 624 00:30:31,939 --> 00:30:33,573 To the cookery. 625 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,275 - What do need? - Almond flour-- 626 00:30:35,342 --> 00:30:36,810 - [Charlie] Huh? - --butter, eggs, 627 00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:40,014 baking powder, and of course, salt. 628 00:30:40,081 --> 00:30:42,449 Okay. Please tell me this is part of the plan 629 00:30:42,516 --> 00:30:43,683 and you're not just feeling hungry. 630 00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:54,594 What are you doing? 631 00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:59,466 Charlotte? You told us you were a blogger. 632 00:30:59,533 --> 00:31:01,635 Yeah, I lied. 633 00:31:01,701 --> 00:31:04,371 Vikram, whatever you're doing, it better not take too long. 634 00:31:32,967 --> 00:31:34,001 Oh, damn. 635 00:31:40,308 --> 00:31:42,009 Okay. 636 00:31:42,076 --> 00:31:43,710 Let's get you out of here. 637 00:31:44,845 --> 00:31:47,414 Oh no, no rush, no rush at all. Come on. 638 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,951 - Where am I? - Come on. 639 00:31:50,017 --> 00:31:52,119 Who am I? 640 00:31:52,186 --> 00:31:53,687 Who are you? 641 00:31:53,753 --> 00:31:55,323 Connor, it's me, it's Lysa. 642 00:31:55,388 --> 00:31:57,024 Lysa? 643 00:31:57,091 --> 00:31:58,259 You're under a spell. 644 00:31:58,326 --> 00:31:59,526 The Gingerbread Spell to be exact. 645 00:31:59,593 --> 00:32:02,462 It is making you forget who you are. 646 00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:04,764 I don't remember the word for how I feel. 647 00:32:04,831 --> 00:32:06,300 I'm sorry, we don't have time for this. 648 00:32:06,366 --> 00:32:08,568 Just follow me, and I've got to get you out of here. 649 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:11,438 Come on, guys. Okay. Let's put that down. 650 00:32:11,504 --> 00:32:13,007 Okay. Let's go. Go, quick. 651 00:32:13,074 --> 00:32:14,441 Quick, quick. Great. 652 00:32:14,507 --> 00:32:15,775 Okay. Excuse me, excuse me. 653 00:32:15,842 --> 00:32:18,179 Let's get out of here. Oh. 654 00:32:18,246 --> 00:32:20,814 Hey, what's going on? 655 00:32:20,882 --> 00:32:22,716 - Is there an after-party? - Not quite. 656 00:32:22,782 --> 00:32:25,152 We are all in terrible danger. We have to get out of here. 657 00:32:25,219 --> 00:32:27,654 Congrats on the win, by the way. If we make it out of here alive, 658 00:32:27,721 --> 00:32:29,422 I'll get some of those recipes off you, okay? 659 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:30,992 Quick, quick, let's go! 660 00:32:31,058 --> 00:32:33,861 [Vikram straining] Rats. 661 00:32:33,928 --> 00:32:35,829 Arnold call? 662 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,807 You better speed this up, Vikram! 663 00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:49,776 Almost there! Any second now! 664 00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:51,444 Okay, Vikram. I've got the contestants now. 665 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,648 What-- oh, that escalated quickly. 666 00:32:55,548 --> 00:32:57,717 Oh, no. Uh... 667 00:33:01,421 --> 00:33:02,689 stay back. 668 00:33:04,658 --> 00:33:06,127 Why are you doing this? 669 00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:07,827 For centuries, we subsisted 670 00:33:07,895 --> 00:33:09,529 on rogue mountain climbers 671 00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:12,199 who roamed the hills of Bavaria. 672 00:33:12,266 --> 00:33:16,404 But then, one day we discovered cable television. 673 00:33:16,469 --> 00:33:18,505 Tell them about the plan, Gunther! 674 00:33:19,373 --> 00:33:22,310 [Gunther] You see, we devoured all these cooking shows 675 00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:24,611 and thought, pfft, we could do that. 676 00:33:24,678 --> 00:33:26,513 For too long, we've been at the mercy 677 00:33:26,579 --> 00:33:30,051 of whatever healthy hiker wandered our way. 678 00:33:30,117 --> 00:33:31,451 With our own show, 679 00:33:31,518 --> 00:33:34,688 we could lure in the exact person we craved. 680 00:33:34,754 --> 00:33:38,125 Grief, hmm. Loneliness, yummy. Ennui, delicious. 681 00:33:38,192 --> 00:33:42,930 All much better than that healthy, well-adjusted hiker. 682 00:33:42,997 --> 00:33:44,065 Who cares. 683 00:33:44,131 --> 00:33:46,334 And now, with the Gingerbread Spell 684 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,169 wafting through televisions, 685 00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:52,306 we can find the exact flavor we so craved. 686 00:33:52,373 --> 00:33:54,541 - That is monstrous. - Yeah. 687 00:33:58,913 --> 00:33:59,947 Stay back. 688 00:34:03,284 --> 00:34:04,617 [Hilda] Gunther! 689 00:34:05,386 --> 00:34:08,055 I can't take her anymore! Gunther. 690 00:34:12,994 --> 00:34:14,828 Come on, Connor, you can do this. 691 00:34:21,469 --> 00:34:23,004 [Connor] Hey! 692 00:34:27,507 --> 00:34:29,176 [Gunther] What? This is impossible. 693 00:34:29,243 --> 00:34:30,543 No one can break the spell. 694 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:33,546 It is possible because I'm Connor Green. 695 00:34:36,417 --> 00:34:38,319 And I'm a Librarian. 696 00:34:49,729 --> 00:34:51,531 [Gunther] No. 697 00:34:51,598 --> 00:34:53,334 Hilda! 698 00:34:53,401 --> 00:34:54,701 Hilda! 699 00:34:57,905 --> 00:34:59,672 No! 700 00:35:02,776 --> 00:35:04,744 Yes! 701 00:35:08,449 --> 00:35:09,783 Connor was right. 702 00:35:09,849 --> 00:35:12,420 Cooking is the key to this whole ordeal. 703 00:35:12,486 --> 00:35:14,455 Behold my creation. 704 00:35:14,522 --> 00:35:17,590 Reveal to me my nourishment. 705 00:35:19,793 --> 00:35:21,128 What is it? 706 00:35:21,195 --> 00:35:22,463 Mug bread. 707 00:35:22,530 --> 00:35:23,730 Another recipe made possible 708 00:35:23,797 --> 00:35:25,132 by the magical microwave, 709 00:35:25,199 --> 00:35:26,633 a mere 90 seconds. 710 00:35:26,699 --> 00:35:29,569 And now, we have this. 711 00:35:30,603 --> 00:35:33,107 This is what broke the spell. 712 00:35:35,309 --> 00:35:36,843 I don't get it. 713 00:35:37,744 --> 00:35:39,213 Food is the key. 714 00:35:40,047 --> 00:35:42,083 Or more specifically, bread. 715 00:35:43,084 --> 00:35:45,018 The act of breaking bread with other people 716 00:35:45,085 --> 00:35:46,652 leads to connection, bridges cultures, 717 00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,957 and most importantly, creates friendships. 718 00:35:50,024 --> 00:35:51,791 When I saw you all working together to save me, 719 00:35:51,859 --> 00:35:53,027 I was able to break through the spell 720 00:35:53,094 --> 00:35:55,262 and realize what the smell was. 721 00:35:55,329 --> 00:35:57,864 The smell that lured me here and almost turned me 722 00:35:57,931 --> 00:35:59,400 into a late afternoon snack. 723 00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:01,601 So? What was it? 724 00:36:02,937 --> 00:36:05,306 The day we all met. After we defeated the Drekavac, 725 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,640 we went and got dinner at this Italian spot. 726 00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:08,976 I don't remember the name 727 00:36:09,043 --> 00:36:10,610 and the food wasn't really that good, 728 00:36:10,677 --> 00:36:15,583 but it meant a lot to me to have you three. 729 00:36:15,648 --> 00:36:17,151 It meant everything. 730 00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:20,087 It meant I finally had people who believed in me. 731 00:36:20,154 --> 00:36:21,989 And it was the smell of that restaurant. 732 00:36:23,123 --> 00:36:26,659 It was the moment I realized I wasn't alone. 733 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:30,397 I, uh, had a family... again. 734 00:36:32,632 --> 00:36:34,001 That's the real magic of food. 735 00:36:34,068 --> 00:36:35,870 It's not about a competition. 736 00:36:35,936 --> 00:36:37,471 It's not even about the meal, really. 737 00:36:37,538 --> 00:36:39,940 It's about breaking bread 738 00:36:40,007 --> 00:36:41,708 with people who accept you. 739 00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:47,680 The smell is gone. 740 00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:50,518 The spell is broken. 741 00:36:51,919 --> 00:36:54,488 [Gunther] Oh, Hilda, what is happening to us? 742 00:37:04,864 --> 00:37:07,301 It's all coming back to me now. 743 00:37:07,368 --> 00:37:12,506 It was a smell that lured me to this show weeks ago. 744 00:37:12,573 --> 00:37:14,275 Strawberries and whipped cream, 745 00:37:14,341 --> 00:37:16,877 - my husband's favorite dessert. - Oh. 746 00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:20,080 He would have it every night before bed. 747 00:37:20,147 --> 00:37:23,150 Entirely too often. 748 00:37:23,217 --> 00:37:25,953 He's been gone for five years now. 749 00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:27,454 I'm very sorry to hear that. 750 00:37:28,522 --> 00:37:29,689 I'm sure he would have been proud 751 00:37:29,756 --> 00:37:31,025 of how well you did on this show. 752 00:37:31,091 --> 00:37:33,760 Even if it was an evil plot 753 00:37:33,826 --> 00:37:35,663 to eat people? 754 00:37:35,728 --> 00:37:40,534 Ah, yeah, even so. 755 00:37:40,601 --> 00:37:42,369 You're cauldron, madam. 756 00:37:43,571 --> 00:37:45,005 Cauldron? 757 00:37:45,072 --> 00:37:48,309 That's a very high-end Dutch oven. 758 00:37:48,375 --> 00:37:49,977 Oh. Oh, I see. 759 00:37:50,044 --> 00:37:52,413 A regrettable jumping to conclusions on my part. 760 00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:55,848 It's just that witches get me, um, agitated. 761 00:37:55,916 --> 00:37:57,384 Speaking of witch, 762 00:37:57,451 --> 00:38:00,187 why did you have this in your dressing quarters? 763 00:38:01,589 --> 00:38:03,056 I'm not very proud of that. 764 00:38:03,123 --> 00:38:04,291 The pressure of winning 765 00:38:04,358 --> 00:38:06,994 week after week, it just got to me. 766 00:38:07,061 --> 00:38:10,431 So I figured if I can steal their recipe book, 767 00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:14,001 I could get some insights into their taste. 768 00:38:14,068 --> 00:38:16,937 But you couldn't make heads or tails of it? 769 00:38:17,004 --> 00:38:20,274 No. It turned out their taste was me. 770 00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:25,844 Well, I shall leave you to your Dutch oven, 771 00:38:25,913 --> 00:38:28,983 as I tend to an oven of a more spooky origin. 772 00:38:29,049 --> 00:38:30,918 - Hmm. - Hmm. 773 00:38:38,592 --> 00:38:41,495 It appears as though they've been cooked. 774 00:38:49,236 --> 00:38:51,105 I know you're not fond of any witches, 775 00:38:51,171 --> 00:38:54,541 but these two seemed remarkably nasty. 776 00:38:54,608 --> 00:38:55,909 Oh. 777 00:38:55,976 --> 00:38:57,878 I'm glad they're taken care of. Thank you. 778 00:38:57,945 --> 00:38:59,613 That cold of yours was quite the boon. 779 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,181 Yeah, but I'm gonna be glad 780 00:39:01,248 --> 00:39:02,716 when I can breathe properly again. 781 00:39:02,782 --> 00:39:05,119 As am I. That menthol paste has some staying power. 782 00:39:05,185 --> 00:39:06,353 Smell is such a mystery, is it not? 783 00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:07,786 No, it isn't. It's a science, 784 00:39:07,855 --> 00:39:09,156 and science saved the day once again. 785 00:39:09,223 --> 00:39:11,292 The Gingerbread Spell turns you into food 786 00:39:11,358 --> 00:39:13,427 by taking away your memory. Fine. 787 00:39:13,494 --> 00:39:15,262 I'll begrudgingly admit that your knowledge of the link 788 00:39:15,329 --> 00:39:17,097 between memory and scent was rather useful. 789 00:39:17,164 --> 00:39:19,633 And your obsession over the microwave was too. 790 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:22,002 Yes, although I've moved on to the wonders of the air fryer. 791 00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:23,835 Oh, do you think Elaine will allow us 792 00:39:23,904 --> 00:39:25,339 to get one for the Annex? 793 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,908 You know, I don't think we have the counter space. 794 00:39:27,975 --> 00:39:30,110 What are you doing? 795 00:39:30,177 --> 00:39:31,645 They go in the Library! 796 00:39:31,712 --> 00:39:34,081 What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 797 00:39:34,148 --> 00:39:35,716 This whole thing has been such an ordeal 798 00:39:35,783 --> 00:39:37,850 that I stopped by the market on the way back and got these. 799 00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:39,819 Oh, my God. 800 00:39:39,887 --> 00:39:41,255 Do you want one? 801 00:39:41,322 --> 00:39:44,992 Oh, I'm actually off human-shaped cookies. 802 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:51,065 Ah, auf wiedersehen, huh? 803 00:39:58,172 --> 00:40:00,641 I hope those cookies haven't spoiled anyone's appetite. 804 00:40:00,708 --> 00:40:02,343 Dinner's ready. 805 00:40:02,409 --> 00:40:04,210 I've been giving it some thought, 806 00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:07,448 and I think I'd be a very good reality television contestant. 807 00:40:07,514 --> 00:40:09,717 - Oh, I don't know about that. - Of course. 808 00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:12,152 After all, I thrive in high-pressure environments, 809 00:40:12,219 --> 00:40:14,054 excellent at strategic decision-making, 810 00:40:14,121 --> 00:40:15,356 and I almost always know 811 00:40:15,422 --> 00:40:17,458 when something is cake or not cake. 812 00:40:21,929 --> 00:40:23,964 [Lysa] Connor, this looks amazing. 813 00:40:24,031 --> 00:40:28,268 Oh, you are kinder than my last critics. Um... 814 00:40:29,370 --> 00:40:32,239 For instance, none of this is cake. 815 00:40:32,306 --> 00:40:34,440 - Sure? - Positive. 816 00:40:34,508 --> 00:40:35,642 Wait. 817 00:40:37,643 --> 00:40:39,213 Food is memory. 818 00:40:39,279 --> 00:40:41,582 It's your past, it's your community, 819 00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:43,317 it's your home. 820 00:40:43,384 --> 00:40:44,385 I found my home. 821 00:40:44,451 --> 00:40:46,152 And so I wanted to share a meal 822 00:40:46,219 --> 00:40:48,622 that has brought me comfort throughout the years, 823 00:40:48,689 --> 00:40:51,692 and say thank you to the Library for bringing me here. 824 00:40:51,759 --> 00:40:54,628 You fought the Gingerbread Spell admirably, my dear friend. 825 00:40:54,695 --> 00:40:56,263 And you could only do so 826 00:40:56,330 --> 00:40:58,098 by being such a good Librarian. 827 00:40:58,165 --> 00:41:01,602 Yeah. And we got your back no matter what happens. 828 00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:05,672 We've always had your back since day one. 829 00:41:05,739 --> 00:41:07,708 Hmm, a toast. 830 00:41:07,775 --> 00:41:09,543 A farewell to the smell spell. 831 00:41:09,610 --> 00:41:13,514 A spell I cannot undersell as it has no parallel. 832 00:41:14,948 --> 00:41:16,917 To no more stupid rhymes. 833 00:41:18,585 --> 00:41:21,155 To spending time with the people that matter. 834 00:41:22,422 --> 00:41:23,457 To family. 835 00:41:24,391 --> 00:41:26,427 To the Library. 60581

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