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All these gifts you have given me.
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New clothes.
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A new home.
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With these, I can land on my feet again.
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So, for my last wish,
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All Powerful Genie,
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I'll wish for your freedom.
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You mean it?
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It's the least I could do
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for all you've done for me.
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I'll wish you free.
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Ah! Thank you!
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Thank you, Gary.
Thank you so much.
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I hope you like it in here.
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What's this?
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What's happening to me?
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I tried to make it very comfy in there.
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Enjoy.
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For me?
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Good morning.
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Okay, now that we're all
appropriately caffeinated,
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we have things to discuss.
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{\an8}- Yes, we do.
- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}- Which is?
- Well, Charlie and I think
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{\an8}it'd be a good idea to go over
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{\an8}some of our recent
adventures and take stock.
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{\an8}I thought we'd been performing
admirably together.
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Oh, we have.
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{\an8}But Charlie and Liza are right.
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{\an8}Sometimes it's worthwhile
just to check in
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before tensions get built up.
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{\an8}And spill out in opportune times.
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{\an8}Ah, like our little angry,
demonic friend at the school.
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{\an8}Well, yes, I can see the advantages
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{\an8}of such an endeavor.
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{\an8}And very intelligent to hold
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{\an8}this meeting in a neutral
space, Charlie.
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{\an8}It may help to keep more...
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{\an8}extreme reactions in check.
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{\an8}I am sitting right here.
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{\an8}Sound managerial strategy,
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{\an8}one I have observed many times.
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{\an8}But you've never worked
with a group before.
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{\an8}No, but now that you are on my team,
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{\an8}I have taken to watching
I management videos
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{\an8}on the YouTube.
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{\an8}On your team?
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{\an8}I am the Senior Librarian,
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{\an8}therefore the head of this team.
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{\an8}- Okay, Mr. Senior.
- You are not in charge.
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You wouldn't have
survived the first week
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if it weren't for me.
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{\an8}Back for more?
Already?
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{\an8}Of course.
Hot chocolate is the best,
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{\an8}and yours is the best in the city.
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{\an8}Oh, thank you.
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{\an8}I will send it to you.
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{\an8}Thank you.
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{\an8}No, I'll be there.
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{\an8}I just wish I could find my keys.
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{\an8}Um, miss?
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{\an8}Are these your keys?
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Yeah.
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{\an8}I have held the role
longest as anyone here.
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{\an8}Okay, Vic, we love you,
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{\an8}but you were in a time bubble
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{\an8}for 175 of those years,
I don't think they count.
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Even discounting those years,
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{\an8}I had a decade to learn the ropes.
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{\an8}And yes, there are ropes to learn.
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And you think you don't have ropes?
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You still barely know
how to use your phone.
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{\an8}Yeah, and I keep trying to
teach you email, but...
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{\an8}That is irrelevant.
I have grasped
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{\an8}the responsibility of our station--
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{\an8}Hold on, everyone.
"Responsibility?"
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{\an8}Ooh, delicious.
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Thank you.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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I wish you say that to my mother.
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Uh, i-- it's your mother.
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Um, hello?
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Vikram, I'm sorry, but responsibility
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isn't often something
we associate with you.
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Yeah, no.
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It's more agent of chaos.
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Remember when you got us
stuck in medieval times?
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You got shot by Cupid's arrow?
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You trusted Merlin, and now, Mrs. A
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is off somewhere trying
to hunt him down.
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We all trusted him, and
chaos is something
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that happens in this job.
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You are all wonderful, lovely people,
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but you are not yet fully
aware of the myriad
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a Librarian must face.
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If I am to be bound to anyone,
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I sometimes wish it was to
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a Librarian of more experience.
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Throw me the idol!
Throw...
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Charlie?
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Vikram?
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What the hell am I doing in Belgrade?
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It could be a matter transference.
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More likely an effect to the object.
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What artifact were you after?
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It was the Amazonian
Shipibo idol,
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I don't think it has
teleportation abilities.
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It could be multispatial.
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Where are Mach's notes on unrelativity?
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Wasn't there a teleporting Pope
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in the 12th century?
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- Ready to go.
- All right.
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You'll be back in the
Amazon in mere seconds.
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Sorry for the quick trip,
but if I don't get back
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Jones is gonna be eaten
by a demon anaconda
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and Cassie's gonna end up being
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the Amazon Queen forever, which--
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We should work on discovering
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the reason for your sudden appearance.
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Oh, no!
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Going already? What a shame.
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I can't get through.
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Is there a force field or...
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I just...
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No, I can't move further than this spot.
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The manual, to the door.
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Must be a whole section devoted
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to impromptu barriers.
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Let's see.
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Whoa, here.
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- Are you okay?
- I just...
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What on Earth?
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It's like they're tied together.
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Seriously?
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It will work this time.
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It's not gonna work.
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It will work this time.
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In three...
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two...
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one go.
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Come on!
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Get off me.
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I told you.
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Okay, we took care of everything.
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Got the Shipibo idol,
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and Cassandra Cillian is
no longer Amazon royalty.
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She kinda seemed disappointed, though.
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Well, she does own several tiaras.
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How's things going here?
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Well, we're testing certain theories,
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making observations.
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You two are still stuck together?
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Yes.
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I fought a snake.
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Ezekiel Jones is the man.
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Where's my watch?
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That would be Ezekiel Jones.
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Touche.
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Still stuck together?
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It seems so.
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I'm going to put this in the library.
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Don't go anywhere.
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That's not going to be a problem.
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Guys, did you know that this door
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is an Einstein Rosen bridge?
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Mr. Jenkins told me.
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It's a parallel subspace
dimensional portal
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that connects via symbolic entryways.
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Are you two still stuck together?
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- Very much so.
- Still stuck together.
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- Still stuck together.
- Okay, well, we did confirm
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that the Shipibo idol does not
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have any teleportation
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or magic handcuffing capabilities.
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Ah! Which means?
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Which means you guys did this.
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Uh, but we didn't do anything.
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The pendulum hadn't gone off.
We weren't chasing an artifact.
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All right.
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What were you doing at that coffee shop?
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Ah, we were engaged in a
team building exercise,
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a ritualistic airing of frustrations
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in the hopes of staving
off any future issues.
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Mmm. They beat you up a little bit.
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Yes, indeed.
Most unfair.
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Uh, it's not fair.
You were saying
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that you knew more than us.
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And were generally better than us.
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That's not what I meant at all.
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Guys, adjusting to a team,
it takes a minute.
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All right, you got to figure out
how to help everybody grow
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while playing to their strengths.
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Precisely what I was trying to say.
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I knew you'd understand.
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What do you mean you knew
I would understand?
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When we were expressing
our frustration...
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Mercilessly flogging.
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Vikram said it would be nice
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if there was a more experienced
Librarian around.
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Bound.
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- Huh?
- Bound.
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He said he wished he were bound
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to a more experienced
Librarian.
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He said "wished?"
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Yes, I might have used that term.
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You kno-- you wished?!
You wish--
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Stop moving!
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My God, it's wish magic.
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Okay, wish magic.
That's fine.
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- No, it's not fine.
- No, it's not.
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There are dozens of different
types of wish magic.
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Wishing well, wish upon a star...
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And humans are hardwired
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to want shortcuts to what they desire.
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Okay, so there will be a wishing object
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in the vicinity of the coffee shop.
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Which is where we shall go.
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Connor, Lysa, will you find out
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what wish magic we're dealing with?
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- No...
- Come along, Mr. Stone.
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Wait, can we talk about this?
We have to wait for Charlie--
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We're gonna keep a low profi--
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Awesome.
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Could you try to keep up?
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Can you try to remember that
we're tethered together?
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My apologies, but it is
imperative we find the source
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to our situation with the utmost hast.
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You're not wrong.
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Wish magic in the wild is like
chaos waiting to happen.
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- I remember this one time...
- Ah, here we are.
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- Chupacabra--
- Good afternoon, my lady.
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What can I get you?
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Just to have a few words
with your lovely self.
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Did you happen to notice me
when I was here earlier?
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Um, no, I didn't.
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Oh, I was with some friends.
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I tend to stand out.
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Listen, if you're not going
to order something, I...
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Hi.
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Howdy, how you doing?
All my friend is trying to say
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is that he forgot something
when he was in here earlier.
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- He's a little absent-minded.
- You're an American.
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- I am.
- Yeah, so speak more slowly
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- like you would a child.
- He's forgetful,
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otherwise, I'm sure he would
have remembered meeting you.
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Is there any way we could see
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what was going on in here
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in this very beautiful coffee shop
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when he was here before?
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Did anyone lose an eyelash
at the coffee shop?
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Not to my knowledge.
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Can rule that out then.
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Vikram is so annoying.
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This is a very complex situation,
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and he's currently
affected by wish magic.
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Yeah, well, at least he's with Stone.
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Okay, I have used
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quantum computing to
narrow down the field
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of wish magic we might
be dealing with here.
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There were no meteorological events,
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so that rules out falling stars.
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Vikram didn't rub a lamp, so no Djinn.
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And laws of fairy magic...
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Guys, check this out.
265
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Did you find something in the books?
266
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No, in the world.
267
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Look, my mom posted about
268
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how her kid was super sad
that guinea pig had died.
269
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Kid wished it was alive.
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00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,793
And when he got back, the
guinea pig was back
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in his cage chewing lettuce.
272
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"The guinea pig was no worse for wear
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after the two days spent
buried in the backyard."
274
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- Yeah, they lived three blocks
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from the coffee shop, so I did a search
276
00:11:44,405 --> 00:11:47,808
of the area for more reports
on wish phenomena.
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Check this out.
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We finally made it to...
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Belgrade.
280
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I wish it was a little
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00:11:56,618 --> 00:11:57,985
less crowded, though.
282
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What happened?
283
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Where did everyone go?
284
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Ah!
285
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Whoa, whoa, go back.
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Belgrade!
287
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:16,370
I wish it was a little less...
288
00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:18,839
There. That orange coat.
289
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,341
When we were at the coffee shop,
290
00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:22,109
there was someone in an
orange coat like that.
291
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,078
- Are you sure?
- I did a situational
292
00:12:24,078 --> 00:12:27,481
awareness course with the
FBI, so yeah, I'm sure.
293
00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:30,951
An orange coat, you say?
294
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,352
Well, I shall ask.
295
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,321
I'll try to get a word in edgewise.
296
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It's perfect.
297
00:12:35,356 --> 00:12:36,991
This is perfect.
Thank you so much.
298
00:12:36,991 --> 00:12:38,693
This hot chocolate is perfect.
299
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Is this your recipe, darling?
300
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,029
Excuse me, is there perhaps someone
301
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,431
visible in that footage
wearing an orange coat?
302
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,333
That guy right there.
303
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,068
Oh, yeah, him.
304
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,370
Yeah, last few days,
305
00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:51,372
he's come in every couple of hours.
306
00:12:51,372 --> 00:12:53,107
He's addicted to our hot chocolate.
307
00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:55,109
Well, he's got a good taste.
308
00:12:56,477 --> 00:12:57,778
Charlie, you were right.
309
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,681
There was someone in an orange...
310
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coat.
311
00:13:03,752 --> 00:13:04,952
I think you could burn me a--
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00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,122
Vikram! Stop!
313
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:21,168
Sorry.
314
00:13:37,785 --> 00:13:39,886
Charlie, it's a genie.
315
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:42,389
But not just that.
316
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,991
It's a free genie.
317
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,794
Vikram!
318
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:54,368
Vikram!
319
00:13:54,368 --> 00:13:54,636
Now that we've covered the
difference between Djinns
320
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and genies, let's turn our
attention to our genie.
321
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,409
And...
322
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,178
why free genies are a bad thing.
323
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:06,280
Why are we subjected to this?
324
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,015
I think he misses teaching sometimes.
325
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,818
Now, historically, the library
326
00:14:09,818 --> 00:14:12,252
doesn't have a lot of experience
dealing with Genies.
327
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:15,122
Who could tell me why? Lysa.
328
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,725
Because a Genie's magic
is a closed loop.
329
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:19,293
The person who rubs the
bottle gets three wishes.
330
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,995
The wishes are granted,
typically with a trick,
331
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,230
or a lesson to be learned,
332
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,566
and then it's back in the bottle.
333
00:14:24,566 --> 00:14:26,835
Correct, Ms. Pascal.
334
00:14:26,835 --> 00:14:30,839
However, a freed genie has...
335
00:14:30,839 --> 00:14:33,006
No limits.
336
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,243
They can grant wishes
to anyone at any time.
337
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,545
Even wishes people make when
338
00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:38,979
they don't realize they're making them?
339
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,914
Yeah, so even if the Genie thinks
340
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:43,752
he's doing something nice, there are...
341
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,920
- Unintended consequences.
- Unintended consequences.
342
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,123
- Yes.
- Okay, so say you're
343
00:14:49,123 --> 00:14:51,058
on a flight and you wish
it would land sooner,
344
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,727
and suddenly you're
falling from the sky.
345
00:14:52,727 --> 00:14:56,363
Or as we saw, someone wishes for
a little less crowded downtown,
346
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,465
and suddenly we have dozens
of missing persons.
347
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:02,403
Or some poor kid wishes his
guinea pig didn't die,
348
00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:04,438
and suddenly...
349
00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:09,309
Zombie guinea pig.
350
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,477
No!
351
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,747
Zombie guinea pig.
352
00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:14,682
Oh, it's okay, little guy.
353
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,118
It looks like a normal guinea pig.
354
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,987
Mom couldn't wait to get
him out of the house.
355
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,422
He was freaking her out.
356
00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,625
I'm gonna name him Ambrose.
357
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,359
So much raw power in the world,
358
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:28,095
having Mr. Stone here is the
least of our problems.
359
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,764
It's the most of mine.
360
00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:31,666
Well, luckily, genie magic
361
00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:34,234
is restricted to only granting wishes.
362
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,403
They can't just go do
magic on their own.
363
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,238
But Vikram said he
turned his genie bottle
364
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,908
into a water bottle.
365
00:15:39,908 --> 00:15:41,709
That I couldn't find an answer for.
366
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:45,479
It's the bottle's magic,
not the genie, okay?
367
00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:48,550
For protection, the bottle
can camouflage itself
368
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,083
to hide in plain sight.
369
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,485
The bottle is the key
to stopping the genie.
370
00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:53,153
If we get the genie back in the bottle,
371
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,789
his magic becomes a closed loop again.
372
00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,256
First things first, we got to find him.
373
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,292
I might be able to help with that.
374
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,394
You see, the barista gave me...
375
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,897
- I was there, too.
- ...The security footage.
376
00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:04,431
She said the genie comes in
377
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,935
multiple times a day for hot chocolate.
378
00:16:06,935 --> 00:16:08,268
He's never had chocolate before.
379
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,470
No wonder he's so obsessed.
380
00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:11,673
So it's a stakeout.
Let's go.
381
00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:13,908
Okay, I'm going to stay here and
go over the security footage.
382
00:16:13,908 --> 00:16:16,310
Mr. Stone and I will take point.
383
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,111
- Charlie, you and Connor--
- Connor and I will take point.
384
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,747
You two being tied together
385
00:16:19,747 --> 00:16:22,784
makes protecting you
infinitely more complicated.
386
00:16:22,784 --> 00:16:24,251
Fine.
387
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,420
We shall watch from a bush.
388
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,558
I hope it's a cranberry bush.
389
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,431
Stop looking around like
390
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:40,000
a freshman trying to find his classroom.
391
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,135
It's my first stake out.
392
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,238
I just wish we had...
393
00:16:44,238 --> 00:16:47,007
Let's not use the W word, okay?
394
00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:54,782
Here we go.
395
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:05,325
Wait, what are you doing?
It's too dangerous
396
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,127
with all these people around,
Charlie said, wait.
397
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,596
We can take him right now.
398
00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:10,330
What, do you wanna throw a
burlap sack over his head
399
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,799
and wrestle him out of here?
400
00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:13,166
Yes.
401
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:16,004
Now, do you have a sack handy?
402
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,807
Here I am again.
403
00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:21,009
I ordered ahead.
404
00:17:21,009 --> 00:17:23,778
Let me just find my wallet.
405
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:28,750
Yeah, I know, I know.
It's ready.
406
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,984
Wow, delicious.
407
00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:32,386
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
408
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,922
Okay, the bottle's in this bag.
409
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:36,056
Worth every D-note.
410
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,927
And he's got his order.
411
00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:50,805
Let's go.
412
00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:51,973
You two stay here.
413
00:17:51,973 --> 00:17:53,473
You're a little tied up right now.
414
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,309
Certainly not--
415
00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:57,811
Copy that, Charlie.
416
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,115
You can keep trying.
417
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,117
You ain't going anywhere
if I'm not moving.
418
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:08,488
Why must you be so infuriating?
419
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,090
You know, when I first arrived,
420
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,491
I was inclined to take your side.
421
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,827
Everybody makes mistakes.
422
00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:14,127
But you keep making them.
423
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,696
It's like you're doing it on purpose.
424
00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,586
Hello, Librarians.
425
00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:42,090
Did you wander down this
smelly alley, too?
426
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,523
You know who we are?
427
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,927
Of course.
I'm a genie, silly.
428
00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:47,294
You're a free genie,
429
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,796
granting every wish you hear.
430
00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:50,263
Yes.
431
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,666
It's delightful, isn't it?
432
00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:54,468
- You have to stop.
- Why?
433
00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:56,269
We get that you're
trying to help people,
434
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,972
but it's causing major problems.
435
00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:59,107
Oh, I know.
436
00:18:59,107 --> 00:19:00,842
- You know?
- Yes.
437
00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:04,311
The problems are the point, of course.
438
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,715
I was enslaved for a millennia.
439
00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:09,917
A millennia!
440
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,451
Why?
441
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,353
Because humanity is greedy.
442
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,756
That's why.
443
00:19:14,756 --> 00:19:16,924
"I wish for more money,"
444
00:19:16,924 --> 00:19:19,927
"more love," "better looks."
445
00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:21,863
You two are fine on that
score, by the way,
446
00:19:21,863 --> 00:19:26,433
but most people are just not satisfied.
447
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,671
And now that I'm free,
I'll teach them all.
448
00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:32,507
to be satisfied.
449
00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:35,375
I'll grant every wish they make,
450
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,178
and they will realize that their greed
451
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,347
and desires cause nothing
452
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,917
but chaos.
453
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:46,087
They'll destroy the world
with their wants,
454
00:19:46,087 --> 00:19:48,723
and no one will ever
455
00:19:48,723 --> 00:19:51,559
make a wish...
456
00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:53,460
Again.
457
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:59,067
This is where you try and stop me.
458
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,268
- I'm just disappointed.
- Oh.
459
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,970
I was giving you the
benefit of the doubt.
460
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:04,772
I wasn't.
461
00:20:04,772 --> 00:20:07,075
But I also know you can't do
anything to us without a wish.
462
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:10,210
So I like my odds.
463
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,914
Well, allow me to change those.
464
00:20:12,914 --> 00:20:14,414
Oh, boys.
465
00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:17,819
Here they come.
466
00:20:17,819 --> 00:20:20,253
Librarians, let me introduce you
467
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:24,125
to Jackson, Justin,
Brandon, and...
468
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:27,394
uh, I want to say Derek.
469
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,530
Whatever.
Believe it or not,
470
00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:31,866
they are 12-year-old boys who wished
471
00:20:31,866 --> 00:20:36,137
to be as big and strong as
their favorite MMA fighters.
472
00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:37,805
And now they are,
473
00:20:37,805 --> 00:20:39,807
and they'll do anything for me.
474
00:20:39,807 --> 00:20:43,410
Boys, take care of them, would you?
475
00:20:50,618 --> 00:20:51,819
I would say it's been fun,
476
00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:54,955
but honestly, this is the fun part.
477
00:20:58,159 --> 00:20:59,560
I got cheat codes to all
your favorite games!
478
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,028
Not the face, dude.
479
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,965
Not the face!
Not the--
480
00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:08,869
Get the genie!
481
00:21:09,837 --> 00:21:11,806
- Can't let you do that.
- Ooh!
482
00:21:33,261 --> 00:21:34,662
Aww!
483
00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,432
Wish you could stop me?
484
00:21:40,802 --> 00:21:43,037
Really?
485
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,786
I told you she had it covered.
486
00:21:58,786 --> 00:22:00,955
- Charlie, are you all right?
- I'm fine.
487
00:22:03,224 --> 00:22:07,427
Now, I hope you've learned that
fighting is very, very bad.
488
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,362
I'm calling all your mothers.
489
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,898
Genie got away.
490
00:22:10,898 --> 00:22:12,633
Revenir a la case depart!
491
00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:15,169
He's saying we're back to square one.
492
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:18,105
- What?
- Oh, well, not exactly.
493
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,409
Bien joué, Connor.
Bien joué.
494
00:22:26,848 --> 00:22:28,616
- It's definitely the genie's?
- Mm-hmm.
495
00:22:28,616 --> 00:22:30,450
Quick switcheroo with a similar bottle.
496
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,484
So, you had to improvise
497
00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:34,288
when things weren't going your way.
498
00:22:34,288 --> 00:22:36,157
Mmm, Viks, that wasn't improv,
499
00:22:36,157 --> 00:22:38,425
me and Charlie planned it in advance.
500
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,427
Well, planning beats chaos every time.
501
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,730
Okay, so I was going
through the footage from
502
00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:44,898
the coffee shop, and then, see here?
503
00:22:44,898 --> 00:22:46,465
While he was waiting for his order,
504
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:47,734
our genie was on his phone.
505
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:49,303
Bet he wasn't playing
Candy Crush.
506
00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:51,772
So I did some light hacking
of the coffee shop's WiFi
507
00:22:51,772 --> 00:22:54,675
and there were four patrons using
it during that timestamp.
508
00:22:54,675 --> 00:22:55,943
Three were on their socials,
509
00:22:55,943 --> 00:22:58,779
and one was on a travel agency website.
510
00:22:58,779 --> 00:23:02,516
Uh-huh, looks like our genie
is about to skip town.
511
00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:05,253
Why would he skip?
512
00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:07,054
Probably the same reason you do.
513
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,859
Okay, if I can get into
the agency's computers,
514
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:15,428
we can find out where the
genie's booked his flight.
515
00:23:16,998 --> 00:23:18,498
- Hi.
- Hi.
516
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:20,334
We were hoping you could
tell us if a ma--
517
00:23:20,334 --> 00:23:22,402
[Genie] Don't worry, Boris.
518
00:23:25,339 --> 00:23:27,575
They're here for me.
519
00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:30,611
Hello, Librarians.
520
00:23:37,118 --> 00:23:39,020
Don't try rubbing it.
521
00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:40,755
The thought hadn't even crossed my mind.
522
00:23:40,755 --> 00:23:42,189
But it has now, hasn't it?
523
00:23:42,189 --> 00:23:44,659
I'm perplexed, this morning
at the coffee house,
524
00:23:44,659 --> 00:23:46,994
everyone had feelings
to air, but not me.
525
00:23:46,994 --> 00:23:48,729
No, no complaints about anyone.
526
00:23:48,729 --> 00:23:50,263
Of course you didn't.
527
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:51,699
You don't see us as your equals.
528
00:23:51,699 --> 00:23:53,401
You see us as pupils still learning.
529
00:23:53,401 --> 00:23:54,635
You are still learning.
530
00:23:54,635 --> 00:23:56,637
So are you.
531
00:23:56,637 --> 00:23:58,471
Learning how to do this together.
532
00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:00,741
There's nothing in here.
533
00:24:00,741 --> 00:24:03,778
No protocol on how to reunite
a genie with its bottle.
534
00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:05,112
As a matter of fact, in this journal,
535
00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:07,281
it says it's not even the genie's lamp.
536
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:09,215
So we're on our own.
537
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,385
Time to see if this infernal contraption
538
00:24:11,385 --> 00:24:12,787
can provide any illumination.
539
00:24:12,787 --> 00:24:14,255
- Can you not do that?
- No, wait.
540
00:24:14,255 --> 00:24:16,123
- I was just trying to--
- Hey!
541
00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:18,192
Stop that, please.
542
00:24:19,393 --> 00:24:20,895
What was that?
543
00:24:20,895 --> 00:24:23,998
Uh, that came from the bottle.
544
00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:27,234
[Gary] Hello?
545
00:24:27,234 --> 00:24:29,503
Can you help me?
546
00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:32,840
How did you get in there?
547
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,544
I made a wish with a
genie to set him free,
548
00:24:36,544 --> 00:24:39,246
and then I found myself in here.
549
00:24:39,246 --> 00:24:40,548
It's nice.
550
00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:43,217
They have all the sports channels,
551
00:24:43,217 --> 00:24:44,986
but I'd like to get out.
552
00:24:44,986 --> 00:24:48,522
Of course, it's a subdimensional space.
553
00:24:48,522 --> 00:24:49,857
No one's occupying it,
554
00:24:49,857 --> 00:24:51,459
then it would just fold in on itself.
555
00:24:51,459 --> 00:24:53,194
It's like the library.
556
00:24:53,194 --> 00:24:55,830
Somebody's always gotta
be tied to the library.
557
00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:57,565
First there was
Judson, now Flynn.
558
00:24:57,565 --> 00:24:59,633
It's a whole ceremony.
It's a thing.
559
00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:01,902
So this gentleman wished
the genie to be free
560
00:25:01,902 --> 00:25:05,673
and then got sucked in, because...
561
00:25:05,673 --> 00:25:07,907
For a genie to walk free,
562
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,844
somebody's got to be in there.
563
00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:13,147
So how do we get him out?
564
00:25:14,415 --> 00:25:15,916
[Gary] Please--
565
00:25:18,853 --> 00:25:21,622
Okay, but how would you
know we would come here?
566
00:25:21,622 --> 00:25:24,992
You are Librarians after all.
567
00:25:24,992 --> 00:25:26,227
Well, try this one on for a size.
568
00:25:26,227 --> 00:25:29,163
I wish you couldn't leave this room.
569
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:32,800
Oh. Oh, no.
570
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,734
I'm stuck.
I can't leave now.
571
00:25:36,804 --> 00:25:38,138
I'm messing with you guys.
572
00:25:38,138 --> 00:25:39,407
I'm a free genie.
573
00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,275
♪ I'm a free genie ♪
574
00:25:41,275 --> 00:25:44,645
♪ I can choose which
wishes I grant ♪
575
00:25:44,645 --> 00:25:46,814
And where I'm going,
576
00:25:46,814 --> 00:25:50,217
there are so many more
interesting wishes to be made.
577
00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:51,520
Okay, then.
578
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,921
We'll just catch up with
you at the next location.
579
00:25:53,921 --> 00:25:57,023
- Come on, Connor.
- H-- Hang on, hang on.
580
00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:59,794
You don't know where
I'm going yet.
581
00:25:59,794 --> 00:26:02,096
Oh, well, you've been kinda obvious.
582
00:26:02,096 --> 00:26:03,864
- I have not!
- Well, this travel agency
583
00:26:03,864 --> 00:26:06,133
specializes in overseas travel
584
00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:08,269
with special packages
to American cities.
585
00:26:08,269 --> 00:26:10,438
And if you want people making wishes,
586
00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:11,571
the best spot is Las Vegas.
587
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,974
- Vegas.
- Oh, what?
588
00:26:13,974 --> 00:26:15,510
No.
589
00:26:15,510 --> 00:26:17,078
Vegas wishes are all the same.
590
00:26:17,078 --> 00:26:19,613
New York wishes have as much variety
591
00:26:19,613 --> 00:26:21,816
as they have pizza.
592
00:26:21,816 --> 00:26:23,784
Ooh, can't wait
593
00:26:23,784 --> 00:26:25,520
to taste New York pizza.
594
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,720
You're right.
595
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,589
New York is better.
596
00:26:30,991 --> 00:26:34,929
Aren't you clever Librarians?
597
00:26:34,929 --> 00:26:37,231
I'd love to stay chatting,
598
00:26:37,231 --> 00:26:38,965
chatting, chatting, chatting, chatting.
599
00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:41,469
But I have a plane to catch.
600
00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:43,871
Ooh, I wonder what people
601
00:26:43,871 --> 00:26:46,040
will wish for in an airport.
602
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,109
We may not be able to use a
wish to trap you in this room,
603
00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:52,680
but you don't have a
crew of preteens here,
604
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,115
so you're not going anywhere.
605
00:26:54,115 --> 00:26:56,750
Oh, yes, you have me at a disadvantage,
606
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,487
what, with you between me and the exit.
607
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:02,790
- Um, Boris?
- Yup?
608
00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:05,527
Don't you wish money
fell from the skies?
609
00:27:05,527 --> 00:27:07,294
Sure I do.
610
00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:10,664
Say it.
611
00:27:10,664 --> 00:27:13,467
I wish money fell from the sky.
612
00:27:19,273 --> 00:27:21,407
Charlie, get him.
He's getting away!
613
00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:29,884
You sure this is gonna work?
614
00:27:29,884 --> 00:27:33,220
Uh, theoretically, yeah.
It's an Einstein-Rosen bridge,
615
00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:34,922
it can connect two points anywhere,
616
00:27:34,922 --> 00:27:36,790
so it should be able to
connect to any door,
617
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:38,859
even one to a subdimensional space.
618
00:27:38,859 --> 00:27:40,194
We just have to route it to
619
00:27:40,194 --> 00:27:41,996
a wider range of possibilities.
620
00:27:41,996 --> 00:27:44,165
So we get this door open and we--
621
00:27:44,165 --> 00:27:46,400
Will you
stop doing that, man?
622
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,968
Perhaps you shouldn't stand still.
623
00:27:47,968 --> 00:27:49,403
You know what your problem is?
624
00:27:49,403 --> 00:27:52,205
Everyone's been telling
me my problems all day.
625
00:27:58,679 --> 00:28:00,714
I did it!
626
00:28:00,714 --> 00:28:02,850
I assume it has to do
with me knowing more
627
00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:04,785
than everybody else and acting on it.
628
00:28:04,785 --> 00:28:06,655
You don't know more than anybody else.
629
00:28:06,655 --> 00:28:08,657
Not facts, not history, not science.
630
00:28:08,657 --> 00:28:10,324
All you know is the job,
631
00:28:10,324 --> 00:28:12,059
and the job wouldn't change on ya, pal.
632
00:28:12,059 --> 00:28:14,461
Hey, guys, sorry.
We have to test the connection
633
00:28:14,461 --> 00:28:16,631
before we go through,
just to pull 'em out.
634
00:28:16,631 --> 00:28:18,532
Yes, Lysa. I'll do it.
635
00:28:18,532 --> 00:28:20,201
No, you won't.
636
00:28:21,402 --> 00:28:22,970
After all, sacrifice
637
00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:25,005
is the Librarian's gambit.
638
00:28:25,005 --> 00:28:27,474
You ain't going anywhere, not
until I'm done talking.
639
00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:30,344
Oh, wait, that's right.
That's what you do.
640
00:28:30,344 --> 00:28:32,580
- You run.
- You want me to slow down?
641
00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:36,282
In this insane world that moves
so fast, I get the job done.
642
00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:39,386
Yes, I move quickly.
I trust my instincts.
643
00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,956
But not your team.
644
00:28:41,956 --> 00:28:43,457
You know what I think?
645
00:28:43,457 --> 00:28:46,126
I think you asked for a
more experienced Librarian
646
00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:47,529
to be here because you wanted someone
647
00:28:47,529 --> 00:28:50,532
that would understand
that this gig is hard,
648
00:28:50,532 --> 00:28:52,733
this gig is crazy, and
you're gotta be smarter
649
00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:54,235
than the magic.
650
00:28:54,235 --> 00:28:56,337
But you don't want to slow
down and listen to anyone,
651
00:28:56,337 --> 00:28:59,039
especially not me,
because then you'd have
652
00:28:59,039 --> 00:29:00,642
to look someone right in the eye
653
00:29:00,642 --> 00:29:05,179
and realize you're not the only
one that could do this job.
654
00:29:05,179 --> 00:29:07,848
You know what, Mr. Stone?
655
00:29:07,848 --> 00:29:09,450
You're right.
656
00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:13,787
You're right.
657
00:29:13,787 --> 00:29:15,789
My team is just as capable as me.
658
00:29:15,789 --> 00:29:17,692
That's all I'm saying.
659
00:29:17,692 --> 00:29:19,193
As are you.
660
00:29:22,162 --> 00:29:23,632
Vikram!
661
00:29:23,632 --> 00:29:25,499
Right. Where were we?
662
00:29:29,903 --> 00:29:31,506
You okay?
663
00:29:33,608 --> 00:29:34,709
Aces!
664
00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:49,023
Alright, back up, back up.
665
00:29:50,659 --> 00:29:51,925
[Stone] You ready?
666
00:29:51,925 --> 00:29:53,327
- Ready.
- Ready.
667
00:30:01,569 --> 00:30:03,638
All right, imprisoned wish makers first.
668
00:30:03,638 --> 00:30:05,172
Okay.
669
00:30:08,275 --> 00:30:09,877
Up.
670
00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:26,026
Thank you so much.
671
00:30:26,026 --> 00:30:28,228
- Where am I?
- Oh, good question.
672
00:30:28,228 --> 00:30:29,930
Do you know anything hypnosis?
673
00:30:29,930 --> 00:30:31,999
- No.
- Wait, funny story.
674
00:30:31,999 --> 00:30:33,834
You're actually in a hypnotic state,
675
00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:35,469
and none of this is real.
676
00:30:35,469 --> 00:30:39,206
Mr. Stone, one hand over the other.
677
00:30:55,489 --> 00:30:57,759
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
678
00:31:02,329 --> 00:31:03,364
Vikram!
679
00:31:12,741 --> 00:31:16,377
[Vikram] It is just a matter
of upper body strength.
680
00:31:16,377 --> 00:31:19,179
That has nothing to do with
my upper body strength.
681
00:31:19,179 --> 00:31:21,081
The damn thing won't let me through.
682
00:31:28,322 --> 00:31:29,890
- Charlie?
- Vikram, we ran
683
00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:31,091
into the Genie but we lost him.
684
00:31:31,091 --> 00:31:32,727
But we know where he's going.
685
00:31:32,727 --> 00:31:34,995
Flight to New York takes
off in one hour.
686
00:31:34,995 --> 00:31:36,196
If he gets on that plane,
687
00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:38,132
there's no telling what he'll do.
688
00:31:41,569 --> 00:31:43,937
[Stone] Hey, get me out of here!
689
00:31:43,937 --> 00:31:45,472
You can't leave me in here!
690
00:31:45,472 --> 00:31:46,940
I need to...
691
00:31:48,342 --> 00:31:50,512
Sounds like we need a plan.
692
00:31:59,888 --> 00:32:01,890
Right, his gate's down this way.
693
00:32:01,890 --> 00:32:03,658
- You sure this is gonna work?
- Of course it will.
694
00:32:03,658 --> 00:32:05,325
All we have to do is trick
the genie into coming
695
00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:07,428
after this bottle, and Lysa
will handle the rest.
696
00:32:07,428 --> 00:32:09,463
You alright in there,
Mr. Stone?
697
00:32:11,198 --> 00:32:13,802
This better work, Vikram!
698
00:32:13,802 --> 00:32:15,269
Lysa, you ready?
699
00:32:15,269 --> 00:32:19,808
Uh, yeah, this isn't really
the kinda science I do.
700
00:32:19,808 --> 00:32:21,843
I make apps and algorithms.
701
00:32:21,843 --> 00:32:23,912
This is more string theory.
702
00:32:23,912 --> 00:32:25,713
[Connor] Connected the
door to a subdimensional
703
00:32:25,713 --> 00:32:27,816
space already, Lysa, this is
basically the same thing.
704
00:32:27,816 --> 00:32:30,217
I would laugh hysterically right
now if I wasn't panicking.
705
00:32:30,217 --> 00:32:31,886
[Vikram] Lysa, did you
or did you not say that
706
00:32:31,886 --> 00:32:33,688
as an Einstein Rosen
bridge, the magic door
707
00:32:33,688 --> 00:32:35,322
can connect two points anywhere?
708
00:32:35,322 --> 00:32:37,057
- Yeah, but--
- Then all we have to do
709
00:32:37,057 --> 00:32:39,326
is connect two points,
the plan is simple.
710
00:32:39,326 --> 00:32:41,962
We use the door's bridge
capabilities to connect a door
711
00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:43,464
here at the airport to the bottle,
712
00:32:43,464 --> 00:32:45,265
and then push our genie inside it.
713
00:32:45,265 --> 00:32:47,201
Solid, solid plan.
714
00:32:47,201 --> 00:32:49,369
Just keep tracking my phone, okay?
715
00:32:50,437 --> 00:32:52,406
Okay.
716
00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:02,584
[Lysa] Hey!
717
00:33:02,584 --> 00:33:04,218
You're not getting on that plane.
718
00:33:04,218 --> 00:33:07,321
Ugh, are we really doing this?
719
00:33:07,321 --> 00:33:09,289
It's getting sad.
720
00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:11,526
Just accept you lost this one.
721
00:33:11,526 --> 00:33:13,994
I'll see you when humanity is burning
722
00:33:13,994 --> 00:33:16,497
due to its greed and hubris.
723
00:33:16,497 --> 00:33:18,533
Have a nice day.
724
00:33:18,533 --> 00:33:21,134
We have something you don't.
725
00:33:23,838 --> 00:33:25,305
Hmm?
726
00:33:27,909 --> 00:33:29,711
Reveal yourself.
727
00:33:33,046 --> 00:33:34,181
So what?
728
00:33:34,181 --> 00:33:35,583
I don't need the bottle.
729
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:38,786
We can do this the easy
way or the hard way.
730
00:33:38,786 --> 00:33:40,220
The easy way is surrender.
731
00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:41,923
Come with us now and stop your plan
732
00:33:41,923 --> 00:33:43,357
to cause chaos worldwide.
733
00:33:43,357 --> 00:33:45,560
The hard way, we take this back
734
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,327
to the library, put our heads together,
735
00:33:47,327 --> 00:33:48,830
and figure out a way to get
you back into the bottle.
736
00:33:48,830 --> 00:33:51,533
You'll be stuck building
pillow forts before you land.
737
00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:52,901
Yeah...
738
00:33:52,901 --> 00:33:54,134
You're bluffing.
739
00:33:54,134 --> 00:33:56,704
Hmm. Hard way it is, then.
740
00:34:00,642 --> 00:34:02,844
- Give me that bottle!
- Here we go.
741
00:34:06,948 --> 00:34:09,551
- Oh, slap them in--
- I'm gonna miss my plane!
742
00:34:09,551 --> 00:34:12,119
Mr. Jenkins.
Hi, it's Lysa Pascal.
743
00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:13,253
Mr. Stone gave me your number.
744
00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:16,189
Hi, I have a quick question
745
00:34:16,189 --> 00:34:18,392
about the door's
Kruskal Szekeres coordinates?
746
00:34:19,761 --> 00:34:21,796
No, I'm not messing with
the internal functioning.
747
00:34:23,031 --> 00:34:25,132
But if I were, would moving
748
00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:27,635
the aluminum conductors allow
the coordinates to shift?
749
00:34:30,038 --> 00:34:31,672
I'll call you back.
750
00:34:34,107 --> 00:34:36,410
This is so fast and
slow at the same time.
751
00:34:42,617 --> 00:34:43,718
Guys, in here.
752
00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:51,793
Running is hard!
753
00:34:59,199 --> 00:35:00,635
Bring it back!
754
00:35:00,635 --> 00:35:02,036
Lysa...
755
00:35:02,036 --> 00:35:06,074
in three, two...
756
00:35:06,074 --> 00:35:07,440
One!
757
00:35:18,686 --> 00:35:21,089
- It worked?
- It worked.
758
00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:24,659
No, it didn't.
759
00:35:24,659 --> 00:35:26,694
I'll be taking my bottle now.
760
00:35:30,197 --> 00:35:31,331
Bring it back!
761
00:35:31,331 --> 00:35:33,835
Lysa, reset.
Lysa, reset it.
762
00:35:33,835 --> 00:35:35,469
I'm trying.
763
00:35:41,976 --> 00:35:43,176
Now.
764
00:35:53,253 --> 00:35:54,822
Connor, catch.
765
00:36:02,530 --> 00:36:04,799
Lysa, hurry!
766
00:36:27,055 --> 00:36:28,623
She's got it working!
767
00:36:28,623 --> 00:36:30,457
Lysa, door at the end of the hall.
768
00:36:34,962 --> 00:36:37,065
Oh, no. No, no...
769
00:36:42,302 --> 00:36:44,972
Finally, now that was all very exciting.
770
00:36:44,972 --> 00:36:47,775
And as they say, all's
well that ends well.
771
00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:53,413
A valiant attempt.
772
00:36:53,413 --> 00:36:55,550
But the game is over.
773
00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:05,993
[PA] Now, boarding for flight
6367 to New York City.
774
00:37:05,993 --> 00:37:09,262
- Now boarding.
- Adieu, Librarians.
775
00:37:09,262 --> 00:37:12,265
That was marvelous cardio, by the way.
776
00:37:12,265 --> 00:37:14,035
But I have a plane to catch.
777
00:37:14,035 --> 00:37:15,103
Toodle-oo.
778
00:37:15,103 --> 00:37:17,939
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
779
00:37:17,939 --> 00:37:20,174
I told you, you're
supposed to follow me.
780
00:37:20,174 --> 00:37:21,709
I'm the senior Librarian.
781
00:37:21,709 --> 00:37:23,511
I'm the one who knows what he's doing.
782
00:37:23,511 --> 00:37:24,712
That is not fair.
783
00:37:24,712 --> 00:37:26,013
We're doing everything we could.
784
00:37:26,013 --> 00:37:28,583
I have had enough of listening to you.
785
00:37:28,583 --> 00:37:31,351
I don't want to hear anything
from you ever again.
786
00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:32,920
In fact, I wish I was on
787
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,790
the other side of the world right now.
788
00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:37,357
Wish granted.
789
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,864
You got to be careful what you wish for.
790
00:37:44,866 --> 00:37:46,734
Wait, what's happening?
791
00:37:48,035 --> 00:37:50,838
You know the bottle
can't be empty, right?
792
00:37:50,838 --> 00:37:53,373
That means you have to fill it.
793
00:37:53,373 --> 00:37:55,943
And you tethered
Stone to Vikram.
794
00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:58,146
So when he wished to be on the
other side of the world,
795
00:37:58,146 --> 00:37:59,814
Stone went with him.
796
00:37:59,814 --> 00:38:01,348
I can't go back.
797
00:38:01,348 --> 00:38:03,017
I'm finally free.
798
00:38:03,017 --> 00:38:05,352
No!
799
00:38:13,995 --> 00:38:16,463
Some of us plan ahead...
800
00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:19,000
Some of us do it on the fly.
801
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,536
- We get the job done.
- We get the job done.
802
00:38:23,871 --> 00:38:25,506
Hello?
803
00:38:25,506 --> 00:38:28,242
Did you know that on the other side
804
00:38:28,242 --> 00:38:29,442
of the world from Belgrade
805
00:38:29,442 --> 00:38:32,013
is the middle of the Pacific Ocean?
806
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,784
I think the tide is coming in!
807
00:38:36,784 --> 00:38:38,652
I'll get Lysa to set a door.
808
00:38:38,652 --> 00:38:40,453
There's no doors.
809
00:38:40,453 --> 00:38:42,489
Send a boat.
810
00:38:44,391 --> 00:38:46,093
Sharks.
811
00:38:46,093 --> 00:38:47,360
Oh, yes.
812
00:38:51,098 --> 00:38:52,567
Awesome.
813
00:38:55,236 --> 00:38:58,606
You two sure you didn't wanna
stay on a tropical island?
814
00:38:58,606 --> 00:38:59,841
About 30 more minutes and
that tropical island
815
00:38:59,841 --> 00:39:01,075
would have been underwater.
816
00:39:01,075 --> 00:39:04,645
But I gotta say, it was fast thinking.
817
00:39:04,645 --> 00:39:07,582
I may have thought about it in advance,
818
00:39:07,582 --> 00:39:09,317
by 20 seconds or so.
819
00:39:09,317 --> 00:39:12,620
Since this is the first genie
bottle they've ever had,
820
00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:15,089
it's like the library's created
a special room for it.
821
00:39:15,089 --> 00:39:18,826
Well, I assume it is buried
deep with cement walls.
822
00:39:18,826 --> 00:39:21,161
A very exciting acquisition
for the library.
823
00:39:21,161 --> 00:39:23,164
But how do you suppose
we become untethered?
824
00:39:23,164 --> 00:39:24,998
You already are.
825
00:39:24,998 --> 00:39:27,400
When the genie was forced
back into his bottle,
826
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,036
all his free wishes were reversed.
827
00:39:29,036 --> 00:39:31,739
Bit of a genie law we didn't know.
828
00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:39,113
Is tha...
829
00:39:46,621 --> 00:39:48,189
I'm already writing a report about it.
830
00:39:48,189 --> 00:39:51,058
People reappeared downtown,
keys went missing, and...
831
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,895
Ambrose.
832
00:39:53,895 --> 00:39:55,529
Don't worry,
I found a loophole.
833
00:39:59,065 --> 00:40:00,835
Oh, No.
834
00:40:00,835 --> 00:40:03,571
He's changed all my presets.
835
00:40:03,571 --> 00:40:06,306
Oh, look, Ambrose, it's Animal Planet.
836
00:40:07,875 --> 00:40:10,477
What do you mean you want
to watch Love is Blind?
837
00:40:13,147 --> 00:40:15,181
Who knew a magical subdimensional space
838
00:40:15,181 --> 00:40:17,151
would subvert the life-death ratio.
839
00:40:17,151 --> 00:40:19,654
Wow, I gotta put that in my report.
840
00:40:19,654 --> 00:40:21,255
All right.
Come on, Connor.
841
00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:22,623
Let's get this to the library.
842
00:40:22,623 --> 00:40:24,992
Let these two say goodbye.
843
00:40:24,992 --> 00:40:26,227
Yeah.
844
00:40:26,227 --> 00:40:28,094
At least the genie is
going to be comfortable.
845
00:40:28,094 --> 00:40:31,866
He does have a fantastic
Jacuzzi in there.
846
00:40:31,866 --> 00:40:34,602
I have returned globe's
internal mechanisms
847
00:40:34,602 --> 00:40:36,237
to the original settings,
so we should be able
848
00:40:36,237 --> 00:40:37,538
to get Mr. Stone home.
849
00:40:37,538 --> 00:40:39,040
Well, Mr. Stone, I realize
850
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,242
this must have been wildly
inconvenient for you.
851
00:40:41,242 --> 00:40:45,579
But I must admit, I have found
you being here enlightening.
852
00:40:45,579 --> 00:40:47,982
Well, I found it enlightening, too.
853
00:40:47,982 --> 00:40:50,151
You got a good team here,
Vikram.
854
00:40:50,151 --> 00:40:52,585
If you guys stay in sync,
you're gonna be unstoppable.
855
00:40:52,585 --> 00:40:54,454
Yes, it turns out all I needed
856
00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:59,126
to shift my pace was being
tied to a stubborn Oklahoman.
857
00:41:00,561 --> 00:41:02,797
See?
858
00:41:02,797 --> 00:41:05,232
Functioning as intended.
859
00:41:15,543 --> 00:41:18,112
- You hungry?
- Famished.
860
00:41:20,014 --> 00:41:21,215
Wait, wait, wait.
No, I can fix this.
861
00:41:21,215 --> 00:41:22,917
I have complete faith...
862
00:41:22,917 --> 00:41:25,085
Just call us when you're done,
and we'll bring ya a sandwich.
863
00:41:25,085 --> 00:41:26,954
Okay.
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