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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,930 --> 00:00:02,929 Here we go. 2 00:00:05,710 --> 00:00:09,350 Previously on Some Assembly Required. They're making a Captain Indestructible 3 00:00:09,350 --> 00:00:12,530 movie. They said I'm the perfect guy to play Captain Indestructible. Probably 4 00:00:12,530 --> 00:00:14,270 because I am Captain Indestructible. 5 00:00:14,650 --> 00:00:21,370 I can't remember how long we've been strapped in. It was the Viper Pit. Now 6 00:00:21,370 --> 00:00:23,370 it's the Diaper Pit. 7 00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:26,830 Viper, I love you. 8 00:00:27,350 --> 00:00:28,590 I love you too. 9 00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:36,510 Name's Barry Skorda, music manager. I was at the diaper pit earlier, not for 10 00:00:36,510 --> 00:00:38,890 any weird reasons. I just can't sleep without one of these. 11 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:45,470 I want to sign you, get you a record deal, and make you a superstar. 12 00:00:46,170 --> 00:00:49,450 I'm getting a record deal, and I get to spend the rest of my life with the guy I 13 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,450 love. Yep, the rest of your life. 14 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:53,870 Once you get back from your two-year world tour. 15 00:00:54,490 --> 00:00:57,470 Though, let's be honest, you're not gonna remember this guy. 16 00:01:00,510 --> 00:01:02,440 You want... for two years? 17 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:03,760 Are you serious? 18 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:04,979 Serious as a heart attack. 19 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:06,380 Of which I've had three. 20 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,080 But don't worry, I'm all good now. 21 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,700 They put a horse heart in there. 22 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:12,800 Does that work? 23 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:13,920 Aren't there any weird side effects? 24 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:15,140 Nope. Not a one. 25 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:16,840 You guys have any hay? 26 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,820 Does it have to be a two-year world tour? 27 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:24,180 Couldn't you shorten it by a year... or two? 28 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,320 I wish I could, kiddo. My brain says yes, but my heart says no. 29 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:30,100 Actually, it says... 30 00:01:33,339 --> 00:01:35,860 You want Piper to leave for two years? 31 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:41,440 Sorry, I couldn't help eavesdropping with my super hearing. 32 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,300 Do you mind? Oh! 33 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:45,360 Not so loud, citizen. 34 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:51,900 Look, I know two years is a long time, but this is what you've got to do if you 35 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:52,900 want to be a superstar. 36 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,120 So what do you say? 37 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,000 Well... This is a big decision. 38 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,520 You should sleep on it. 39 00:02:04,870 --> 00:02:07,250 Buckle up and hold on tight. 40 00:02:07,610 --> 00:02:10,330 You and me on a wild ride. 41 00:02:10,850 --> 00:02:13,730 We're gonna own it and change the game. 42 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:17,250 Together we'll make it all the way. 43 00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:19,490 Through all the ups and all the downs. 44 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:22,390 We'll always find a way around. 45 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:24,250 So here we go. 46 00:02:24,890 --> 00:02:27,070 Here we go. 47 00:02:40,780 --> 00:02:42,280 It's beautiful up here. 48 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,520 Yeah, this is where I come to clear my head. 49 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,420 Or when I need to get away from Bowie. 50 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,480 Jarvis? 51 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:55,000 Jarvis! Whoo! 52 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:56,280 Whoo! 53 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:59,300 No one up here but that owl that sounds like Jarvis. 54 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:03,880 Jarvis! 55 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,380 Barry wants me to go on tour for two years. 56 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,020 Such a long time. 57 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,460 Tell me what I should do. Me? 58 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,680 You're asking me to decide? 59 00:03:14,340 --> 00:03:16,480 Yeah, I can't figure this one out on my own. 60 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,900 How do I choose between the two things I've always dreamed of? 61 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,000 One of them is right here. 62 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,580 And the other is out there. 63 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:31,680 That old lady vacuuming her apartment naked with the drapes open? 64 00:03:35,050 --> 00:03:38,570 I can't stand the thought of leaving you, but I don't know if I can miss this 65 00:03:38,570 --> 00:03:39,570 opportunity. 66 00:03:40,830 --> 00:03:42,070 What should I do, Jarvis? 67 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:46,610 Jarvis. Sorry. 68 00:03:59,610 --> 00:04:01,350 I didn't sleep at all last night. 69 00:04:01,570 --> 00:04:03,050 These stupid things don't work. 70 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:08,170 I slept like a baby. I wish I mean in a diaper. 71 00:04:09,890 --> 00:04:12,450 I just couldn't stop thinking about what to tell Piper. 72 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:13,910 Just tell her you love her! 73 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:17,269 Well, we already did that. You were there. 74 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:18,570 Oh, yeah. 75 00:04:19,870 --> 00:04:22,590 She's asking me whether she should stay here or go on tour. 76 00:04:23,210 --> 00:04:25,990 Just when I thought things were finally going great, this comes along. 77 00:04:26,610 --> 00:04:28,490 Stuff like this only happens to me. 78 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:29,910 That's not true. 79 00:04:29,930 --> 00:04:32,590 I heard two owls talking about the same thing last night. 80 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:35,410 I don't know what to tell her. 81 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:39,480 Oh, I don't want her to go, but I feel like I can't ask her to stay. 82 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:41,960 It's only two years. 83 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:43,720 It'll go by in no time. 84 00:04:43,980 --> 00:04:46,480 You'll close your eyes and next thing you know, she'll be back. 85 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:50,940 There. How long was that? 86 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,220 Four seconds. 87 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:53,199 That's it? 88 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,400 It felt like forever! 89 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,900 Maybe I need to tell her to stay. 90 00:04:58,380 --> 00:05:00,340 We love each other and should be together. 91 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:02,780 Everything else will work itself out. 92 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:05,210 I can just imagine our future. 93 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:14,730 Hey, Geneva. 94 00:05:18,190 --> 00:05:20,770 Have you booked my flight to Mars for the toy convention yet? 95 00:05:22,970 --> 00:05:23,970 Geneva? 96 00:05:24,370 --> 00:05:25,370 Geneva? 97 00:05:34,220 --> 00:05:35,220 Well, 98 00:05:35,980 --> 00:05:36,939 it's not working. 99 00:05:36,940 --> 00:05:39,280 Exactly. It does everything I do. 100 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:44,700 Hey, Geneva. 101 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,960 Looking good, as always. 102 00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:49,440 She doesn't have a face. 103 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:51,140 Oh, yeah. 104 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:52,480 Did she ever have one? 105 00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:57,920 Anyway, Jarvis, get ready to be proud of me. Well, I haven't been in 30 years. 106 00:05:58,060 --> 00:05:59,060 Why start now? 107 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:03,380 Because I've developed our most advanced version of Rainbow Bunny yet. 108 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:10,260 Wow, it looks so real. 109 00:06:10,660 --> 00:06:14,940 That's because it is real. I genetically modified an actual bunny to poop 110 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:15,940 rainbows. 111 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:24,700 Wow, that's beautiful. 112 00:06:25,940 --> 00:06:27,780 Although it still smells like poop. 113 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,960 Oh good, the rainbow fades quickly. 114 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,400 Yeah, but the poop smell lingers for days. 115 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:39,420 Did someone say save the day? 116 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,160 No. 117 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:44,120 Oh, sorry. 118 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:46,200 The super hearing is going. 119 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:49,020 Mox, what are you doing here? 120 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:51,760 I was nearby shooting Captain Indestructible 20. 121 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:53,980 Captain Indestructible does it again. 122 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,040 Again. 123 00:06:57,780 --> 00:06:58,780 Guys! 124 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:03,170 30 years, but I'm finally tall enough to ride the hover coaster! 125 00:07:09,490 --> 00:07:10,490 Darn it! 126 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,530 The future is horrible! 127 00:07:14,270 --> 00:07:16,190 And the floors are so dirty. 128 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:19,090 At least Mrs. Bubkiss is here to sweep up. 129 00:07:19,290 --> 00:07:21,230 Not for long. 130 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:36,920 Jarvis, how's Piper doing? 131 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,560 I haven't seen her in a while. 132 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,900 Oh, she's fine. You know, at home with the kids. 133 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:42,440 No, I'm not. 134 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:47,120 Because someone forgot his lunch. 135 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:50,400 Aww. 136 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,040 How are you two little boys doing? 137 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:54,720 She's a girl! 138 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,760 And she has a beautiful singing voice, which she gets from me. 139 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:02,920 Not that anyone ever hears mine, because you told me to stay here instead of 140 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:03,940 going off to become a star. 141 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:08,220 Now I sit at home, making your lunch, toiling over a hot stove. 142 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:10,420 Well, under a hot stove. 143 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:12,120 Why did we get a hover stove? 144 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:16,400 Well, I love all the things you do for me. 145 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Oatmeal raisin? 146 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,080 I'm more of a snickerdoodle guy. 147 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,220 Oh, you don't have to make them right now. 148 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:31,800 Ow! 149 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,220 What a terrible future. 150 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:37,679 How so? 151 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,780 It's 30 years later and you still haven't fired me. 152 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:45,820 Plus, I finally managed to successfully genetically modify a bunny. 153 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:48,820 My attempts so far have been a little off the mark. 154 00:08:53,380 --> 00:09:00,220 If I tell 155 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:03,640 Piper not to go on tour, she'll always resent me for not letting her follow her 156 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,500 dream. So let her go. 157 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,280 Wait, maybe. 158 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:10,340 This is such a hard decision. 159 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,160 Why did you put this on me? 160 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,920 I probably should tell her to go. 161 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:17,340 We're in love. 162 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:20,640 She'll come back to me and then we'll have a future together. 163 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,520 Jarvis, how's Piper doing? 164 00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:31,180 I haven't seen her in a while. 165 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:32,680 Oh, she's on tour again. 166 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,360 At least that's what I read in this issue of Hits Magazine. 167 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:39,960 I haven't seen her in years. 168 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:43,160 Excuse me? 169 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:46,180 My hover limo was too big to turn this corner. 170 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:48,100 Would you mind if I had this building demolished? 171 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:50,520 It's Piper! 172 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,920 I love your outfit. 173 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,200 Me too. 174 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:56,720 Especially the socks. 175 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:02,080 Piper, it's so good to see you. 176 00:10:03,910 --> 00:10:07,050 Whoa, I love my fans, but I don't let strangers touch me. 177 00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:09,630 Strangers? 178 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:13,410 You don't remember any of us? No, of course I do. 179 00:10:13,970 --> 00:10:15,750 You're Captain Indestructible. 180 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,830 I did the theme song for Captain Indestructible 4. 181 00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:20,530 The trilogy continues. 182 00:10:22,170 --> 00:10:24,690 How can you not remember me? We were a couple. 183 00:10:24,910 --> 00:10:26,710 A couple of strangers who never met. 184 00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:28,050 No, we dated. 185 00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:29,770 For how long? One day. 186 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:38,180 my hover limo driver say he managed to turn that corner. 187 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:39,500 Gotta go. 188 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:44,420 Wow, my super hearing must be worse than I thought. 189 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,120 I didn't hear anything. 190 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:49,840 She didn't even remember me. 191 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:54,780 Hey, at least you have someone special to go home to. 192 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:56,100 Yeah, me. 193 00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:01,280 By the way, Rumi, I made your favorite, oatmeal raisin cookies. 194 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,800 I'm more of a snickerdoodle guy. 195 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:09,740 That's all you have to say? And after I toiled under a hot stove all day? 196 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,680 That thing is really heavy. 197 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:13,580 Why won't you buy me a hover stove? 198 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:21,460 Ow! That future is terrible too. 199 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:25,280 Things are gonna turn out horribly whether I tell Piper to stay or go. 200 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,200 I would not want to be in your shoes. 201 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:31,080 Actually, I like those. I would like to be in your shoes. 202 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,880 Bowie, I could use some support. 203 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:35,680 Oh, the shoes don't have good support? 204 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:36,900 Forget it. I don't want them. 205 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,220 I don't know what to tell you. 206 00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:43,900 Piper either leaves you or she doesn't. It's not like there's a third option. 207 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,580 Maybe there is. 208 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:52,740 Piper, I have the answer. I know what you should... Why do you have that 209 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:53,740 rolling pin? 210 00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:54,820 For protection. 211 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,960 Have you seen Bowie's failed bunny experiments? 212 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,820 Stay away from me, you abomination! 213 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:07,440 Oh! I was worried you were gonna hit me with that thing. 214 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,940 Or worse, use it to make oatmeal raisin cookies. 215 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:15,820 I would never hit you! Or make oatmeal raisin cookies. 216 00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:18,180 I know you're more of a snickerdoodle guy. 217 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:23,720 See? This is why I love you. And why we need to be together. 218 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:25,260 So you want me to stay? 219 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,620 No. 220 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,260 I want you to go. 221 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:31,180 But I thought you just said we needed to be together. 222 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,460 We are gonna be together. 223 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,880 Because I'm coming with you. 224 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:37,660 Really? But what'll you do on tour? 225 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:38,960 I'll show you. 226 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:46,200 So long, I waited to see the day my dreams would follow through. Then, just 227 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:50,900 like a puzzle piece you'd locked into me, I locked into you. Now, you're here 228 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:51,960 and nothing's missing. 229 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,940 New and a new beginning. 230 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:56,220 Perfectly fitting together. 231 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,480 Nothing better. We're stuck like glue. 232 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:02,000 Who'd have thought that? Who'd have thought that when you put your hands in 233 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 mine? 234 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,220 Who'd have thought that? Who'd have thought that the stars would align? 235 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,019 Yeah, you. 236 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,760 You're just what I need. 237 00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:11,910 Make my heart complete. 238 00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:13,730 Found you finally. 239 00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:16,170 You're the missing piece. 240 00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:18,610 You're just what I want. 241 00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:25,030 Who knew all along we were meant to be. You're the missing piece. 242 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:37,020 We're like up and down, we're like east and west. We're like hot and cold, we're 243 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:39,840 like right and left. We're like opposites, and yet we attract. 244 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:44,200 We take difference, then we make a match. Yeah, you, you're just what I 245 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,820 need. Make my heart complete. 246 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,600 Found you finally. 247 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,000 You're the missing piece. 248 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,420 You, you're just what I want. 249 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:57,560 Who knew all along we were meant to be? 250 00:13:58,060 --> 00:13:59,580 You're the missing piece. 251 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,950 That was incredible and so touching. 252 00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:11,790 Gets me right here. 253 00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:14,430 Horse hearts are very large. 254 00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:18,650 Really? You liked it? Liked it? I loved it! 255 00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:20,390 You two are amazing together. 256 00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:23,970 I want you to go on tour too. Now let me put together the paperwork. 257 00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:26,970 I'm gonna make you both superstars. 258 00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:34,970 I can't believe it. I get to live both my dreams. 259 00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:36,350 We belong together. 260 00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,270 And a pro like Barry can see that. 261 00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:42,410 Guys, you'll never believe what happened. I was going potty singing 262 00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:43,710 Tinkle Tinkle Little Star. 263 00:14:44,370 --> 00:14:46,630 Barry heard me and said he's going to make me a superstar. 264 00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,510 He wants me to go on tour. 265 00:14:49,190 --> 00:14:50,190 You're gonna go? 266 00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,790 No, I already went. 267 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,990 That Tinkle song really works. 268 00:15:00,790 --> 00:15:02,270 It must be some kind of mistake. 269 00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:04,130 He can't just make anyone a superstar. 270 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,290 I'm gonna make you a superstar. 271 00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:11,290 But you're gonna need a new song. 272 00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:12,810 This one's a little repetitive. 273 00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:18,410 You're signing me, Jarvis, Bowie, and Jim Boyne? 274 00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:20,950 And that adorable bunny. 275 00:15:21,410 --> 00:15:22,930 I'm gonna make you a superstar! 276 00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,890 There's no way you're gonna make us all superstars. 277 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:30,390 Although that bunny will be starring in my nightmares for the next few months. 278 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,070 Okay. The truth is... 279 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:38,690 I know very little about music. I just sign everyone and hope I get lucky and 280 00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:39,690 one of them hits it big. 281 00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:44,010 I can't tell who's talented or not talented or wants to stab me in the eye 282 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,010 with a carrot. 283 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,350 Piper, what are you doing? 284 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,230 Having a funeral for my instruments. 285 00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:55,570 Because my music career is dead. 286 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:01,750 No, it's not. 287 00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:03,630 I'm such an idiot. 288 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,960 It was so stupid to believe Barry when he said I was talented. 289 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,660 But you are talented. 290 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,160 Crazy talented. 291 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,680 And not just that. 292 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:16,840 You're smart and funny and beautiful and kind. Of an idiot? 293 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,060 I agree. 294 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:19,940 Piper, come on. 295 00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,340 You're amazing. 296 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:24,140 You're the most incredible person I've ever met. 297 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,440 Wow. I've never had someone try to cheer me up before. 298 00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:29,180 It's nice. 299 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:31,340 It's not working, but it's nice. 300 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,590 This will happen for you, Piper. 301 00:16:34,970 --> 00:16:36,030 Forget about Barry. 302 00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:39,730 You just need to find a manager who sees how great you are. 303 00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:41,750 Where? That person doesn't exist. 304 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,250 Yes, he does. 305 00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:46,150 He's right here. 306 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:52,230 Whoa. I may be right here, but I'm not interested in managing anyone. 307 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,210 I just came to pay my respects. 308 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:59,850 Why? Why must you leave us so soon? 309 00:17:01,290 --> 00:17:03,070 If there's gonna be food, there's usually food at these things. 310 00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:07,670 All right, everyone. 311 00:17:07,869 --> 00:17:09,210 Thanks for coming to this meeting. 312 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:10,950 Ew, this is a meeting? 313 00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:14,210 I was just sitting here and thought everyone gathered around to look at me. 314 00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:16,869 That's why I'm here. 315 00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:19,490 Me too. 316 00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:22,150 Me too. 317 00:17:24,609 --> 00:17:28,250 Well, either way, I'm glad you're here because I have some big news. 318 00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,330 I'm starting a new business. 319 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,140 A nude business? 320 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,160 Are you hiring because I already have the uniform? 321 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:41,940 A new business, not a nude business. 322 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,860 Oh, good. 323 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,480 Because I wouldn't feel comfortable not wearing socks. 324 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,460 I've decided to start a talent agency. 325 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,900 And the first person I'm gonna make a star is Piper. 326 00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:01,170 Dude. She's already dating you. You don't have to try to impress her 327 00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:02,170 anymore. 328 00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:09,330 And Piper's just the beginning. 329 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,430 There's so many talented people out there. 330 00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:14,650 Singers, dancers, acrobats, magicians. 331 00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:24,670 He's actually just gonna represent kids. 332 00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:26,510 They need someone who gets them. 333 00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:29,310 Who better than a kid to help guide the career of another kid? 334 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:33,070 A seasoned industry professional with experienced connections and a high 335 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,070 school education? 336 00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:39,350 So you're gonna run a talent agency and a toy company? 337 00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:40,710 Actually, no. 338 00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:45,930 It's been an amazing three years, but I've accomplished what I set out to do. 339 00:18:46,570 --> 00:18:49,210 I wanted to make Knick Knack a great toy company again. 340 00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:50,610 And I did. 341 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,310 We all did. 342 00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:55,590 I got everything I wanted out of this place and more. 343 00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:57,810 A lot more. 344 00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:01,910 You're not going to run Knick Knack anymore? 345 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,710 Then who am I going to not work for? 346 00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:09,130 I thought about you guys, but you've all got other things going on now. That's 347 00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:11,390 true. I'm going to be a movie star. 348 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,790 And I'm gonna be vice president of a talent agency. 349 00:19:17,110 --> 00:19:20,170 I was actually gonna tell you guys, I got a new job too. 350 00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:22,970 I'm gonna be the red carpet host at the Pizazz Network. 351 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,670 I love the Pizazz Network! 352 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,660 I watch it all the time at work! 353 00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:31,400 They're gonna pay me to go to award shows and insult people's outfits! 354 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,680 By the way, Piper, I hope you're nominated for a Grammy someday. 355 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,400 Just nominated? 356 00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:38,620 Don't you want me to win? 357 00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:42,260 Sure, but best male performer is a very tough category. 358 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,100 You're gonna be really good at your new job. 359 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:48,880 See? 360 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,480 It's time to move on. 361 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,180 It's time to hand the company over to someone else. 362 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,980 Someone I can trust. 363 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,820 Someone who I know will take good care of it. 364 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,700 Someone who's been part of our family since the very first day. 365 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,960 Mrs. Bubkus! 366 00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:09,480 Me? Yup, it's a done deal. 367 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,920 I've signed full ownership over to you, Mrs. Bubkus. 368 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,300 Except... there is no Mrs. 369 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:19,920 Bubkus! 370 00:20:21,229 --> 00:20:24,610 It's been me, Candace, all along! 371 00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:30,570 I only created Mrs. Bubkus to fool you and steal the company back! 372 00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:37,770 Why aren't you all gasping and saying things like, what? 373 00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:42,150 And how could you? And we've been tricked by that evil mastermind! 374 00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:44,630 Because we knew it was you. 375 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,410 You did? 376 00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:48,050 Everyone? 377 00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:50,610 Even Knox? 378 00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:54,670 When did you figure it out? 379 00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:59,050 About three years ago when Bowie said, everyone, this is Mrs. Bubkiss. 380 00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:01,830 Why didn't you say something? 381 00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:04,290 Because it was funnier not to. 382 00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:08,230 And we needed someone to clean our toilets. 383 00:21:10,010 --> 00:21:11,970 So this is another prank? 384 00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:14,190 No, it's real. 385 00:21:14,910 --> 00:21:16,230 Nick Mack is yours again. 386 00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:18,170 Really? Yeah. 387 00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:19,620 You've changed. 388 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:21,840 You really are part of the family now. 389 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:26,160 The Candice I took the company from isn't the Candice I'm giving it back to. 390 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,240 Thank you. 391 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,660 Okay, easy there. 392 00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:35,740 Clearly you didn't build a sweat valve into that fat suit. 393 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,200 So all this is mine? 394 00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:41,720 Yup, everything. 395 00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:44,280 The building, the knick-knack name, Geneva. 396 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,420 I have a lifetime contract. 397 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,120 Are you gonna get that? No. 398 00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:56,280 So is this really the end? 399 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,580 Only of our time at Knick Knack? 400 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,060 We're always gonna be in each other's lives. 401 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,700 I made the best friends anyone could ever hope for here. 402 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,040 Could you please wear pants? 403 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,540 No promises. 404 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,740 I really hope we're doing the right thing. 405 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:36,940 We are. 406 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:38,600 This is gonna work out. 407 00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:41,100 I've never been more sure about anything. 408 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:05,780 Hold on tight You and me on a wild ride We're gonna own it and change the 409 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:12,000 game Together we'll make it all the way I knew one of the acts I saw would 410 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,060 eventually hit it big! 411 00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:20,620 We'll always find a way around So here we go I'm gonna be you up there one day 412 00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:24,100 Right now I'm happy being here with me 29069

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