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Here we go.
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Previously on Some Assembly Required.
They're making a Captain Indestructible
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movie. They said I'm the perfect guy to
play Captain Indestructible. Probably
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because I am Captain Indestructible.
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I can't remember how long we've been
strapped in. It was the Viper Pit. Now
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it's the Diaper Pit.
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Viper, I love you.
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I love you too.
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Name's Barry Skorda, music manager. I
was at the diaper pit earlier, not for
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any weird reasons. I just can't sleep
without one of these.
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I want to sign you, get you a record
deal, and make you a superstar.
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I'm getting a record deal, and I get to
spend the rest of my life with the guy I
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love. Yep, the rest of your life.
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Once you get back from your two-year
world tour.
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Though, let's be honest, you're not
gonna remember this guy.
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You want... for two years?
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Are you serious?
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Serious as a heart attack.
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Of which I've had three.
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But don't worry, I'm all good now.
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They put a horse heart in there.
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Does that work?
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Aren't there any weird side effects?
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Nope. Not a one.
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You guys have any hay?
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Does it have to be a two-year world
tour?
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Couldn't you shorten it by a year... or
two?
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I wish I could, kiddo. My brain says
yes, but my heart says no.
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Actually, it says...
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You want Piper to leave for two years?
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Sorry, I couldn't help eavesdropping
with my super hearing.
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Do you mind? Oh!
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Not so loud, citizen.
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Look, I know two years is a long time,
but this is what you've got to do if you
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want to be a superstar.
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So what do you say?
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Well... This is a big decision.
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You should sleep on it.
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Buckle up and hold on tight.
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You and me on a wild ride.
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We're gonna own it and change the game.
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Together we'll make it all the way.
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Through all the ups and all the downs.
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We'll always find a way around.
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So here we go.
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Here we go.
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It's beautiful up here.
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Yeah, this is where I come to clear my
head.
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Or when I need to get away from Bowie.
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Jarvis?
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Jarvis! Whoo!
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Whoo!
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No one up here but that owl that sounds
like Jarvis.
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Jarvis!
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Barry wants me to go on tour for two
years.
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Such a long time.
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Tell me what I should do. Me?
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You're asking me to decide?
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Yeah, I can't figure this one out on my
own.
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How do I choose between the two things
I've always dreamed of?
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One of them is right here.
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And the other is out there.
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That old lady vacuuming her apartment
naked with the drapes open?
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I can't stand the thought of leaving
you, but I don't know if I can miss this
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opportunity.
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What should I do, Jarvis?
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Jarvis. Sorry.
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I didn't sleep at all last night.
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These stupid things don't work.
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I slept like a baby. I wish I mean in a
diaper.
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I just couldn't stop thinking about what
to tell Piper.
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Just tell her you love her!
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Well, we already did that. You were
there.
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Oh, yeah.
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She's asking me whether she should stay
here or go on tour.
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Just when I thought things were finally
going great, this comes along.
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Stuff like this only happens to me.
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That's not true.
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I heard two owls talking about the same
thing last night.
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I don't know what to tell her.
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Oh, I don't want her to go, but I feel
like I can't ask her to stay.
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It's only two years.
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It'll go by in no time.
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You'll close your eyes and next thing
you know, she'll be back.
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There. How long was that?
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Four seconds.
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That's it?
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It felt like forever!
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Maybe I need to tell her to stay.
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We love each other and should be
together.
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Everything else will work itself out.
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I can just imagine our future.
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Hey, Geneva.
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Have you booked my flight to Mars for
the toy convention yet?
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Geneva?
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Geneva?
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Well,
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it's not working.
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Exactly. It does everything I do.
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Hey, Geneva.
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Looking good, as always.
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She doesn't have a face.
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Oh, yeah.
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Did she ever have one?
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Anyway, Jarvis, get ready to be proud of
me. Well, I haven't been in 30 years.
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Why start now?
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Because I've developed our most advanced
version of Rainbow Bunny yet.
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Wow, it looks so real.
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That's because it is real. I genetically
modified an actual bunny to poop
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rainbows.
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Wow, that's beautiful.
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Although it still smells like poop.
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Oh good, the rainbow fades quickly.
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Yeah, but the poop smell lingers for
days.
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Did someone say save the day?
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No.
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Oh, sorry.
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The super hearing is going.
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Mox, what are you doing here?
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I was nearby shooting Captain
Indestructible 20.
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Captain Indestructible does it again.
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Again.
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Guys!
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30 years, but I'm finally tall enough to
ride the hover coaster!
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Darn it!
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The future is horrible!
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And the floors are so dirty.
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At least Mrs. Bubkiss is here to sweep
up.
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Not for long.
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Jarvis, how's Piper doing?
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I haven't seen her in a while.
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Oh, she's fine. You know, at home with
the kids.
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No, I'm not.
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Because someone forgot his lunch.
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Aww.
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How are you two little boys doing?
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She's a girl!
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And she has a beautiful singing voice,
which she gets from me.
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Not that anyone ever hears mine, because
you told me to stay here instead of
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going off to become a star.
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Now I sit at home, making your lunch,
toiling over a hot stove.
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Well, under a hot stove.
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Why did we get a hover stove?
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Well, I love all the things you do for
me.
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Oatmeal raisin?
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I'm more of a snickerdoodle guy.
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Oh, you don't have to make them right
now.
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Ow!
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What a terrible future.
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How so?
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It's 30 years later and you still
haven't fired me.
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Plus, I finally managed to successfully
genetically modify a bunny.
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My attempts so far have been a little
off the mark.
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If I tell
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Piper not to go on tour, she'll always
resent me for not letting her follow her
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dream. So let her go.
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Wait, maybe.
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This is such a hard decision.
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Why did you put this on me?
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I probably should tell her to go.
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We're in love.
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She'll come back to me and then we'll
have a future together.
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Jarvis, how's Piper doing?
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I haven't seen her in a while.
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Oh, she's on tour again.
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At least that's what I read in this
issue of Hits Magazine.
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I haven't seen her in years.
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Excuse me?
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My hover limo was too big to turn this
corner.
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Would you mind if I had this building
demolished?
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It's Piper!
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I love your outfit.
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Me too.
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Especially the socks.
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Piper, it's so good to see you.
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Whoa, I love my fans, but I don't let
strangers touch me.
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Strangers?
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You don't remember any of us? No, of
course I do.
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You're Captain Indestructible.
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I did the theme song for Captain
Indestructible 4.
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The trilogy continues.
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How can you not remember me? We were a
couple.
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A couple of strangers who never met.
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No, we dated.
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For how long? One day.
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my hover limo driver say he managed to
turn that corner.
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Gotta go.
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Wow, my super hearing must be worse than
I thought.
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I didn't hear anything.
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She didn't even remember me.
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Hey, at least you have someone special
to go home to.
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Yeah, me.
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By the way, Rumi, I made your favorite,
oatmeal raisin cookies.
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I'm more of a snickerdoodle guy.
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That's all you have to say? And after I
toiled under a hot stove all day?
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That thing is really heavy.
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Why won't you buy me a hover stove?
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Ow! That future is terrible too.
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Things are gonna turn out horribly
whether I tell Piper to stay or go.
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I would not want to be in your shoes.
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Actually, I like those. I would like to
be in your shoes.
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Bowie, I could use some support.
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Oh, the shoes don't have good support?
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Forget it. I don't want them.
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I don't know what to tell you.
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Piper either leaves you or she doesn't.
It's not like there's a third option.
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Maybe there is.
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Piper, I have the answer. I know what
you should... Why do you have that
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rolling pin?
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For protection.
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Have you seen Bowie's failed bunny
experiments?
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Stay away from me, you abomination!
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Oh! I was worried you were gonna hit me
with that thing.
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Or worse, use it to make oatmeal raisin
cookies.
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I would never hit you! Or make oatmeal
raisin cookies.
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I know you're more of a snickerdoodle
guy.
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See? This is why I love you. And why we
need to be together.
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So you want me to stay?
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No.
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I want you to go.
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But I thought you just said we needed to
be together.
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We are gonna be together.
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Because I'm coming with you.
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Really? But what'll you do on tour?
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I'll show you.
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So long, I waited to see the day my
dreams would follow through. Then, just
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like a puzzle piece you'd locked into
me, I locked into you. Now, you're here
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and nothing's missing.
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New and a new beginning.
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Perfectly fitting together.
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Nothing better. We're stuck like glue.
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Who'd have thought that? Who'd have
thought that when you put your hands in
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mine?
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Who'd have thought that? Who'd have
thought that the stars would align?
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Yeah, you.
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You're just what I need.
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Make my heart complete.
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Found you finally.
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You're the missing piece.
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You're just what I want.
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Who knew all along we were meant to be.
You're the missing piece.
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We're like up and down, we're like east
and west. We're like hot and cold, we're
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like right and left. We're like
opposites, and yet we attract.
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We take difference, then we make a
match. Yeah, you, you're just what I
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need. Make my heart complete.
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Found you finally.
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You're the missing piece.
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You, you're just what I want.
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Who knew all along we were meant to be?
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You're the missing piece.
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That was incredible and so touching.
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Gets me right here.
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Horse hearts are very large.
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Really? You liked it? Liked it? I loved
it!
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You two are amazing together.
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I want you to go on tour too. Now let me
put together the paperwork.
257
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I'm gonna make you both superstars.
258
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I can't believe it. I get to live both
my dreams.
259
00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:36,350
We belong together.
260
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,270
And a pro like Barry can see that.
261
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:42,410
Guys, you'll never believe what
happened. I was going potty singing
262
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Tinkle Tinkle Little Star.
263
00:14:44,370 --> 00:14:46,630
Barry heard me and said he's going to
make me a superstar.
264
00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,510
He wants me to go on tour.
265
00:14:49,190 --> 00:14:50,190
You're gonna go?
266
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,790
No, I already went.
267
00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,990
That Tinkle song really works.
268
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It must be some kind of mistake.
269
00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:04,130
He can't just make anyone a superstar.
270
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I'm gonna make you a superstar.
271
00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:11,290
But you're gonna need a new song.
272
00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:12,810
This one's a little repetitive.
273
00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:18,410
You're signing me, Jarvis, Bowie, and
Jim Boyne?
274
00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:20,950
And that adorable bunny.
275
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I'm gonna make you a superstar!
276
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,890
There's no way you're gonna make us all
superstars.
277
00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:30,390
Although that bunny will be starring in
my nightmares for the next few months.
278
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,070
Okay. The truth is...
279
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:38,690
I know very little about music. I just
sign everyone and hope I get lucky and
280
00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:39,690
one of them hits it big.
281
00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:44,010
I can't tell who's talented or not
talented or wants to stab me in the eye
282
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,010
with a carrot.
283
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,350
Piper, what are you doing?
284
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,230
Having a funeral for my instruments.
285
00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:55,570
Because my music career is dead.
286
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:01,750
No, it's not.
287
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:03,630
I'm such an idiot.
288
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,960
It was so stupid to believe Barry when
he said I was talented.
289
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,660
But you are talented.
290
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,160
Crazy talented.
291
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,680
And not just that.
292
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:16,840
You're smart and funny and beautiful and
kind. Of an idiot?
293
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,060
I agree.
294
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:19,940
Piper, come on.
295
00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,340
You're amazing.
296
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:24,140
You're the most incredible person I've
ever met.
297
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,440
Wow. I've never had someone try to cheer
me up before.
298
00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:29,180
It's nice.
299
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:31,340
It's not working, but it's nice.
300
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,590
This will happen for you, Piper.
301
00:16:34,970 --> 00:16:36,030
Forget about Barry.
302
00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:39,730
You just need to find a manager who sees
how great you are.
303
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:41,750
Where? That person doesn't exist.
304
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,250
Yes, he does.
305
00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:46,150
He's right here.
306
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:52,230
Whoa. I may be right here, but I'm not
interested in managing anyone.
307
00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,210
I just came to pay my respects.
308
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:59,850
Why? Why must you leave us so soon?
309
00:17:01,290 --> 00:17:03,070
If there's gonna be food, there's
usually food at these things.
310
00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:07,670
All right, everyone.
311
00:17:07,869 --> 00:17:09,210
Thanks for coming to this meeting.
312
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:10,950
Ew, this is a meeting?
313
00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:14,210
I was just sitting here and thought
everyone gathered around to look at me.
314
00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:16,869
That's why I'm here.
315
00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:19,490
Me too.
316
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:22,150
Me too.
317
00:17:24,609 --> 00:17:28,250
Well, either way, I'm glad you're here
because I have some big news.
318
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,330
I'm starting a new business.
319
00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,140
A nude business?
320
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,160
Are you hiring because I already have
the uniform?
321
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:41,940
A new business, not a nude business.
322
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,860
Oh, good.
323
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,480
Because I wouldn't feel comfortable not
wearing socks.
324
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,460
I've decided to start a talent agency.
325
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,900
And the first person I'm gonna make a
star is Piper.
326
00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:01,170
Dude. She's already dating you. You
don't have to try to impress her
327
00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:02,170
anymore.
328
00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:09,330
And Piper's just the beginning.
329
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,430
There's so many talented people out
there.
330
00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:14,650
Singers, dancers, acrobats, magicians.
331
00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:24,670
He's actually just gonna represent kids.
332
00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:26,510
They need someone who gets them.
333
00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:29,310
Who better than a kid to help guide the
career of another kid?
334
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:33,070
A seasoned industry professional with
experienced connections and a high
335
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,070
school education?
336
00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:39,350
So you're gonna run a talent agency and
a toy company?
337
00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:40,710
Actually, no.
338
00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:45,930
It's been an amazing three years, but
I've accomplished what I set out to do.
339
00:18:46,570 --> 00:18:49,210
I wanted to make Knick Knack a great toy
company again.
340
00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:50,610
And I did.
341
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,310
We all did.
342
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:55,590
I got everything I wanted out of this
place and more.
343
00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:57,810
A lot more.
344
00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:01,910
You're not going to run Knick Knack
anymore?
345
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,710
Then who am I going to not work for?
346
00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:09,130
I thought about you guys, but you've all
got other things going on now. That's
347
00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:11,390
true. I'm going to be a movie star.
348
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,790
And I'm gonna be vice president of a
talent agency.
349
00:19:17,110 --> 00:19:20,170
I was actually gonna tell you guys, I
got a new job too.
350
00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:22,970
I'm gonna be the red carpet host at the
Pizazz Network.
351
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,670
I love the Pizazz Network!
352
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,660
I watch it all the time at work!
353
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:31,400
They're gonna pay me to go to award
shows and insult people's outfits!
354
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,680
By the way, Piper, I hope you're
nominated for a Grammy someday.
355
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,400
Just nominated?
356
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:38,620
Don't you want me to win?
357
00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:42,260
Sure, but best male performer is a very
tough category.
358
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,100
You're gonna be really good at your new
job.
359
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:48,880
See?
360
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,480
It's time to move on.
361
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,180
It's time to hand the company over to
someone else.
362
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,980
Someone I can trust.
363
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,820
Someone who I know will take good care
of it.
364
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,700
Someone who's been part of our family
since the very first day.
365
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,960
Mrs. Bubkus!
366
00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:09,480
Me? Yup, it's a done deal.
367
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,920
I've signed full ownership over to you,
Mrs. Bubkus.
368
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,300
Except... there is no Mrs.
369
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:19,920
Bubkus!
370
00:20:21,229 --> 00:20:24,610
It's been me, Candace, all along!
371
00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:30,570
I only created Mrs. Bubkus to fool you
and steal the company back!
372
00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:37,770
Why aren't you all gasping and saying
things like, what?
373
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:42,150
And how could you? And we've been
tricked by that evil mastermind!
374
00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:44,630
Because we knew it was you.
375
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,410
You did?
376
00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:48,050
Everyone?
377
00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:50,610
Even Knox?
378
00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:54,670
When did you figure it out?
379
00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:59,050
About three years ago when Bowie said,
everyone, this is Mrs. Bubkiss.
380
00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:01,830
Why didn't you say something?
381
00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:04,290
Because it was funnier not to.
382
00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:08,230
And we needed someone to clean our
toilets.
383
00:21:10,010 --> 00:21:11,970
So this is another prank?
384
00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:14,190
No, it's real.
385
00:21:14,910 --> 00:21:16,230
Nick Mack is yours again.
386
00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:18,170
Really? Yeah.
387
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:19,620
You've changed.
388
00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:21,840
You really are part of the family now.
389
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:26,160
The Candice I took the company from
isn't the Candice I'm giving it back to.
390
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,240
Thank you.
391
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,660
Okay, easy there.
392
00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:35,740
Clearly you didn't build a sweat valve
into that fat suit.
393
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,200
So all this is mine?
394
00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:41,720
Yup, everything.
395
00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:44,280
The building, the knick-knack name,
Geneva.
396
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,420
I have a lifetime contract.
397
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,120
Are you gonna get that? No.
398
00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:56,280
So is this really the end?
399
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,580
Only of our time at Knick Knack?
400
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,060
We're always gonna be in each other's
lives.
401
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,700
I made the best friends anyone could
ever hope for here.
402
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,040
Could you please wear pants?
403
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,540
No promises.
404
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,740
I really hope we're doing the right
thing.
405
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:36,940
We are.
406
00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:38,600
This is gonna work out.
407
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:41,100
I've never been more sure about
anything.
408
00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:05,780
Hold on tight You and me on a wild ride
We're gonna own it and change the
409
00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:12,000
game Together we'll make it all the way
I knew one of the acts I saw would
410
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,060
eventually hit it big!
411
00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:20,620
We'll always find a way around So here
we go I'm gonna be you up there one day
412
00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:24,100
Right now I'm happy being here with me
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