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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,049 --> 00:00:03,049 Here we go. 2 00:00:07,110 --> 00:00:08,109 Ah! 3 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:12,110 Sandwich, are you okay? 4 00:00:13,990 --> 00:00:14,990 Help, help! 5 00:00:15,410 --> 00:00:17,490 How can I help you? Do you need mustard? 6 00:00:18,730 --> 00:00:20,030 Somebody save me! 7 00:00:21,170 --> 00:00:22,170 That's Jarvis! 8 00:00:22,570 --> 00:00:25,390 Sorry, Sandwich, I'll have to help you later. My best friend is in trouble! 9 00:00:28,470 --> 00:00:30,030 Jarvis, are you all right? Do you need mustard? 10 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:32,669 I'm fine. 11 00:00:32,670 --> 00:00:33,910 I'm rehearsing for a film. 12 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:38,590 They're making a Captain Indestructible movie, and I paid a bundle to get a walk 13 00:00:38,590 --> 00:00:39,189 -on role. 14 00:00:39,190 --> 00:00:40,550 Really? Yep. 15 00:00:41,230 --> 00:00:46,070 The credits will say, Jarvis Reigns as scared little boy number one. 16 00:00:47,890 --> 00:00:52,450 It cost a lot, but it's totally worth it. You've probably noticed that Captain 17 00:00:52,450 --> 00:00:54,370 Indestructible is my favorite superhero. 18 00:00:57,350 --> 00:00:59,210 I just thought you were really into shelves. 19 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:03,690 Imagine if they made a movie about shelves. 20 00:01:05,550 --> 00:01:06,630 You imagine it. 21 00:01:07,670 --> 00:01:09,070 I need to get back to this. 22 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:15,050 And remember, if you hear anything, I'm just rehearsing. Got it. 23 00:01:18,890 --> 00:01:20,970 Help! Help! Help! 24 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,030 Somebody save me! 25 00:01:24,390 --> 00:01:25,710 Jarvis, what's wrong? 26 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:29,030 Nothing, I just told you. I'm rehearsing for a movie. 27 00:01:29,450 --> 00:01:30,450 Oh, right. 28 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:31,469 I forgot. 29 00:01:31,470 --> 00:01:33,050 I thought something was really wrong. 30 00:01:33,290 --> 00:01:36,030 Like the floor had collapsed and you were cowering in the corner trying not 31 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:37,030 to fall. 32 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:38,790 How would that even happen? 33 00:01:39,230 --> 00:01:42,450 It's an old building. Who knows how long that sandwich I found in the corner had 34 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:43,450 been there. 35 00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:45,470 Well, I'm just rehearsing my lines. 36 00:01:45,810 --> 00:01:50,910 So no matter what you hear, just know that I'm fine and don't come in. 37 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:52,170 Got it. 38 00:02:00,270 --> 00:02:01,270 He's fine. 39 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:03,110 Seriously, I need help! 40 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:07,030 He's just rehearsing. He doesn't actually need help. 41 00:02:07,490 --> 00:02:09,030 Bowie, I'm not rehearsing anymore! 42 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:11,050 I actually need your help! 43 00:02:11,650 --> 00:02:12,650 Oh my gosh! 44 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:15,270 There's a character in that movie named Bowie! 45 00:02:38,030 --> 00:02:39,350 20% chance of brains. 46 00:03:06,730 --> 00:03:07,810 So here we go! 47 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,830 Here we go! 48 00:03:12,870 --> 00:03:14,250 Yeah, here we go! 49 00:03:15,970 --> 00:03:16,990 You got me! 50 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:18,630 I got you! 51 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:20,290 Here we go! 52 00:03:23,590 --> 00:03:25,310 I just learned something terrible! 53 00:03:25,610 --> 00:03:26,610 Me too! 54 00:03:26,910 --> 00:03:30,190 Really? What did you learn? That you learned something terrible and are gonna 55 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:31,470 talk to me about it! 56 00:03:32,450 --> 00:03:34,150 They're closing the viper pit! 57 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:38,680 If there's a pit... of deadly snakes, they should close it. People could fall 58 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:39,680 in. 59 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:43,140 Geneva, the Viper Pit is a place punk bands perform. 60 00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:46,000 How can you hear them over all the hissing? 61 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,240 There are no snakes. 62 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:50,960 I know, but punk music stinks. 63 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:53,240 So I'm assuming there's a lot of booing and hissing. 64 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,520 Punk music does not stink. 65 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,100 And every legendary band has played the Viper. 66 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:03,300 Violently Ill, Butterstomp, and the Butterstomp cover band. I can't believe 67 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:04,300 it's not Butterstomp. 68 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:08,940 I always dreamed one day I'd perform there too, but the owner of the club is 69 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:11,040 shutting it down and turning it into a retail space. 70 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:12,760 We've got to do something. 71 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,120 Before someone falls into the pit? 72 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:17,560 There is no actual pit! 73 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,540 Yeah, there is. 74 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,420 Hey Jarvis, do you have any mustard? 75 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:27,680 Ew! 76 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:32,080 Now it's raining Bowies. 77 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,580 My scene partner isn't a very generous actor. 78 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:14,120 That's because you need someone to react to. You can't rehearse with an inanimate 79 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,700 object. Trust me. 80 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,740 Never mind that one of us gives a very wooden performance. 81 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,240 It's me. 82 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,980 If you want to be any good, you need to rehearse with a person. When you're not 83 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:32,900 the main character, there's a real chance your lines could be cut from the 84 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,740 final edit. Isn't that right, Mrs. Bubkus? 85 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,420 Good point, Mrs. Bubkus. 86 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,460 But I don't have anyone to help me rehearse. 87 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:43,140 I thought you'd never ask! 88 00:05:44,060 --> 00:05:45,760 I still haven't. 89 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,580 I've been waiting for an opportunity like this. 90 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,040 I've been wearing this for two years straight. 91 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:00,700 Only two? 92 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:02,820 I bought it used. 93 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:10,720 Bowie, I need a Captain Indestructible that's a little less... destructible. 94 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,220 But where will I find one? 95 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:18,780 This weather is crazy! 96 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,300 It's raining men! 97 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:22,060 Hallelujah! 98 00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:26,440 Knox, are you okay? 99 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:29,460 Your parachute didn't open. 100 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,600 Oh, this isn't my parachute. 101 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:32,900 It's my backpack. 102 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:35,550 I use it to carry my parachute. 103 00:06:39,330 --> 00:06:43,290 Protect the Viper! Protect the Viper! Excuse me, sir. 104 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:47,430 Do you know where I can find the Viper Pit, Geneva? 105 00:06:47,690 --> 00:06:49,010 What are you doing here? 106 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:50,630 I'm here to protest. 107 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:55,130 It's our responsibility to speak up against greed and selfishness. 108 00:06:55,470 --> 00:06:56,650 Geneva, that's great! 109 00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:59,590 I'm so glad you're here to protest the Viper Pit closing! 110 00:07:00,010 --> 00:07:01,750 I'm not. I'm here to protest you! 111 00:07:02,650 --> 00:07:04,810 They're turning the Viper Pit into retail space. 112 00:07:05,110 --> 00:07:08,150 And your greed and selfishness are getting in the way of a new shopping 113 00:07:08,150 --> 00:07:09,150 experience. 114 00:07:10,110 --> 00:07:11,890 We don't even know what kind of store it'll be. 115 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:14,570 Or won't be if I have anything to do with it. 116 00:07:15,010 --> 00:07:17,890 Protect the Viper! Protect the Viper! 117 00:07:18,190 --> 00:07:19,290 Reject the Piper! 118 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:20,810 Reject the Piper! 119 00:07:22,450 --> 00:07:25,130 Okay, gotta go. The owner of the building's coming this way. 120 00:07:25,350 --> 00:07:26,710 I think my plan is working. 121 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:30,550 Excuse me, sir? I just need two minutes of your... 122 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,180 It looks like my protest is working. 123 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:40,780 Reject the piper! Reject the piper! 124 00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:44,700 It feels good to make a difference. 125 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:47,540 Okay, Knox. 126 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:52,540 In this scene, Captain Indestructible rescues my character from a burning 127 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:55,240 building. But we don't have a burning building. 128 00:07:55,560 --> 00:08:00,280 Only burning questions, like... where are we gonna get a burning building? 129 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,960 I'm gonna start a small controlled fire to help us get into the scene. 130 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:16,120 After I say my line, you say your line. 131 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:17,419 Got it! 132 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:19,500 Ah! Help! Help! 133 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:21,580 Somebody save me! 134 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:22,900 Your line! 135 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:25,480 No, Knox. 136 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:29,440 When I say my line, you say the line that's written in the script. 137 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:30,840 Got it! 138 00:08:44,330 --> 00:08:47,410 When I say my line, you say... No. 139 00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:50,110 You read that line. 140 00:08:50,450 --> 00:08:51,450 Got it. 141 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:55,830 Ah! Help! Help! Somebody save me! 142 00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:08,330 Okay, let me just explain how this works again. 143 00:09:09,110 --> 00:09:10,110 We're... 144 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,840 Captain Indestructible. 145 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,100 I'm Captain Indestructible? 146 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:27,340 I always knew he had a secret identity. I just never knew it was me. 147 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:34,340 Nox, we're just rehearsing. You're not really Captain Indestructible, I'm not 148 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:38,080 really a scared little boy, and I'm not really trapped in a burning building. 149 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,680 I'm also going to need a costume. 150 00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:04,260 I don't know what happened. 151 00:10:04,460 --> 00:10:07,700 Just one of those freak spontaneous fires, I guess. 152 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:14,080 Thank you guys so much for showing up. 153 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:15,380 You heard about the fire? 154 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:16,640 We had a fire? 155 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:20,060 I thought they came because some boink passed out. 156 00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:40,529 What did I miss? 157 00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:44,630 It seems I'm never around when anything exciting happens. 158 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:48,210 Yeah, great job, Captain Indestructible. 159 00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:51,690 Shh, keep your voice down. 160 00:10:51,990 --> 00:10:54,550 I don't want you to give away my secret identity. 161 00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:58,390 Knox, you're not really Captain Indestructible. 162 00:10:58,610 --> 00:10:59,610 Right? 163 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:04,350 No one knows who Captain Indestructible really is. 164 00:11:04,990 --> 00:11:08,430 I'm mild-mannered Malcolm Knoxford III. 165 00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:10,580 Eccentric billionaire. 166 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:14,120 How can you be both mild-mannered and eccentric? 167 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:15,540 Good point. 168 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,400 No one can be two things. 169 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,800 That creepy landlord thinks he can ignore my protest? 170 00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:28,640 Well, let's see him ignore me now. 171 00:11:42,340 --> 00:11:44,740 Creepy Piper thinks she can ignore my protest? 172 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,080 Well, let's see her ignore me now. 173 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,500 Geneva, get off of me! 174 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:01,700 Not a chance. 175 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:02,800 I can do this forever. 176 00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:05,460 It's not like anyone is expecting me to show for work. 177 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:10,440 Oh, yeah? Well, so can I. If they want to tear this place down, they'll have to 178 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,440 go through me. 179 00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:16,850 You kiss your move. 180 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:20,490 I got demolition crew coming in to gut this place. It's getting completely 181 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,490 remodeled. 182 00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:23,750 Into a store, right? 183 00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:25,030 You know it. 184 00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:27,670 Yay, protest over! 185 00:12:32,830 --> 00:12:36,570 Yeah? Well, how are you gonna gut this place with me chained to the door? 186 00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:39,090 Okay, boys, start with the door. 187 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:05,680 That was a great rehearsal. 188 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:09,340 This walk-on role cost every penny I've made these last three years, but it's 189 00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:11,260 totally gonna be worth it. Thanks, Knox. 190 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:19,000 Sure. I will thank Knox for you if I see him. But I probably won't. For some 191 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,780 reason, he and I are never in the same room together. 192 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:33,300 Hey, Piper. New outfit? It looks... adorable. 193 00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:38,190 Come on, that joke wasn't that bad. 194 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:40,650 It was, but that's not why I'm upset. 195 00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:42,350 The Viper Pit is closing. 196 00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:44,730 Well, it's gonna be hard to close without its door. 197 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:49,190 Every great band in the last 40 years has performed there. 198 00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:53,610 I always dreamed I would someday too, but now I'll never get the chance. 199 00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:55,030 I'm sorry, Piper. 200 00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:01,410 All that jerk landlord cares about is his money. 201 00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:03,350 You think money could save the day? 202 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,400 Did someone say save the day? 203 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:10,240 This sounds like a job for Captain Indestructible. 204 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,060 Nice cape. 205 00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:23,940 Excuse me, are you the owner of the building? How'd you get in here? 206 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,160 The door is missing. 207 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,460 Oh, right. 208 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,520 What do you want? I want to buy this place. 209 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:34,170 I'm willing to offer every penny I've made these last three years. 210 00:14:36,270 --> 00:14:38,410 Wow. This is a lot of money. 211 00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:40,790 For a kid. 212 00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:44,230 But it's not nearly enough to buy this place. 213 00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:46,530 Well, can I get a discount? 214 00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:48,030 This place doesn't have a door. 215 00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:52,990 Sorry, bud. The Viper Pit's on its way to becoming a baby store. 216 00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:56,090 Which is a place that sells baby supplies, not babies. 217 00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:58,010 Don't feel stupid. I made the same mistake. 218 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,180 There's someone really special to me who's always wanted to perform here. 219 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:07,720 How much would it cost to leave the stage up for one more day so she can 220 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:08,720 live out her dream? 221 00:15:08,980 --> 00:15:10,060 Exactly this much. 222 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:12,220 Unless you have more. 223 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:13,420 I don't. 224 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,840 Then... Exactly this much. 225 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,480 What's this big surprise? 226 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:25,640 Where are you taking me? You'll see soon enough. We're almost there. 227 00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:27,600 Big step, dead possum. 228 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,280 Whoa, he wasn't dead. He was just playing possum. 229 00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:36,340 Are you sure this is safe? 230 00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:37,860 Totally safe. 231 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,000 Come on, it's right through here. 232 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,140 Why don't we take off the blindfold and you can see for yourself? 233 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,900 Wow! A curtain! 234 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:16,420 Good surprise. 235 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,000 The Viper Pit? 236 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,620 What are we doing here? 237 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,340 You're about to perform. 238 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,180 For all those people out there. 239 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,760 You're kidding! 240 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,400 I don't kid about stuff like this. 241 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,700 I mostly make hilarious door puns. 242 00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:42,390 And gentlemen, many amazing singers have performed on this stage. 243 00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:46,010 Please welcome someone else who belongs on that list. 244 00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:51,190 The one, the only, Piper Gray! 245 00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:57,470 I can't remember how long we've been strapped in. 246 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,070 Scared to go beyond the rules and walls we're battling. 247 00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:07,630 Can't we just step out of these cages we're trapped in? It's you and I. What 248 00:17:07,630 --> 00:17:11,089 happened? This isn't the Viper Pit. I can tell because it's missing the dark 249 00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:12,369 ambience and smell of vomit. 250 00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:16,670 Well, it's still missing the dark ambience. 251 00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:20,369 It was the Viper Pit. 252 00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:23,410 Now it's the Diaper Pit. 253 00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:34,390 You said you'd keep this place open one more day. 254 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:38,610 No. I said I'd keep the stage up one more day. 255 00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:40,310 And I did. 256 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:45,150 But Piper was supposed to perform at the Viper Pit, not the Diaper Pit. 257 00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:49,630 All our friends are here. They came to see Piper sing, not to buy baby stuff. 258 00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:50,990 Does this come in a small? 259 00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:55,370 This place has the best toys. 260 00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:59,950 Excuse me, where do you keep your big boy diapers? 261 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:05,040 I keep up my life savings and a chance to be in the Captain Indestructible 262 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,860 movie so Piper could live out her dream. 263 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,860 Ah, don't be such a crybaby. 264 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,320 Same goes for you. 265 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:19,920 I'm sorry, Piper. 266 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:22,680 I brought you all the way here just to disappoint you. 267 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,940 The Piper pit's gone for good. 268 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,600 Now you'll never have the one thing you want more than anything. 269 00:18:29,850 --> 00:18:30,850 Yes, I will. 270 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:40,230 I hope I read that situation right. 271 00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:42,550 Uh-huh. 272 00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:47,070 I can't believe you gave up the Captain Indestructible movie. 273 00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:49,770 I know how important that was to you. 274 00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,410 Not more important to me than you are. 275 00:18:53,990 --> 00:18:56,910 Piper... I love you. 276 00:18:57,610 --> 00:18:58,690 I love you, too. 277 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:11,180 First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage. 278 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:15,080 Which are currently 20% off! 279 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,140 Ew, that's disgusting! 280 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:33,780 Polly, you've been trying to get us together for months. 281 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,220 Yeah, but I didn't know there'd be kissing. 282 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,920 This has been my real dream. 283 00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:45,360 I don't care that I didn't get to perform at the Viper Pit. 284 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,720 Yeah, this is way better than getting to be in the Captain Indestructible movie. 285 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,200 You guys will never guess what happened. 286 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,880 Viper and I finally got together. 287 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,780 Oh, so you heard. 288 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,740 You guys will never guess what else happened. 289 00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:04,050 I posted the video of our Captain Indestructible rehearsal online. 290 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:07,770 The studio saw it and said, we need that guy in our movie. 291 00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:11,030 Really? They want me to be in the movie? 292 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,390 See? This is good karma for what you did for me. 293 00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:16,129 Not you. 294 00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,130 Me. 295 00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:19,670 Makes sense. I don't believe in good karma. 296 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:22,750 They want you to be in the movie? Yeah. 297 00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:25,750 They said I'm the perfect guy to play Captain Indestructible. 298 00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:28,330 Probably because I am Captain Indestructible. 299 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,760 Oh, no. 300 00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:33,480 I revealed my true identity. 301 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,060 Now I have to wipe your memories. 302 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,080 Did it work? 303 00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:45,940 Did what work? 304 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,280 Who are you? 305 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,540 Phew. 306 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,400 That was a close one. 307 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,140 Wow. Good for Knox. 308 00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:01,620 I can't believe he's going to be an action star. 309 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,060 It's crazy. 310 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,360 No one ever gets plucked out of obscurity like that. 311 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,340 Piper Gray, I'm going to make you a star. 312 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,680 Excuse me? Who are you? 313 00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:12,940 Let me give you the skinny. 314 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,060 Name's Barry Skorda, music manager. 315 00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:18,660 I was at the diaper pit earlier, not for any weird reasons. I just can't sleep 316 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:19,660 without one of these. 317 00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:26,140 Anyway, 318 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,780 I happen to see you rocking out. 319 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,000 I've got two words for you. I loved it. 320 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:34,180 That's three words. 321 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,239 I keep the I. 322 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,660 That's my 10%. What are you talking about? 323 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,740 I want to sign you, get you a record deal, and make you a superstar! 324 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,520 Oh, my gosh! 325 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,600 Really? Yes, my gosh, really! 326 00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:48,080 This is the best day ever! 327 00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:51,900 I'm getting a record deal, and I get to spend the rest of my life with the guy I 328 00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:53,840 love. Yep, the rest of your life. 329 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:56,320 Once you get back from your two-year world tour. 330 00:21:57,060 --> 00:21:58,060 So, uh... 331 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,660 Let's be honest, you're not gonna remember this guy. 332 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,880 Of course you won't. I wiped her memory. 333 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:16,500 Come on down to the grand opening sale of the Diaper Pit, where we've got 334 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,280 things for babies of all ages. 335 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:19,800 Toys. 336 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,640 Clothes. 337 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,080 And of course, diapers. 338 00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:29,770 I'm P. Everett Knickknack. The P stands for? 24047