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Here we go.
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Ah!
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Sandwich, are you okay?
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Help, help!
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How can I help you? Do you need mustard?
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Somebody save me!
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That's Jarvis!
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Sorry, Sandwich, I'll have to help you
later. My best friend is in trouble!
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Jarvis, are you all right? Do you need
mustard?
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I'm fine.
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I'm rehearsing for a film.
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They're making a Captain Indestructible
movie, and I paid a bundle to get a walk
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-on role.
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Really? Yep.
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The credits will say, Jarvis Reigns as
scared little boy number one.
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It cost a lot, but it's totally worth
it. You've probably noticed that Captain
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Indestructible is my favorite superhero.
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I just thought you were really into
shelves.
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Imagine if they made a movie about
shelves.
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You imagine it.
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I need to get back to this.
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And remember, if you hear anything, I'm
just rehearsing. Got it.
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Help! Help! Help!
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Somebody save me!
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Jarvis, what's wrong?
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Nothing, I just told you. I'm rehearsing
for a movie.
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Oh, right.
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I forgot.
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I thought something was really wrong.
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Like the floor had collapsed and you
were cowering in the corner trying not
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to fall.
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How would that even happen?
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It's an old building. Who knows how long
that sandwich I found in the corner had
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been there.
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Well, I'm just rehearsing my lines.
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So no matter what you hear, just know
that I'm fine and don't come in.
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Got it.
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He's fine.
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Seriously, I need help!
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He's just rehearsing. He doesn't
actually need help.
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Bowie, I'm not rehearsing anymore!
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I actually need your help!
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Oh my gosh!
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There's a character in that movie named
Bowie!
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20% chance of brains.
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So here we go!
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Here we go!
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Yeah, here we go!
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You got me!
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I got you!
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Here we go!
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I just learned something terrible!
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Me too!
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Really? What did you learn? That you
learned something terrible and are gonna
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talk to me about it!
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They're closing the viper pit!
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If there's a pit... of deadly snakes,
they should close it. People could fall
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in.
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Geneva, the Viper Pit is a place punk
bands perform.
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How can you hear them over all the
hissing?
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There are no snakes.
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I know, but punk music stinks.
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So I'm assuming there's a lot of booing
and hissing.
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Punk music does not stink.
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And every legendary band has played the
Viper.
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Violently Ill, Butterstomp, and the
Butterstomp cover band. I can't believe
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it's not Butterstomp.
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I always dreamed one day I'd perform
there too, but the owner of the club is
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shutting it down and turning it into a
retail space.
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We've got to do something.
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Before someone falls into the pit?
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There is no actual pit!
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Yeah, there is.
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Hey Jarvis, do you have any mustard?
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Ew!
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Now it's raining Bowies.
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My scene partner isn't a very generous
actor.
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That's because you need someone to react
to. You can't rehearse with an inanimate
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object. Trust me.
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Never mind that one of us gives a very
wooden performance.
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It's me.
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If you want to be any good, you need to
rehearse with a person. When you're not
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the main character, there's a real
chance your lines could be cut from the
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final edit. Isn't that right, Mrs.
Bubkus?
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Good point, Mrs. Bubkus.
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But I don't have anyone to help me
rehearse.
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I thought you'd never ask!
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I still haven't.
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I've been waiting for an opportunity
like this.
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I've been wearing this for two years
straight.
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Only two?
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I bought it used.
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Bowie, I need a Captain Indestructible
that's a little less... destructible.
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But where will I find one?
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This weather is crazy!
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It's raining men!
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Hallelujah!
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Knox, are you okay?
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Your parachute didn't open.
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Oh, this isn't my parachute.
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It's my backpack.
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I use it to carry my parachute.
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Protect the Viper! Protect the Viper!
Excuse me, sir.
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Do you know where I can find the Viper
Pit, Geneva?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm here to protest.
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It's our responsibility to speak up
against greed and selfishness.
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Geneva, that's great!
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I'm so glad you're here to protest the
Viper Pit closing!
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I'm not. I'm here to protest you!
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They're turning the Viper Pit into
retail space.
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And your greed and selfishness are
getting in the way of a new shopping
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experience.
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We don't even know what kind of store
it'll be.
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Or won't be if I have anything to do
with it.
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Protect the Viper! Protect the Viper!
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Reject the Piper!
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Reject the Piper!
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Okay, gotta go. The owner of the
building's coming this way.
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I think my plan is working.
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Excuse me, sir? I just need two minutes
of your...
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It looks like my protest is working.
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Reject the piper! Reject the piper!
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It feels good to make a difference.
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Okay, Knox.
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In this scene, Captain Indestructible
rescues my character from a burning
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building. But we don't have a burning
building.
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Only burning questions, like... where
are we gonna get a burning building?
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I'm gonna start a small controlled fire
to help us get into the scene.
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After I say my line, you say your line.
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Got it!
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Ah! Help! Help!
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Somebody save me!
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Your line!
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No, Knox.
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When I say my line, you say the line
that's written in the script.
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Got it!
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When I say my line, you say... No.
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You read that line.
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Got it.
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Ah! Help! Help! Somebody save me!
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Okay, let me just explain how this works
again.
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We're...
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Captain Indestructible.
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I'm Captain Indestructible?
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I always knew he had a secret identity.
I just never knew it was me.
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Nox, we're just rehearsing. You're not
really Captain Indestructible, I'm not
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really a scared little boy, and I'm not
really trapped in a burning building.
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I'm also going to need a costume.
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I don't know what happened.
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Just one of those freak spontaneous
fires, I guess.
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Thank you guys so much for showing up.
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You heard about the fire?
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We had a fire?
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I thought they came because some boink
passed out.
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What did I miss?
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It seems I'm never around when anything
exciting happens.
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Yeah, great job, Captain Indestructible.
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Shh, keep your voice down.
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I don't want you to give away my secret
identity.
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Knox, you're not really Captain
Indestructible.
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Right?
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No one knows who Captain Indestructible
really is.
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I'm mild-mannered Malcolm Knoxford III.
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Eccentric billionaire.
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How can you be both mild-mannered and
eccentric?
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Good point.
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No one can be two things.
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That creepy landlord thinks he can
ignore my protest?
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Well, let's see him ignore me now.
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Creepy Piper thinks she can ignore my
protest?
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Well, let's see her ignore me now.
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Geneva, get off of me!
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Not a chance.
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I can do this forever.
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It's not like anyone is expecting me to
show for work.
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Oh, yeah? Well, so can I. If they want
to tear this place down, they'll have to
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go through me.
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You kiss your move.
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I got demolition crew coming in to gut
this place. It's getting completely
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remodeled.
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Into a store, right?
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You know it.
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Yay, protest over!
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Yeah? Well, how are you gonna gut this
place with me chained to the door?
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Okay, boys, start with the door.
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That was a great rehearsal.
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This walk-on role cost every penny I've
made these last three years, but it's
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totally gonna be worth it. Thanks, Knox.
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Sure. I will thank Knox for you if I see
him. But I probably won't. For some
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reason, he and I are never in the same
room together.
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Hey, Piper. New outfit? It looks...
adorable.
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Come on, that joke wasn't that bad.
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It was, but that's not why I'm upset.
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The Viper Pit is closing.
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Well, it's gonna be hard to close
without its door.
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Every great band in the last 40 years
has performed there.
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I always dreamed I would someday too,
but now I'll never get the chance.
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I'm sorry, Piper.
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All that jerk landlord cares about is
his money.
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You think money could save the day?
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Did someone say save the day?
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This sounds like a job for Captain
Indestructible.
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Nice cape.
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Excuse me, are you the owner of the
building? How'd you get in here?
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The door is missing.
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Oh, right.
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What do you want? I want to buy this
place.
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I'm willing to offer every penny I've
made these last three years.
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Wow. This is a lot of money.
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For a kid.
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But it's not nearly enough to buy this
place.
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Well, can I get a discount?
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This place doesn't have a door.
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Sorry, bud. The Viper Pit's on its way
to becoming a baby store.
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Which is a place that sells baby
supplies, not babies.
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Don't feel stupid. I made the same
mistake.
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There's someone really special to me
who's always wanted to perform here.
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How much would it cost to leave the
stage up for one more day so she can
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live out her dream?
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Exactly this much.
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Unless you have more.
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I don't.
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Then... Exactly this much.
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What's this big surprise?
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Where are you taking me? You'll see soon
enough. We're almost there.
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Big step, dead possum.
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Whoa, he wasn't dead. He was just
playing possum.
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Are you sure this is safe?
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Totally safe.
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Come on, it's right through here.
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Why don't we take off the blindfold and
you can see for yourself?
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Wow! A curtain!
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Good surprise.
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The Viper Pit?
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What are we doing here?
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You're about to perform.
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For all those people out there.
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You're kidding!
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I don't kid about stuff like this.
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I mostly make hilarious door puns.
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And gentlemen, many amazing singers have
performed on this stage.
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Please welcome someone else who belongs
on that list.
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The one, the only, Piper Gray!
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I can't remember how long we've been
strapped in.
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Scared to go beyond the rules and walls
we're battling.
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Can't we just step out of these cages
we're trapped in? It's you and I. What
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happened? This isn't the Viper Pit. I
can tell because it's missing the dark
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ambience and smell of vomit.
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Well, it's still missing the dark
ambience.
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It was the Viper Pit.
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Now it's the Diaper Pit.
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You said you'd keep this place open one
more day.
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00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:38,610
No. I said I'd keep the stage up one
more day.
255
00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:40,310
And I did.
256
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:45,150
But Piper was supposed to perform at the
Viper Pit, not the Diaper Pit.
257
00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:49,630
All our friends are here. They came to
see Piper sing, not to buy baby stuff.
258
00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:50,990
Does this come in a small?
259
00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:55,370
This place has the best toys.
260
00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:59,950
Excuse me, where do you keep your big
boy diapers?
261
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:05,040
I keep up my life savings and a chance
to be in the Captain Indestructible
262
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movie so Piper could live out her dream.
263
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,860
Ah, don't be such a crybaby.
264
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Same goes for you.
265
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I'm sorry, Piper.
266
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:22,680
I brought you all the way here just to
disappoint you.
267
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,940
The Piper pit's gone for good.
268
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,600
Now you'll never have the one thing you
want more than anything.
269
00:18:29,850 --> 00:18:30,850
Yes, I will.
270
00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:40,230
I hope I read that situation right.
271
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:42,550
Uh-huh.
272
00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:47,070
I can't believe you gave up the Captain
Indestructible movie.
273
00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:49,770
I know how important that was to you.
274
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Not more important to me than you are.
275
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Piper... I love you.
276
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I love you, too.
277
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First comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes baby in a baby carriage.
278
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:15,080
Which are currently 20% off!
279
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,140
Ew, that's disgusting!
280
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:33,780
Polly, you've been trying to get us
together for months.
281
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,220
Yeah, but I didn't know there'd be
kissing.
282
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,920
This has been my real dream.
283
00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:45,360
I don't care that I didn't get to
perform at the Viper Pit.
284
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,720
Yeah, this is way better than getting to
be in the Captain Indestructible movie.
285
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,200
You guys will never guess what happened.
286
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,880
Viper and I finally got together.
287
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,780
Oh, so you heard.
288
00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,740
You guys will never guess what else
happened.
289
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:04,050
I posted the video of our Captain
Indestructible rehearsal online.
290
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:07,770
The studio saw it and said, we need that
guy in our movie.
291
00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:11,030
Really? They want me to be in the movie?
292
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,390
See? This is good karma for what you did
for me.
293
00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:16,129
Not you.
294
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,130
Me.
295
00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:19,670
Makes sense. I don't believe in good
karma.
296
00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:22,750
They want you to be in the movie? Yeah.
297
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:25,750
They said I'm the perfect guy to play
Captain Indestructible.
298
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:28,330
Probably because I am Captain
Indestructible.
299
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,760
Oh, no.
300
00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:33,480
I revealed my true identity.
301
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,060
Now I have to wipe your memories.
302
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,080
Did it work?
303
00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:45,940
Did what work?
304
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,280
Who are you?
305
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,540
Phew.
306
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,400
That was a close one.
307
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,140
Wow. Good for Knox.
308
00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:01,620
I can't believe he's going to be an
action star.
309
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,060
It's crazy.
310
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,360
No one ever gets plucked out of
obscurity like that.
311
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,340
Piper Gray, I'm going to make you a
star.
312
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,680
Excuse me? Who are you?
313
00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:12,940
Let me give you the skinny.
314
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,060
Name's Barry Skorda, music manager.
315
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:18,660
I was at the diaper pit earlier, not for
any weird reasons. I just can't sleep
316
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:19,660
without one of these.
317
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:26,140
Anyway,
318
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,780
I happen to see you rocking out.
319
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,000
I've got two words for you. I loved it.
320
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:34,180
That's three words.
321
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,239
I keep the I.
322
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,660
That's my 10%. What are you talking
about?
323
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,740
I want to sign you, get you a record
deal, and make you a superstar!
324
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,520
Oh, my gosh!
325
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,600
Really? Yes, my gosh, really!
326
00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:48,080
This is the best day ever!
327
00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:51,900
I'm getting a record deal, and I get to
spend the rest of my life with the guy I
328
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:53,840
love. Yep, the rest of your life.
329
00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:56,320
Once you get back from your two-year
world tour.
330
00:21:57,060 --> 00:21:58,060
So, uh...
331
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,660
Let's be honest, you're not gonna
remember this guy.
332
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,880
Of course you won't. I wiped her memory.
333
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:16,500
Come on down to the grand opening sale
of the Diaper Pit, where we've got
334
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,280
things for babies of all ages.
335
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:19,800
Toys.
336
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,640
Clothes.
337
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,080
And of course, diapers.
338
00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:29,770
I'm P. Everett Knickknack. The P stands
for?
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