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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:02,960 Here we go. 2 00:00:05,860 --> 00:00:07,440 Sorry I'm so late, guys. 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:08,879 No kidding. 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:10,960 I've been here since nine. 5 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:13,900 Nine? You're on time today? 6 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,020 No, I was just really late for yesterday. 7 00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:20,040 By the way, I need to leave early tomorrow. 8 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,520 Really early tomorrow. 9 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:23,640 Now. 10 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:26,920 Just be careful out there. 11 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:30,620 That's why I was so late. I almost got hit by a car. 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,780 Really? I once ate an entire jar of unpopped popcorn kernels. 13 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,940 What does that have to do with being hit by a car? 14 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,240 Nothing. I was just feeling left out of the conversation. 15 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:43,180 Here's the strange part. 16 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,560 When I went to yell at the driver, the car was empty. 17 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:49,100 As empty as this jar of unpopped popcorn kernels? 18 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,340 It must have been one of those self-driving cars. 19 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:54,660 I read that they've been testing them in the area. 20 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:59,540 You know, maybe we could use self-driving technology to create a cool 21 00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:03,670 toy. Way ahead of you. I present the self-solving puzzle. 22 00:01:14,970 --> 00:01:16,430 So much fun! 23 00:01:18,390 --> 00:01:19,830 How is that fun? 24 00:01:20,110 --> 00:01:21,330 I hate jigsaw puzzles. 25 00:01:22,130 --> 00:01:24,490 I was thinking more an idea that isn't stupid. 26 00:01:24,730 --> 00:01:25,910 Sorry, can't help you there. 27 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,980 What if instead of a self-driving car, we created a self-driving skateboard? 28 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,900 Even if you've never skateboarded before, you can stand on it and 29 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:36,240 instantly do all kinds of tricks. 30 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,040 Oh, that sounds awesome. 31 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,620 I'm gonna go work on it right now. 32 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,460 Well, as soon as I turn on the air conditioning. 33 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:45,020 Is it hot in here or is it just me? 34 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:53,000 No, it's hot in here. 35 00:01:57,540 --> 00:02:04,340 Buckle up and hold on tight You and me on a wild ride We're gonna 36 00:02:04,340 --> 00:02:10,759 own it and change the game Together we'll make it all the way Through all 37 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:16,900 the ups and all the downs We'll always find a way around So here we go 38 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:21,360 Here we go Yeah, 39 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:23,520 here we go 40 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:37,520 You know, this popcorn you made isn't bad. 41 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,220 Do you want butter on it? 42 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:41,660 Where does the butter come out of? 43 00:02:42,140 --> 00:02:43,380 You don't want butter. 44 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,680 Jarvis, I didn't know you could skateboard. 45 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,580 Wow, you learn something new every month. 46 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:01,980 I can't. This is the world's first self-driving skateboard. 47 00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:03,780 The Ollimatic. 48 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:08,380 With this, even a beginner can do all these kickflips, switchfoot pokos, and a 49 00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:10,180 bunch of other things with names that mean nothing to me. 50 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,580 That's so cool. 51 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,660 But it squeaks a little. 52 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,560 Do you want some butter to grease those wheels? 53 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:19,300 Say no. 54 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:22,960 No. 55 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,720 And Eric Thunder's gonna help us promote its launch. 56 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 You're kidding! 57 00:03:28,330 --> 00:03:29,330 Who's Eric Thunder? 58 00:03:29,590 --> 00:03:31,390 The founder of Epic Thunder? 59 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,990 And the greatest skateboarder to ever live! 60 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:37,130 All the other better skateboarders died skateboarding. 61 00:03:37,890 --> 00:03:40,370 But Eric Thunder is coming here? When? 62 00:03:40,670 --> 00:03:42,230 Three seconds after Eric Lightning? 63 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:46,670 This afternoon, we're gonna hold a skate-off. 64 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:49,290 Eric Thunder versus the Olimatic. 65 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:52,830 Are you going to get to skateboard against my hero? 66 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:56,920 Actually, Nox, you'll get to meet him, but... I want the world to see that the 67 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:00,860 Olimatic can be used by even the most uncoordinated, inept, bumbling doofus. 68 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,420 I'll do it! 69 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:09,900 Welcome to Knick Knack Chit Chat, the new podcast about what's happening here 70 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:12,700 at Knick Knack Toys. I'm your host, Piper Gray. 71 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,800 And I'm your other host, Geneva White. 72 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,519 Geneva, your last name is Hayes. 73 00:04:19,339 --> 00:04:23,260 Oh, when you said gray, I thought we were telling people the color of our 74 00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:24,260 teeth. 75 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:29,780 Anyway, today we're excited to tell you about our amazing new skateboard, the 76 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:33,480 Ollimatic, which gives the user a smooth, autonomous ride using laser 77 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:37,240 proximity sensors, gyroscopic stabilizers, and just a touch of butter. 78 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:42,620 And more importantly, the color matches my nails, see? 79 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:48,180 Geneva, this is a microphone. 80 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:52,740 Piper, you're in my shot. 81 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,160 Geneva, people can't see you over the microphone. 82 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,620 Because you're in my shot. 83 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,700 Is he here? Is he here? 84 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:07,920 Yes, I'm here. 85 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,520 Stop making everything about you! 86 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:15,960 Eric Fender should be walking through these doors any minute. That is not 87 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:16,960 how... 88 00:05:27,530 --> 00:05:28,650 How does Eric Thunder enter a room? 89 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:34,210 Welcome to Knickknack Toys, Eric. I'm Jarvis. We spoke on the phone. 90 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:35,830 It's a pleasure to meet you in person. 91 00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:37,050 I imagine it is. 92 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,450 Seriously, I often imagine what it would be like to meet myself. 93 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:42,550 And I imagine it would be a pleasure. 94 00:05:44,090 --> 00:05:45,770 It's really cool to see you skateboard. 95 00:05:46,090 --> 00:05:47,570 That I don't have to imagine. 96 00:05:47,790 --> 00:05:49,170 My skateboard has a mirror. 97 00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:55,770 But when you look down while skating, don't you just see up your own butt? 98 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,190 Yes. 99 00:05:59,739 --> 00:06:00,940 Eric? Mr. 100 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:02,280 Thunder? 101 00:06:02,540 --> 00:06:03,940 Would you sign my shirt? 102 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,400 Sure. 103 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,380 I am never washing this shirt. 104 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,060 I'm also never washing these pants. 105 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:17,020 I hate doing laundry. 106 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:23,400 So, who am I skating against in this, let's just call it, competition? 107 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,840 That would be me, Bowie. 108 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:34,890 I'm skating against him? 109 00:06:35,290 --> 00:06:41,330 Isn't he kind of, uh... Klutz, doofus, fillard, oaf, goofball, quad, yutz, 110 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:47,350 clown, buffoon, blockhead, tool, donkey, dunce, dummy, numskull, nincompoop, 111 00:06:47,350 --> 00:06:52,150 twit, halfwit, nitwit, dope, birdbrain, well-meaning but somewhat incompetent 112 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:53,150 young lad? 113 00:06:53,190 --> 00:06:54,190 Yeah! 114 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:01,190 He's all of those things and more, but... 115 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,220 He'll be using the Ollie-matic. 116 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,400 the second half of my true reaction. 117 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:34,820 Bow wow. 118 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:37,860 Because that lame trick was a real dog. 119 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,300 Yeah, that was just a basic demonstration. 120 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,320 Obviously he'll do way cooler moves during the skate-off. 121 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:50,600 So the Olimatic can make someone like him a... Champion? Winner? Victor? Top 122 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,600 dog? Record breaker? 123 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:52,740 Cracker Jack? 124 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:02,350 Piper and Geneva have been using their podcast to promote the skate-off. A ton 125 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:05,930 of kids signed up to watch online as Bowie Sherman takes on Eric Thunder. 126 00:08:06,510 --> 00:08:11,670 Actually, I decided I also needed a cool weather-related skateboarding name. From 127 00:08:11,670 --> 00:08:14,250 now on, call me Bowie Mild Drizzle. 128 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:19,070 Well, Eric Thunder should be skateboarding down that track any 129 00:08:19,070 --> 00:08:20,070 minute. 130 00:08:27,820 --> 00:08:28,820 Since the accident. 131 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:30,840 Oh, no! 132 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,940 There's a new Epic Thunder outfit I don't have! 133 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,360 What happened? Did you have an accident on your skateboard? 134 00:08:38,659 --> 00:08:39,659 Of course not. 135 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:41,280 I'm too awesome for that. 136 00:08:41,659 --> 00:08:43,000 I was hit by a car. 137 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:47,660 And it was one of those self-driving cars, so there's no one to ask if it 138 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:48,660 really happened. 139 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:52,100 I hate to say this, but... 140 00:08:52,350 --> 00:08:55,390 I won't be able to compete in the skate-off, which I totally would have 141 00:08:55,390 --> 00:08:59,230 won, maintaining my status as the world's greatest skateboarder. 142 00:08:59,650 --> 00:09:03,890 Yeah, it's a real bummer. But I can stick around and sell epic thunder t 143 00:09:03,890 --> 00:09:05,210 -shirts, skateboards and helmets. 144 00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:08,410 I can stick around and sell mild drizzle rain bonnets. 145 00:09:13,790 --> 00:09:16,230 But you're gonna disappoint all your fans. 146 00:09:17,510 --> 00:09:18,710 And Bowie's fan. 147 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:25,840 Actually, my mom can't make it. She said she has to do laundry. 148 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,400 Knox's laundry. 149 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:39,380 We got a great response to our first knick-knack chit-chat podcast, so I 150 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:42,180 thought we could start this episode by checking out some of the fan mail you 151 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:44,140 sent. Someone mailed us a fan? 152 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:47,340 Well, point it away from me. I don't want it messing up my hair. 153 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,820 No one can see you. 154 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,240 Besides, that's not what fan mail is. 155 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:54,180 Now, let me open the first one. 156 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,480 Good thinking, pointing it at yourself. 157 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,640 Your hair already looked bad. 158 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:05,220 Moving on. 159 00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:06,820 Here's one. 160 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,340 Love the new show, especially Piper. 161 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,460 She's so smart and entertaining. 162 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:16,080 How can I meet Piper? I want her to be my new best friend. 163 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,020 Piper, you're amazing. 164 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,460 Do you have a fan club? 165 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:21,960 I have a fan club. 166 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:27,030 I use it to smash fans so they don't mess up my hair. 167 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,510 I got hundreds of emails from our listeners. 168 00:10:40,830 --> 00:10:42,030 They love me! 169 00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:43,970 That doesn't make any sense. 170 00:10:44,290 --> 00:10:45,290 Like math. 171 00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:47,710 Aren't there any emails about me? 172 00:10:48,350 --> 00:10:49,350 Let's see. 173 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,240 Oh, here's one. Geneva. 174 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:57,920 Yay! 175 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,460 Love the show, lose Geneva. 176 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:05,660 I don't understand how you people could write those glowing emails about Piper. 177 00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:08,540 And not just because I have no idea how email works. 178 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:11,260 I guess they just like me better. 179 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,560 That's because they can't see me. 180 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:17,040 But that's no reason to like Piper. I mean, look at her. 181 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,140 They can't see anything. 182 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:21,880 Her clothes, her hair. 183 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:27,800 I can't see anything. 184 00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:31,960 Eric Thunder lines up the shot. 185 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:35,720 He putts. 186 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,440 It's a hole in one! 187 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:40,920 Whoo! 188 00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:49,080 You're playing golf? 189 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,000 What? No, I'm not. This is my cane. 190 00:11:56,270 --> 00:11:59,310 You're not injured, which can only mean one thing. 191 00:11:59,950 --> 00:12:02,650 You have the ability to heal super quickly. 192 00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:04,530 Let me see how it works. 193 00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:06,270 Oh! Ow! 194 00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:07,750 My nose. 195 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:11,510 Huh. Maybe you don't heal that quickly. 196 00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:14,810 Which can only mean one thing. 197 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:17,830 You've been faking your injuries. 198 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:19,670 Not all of them. 199 00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:25,670 The truth is, after I saw the Olimatic in action, I panicked. 200 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,780 I'm the greatest skateboarder in the world. I couldn't risk losing to a toy. 201 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,020 I hope you understand that's why I faked my injury. 202 00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:40,340 Is this you not understanding why I faked my injury or still not 203 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:42,420 understanding that I don't heal super quickly? 204 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:49,980 Welcome to another episode of Knick Knack Chit Chat, whereas P. Everett 205 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:52,440 Knick Knack would say the P stands for Piper. 206 00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:57,030 I'm your host, star, and fan favorite, Piper Gray. 207 00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:58,890 Also here, my sidekick, Geneva. 208 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:02,890 Geneva, what are you doing? 209 00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:07,990 Making sure people will be able to see us from now on by setting up a video 210 00:13:07,990 --> 00:13:12,610 microphone. Or, as it's called in the biz, of a microphone. 211 00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:17,870 I think you mean a video camera. 212 00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:22,130 Well, I think you mean... You really, really mean... 213 00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:27,480 People only liked you better because they think your voice is prettier. 214 00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:28,820 It's not fair! 215 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:33,340 You've been training your voice with all that singing you do, but my voice isn't 216 00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:35,360 trained at all because I never answer the phone. 217 00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:40,820 It's not that my voice is prettier, it's that people like what I have to say. 218 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:44,240 Then there's no reason not to use the v-microphone. 219 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:50,940 Welcome to Knick Knack Chit Chat, where you can now see what the P really stands 220 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:51,940 for. 221 00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:54,610 Pudgin' Eva. 222 00:13:58,330 --> 00:14:02,250 Welcome to Knick Knack Toys for the launch of the Ollimatic, the world's 223 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,590 first self-driving skateboard. 224 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:08,170 Now, I know you're all hoping to see Eric Thunder skate, but unfortunately he 225 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:09,530 was injured and won't be able to compete. 226 00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:16,110 But I'm still here selling some awesome merchandise, including the new, totally 227 00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:18,910 rad, Epic Thunder Rain Bonnet! 228 00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:21,890 You've got to be kidding me! 229 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:28,140 And we'll still have an incredible demonstration of the Olliematic from 230 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:30,000 none other than Bowie Sherman. 231 00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:32,060 Sorry. 232 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,160 Bowie mild drizzle. 233 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:40,200 And here to tell us what kind of tricks we'll be seeing is Knick Knack's 234 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,780 resident skateboarding expert, Knox. 235 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:50,160 Knox, why aren't you wearing any clothes? 236 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,340 Because I refuse to wear Epic Thunder anymore. 237 00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:55,410 And that's all I own. 238 00:14:56,810 --> 00:14:58,290 You're not gonna wear my stuff? 239 00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:03,550 Not even the sick rain bonnet? Which, if you wear in the rain, will actually 240 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:05,070 prevent you from getting sick. 241 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,130 Come on, I'm your hero. 242 00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:09,610 Not anymore. 243 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,550 I have a new hero now. 244 00:15:12,810 --> 00:15:13,810 Bowie. 245 00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:15,710 Bowie? Bowie? 246 00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:17,550 Bowie? 247 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:19,030 Bowie? 248 00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:27,690 Why is Bowie your hero? 249 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,830 Because he's here and not afraid to fail. 250 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:35,730 Even though he fails all the time. At everything. 251 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:42,810 He tells awful jokes, he designs the worst toys, and no one buys his rain 252 00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:43,810 bonnets. 253 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:48,330 But none of that compares to how badly he fails with girls. 254 00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:55,170 That doesn't stop him from trying and failing over and over again. 255 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,480 That's why he's my hero. 256 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:58,940 You hear that, ladies? 257 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,280 Who wants to date a hero? 258 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:06,160 Hey, if you're gonna throw up in those, you have to pay for them first. 259 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:11,000 Welcome to another episode of Knick Knack Chit Chat. 260 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,340 Now with video. 261 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:17,280 Which means instead of just listening, you can now see my gorgeous outfit. 262 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:20,140 And smell my delightful perfume. 263 00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:26,070 some of our latest fan mail. 264 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:28,310 Love the show. 265 00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:29,350 Especially Geneva. 266 00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,290 She's so pretty and entertaining. 267 00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:34,030 How can I meet Geneva? 268 00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:35,950 I want her to be my new best friend. 269 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:38,210 Geneva, you're amazing. 270 00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:40,750 I hear you have a fan club. Can I borrow it? 271 00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:43,190 These emails are all for you! 272 00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:44,550 Yay! Read some more! 273 00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:46,330 You read them! 274 00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:47,890 I can only read pictures. 275 00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:50,010 And even those I have to sound out. 276 00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:54,070 Now that people are looking at you, they don't care what I have to say. 277 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:57,810 I think we should go back to just being audio and get rid of the camera. I think 278 00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,550 we should become just video and get rid of the microphone. 279 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,670 Well, no one wants to listen to me. 280 00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:06,150 And no one wants to look at you. 281 00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:09,369 That club won't work on me. 282 00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:11,190 I'm not a fan. 283 00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:15,829 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 284 00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:23,410 Is it... Sorry, that fan's making a 285 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,410 lot of noise. 286 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,660 Welcome back to Nick Nat Chit Chat. 287 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:36,160 In case you were wondering how the Ollimatic's laser proximity sensors 288 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,220 work, it's simple. 289 00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:42,620 It calculates location and distance by firing 150,000 light pulses at 0.3 290 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:43,640 meters per nanosecond. 291 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:46,079 It's working! 292 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,080 People love us! 293 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,640 We have 10,000 subscribers! 294 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,640 We're ahead! We did it, Geneva! 295 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,460 You can stop lip syncing everything I say now. 296 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,540 Geneva? Geneva! 297 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,340 Stop it! The segment is over! 298 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,280 Why did I think I could do a podcast with Geneva? 299 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,960 Why did I think I could do anything with Geneva? 300 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,320 Anyway, 301 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:12,040 time to see the Olimatic go head to head against... no one. 302 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,760 No one except Eric Thunder! 303 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,280 Wow, you heal quickly! 304 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,240 No, these casts aren't real. 305 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,400 Well... Except this one. 306 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:33,040 Wait. You faked your injury? 307 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,960 Why? Because I was afraid of losing. 308 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:42,020 But what Knox said made me realize that it doesn't matter if you win or lose as 309 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,020 long as you try. 310 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:46,480 Because if you don't try, you lose for sure. 311 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,900 Even when I try, I lose for sure. 312 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:56,060 All right, the rules are pretty simple. And yet I still forgot them. 313 00:18:57,659 --> 00:19:01,260 Bowie will be riding an Olimatic, and Eric will be riding a standard 314 00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:03,820 skateboard. It's not standard. It's epic! 315 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,060 Thunder. 316 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,360 Epic thunder. 317 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,280 The two of you can use any part of the building. You have to match each other 318 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,179 trick for trick. 319 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:13,660 First person to stumble loses. 320 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,040 That doesn't count. We haven't started yet. 321 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,560 Let's do this! 322 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,460 I'm gonna kick it up. 323 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,840 Everybody's gonna know my name. 324 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:42,480 Ain't no stopping, I'm on top of my game. And I'm not coming down. 325 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,960 I'm gonna kick it up. 326 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,220 I've been working just to win this fight. 327 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:55,900 And I'm gonna take the prize this time. Cause I'm on fire now. 328 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:09,340 I guess there's nothing that the Olimatic can do that Eric Thunder can't. 329 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,440 Oh, yeah? 330 00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:19,900 Now it's your turn! 331 00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:40,470 like Bowie and the Olimatic Wind! 332 00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:48,570 Help me need a hospital. 333 00:20:49,910 --> 00:20:50,910 Nice try. 334 00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:52,530 We know you're faking again. 335 00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:55,710 Hoping you would somehow make Bowie's win not count. 336 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:57,330 I'm not faking. 337 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,670 I fell off a seven-story building. 338 00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:01,330 Look at me! 339 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,910 I can't look at you. 340 00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:05,810 You disgust me. 341 00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:11,230 Wait! Hospital! 342 00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:13,990 Epic Hospital! 343 00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:23,470 Okay, 344 00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:31,810 I might actually make it. 345 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,780 neck toys but i've always wished there was a knick-knack fan club well now 346 00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:59,160 there is this fan smash stick new toy works on all kinds of fans desk fans 347 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:04,760 box fans ceiling fans 348 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:11,760 even hand fans i'm p everett 349 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,000 knickknack the p stands for the fan club 350 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:25,760 I'm gonna kick it up I've been working just to win this fight And 351 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:32,720 I'm gonna take the prize this time Cause I'm on fire now I'm gonna kick 352 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:39,700 it up Kick it up Kick it 353 00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:44,880 up Kick it up now Kick it up 25723