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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,930 --> 00:00:02,929 Here we go. 2 00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:07,090 Really? I'm the 107th caller? 3 00:00:07,430 --> 00:00:09,670 I went from proceeds to arcade fire? 4 00:00:10,190 --> 00:00:16,170 Yes, my name is... What are you doing? 5 00:00:16,530 --> 00:00:17,550 Getting rid of all the phones. 6 00:00:20,370 --> 00:00:21,610 Don't forget this one. 7 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:28,150 Why are you getting rid of all the phones? 8 00:00:28,450 --> 00:00:30,130 Because Tina Torelli is coming. 9 00:00:30,460 --> 00:00:32,380 She's a huge star with a lot of demands. 10 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:36,280 I've never heard of her. She's my favorite Broadway star. And the voice 11 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,880 and likeness of Princess Frostbite in Friesen. 12 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:44,140 Oh, that animated movie? 13 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,300 I was gonna go see it till I read the reviews. 14 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,520 They called it inspirational and uplifting. 15 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:53,920 So I went to see Skull Soup 2. Who wants seconds instead? 16 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:56,780 Well, you are missing out. 17 00:00:57,300 --> 00:01:01,400 Freezin' is the timeless love story of a princess who falls in love with her 18 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:05,379 snowman and freezes the kingdom in eternal winter so he'll never melt and 19 00:01:05,379 --> 00:01:06,780 they can be together forever! 20 00:01:08,380 --> 00:01:12,100 Well, Skull Soup 2 is the timeless story of soup made out of a human head. 21 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:16,600 Tina's coming because we're doing a whole lot of Freezin' toys. 22 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:19,360 And her people sent us a big list of her demands. 23 00:01:20,420 --> 00:01:22,300 She hates the sound of ringing phones. 24 00:01:23,180 --> 00:01:25,140 The air needs to smell like perfume. 25 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:30,860 And she needs a new pair of designer shoes to change into after every ten 26 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:31,860 steps. 27 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:33,700 Eight, nine, ten. 28 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:46,560 One, two... You know what? I like these shoes. I'm keeping them. 29 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,880 I can't believe these demands. 30 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,760 Install light up vanity mirrors in every bathroom. 31 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,260 Fill water coolers with pomegranate-infused agave nectar? 32 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,040 Make sure Bowie doesn't touch me? 33 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:02,660 How does she know who I am? 34 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,500 Oh, those are my demands. 35 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:06,980 Here's Tina's list. 36 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,480 Hello, I'm here. 37 00:02:16,980 --> 00:02:19,960 You're here? You're here? I need to take a picture. Where's my phone? 38 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:32,610 Buckle up and hold on tight. 39 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:35,710 You and me on a wild ride. 40 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:39,110 We're gonna own it and change the game. 41 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:42,650 Together we'll make it all the way. 42 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,890 Through all the ups and all the downs. 43 00:02:45,870 --> 00:02:47,850 We'll always find a way around. 44 00:02:48,170 --> 00:02:49,530 So here we go. 45 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,800 working so closely together, we're actually a couple. 46 00:03:11,460 --> 00:03:14,420 Yes! Piper finally got together with Jarvis! 47 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,520 That's not Jarvis. 48 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:26,200 Jarvis has way hairier legs. 49 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,020 And two of them. And isn't a lamp. 50 00:03:41,070 --> 00:03:42,190 You're dating a lamp? 51 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,270 I wouldn't say we're dating. 52 00:03:44,670 --> 00:03:46,730 But why do people feel the need to label everything? 53 00:03:47,030 --> 00:03:50,990 Like, they're dating or caution fire hazard, do not place lamp near drapes. 54 00:03:53,290 --> 00:03:58,170 Fine, I won't use labels like weird, crazy, bonkers, loopy, off your rocker 55 00:03:58,170 --> 00:04:04,590 or... I've given up on human relationships. 56 00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:08,830 Jarvis isn't interested in me and I've tried going out with other guys, but 57 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:09,990 they've all been disasters. 58 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,900 Clicky and I just click. 59 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,579 He's bright and he really lights up a room. 60 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:26,360 But Jarvis is interested in you. Just go up to him and say, I love you. I 61 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,600 guarantee he'll say it back. 62 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:32,260 Nice try, Bowie. There's no way I'm gonna say that to Jarvis unless he says 63 00:04:32,260 --> 00:04:36,520 it first, which he won't because you're making it up. Besides, I'm already in a 64 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,160 relationship and things between us are pretty hot. 65 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:40,950 I can see that. 66 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:46,130 I can't believe you're here. 67 00:04:46,410 --> 00:04:51,150 Freezin' is my all-time favorite movie. I've seen it 137 times. I even once 68 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:53,830 bought an airline ticket just because they were showing it on the plane. 69 00:04:55,290 --> 00:04:57,810 I'm flattered and a little creeped out. 70 00:04:59,130 --> 00:05:01,370 Well, you're about to be more of both. 71 00:05:02,430 --> 00:05:07,050 I wrote a Broadway musical based on Freezin' complete with 17 new original 72 00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:08,050 songs. 73 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:12,880 Tina, are you ready to... File a restraining order? Yes. 74 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:16,800 Work on our exciting line of freezing toys. 75 00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:18,060 Like the microphony. 76 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:22,260 It makes anyone who uses it sound just like you. 77 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,640 Let it melt! 78 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:26,460 Let it melt! 79 00:05:27,420 --> 00:05:30,220 Wow, it works! I sound just like me! 80 00:05:32,180 --> 00:05:34,640 Actually, we haven't programmed it with your voice yet. 81 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,160 Let it... 82 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:42,320 I think you have. 83 00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:48,020 In order for the microphony to mimic your voice, we have to record you saying 84 00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:51,060 a phrase that contains every letter sound in the English language. 85 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,020 The five boxing wizards jump quickly. 86 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,420 That's all I have to say? 87 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:59,400 Great, I can be out of here in time to get my legs waxed. 88 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,120 Whoa. 89 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:03,960 My voice, her words. 90 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,760 I don't wax my legs. 91 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,100 See? 92 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,440 Hairy. 93 00:06:11,179 --> 00:06:13,000 Phew, that was nearly embarrassing. 94 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:21,200 What are you doing? 95 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:25,460 Trying to get Piper to notice me. I don't want to throw shade at her new 96 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:27,380 boyfriend, but he's kind of a burnout. 97 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:32,860 The lamp? That's not serious. That relationship is on again, off again. 98 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:39,980 Piper wants you. Just go up to her and say, I love you. I guarantee she'll say 99 00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:40,980 it back. 100 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:45,040 Nice try, Bowie. There's no way I'm saying that unless Piper says it first, 101 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,760 which she won't, because you're just pulling my chain. 102 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:50,680 No, I'm not. 103 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:57,060 Okay, I am, but not about this Piper thing. 104 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:03,740 What am I gonna do? 105 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:06,860 Neither one of them is gonna say I love you unless they hear it from the other 106 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:07,860 one first. 107 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,020 Aster, I would love to star in your magnificent play. 108 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,100 See? That's what it would sound like if you said that. 109 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:20,020 Aster, you sound like a woman. 110 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,100 Usually you sound like a little girl. 111 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:25,300 I'm using the microphony. 112 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:29,420 It's programmed with Tina's voice, so anyone can sound like her. 113 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:42,080 Wait, can this thing mimic anyone's voice? 114 00:07:42,580 --> 00:07:43,580 Like Jarvis's? 115 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:44,860 Or Piper's? 116 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:47,980 Sure, if you program it by having him read this phrase. 117 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,480 Really? All I have to do is get Piper to say, the five boxing wizards jump 118 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:55,480 quickly? 119 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:57,740 Yep, that's all you have to do. 120 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:00,920 Well, there's an easy way to get her to say it. 121 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:03,100 Ask her to read it off that index card? 122 00:08:03,740 --> 00:08:04,740 Exactly. 123 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,900 Well, not exactly. 124 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:13,000 You want me to announce a boxing match between you and five wizards? 125 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:14,580 Exactly. 126 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:25,680 In this corner, wearing... less than I'd hoped, with a record of zero 127 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:31,180 wins in the ring and in life, Bowie, that's not a six pack, it's his fine 128 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:32,180 Sherman! 129 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:37,600 And in this corner, wearing... 130 00:08:39,370 --> 00:08:42,190 and stars, five wizards. 131 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:49,270 Ladies and gentlemen, let's get this over with. 132 00:08:58,650 --> 00:08:59,850 Announce what's happening. 133 00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:05,170 OK. Bowie sizes up the wizards. The wizards circle Bowie and pipe. 134 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,310 I mean, announce what kind of five wizards these are. 135 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:17,190 Well, that one's a sorcerer, that one's a mage, and I think the little one's a 136 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:20,570 necromancer? I mean in a more general sense. 137 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:23,230 They're five boxing wizards? 138 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:24,530 Perfect, keep going. 139 00:09:26,410 --> 00:09:27,710 I didn't mean you. 140 00:09:29,530 --> 00:09:30,990 Less jabbing, more jumping. 141 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:35,550 Okay, Piper, say it. What are the five boxing wizards doing? 142 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,700 Drew, but what else are they doing? Jumping quickly? 143 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,940 Good, now put it all together into one sentence! 144 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:49,820 Got it! The five boxing wizards jump... And that's the end of round one! 145 00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:53,420 Would you please reconsider? 146 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,180 I just know if you read my play, you'll want to do it. 147 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,040 So, what do you say? 148 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:03,040 Shall I take your silence as a yes? 149 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:08,380 Shall I take this silence as a yes to the last question about taking your 150 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:09,380 silence as a yes? 151 00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:13,170 It's not that she doesn't want to talk to you. 152 00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:15,070 Actually, it probably is that. 153 00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:18,110 Either way, she can't talk to you. 154 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:22,050 She has to stay perfectly still while we do a 3D scan of her face for the 155 00:10:22,050 --> 00:10:23,210 Princess Frostbite doll. 156 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:29,810 So, no matter what anyone does or says, Tina can't move? 157 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:31,990 How long will she be like this? 158 00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:33,129 Nine hours. 159 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:34,130 Nine hours? 160 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:36,650 That's the exact length of my play! 161 00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:47,470 You're telling me. 162 00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:52,050 Hey, no invisibility spells. 163 00:10:54,810 --> 00:10:57,930 Down goes Bowie! Down goes Bowie! 164 00:10:58,330 --> 00:11:02,010 And to celebrate, the five boxing wizards jump quickly. 165 00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:06,870 Yes! We can stop the fight! 166 00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:10,850 You finally said the five boxing wizards jump quickly. 167 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:33,090 Creation is so beautiful. So perfect. 168 00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:35,330 It just needs one thing 169 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000 What do you say, Switchy? 170 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,860 How about we go out to dinner sometime? 171 00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:46,580 Grab a light meal? 172 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,060 Hello? Oh, hey, Jarvis. It is Piper. 173 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,460 Hey, what's going on? 174 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:59,140 Oh, you know, just being a girl, doing the things that girls do. 175 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,920 Oh, like avoiding Bowie. 176 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:04,080 Why would I avoid Bowie? 177 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,640 Because you think he's annoying. 178 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,160 You always say it. 179 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,340 Then I half-heartedly defend him, ultimately conceding that you're right. 180 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:11,920 He is annoying. 181 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:14,480 I'm not calling about Bowie! 182 00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:21,220 The reason I'm calling is because... Jarvis, I love you. 183 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:23,420 Really? 184 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,060 I love you too! 185 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:27,860 No! You need to tell me in person! 186 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,520 What? Why? 187 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:33,200 Because... that's the type of thing you tell someone in person. 188 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:34,420 Come do it now. 189 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,960 I think I'm at my office. 190 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:40,000 So you can tell me over the phone, but I tell you in person? 191 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,540 I've been trying to figure out how to tell you I love you for months, and when 192 00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:49,720 I do, the first thing you do is get mad at me? 193 00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:52,060 Just stop. 194 00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:53,540 We're not fighting now. 195 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:54,759 We're not? 196 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,020 Sure feels like we are. 197 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,480 Goodbye, Piper. 198 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:04,980 Hi, Jarvis. Hi! 199 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,940 There. I said hi in person. 200 00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:11,240 I hope you're happy. 201 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,500 Who knows? 202 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,320 Men can be so irrational. 203 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,700 Sometimes they get angry and you have no idea why. 204 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,020 The best thing to do is to just apologize. 205 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:30,640 But I didn't do anything wrong. 206 00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:31,980 I know that. 207 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,160 You know that. 208 00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:35,540 But men, am I right? 209 00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:39,340 I'm not saying sorry unless he says it first. 210 00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,420 You have to hear it from him first? 211 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:43,400 In his voice? 212 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,700 And the nearly half-dozen sorcerers bounce rapidly. 213 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,220 Come on! 214 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,200 There you are, my love! 215 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,880 Springtime! 216 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,510 It will be winter forever! 217 00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:37,870 Hopefully no one will mind. 218 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:47,110 I am a burly Norwegian beach ball salesman. 219 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:51,390 This eternal winter is really putting a damper on sales. 220 00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:53,890 Excuse me, miss. 221 00:15:54,390 --> 00:15:56,350 Do you want to buy a beach ball? 222 00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:59,030 I'll throw in the air for free. 223 00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:04,530 I never see the sun these days. How I need some grace. 224 00:16:04,770 --> 00:16:07,090 I'm going to get scurvy. 225 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:12,010 We used to get sweet tan, and now we're pale. 226 00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:15,790 I wish she would melt the ice. 227 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,350 Do you want to buy a beach ball? 228 00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:23,050 I'll deliver it by sled. 229 00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:29,250 I don't want to buy a beach ball. 230 00:16:40,549 --> 00:16:42,950 I really don't understand why you're mad at me. 231 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,510 Maybe I'm just dim. 232 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,090 No offense. 233 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:50,090 I can't deal with this right now. I'm still busy being mad at Jarvis. 234 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,670 Hello? Hey Piper, it is Jarvis. 235 00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:58,490 Yeah, I can tell. 236 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,500 I think those wizards are still around. 237 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,680 Actually, I'm sure of it. 238 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,940 That's not why I called. 239 00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:14,960 I called to say I'm sorry. 240 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:16,579 I acted like a jerk. 241 00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:18,060 You didn't deserve it. 242 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:19,780 Thanks for saying that, Jarvis. 243 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:22,440 And I'm sorry for whatever I did that made you act like a jerk. 244 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,880 I'm so glad that's behind us. 245 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:31,400 Because, and the only reason I'm not telling you this in person is it's not 246 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,220 an easy thing to say, but... 247 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:36,820 I love you. 248 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,660 Wow, Jarvis. 249 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,060 I can't believe those words just came out of your mouth. 250 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,800 Well, they did. 251 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,860 Because it's true. 252 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:48,720 I love you, Piper. 253 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,400 I love you, too. 254 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,980 Sorry, Clicky, but I'm pulling the plug on this relationship. 255 00:17:57,940 --> 00:18:02,620 I'm so happy we're still together, but everyone else in the kingdom is angry 256 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:03,620 with me. 257 00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:17,650 My heartbeat skips for the snowman tonight No way I can let him go The 258 00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:24,430 kingdom is totally freezing And I'm the reason I know The beach 259 00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:31,330 ball man is angry He keeps blowing up at me But for true 260 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:38,290 love must ignore their plea Let it melt, let it 261 00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:39,290 melt 262 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,010 Can't give him back the summer. 263 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,270 Let him melt, let him melt. 264 00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:53,110 Losing my snowman would be a bummer. How can I do what 265 00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:54,410 they say? 266 00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:57,410 Look at those eyes. 267 00:18:58,050 --> 00:19:00,310 Cole never flattered him anyway. 268 00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:08,150 There's got to be a way we can have our summer and you can still have your 269 00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:09,150 snowman. 270 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,840 Maybe there is. 271 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,080 Son of a beach bowl! 272 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,400 Is it really summer? 273 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,600 Does this answer your question? 274 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,080 Yes. 275 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,320 But it brings up a bunch of new ones. 276 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,240 Your silence has a yes. 277 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,080 Whee! 278 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,760 I can't believe Jarvis said he loved me. 279 00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:01,940 All right, we finally got Jarvis' voice. 280 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,840 Did you really have to hit me so hard? 281 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,720 Bowie? 282 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,300 No, it is me, Jarvis. 283 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:15,060 I actually thought it was Jarvis. 284 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,780 Jarvis called you? What did he say? 285 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,400 Just give it up, Bowie. I swear it wasn't me. 286 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:21,860 Back me up, guys. 287 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,200 Cowards! 288 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,420 I can't believe you used this to change your voice. 289 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,200 I didn't. 290 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:35,500 Well, okay, I did use it on the phone with Jarvis faking your voice. You did 291 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,500 what? 292 00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:41,440 You mean when I thought I was on the phone with Piper, I was really talking 293 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,440 to you? 294 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,480 Yeah. 295 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:50,150 So, I guess everything we said to each other today, we really said to Bowie. 296 00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:52,510 Yeah, I guess so. 297 00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:57,350 Did she say anything... important? 298 00:20:58,490 --> 00:20:59,610 No, not really. 299 00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:01,610 Me neither. 300 00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:05,190 So, I'm sorry I was mad at you earlier. 301 00:21:05,770 --> 00:21:07,250 Bowie's the one I'm mad at. 302 00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:10,030 Me too. 303 00:21:10,150 --> 00:21:12,510 And I know what we can do about it. 304 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,220 How long is this gonna go on for? 305 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,360 Geneva, have you seen Tina around? 306 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,940 They finished scanning her face, so she left. 307 00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:31,160 She had to go to Hollywood to film a sequel. 308 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,680 They're making Freezin' 2? 309 00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:35,320 No, Skull Soup 3. 310 00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:38,520 But she never told me what she thought of my play. 311 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:43,000 I tried to gauge her reaction during the performance, but you know these actors, 312 00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:44,420 they're impossible to read. 313 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,180 By the way... 314 00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:49,740 Those Princess Frostbite dolls we made from Tina's facial scan are ready if you 315 00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:50,740 want one. 316 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,640 Impossible to read. 317 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:04,480 I was nervous to try a matchmaking service at first, but they found me 318 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,800 someone who really brought a little light into my life. 319 00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:10,120 It's hard to think of things to do to keep a relationship fresh. 320 00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,280 But she always has an idea. 321 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,300 She just had another one! 322 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,180 Anna, get off again. 323 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,920 There's someone out there for everyone, no matter what kind of light you're 324 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,300 into. They even found a match for me. 325 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,120 Ow! 326 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:32,040 Hot. I'm P. Everett Knickknack. The P stands for... Pocker Up! 327 00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:38,720 Let it melt. 328 00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,420 Let it melt. 329 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:46,780 Can't give them back the summer. Let it melt, let it melt. 330 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:54,220 Losing my snowman would be a bummer. How can I do 331 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:55,900 what they say? 332 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,100 Look at those eyes. 333 00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:01,840 Cole never flattered them anyway. 23748