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Just tell Piper how you feel!
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Louie, why are you here?
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According to my mom, a series of poor
decisions she made in her early 20s.
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I keep telling you, Piper likes you
back.
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But what if she doesn't? I'll end up a
lonely, pathetic loser that no one wants
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to be around.
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You're that now!
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And that's my gig.
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Watch, I'll prove Piper's into you.
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What? No!
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Piper, are you in love with Jarvis?
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She nodded. She nodded! She must really
love you because she's still nodding.
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Sorry, did you say something?
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I'm listening to music.
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With my Bowie-canceling headphones.
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Actually... Jarvis has something he
wants to tell you. Something he's been
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wanting to tell you for a long time.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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What is it, Jarvis?
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Uh... Go on, tell her.
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Piper... I love you.
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Unicorns! I love unicorns!
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Wow, it takes a big man to admit that.
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Or a little girl.
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I love unicorns?
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At this rate, you have a better chance
of ending up with one of them than with
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Piper. By the way, if you do end up
dating a unicorn, see if she has a
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mermaid friend for me.
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Ideally, top half fish.
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I like a nice dorsal fin.
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Through all the ups and all the downs,
we'll always find a way around.
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So here we go.
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Here we go.
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important assignment Jarvis gave me.
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I have to measure the room every day to
make sure the building's not shrinking.
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That's not important.
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Maybe not to you.
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You're tiny.
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I mean, Jarvis and Piper give you
useless, busy work so you'll stay out of
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the way.
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That's not true.
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Have they ever asked you to design a
toy?
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No, but that's usually because I'm too
busy measuring...
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Jarvis and Piper don't think I can
design a toy.
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But this is your chance to show them by
going away for as long as it takes and
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designing a toy Jarvis and Piper will
love.
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Thanks, Aster.
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I really appreciate being given an
assignment that matters instead of being
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sent off just because someone wants to
get rid of me.
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You wanted to see me? No one ever wants
to see me.
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I'm surprised they don't make Bowie
canceling sunglasses.
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Oh, Bowie, you're here.
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Good. I finally figured out how to woo
her.
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Thanks, but I already know what to say.
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Yes, I am of the land and you are of the
sea, but we can make it work.
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Sure, I can't swim, but I have floaties.
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Not the mermaid.
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I'm talking about me and Piper.
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I'm working on a song that will tell her
how I feel.
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Guys have been winning girls' hearts
with love songs forever.
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Well, let's hear what you got so far.
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You fill my heart, Piper Like a baby
fills a diaper
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That's a terrible song.
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Diapers aren't just for babies. I'm sick
of people thinking that!
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Dude, check it out. I designed a toy
Jarvis will love.
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Already?
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Yep. Word around the office is Jarvis
loves unicorns. So I designed a toy.
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Wait for it.
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Unicorn?
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Yeah.
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Tell me what you think.
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Ow!
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Lux, now I can't see out of this eye.
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Then take a look with your other eye.
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Ow! Now I can't see anything.
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But you were supposed to design a toy
Jarvis and Piper would both like.
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As we all know, Jarvis loves unicorns.
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But Piper doesn't.
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You're right.
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Those two have nothing in common. They
would make a terrible couple.
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Luckily, that's not an issue because
Jarvis loves unicorns, not Piper.
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Okay, I'm here, Jarvis. What did you
want me to see?
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This. Yo, DJ Bubstead, drop that beat.
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Perfection, that's what you are Center
of attention, deep down in
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my heart And girl, I should mention,
you're like a work of art Yeah, you
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don't need no photoshop, beautiful the
way you are The way that you move, the
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way you do you, got my hands spinning
The way that you rock, the way that you
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talk, got me singing
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prettiest girl that I ever seen.
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Straight from the cover of a magazine.
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So what's it gonna take y'all? What I
gotta do? Tell me how to make y'all my
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beauty queen.
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She was so cool. Never wanna play by the
old rule I put her on a pedestal, but I
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was okay with that kind of vibe to take
me back And she was so sweet. She's the
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prettiest girl that I ever seen. So I
know I gotta treat her like a beauty
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queen You're the prettiest girl that I
ever seen
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Straight from the cover of a magazine.
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So what's it gonna take ya? What I gotta
do? Tell me how to make ya
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Yeah, my beauty queen.
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My beauty queen. You're my beauty queen.
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So, what did you think of the song?
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I think... Geneva will love it.
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You think the song is for Geneva?
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Obviously, who else... What else would
like a superficial song that reduces the
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value of a woman to just her looks,
ignoring who she really is as a person?
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Not you?
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No, I would never want someone to write
a song like that for me.
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Yep, the song's for Geneva.
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I didn't even know you were still into
her.
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I'm not.
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This is... Bowie's song.
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He wrote it for her.
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He sings it.
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Really? It sounded like you.
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I was just lip syncing in a mocking way.
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to mock this song for its mock-worthy,
un-feminist-y... stuff.
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Oh, of course, you were mocking it. That
explains all those goofy dance moves.
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Yeah, goofy.
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Mother's Day shopping? Done.
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Bowie, if anyone asks, you wrote and
recorded Beauty Queen for Geneva.
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All right, but no one ever asks me
things. They just tell me things, like,
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stop it! Or, if anyone asks, you wrote
and recorded Beauty Queen for Geneva.
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You wrote a song for me?
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How does it go?
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Um... It goes... like this.
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You fill my heart, Geneva
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Like anyone fills a diaper.
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No, no, that's not how it goes, Bowie.
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Remember, it's more like... You're the
prettiest girl that I've ever seen.
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Straight from the cover of a magazine.
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So what's I gotta take ya, what I gotta
do? Tell me how to make ya... My
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beauty queen.
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Not the dance moves, they were goofy.
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But the song is so romantic.
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It just makes me want to...
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Wait,
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what does it make you want to do?
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I came up with a new toy I think Jarvis
and Piper will like.
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Already?
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As everyone knows, Jarvis loves
unicorns, and Piper loves zombies, so I
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put the two of them together.
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Not Jarvis and Piper. That would be
crazy.
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You combined a unicorn and a zombie?
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Yeah, unicorns.
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You actually did it. You created
something they'll both love.
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I guess that means I'm useful now.
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Maybe I can help you with what you're
working on.
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You know, now that I look at this toy,
I'm not so sure it's perfect.
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I mean, have you ever seen a real
unicorn?
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No. How do you know this is realistic?
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Were you saying I need to compare this
to a real unicorn?
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Only if you want Jarvis and Piper to
like your toy.
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I do.
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I won't stop searching until I find a
real live unicorn.
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That's what I was hoping you'd say.
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Hey Jarvis, I put Beauty Queen on
YouTunes and they sent me a royalty
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check. Which I guess means I'm royalty
now.
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Oh wee.
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That's your highness, you peasant!
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Whoa, that's a lot of money.
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How many people listen to my song?
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None. But a ton of people listen to my
song.
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Your song?
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I wrote and recorded Beauty Queen for
Geneva.
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My girlfriend!
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You found me, Gigi.
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Bobo, Gigi. Yes, Jar Jar?
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Your boy's girlfriend?
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Yeah. I mean, he wrote that amazing song
about me.
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It's crazy to think we just met
yesterday.
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You're getting rich and dating Geneva
because of my song?
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Well... At least I didn't ruin my
chances of getting together with Piper.
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Hey, I was wondering if we could get
together.
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Yes, I would love to get together with
you.
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I was talking to Bowie.
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McCorn.
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I'm working on a new song and was
wondering if you could help me.
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You want his help?
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I thought you hated my song.
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That Bowie wrote for Geneva.
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I hate the lyrics of your song that
Bowie wrote for Geneva.
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But musically, it's great.
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It's so catchy.
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Really? You think so?
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You know, if you pay close attention to
the lyrics, you can tell that the
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composer uses beauty not only to refer
to physical appearance, but also inner
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beauty.
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Beauty of the spirit.
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Nope, I wrote it about Geneva's hot
looks.
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Aster, I spent the entire day looking
everywhere for a unicorn.
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Well, keep at it.
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Why? I found one.
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What? Is this thing real?
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Take a look for yourself.
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Ow!
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Wow!
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His horn poked you in the eye just like
this thing's did.
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Ow!
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Thank you, Aster.
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You pushed me to make this toy perfect.
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And I guess you did.
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It's pretty accurate.
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Valid criticism.
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It is only pretty accurate.
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Unicorps isn't alive.
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You're saying if I want to make a true
comparison, I need to kill this unicorn.
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I'm not saying that! Anymore. Because
you already did.
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I'm trying to write a new song, but I
can't quite crack it.
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Do you think you could help me?
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I'll try.
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I think I did more than just crack it.
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That should be me hanging out with Piper
and Bowie creepily watching us from a
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coffin.
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It's not right.
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Show me how you think I should play it.
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a word around the office is true.
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You do love zombies.
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Back in your coffin, Walker!
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Jarvis, Bowie's trying to help me with
my music.
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Yeah, I just need to talk to him for a
minute.
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Privately.
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I'm spending even less time with Piper
now than before.
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You need to come clean and admit that
you didn't write Beauty Queen so she
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goes back to avoiding you.
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Like a normal person.
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No way.
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If Geneva thinks I didn't write this
song, she'll break up with me! She
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kissed me!
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That's the most physical contact I've
ever had with another person!
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Not including this right here.
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Can we get back to work now?
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Unhand my bobo.
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I wanna take him out tonight.
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No, I need him to help me with my song
tonight.
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Bobo can't hang out with either of you
tonight. He's performing a concert on
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the roof for all of his fans.
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I am?
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You're performing here?
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I've got to go get the best seats. Not
if I get it first, PP.
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That's not how you shorten Piper.
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I know.
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I guess you'll have to admit Beauty
Queen is not your song. There's no way
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you can perform it live.
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Sure I can.
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I'll just lip sync.
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The hard part will be learning your
goofy dance moves.
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Nope, not goofy enough.
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Hello,
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Nick-Nack! I've come all the way from my
desk downstairs to be here tonight.
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This is a little song called Beauty
Queen, which I totally wrote and I'm
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totally going to sing live.
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Hit it, DJ Bubstep!
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Perfection, that's what you are Center
of attention, deep
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down in my heart
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You can go home, Mrs. Bubkiss. Bowie
didn't show up.
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But I didn't show up without Bowie on
stage.
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Oopsie. Bubkiss wrong.
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Now let's really see how well Bowie can
lip sync.
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That's my boyfriend!
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Sorry,
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everyone. I knew I'd blow your minds. I
didn't know I'd also blow the circuits.
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I guess that means we'll have to cancel
the concert and leave here with my
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musical genius intact.
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We don't have to cancel the concert.
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Surely a talented musician like you can
do a live acoustic version.
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Just you and a piano.
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I would, but we don't have a piano.
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You're standing next to one.
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That's a piano!
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Bully! Bully!
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Bully! Bully!
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Perfection, what would you want?
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Center of attention.
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Deep down in my heart.
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Girl, as I mentioned, you're like a work
of art.
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You don't need no Photoshop.
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Beautiful the way you are.
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Knox, you can't kill this unicorn.
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Why not?
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You want to do it?
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This magnificent creature could be the
only unicorn on Earth.
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Well, we can't keep it. Where are we
going to put a unicorn?
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Right here, in this room.
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This room isn't big enough.
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Sure it is. I'll measure it.
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Good idea.
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You do that.
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And really, to find the best place for
our unicorn, maybe you should measure
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every room in the building.
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I will do that.
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You drop this.
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Thank you.
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Bubba, you are amazing!
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I love being your beauty queen.
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About that.
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I can't see you anymore.
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Why not?
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Did you get poked in the eyes by a
unicorn?
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Word around the office is that happens a
lot.
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I mean, we can't date anymore.
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Sorry, Gigi, but I'm a superstar now,
and I'm not willing to be with one
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woman. Especially when I can be with
half a woman.
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Great performance, huh?
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Yeah, Bowie did a great job.
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He sure did.
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At performing your song.
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I know you wrote Beauty Queen.
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You do?
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Yeah, I should have realized it earlier.
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Only you could write something so...
passionate.
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Plus, Bowie didn't know what a piano
was.
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Okay, I did write it.
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And I know why.
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Because you're in love.
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Deeply in love.
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With Geneva.
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She's your beauty queen. No, she's not.
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I get it. You're afraid of being
rejected.
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No, I'm not.
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Well, yes, I am.
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What do you do if you love someone, but
you're afraid they won't love you back?
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Fear of rejection is a tough thing. But
if you really love that person, you have
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to just... never tell them.
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What? If you're worried about being
rejected, it's probably for a reason.
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Trust me, I've been through this.
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Maybe you're right, Piper.
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I can't risk losing... that person as a
friend.
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She means too much to me.
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Then this is for the best.
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Phew.
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I almost told Piper I'm in love with
her.
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That would have ruined everything.
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00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,700
Phew. He almost told Janine that he was
in love with her.
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That would have ruined everything.
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Bowie Sherman had it all.
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A hit song, fabulous wealth, which he
framed instead of cashing, and a
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beautiful half-girlfriend.
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But the only thing faster than Bowie's
rise to fame was his fall from grace.
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I don't know why Bowie thought he could
write a second hit song.
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He didn't write the first one.
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You're the fishiest girl I ever seen.
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Straight from the waters of the marine.
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Reverse Mermaid was a commercial and
critical disaster.
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He lost everything.
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Even the people who'd been there from
the beginning wouldn't talk to him.
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Creative differences.
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The Bowie Sherman story.
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Monday at 630. I'm P. Everett
Knickknack. The P stands for pathetic.
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Just pathetic.
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The way that you rock, the way that you
talk.
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You got me singing.
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You're the prettiest girl that I've ever
seen.
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Straight from the cover of a magazine.
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So what's it gonna take ya? What I gotta
do? Tell me how to make ya.
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My beauty queen.
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My beauty queen
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