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Scooby-Doo.
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Empty box.
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It's a shipment of 3,000 of Nick-Nack's
newest doll.
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Her name is Joy.
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Ow!
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Last name Buzzer.
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Joy Buzzer is the latest in Knick
Knack's joke and prank toy line, which
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includes the electric shock-a-lit bar,
the electric can opener, and this stun
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gun.
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It's not working!
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Yes, it is. It's a prank stun gun. You
expect it to shock someone and it
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doesn't hurt them at all!
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Anyway, this box arrived by helicopter
and I need to get it down to the
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warehouse.
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Maybe it would be easier to push the
elevator over here.
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You're in my way.
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This isn't gonna fit in the elevator.
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You need to think outside the box.
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No kidding.
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I tried thinking inside the box, but it
was hard to concentrate with all the
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painful electric shocks.
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I mean something like this.
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There. A lot easier than carrying a
200-pound box down seven flights of
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stairs. You still have to get it off
this thing.
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Whoa!
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Wow, I'm way stronger down here.
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The increased gravitational pull closer
to the Earth's surface must have given
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me superhuman strength.
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Look, I started my own banana!
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The box is empty!
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There's a hole in it! Yeah, maybe I
shouldn't have had it shipped in a knick
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-knack prank box.
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The coaster goes through every floor of
this place!
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The Joy Wizard dolls must be scattered
all over the building!
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So we'll just pick them up.
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Ow!
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This is actually the least violent
response I've ever gotten trying to pick
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up a girl.
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and hold on tight you and me on a wild
ride we're gonna own it and change
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the game together we'll make it all the
way through all the ups and all the
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downs downs we'll always find a way
around so here we go here
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we go
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You guys are doing a great job.
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Why aren't you helping pick these up?
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Yeah, it's so much fun.
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Ooh.
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I would, but I have an important project
to do. You know the knickknack character
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from the commercials?
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Well, we're gonna feature him in a funny
little web cartoon for kids.
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You're making a cartoon while we do
this?
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Yeah, if anyone should make a cartoon,
it's me.
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I have a great voice for cartoons.
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I can do...
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Heroic superhero mouse.
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Or an evil demon here to eat your souls.
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Wow, you do a great cartoon piper.
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I will make you suffer for that.
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But I'm the actual voice of Cartoon
Nick-Nack.
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I'm P. Everett Nick-Nack. The P stands
for choose me.
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What about me? I practically am a
cartoon.
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Well, you do have a cartoony face.
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I meant that I'm funny and entertaining.
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I'm more cartoon than he is. I'm the
only one who can drop an anvil on his
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head and live.
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I think.
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Fine. I'll help pick up the Joy Buzzers
and Piper can make the cartoon.
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Really? Piper?
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But she's not cartoony at all!
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Why would you pick her?
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I have my reasons.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Why are you getting shocked?
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Because I'm wearing a pair of rubber
gloves I found in Mrs. Bubkiss' shed.
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Take that cartoon, sit down and watch
it. Okay.
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Are you okay?
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Your butt is fine.
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My butt.
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My butt is fine.
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Okay.
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I'm really happy with how the cartoon
turned out. I think the kids are really
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gonna like it.
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So, what'd you think?
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Jarvis, did you like it?
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Oh, yeah.
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I loved it. I love everything about...
it.
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Really? Thank you. That's so sweet.
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Don't worry, I got this.
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Clear!
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Geneva,
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what are you doing?
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I thought you were helping pick up the
Joy Buzzers.
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I am.
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You know how they say fight fire with
fire?
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Well, I figured if fire can fight fire,
imagine what it can do to a doll.
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I have to imagine.
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Kiva!
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Wow!
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They should stay by fire with water.
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Hey, Jervis, I just checked the Nick
Nick website and noticed my cartoon's
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not online.
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Why didn't you upload it? I thought you
said you loved everything about... it.
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I do love everything about... it.
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That's why I didn't upload it.
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I've been so busy watching it over and
over again that I haven't had a chance.
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Oh well, what are you gonna do?
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Upload it?
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Right. I will do that.
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Great.
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Liar, liar, pants on fire.
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Is it that obvious?
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That your pants are on fire?
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Yes.
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Jarvis, can I talk to you? No, I'm busy.
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Okay, I'll whisper to you instead.
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Can you hear me?
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I'll get closer to your ear.
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You know what? I can make time. We can
just talk.
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Aster's not helping clean up the dolls.
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I don't know where he is. I think he's
hiding.
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Bowie, I don't care where Aster is.
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I have to finish this.
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What are you working on?
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I told Piper I'd upload her cartoon to
the Knick Knack website, but...
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I can't let anyone see that horrifying
mess.
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So I uploaded it, but I disconnected us
from the rest of the internet.
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Piper will think it's online, but only
people inside these walls will be able
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to see it.
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That's not true.
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I'm inside the walls and I can't see
anything.
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Talking wall, have you seen Aster?
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No.
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Okay, well let me know if you do.
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Isn't Piper gonna figure out that no one
can see her video?
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Not when she reads all the fake comments
I wrote.
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Amazing cartoon.
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Love the severed head.
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The P stands for Piper. She's amazing.
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Your boss is amazing for giving you this
assignment.
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You should find a special way to thank
him.
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Bowie, you need to keep quiet about
this.
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I understand.
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You want me to go back to whispering?
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Your hair smells nice.
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Jervis, have you seen all these comments
about my film? It's amazing!
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Or should I say, amazing.
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It's weird, everyone who commented
thinks there's an H in amazing.
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That's... the British spelling!
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Your film is popular all over the world
because it's on the World Wide Web.
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Not the knick-knack only web, which
doesn't exist.
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Frankly, Mama's even brought that up.
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If all these people really love my film,
maybe it could win an award.
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I should enter it into a film festival.
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You can't. Why not? I thought you said
it was great.
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Did I say can't? I meant can.
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Good idea. The Cannes Film Festival.
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What? No.
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You should enter it in a good film
festival.
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Like the one we happen to be hosting
here at Knick Knack.
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We're hosting a film festival? I never
heard anything about that. You haven't?
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I'm shocked.
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What's the name of this film festival?
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Uh... The Real Film Festival.
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The Golden Real Film Festival.
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Real as in a reel of film, not real as
in what this festival is.
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Which is real.
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OK, I guess I'll submit my film.
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Guys, I know you're in the middle of
cleaning up JoyBuzzers, but would you be
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willing to stop and make short films?
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Yes, let's go.
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Wait for me!
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Everyone, welcome to the Golden Real
Film Festival.
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A real film festival.
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We received submissions from all over
the world, but incredibly, all five
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finalists happen to work right here at
Knick Knack.
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But only one of these amazing filmmakers
will take home the coveted golden reel.
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Our first short film comes from a short
director, Astor Vanderberg.
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Here's his film, The Terminator.
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In the pursuit of being fashionable, men
continued to make outfits that were more
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and more cutting edge.
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But in the future, the outfits became
too advanced and decided they didn't
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need us anymore.
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Today's judgment day. The day I judge
these outfits.
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I don't like them.
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But for every outfit he would destroy,
two more would rise.
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The outfits had learned to reproduce.
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No!
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I'll be barkless.
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Next up, we have a film by director
Malcolm Knoxford III.
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That guy sounds like a snooty, pompous
jerk.
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It's you-not.
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Who said you could talk to me?
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I'm about to do the greatest stunt ever
attempted.
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And thanks to this camera I'm wearing,
you'll have a first-person view of my
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death.
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Defying stunt.
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I will ride the roller coaster track,
including the corkscrew, the 60-foot
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drop, and the two loop-de-loops through
two dozen panes of glass on a motorcycle
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while doing a handstand with a mouth
full of bees.
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I almost forgot my hand.
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None of us can watch.
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Whoo! I did it!
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What happened to the bees?
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Did you swallow them?
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Maybe.
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Our next director, Geneva Hayes, has an
Oscar.
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As well as Peter and Ethan and Andrew.
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Those are her dates tonight.
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I didn't understand that movie at all.
Why are you dancing the entire time?
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Ah.
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Swallowed bees.
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Our next film, from director Bowie
Sherman, stars two of my least favorite
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actors. Bowie Sherman and Bowie Sherman.
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You put your right foot in You put your
right foot out You put your right foot
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in And you shouldn't get all about...
Sorry.
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Sorry. You know who I am? Yes, sir.
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So you know I'm looking for
hokey-pokey-ers.
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Yes, sir.
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The key is to just relax.
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Don't worry about your left foot, your
right foot.
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Don't worry about what the other guys
are thinking.
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You're here for a reason.
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Have fun.
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Five, six, and...
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You put your right foot in, you put your
right foot out, you put your right foot
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in. A little trouble there.
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You're rushing.
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Here we go.
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Five, six, and... You
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put your right foot in, you put your
right foot out, you put your right foot
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in.
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Were you rushing or were you dragging?
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I don't know. Rushing or dragging.
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I don't know.
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Watch me.
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You put your right hand in.
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Put your right hand out.
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You put your right hand in. Not again!
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And you shake it all about.
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You put your right hand in. You put your
right hand out. You put your right hand
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in. You put your right hand out. You put
your right hand in. You put your right
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hand out. You put your right hand in.
And you shake it all about. And you
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shake it all about. And you shake it all
about. And you shake it all about. You
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do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself
around.
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And that's what it's all about.
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Okay, I guess that's it.
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We'll just let the real judges confer.
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Hey!
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What about my movie?
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You're gonna show my film, aren't you?
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To people?
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Who have probably already seen it since
it's so popular on the web.
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Can't think of a reason not to.
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Nope.
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The judges seem to be taking a really
long time choosing a winner.
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Really? Because I think they're taking a
very believable amount of time.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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And Bowie.
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The very real Golden Real goes to...
Piper Gray!
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The P stands for pay.
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What about Best Actor? Who won that?
That also went to Piper. I wanted that
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golden reel.
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It matches this bar some guy gave me.
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Where'd you find this?
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Guys, guys, calm down.
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It was a fake film festival.
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But it says right there that it's real.
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This whole thing was just to fool Piper.
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Okay, whatever.
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I don't care if you guys are mad.
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At least Piper's happy.
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Because you are an award-winning actor.
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Save it! I know why you did all this.
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You do?
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So you know I put on this fake film
festival and paid those judges to say
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they liked your creepy cartoon because I
love... Making me look like a fool!
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Huh? This is clearly another one of your
pranks. Like the Joy Buzzer doll.
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I'm so mad I could fry you with this.
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Got me again, prankster.
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At least I know these work.
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May I just say in my defense...
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I wrecked it by Piper!
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