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Scooby-Doo.
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Previously on Some Assembly Required.
Isn't it funny how we ended up on the
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same bus again?
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You chased it down the street, leapt off
an overpass onto the roof, and punched
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your way in through a window.
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I didn't want to be late for work.
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I've never told anyone this before, but
I kind of have a thing for Jarvis.
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You know?
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I get it.
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Jarvis doesn't love me.
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I have to accept that we're just meant
to be friends.
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I think I'm in love with her. She feels
the same way about you.
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I doubt that. I have to accept that
we're just meant to be friends.
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Isn't it funny how we ended up on the
same bus again?
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You chased it down the street, leapt off
an overpass onto the roof, and punched
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your way in through a window.
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I didn't want to be late for work.
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Jarvis, just stop.
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It's clear that you're falling in... to
that hole.
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All right, Bowie, I'm finally gonna do
something I should have done a long time
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ago. No, don't fire me! Instead of doing
my job, I made a whole list of reasons
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why you shouldn't fire me.
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One, I'm really good at making lists.
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Two... I'm not firing you, Bowie.
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Though after that list, I probably
should.
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I'm finally gonna tell Piper...
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that I'm in love with her.
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It's about time!
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I can finally cross getting you guys
together off my to-do list.
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What? Get Jarvis and Piper together.
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Two.
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Okay, she's over there.
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I don't know what I've been so afraid
of.
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Piper's not scary.
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Piper?
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I can come back!
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No, don't! Don't come back? Okay, works
for me!
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No, I mean, I want to show you the new
toy I'm working on.
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It's a fully functional guitar you can
smash then put back together.
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I call it Wreck-N-Roll.
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Wow, that's a great idea, Piper.
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You created a whole line of instruments
that you can smash and put back
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together.
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Nope, just a guitar.
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Buckle up and hold on tight.
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You and me on a wild ride.
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We're gonna own it and change the game.
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Together we'll make it all the way.
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Through all the ups and all the downs.
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We'll always find a way around.
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So here we go.
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Here we go.
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Yeah, here we go.
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Here we go.
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If you're hungry and have nothing to
eat, bite your tongue. If you love the
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taste of human, I play, bite your
tongue. Once gravy's getting thicker,
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you can eat something quicker. So hold
on to your liquor and bite your tongue.
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Charles Nelson vomit destroys his guitar
at the end of every concert?
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Yep. And his tongue.
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He used to be a much better singer.
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Does that tattoo on his arm say
Serenity?
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Because I don't think he knows what that
word means.
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Serenity's his girlfriend.
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It's amazing he'd get her name tattooed
on his body.
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He's a hopeless romantic.
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Anyway, watching him gives me an idea.
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Gives me an idea too.
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Violently Yell is performing at the
Viper Pit tonight.
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I'm gonna try to get them to use our
Recamo guitar on stage.
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Do you know what kind of publicity we'd
get if our toy was used by Charles
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Nelson Vomit?
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Bad publicity?
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Hey, he's got a lot of fans.
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People pay attention whenever he opens
his mouth. And not just because they
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want to see if his tongue falls out.
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You want to get a tattoo?
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Why? OK, look.
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Can you keep a secret?
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You have no idea.
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Here's the thing.
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I'm kind of, sort of, completely in love
with Piper.
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That's not a secret.
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A secret is something that no one knows.
That's not completely obvious.
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Like my secret.
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Do you know a tattoo artist?
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I want to tattoo Piper's name on my arm
so she sees that I'm a hopeless
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romantic. That's a terrible idea.
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Tattoos are forever.
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It's like wearing the same outfit every
day.
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Cleaning woman Saturday!
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Do you know anyone or not?
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Alright, if your heart's really set on
it, I do know a tattoo guy. And he's
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really good.
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It'll be quick and painless.
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Jarvis, he hasn't even started yet.
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That's just a wet cotton ball.
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I know.
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But it's really cold.
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Whoa. Back of the line.
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I have to wait in that line?
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Sorry, dude. We're only letting girls in
right now.
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I'm not a dude. I'm a girl.
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That's exactly what a dude who wanted me
to think he was a girl would say.
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But look at me, I'm wearing makeup.
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So are all these other dudes.
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Wow, that really hurt.
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But at least when Piper sees this,
she'll know how I feel.
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Okay, there she is.
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Hey, Piper.
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Oh, sorry.
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Hey, Piper.
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Oh, sorry.
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Hey, Piper.
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Oh, sorry.
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Hey, Piper.
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Oh, sorry.
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Jarvis?
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Piper, there you are!
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What are you doing here?
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You know how we were talking about
Charles Nelson Vomit's Serenity tattoo?
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Oh, you heard she broke up with him?
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What?
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But he tattooed her name on his arm.
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She's supposed to be with him forever.
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Marry him. Become Mrs. Vomit.
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No surprise that's not happening. Only
an idiot would get a tattoo of a girl's
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name. Those relationships never work
out.
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But you said it was amazing that he got
that tattoo.
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That he was a hopeless romantic.
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Yeah, amazing that he would do something
so obviously foolish and hopeless
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because there was no hope she would ever
find it romantic.
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But you find it romantic, right?
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No.
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Yeah, me neither.
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What are you doing?
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Just pretending to be a T-Rex.
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Roar.
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Is that a tattoo that says Piper?
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Is this for me? Like Charles Nelson
Vomit got for Serenity?
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No, of course not.
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Only an idiot would get a tattoo of a
girl's name.
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Why would you think that?
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Because my name is Piper.
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The truth is, I got this tattoo so the
world would know about my one true love.
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Plumbing!
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You love plumbing?
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Yup! Making toys is my job, but plumbing
is my passion.
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I love pipes, hence... Piper!
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Okay... For a second, I thought you got
that for me.
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I mean, it's a little hard to get
plumbing from a tattoo that just says...
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Piper.
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That's because it's not done yet.
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You won't think it's for you once it's
finished.
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If only someone had warned you this was
a terrible idea.
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Oh wait, I did.
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Geneva,
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Piper?
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Am I at work?
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After lunchtime?
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No, we're outside.
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We're not in an office.
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Then why do all those desks keep driving
by?
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Listen, can you do me a favor?
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Piper, you know I'd do anything for a
friend.
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Judy, but wait!
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But I'm trying to get to the mall.
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That's fine. I just needed to go up to
that guy over there and say I'm a girl.
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Oh, okay.
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I can do that.
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I'm a girl.
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I can see that.
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Come on in.
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I thought you were going to a concert
tonight.
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I called Mrs. Bobkiss and asked her to
hold my spot in line so I could come
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back and change into something more
girly.
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Oh, that should help.
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You heard the bouncer's giving me a hard
time?
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No, I just mean in general.
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Piper, I'm so glad you're here.
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I just got the finishing touches done on
my Piper tattoo.
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Well, I guess that is pretty plumber-y.
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And this.
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Sorry I ever doubted you. You're
definitely into plumbing.
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You're into plumbing?
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Obviously. Why else would I have this
Piper tattoo?
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This is perfect because the toilet's
clogged. The toilet's fine.
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I was just in the bathroom.
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Not trying to get the puffy redness from
crying out of my eyes.
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Not that toilet.
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My toilet.
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been doing your business while we've
been doing our business?
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Not lately. As I said, it's clogged.
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These lists you made are misleading.
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You're better at number two than I
thought.
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So can you fix it, Jarvis?
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No way.
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I would pass up an opportunity to be a
piper.
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Hey, you actually unclogged it.
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Really?
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And added a bidet function!
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Piper asked me to hold her place in
line.
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This is the perfect opportunity to
finally get back at one of those rotten
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kids.
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You can go ahead of me.
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I thought you were changing to try to
look like a
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girl.
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I'd watch what you say.
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I know your secret.
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Wow, Jarvis, you must be in heaven.
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I did it. I finally fixed Bowie's...
chair.
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Great, now can you take a look at my
dishwasher?
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When you get a minute.
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You know, I've been thinking about this
tattoo.
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And how reasonable my explanation for it
is?
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No, the opposite, actually.
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I was wondering why you decided to use
the word piper.
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Wouldn't plumber have been more clear?
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No.
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Because then it would only refer to
plumbing and not the other thing I'm
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really passionate about.
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Which is... playing the bagpipes.
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I'm not just a piper, I'm also a piper.
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No one would ever get that by looking at
your tattoo.
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That's because it's not done yet.
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Ooh, one more tattoo and you get a free
belly button piercing.
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Thanks for holding my spot, Mrs.
Bubkiss. Now that I'm wearing a dress, I
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definitely look like a girl.
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Well,
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now that I'm back, neither of us has to
wait in this line anymore.
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You've been waiting in line?
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A babe like you should have been let
right in.
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Love your look, by the way.
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Only three hours.
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Look at me. I'm clearly a girl.
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Nice try.
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I think I know when I'm looking at a guy
in a dress.
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Ma'am?
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Seriously?
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That man had a beard!
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That woman had a beard.
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Great. I'm gonna be stuck out here all
night.
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I'm never gonna get to hear any music.
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Jarvis? What are you doing here?
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Just meeting up with some other pipers
here at the Piper Pit.
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This is the Viper Pit.
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You're right.
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I always mix up my V's and P's. It's a
real problem.
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Anyway, since we're both here, I can
show you the rest of my tattoo.
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Wow.
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Yep, I finally finished it.
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So I guess this and this support my
perfectly reasonable explanation
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for my Piper tattoo.
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I guess so.
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Jarvis, what's going on? Is there
something you want to get off your
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chest?
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00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,220
A couple of things, actually.
257
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The truth is, Piper, even more than
bagpipes or plumbing, I love... Hey, you
258
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,640
can go in now.
259
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,200
Really? About time.
260
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:11,880
Not you, dude.
261
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,200
The topless chick in the plaid skirt.
262
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:42,960
I like this jacket too!
263
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,980
What's with all the tattoos?
264
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:51,440
Bagpipes? A plumber?
265
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,300
Some sort of work?
266
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:58,340
Ow! Don't touch me! They still hurt!
267
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,430
This dancing is actually taking my mind
off the horrible pain I'm in!
268
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:58,960
You can't sleep here.
269
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,620
There's a men's shelter down on Byrne
Road.
270
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,140
I'm at the front of the line! Can I go
in?
271
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,420
If you want.
272
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:14,840
I missed it?
273
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,360
Everyone's gone?
274
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:21,380
You kept me in that line up all night!
275
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:23,660
I missed my chance to see Violently Ill!
276
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,020
And show Charles Nelson vomit this!
277
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,190
That's a really cool guitar!
278
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:42,750
Charles Nelson Vomit! You're still here!
279
00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:44,150
I can't leave.
280
00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:45,710
Somebody stole my jacket.
281
00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:49,810
I'm so excited to meet you! And this
guitar is cool.
282
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:52,590
You can put it back together and smash
it over and over.
283
00:18:52,910 --> 00:18:55,830
Wow! I'd love to use that on stage!
284
00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:59,110
Really? That would be awesome!
285
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Thank you!
286
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:02,490
Easy there, fella.
287
00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:18,870
My heart was crushed by Piper, my
sternum was crushed by dancing punks,
288
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,370
and my everything else was crushed by
Mrs. Bubkiss.
289
00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:26,390
And none of that is as bad as what I did
to myself.
290
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,470
I'm gonna be stuck with these stupid
tattoos forever.
291
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Or at least until you take a shower.
292
00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:34,050
Which you might wanna do.
293
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,130
What are you talking about?
294
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You stink.
295
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,110
I thought it was pretty clear.
296
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,990
No, why would taking a shower affect my
tattoos?
297
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,920
Don't touch me, still!
298
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:53,700
Tattoos wash off?
299
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,619
Yours do.
300
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:59,120
I knew you would regret getting tattoos,
so I had my guy just draw them on you.
301
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They're fake?
302
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,240
Then why do they hurt so much?
303
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,780
Because you're a big baby.
304
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I am not.
305
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:10,780
Now pass me another baby wipe.
306
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,660
I can't believe you did that for me and
I had no idea.
307
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,200
I told you I'm good at keeping secrets.
308
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,600
I've hidden who I really am from you
guys for so long.
309
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,640
Master, come on.
310
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,440
It's more obvious than you think.
311
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,020
We've all known for years and we're cool
with it.
312
00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:32,740
You are?
313
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:38,300
You guys won't look down on me if I
admit that I... wear lifts in my shoes?
314
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,570
Uh... Well, I can't promise I won't look
down on you.
315
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,470
You already use a potty all the time
office chair.
316
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:02,070
Well, now they're available for all your
seating needs.
317
00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:05,970
With potty all the time, there's no need
to clench on a park bench.
318
00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:12,270
Rush hour becomes flush hour.
319
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,560
And you can see your favorite group
while you poop.
320
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I'm P. Everett Mitnick.
321
00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:32,620
The P stands for party on.
322
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Your turn!
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