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Okay, kids, you know what today is?
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Mom, don't ask Kelly
tough questions like that.
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I know what today is.
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It's the bright sunny part
before tonight.
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I guess I shouldn't have cleaned
her crib with Easy-Off.
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Listen, Slow White...
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...it's Dad's birthday.
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For I'm a jolly good fellow
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For I'm a jolly good fellow
For I'm a jolly good fellow
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Who never zips up his fly
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Al, I thought
you didn't like birthdays.
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Your birthday, Peg.
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See, I like getting older, because that
means I'm one year closer to death.
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And it means I'm one year closer
to my successful second husband.
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-Stepdaddy, yeah.
-Oh, stepdad, stepdad.
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Come on, tell us, Mom.
What's he gonna be like?
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He's gonna be real cool, right?
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And I'll have lots of young
hot stepsisters?
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Now, kids, you know the rules.
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No talking about Lance
until Daddy's on the respirator.
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Now, if you're done, I'd like to discuss
the three cardinal rules of my birthday.
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Leave me alone, leave me alone,
no sex.
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Gee, Bud,
sounds like your prom night.
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As much as I appreciate last year's
lavish gift, a bar of Irish Spring--
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With instructional video.
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I thought it was the perfect gift,
Soap-On-A-Dope.
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--this year, all I want is to be alone,
having breakfast with my loved ones.
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-Oh, Daddy, that's so sweet.
-At the Jiggly Room.
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Then after work, I'm going to cash in
my free birthday coupons.
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You're supposed to be under 6
to get this ice cream.
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Well, if that was in inches,
you could get a double scoop.
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Laugh all you want, Peg.
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Oh, thanks, Al. But after sex last night,
I'm all laughed out.
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Speaking of a pig in a blanket...
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...I have an IHOP coupon here
I'm not sharing with anybody.
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God, old daddy's mean.
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Let's make a birthday card
for our new daddy, Lance.
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All right.
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Oh, boy, that Jiggly Room,
that serves a good breakfast.
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Oh, yeah. The melons,
the muffins, the sticky buns.
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Hey. And the food wasn't bad either.
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You guys went to the Jiggly Room
for breakfast?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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We brought you back
an Egg McBig'Un.
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Now, that's a Happy Meal.
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Yeah, but now
you won't want my gift.
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Lunch at the Jiggly Room.
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-That's great.
-Yeah, what are we waiting for?
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-Come on. It's almost 11:00.
-Let's go.
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Where do you think you're going?
Aren't you open?
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Sorry, ma'am, but unlike your mouth,
we occasionally close.
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I want my money back.
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These shoes fell apart after one day
and I want to know why.
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Well, you see, ma'am,
this is a plaid heel with a cork filling.
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Whereas you are a giant seal
with a pork filling.
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You haven't heard the last of this.
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What goes around comes around.
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Well, considering your orbit,
looks like I have about 10 more years.
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How does this place stay open?
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It doesn't.
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-Wow, great birthday cake, Mom.
-Oh, thanks, Bud.
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I've been slaving over it for hours.
I'm almost done.
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So, what did you get Daddy
for his birthday?
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We're gonna tint the windows
on the Dodge.
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Great, then no one will know
we're in the car with him.
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And what are you gonna get
the man who has nothing?
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Me, the gift that keeps on buying.
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Mom, you get him that every year
and every year, he returns it.
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Actually, he never even unwraps it.
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This year, the birthday boy is
gonna take me out to dinner...
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...with those stupid coupons he got.
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I'm gonna go take a bath.
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With the cake?
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It's a sponge cake.
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Lance loves my sense of humor.
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Bud, quick,
somebody stole Dad's car windows.
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Come on. Come on.
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Wild idea here, Kel, but maybe
the windows are in the doors.
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What idiot would steal the windows
and then put them in the doors?
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God, people call me stupid.
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Not just people.
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Haven't you seen the way
the dog looks at you?
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And you remember that time
your sea monkey spelled "moron"?
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Man, that was great.
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But, Al, you're not 62 years old.
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I am when I'm being spanked
by a topless birthday clown.
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Speaking of spanking, that reminds me.
I got a big date tonight.
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Well, take off. I'm gonna stick around
till 3:30 and get my overtime.
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Damn, these one-hour days
are killing me.
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Remember me, Bundy?
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-No.
-The one you insulted.
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I'm sorry, ma'am. You're gonna have
to be a little more specific.
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You made fun of my weight.
You called me a giant seal.
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Well, let's see. I had four elephants.
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I had a rhino
who wanted some flip-flops.
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I had a manatee.
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No, no, don't remember any seals.
Can you jog my memory?
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You know what jog is.
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That's what you do
when the ice cream truck is pulling out.
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-That's it.
-What? What did I say?
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Al Bundy, you are charged
with crimes against obesity.
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Two, four, six, eight,
don't make fun of our weight.
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Two, four, six, eight,
don't make fun of our weight.
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One, two, three, four,
you're gonna fall through the floor.
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Okay. I get it.
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The NO MA'AM guys
sent you guys over here, didn't they?
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It's a birthday gag.
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One of you is supposed to
jump out of a cake...
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...but you ate it on the way over,
right?
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Bundy, we are activists.
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Oh, I'd say not quite active enough.
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It so happens we marched yesterday,
shoe schmuck.
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In what, the Million Pound March?
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What, Hams Across America?
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Joke all you want, Bundy.
We've got all night.
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I'd love to invite you all
to the Lobster Hut with me...
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...but I don't think
I have any coupons for krill.
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You're not going anywhere.
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And just how do you girls
propose to stop an all-city fullback?
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Ladies, I believe
we can work this out.
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You're not grasping the gravity
of the situation, Mr. Bundy.
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Oh, I think gravity
has its hands full right now.
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We are putting you on trial.
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When you are found guilty,
you will be punished.
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Yeah!
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Dip him in chocolate!
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It's my birthday.
I wanna use my coupons.
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You should have thought about that
before you called me a rhino.
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How do you like your flip-flops?
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They broke.
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I'll get you a new pair right now.
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He's making a break for it!
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Hey, how come
you get to the read the directions?
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Because I can. Now, get in the car.
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Kelly.
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I know this may be
a new experience for you...
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...but why don't you try
the front seat?
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Oh, wow, this is so cool.
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All these knobs and these buttons
and this big wheel.
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00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,405
Does that look
a little more familiar now?
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Oh, yeah.
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Just get out of the car, okay?
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All right.
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Now, you put the tint on.
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After I roll up the window.
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Did I tell you
how pretty you look today?
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No.
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Good, then the blood
is still reaching my brain.
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You're not gonna get away with this,
especially not with juror number two...
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...leaving a trail of tamale hots
from the food court.
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Do you want us to gag you?
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You're already doing that,
but I would like to be blindfolded.
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We will now hear
from our first witness.
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My name is Matilda
and that man is fatophobic.
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-And ugly!
-Look at his hair!
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Order.
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-Big Mac.
-Filet-O-fish.
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Steamed vegetables.
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Okay. A meatball sandwich.
I'll start tomorrow.
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I first came to Gary's
about two years ago.
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I don't understand it.
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I was a size 6 before aerobics class.
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All that jumping
must have expanded my foot.
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Then I see you must have fallen
on your butt a time or two.
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How dare you to say that to my face?
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I'd say it behind your back, but my
car has only got a half a tank of gas.
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What do you say to that, Bundy?
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Well, I'd say I used heroic restraint,
much like the witness's girdle.
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For every insult,
you lose a free meal.
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Oh, come on. I didn't mean it.
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Haven't you ever had something
just slip right out of your mouth?
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I suppose not.
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Come on,
it's not like I say this stuff all the time.
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Are we finished here?
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Well, I'm not sure
I like this shade of blue.
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I'll tell you what I'll do then.
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We'll stand you in front of a mirror.
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I'll begin strangling you.
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When you reach the shade of blue
that is satisfactory to you...
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...you yell "moo" and I'll stop.
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That's it.
I'm taking my business elsewhere.
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May I suggest Jenny Craig?
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With this attitude, you're gonna be
working here for the rest of your life.
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Well, take a gander
into the seat next to you...
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...if you wanna see
what your future looks like.
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Come, Penelope.
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Let's go someplace
where they treat us with respect.
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Well, try the moon.
You'll weigh less there.
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Just a second here, Peg.
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Dexter, get the tranquilizer gun.
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I'm afraid we're gonna have to tag
and release this one.
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Come on, Arnold. We're leaving.
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I want a balloon.
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You've already got one.
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No more. No more.
I can't take any more.
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Feeling bad, aren't you, Mr. Bundy?
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My coupons.
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You are incorrigible.
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All right.
I am ready to announce my verdict.
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Now, just a second, Judge Cheeto.
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Now, I demand equal time.
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Speaking of Equal,
you really ought to try some.
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I would give you equal time...
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00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:09,149
...but who would be so loathsome
and horrid as to defend you?
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Oh, Al.
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Peg, thank God you're here.
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Gee, Al, you really are tortured
by your customers.
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We are trying to teach this man that his
behavior towards us is unacceptable.
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00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:27,133
But a better use of time would be
to teach each other the words:
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"No, thank you, I'm full."
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Does he ever stop?
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Only in bed.
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-But he never really gets started so--
-Peg...
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...Peg, tell them about the time
I let your mother come live with us.
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I'll take care of this.
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You can't believe
how rude he was to her.
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So she's big-boned as well.
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You know, inside her, there's
a thin woman just dying to get out.
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We all say that.
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No, there really is.
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Last Thanksgiving,
she ate my Aunt Edna.
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I told her not to stand
so close to the pies.
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That happens.
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I lost a kindergarten class that way.
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And I'm on trial.
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Okay, now brace yourself.
I'm gonna pull it off on three, okay?
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Three!
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All right.
Should we try the blowtorch again?
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Anything but that again.
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All right. Well, I still think that
the razor worked the best.
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I don't have any eyebrows left.
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Sure you do. Here you go.
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00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,871
Look, Dad's gonna be home
any second.
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We gotta get these bubbles out.
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Fine.
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Good, Bud, nice time for a nap.
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Bud? Bud, wake up.
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Darn it.
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Bad Bud. Bad Bud.
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Mrs. Bundy,
has your husband ever shown...
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...any compassion
towards large women?
242
00:16:55,348 --> 00:17:00,954
Well, he did like that big mom
on What's Happening...
243
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,491
...but then, he even made fun of her.
244
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,493
Traitor!
245
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,262
Al, I'm under oath.
246
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:13,333
Oath?
You swore on a stack of pancakes.
247
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,502
I've heard enough.
248
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:20,673
Al Bundy, I find you guilty
of excessive cruelty to large women.
249
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,510
You should see
what he's like with midgets.
250
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,112
The proper term is "little people."
251
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:30,049
Well, that's the proper term
for anyone standing next to you.
252
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,854
That's it.
253
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:40,126
Hey. That's our dinner coupons,
you fat cow.
254
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,533
No, no, no,
we don't like to be called fat.
255
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,135
Then stay home.
256
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,338
You go girl.
257
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:00,547
Let the punishment begin.
258
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:11,991
Since it's your birthday and you love
the Jiggly Room so much...
259
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:15,929
...we decided
to bring the Jiggly Room to you.
260
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:23,036
But all the wrong things are jiggling.
261
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,710
No, stop. Stop. Stop.
262
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:35,281
I have a confession to make.
263
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,155
I was once overweight.
264
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,991
Yes, it's true.
265
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,795
I was in my early teens.
266
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:52,565
"Blubber-Butt Bundy,"
they called me.
267
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,702
They used to stick notes
to the back of my husky pants...
268
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:59,305
...draw mean pictures of me,
put a cowbell around my neck.
269
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,808
Kids can be so cruel.
270
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,210
Those were my parents.
271
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:11,885
So I guess what I'm trying to say
is that I make fun of you...
272
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:16,523
...because I'm trying to deny
my own pain.
273
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:22,662
Al Bundy, we are dropping
all charges against you.
274
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:27,767
Thank you,
my metabolically-challenged chums.
275
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:32,005
In fact,
we are gonna put out the word...
276
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,675
...that Gary's Shoes
is a friend to the large.
277
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,645
Oh, you don't have to do that.
278
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:45,985
It's just nice to realize that we really
are no different from each other.
279
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:50,757
You're right. We're exactly the same.
280
00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:55,662
You know,
the only difference is I stopped eating!
281
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,035
Oh, Al, I never knew that about you.
282
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,370
Peg, I lied.
283
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,508
Just like I tell you
your hair isn't ridiculous.
284
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,910
I should be furious at you.
285
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,413
But since it's your birthday,
let's just go home...
286
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,582
...and I'll tuck you in with
some Big 'Uns.
287
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:20,820
Oh, Peg, my Big 'Uns or yours?
288
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,222
Your Big 'Uns, Al.
289
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,491
Thanks, Peg.
290
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:29,028
Peg, you know, I gotta tell you...
291
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:32,198
...spending eight hours
looking at fat women...
292
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,268
...you don't look half bad.
293
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:39,472
Oh, honey.
294
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,475
Oh, Al.
295
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,515
Oh, Peg.
296
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,986
Oh, Lance.
297
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:07,233
How did you replace
Dad's window so fast?
298
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,135
Jefferson, get out of the tanning bed.
299
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:12,505
Someone stole the window
to my Mercedes.
300
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,908
Happy birthday!
301
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,481
Hey, thanks, kids.
302
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:25,118
Hey, this turned out to be
a pretty great birthday after all.
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