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You know, Peg,
I hate to be a needy husband...
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...a demanding husband,
and your husband...
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...but where the hell
is my Thanksgiving pie tin?
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Why don't you check under the couch
where I keep the other dirty dishes?
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Once again, Peg, way to homemake.
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You see, now, I can't quite reach.
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Well, here.
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You wanna try my bonbon retriever?
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I got something.
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Hey, it's from Bud's nursery school.
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He failed his T.B. test, Peg.
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I told him to study.
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Damn cough. I just can't shake it.
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Happy Thanksgiving, all.
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Vacuuming for lost hair, Al?
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Why don't you take your
shriveled-up gourds on out of here?
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And your cornucopia too.
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Wow, corn. Thanks, Mrs. D'Arcy.
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Those are shellacked, you aphid.
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Peggy, aren't you gonna cook a turkey
for your family this Thanksgiving?
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You expect me to cook on a holiday?
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Homemaking a job too, you know.
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Why don't you apply for it, Peg?
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Hey, I found it.
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Oh, good. Now you can put
that metal plate back in your head.
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Although, that's a lot like putting
a lid on an empty jar.
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Or a bra on you.
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This pie tin is worth 25 cents...
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...towards one of Aunt Maddie's
famous sweet potato pies.
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If she's so famous,
how come I haven't heard of her?
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I don't know. Maybe because
she doesn't make chicken pies.
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Please don't get him started
on Aunt Maddie.
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Bud, unlike the happy childhood
we provided for you...
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...I didn't have such a fortunate
upbringing.
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Oh, well, I'm sure
Mr. and Mrs. Sasquatch did their best.
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But we did have one holiday tradition
that we cherished.
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Mom would serve Dad
the traditional Wild Turkey...
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...and then chug
the rest of the bottle.
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We'd weave on down to Aunt Maddie's
and pick up a sweet potato pie...
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...then go back home,
the folks would pass out...
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...and I'd have me that sweet potato pie
all to myself.
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Sort of makes you all warm
and fuzzy inside, doesn't it?
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That's what Mom said
about that Wild Turkey.
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Yeah. Shake it, baby.
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Oh, hey, that Miss Piggy is always
a hit in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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And, kids, looks who's coming up:
Betty Boop.
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Oh, she's fine.
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Oh, Bud.
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I'm a dead man.
I couldn't get the turkey.
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Marcy's gonna kill me.
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Whoa, check out Betty Boop.
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Those have gotta be fake.
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That's nothing. Miss Piggy's dress
got caught on a traffic light.
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I saw everything.
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Everything.
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Oh, the parade.
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Hey, when did they get
a Rush Limbaugh balloon?
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No, Mom. That--
That is Rush Limbaugh.
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Peggy. Peggy, help.
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Look, Thanksgiving
is Marcy's favorite holiday.
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If I ruin it,
she's gonna cut off my giblets.
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I thought she did that
a long time ago.
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Will you sell me your turkey?
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Well, I'd give him to you,
but he's out getting pie.
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I'm dead. There's not a single turkey
left in all of Chicago.
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Hey, you guys.
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Look at this fat chicken
that followed me home.
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I'm gonna name him Hank.
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Hello. Hello.
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Aunt Maddie, open up.
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Hey, Al, they're closed.
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Says there's been a death
in the family.
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Oh, God, no. Does that mean
no pie this Thanksgiving?
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Can I help you folks?
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Yeah, I need to find Aunt Maddie.
You know where she is?
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-Oh, she's down at the church, son.
-And where is that?
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Now, you go down to the end
of the block and you make a right.
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Go past the barber shop,
and you take your first right.
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Go another block,
make another right...
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...then one more right,
and it's on your right.
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Well, wouldn't it be easier
just to cross the street?
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Sure.
But I need a ride to the barber shop.
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How you doing?
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Turkey on Thanksgiving.
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This could catch on.
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Kelly.
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Look at the--
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Look at the nice bed
we made for Hank.
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Listen, honey,
when he's all snuggled in...
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...we'll kiss him goodbye.
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I meant, good night.
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And then we're gonna put him
into his little house.
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Well, I don't know if he's gonna like it.
Hank's afraid of the dark.
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Oh, but see, if I turn this little dial...
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...his house fills up with a pretty
blue light.
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Yeah, and-- And he'll be real comfy
sleeping on these bread crumbs.
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And, honey, I made him a blanket.
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Wait a minute.
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I know what you guys
are trying to do.
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You're trying to get Hank
to like you more than me.
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Well, I am sorry.
We're too smart to fall for that.
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All right,
this is what we're gonna do.
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I'll distract her,
while you snap the neck.
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Couldn't you snap her neck?
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I mean, after all, she is my sister. I--
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Kelly, honey,
I'm getting a little concerned.
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Yeah, you're getting
very attached to Hank...
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...and the life span of a turkey
is very short.
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Especially this time of year.
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Kelly, what are you doing?
These are my pants.
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I know, but you and Hank
are about the same size.
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What--? What are you doing
with your hands around Hank's neck?
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Just checking his pulse.
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He doesn't look too good.
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Could be turkey pox.
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Maybe we should check
his temperature with this.
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Yeah.
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But first, we better take off
his feathers and examine him.
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Wait a minute.
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I know what you guys are up to.
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You just wanna see Hank naked.
God.
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Excuse me. I'm--
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I'm looking for Aunt Maddie.
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Here she comes now.
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I don't know how I can live
without the warmth and sweetness.
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We're all gonna miss her.
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That unforgettable, spicy flavor...
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...and buttery bottom.
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Good Lord,
is he talking about Aunt Maddie?
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I think Aunt Maddie had jungle fever
with this man.
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So...
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...you come here often?
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Do you mind?
I'm overwhelmed with grief.
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Well, how would you like
to be overwhelmed by Griff?
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Gentlemen, excuse me.
I don't believe we've met.
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I'm James Brown,
Aunt Maddie's nephew.
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-Aren't you that guy on TV?
-The host of NFL on Fox?
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Why, yes, I am.
But you know, I also cover hockey.
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Yeah, but who cares about that?
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So you knew my Aunt Maddie?
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I have very fond memories
of your aunt.
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My mother and father use to take me
to her pie store every Thanksgiving.
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I'd try to steal a cookie and
she'd slap me upside the head.
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Then she'd give me a cookie anyway.
She was a wonderful woman.
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Wait a minute.
Don't tell me you're Al Bundy?
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-Yeah, did she talk about me?
-Oh, my goodness. All the time.
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As a matter of fact,
I'm where I am today because of you.
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Really?
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Yeah. I can hear her now.
She used to always say:
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"James, do your homework
or you'll wind up like Al Bundy."
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Yeah, I'm glad I could help.
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So you're staying for pie?
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-Pie?
-Pie?
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Of course. After the service...
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...we're all gonna have a bit
of Aunt Maddie's last sweet potato pie.
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Hallelujah
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Hanky, your bubble bath's ready.
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Okay. Let's kill him.
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Hanky, Pooky, are you down here?
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Oh, this is ridiculous.
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Kelly, look, I know you love Hank.
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So I'm gonna say this
as gently as possible.
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We're gonna cut
that bird's head off...
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...stuff his butt full of bread,
and eat him.
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Oh, get away! Get away!
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You are not gonna kill Hank.
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Kelly? Honey, it's your mother.
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You know I'm on your side.
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How many heart-to-hearts
have we had through this door?
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Mom, that's the linen closet.
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We have a linen closet?
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Open up.
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Go away, you turkey-haters.
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Kelly, I promise he won't feel a thing.
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This isn't one of your dates, Bud.
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I'm sorry, Hank.
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I really wanna keep you...
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...but it's not safe here.
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I'm gonna have to set you free.
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Oh, me too. I'll never forget you.
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Fly away, Hank.
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Fly like the wind!
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I meant fly up, Hank!
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Gonna lay down my sword and shield
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Down by the riverside
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Down by the riverside
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Oh, that was inspirational!
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Let's do another one!
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Amen, brother Griff.
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-What?
-I've been waiting for one year...
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...for a taste of that pie...
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...so if you don't wanna make this
a double funeral, stop singing.
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He's got the whole world
In his hands
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He's got whole wide world
In his hands
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He's got the whole world
In his hands
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I want that whole pie
In my hands
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Excuse me.
Excuse me, Reverend Hightower.
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Now, this glorious music has ridden on
angel's wings to Aunt Maddie's ears.
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But now it's time to celebrate her life
by sharing this...
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...heavenly pie.
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Hallelujah.
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Brother Al's deep love
for Aunt Maddie's pie...
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...should be an inspiration to us all.
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Well, not to us all.
There's only one pie.
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Brother Al used the word "heavenly,"
and he is right.
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Yes.
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He's so right that we cannot,
we should not...
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...we must not divide this pie.
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Hallelujah.
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Because only one is worthy of it.
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I think they're gonna give me
this pie.
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As brother Al suggests...
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...this pie should go
to our heavenly Father.
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-Yes, sir.
-Amen.
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Him? Him? Why him?
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He can get a pie
any time he wants to.
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No, wait, wait. Please, don't take it.
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You're right.
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We can't take it, brother Al.
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Only Aunt Maddie can take it to him.
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-That's right.
-Yes.
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Let's us bow our heads in prayer.
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Yes, let us pray.
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Aunt Maddie, excuse me...
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...but I just know
you'd want me to have this last pie.
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So if you could,
would you just give me a sign?
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Any sign at all.
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Even if the sign is no sign.
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Good.
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Then the sign is no sign at all.
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You know, she was--
She was getting cold.
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That no-count Bundy boy
is stealing Aunt Maddie's pie.
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Get him.
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Well, who knew
that turkeys couldn't fly?
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I did.
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-Me too.
-Ditto.
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Jefferson,
thanks for my Thanksgiving turkey.
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Well, you really have to thank Kelly.
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I mean, she's the one who threw him
to his neck-snapping death.
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I'm so sorry, Hank.
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You're talking into his butt.
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His head's in the garbage.
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You guys are really
being insensitive.
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-Honey, it was an accident.
-Right.
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It wasn't your fault.
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00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:32,419
Hi. Mr. McGuinty told me
you found my turkey. Where is he?
248
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,622
She killed him.
249
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,991
You killed Timothy?
250
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,592
I'm sorry.
251
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,862
I threw him out the window
because I thought he could fly.
252
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,865
What are you, an idiot?
253
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:50,703
I raised him from an egg.
We won a 4-H ribbon together.
254
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,372
I'm really sorry.
255
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,041
It's not fair.
256
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,844
I wanted to kill him.
257
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,583
I didn't even get to chop off
his head.
258
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,186
Well, it--
259
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:10,256
Hey, it wasn't much fun. I mean,
he didn't run around or anything.
260
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,126
Ladies and gentlemen.
261
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,028
Marcy.
262
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,838
I got my pie.
263
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,607
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to enjoy it.
264
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:31,678
Al, we had a horrible Thanksgiving.
265
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,313
I killed my pet turkey.
266
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,515
I forgot to reserve a turkey.
267
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,484
I didn't get to eat turkey.
268
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,119
I saw Ms. Piggy's woo-woo.
269
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,291
I mean-- I mean, we're starving.
270
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,760
Are you kidding me?
271
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:50,430
Do you know what I had to go through
to get this pie?
272
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,099
Al.
273
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,337
How could you leave without me?
274
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,672
You weren't in the car?
275
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,108
No.
276
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,944
Do you know how hard it is
for a bloody black man...
277
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:08,114
...to get a cab on Thanksgiving?
278
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,751
I'm sorry, buddy. Thanks a lot
for running interference for me.
279
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,620
Well, if you really wanna thank me...
280
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,788
...you can just give me
a piece of that pie.
281
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,825
No, no. It's a Thanksgiving tradition.
282
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,427
No, I never share my pie.
283
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:25,331
Al, I think Aunt Maddie
would want you to share.
284
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,835
Peg, the only thing I'm sharing
is this Thanksgiving wish for all of you:
285
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,937
Get out.
286
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,942
Al Bundy.
287
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,346
Down here, boy.
288
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,383
Aunt Maddie?
289
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,522
Al Bundy, what did I always say?
290
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:53,159
"If you want that cookie,
you gotta pay for it"?
291
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,528
No, the other thing.
292
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,698
"My pies are always sweeter
when you share 'em"?
293
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,400
Right.
294
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,670
Now, you share that pie
with your family and friends.
295
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,506
Don't make me hit you
upside the head.
296
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:14,614
Come on, Al, it's Thanksgiving.
Share with us.
297
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,385
No.
298
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,990
Al Bundy.
299
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,660
Okay.
300
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,832
-Anybody wanna share my pie?
-Yes. Thank you, Daddy.
301
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,401
-Al, I knew you'd come through.
-Happy Thanksgiving.
302
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,036
Good boy.
303
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,006
Happy Thanksgiving, Aunt Maddie.
304
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,148
Don't go away. We'll be right back.
305
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:54,253
Wow, JB, I can't believe
that you got smoked by Al Bundy.
306
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,690
I mean, my God, the man's
a middle-aged shoe salesman.
307
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,193
Guys, let's check this out
and go to the replay.
308
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,427
Let's do it.
309
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,464
Hey, check out the missed tackle
by Ms. Eunetta.
310
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,599
Now, that's just sloppy.
311
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,836
Now Bundy heads for daylight.
Oh, and who's there to stop him?
312
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:14,874
That's right. Our own James
"Fold up Like a Blanket" Brown.
313
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:18,645
Where's the flag? I told you
they should bring back instant replay.
314
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:23,316
Man, he ran over you
like a woman in a shoe sale.
315
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,551
I'll tell you what,
it looked like Al Bundy...
316
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,654
...wanted it
just a little more than you.
317
00:21:29,022 --> 00:21:32,025
Wait a minute.
Who asked you, four eyes?
318
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,527
Is he talking to me?
You want some of me, Harvard?
319
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:37,030
Hey, hold on. Come on.
Let's just get along here--
320
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,598
-Stay out of it, baldy.
-Stay out of it, baldy.
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00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:39,799
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