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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:12,513 Big day today, Peg. I'm getting a raise. 2 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:16,250 Al, you haven't had a raise since our honeymoon. 3 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:19,120 And even that was below minimum. 4 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,925 What's for breakfast today, Peg? 5 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:27,862 Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy? 6 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:31,665 You know, Al, I've been a little concerned about your cholesterol. 7 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:35,336 So I've switched to Nothing Beaters. 8 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:40,040 Besides, your paycheck is so small, we can't afford the luxuries of life. 9 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:44,078 Gee, Peg, is a shotgun considered a luxury? 10 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:51,685 Maybe. But unlike you, Al, a shotgun can go off more than once a month. 11 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:55,055 If I had something worth stuffing... 12 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,825 ...maybe I'd take my gun in the woods more often. 13 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:05,900 Mom, have you seen my lucky audition blouse? 14 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,136 -What does it look like? -It's see-through. 15 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,573 Maybe that's why I can't find it. 16 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:21,949 Hi, there. I have a free gift for Peg Bundy, Home Shopper of the Month. 17 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:26,654 Kelly, give the man a tip. 18 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:30,858 I get dressed with the curtains open every morning. 19 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:34,795 I know. Why do you think I picked this route? 20 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:36,497 Bye. 21 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:55,115 What is it? 22 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,552 It's a microwave oven. 23 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:02,523 What kind of cruel joke is this? Send it back. 24 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,925 Wait. No, no, no. I've heard about these. 25 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:09,296 Now, whenever you want hot food, all you have to do is press the buttons. 26 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:13,133 So it's like the phone. 27 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,337 Hello. 28 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:57,311 I'm telling you, buddy, hard as we work, we deserve a raise. 29 00:02:57,478 --> 00:03:00,648 Let us in! 30 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:04,451 Oh, Griff, it's your turn. 31 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,954 All right. 32 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:22,303 You know, I could get a trained chimp to do your job... 33 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:25,139 ...but it'd be a waste of a perfectly good trained chimp. 34 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:29,510 Yeah, but it's such a nice vacation for him to get out of your bedroom. 35 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:35,316 By the way, I think that is one lucky chimp. 36 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:40,020 This year, we're going to have a sales contest. 37 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:42,089 First place gets the raise. 38 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:45,492 Second place gets a swift kick in the ass. 39 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:49,096 Why don't you give us a real incentive? Let the winner kick you in the ass. 40 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:57,671 Instead of kicking my butt, you should be kissing it. 41 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:01,875 Hey, what do you think I look like, your monkey? 42 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:09,683 -That stinks. -Yeah. Sorry, it's a tough break, buddy. 43 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,785 What are you talking about? 44 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,888 Well, come on, Griff, you can't compete with my charm. 45 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,757 I'm a natural-born salesman. 46 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,626 -Excuse me-- -Hey! 47 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:22,630 Do I come to the hag shop, bother you when you're working? 48 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:29,870 This contest is no contest. You're going down, Bundy. 49 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,539 Let's rock, fat boy. 50 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,577 Your mama. 51 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,780 My wife. 52 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,484 You win. 53 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,855 No, I don't. 54 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:52,159 Mom, I'm telling you, this microwave is broken. 55 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:56,563 Now, I keep pressing the popcorn button and no popcorn's coming out. 56 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:01,402 Well, try pressing lamb, pork or veal. 57 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:05,739 Wonder which one it will be. 58 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:13,080 Excuse me, Betty and Moronica. 59 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,318 You gotta put food in it first. 60 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,621 Well, then what good is it? 61 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:24,591 Oh, look, wait. I found something way here in the back. 62 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,697 It's a little turtle. 63 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:34,001 Timmy Turtle? 64 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,738 You said he went to go live on a farm... 65 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:41,175 ...where he had more room to romp and play. 66 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:45,846 Well, honey, actually, Timmy Turtle had a terrible disease... 67 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:49,717 ...and we decided to freeze him until we could find a cure. 68 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,721 He has no head, Mom. 69 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:57,725 Well, that was his disease. 70 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,594 Well, do they have a cure for that yet? 71 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:04,665 Well, when they find a cure for that, you'll be the first to know. 72 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,768 See you soon, Timmy. 73 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,804 Oh, look, here's a meatball. 74 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,407 Oh, put that in. Come on. 75 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:22,216 Oh, my God. That meatball has eyes. 76 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,557 Timmy! 77 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:41,268 -Well, that was fun. -Yeah. 78 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:44,271 I wonder what a bigger head would do. 79 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,614 That's your father. Quick, hide the microwave. 80 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:57,184 If he smells turtle brains, he's gonna want dinner. Go on. 81 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,396 Something smells good. 82 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:12,132 Oh, gee, Al, I saw that on Oprah. 83 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:17,838 Smelling things that aren't really there is the first the sign of a brain tumor. 84 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,239 Gee, Peg, I thought... 85 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:22,409 ...that watching Oprah was the first sign of a brain tumor. 86 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,516 There you go. 87 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,285 There it is, ma'am. 88 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:38,292 No waiting at Register 2. 89 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,132 Free shoes. 90 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:49,136 -Can you help me? -Madam, I would be delighted. 91 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:53,173 Do these shoes make me look fat? Be honest. 92 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:58,979 No, they make you look very...fat. 93 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,182 I'm sorry, I'm new at this. 94 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,151 May I add, that's a lovely broach... 95 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,554 ...or is it cud stain? 96 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:14,561 Score one more for the Griff Express! 97 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,432 You know, Griff, because I respect our friendship... 98 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,934 ...I'm willing to split that raise right now. 99 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,736 Like I'm gonna fall for that. 100 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:26,306 Come on, Griff. We ought to make Gary give us both a raise. 101 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:28,542 -How? -Well, I mean... 102 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:31,345 ...she must be doing something illegal. 103 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,014 Yeah, but will the monkey wear a wire? 104 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,987 Sign here for shoes from the sweatshop. 105 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,356 Not now, kid. We're trying to blackmail someone. 106 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,392 Please, hurry. If I am late getting back to the sweatshop... 107 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,829 ...they'll make we watch Caroline in the City. 108 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,832 Kid, we're talking here. 109 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:55,435 Now, what can we blackmail Gary with? 110 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:59,773 Excuse me, but I have to get back to Gary's sweatshop. 111 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:04,611 Hey. This kid just gave me a great idea. 112 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,547 Long John Silver's for lunch? 113 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:12,219 No. Don't you get it? Sweatshop, blackmail. 114 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:15,188 -Gary's going down. -Yeah! 115 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,840 Okay. We got the camera, the lapel mike... 116 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,410 ...and the bulletproof underwear. 117 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:40,447 Hey, you didn't tell me to bring any special underwear. 118 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,617 Yours are already bulletproof. 119 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:47,788 Right. Hey, this spy stuff makes me hungry. 120 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:51,491 -Did you bring the Cheetos? -No. Too crunchy. 121 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,560 I brought gummy bears. 122 00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:00,300 This is the most humiliating thing I have ever done. 123 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:06,606 You obviously don't remember your Little League tryouts. 124 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,043 Is the sombrero-cam ready? 125 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:22,089 Bud, go in there and get pictures of the horrible, squalid working conditions. 126 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,591 Go on, go on, go on. 127 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:35,068 Keep it in your hat, Budro. 128 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:40,941 Now, I'm wearing the wire. 129 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,076 I'll get this guy to incriminate himself. 130 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:47,481 All right, all right. I'll go search the office for damaging evidence. 131 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,715 Jefferson. 132 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,519 These two gummy bears are doing it. 133 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,727 Hi. I'm Bob Thompson. 134 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:04,631 Welcome to Happy Soles Footwear. What can I do for you? 135 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,369 -Gummy bear? -Thank you. 136 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:15,075 I have an underage worker for you. Are you interested? 137 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,512 So you would be interested... 138 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:23,683 ...in exploiting this child in your highly illegal sweatshop. 139 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,523 You wanna clarify that? 140 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,726 He's nodding. 141 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:38,532 Would you care to add anything before we strike this highly illegal bargain? 142 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,600 Yeah. These bears appear to be doing it. 143 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,803 I said that! 144 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:47,107 -Hey! -Who was that? 145 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:50,977 Why, that's Manny. He's our VP of human resources. 146 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,613 He's in charge of orientation. 147 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,018 That seemed a little harsh. 148 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:01,655 Well, here's your finder's fee. 149 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:06,960 Dad! 150 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:10,497 Well, spare the prod, spoil the child. 151 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:13,233 Hey, are you interested in buying an older redhead? 152 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,770 Now, she's not go a good worker, but she's a good breeder. 153 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,773 I wouldn't breed her, but somebody could. 154 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,476 We're full up. A pleasure doing business with you. 155 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,678 Yeah, you too. Hey, in the future... 156 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,147 ...if I should come here for my sweatshop needs... 157 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:30,417 ...should I go directly to you or to your boss... 158 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:34,588 ...Gary, from Gary's Shoes? 159 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,189 Whatever. 160 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,992 He said, "Whatever." 161 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:44,097 Al, Al, look at the slave wages they pay these poor people. 162 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,266 They make more than me! 163 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,003 And they get gruel. 164 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:58,011 Dad-o! Help-o! Lots of blood-o! 165 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:03,083 You chuckleheads, this better be good. I'm in the middle of a facial. 166 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,886 Well, turn around. Let's see how it's going. 167 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,855 Look, we know you run a sweatshop. 168 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:12,993 And we've got the proof. 169 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,629 All right. You caught me with my pants down. 170 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,498 Hey, enough about your facial. 171 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:22,068 Now, we have demands. We want shorter working hours. 172 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:25,472 Al, that means you'd have to spend more time at home. 173 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,874 We demand longer working hours. 174 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,343 No, we don't. We want money. 175 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,245 Okay, you got me over a barrel. 176 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,614 Hey, who's blackmailing who, here? 177 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:40,253 What I'm saying is: You can have anything you want. 178 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,331 Two hundred and fifty bucks. 179 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,634 Each? 180 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,210 Yes. 181 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,679 I'll do it. 182 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:09,249 -I'll bring you the money tomorrow. -Today. 183 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:13,119 Okay, but I'll have to miss my electrolysis. 184 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,624 -Tomorrow. -Tomorrow. 185 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,296 It's almost ready. 186 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:27,100 Mom. Mom, look at the clock. 187 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,869 I think we're going backwards in time. 188 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:35,375 Well, maybe it can take us back to before I met Al. 189 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,112 Then I wouldn't have been born. 190 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,715 Not necessarily. 191 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,786 There's your Dad. Hide the microwave. 192 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:49,789 -Where? -Put it on my side of the bed. 193 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,759 Lord knows, he'll never find anything there. 194 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,794 Hold on. 195 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,701 Now, now, Peg. 196 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:05,038 Peg, I swear I smell food. 197 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:08,675 Now, you haven't been eating around on me behind my back, have you? 198 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:12,612 Al, I can't even breathe behind your back. 199 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,082 Hey, what is that? I heard a ding. 200 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,251 Ringing in your ears. 201 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,320 That's the second sign of a brain tumor. 202 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,755 You must be terminal. 203 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:25,925 Peg, you don't have to cheer me up. I've had a great day. 204 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:37,337 Well, Marcy, congratulations. I didn't know you were expecting. 205 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,549 Peggy, my oven is on the fritz... 206 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,419 ...and I was hoping you could warm my giblets. 207 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:57,057 I thought that was your husband's unfortunate job. 208 00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:02,062 No. It's my job to stuff the bird. 209 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:09,602 You know, Al, there are so many things that I could point out right now. 210 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,440 Your receding hairline, your depraved children-- 211 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:17,477 Your chronically unsatisfied wife. 212 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,514 Thank you, Peggy, but I just think I'll keep it simple. 213 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,217 You're a shoe salesman. 214 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:30,657 Make that shoe salesman/extortionist. 215 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:35,595 Al's boss runs an illegal sweatshop and he's blackmailing her. 216 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:39,532 Al Bundy, I have never been so ashamed of you. 217 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,068 Oh, except for last night. 218 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,604 We'll just keep that between ourselves... 219 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,540 ...which was something you weren't able to do... 220 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:51,010 ...but let's not get into it, which you know you also had trouble with. 221 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,479 Okay, Peg. 222 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,515 All right. I'm sorry, Al. I won't bring it up again. 223 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,584 Of course, up-- 224 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:05,024 Al Bundy, you are a despicable human being. 225 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,093 And you, Jefferson, will be slaving away... 226 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,130 ...in your own little sweatshop tonight. 227 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,833 Well, Peg, since my ship came in, I'm going out. 228 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,603 I think I'll bowl a few frames. 229 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:22,142 Honey, why don't you just stay home and bowl me over? 230 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:28,681 Because, Peg, I prefer a place where my balls are returned properly. 231 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,426 Hi, pumpkin. 232 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,562 Hey, Daddy. 233 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,368 What are you doing in the closet? 234 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:54,941 This isn't the closet. This is the.... It's the elevator. 235 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,977 Alrighty. 236 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,484 Going up. 237 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:13,092 Boy, this day just keeps getting better and better. 238 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,764 All right, beat this. 239 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:22,969 Over the fountain, off the Gap sign... 240 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:27,774 ...and right into that woman grazing the Hickory Barn sample bag. 241 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:33,346 What do I get if I knock the salami out of her mouth? 242 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,882 A grateful salami. 243 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:42,121 Hey, no fair banking it off her forehead. 244 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,923 Oh, my God. It's Gary. 245 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,596 Which one of you morons threw this shoe? 246 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,364 -He did. -He did. 247 00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,167 All right, you idiots. 248 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,904 Here's your hush money. Where's the evidence? 249 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,742 Hey, this is fake money. 250 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,979 There's no such thing as a hundred dollar bill. 251 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,981 Here they are. 252 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:13,319 This is Miranda Vera Cruz de la Hoya Cardinale. 253 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,558 Thanks to news tipster, Marcy D'Arcy... 254 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:23,162 ...we have just discovered that Gary's Shoes uses sweatshop labor. 255 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,198 And if that isn't bad enough... 256 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,468 ...these shoes are hideous and poorly constructed. 257 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,671 Speaking of hideous and poorly-constructed... 258 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,908 ...meet Gary, owner of Gary's sweatshop. 259 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,777 You are the one who's exploiting these children? 260 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,812 What do you have to say for yourself? 261 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,849 You can say I'm ugly. 262 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:46,653 You can say I'm untalented. 263 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:52,025 But don't you dare say I don't care about the children. 264 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,098 Frank Gifford gave us more. 265 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,335 That's my money. I blackmailed that money, fair and square. 266 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,870 Give up, Al. 267 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,706 What about me, huh? I'm exploited. 268 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,809 I'm overworked, underpaid and malnourished. 269 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,478 I've got a brain tumor. 270 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,849 Al, three things. First: 271 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:23,823 Second, to have a brain tumor, you have to have a brain. 272 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,859 And third, this is not about you. 273 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:30,897 This is about these poor, victimized children. 274 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,634 -Thank you, señora. -Watch the hook, Paco. 275 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,604 This is cashmere. 276 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,976 Oh, thanks, idiots. I couldn't buy publicity like this. 277 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,478 -So you're gonna give us the raise? -Forget it. 278 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,648 Since I've been busted, I'm cutting your salaries in half. 279 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,351 Back to work, morons. 280 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:58,024 You heard the man. Back to work. 281 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,926 Across the Orange Julius... 282 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:03,162 ...to the Sunglass Hut, to the NordicTrack store... 283 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:06,666 ...and right up Gary's monkey-loving butt. 284 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:32,325 What kind of trashy tramp would wear these? 22036

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