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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,646 Hey, Peg. 2 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:25,025 A fat woman hedgehogged her way into the shoe store today.... 3 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:32,500 Popcorn air freshener. That could only mean one thing. 4 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:36,203 -Bundy night at the movies! -Bundy night at the movies! 5 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:43,444 Oh, Peg, you even got the floor sticky, just like at the theater. 6 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,513 You know what else we do at the theater? 7 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:49,216 You're not gonna put M&M's in your lap and make me hunt for them? 8 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:53,554 By the time I get there, they've melted and it gets all gooey. 9 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:57,958 Well, you know, if you'd get there sooner, they'd melt in your mouth. 10 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:01,862 Oh, Peg, it just doesn't get any better than this. I owe you one. 11 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:06,767 -Well, maybe after the movies, Al-- -I said owe, Peg, as in "not pay." 12 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,237 -Hey. -Dad. 13 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:18,612 Have anything I could use to create the impression we're having a windstorm? 14 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:21,482 Yes, but he's sitting on it. 15 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:26,220 See, my date really gets turned on by scary situations. 16 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:29,390 Apparently, taking his clothes off isn't enough. 17 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,293 So I decided to create a fake tornado. 18 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,528 You know, my own little natural disaster. 19 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:38,399 Oh, like one of your hand-lotion tsunamis? 20 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:45,372 Now, let's not tease Bud. He might turn out weird. 21 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:50,211 You know, I really did see something on Oprah... 22 00:01:50,377 --> 00:01:54,315 ...that said women really do get turned on by life-threatening situations. 23 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:56,217 -I know I do. -Me too. 24 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:59,186 Why don't you go upstairs and slip into a dry-cleaning bag... 25 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:00,955 ...see what that does for us? 26 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:04,425 I'm getting all hot just thinking about it. 27 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:09,363 And you wonder why I have problems with women. 28 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:11,632 -No, we don't. -No, we don't. 29 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:56,176 Looks like we made it just in time, Ariel. 30 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,917 That tornado's gonna hit any second now. 31 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,452 But there's not a cloud in the sky. 32 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:08,656 Well, haven't you ever heard of the calm before the storm? 33 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:14,628 No. But then, I just realized the Olsen twins are two people. 34 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,735 Look, why don't you just take a look outside... 35 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,671 ...and you tell me what you see, okay? 36 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:40,421 Wait a minute. Doesn't lightning come before thunder? 37 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:44,224 Yeah, sure, except in very bad storms... 38 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:49,129 ...when the positive and negative ions make everything, you know, kooky. 39 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:54,435 Wow, it's getting really windy out there, Bud. 40 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:58,305 You'd better bring those fans in before they blow away. 41 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:04,278 I just put those fans out there to create a counter-vortex to the tornado. 42 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:11,452 Bud, you are so smart and sexy. 43 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:14,088 I don't know what you see in me. 44 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:17,725 Hopefully me, in a minute. 45 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:24,164 These shoes are too big. I'm swimming in them. 46 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:27,735 Well, that would explain the life preserver under your dress. 47 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:32,506 I'm gonna go out on a limb here. 48 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:35,709 You've never been employee of the month, have you? 49 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:40,247 That's right, but if I were you, I wouldn't be going out on any limbs. 50 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:44,485 Look, I told you, I'm a five. 51 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:49,823 And you are going to sell me a five if I have to sit here all night. 52 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,492 So because you're mad at me... 53 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:55,129 ...you're going to take it out on a perfectly innocent chair... 54 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,898 ...a chair that has suffered enough already. 55 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:00,901 Well, I have just about had enough of you. 56 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:04,071 You wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a medium drink. 57 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:13,947 You know medium, the size between small and you. 58 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:19,820 I'm not leaving here until you help me. 59 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,990 I don't know what I could do that God and Deal-A-Meal couldn't... 60 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,359 ...but I'll give it a shot. 61 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:32,099 Griff, you got any aspirin? Or a harpoon? 62 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:34,334 I'm not talking to you. 63 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,805 I can't believe you're still whining about that little practical joke. 64 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:40,140 You sent me to death row. 65 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,177 You made a few close friends. 66 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,814 And they gave you a cool nickname, Black Beauty. 67 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:50,184 Mrs. Black Beauty. 68 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,486 You said you wanted to remarry. 69 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:56,090 Yeah, but not to a 250-pound Filipino. 70 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:57,958 Since when are you prejudiced? 71 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:03,597 -They strapped me in the electric chair. -We'd have rescued you sooner. 72 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:06,967 But when you order a burger well-done, it ought to come well-done. 73 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:09,636 Another few seconds, you could have cooked it on my lap. 74 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:14,174 Well, then, where would Mr. Black Beauty sit? 75 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:18,879 Excuse me, but am I invisible? 76 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:22,015 Possibly from Pluto. 77 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:30,591 Wow, with the money Bud spent to get those trees to bend... 78 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,560 ...he could have just paid for sex, like any normal person. 79 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:38,766 We interrupt Oprah for live coverage of a local twister. 80 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,135 You know, you gotta give Bud credit. 81 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:47,040 I mean, those live power lines really look like they hit that school bus. 82 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:50,144 Kelly, that really is a twister. 83 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:53,714 Those kids really are trapped on that bus. 84 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:57,417 -Cool. -Cool? 85 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,120 How could you be so insensitive? 86 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,823 This storm could preempt Oprah. 87 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,927 Peggy, Kelly. 88 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:16,170 As your civil defense block captain, I'm taking charge. 89 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:19,039 You are to follow my orders without asking any questions. 90 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:22,442 So we're supposed to act like Mr. D'Arcy? 91 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,880 I said no questions. 92 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,150 First, unplug all the appliances. 93 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,686 Oh, I did that when we moved in. 94 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:36,390 Okay. Then we've got to get to the safest place in the house. 95 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,292 Oh, well, that would be Bud's room... 96 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,594 ...because nothing ever happens down there. 97 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:41,795 All right, well, hurry. 98 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:45,165 You've only got time to grab your most precious, personal possession. 99 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,671 Can I take two? 100 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,943 Somebody help me. 101 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:08,488 Hey, Al, the wind is really kicking up on the food court! 102 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:22,469 This tornado is great. 103 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,806 I'll take a falafel. 104 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:28,876 I'll bet you would. 105 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,312 All right, now, look. All right, that's it. Just a minute. 106 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:34,481 A little bit to leeward. 107 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:40,187 There. All right, now, do me a favor. Don't stand up till I get my-- 108 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:47,394 Oh, these feel great. 109 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:50,530 Do they have a special gel lining? 110 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:55,168 Yes, that's the blood spurting from my severed digit. 111 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:59,506 Well, these are perfect for my flamenco class. 112 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:11,785 Help me. Help me. Help me. 113 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:16,757 Al, we gotta go. It's getting real scary out there. 114 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:20,460 Not as scary as it is down here. 115 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,030 Don't worry. I won't leave you, Buddy. 116 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:28,902 Help! Help! Help me! 117 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,071 See you, buddy! 118 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:40,781 I wonder what could happen to make this situation any worse. 119 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:43,216 I have to go to the bathroom. 120 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:09,810 Okay, Marcy. 121 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:14,548 I opened all the windows, tied down the rose bushes, turned off the gas... 122 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:18,285 ...and cut your underwear into tiny little pieces. 123 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:19,720 Why'd you do that? 124 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:23,290 Because I wanted to be the block captain. 125 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,726 Well, you're not. 126 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:28,528 Hey, Mom, do you think Dad's safe from the tornado? 127 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:33,934 Oh, honey, I'm sure he's protected by his "cone of smell." 128 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:38,205 Yeah, but what if it's like The Wizard of Oz? 129 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,741 Kelly, what are you thinking? 130 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:45,112 Daddy's gonna get sucked up by a tornado, spin around in the air... 131 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,948 ...and then land smack on some wicked witch? 132 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:52,652 Help! 133 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,395 I'm home. 134 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:06,700 Well, I guess all we need now is to have a house fall on us. 135 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,345 Cool. 136 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,892 I told you I was a size five. 137 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:38,965 Well, Al, so much for your little threesome fantasy. 138 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:42,569 Oh, that was no threesome, Peg. That was a fivesome. 139 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:46,206 Oh, why, oh, why, did I have to land here? 140 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,776 Why couldn't it have been a nice toxic waste dump? 141 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,745 Well, it is. 142 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,115 I think I might have cracked my pelvis. 143 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,551 -Quit whining, Al. -Hey, you. 144 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:01,955 I just survived Operation Dumbo Drop. I don't wanna have no lip from you. 145 00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:10,764 Come on, Al. The women are depending on us for emotional strength. 146 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:17,537 It's coming, Marcy! Do something, quick! 147 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,175 What did you do that for? 148 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:26,012 Well, Marcy did it and she's the block captain. 149 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,915 Well, she certainly has the haircut for it. 150 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,419 People, people, don't panic. Everything will be fine... 151 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:36,189 ...if we just all move into the basement in an orderly fashion. 152 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,592 Me! Me! 153 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,261 Hey, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. 154 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,096 Now, aren't we forgetting something? 155 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,232 Wage-earners before couch potatoes? 156 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,767 No. I mean Lucky. Where is he? 157 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:51,438 Same place we always put him during bad weather. Outside. 158 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,206 Come on, let's get in the basement. 159 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,709 Well, I'm not going anywhere until I get Lucky. 160 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,979 Well, that should take about 30 seconds. 161 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:07,087 Kelly, you take this walkie-talkie with you and call us if you need help. 162 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,688 Okay. Oh, you know what? 163 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,558 I better take this one, just in case this one breaks. 164 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:16,263 Well, good luck and Godspeed. And remember, we're all in this together. 165 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,167 Hey! Let me in! 166 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,636 I am your block captain. 167 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:26,439 I am your leader. You will die without me. 168 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,742 I am in charge. 169 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,678 You will die without a leader. 170 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:35,081 Let me in. I'm gonna break this door down. 171 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:40,987 One, two, three! 172 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:57,270 Attention. I hate you people. 173 00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,839 Yeah, well, imagine how I feel. 174 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,613 We're in the middle of something here. 175 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,115 This is an emergency. 176 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,519 Please put on your pants. There's a twister coming. 177 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,387 No, there isn't. 178 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:18,325 I just rigged up some hoses and fans to trick Ariel into sleeping with me. 179 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:25,065 Yes, Bud, but in the meantime, a real storm blew in. 180 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:28,335 So I went to all this trouble for nothing? 181 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,139 Bud, you're obscene. 182 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,509 Who could possibly get turned on in the face of disaster? 183 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,085 Oh, I'm not turned on. I just need shelter. 184 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,554 You could be a tree or a garage or-- 185 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,056 Or a laundry-folding wimp. 186 00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:03,270 Women, be brave. There is no reason to lean on us or touch us in any way. 187 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,639 For once, I agree with Al. 188 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:10,910 As your civil defense block captain, there will be no sex during the storm. 189 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,549 No. No. No. 190 00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:20,353 Help us, Al! Do something. 191 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,790 Don't do that. Not that way. 192 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:27,160 Oh, yes! Oh, yes! 193 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:50,550 Well, I guess it's safe enough to go upstairs now. 194 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:54,387 But be careful. There could be loose beams. 195 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,762 Oh, damn door is jammed. 196 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:06,399 Move aside, Marcy. Let the men handle this. Jefferson? 197 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,669 -Bud. -All right, Dad. 198 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:15,208 What? What? No, no! Wait! No! 199 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:24,417 Damn door. Damn Bud's head. Damn soft spot that never healed. 200 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,686 Try it again. 201 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,390 Al, put him down. 202 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,026 All right. Get out of here. 203 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,331 Furniture must be blocking the door. 204 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,734 I hope my couch is okay. 205 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,371 There must be another way out of here. 206 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:48,208 Hey, Al, how about the secret way out? 207 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,179 It's a secret. 208 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,216 -Now, don't panic, Jefferson. -You're right. 209 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,551 After all, Kelly knows we're down here. 210 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,887 Right. And as soon as she remembers.... 211 00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:05,191 -Help! Help! -Help! Help! 212 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:09,996 Come on, Lucky. Come here, Lucky. Please, stop. Come on, Lucky. 213 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:15,635 That's weird. I can outrun a tornado, but I can't catch the damn dog. 214 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:19,072 Maybe I'll try chasing the tornado for a while. Yeah, okay. 215 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:22,275 Here, twister. Come on, twister. Here, twister. 216 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:26,980 Well, since we're stuck here, we might as well play Mad Libs. Okay? 217 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,281 I need a verb. 218 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,283 Cluck. 219 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,721 Okay. Somebody give me a command. 220 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,756 Cluck you? 221 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,560 I like you. 222 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:45,865 You know, perhaps Mad Libs is just a little too advanced for you people... 223 00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:49,969 ...so let's just play 20 questions, okay? Who'll ask the first question? 224 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,938 Go to hell. 225 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,074 That's not a question. 226 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,311 Why don't you go to hell? 227 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,283 I really like you. 228 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:08,688 Well, I'm good at games, except I always lose at strip poker. 229 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:15,862 Game time is over. 230 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:19,332 Perhaps this would be a good time to hand out the food. 231 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,601 Okay. But supplies are limited. 232 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,504 So we're gonna have to pace ourselves. 233 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,679 Good powdered turkey. 234 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:36,349 Dad, you're supposed to dissolve it in water first. 235 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:41,287 Yeah, I thought the turkey was a little dry this year. 236 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,725 Peg, open up the powdered yams. 237 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:50,363 Al, I can't believe you'd expect me to cook at a time like this. 238 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,999 Well, it's not over yet, folks. 239 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:57,403 That tornado that hit Cook County is expected to double back at force five. 240 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:02,208 Force five? That's five times stronger than the last one. 241 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,617 Dear God, no. I can't live through that again. 242 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:16,222 Oh, the darkness, the cold, the awful suction! 243 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:19,559 -I'm not talking about the tornado, Al. -Neither am I. 244 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,800 Hey, Al, I know that we swore on a stack of Big'Uns... 245 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:31,037 ...to keep the secret way out a secret, but.... 246 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:39,012 You're right, Jefferson. This is a matter of life or sex. 247 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,219 -You got your key? -Always. 248 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,655 On my mark. 249 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,830 Okay, Jefferson. Hurry up. 250 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:01,367 You realize we may never see our wives again. 251 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,005 I know. 252 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,687 -I think we made it, Jefferson. -Yeah. 253 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,625 We're in heaven. 254 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:44,677 It's not fair. The Cowardly Lion got courage... 255 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:48,615 ...the Tin Man got a heart, and you got a brain. 256 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:52,619 -What did the Wizard give you? A physical. 257 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:58,124 Hey, cut it out! 20771

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