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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,830 --> 00:00:41,874 REZULTATELE LA TESTE SUNT GATA AZI! 2 00:00:46,295 --> 00:00:47,338 P�l�vr�geal� ruseasc� 3 3 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:55,972 Nu v� face�i griji. Americanii nu b�nuiesc nimic. 4 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:59,892 Americanii nu b�nuiesc nimic. 5 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:07,733 MATERIALE NUCLEARE FURATE DE LA BAZA RUSEASC� 6 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:09,527 DE F�CUT: LUAT M�NCARE PE�TI - MERS LA SALA DE FOR�� - LAPTE! 7 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:15,658 Gardul se �ntinde pe �ntreaga zon� de frontier� 8 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:20,371 �i este electric. 9 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:23,875 GHEARA - POSIBIL� NOU� METOD� DE SECURITATE 10 00:01:27,378 --> 00:01:29,046 A 8-A OAR� IESE CEL MAI BINE! 11 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:32,758 S� CUMP�R UN ALT PESTE AURIU! 12 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:39,056 Fii atent ce mare e asta! S�-mi aduc� cineva harponul. 13 00:01:39,223 --> 00:01:41,225 Aia era so�ia mea. 14 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:50,902 SC�PA�I DE SMART 15 00:01:53,003 --> 00:01:55,303 SubRip by iName 16 00:02:24,685 --> 00:02:27,980 Acest afi�aj e tot ce a mai r�mas din agen�ia secret� de spioni CONTROL, 17 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:31,817 care lupta �mpotriva sindicatului KAOS pentru crim� organizat�. 18 00:02:31,984 --> 00:02:34,737 Agen�ia CONTROL a fost desfiin�at� la finalul R�zboiului Rece. 19 00:02:35,154 --> 00:02:38,157 �n continuare, un exponat... 20 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:48,811 Judy, liftul face �n continuare faza aia cu c�derea brusc�. 21 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:50,730 E�ti sigur� c� cei de la �ntre�inere l-au reparat? 22 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,231 Verific imediat. 23 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,150 Da. L-au reparat. 24 00:03:56,068 --> 00:03:57,403 Pe cur�nd. 25 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,281 Sediul central al agen�iei CONTROL Ora 07:45. 26 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:01,949 - Bun�, Max. - Bun�, Agentule 50. 27 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,870 Cum poate ajunge o musc� la etajul 16 subteran? 28 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,413 - Bun�, Max. - Ce faci, Max? 29 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,915 Larabee. Salut, Agentule 91. 30 00:04:09,081 --> 00:04:12,627 Zi mare ast�zi! Poate chiar ultima �n care mai folose�ti un creion! 31 00:04:12,793 --> 00:04:15,254 Azi se dau rezultatele la testele pentru agen�ii de teren. 32 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:18,925 Ast�zi? Nu prea mi-a stat mintea la asta. 33 00:04:19,091 --> 00:04:22,303 �i-l imaginezi pe Max �n postura de agent? Cu pantofiorii �i costuma�ul lui... 34 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:25,306 Aten�ie! Ciocnire de t�nt�l�i! 35 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:26,516 La o parte! 36 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:30,895 Ce s� spun! Doar costumele sunt de ei! 37 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:34,106 - Bun� diminea�a. - De ce ��i dore�ti s� devii agent? 38 00:04:34,273 --> 00:04:38,027 Noi, tipii de la laborator �i anali�tii, cum e�ti tu... Noi suntem baza! 39 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,571 Noi suntem gardienii libert��ii �i ai democra�iei. 40 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:43,199 �i se zvone�te c� ne aduc un nou aparat de f�cut cappuccino. 41 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,784 Doar agen�ii vor beneficia de el. 42 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:01,342 S-a �ntors Agentul 23. 43 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,478 Mul�umesc, mul�umesc. 44 00:05:13,145 --> 00:05:15,064 - Bine ai revenit, Agentule 23. - Maxie. 45 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:17,024 Cum a decurs asasinarea? 46 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:20,111 Maxie, �tii doar c� asasin�rile au fost strict interzise, 47 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,113 prin decretul executiv 12333. 48 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:27,243 Agentule 23, m� omori. 49 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,120 - A� putea, dac� mi-a� propune. - Da... 50 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,331 A�i v�zut ce fat� a f�cut? �nfrico��tor! 51 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:38,671 �ase luni de munc�, 18 milioane de dolari. 52 00:05:40,047 --> 00:05:42,008 Nenoroci�ii �ia de agen�i! 53 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,509 Hai, arat�-ne. 54 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:48,472 Nu s-ar mai face at�ta t�r�boi, dac� nu ar fi material nuclear �n zon�. 55 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:52,143 Poate mai �ine�i minte ce scrie la pagina 627 din ultimul meu raport. 56 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:55,146 Se pare c� interesul celor de la KAOS pentru arme nucleare a crescut. 57 00:05:55,605 --> 00:06:00,193 Ca dovad�, asculta�i urm�toarea conversa�ie. 58 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:02,528 Ce faci? Scrii mesaje? 59 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:06,032 Da, o anun� pe logodnica mea c� nu ne vom putea c�s�tori �n iunie. 60 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,700 O s� �mb�tr�nesc aici, la �edin�a asta. 61 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:10,203 - Pot s� v�d �i eu juc�ria? - Sigur. 62 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,163 E grozav�! 63 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:15,041 Ce ciudat! Nu mai ai semnal. 64 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,210 Scuze de �ntrerupere, Maxie. Po�i continua. 65 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,962 Data viitoare s� folose�ti telefonul propriu. 66 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:23,382 Bun� diminea�a, domnilor. Nu o lua personal, Karen. 67 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:24,842 Ce cravat� vesel�! 68 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:27,803 Scuza�i �nt�rzierea, dar tocmai am avut o �edin�� pe tema bugetului 69 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:31,974 cu vice-pre�edintele nostru incredibil de scor�os, dispre�uitor �i sarcastic. 70 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:33,309 Nu e nicio problem�. 71 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:38,481 Un �ofer de autobuz din Balahd m-a ajutat s� ob�in o fr�ntur� de conversa�ie. 72 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,487 "Aftab, cum e cafeaua?" 73 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:48,324 "Bun�, Dalip. F�r� cofein�. 74 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,451 A ta cum e?" 75 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,746 "�i a mea e bun�. 76 00:06:54,121 --> 00:06:56,457 ��i place brio�a?" 77 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,377 Indicii compromi��toare. 78 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:02,213 Deci "brio��" este un cuv�nt codificat? 79 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,923 Nu, este un desert, 80 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,093 care, sincer, �ngra�� mai mult dec�t �i dau oamenii seama. 81 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,636 �i atunci se impune �ntrebarea: 82 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:12,974 De ce doi agen�i versa�i ai KAOS 83 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:15,935 �i risc� s�n�tatea cu carbohidra�i? 84 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:19,438 Pentru c� sunt foarte stresa�i. 85 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,274 - De asta beau cafea f�r� cofein�. - Doar Aftab. 86 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,818 Dalip, �n schimb, bea cafea foarte tare. De ce? 87 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,779 Pentru c� de 3 nop�i doarme pe canapea, 88 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:30,283 din cauz� c� i-a spus cumnatei sale c� e o "hoa�c� pe care at�rn� pieile". 89 00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:33,286 La m�nie, oamenii spun lucruri �n care nu cred cu adev�rat. 90 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:37,456 Hoa�c� b�tr�n�, vac� gras�, t�rf� nerecunosc�toare... 91 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:42,461 Cuvinte ce nu ar trebui folosite �mpotriva ta la procesul pentru custodia copiilor. 92 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:46,215 Las-o balt�, omule. Copiii �ia nici m�car nu seam�n� cu tine. 93 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:48,301 Putem s� suspend�m pu�in discu�ia asta, 94 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:51,262 �i s� revenim la raportul cu lux de am�nunte al lui Max? 95 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,181 Mul�umesc, �efule. Ideea este c� 96 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:56,225 p�n� nu vom �n�elege c� du�manii no�tri sunt �i ei fiin�e umane, 97 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:58,060 nu �i vom �nfr�nge niciodat�. 98 00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:03,900 Sunt ni�te oameni r�i. Dar asta e ceea ce fac, nu ceea ce sunt �n esen��. 99 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,985 S� ascult�m �n continuare 100 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:09,989 �i re�ine�i c� urm�toarele 100 de pagini pot deveni u�or anoste. 101 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,991 Nu se poate... 102 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,496 Argun, Cecenia Ora 22:00 103 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:26,547 Ai grij�, Durat! E un dispozitiv radioactiv. 104 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:28,674 Dac� �l scapi, ne-am ars! Face bum-bum! 105 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,009 Shtarker! 106 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:35,264 Sunte�i agen�i KAOS. Nu ne juc�m de-a "bum-bum" aici. 107 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,391 �mi pare r�u, dle Siegfried. 108 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:41,020 �nc�rca�i dispozitivul �n camion �i arde�i locul �sta din temelii. 109 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,689 Dar dac� am ob�inut ce am vrut, ce sens mai are s� d�m foc? 110 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,324 Mai ave�i �i alte �ntreb�ri? 111 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,872 DETONEAZ�! 112 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,558 M-ai ratat! 113 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,980 Bine, fie! Plec de aici! 114 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,148 Min�ea, Max. Ai �intit bine! 115 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:27,608 Mul�umesc. 116 00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:30,486 Mi s-a luat de at�tea antrenamente. Vreau o misiune real�. 117 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:34,407 Renun��, Agent 23. Suntem 6 �i nu ne pute�i face fa��, doar tu �i Maxi-tampon. 118 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,827 Maxi-tampon? Nu mi-a mai zis nimeni a�a p�n� acum. 119 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,246 Chiar nu mi-a mai zis nimeni a�a p�n� acum. 120 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,462 Agentule 23, s�ngerezi. 121 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:52,550 E o ran� de cu�it din ultima mea misiune. C�nd venele pompeaz� s�nge, supureaz�. 122 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,093 Hei, Maxine! 123 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,971 Vino aici s� juc�m un joc c�ruia �mi place s� �i spun: 124 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,015 "S� mergem la spectacolul cu c��ei". 125 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:02,435 ��i pun o les� �n jurul g�tului �i te fac... 126 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,357 Cred c� am reu�it s� �i aflu g�ndurile. 127 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,193 Nu sunt deloc m�ndru de ce am f�cut. 128 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,986 Jocul s-a terminat, palavragiule! 129 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,994 Jocul se termin� doar c�nd spun eu! 130 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,954 - Bine. - �i-am tras-o! 131 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,458 Foarte bine. Cui �i e foame? 132 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,003 Excelent lucrat, Agentule 23, dar m-a� �i descurcat si... 133 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:35,551 - Max, �eful vrea s� ��i vorbeasc�. - �i mie �mi pare bine c� te v�d! 134 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,352 �efule, voiai s� m� vezi? 135 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,979 Da, Max. Ia loc, te rog. 136 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:50,691 Tocmai au sosit rezultatele la testul pentru agen�ii de teren. 137 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:54,779 - Ai p��it ceva la ureche? - Nu, nimic. 138 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,365 Vre�i s� v� acord un r�gaz, p�n� formula�i un r�spuns? 139 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:58,658 Un r�spuns la ce? 140 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,743 La nimic. Ce voia�i s� �mi spune�i? 141 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,329 Voiam s� ��i spun c� rezultatele sunt extraordinare. 142 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,499 Ba mai mult, eseul t�u pe tema existen�ialismului e remarcabil. 143 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,167 Nu am scris nimic la sec�iunea aceea. 144 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,169 Nimic? Genial! 145 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,838 Genial, Max. 146 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,674 - Ai trecut testul cu felicit�ri. - A�a da! 147 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,343 �ti�i ceva, dle? Nu pot spune c� vestea m� surprinde. 148 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,221 M-am sim�it bine dup� ce am dat testul anul acesta, dat fiind c� 149 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,099 �n anii anteriori, condi�ia mea fizic� a fost un impediment. 150 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,649 Cel mai bun rezultat personal. 151 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:34,694 Dar m-am schimbat. Sunt gata s� primesc misiuni. 152 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,029 �tiu c�t de serios te-ai preg�tit pentru test 153 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,990 �i c�t de mult �nseamn� pentru tine. 154 00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:41,325 Dar m� tem c� nu te pot promova. 155 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:45,037 - Poftim? - Nu pot renun�a la cel mai bun analist. 156 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:48,374 Conversa�iile pe care le surprinzi, rapoartele... 157 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,710 Dep�esc cu mult informa�iile de baz�. 158 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:57,366 Adic� nu m� promova�i, pentru c� fac o munc� excelent�. 159 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:01,721 Max, felul �n care colabor�m noi doi e o art� pe cale de dispari�ie. 160 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,724 Jum�tate din via�� mi-am petrecut-o �ncerc�nd s�-l conving pe vice-pre�edinte 161 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,685 c� inteligen�a provine de la fiin�ele umane �i nu de la sateli�i. 162 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:11,272 Oamenii cu idei! Ei fac lumea s� se �nv�rt�. 163 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,399 Sunt foarte m�ndru de tine, Max. 164 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,068 Foarte m�ndru. 165 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,112 Dar am nevoie de tine acolo unde e�ti. 166 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,430 �mi pare r�u, dar nu putem avea un viitor �mpreun�. 167 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:48,601 �n ciuda e�ecului de azi, voi deveni la un moment dat agent de teren. 168 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,061 �i c�nd se va �nt�mpla asta, 169 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,481 un simplu apel m� va trimite la cel�lalt cap�t al lumii. 170 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:57,944 Pe cine p�c�lesc? Sunt un tip de v�rst� medie, care tocmai a pierdut trenul. 171 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:02,240 Nu meri�i asta. Nu te merit. 172 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:04,867 E�ti at�t de t�n�r �i plin de via��. 173 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,078 Nu face asta, Fang. 174 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,247 Nu m� iubi! 175 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,042 Ce-a fost asta. 176 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,169 - Grozav! - �mi cer scuze. 177 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,797 Era ultima tur�. Nici nu �tiu ce vitez� aveam. 178 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,299 Aveai ceva vitez�! Nu sunt chiar a�a de u�or de dobor�t. 179 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,718 Am centrul gravita�iei situat foarte jos. Dar e solid. 180 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,221 O s� pretind c� am scos un timp de 4:50. 181 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:29,392 Impresionant. Odat� am scos un timp de 5: 16. 182 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:32,436 Serios? E destul de... slab. 183 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,105 Nu trebuie s� fie totul o competi�ie. 184 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,107 �n condi�iile astea, a� fi c�tigat. 185 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,484 Flirtezi cumva cu mine? 186 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,654 Deloc. Poate tu flirtezi cu mine. 187 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,573 Depinde. Func�ioneaz�? 188 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,950 Deloc. 189 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:49,495 �nc�ntat de cuno�tin��. ��i admir concentrarea! 190 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,791 Sunt invizibil? 191 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,721 Sediul central al agen�iei CONTROL Ora 15:30 192 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,455 Bruce, Lloyd, ce s-a �nt�mplat? 193 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,166 �i ce e cu mirosul �sta nep�m�ntesc? 194 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,834 E mirosul fricii. 195 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,879 M� �ntorc imediat. 196 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,094 Nu mi�ca. 197 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,554 Nici tu s� nu te mi�ti. 198 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,723 - Ba nu, tu s� r�m�i nemi�cat. - Ba tu. 199 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,059 - �i-am spus s� nu te mi�ti. - O �inem a�a la infinit. 200 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,519 Dumnezeule! 201 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,729 - Tu erai? - Ce cau�i aici? 202 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,689 - E�ti membru CONTROL? - Sunt Maxwell Smart. 203 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,816 Sunt analist la agen�ia CONTROL. Tu cine e�ti? 204 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,153 Sunt Agentul 99. 205 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,532 Nu mai spune. Agentul 99? 206 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,534 Sunt un mare fan de-al t�u! 207 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:10,743 Mul�umesc. 208 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,713 Ce vrei s� faci? 209 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,924 Sunt l�ng� tine, po�i s�-mi vorbe�ti! 210 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,510 O s� provoc o diversiune. Tu fugi �i adu ajutoare. 211 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,637 Nu cred c� aia e o... 212 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,764 Mi-ai spus cumva s�...? 213 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,117 Acum, fugi! 214 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,660 A�teapt�! 215 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,455 S� opreasc� cineva asta! 216 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,216 Bravo, Agentule 23. La fix! Cred c� l-am prins pe unul dintre ei. 217 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,845 �sta nu e �eful? 218 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,931 Ba da. 219 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,308 �mi cer scuze, �efule. 220 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,935 I-a r�mas cumva o ad�ncitur� �n cap? 221 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,947 Intrarea secret� - SALA DE MAXIM� SECURITATE - Ora 07:00 222 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,496 Bun�. 223 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,499 Agentule 13... E�ti �n�untrul unui copac. 224 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,960 Comunica�iile au c�zut, a�a c� acum m-au mutat �ntr-un copac. 225 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,129 - Tine de vechea scoal�. - M� bucur c� ��i merge bine. 226 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,339 Da, sigur. 227 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,176 Trebuie s� plec. Vrei s� ridici puntea, te rog? 228 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,678 Nu trebuie s� pleci. Chiar nu trebuie. 229 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,013 Ba da, am o �edin��. 230 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,806 - Cum ��i mai merge? - �mi merge bine. 231 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,684 - Totul e �n regul�? - Da, e grozav. Uite, trebuie... 232 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,478 Po�i s� te �ntorci tot pe aici? 233 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,356 Da, cred c� da. 234 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,024 Pe la ce or�? 235 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,276 P�i... 236 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,154 Am �n�eles. 237 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,241 Cine ar vrea s� vorbeasc� cu un tip dintr-un copac? 238 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,700 Te �n�eleg. 239 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,621 Rezist�! S� nu pl�ngi. Te rog s� nu pl�ngi. 240 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,518 Sala de maxim� securitate a agen�iei CONTROL, ora 07: 12 241 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:41,727 S� �ncepem. 242 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,564 Va trebui s� ave�i r�bdare. �i eu sunt �nc� destul de confuz. 243 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,233 Ieri am primit o lovitur� destul de puternic� �n cap. 244 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,404 Era �ntuneric. Probabil v-a�i �mpiedicat. 245 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,615 Eu m-am lovit la genunchi. Era �i foarte mult fum. 246 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,119 Bun. Iat� ce informa�ii avem. 247 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:01,080 A�teapt�, �efule. S� folosim conurile confiden�ialit��ii. 248 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:05,001 Max, nu e nevoie. Suntem �ntr-o sal� de maxim� securitate. 249 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,752 A�a am crezut �i despre agen�ia CONTROL. 250 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:08,880 Foarte bine. Lloyd, te rog. 251 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,637 Avem motive s� credem c� cei de la KAOS ne-au violat securitatea. 252 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,098 - Trebuie s� vorbi�i mai tare. - M� auzi�i? 253 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,100 - Nu aud pe nimeni. - Poftim? 254 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,186 - M� auzi�i? - Ce a�i spus? 255 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,938 - Bruce, nu func�ioneaz�. - Nu func�ioneaz�! 256 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,984 �efule! V-am lovit �n cap cu un extinctor! 257 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,111 Nu, nu! �nc� nu suntem preg�ti�i. 258 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,238 Bine. Perfect. 259 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,657 - Nu func�ioneaz�. S� le dezactiv�m. - Opri�i-le! 260 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,452 Chestia asta nu e bun� de nimic. Un gunoi nenorocit! 261 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,787 - Dezactiveaz�-l! - Larabee, e�ti bine? 262 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,873 Larabee vrea s� ias� de acolo! 263 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,422 Acum e momentul s� ne descotorosim de porc�ria asta. 264 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,175 - Ce frig e! Mi-e tare frig. - Liniste�te-te. 265 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,968 Am �ncheiat povestea asta? 266 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,512 Acum pot s� aud. 267 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,806 Scuze, �efule. Cineva m-a indus �n eroare. Credeam c� conul e gata. 268 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,643 Dac� vrei s� �tii, nu am folosit niciodat� cuv�ntul "gata". 269 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:07,480 "O s� le prezint conul. E ultimul r�cnet." A�a mi-ai spus. 270 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,565 T�ce�i din gur�! Asculta�i-m�. 271 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,193 S-au �nregistrat furturi masive de materiale nucleare, 272 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,820 �n special pe baz� de uraniu, �n decursul ultimelor 3 luni. 273 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:19,617 Conform raportului lui Max, Agentul 38 a reu�it s� se infiltreze la KAOS. 274 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,994 Probabil c� eram c�t pe ce s� descoperim ceva, 275 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,996 pentru c� cei de la KAOS au ripostat violent. 276 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,957 Au p�truns ilegal �n sistemul nostru 277 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,835 �i au aflat identitatea tuturor agen�ilor no�tri de teren. 278 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,045 Peste tot �n lume, agen�ii no�tri sunt ataca�i. 279 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:42,139 Singurul nostru indiciu sunt cei care au creat bomba cu care KAOS ne-a atacat. 280 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,850 Vladimir Krs... 281 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,434 Se pronun�� "Krstic," dle. 282 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,186 M� rog... 283 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:48,688 Krstic! 284 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:54,527 E un bosniac na�ionalist �i unul dintre furnizorii lor prefera�i de muni�ie. 285 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,488 Din p�cate, habar nu avem unde ar putea fi. 286 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,782 De fapt, �tim. Se afl� �n Rusia. 287 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,994 - De unde �tii asta? - Scrie la pagina 482 a raportului meu. 288 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,956 Chiar nu-mi cite�te nimeni rapoartele? 289 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,669 Oameni buni, misiunea noastr� e clar�: S� �l g�sim pe Krs... 290 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,421 - Krstic. - A�a! G�si�i-l! 291 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,590 - Kris Kringle. Capra crap� piatra. - Da, Krs... 292 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,383 - Bine, m-am prins. - Krstic. 293 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,137 Folosi�i-l pentru a ajunge la KAOS, apoi recupera�i materialele nucleare furate, 294 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,723 �nainte ca ei s� fac� ceva neprietenos. 295 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:27,894 Dac� avem noroc, poate �l prindem pe capul tuturor opera�iunilor: 296 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,145 Siegfried. 297 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:32,231 �n imagine apare �nso�it de m�na sa dreapt�, Shtarker. 298 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,234 Cum vom putea face asta, dac� to�i agen�ii no�tri sunt compromi�i? 299 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,237 Trimite-m� pe mine, �efule. Nu mi-e team� s� m� expun. 300 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,489 �i se mai �nt�mpl� s� g�nde�ti �nainte de a vorbi? 301 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,075 Nu, pur �i simplu spun ce g�ndesc. E cel mai bine a�a. 302 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,911 Din fericire, avem �i alte op�iuni. 303 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:49,832 Agentul 99 a suportat recent o opera�ie estetic�. Noua ei fat� nu e cunoscut�. 304 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,919 Avem �i un alt agent nou, Agentul 86. 305 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,378 Cine este acela, dle? 306 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,172 Tu e�ti acela, Max. 307 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,592 Bravo, Maxie. 308 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:01,928 Ai reu�it. 309 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,598 Lloyd, �mi dai telecomanda, te rog? 310 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,604 Sunt at�t de fericit! 311 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,900 Ce fericit sunt! E cea mai grozav� zi din via�a mea! 312 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,572 Max, nu ai ap�sat suficient de tare pe buton. 313 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:24,242 - �i a�i auzit ce am spus? - Da. 314 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,411 - Grozav. - M� scuza�i, �efule. Doar o p�rere. 315 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:31,499 - Nu v� pun la �ndoial� judecata... - Agent 99, fii sincer�! 316 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:34,710 Dac� vrei s� �mi spui ceva, prefer s� o faci direct. 317 00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,213 Nu vreau s� lucrez �n echip� cu el. 318 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:40,800 Asta da lovitur� sub centur�. 319 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:47,223 Max, �i-am preg�tit un cadou de adio, special pentru prima ta misiune. 320 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,642 Ia uite! Un briceag. 321 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,144 Nu e un briceag oarecare, e elve�ian. 322 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,814 Are penset�, cle�te, chiar �i o mic� lup�. 323 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:58,150 Cu�it pentru solzi, fier�str�u, arunc�tor de fl�c�ri, dalt�, �ndoitor de s�rm�. 324 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,194 - Po�i s� repe�i? - Dalt�? 325 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,154 �nainte de asta. Ai spus "arunc�tor de fl�c�ri"? 326 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,656 - Da. - Fii atent. 327 00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:08,452 Am ad�ugat �i o arbalet� care trage cu harponul 328 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:12,331 prins de un fir mai fin dec�t p�nza de p�ianjen. Zici c� e cablu de o�el. 329 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:15,001 E o tehnologie minu�ioas� �i complicat�. 330 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,336 P�ianjenii sunt mul�i fiecare �n parte. 331 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,463 �i nu le place deloc chestia asta. 332 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:20,965 Deloc. 333 00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:23,092 Domnilor, sunte�i cei mai buni. 334 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:24,635 Mul�umesc. 335 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:30,683 Zborul 962: Washington, DC - Moscova Ora 15:30 336 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,071 Doamnelor �i domnilor, c�t timp sta�i pe scaun, 337 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:46,449 v� rug�m s� v� pune�i centurile de siguran��. 338 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,952 �mi place foarte mult ideea de a forma o echip�. 339 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,829 Agentul 23 spune c� e important. 340 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,124 "�ncrederea e o condi�ie obligatorie." A�a spune Agentul 23. 341 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,375 Serios? 342 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:59,545 Cred ca tu �i eu �mp�rt�im o conexiune puternic�. 343 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:03,883 Am�ndoi �tim cum e s� te ui�i �n oglind� �i s� nu ��i plac� ce vezi. 344 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,886 Tu ai f�cut opera�ie estetic�, eu am sl�bit enorm. 345 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,138 Vreau s� ��i ar�t ceva. 346 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,393 A�a ar�tam. 347 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,479 Impresionant. 348 00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:18,314 Felicit�ri. 349 00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:19,982 Mul�umesc. 350 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:25,530 A�a ar�tam eu. 351 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:30,159 Foarte impresionant. 352 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:33,412 Erai �ntr-adev�r dezgust�toare. 353 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:38,543 De vreme ce o s� trecem drept so� �i so�ie, 354 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:41,087 poate ar trebui s� punem la punct un scenariu. 355 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,922 Bun� idee. 356 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,926 Ne-am �nt�lnit la o conferin�� de marketing �n Las Vegas. 357 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,262 Ne-am c�s�torit un an mai t�rziu. Nu avem copii. 358 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,347 �mi plac p�rin�ii t�i. Tu �i ur�ti pe ai mei. 359 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:52,890 Ne dorim copii? 360 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,935 Tu da, dar eu vreau s� m� concentrez pe carier�. 361 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,855 Nu cred c� e corect. Sunt mai �n v�rst� dec�t tine. 362 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:02,066 - Dar nu cu mult. - Serios? 363 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,946 C�nd mi-au creat aceast� nou� fa��, i-am rugat 364 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,907 s� m� �ntinereasc� pu�in. 365 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,576 De fapt, de ce n-a� fi f�cut-o? 366 00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:17,123 �n cazul �sta, ai o v�rst� avansat� �i ar trebui s�... 367 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,083 Bine, nu am fost niciodat�... 368 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:23,462 Spun doar c� ovarele ar putea s� ti se usuce �i s�-�i cad� din uter. 369 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,965 A�a c� timpul e un factor important. 370 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:30,052 - Asta e p�rerea ta. - Nu, e un adev�r medical. 371 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:32,930 Am timp suficient pentru a lua o astfel de decizie. 372 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:35,474 Nu o s� m� las gr�bit� de tine sau de maic�-mea. 373 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:38,102 - Nu prea mai ai mult timp. - Unde sunt b�uturile? 374 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,735 - Poftim? - Fii pe faz�. 375 00:24:46,611 --> 00:24:50,198 Nu �ntoarce capul. Folose�te-�i privirea periferic�. 376 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:55,995 �l vezi? 377 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:59,499 Pur �i simplu �mi holbez ochii, dar nu reu�esc s� v�d nimic �n plus. 378 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:02,126 Tipul �la imens care parc� ar purta o pancart� pe care scrie: 379 00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:04,086 "Sunt un uciga�, am venit s� v� omor." 380 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:06,672 Agentule 99, �tii ceva? Asta e judecat� subiectiv�. 381 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:11,469 Doar pentru c� e mare, nu �nseamn� neap�rat c� e �i r�u. 382 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:19,185 Ce r�u e! E un tip fioros de-a binelea! 383 00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:21,854 - Nu mai spune. - Ai v�zut ce fat� are? 384 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:25,858 Capul lui seam�n� cu un promontoriu al Insulei Pa�telui. 385 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:30,112 �tii ceva? �i eu fac acela�i lucru. 386 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:33,157 Emit judec��i subiective �i nu pot accepta asta. 387 00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:37,161 Fir-ar s� fie. Am gum� de mestecat pe pantofii mei cei noi! 388 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,502 - �ncearc� s� dea foc la pantof. - E o bomb�-pantof! 389 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:45,920 - Prinde�i-l! - E gum�. 390 00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:50,550 - Are arm�! - Nu arm�, am zis gum�! 391 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:54,387 Gum�! 392 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:56,556 Sunt ofi�er federal. E�ti arestat. 393 00:25:56,722 --> 00:26:00,101 Domnule, cred c� tocmai mi-a�i f�cut praf coccisul. 394 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:04,188 E posibil s� sim�i�i mici turbulen�e. 395 00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:06,899 Semnul "pune�i-v� centura" este aprins. 396 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,529 Nu mi-ai fost de niciun ajutor. 397 00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:15,408 Cum a� fi putut? Sunt o femeie cu un uter zb�rcit, gata s� pice. 398 00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:17,869 Nu am spus c� e "zb�rcit". 399 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,580 Ne apropiem de momentul cheie. M� duc eu primul. 400 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:23,749 - Te descurci, cu c�tu�ele alea la m�ini? - Nimic nu �mi st� �n cale. 401 00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:27,587 Scuze, mare�alule de zbor violent. 402 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:29,755 Ce dore�ti? 403 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,716 Trebuie s� "storc l�m�ia". 404 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:34,927 Ai auzit bine. 405 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:37,263 S� "storc l�m�ia". 406 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,437 PARA�UTE PENTRU UZUL AGEN�ILOR 407 00:26:50,401 --> 00:26:53,779 - Mergi la sal�? - C�teodat�. 408 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,115 M� dau �n v�nt dup� proteine. Proteinele sunt grozave. 409 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:12,131 O s-o scot eu p�n� la urm�! O s� reu�esc. 410 00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:16,969 A intrat, a intrat. 411 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,438 S� nu ne g�ndim la durere. 412 00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:29,315 S� o arunc acum la �int�. 413 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:37,323 Ou�le m�-sii! 414 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,459 Pisica m�-sii! 415 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:50,837 - E totul �n regul� acolo? - Da, desigur. 416 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,296 Totul e �n regul�. 417 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:54,507 Perla m�-sii! 418 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:03,432 Da �tiu c� ustur�! 419 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:04,934 Ultima �ans�. 420 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:12,191 Deblocare aerian� activat�. Trei, doi, unu... 421 00:28:16,779 --> 00:28:18,614 Am lansat prima �nc�rc�tur�. 422 00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:20,867 TOALET� OCUPAT� 423 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,124 Bine�n�eles, iubesc pisicile. 424 00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:29,333 - Serios? - Da. 425 00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:36,966 La naiba! 426 00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:52,398 Am lansat �i a doua �nc�rc�tur�. 427 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,835 Super! V�d c� m-ai auzit. 428 00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:17,590 A fost lansat� �i a treia �nc�rc�tur�. 429 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:19,717 A treia �nc�rc�tur�? 430 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:28,100 Agent 99, Insula Pa�telui se �ndreapt� spre noi. 431 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:40,112 - Revin imediat! - Da' unde po�i s� te duci? 432 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:08,349 S� nu mai faci asta niciodat�! 433 00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:10,560 - Nu te mai tine de mine! - Niciodat�! �nceteaz�! 434 00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:20,570 Max, nu ajung la declan�ator! F� ceva! 435 00:30:28,202 --> 00:30:30,621 Asta sigur ar fi func�ionat la mine. 436 00:30:30,788 --> 00:30:35,168 Ai �nnebunit? Dac� nu pot desface para�uta, o s� mori �i tu! 437 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,023 - Aterizeaz� pe c�pi��. - �ine-�i gura! 438 00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:59,942 - Aterizeaz� pe c�pi��, e mai moale. - Taci din gur�! 439 00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:03,112 Ai ratat-o. 440 00:31:04,655 --> 00:31:07,533 Ce a�i f�cut, bezmeticilor? 441 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:11,621 Dumnezeule, ia te uit�! 442 00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:14,081 Ie�i�i imediat de acolo! 443 00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:29,889 La 10 km distan�� de Smolensk, Rusia Ora 19:00 444 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:34,018 Bine, nu o s� insist prea mult asupra subiectului, 445 00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:36,521 dar a fost un s�rut pe cinste. 446 00:31:36,687 --> 00:31:38,231 De unde �tiai c� o s� func�ioneze? 447 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:41,067 Ai mai s�rutat �i al�i b�rba�i �n c�dere liber� spre moarte? 448 00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:42,276 �tii ceva? 449 00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:46,823 P�n� acum, lucrul nostru �n echip� s-a redus la a te scoate din �ncurc�turi. 450 00:31:46,989 --> 00:31:49,242 �i �tii de ce? Pentru c� vrei tot timpul s� conduci. 451 00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:51,911 De acum, gata! Eu iau hot�r�rile. 452 00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:54,205 Eu sunt cea care are experien��. Tu nu �tii mai nimic. 453 00:31:54,539 --> 00:31:56,082 Eu am o alt� p�rere. 454 00:31:56,249 --> 00:31:58,918 Am verificat rezultatele tale la examenul pentru agen�ii de teren. Scorul meu... 455 00:31:59,085 --> 00:32:01,087 - Ce ai verificat? - Rezultatele la test. 456 00:32:01,254 --> 00:32:03,047 Am avut cu 8 puncte �n plus fa�� de tine. 457 00:32:03,214 --> 00:32:04,298 Nu suntem la curs acum. 458 00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:07,009 Asta e diferen�a �ntre 10 cu felicit�ri �i 10 minus. 459 00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:10,930 - Vom muri din cauz� c� nu m� ascul�i! - Zece minus! 460 00:32:11,681 --> 00:32:14,517 S� recapitul�m. Ai �n fa�� un uciga�. Cum procedezi? 461 00:32:14,684 --> 00:32:18,104 - Scot pistolul �i trag... - Nu mai ai niciun pistol. 462 00:32:18,271 --> 00:32:20,064 - Aveam p�n� s� mi-l iei tu. - E�ti un om mort. 463 00:32:20,231 --> 00:32:21,440 - Ba nu sunt. - E�ti mort. 464 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,109 - Nu m� mai �mpu�ca. - E�ti mort. 465 00:32:23,276 --> 00:32:26,070 Nu-mi place deloc c�nd m� �mpu�ti. �nceteaz�! 466 00:32:26,237 --> 00:32:29,699 Nu m� mai �mpu�ca. Ai spus deja c� sunt... Hei! 467 00:32:30,199 --> 00:32:31,742 Arunc� manualul cu instruc�iuni. 468 00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:35,288 Aici nu mai conteaz� notele, ci doar dac� e�ti viu sau mort. 469 00:32:36,414 --> 00:32:40,459 �tii, chiar �i f�r� pistol, sunt �n stare de multe. 470 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:43,629 Sunt maestru �n arta Hwa Rang Do. 471 00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:49,135 - Nu eram preg�tit. - Asta �i voiam s� demonstrez. 472 00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:50,595 �tii ceva? Chestia cu... 473 00:32:50,761 --> 00:32:52,930 Hei, asta ce-a mai fost? 474 00:32:53,890 --> 00:32:57,310 Agen�ia CONTROL Ora 09:30 475 00:32:57,977 --> 00:33:01,731 Max e �n drum spre Moscova. S� nu spui c� �nc� traduci p�l�vr�geala aia ruseasc�. 476 00:33:01,898 --> 00:33:03,482 V orbesc repede. �mi ia mult timp. 477 00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:07,153 E nevoie de 8 neispr�vi�i s� fac� munca lui Max. 478 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,489 De-abia a�tept s� termin�m proiectul Hymie. 479 00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:11,699 O s� zboare de aici to�i agen�ii �tia stupizi. 480 00:33:11,866 --> 00:33:13,367 - Adio! - Ce e �la proiectul "Hymie"? 481 00:33:13,534 --> 00:33:16,662 Entitate Hibrid� de Inteligen�� Mecanic�. Un robot, mai bine spus. 482 00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:18,748 E o tehnologie furat� de la KAOS. 483 00:33:18,915 --> 00:33:21,334 Trebuie reprogramat. Strict secret. Imperios necesar. 484 00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:23,169 Dar nu �i pentru voi. 485 00:33:23,586 --> 00:33:26,839 Sunt un uciga� profesionist. Te-a� putea ucide cu orice �mi pic� �n m�n�. 486 00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:30,009 Vrei s� mori din cauza lipicelelor? E posibil, dac� vrei. 487 00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:31,844 �i va fi o moarte lent�. 488 00:33:33,346 --> 00:33:34,680 - Larabee. - Ce este? 489 00:33:34,847 --> 00:33:37,934 Tu ai fost ultimul care a folosit fotocopiatorul? E blocat. 490 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:40,436 �i ce dac�? De ce nu... 491 00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:42,104 �l deblochezi? 492 00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:45,274 - Deschizi clapeta, cite�ti instruc�iunile. - E capsatorul t�u? 493 00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:48,027 - Da. Vrei s� ��i ar�t cum func�ioneaz�? - Nu. 494 00:33:49,737 --> 00:33:50,780 Deblocheaz� tu asta. 495 00:33:50,947 --> 00:33:52,198 - Agent 23. - Da. 496 00:33:52,365 --> 00:33:54,867 - Po�i veni s� discut�m ceva? - Sigur. 497 00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:56,702 Desigur, �efule. 498 00:33:56,869 --> 00:34:00,039 Genul �sta de comportament a devenit laitmotiv. 499 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:02,416 Am lucrat �i eu ca agent pe teren �i �tiu foarte bine 500 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:05,711 c�t de greu e s� te readaptezi la munca de birou. 501 00:34:05,878 --> 00:34:07,380 A refuzat s� deblocheze copiatorul. 502 00:34:07,547 --> 00:34:10,842 Exist� ni�te reguli. Dac� nu le respect�m, ce se �nt�mpl�? 503 00:34:11,008 --> 00:34:15,179 ��i spun ce nu trebuie s� se �nt�mple: Nu capsezi capetele oamenilor. 504 00:34:15,346 --> 00:34:16,973 Doar cei de la CIA fac asta. 505 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:19,350 Bine, �efule. Sunt cel mai bun agent al t�u. 506 00:34:19,517 --> 00:34:23,020 Nu am ce c�uta �ntr-un birou, copiind documente. Ar trebui s� lucrez cu Max. 507 00:34:23,187 --> 00:34:26,065 Ascult�, Agentule 23. S� nu mai capsezi pe nimeni azi! 508 00:34:27,024 --> 00:34:28,317 Stai nemi�cat. 509 00:34:30,653 --> 00:34:33,197 Smolensk, Rusia Ora 23:00 510 00:34:34,699 --> 00:34:36,742 Cum ai aflat de locul �sta? 511 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:39,245 �n calitate de analist, sunt numai ochi �i urechi. 512 00:34:39,412 --> 00:34:40,788 E uimitor c�te afli 513 00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:44,750 ascult�nd discu�iile celor din jur. Lui Ladislas Krstic �i place enorm aici. 514 00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:49,881 Ca multor altor agen�i KAOS. Cafeneaua "Minsk-Pinsk" din Smolensk. 515 00:34:50,047 --> 00:34:52,258 Nu-i a�a c� sun� grozav s� spui "m-am prinsc"? 516 00:34:53,593 --> 00:34:55,595 Te-ai prins ce-am vrut s� spun? 517 00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:58,389 Am pus un "c" la final, s� sune ruse�te. 518 00:34:58,556 --> 00:35:00,099 Ar fi trebuit s� te pocnesc mai tare. 519 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:01,601 E o reac�ie instinctual�? 520 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:04,270 Pur �i simplu �i pocne�ti pe oameni, a�a din senin? 521 00:35:04,437 --> 00:35:06,397 "E mar�i, deci �i trag lui Max un pumn �n bot." 522 00:35:06,564 --> 00:35:09,275 "Uite ni�te pisicu�e. Merg la fix cu un pumn �n nasul lui Max." 523 00:35:09,442 --> 00:35:11,777 "M�n�nc p�ine, deci e cazul s� �i trag un pumn lui Max." 524 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:13,446 �tii, �mi place foarte mult p�inea, 525 00:35:13,613 --> 00:35:15,948 de�i con�ine carbohidra�i. 526 00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:18,201 Dar nu m-am temut niciodat� de carbohidra�i, 527 00:35:18,367 --> 00:35:22,788 pentru c� oric�t de mul�i a� m�nca, tot "slabsc�" r�m�n. 528 00:35:31,422 --> 00:35:36,802 Cum merge treaba? Am auzit c� prietenii t�i nu se ocup� numai de dinamit�. 529 00:35:38,054 --> 00:35:40,264 Scuze, vorbea�i cu mine? 530 00:35:40,431 --> 00:35:42,141 Eu nu "speak" ruse�te. 531 00:35:46,938 --> 00:35:49,106 Americani nenoroci�i. �i ur�sc. 532 00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:52,819 Cum a decurs misiunea din Cecenia? 533 00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:58,032 Habar nu am despre ce vorbe�ti. 534 00:36:01,077 --> 00:36:04,372 Poate data viitoare m� lua�i �i pe mine. 535 00:36:06,874 --> 00:36:11,254 Anun��-m� �i pe mine. Sunt expert �n arme. 536 00:36:21,722 --> 00:36:24,267 �tii ceva, vorbe�ti prea mult. 537 00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:29,188 B�iete, s� ��i spun ceva. Iubesc �ara voastr�. 538 00:36:29,355 --> 00:36:32,692 A�i sc�pat de comunism, nu v� mai s�c�ie nicio lege... 539 00:36:32,859 --> 00:36:36,529 Mi-am umplut valizele cu steroizi �i obiecte de art� din vechea Mesopotamie. 540 00:36:36,696 --> 00:36:41,033 Ieri am dat cu ma�ina peste o b�tr�n�. Cel mai tare concediu pe care l-am avut. 541 00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:46,038 Trebuie s� �mi iau pastilele. 542 00:36:52,503 --> 00:36:54,839 Era un tip cam focos la baie. 543 00:36:56,465 --> 00:36:58,009 A�a deci... 544 00:36:58,843 --> 00:37:00,303 Nu, �n sensul de "radioactiv". 545 00:37:00,469 --> 00:37:03,723 De�i avea un aspect cam din topor, unele femei l-ar g�si chiar atr�g�tor. 546 00:37:03,890 --> 00:37:05,892 De unde �tii c� era radioactiv? 547 00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:09,729 Ceasul meu are un contor Geiger. Nu �i �i tu unul la fel? 548 00:37:10,188 --> 00:37:13,149 Cred c� era complice la furtul de armament din Cecenia. 549 00:37:13,316 --> 00:37:14,525 Ar trebui s� �l urm�rim. 550 00:37:14,692 --> 00:37:16,319 Max, trebuie s� ��i spun 551 00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:18,529 c� ai ales un restaurant bun. 552 00:37:56,526 --> 00:37:57,610 Evident. 553 00:37:58,444 --> 00:37:59,862 Ciorb� de burt�. 554 00:38:00,029 --> 00:38:03,115 - Cred c� asta e casa lui Ladislas Krstic. - Poftim? 555 00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:06,869 Ciorba de burt� e preferata lui. Scria �n dosarul aferent misiunii. 556 00:38:07,036 --> 00:38:09,121 Hai s� ne l�murim cu cine avem de-a face, bine? 557 00:38:17,713 --> 00:38:19,715 Nu am reu�it s� m�n�nc nimic la restaurant. 558 00:38:19,882 --> 00:38:23,094 �i dac� sari o mas�, la urm�toarea ai voie s� te r�sfe�i. 559 00:38:23,261 --> 00:38:26,097 - Las�-m� s� te ajut. Am unghii. - E o re�et� pentru... 560 00:38:27,265 --> 00:38:28,599 �mi datorezi 3 dolari. 561 00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:33,646 Alt� paz�. Trebuie s� g�sim o solu�ie de a ne strecura. 562 00:38:39,527 --> 00:38:40,570 Detonator �n miniatur�. 563 00:38:40,736 --> 00:38:42,947 Nu ai cumva unul din �sta la tine? 564 00:38:43,114 --> 00:38:47,160 S�ge�ile astea au �n v�rf un tranchilizant extras din pielea unei �op�rle numite: 565 00:38:49,662 --> 00:38:50,746 "Pantofii mor�ii". 566 00:38:51,664 --> 00:38:52,957 D�-mi voie. 567 00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:56,669 Sunt cam la 36 m distan��, chiar la limita razei mele de ac�iune. 568 00:38:56,836 --> 00:39:00,506 Trebuie s�-mi iau o marj� de eroare mai mare. 569 00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:19,525 Ar��i extraordinar. 570 00:39:19,692 --> 00:39:20,818 Mul�umesc. 571 00:39:21,110 --> 00:39:22,945 Nici tu nu ar��i prea r�u. 572 00:39:24,197 --> 00:39:25,490 Por�i peruc�? 573 00:39:25,656 --> 00:39:27,200 Da, era �n set cu rochia. 574 00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:31,871 - Cum am ajuns s� port hainele astea? - Nu conteaz�. S� mergem. 575 00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:36,459 Port chilo�i cu m�necu��? 576 00:39:39,504 --> 00:39:42,715 Cu titlu informativ, s� �tii c�-i prefer f�r� m�necu��. 577 00:39:42,882 --> 00:39:45,343 Sunt mai siguri �i m� simt lini�tit �n ei. 578 00:39:45,510 --> 00:39:47,845 Nu e a�a grozav s� �i se b��ie toate m�rgelele. 579 00:39:48,179 --> 00:39:49,847 Nu �mi place chiar deloc. 580 00:40:05,738 --> 00:40:07,657 Cred c� sunt 200 de oameni aici. 581 00:40:07,824 --> 00:40:10,910 Va fi mai greu s�-l g�sim pe Krstic dec�t un ac �n carul cu f�n. 582 00:40:11,661 --> 00:40:14,372 Bine a�i venit la petrecerea mea. 583 00:40:14,539 --> 00:40:16,374 M� numesc Ladislas Krstic. 584 00:40:19,836 --> 00:40:21,087 Mi-ar face pl�cere s� dansez. 585 00:40:21,254 --> 00:40:25,258 Vorbi�i englez�? Dar �n�elege�i �i rusa... Impresionant. 586 00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:27,510 Mergem? 587 00:40:28,344 --> 00:40:30,054 Sper c� partenerul dv nu se sup�r�. 588 00:40:30,221 --> 00:40:32,098 Nu e partenerul meu. 589 00:40:32,265 --> 00:40:35,434 E doar un gr�jdar din zon� pe care l-am angajat s� �mi arate locurile. 590 00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:39,605 Are o poveste tragic�. E pe jum�tate surd. �i nu �l prea duce mintea. 591 00:40:40,565 --> 00:40:44,110 M� duc s� dansez. 592 00:40:44,443 --> 00:40:48,364 Tu du-te s� bei ni�te punci. 593 00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:51,033 Bine. 594 00:40:52,285 --> 00:40:54,745 Nu sunt sigur� c�t de mult a �n�eles. 595 00:41:03,629 --> 00:41:05,131 �efule, am nevoie de ajutor. 596 00:41:05,298 --> 00:41:06,632 Te aud. Spune-mi. 597 00:41:06,799 --> 00:41:07,925 L-am g�sit pe Krstic. 598 00:41:08,092 --> 00:41:10,636 I-am scotocit toat� casa. Nu dau de re�eaua lui computerizat�. 599 00:41:10,845 --> 00:41:12,471 Am nevoie de o imagine din satelit, �n infraro�u. 600 00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:15,725 Trebuie s� m� �ntorc la Agentul 99. E �n mare pericol. 601 00:41:18,978 --> 00:41:20,897 Ai o cas� superb�. 602 00:41:21,230 --> 00:41:23,649 Cred c� ��i vine greu s-o p�r�se�ti c�nd te duci la birou. 603 00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:27,069 Nu lucrez foarte departe de cas�. 604 00:42:00,436 --> 00:42:02,605 M� scuza�i, �mi acorda�i acest dans? 605 00:42:02,813 --> 00:42:04,482 Nu prea cred. 606 00:42:04,815 --> 00:42:06,359 Nu vorbeam cu tine. 607 00:42:10,655 --> 00:42:11,697 Eu? 608 00:42:13,407 --> 00:42:14,617 Nu �tiu ce s� spun. 609 00:42:14,784 --> 00:42:16,369 O s� fie amuzant. 610 00:42:16,744 --> 00:42:17,787 Crede-m�. 611 00:43:09,589 --> 00:43:11,424 Te mi�ti cu at�ta u�urin��. 612 00:43:11,591 --> 00:43:13,009 Tocmai am sl�bit 70 de kilograme. 613 00:43:13,342 --> 00:43:15,136 �i eu la fel. 614 00:43:15,303 --> 00:43:17,555 Nu e minunat? Am at�t de mult� energie acum. 615 00:43:17,722 --> 00:43:19,182 �i eu la fel. 616 00:44:25,915 --> 00:44:28,125 - Mul�umesc pentru s�ritur�. - Cu pl�cere. 617 00:44:51,983 --> 00:44:54,026 ��i mul�umesc pentru acest dans minunat. 618 00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:17,633 Ai v�zut ceva �n timp ce dansam? 619 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,179 Doar o dat�, dar nu cred c� te a�teptai s� te ridice at�t de sus. 620 00:45:22,555 --> 00:45:25,558 �n fine. Am aflat c� biroul este �n casa de oaspe�i. 621 00:45:25,725 --> 00:45:27,351 Serios? Cum ai reu�it? 622 00:45:27,518 --> 00:45:30,188 I-ai ar�tat decolteul, ai clipit din gene? 623 00:45:30,354 --> 00:45:32,356 Nu te judec, doar �ncerc s� identific strategia. 624 00:45:32,523 --> 00:45:34,901 - E�ti gata de treab�? - Sunt gata. Dar tu? 625 00:45:35,067 --> 00:45:38,154 - Dumnezeule. - ��i plac interjec�iile la nebunie, v�d. 626 00:45:45,495 --> 00:45:47,747 �ase paznici. Trebuie s� g�sim o alt� intrare. 627 00:45:47,914 --> 00:45:50,082 R�m�i acolo, Max. Larabee, fii pe faz�. Haide! 628 00:45:50,541 --> 00:45:52,668 - Ce ai f�cut? - Nu mai g�sesc imaginea. 629 00:45:52,835 --> 00:45:55,046 Era pe ecran acum c�teva secunde, apoi a disp�rut. 630 00:45:55,213 --> 00:45:57,882 - Ce buton ai ap�sat? - Nu urla la mine. E inutil! 631 00:45:58,049 --> 00:45:59,509 Dac� nu g�se�ti imaginea aia... 632 00:45:59,675 --> 00:46:02,595 Te trimit pe un c�mp minat, s� g�se�ti bombele cu ciocanul! 633 00:46:05,598 --> 00:46:07,600 Am g�sit, Max. Exist� o alt� intrare. 634 00:46:07,767 --> 00:46:08,851 Ce fel de intrare? 635 00:46:09,018 --> 00:46:11,938 O intrare care v� va face s� v� arunca�i pantofii dup�. 636 00:46:12,605 --> 00:46:16,609 Grozav, �obolani! Ca �i c�nd to�i raha�ii �tia nu erau de ajuns. 637 00:46:16,776 --> 00:46:21,697 James Bond nu c�lca pe �obolani sau raha�i. Sau pe �obolani "�i" raha�i. 638 00:46:22,573 --> 00:46:25,451 Ia uite, un �obolan urcat pe un rahat! 639 00:46:25,618 --> 00:46:28,371 �nceteaz�. E doar o scurgere pentru apa de ploaie. 640 00:46:32,625 --> 00:46:34,085 Am ajuns. 641 00:46:45,471 --> 00:46:49,100 A�� de din�i explozibil�. Nu ai a�a ceva la tine? 642 00:46:58,651 --> 00:47:00,570 Trei, doi... 643 00:47:01,237 --> 00:47:02,280 Unu. 644 00:47:25,178 --> 00:47:26,804 Exact asta ne mai lipsea! 645 00:47:32,643 --> 00:47:33,811 Vino. 646 00:47:50,953 --> 00:47:52,330 Te holbezi cumva la fundul meu? 647 00:47:53,206 --> 00:47:54,999 Nu, deloc. 648 00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:57,502 Poate m-am holbat �nainte, dar... 649 00:47:57,668 --> 00:48:00,379 Acum iar m� holbez. Bine, o s� �ncetez. 650 00:48:00,546 --> 00:48:03,633 Urm�re�te-m� cu aten�ie, f� exact acelea�i mi�c�ri. 651 00:48:04,050 --> 00:48:05,301 Sigur. 652 00:48:25,738 --> 00:48:27,990 Ai grij� cum te mi�ti, Max. 653 00:48:28,157 --> 00:48:31,244 Sunt lasere puternice. Reteaz� orice parte a corpului ce le st� �n cale. 654 00:48:31,410 --> 00:48:34,580 �nc� un motiv �n defavoarea chilo�ilor cu m�necu��. 655 00:48:46,843 --> 00:48:49,262 Adic� trebuie s� fac acelea�i mi�c�ri ca �i tine? 656 00:48:49,428 --> 00:48:50,596 Vino odat�! 657 00:49:04,318 --> 00:49:06,737 Impresionant! 658 00:49:09,031 --> 00:49:10,741 Ai grij�, aici te po�i p�c�li. 659 00:49:10,908 --> 00:49:12,368 Bravo! 660 00:49:12,535 --> 00:49:13,578 Foarte bine. 661 00:49:15,788 --> 00:49:16,956 Nu chiar at�t de bine. 662 00:49:36,642 --> 00:49:37,810 Max, te rog. 663 00:49:38,060 --> 00:49:39,312 R�m�i calm. 664 00:49:41,230 --> 00:49:43,941 Max, nu te pierde cu firea. 665 00:49:44,984 --> 00:49:46,486 Max! 666 00:49:48,070 --> 00:49:49,655 Ai grij�! Nu! 667 00:49:49,822 --> 00:49:52,325 M� ron��ie. �sta nu e ca�caval! 668 00:49:53,576 --> 00:49:54,785 Max, lini�te�te-te! 669 00:50:03,085 --> 00:50:05,087 �n sf�r�it! Mergem? 670 00:50:43,543 --> 00:50:45,044 Ce s-a auzit? 671 00:50:45,211 --> 00:50:48,464 Erau ni�te dansatori de step pe culoar. 672 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,886 Fir-ar s� fie! Nu pot s� p�trund �n sistem. Securitate biometric�. 673 00:50:54,053 --> 00:50:55,847 �mi dai voie, Agentule 99... 674 00:51:01,060 --> 00:51:05,148 Nimic nu-i rezist� amprentei uleioase a degetului mare. 675 00:51:05,314 --> 00:51:06,357 Ce zici de asta? 676 00:51:06,566 --> 00:51:09,819 - Tranzac�ii cu explozivi. - Prietenul t�u e un tip r�u. 677 00:51:09,986 --> 00:51:13,156 - Dar s�rut� excelent. - S� l�s�m asta. 678 00:51:16,242 --> 00:51:18,995 Fii atent� la transportul �la de detonatoare. E cam ciudat. 679 00:51:19,162 --> 00:51:21,080 E produc�tor de bombe, doar. 680 00:51:21,247 --> 00:51:24,417 Nu, mi se pare ciudat faptul c� au fost expediate la o brut�rie din Moscova. 681 00:51:24,584 --> 00:51:27,170 Detonatoarele astea pot fi folosite �i la bombe nucleare. 682 00:51:27,336 --> 00:51:29,172 Cred c� am g�sit o conexiune cu KAOS. 683 00:51:42,268 --> 00:51:43,769 Eu le-am preg�tit terenul. 684 00:51:54,614 --> 00:51:55,865 Da�i-i drumul. 685 00:51:56,282 --> 00:51:57,700 Nu. 686 00:52:01,704 --> 00:52:05,208 M� descurc bini�or �i f�r� arm�, �tii asta. 687 00:52:29,982 --> 00:52:31,067 Mul�umesc de ajutor. 688 00:52:32,109 --> 00:52:33,444 Ajunge. 689 00:52:33,611 --> 00:52:34,654 Ce p�cat! 690 00:52:35,279 --> 00:52:39,492 Sunt pe cale de a �mpu�ca o femeie frumoas� �i pe gr�jdarul ei cel retardat. 691 00:52:39,659 --> 00:52:40,701 �i cu toate astea... 692 00:52:41,577 --> 00:52:43,788 Voi dormi ca un prunc. 693 00:52:49,752 --> 00:52:52,296 - Nu e r�u pentru un �ncep�tor. - �i tu te �ii bine, m�m�i�o. 694 00:52:55,341 --> 00:52:58,678 Sediul agen�iei KAOS Ora 09: 17 695 00:53:02,807 --> 00:53:03,850 Aici Siegfried. 696 00:53:04,308 --> 00:53:06,310 Cum ai putut rata o astfel de misiune? 697 00:53:06,477 --> 00:53:08,104 Krstic s-a purtat proste�te. 698 00:53:08,271 --> 00:53:11,023 - �i au avut noroc. - Cine e acolo? Cine a vorbit? 699 00:53:11,190 --> 00:53:12,316 Nimeni, dle. 700 00:53:12,483 --> 00:53:15,278 Se �ndreapt� c�tre voi. S� nu m� dezam�gi�i din nou. 701 00:53:15,444 --> 00:53:17,780 Nu v� teme�i, dle. Nu vor... 702 00:53:18,698 --> 00:53:19,782 De ce a f�cut asta? 703 00:53:19,949 --> 00:53:21,826 Nu te uita la mine. Sunt un nimeni. 704 00:53:21,993 --> 00:53:23,494 �i nu uita: 705 00:53:23,786 --> 00:53:26,038 Aici nimeni nu e indispensabil. 706 00:53:26,205 --> 00:53:27,874 Am �nlocuitor chiar �i pentru tine. 707 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,042 Se cheam� rinocer. 708 00:53:33,504 --> 00:53:36,382 La 240 km �n afara Moscovei Ora 11:00 709 00:53:55,860 --> 00:53:58,654 Cred c� trebuie s� g�sim alt mijloc de deplasare. Trage pe dreapta. 710 00:54:04,702 --> 00:54:07,079 Misiunea decurge bine p�n� acum, nu crezi? 711 00:54:07,246 --> 00:54:08,498 P�n� acum, da. 712 00:54:08,664 --> 00:54:10,583 Cred c� facem echip� bun�. 713 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,084 La fel ca �i la vil�. 714 00:54:12,251 --> 00:54:16,380 L-am �inut bine de p�r pe tipul �la, ca s�-i po�i trage una mai bine. 715 00:54:16,547 --> 00:54:18,424 A fost dr�gu�. 716 00:54:19,050 --> 00:54:20,092 Dr�gu�? 717 00:54:20,259 --> 00:54:21,928 Da, adic� am lucrat bine �mpreun�. 718 00:54:22,094 --> 00:54:23,596 Ce vrei s� spui, de fapt? 719 00:54:23,763 --> 00:54:26,265 Vreau doar s� spun c� suntem foarte compatibili. 720 00:54:26,432 --> 00:54:29,894 Cred c� faci o confuzie �ntre adrenalin� si... 721 00:54:30,061 --> 00:54:31,604 un alt tip de hormon. 722 00:54:31,771 --> 00:54:34,190 - Nu, nu asta... - �tii ceva, Max? Las-o balt�. 723 00:54:35,358 --> 00:54:38,110 S�-�i spun un lucru pe care eu l-am �nv��at pe pielea mea. 724 00:54:38,277 --> 00:54:40,446 Nu po�i avea �ncredere �n nimeni. Nici m�car �n mine. 725 00:54:40,613 --> 00:54:43,282 Adic� a� putea fi �i eu un agent dublu, �n�elegi? 726 00:54:43,866 --> 00:54:46,202 P�trunderea �n sediul CONTROL a fost o misiune intern�. 727 00:54:46,369 --> 00:54:49,455 S-a �nt�mplat chiar c�nd am revenit. De ce nu m� suspectezi? 728 00:54:50,414 --> 00:54:52,959 - Despre ce vorbe�ti mai exact? - Hai s� g�sim o ma�in�. 729 00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:55,795 Care dintre ele va atrage mai pu�in aten�ia? 730 00:54:56,295 --> 00:54:59,924 Avem c�teva ma�ini din epoca sovietic�... 731 00:55:00,091 --> 00:55:03,469 Ar mai fi tractorul, c�ru�a... 732 00:55:04,303 --> 00:55:06,472 Asta ar putea func�iona de minune. 733 00:55:07,473 --> 00:55:10,351 - Nu cred. - Ba da. 734 00:55:10,518 --> 00:55:11,936 �n niciun caz. 735 00:55:12,270 --> 00:55:13,479 Ba da. 736 00:55:17,108 --> 00:55:20,111 - Cred c� o s� ne prind� radarul. - Calmeaz�-te. 737 00:55:20,278 --> 00:55:23,156 Dup� c�derea comunismului, oricine �i permite o ma�in� ca asta, aici. 738 00:55:26,450 --> 00:55:27,785 Sfinte Dumnezeule, un Ferrari! 739 00:55:48,389 --> 00:55:50,391 Brut�ria Iljubjashhijjon, Moscova Ora 21:00 740 00:55:50,558 --> 00:55:52,351 lat� �i brut�ria celor de la KAOS. 741 00:55:52,518 --> 00:55:55,646 Nu trebuie s� ��i reamintesc, sper, c� nu e un parc de distrac�ii. 742 00:55:55,813 --> 00:55:59,358 Nu va fi nicio petrecere, niciun dans. To�i de-acolo sunt uciga�i profesioni�ti. 743 00:55:59,525 --> 00:56:01,360 �n�elegi? Bine. 744 00:56:01,527 --> 00:56:04,030 �i-au explicat cum func�ioneaz� catarama de la curea? 745 00:56:04,197 --> 00:56:07,200 Nu, dar nu cred c� a evoluat prea mult tehnologia de prindere a curelei. 746 00:56:07,366 --> 00:56:09,368 - Max. - Ce este? 747 00:56:09,827 --> 00:56:12,622 Catarama ta are un compartiment ascuns, �n care se afl� o pastil�. 748 00:56:12,788 --> 00:56:15,791 Dac� e�ti capturat, va cauza moartea �n 9 secunde. 749 00:56:15,958 --> 00:56:17,043 Grozav! 750 00:56:17,585 --> 00:56:20,546 Dar cum o s� reu�esc s� �i fac s-o �nghit�? 751 00:56:22,715 --> 00:56:26,594 - Nu prea ai sim�ul umorului. - Poftim. Monteaz�-l. 752 00:56:26,761 --> 00:56:28,179 - Unde? - Pe m�sea. 753 00:56:28,346 --> 00:56:31,474 E un radio de m�sea. Emite sunete prin maxilar, p�n� �n ureche. 754 00:56:31,641 --> 00:56:35,812 Nu aud nimic din afara gurii tale, a�a c� dac� ai probleme, trebuie s�-mi spui. 755 00:56:35,978 --> 00:56:37,271 Func�ioneaz�? 756 00:56:40,441 --> 00:56:42,318 - Func�ioneaz�? - Da. 757 00:56:42,485 --> 00:56:43,736 Perfect. 758 00:56:43,903 --> 00:56:44,946 Bine. 759 00:56:45,112 --> 00:56:47,782 �tii ce ai de f�cut. Baft� mult�! 760 00:56:47,949 --> 00:56:49,617 �i �ie. 761 00:57:17,770 --> 00:57:19,605 Servi�i-v�, v� rog. 762 00:57:19,772 --> 00:57:22,567 Nu, mul�umesc. Am venit �n alt scop aici. 763 00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:24,193 Dori�i p�ine? 764 00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:28,281 - Ceva fierbinte. - Chifle proasp�t scoase din cuptor? 765 00:57:28,447 --> 00:57:31,117 Ceva cu mult mai fierbinte. 766 00:57:31,450 --> 00:57:33,619 Am deja un iubit. 767 00:57:34,412 --> 00:57:36,998 - Bine, atunci... - De�i a� putea face o excep�ie. 768 00:57:37,165 --> 00:57:38,207 Nu, nu e nevoie. 769 00:57:38,374 --> 00:57:41,586 Sigur nu? Sunt ni�te saci cu f�in� �n spate, foarte confortabili. 770 00:57:41,752 --> 00:57:45,256 Nu cred c� vorbim aceea�i limb�. 771 00:57:45,590 --> 00:57:49,510 Sunt aici pentru c� m-a trimis Ladislas Krstic. 772 00:57:50,803 --> 00:57:52,388 Lua�i un num�r de ordine. 773 00:57:53,681 --> 00:57:55,766 Dar nu sunt dec�t eu la coad�. 774 00:58:31,677 --> 00:58:33,012 Cine e�ti? 775 00:58:33,179 --> 00:58:35,848 M� numesc Nudnik Shpilkes. Tu cine e�ti? 776 00:58:36,015 --> 00:58:39,685 - Sunt Siegfried. - Ai spus "Siegfried"? 777 00:58:39,852 --> 00:58:40,895 Max! 778 00:58:41,187 --> 00:58:42,230 Da. 779 00:58:42,396 --> 00:58:44,315 �n�eleg c� la tine trebuie s� apeleze 780 00:58:44,482 --> 00:58:47,527 cineva interesat de achizi�ionarea armamentului nuclear. 781 00:58:47,693 --> 00:58:51,280 - Cum �tiu c� nu e�ti agent CONTROL? - Dac� a� fi fost, erai deja mort. 782 00:58:51,447 --> 00:58:53,366 Dac� erai agent CONTROL, tu trebuia s� fii mort. 783 00:58:53,533 --> 00:58:57,537 De vreme ce niciunul din noi nu e mort, e clar c� nu sunt agent CONTROL. 784 00:59:01,290 --> 00:59:03,292 Chiar are sens. 785 00:59:04,627 --> 00:59:07,713 Urmeaz�-m�, dle Shpilkes. 786 00:59:13,928 --> 00:59:15,972 Prob� de microfon. 787 00:59:19,141 --> 00:59:21,978 "Oda Bucuriei", Simfonia a 9-a a lui Beethoven. 788 00:59:22,145 --> 00:59:26,149 Era complet surd c�nd a scris-o. Avea �i sifilis. Distrac�ie pe cinste! 789 00:59:26,774 --> 00:59:31,320 Da, e una dintre preferatele mele. Pu�in prea comun�, dar are un final grandios. 790 00:59:32,655 --> 00:59:34,157 Te descurci perfect, Max. 791 00:59:34,323 --> 00:59:38,369 ��i voi ar�ta sanctuarul intern al opera�iunilor noastre. 792 00:59:38,536 --> 00:59:42,665 Sanctuarul intern al opera�iunilor? 793 00:59:44,959 --> 00:59:45,960 Da. 794 00:59:54,886 --> 00:59:56,345 �sta e? 795 00:59:56,512 --> 00:59:57,972 Bine�n�eles c� nu. Am min�it. 796 00:59:58,139 --> 00:59:59,390 Face des asta. 797 00:59:59,599 --> 01:00:02,560 Te voi ucide �i apoi o voi ucide �i pe partenera ta. 798 01:00:02,727 --> 01:00:04,520 Nu �tiu la cine te referi. 799 01:00:11,110 --> 01:00:13,321 Se pare c� dna Shpilkes s-a r�t�cit. 800 01:00:13,488 --> 01:00:16,741 Ar fi corect din partea mea s� te avertizez c� aceast� cl�dire 801 01:00:16,908 --> 01:00:19,827 este �ncercuit� de 130 de tr�g�tori la �int� profesioni�ti. 802 01:00:19,994 --> 01:00:21,954 - Nu te cred. - Nu crezi nici c� 803 01:00:22,121 --> 01:00:24,123 e�ti �nconjurat de 24 de comandouri Delta Force? 804 01:00:24,290 --> 01:00:26,834 - Nu. - Nici c� Chuck Norris are o bazuc�? 805 01:00:27,376 --> 01:00:28,836 La revedere, dle Smart. 806 01:00:31,380 --> 01:00:35,218 Dle Shtarker, cred c� a�i subestimat at�t persoana mea, 807 01:00:35,384 --> 01:00:37,386 c�t �i elementul surpriz�! 808 01:00:47,438 --> 01:00:50,191 Agentule 99, am fost compromi�i. Ie�i de acolo. 809 01:01:10,086 --> 01:01:11,754 Accesul interzis. 810 01:01:41,617 --> 01:01:44,078 Accesul interzis. 811 01:01:44,287 --> 01:01:46,747 Accesul interzis. 812 01:01:59,802 --> 01:02:00,803 Max, unde e�ti? 813 01:02:01,012 --> 01:02:03,222 Agent 99, am g�sit elementul galben. 814 01:02:03,431 --> 01:02:05,099 Logic, doar suntem �ntr-o brut�rie. 815 01:02:05,266 --> 01:02:07,935 Nu, m� refeream la uraniu! El e galben! 816 01:02:08,102 --> 01:02:12,607 De�i sunt destule alte elemente galbene aici. 817 01:02:13,441 --> 01:02:14,692 Max, nu se poate. 818 01:02:42,470 --> 01:02:44,055 Max, ai recep�ionat...? 819 01:02:44,222 --> 01:02:45,473 Agent 99! 820 01:02:45,681 --> 01:02:47,517 Ce s-a �nt�mplat cu emi��torul radio? 821 01:02:47,683 --> 01:02:50,686 L-am �nghi�it. Pot s�-l recuperez, dar nu cred c�-l vrei. 822 01:02:50,853 --> 01:02:52,688 - Dumnezeule! - Ascult�! 823 01:02:52,814 --> 01:02:55,358 Am amplasat bombe �n diverse zone din cl�dire. 824 01:02:55,525 --> 01:02:59,195 Cum? Max, nu po�i arunca �n aer o cl�dire plin� cu materiale radioactive! 825 01:02:59,403 --> 01:03:03,324 �tiu asta. Am amplasat at�tea bombe c�t s� distrug� laboratorul de arme. 826 01:03:04,367 --> 01:03:05,535 Max, e genial! 827 01:03:07,078 --> 01:03:09,539 E cel mai dr�gu� lucru pe care mi l-ai spus vreodat�. 828 01:03:37,900 --> 01:03:41,821 - Nu �n�eleg, credeam c� a murit. - Nu e genul care d� bir cu fugi�ii! 829 01:03:58,337 --> 01:04:00,882 E de-a dreptul ridicol! 830 01:04:07,054 --> 01:04:08,055 Agent 99! 831 01:04:08,264 --> 01:04:09,432 Treze�te-te, Agent 99! 832 01:04:09,599 --> 01:04:11,767 Poate ar trebui s� �l mai s�ru�i o dat�. 833 01:04:13,269 --> 01:04:14,520 Mori! 834 01:04:14,729 --> 01:04:17,982 A�teapt�, mi-e cunoscut� vocea asta! Convorbirea interceptat�! Dalip! 835 01:04:18,232 --> 01:04:21,194 Te cunosc! 836 01:04:25,781 --> 01:04:26,949 Acum m-ai nimerit pe mine! 837 01:04:30,995 --> 01:04:32,914 - Max? - Da, din nou la lupt�! 838 01:04:51,974 --> 01:04:56,479 Dalip, ��i pot dovedi c� te cunosc. M�ncarea ta preferat� e tikka de pui! 839 01:04:57,230 --> 01:05:00,274 ��i place emisiunea American Top 40 prezentat� de Ryan Seacrest. 840 01:05:25,967 --> 01:05:29,136 Stai, Dalip! Mai �tiu �nc� o chestie. 841 01:05:29,303 --> 01:05:30,471 Max! 842 01:05:30,638 --> 01:05:34,308 Ai probleme cu c�s�toria. So�ia ta, Zeenat, te p�r�se�te. 843 01:05:34,976 --> 01:05:37,186 Dar mai po�i nutri speran�e. 844 01:05:37,353 --> 01:05:38,813 O iube�ti? 845 01:05:45,027 --> 01:05:47,864 Atunci arat�-i c� o iube�ti. Du-te s� iei pr�nzul acas�. 846 01:05:48,030 --> 01:05:50,575 Ia-o cu tine data viitoare c�nd trebuie s� mai ucizi pe cineva. 847 01:05:51,033 --> 01:05:52,618 Vrea doar s� fie cu tine. 848 01:05:52,785 --> 01:05:55,037 Asta �nseamn� c� va petrece mai pu�in timp cu sora ei, 849 01:05:55,204 --> 01:05:57,915 care, �tim am�ndoi, v� submineaz� rela�ia. 850 01:05:58,749 --> 01:06:01,210 Arunc�-mi pistolul. 851 01:06:01,377 --> 01:06:02,920 Agent 99, te rog. 852 01:06:03,671 --> 01:06:05,214 Chiar �i uria�ii sufer�. 853 01:06:17,393 --> 01:06:18,728 Ce vrei s� faci? 854 01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:21,898 S� nu-mi spui! 855 01:06:22,064 --> 01:06:23,733 Max! 856 01:06:26,068 --> 01:06:32,058 E �n regul�. Totul o s� fie bine. 857 01:06:32,742 --> 01:06:35,995 Sora ei e o nenorocit�. 858 01:06:43,544 --> 01:06:45,838 - E�ti bine? - Da. A fost uimitor ce ai f�cut. 859 01:06:47,131 --> 01:06:48,508 Mul�umesc. 860 01:06:50,593 --> 01:06:52,136 Trebuie s� plec�m de aici. 861 01:07:00,686 --> 01:07:01,687 Agent 99. 862 01:07:08,569 --> 01:07:11,280 - Asta ce-a mai fost? - Am aruncat cu o scoab� de fier. 863 01:07:13,783 --> 01:07:15,284 Veni�i aici. 864 01:07:15,618 --> 01:07:17,286 Bun� idee! 865 01:07:17,453 --> 01:07:21,207 O s� ne urc�m pe tine �i o s� zbur�m... �mpreun�. 866 01:07:25,586 --> 01:07:30,550 Vezi? Noul sistem de sunet face s� par� real filmul. Parc� se bat aici �n camer�! 867 01:07:31,175 --> 01:07:32,510 Ne-a l�sat ca fraierii. 868 01:07:32,844 --> 01:07:34,470 Ce ipocrit! 869 01:07:52,196 --> 01:07:55,116 Era c�t pe ce s� nimerim. 870 01:07:58,911 --> 01:08:01,831 La marele fix! �mpu�ca�i-i! 871 01:08:10,339 --> 01:08:12,675 Orice-ai face, nu te uita �n jos! 872 01:08:12,842 --> 01:08:16,429 O s� �ncerc s� ajung la corni�a aia! Vom reu�i! 873 01:08:17,805 --> 01:08:18,806 Max, revino-�i! 874 01:08:19,474 --> 01:08:20,475 Ai dreptate. 875 01:08:25,354 --> 01:08:26,606 Mul�umesc, �efule. 876 01:08:27,190 --> 01:08:28,733 Sigur. Nicio problem�. 877 01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:31,736 �eful e �nc�ntat. L-a trimis pe Agentul 23 s� supravegheze lichidarea. 878 01:08:31,903 --> 01:08:32,904 Grozav! 879 01:08:34,155 --> 01:08:38,409 Ascult�... Crezi c� po�i r�spunde la o �ntrebare personal�? 880 01:08:38,576 --> 01:08:40,411 Posibil. 881 01:08:41,245 --> 01:08:43,372 De ce �i-ai f�cut opera�ie estetic�? 882 01:08:45,416 --> 01:08:48,127 Nu e o �ntrebare a�a de personal�. 883 01:08:48,419 --> 01:08:51,923 Anumite aspecte care nu �ineau de munc�, au intervenit �n munca mea. 884 01:08:52,089 --> 01:08:56,010 Fapte devenite publice, compromiterea identit��ii... A�a am devenit brunet�. 885 01:08:57,553 --> 01:08:59,263 Ce poveste grozav�. 886 01:08:59,430 --> 01:09:02,850 Dar nu mi-ai spus nimic despre tine. 887 01:09:08,272 --> 01:09:09,899 Am ratat o misiune. 888 01:09:11,692 --> 01:09:16,364 �mi pl�cea de un tip de la birou. Nu m-am mai concentrat �i misiunea a e�uat. 889 01:09:16,531 --> 01:09:20,993 M-am desp�r�it de tip, dar deja identitatea mea fusese dezv�luit�. 890 01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:22,745 A�a c� am avut de ales: 891 01:09:22,912 --> 01:09:25,581 Ori �mi petrec via�a la un birou, 892 01:09:26,457 --> 01:09:28,417 �n jur de 8 ore pe zi, 893 01:09:28,584 --> 01:09:31,295 r�zuindu-mi fruntea cu o r�z�toare de br�nz�. 894 01:09:31,462 --> 01:09:33,297 - De fapt, �tii. - Da. 895 01:09:33,464 --> 01:09:36,092 Ori puteam s� �mi schimb fa�a, ceea ce am �i f�cut. 896 01:09:38,928 --> 01:09:43,599 A fost dureros, dar nu am avut �ncotro si... 897 01:09:48,062 --> 01:09:51,357 - Nu vreau s� mai vorbesc despre asta. - Bine. 898 01:09:54,819 --> 01:09:57,113 Sem�nam mult cu mama. 899 01:10:02,451 --> 01:10:05,454 �i eu sem�nam cu cele dou� mame ale mele. 900 01:10:11,627 --> 01:10:14,964 R�ul Moscova Ora 02:00 901 01:10:43,701 --> 01:10:46,537 Dle, dac� �mi permite�i s� �ntreb, 902 01:10:46,704 --> 01:10:48,831 cum a�i ales �inta? 903 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:51,417 - De ce a�i ales Los Angeles? - E un ora� mare. 904 01:10:51,584 --> 01:10:53,461 E �n vizorul presei 905 01:10:53,836 --> 01:10:55,505 �i pre�edintele va sosi �n vizit�. 906 01:10:56,005 --> 01:10:59,300 Totu�i... Mare p�cat c� vor muri at�tea stele ale filmului. 907 01:10:59,467 --> 01:11:00,718 �ntr-adev�r. 908 01:11:00,927 --> 01:11:05,306 Ce ne-am face f�r� agerimea sfaturilor lor politice? 909 01:11:09,811 --> 01:11:12,897 Dumnezeule! Ai m�ncat tot echipajul? 910 01:11:13,397 --> 01:11:15,942 Ia uite, a �n�eles ce am spus. 911 01:11:16,150 --> 01:11:17,819 �napoi la treab�! 912 01:11:28,204 --> 01:11:31,165 Moscova Ora 07:00 913 01:11:34,043 --> 01:11:38,214 Nu, nu e posibil. Nu se poate. Max a spus c�... 914 01:11:40,675 --> 01:11:41,843 Nu. 915 01:11:45,555 --> 01:11:47,515 E absurd. 916 01:11:49,267 --> 01:11:52,228 Uraniu, armament nuclear, o �ntreag� linie de produc�ie... 917 01:11:52,395 --> 01:11:55,356 Nu am g�sit dec�t r�m�i�ele unei brut�rii. 918 01:11:55,523 --> 01:11:58,067 Nu a�i g�sit nicio arm�? Niciun material radioactiv? 919 01:11:58,234 --> 01:12:01,028 Nimic. Am scotocit toat� zona. 920 01:12:01,195 --> 01:12:04,407 - Dar Max a spus c�... - Ai v�zut cu ochii t�i dovezile? 921 01:12:04,907 --> 01:12:06,242 Nu. 922 01:12:06,617 --> 01:12:09,412 Nu, de c�te ori a descoperit ceva, era singur. 923 01:12:15,626 --> 01:12:17,420 Spune-mi ce s� fac cu Max, �n cazul �sta. 924 01:12:17,587 --> 01:12:19,088 - Cu Max? - Max? 925 01:12:21,716 --> 01:12:24,177 Aveai dreptate c�nd �mi spuneai s� nu am �ncredere �n tine. 926 01:12:26,053 --> 01:12:27,221 D�-mi telefonul. 927 01:12:31,559 --> 01:12:34,020 Cine e la telefon, oare? Siegfried? 928 01:12:34,187 --> 01:12:35,354 Alo! Max? 929 01:12:35,521 --> 01:12:36,522 �efule? 930 01:12:38,983 --> 01:12:40,776 Gaz paralizant, Agent 99? 931 01:12:40,943 --> 01:12:44,280 Scute�te-m�. Corpul meu e imun la... 932 01:12:44,447 --> 01:12:45,781 Cred c� e un gaz mai nou. 933 01:12:48,743 --> 01:12:50,286 �mi pare r�u, Max. 934 01:12:51,787 --> 01:12:54,957 Washington, DC Ora 07:30 935 01:12:57,668 --> 01:12:59,712 Sunt foarte dezam�git, Max. 936 01:12:59,879 --> 01:13:02,798 Credeam c� avem acelea�i valori de referin��. 937 01:13:02,965 --> 01:13:05,134 Cum ai putut crede c� sunt agent dublu? 938 01:13:05,301 --> 01:13:07,762 Ai min�it c�nd ai spus c� ai g�sit materiale radioactive. 939 01:13:07,970 --> 01:13:10,264 L-ai omor�t pe Krstic �nainte s� �i punem �ntreb�ri. 940 01:13:10,431 --> 01:13:13,643 Nu mai spun c� m-ai pocnit �n cap cu un extinctor. 941 01:13:13,810 --> 01:13:18,022 Mi-am cerut scuze. Nu m-a�i auzit, pentru c� era�i �ntr-o mic� com�. 942 01:13:18,272 --> 01:13:19,982 Ai f�cut de r�s agen�ia CONTROL. 943 01:13:20,149 --> 01:13:22,944 Vice-pre�edintele vrea s� ne retrag� toate misiunile. 944 01:13:25,696 --> 01:13:26,697 Agent 99. 945 01:13:27,448 --> 01:13:29,033 Toat� s�pt�m�na asta, 946 01:13:29,659 --> 01:13:30,910 noaptea trecut�... 947 01:13:31,869 --> 01:13:33,037 M� cuno�ti doar. 948 01:13:33,246 --> 01:13:34,664 Se pare c� nu. 949 01:13:35,498 --> 01:13:36,666 Nu se poate! 950 01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:38,960 Voi doi? Tu �i Max? 951 01:13:39,126 --> 01:13:41,838 Ai spus c� trebuie s� ne desp�r�im, pentru c� suntem colegi. 952 01:13:42,004 --> 01:13:43,172 Cum a�a? Tu �i Agentul 23? 953 01:13:43,798 --> 01:13:46,259 Simt c� plute�te asupra mea o amenin�are sexual�. 954 01:13:51,931 --> 01:13:55,268 A�i sunat la Departamentul de Securitate Intern� al Statelor Unite. 955 01:13:55,434 --> 01:13:57,895 Pentru amenin��ri la adresa Statelor Unite, ap�sa�i cifra 1. 956 01:13:58,062 --> 01:14:01,816 Pentru amenin��ri la adresa Hawaii, ap�sa�i tasta 2. Pentru amenin��ri... 957 01:14:02,024 --> 01:14:05,945 �tii c� e�ti singura persoan� care sfor�ie c�nd e treaz�? 958 01:14:06,112 --> 01:14:07,738 Dac� suna�i de la un telefon cu disc... 959 01:14:07,905 --> 01:14:09,657 S� evalu�m amenin�area de azi. 960 01:14:09,824 --> 01:14:11,492 �edin�a privind securitatea intern� Ora 10:00 961 01:14:11,659 --> 01:14:15,204 - Sunt 72 de amenin��ri pe list�. Mike? - Mul�umesc, dle Vice-pre�edinte. 962 01:14:15,371 --> 01:14:18,624 Situa�ia devine instabil� �n Venezuela. 963 01:14:18,791 --> 01:14:21,335 Situa�ia devine instabil� �n Afganistan. 964 01:14:21,544 --> 01:14:24,213 Devine cumva instabil� �i �n Coreea de Nord? 965 01:14:24,380 --> 01:14:26,257 - Ajung �i acolo. - S�pt�m�na viitoare? 966 01:14:26,424 --> 01:14:28,759 Mar�ea viitoare, dup� ce ��i trag un �ut �n fund. 967 01:14:28,926 --> 01:14:33,181 Domnilor, c�nd ne cert�m, le d�m c�tig de cauz� terori�tilor. 968 01:14:36,642 --> 01:14:39,395 Seara trecut�, �n cadrul unei cine private, 969 01:14:39,562 --> 01:14:43,232 pre�edintele Kim Jong-il a formulat o amenin�are cam stranie. Citez: 970 01:14:43,441 --> 01:14:46,068 "S� facem o budinc� din oase de americani." 971 01:14:46,235 --> 01:14:48,070 E dement! 972 01:14:48,237 --> 01:14:52,074 Nu �tie c� oasele cr�n��ne? Cine-ar m�nca o budinc� crocant�? 973 01:14:54,285 --> 01:14:55,286 Sala r�zboiului. 974 01:14:55,495 --> 01:14:59,499 �n sf�r�it! M� numesc Siegfried �i reprezint agen�ia KAOS. 975 01:14:59,665 --> 01:15:03,878 �n decursul ultimelor luni, am f�cut rezerve masive de arme nucleare, 976 01:15:04,045 --> 01:15:08,925 pe care le-am distribuit apoi la 20 de dictatori fioro�i, cu probleme psihice. 977 01:15:09,717 --> 01:15:12,970 �n prezent, KAOS de�ine codurile de activare a bombelor, 978 01:15:13,137 --> 01:15:17,058 dar vom dezv�lui aceste coduri dac� nu ni se vor �ndeplini cerin�ele. 979 01:15:17,225 --> 01:15:18,226 �i care sunt acestea? 980 01:15:18,434 --> 01:15:20,520 Vrem 200 de miliarde de dolari, p�n� la ora 15:00. 981 01:15:20,686 --> 01:15:23,231 Vre�i 200 de miliarde de dolari, p�n� la ora 15:00? 982 01:15:23,397 --> 01:15:24,774 Nu p�re�i s� percuta�i ideea. 983 01:15:24,941 --> 01:15:28,152 - Pot vorbi �i cu altcineva? - Bun� glum�. 984 01:15:28,736 --> 01:15:31,447 Siegfried, noi nu negociem cu terori�tii 985 01:15:31,614 --> 01:15:33,908 �i se vede clar c� e o cacialma. A�a c� plimb� ursul. 986 01:15:34,116 --> 01:15:35,785 Poftim? Faci mi�to de mine? 987 01:15:35,952 --> 01:15:39,539 A�i vorbit toat� diminea�a despre budinci �i nu da�i crezare unei amenin��ri reale? 988 01:15:39,747 --> 01:15:42,208 Reale? S� fim serio�i. KAOS a r�posat acum 20 de ani. 989 01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:44,919 Cu tot respectul cuvenit, CIA habar nu are de KAOS. 990 01:15:45,086 --> 01:15:47,463 CONTROL trebuie s� se ocupe de problema asta. 991 01:15:47,672 --> 01:15:51,092 - A�a cum a�i aruncat �n aer brut�ria? - Brio�e de distrugere �n mas�. 992 01:15:52,176 --> 01:15:54,720 Ajunge! A�tept momentul �sta de pe vremea lui Nixon. 993 01:15:54,887 --> 01:15:58,141 - Iar �ncepe. - Am un stimulator cardiac nou! 994 01:15:58,307 --> 01:16:00,351 - Bine! - Potole�te-te! 995 01:16:03,646 --> 01:16:06,274 Se pare c� nu te cred. 996 01:16:06,816 --> 01:16:11,154 Tocmai de aia am �i preg�tit o mic� demonstra�ie. 997 01:16:15,575 --> 01:16:17,952 Celula de deten�ie a agen�iei CONTROL Ora 14:00 998 01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:00,953 �efule, a�i vrut s� vorbi�i cu mine? 999 01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:04,540 Da. Tu �i Agentul 23 m� ve�i �nso�i �n vizita mea la pre�edinte. 1000 01:17:04,707 --> 01:17:07,418 - Nu �l pute�i suna? - Vice-pre�edintele nu-mi d� leg�tura. 1001 01:17:07,835 --> 01:17:10,671 Nu pot s� cred c� trebuie s� batem at�ta drum p�n� �n Los Angeles. 1002 01:17:10,838 --> 01:17:12,673 De ce pre�edintele nu vine niciodat� aici? 1003 01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:15,384 Sigur ac�iunile sale sunt vitale pentru binele na�iunii. 1004 01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:17,637 "Noapte bun�, lun�. 1005 01:17:18,387 --> 01:17:21,349 Noapte bun�, vac� ce sari peste lun�." 1006 01:17:22,350 --> 01:17:25,645 S� fiu sincer, nu mi-ar pl�cea s� fi�i profesorul meu. 1007 01:17:25,812 --> 01:17:28,272 Din c�te... 1008 01:17:29,232 --> 01:17:31,984 Hei, Smart. La mul�i ani! 1009 01:17:39,242 --> 01:17:40,993 Sunt gras! 1010 01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:52,380 Domnilor. 1011 01:17:55,466 --> 01:17:57,426 P�tur� care ��i d� m�nc�rimi. 1012 01:17:57,593 --> 01:17:58,678 Preferata mea. 1013 01:17:58,886 --> 01:18:00,680 E cumva infestat� cu v�rsat de v�nt? 1014 01:18:03,099 --> 01:18:05,977 �sta era un dinte de om. 1015 01:18:06,144 --> 01:18:09,814 - Asculta�i "American Top 40". - Prezentat� de Ryan Seacrest. 1016 01:18:10,022 --> 01:18:12,859 Iat� o dedica�ie siropoas� a unei doamne pe care o cheam� Dalip. 1017 01:18:13,025 --> 01:18:14,485 Se adreseaz� iubitului ei, Max. 1018 01:18:14,652 --> 01:18:19,198 "Ne vedem �n L.A. Se �ncinge treaba. La nivel nuclear. " 1019 01:18:19,365 --> 01:18:22,869 Ce pot s� spun... Dac� a� fi �n locul lui Max, m-a� duce p�n� �n L.A. 1020 01:18:32,545 --> 01:18:34,922 Hei, g�rzi t�mpite! 1021 01:18:35,089 --> 01:18:39,302 Nu vre�i s� veni�i la mine �n celul�, s� ne "mozolim" un pic? 1022 01:18:39,469 --> 01:18:42,013 O s� face�i du� zilnic, s�pt�m�ni �n �ir! 1023 01:18:43,181 --> 01:18:44,974 �i tot nu ve�i sc�pa de mirosul... 1024 01:18:45,141 --> 01:18:47,351 P�re�i foarte furio�i. 1025 01:18:49,103 --> 01:18:51,230 Mul�umesc, dle. �mi mai trage�i una? 1026 01:18:53,524 --> 01:18:55,151 Glumeam. 1027 01:19:03,242 --> 01:19:06,829 9-4-3-6-8. 1028 01:19:09,415 --> 01:19:14,170 9-4-3-6-8. 1029 01:19:30,436 --> 01:19:32,188 �ntoarce-te u�or. 1030 01:19:34,398 --> 01:19:37,693 Trebuie s� m� crede�i pe cuv�nt. Nu sunt agent dublu. 1031 01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:40,321 - Nici nu am crezut asta vreodat�. - Te iubim, omule. 1032 01:19:40,530 --> 01:19:43,324 Atunci de ce m� fixa�i cu pistoalele �i cu ochii �tia holba�i? 1033 01:19:43,491 --> 01:19:44,867 S� nu d�m de b�nuit la camere. 1034 01:19:45,034 --> 01:19:48,329 Dac� p�rem c� te l�s�m s� scapi, vom fi concedia�i. 1035 01:19:48,496 --> 01:19:49,497 M-am prins. 1036 01:19:52,208 --> 01:19:53,668 Unde e �eful �i Agentul 99? 1037 01:19:53,835 --> 01:19:55,795 Au zburat la L.A., s� vorbeasc� cu pre�edintele. 1038 01:19:55,962 --> 01:19:58,339 Trebuie s� ies de aici �nainte s� m� prind� cineva. 1039 01:19:58,548 --> 01:20:00,132 - Bate-ne. - Bun� idee. 1040 01:20:00,299 --> 01:20:01,968 Bruce, o s� ��i trag una peste ochi. 1041 01:20:02,135 --> 01:20:04,679 - Mul�umesc. - Lloyd, voi simula c� ��i scot ma�ele. 1042 01:20:04,887 --> 01:20:06,430 Gata? Unu... 1043 01:20:06,597 --> 01:20:08,975 Nu �nc�! Nu te-am pocnit. Reac�ionezi c�nd te pocnesc. 1044 01:20:09,183 --> 01:20:10,560 - A�a e. - Unu... 1045 01:20:10,726 --> 01:20:12,478 Doi, trei. 1046 01:20:13,896 --> 01:20:15,565 - Gre�it. - A�teapt�. 1047 01:20:15,731 --> 01:20:18,192 - C�teodat� m� ia cu le�in. - Nu te voi lovi. 1048 01:20:18,359 --> 01:20:21,946 C�nd v�d s�nge, sau vorbesc despre s�nge, sau c�nd m� g�ndesc la s�nge... 1049 01:20:22,113 --> 01:20:24,782 Nu va fi niciun s�nge. �ine-�i firea, amice. 1050 01:21:12,121 --> 01:21:13,789 Ce faci, t�nt�l�ule? 1051 01:21:13,956 --> 01:21:17,710 Alergi pe mijlocul str�zii? Te-ar putea lovi o ma�in�! 1052 01:21:18,169 --> 01:21:20,713 Ironia sor�ii! 1053 01:21:34,977 --> 01:21:36,479 �efule, nu pot s� cred. 1054 01:21:36,646 --> 01:21:39,649 La c��i sateli�i avem, e imposibil ca cineva 1055 01:21:39,816 --> 01:21:42,109 s� de�in� arme "nuculare" f�r� ca noi s� �tim. 1056 01:21:42,276 --> 01:21:43,653 Se spune "nucleare"! 1057 01:21:44,070 --> 01:21:45,655 - Poftim? - M� scuza�i. 1058 01:21:45,822 --> 01:21:49,158 Dle pre�edinte, dac� �mi permite�i s� v� prezint ni�te date, ve�i... 1059 01:21:49,325 --> 01:21:50,827 A�tepta�i o secund�! 1060 01:21:50,993 --> 01:21:52,995 Mai �nt�i vreau s� �tiu 1061 01:21:53,162 --> 01:21:55,331 ce p�rere are Vice-pre�edintele despre asta? 1062 01:21:55,498 --> 01:21:59,252 Discu�ia mea de ieri cu Vice-pre�edintele nu a fost foarte cordial�. 1063 01:21:59,418 --> 01:22:01,170 - Nu a fost foarte cordial�? - Nu, dle. 1064 01:22:01,337 --> 01:22:02,338 Ca s� vezi. 1065 01:22:03,756 --> 01:22:06,467 Pre�edintele consiliului mi-a transmis un filmule�. 1066 01:22:06,634 --> 01:22:08,302 Chiar pe celularul meu. 1067 01:22:08,469 --> 01:22:10,930 S� vi-l ar�t �i vou�. Partea asta �mi place cel mai mult. 1068 01:22:11,097 --> 01:22:13,850 Am un stimulator cardiac nou! 1069 01:22:15,017 --> 01:22:16,185 �efule, chiar ai f�cut asta? 1070 01:22:16,352 --> 01:22:17,520 O b�taie pe cinste. 1071 01:22:17,687 --> 01:22:20,148 Fi�i aten�i ce fa�� surprins� are. 1072 01:22:20,356 --> 01:22:22,650 Cred c� v� datorez scuze, dle. 1073 01:22:22,859 --> 01:22:24,485 Nu merit� efortul. 1074 01:22:24,652 --> 01:22:26,863 Dar trebuie s� fiu de acord cu nemernicul �la. 1075 01:22:27,071 --> 01:22:29,407 Nu putem r�spunde la fiecare amenin�are. 1076 01:22:30,783 --> 01:22:32,201 Cazul se claseaz�. 1077 01:22:55,808 --> 01:22:56,809 Max? 1078 01:22:57,018 --> 01:22:58,102 Bun�, Agent 99. 1079 01:22:58,311 --> 01:23:00,146 Identifica�i loca�ia interlocutorului, acum! 1080 01:23:00,313 --> 01:23:02,190 - Unde e�ti? - Nu are importan��. 1081 01:23:02,356 --> 01:23:06,194 Conteaz� doar c� cei de la KAOS au pus o bomb� undeva �n Los Angeles. 1082 01:23:06,402 --> 01:23:08,404 L-am localizat. E �nc� �n Washington. 1083 01:23:08,571 --> 01:23:11,824 Ascult�-m�. C�t timp am stat �n celul�, m-am g�ndit bine. 1084 01:23:13,951 --> 01:23:18,998 Mi-am dat seama c� sunt fericit, chiar dac� am fost acuzat pe nedrept. 1085 01:23:19,457 --> 01:23:24,337 Pentru c�, fie �i pentru scurt timp, am tr�it visul de a fi agent. 1086 01:23:25,338 --> 01:23:27,089 �i am avut ocazia s� te cunosc. 1087 01:23:27,256 --> 01:23:30,092 Am aflat c� ai un cro�eu de dreapta periculos, 1088 01:23:30,259 --> 01:23:33,471 c� dansezi aproape la fel de bine ca mine, 1089 01:23:33,638 --> 01:23:36,891 ...�i c� sem�nai cu mama ta. - Max. 1090 01:23:37,058 --> 01:23:40,394 Te rog, nu-�i cer dec�t s� m� prive�ti �n ochi 1091 01:23:40,561 --> 01:23:43,105 �i s�-mi spui c� nu sim�i nimic. 1092 01:23:43,940 --> 01:23:45,107 Nu mi�ca�i! 1093 01:23:45,274 --> 01:23:49,028 Max, cum te-a� putea privi �n ochi? 1094 01:23:50,404 --> 01:23:51,656 E suficient s� te �ntorci. 1095 01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:01,082 De ce vorbe�ti la pantof? 1096 01:24:01,249 --> 01:24:04,627 Vechiul truc cu comutarea convorbirii pe celular, 1097 01:24:04,794 --> 01:24:08,130 ca s� nu �tii unde sunt, apoi apar �n spatele t�u 1098 01:24:08,297 --> 01:24:10,299 �i �i las pe to�i cu gura c�scat�. 1099 01:24:10,466 --> 01:24:12,343 - Nu te mi�ca. - Ce faci? 1100 01:24:12,510 --> 01:24:13,511 Cum ai ajuns aici? 1101 01:24:16,639 --> 01:24:18,808 Mai ai cumva o pung�? 1102 01:24:22,603 --> 01:24:23,604 Nu conteaz�. 1103 01:24:23,813 --> 01:24:26,816 Conteaz� c� a fost pus� o bomb� �i am venit s� o g�sesc. 1104 01:24:26,983 --> 01:24:29,152 - De unde �tii? - Prefer s� nu spun. 1105 01:24:29,318 --> 01:24:31,320 Max, sunt �n joc milioane de vie�i. 1106 01:24:31,487 --> 01:24:34,657 Dac� de�ii informa�ii credibile, din surse verificate... 1107 01:24:34,824 --> 01:24:37,034 Vreau s� �mi spui chiar acum. 1108 01:24:38,119 --> 01:24:41,038 Am auzit la radio, la emisiunea lui Ryan Seacrest. 1109 01:24:41,998 --> 01:24:44,250 - S� fim serio�i. - Era un mesaj codificat. 1110 01:24:44,417 --> 01:24:47,795 Max, suntem �n criz� de timp. Despre ce e vorba? 1111 01:24:47,962 --> 01:24:51,799 Am un indiciu de la un agent KAOS cu care m-am �mprietenit la brut�rie. 1112 01:24:57,305 --> 01:24:59,056 Ar trebui s� �l credem, �efule. 1113 01:24:59,223 --> 01:25:01,184 Evident, �efule. Sunt de acord cu Agentul 99. 1114 01:25:01,350 --> 01:25:04,187 De c�te ori m� uit �n ochii de c��elu� ai lui Max, m� pierd. 1115 01:25:04,353 --> 01:25:08,107 Chiar nu �i-a mai dat nimeni papucii p�n� acum? 1116 01:25:09,692 --> 01:25:12,612 �efule, ai spus c� avem acelea�i valori. 1117 01:25:12,778 --> 01:25:15,156 C� am�ndoi suntem de mod� veche. 1118 01:25:15,823 --> 01:25:17,950 Am o b�nuial� de mod� veche. 1119 01:25:18,117 --> 01:25:22,705 Am o b�nuial� c� ave�i o b�nuial� c� s-ar putea s� spun adev�rul. 1120 01:25:23,789 --> 01:25:24,874 Max... 1121 01:25:26,334 --> 01:25:29,545 Orice agent dublu care evadeaz� dintr-o celul� de maxim� securitate, 1122 01:25:29,712 --> 01:25:33,299 doar pentru a ajunge din nou pe m�na celor care i-au venit ini�ial de hac, 1123 01:25:33,508 --> 01:25:37,261 e fie un idiot, fie nu e agent dublu. �i sigur nu e�ti un idiot. 1124 01:25:38,054 --> 01:25:39,055 Mul�umesc, �efule. 1125 01:25:39,722 --> 01:25:43,059 �tim c� pre�edintele e �n ora�. 1126 01:25:43,226 --> 01:25:47,063 - Dar ce anume face el azi, aici? - Max. 1127 01:25:47,230 --> 01:25:48,856 SALA DE CONCERTE DISNEY �I UREAZ� BUN VENIT PRE�EDINTELUI 1128 01:25:49,023 --> 01:25:51,484 - Trebuie s� �i afl�m itinerariul. - Dar Max... 1129 01:25:51,692 --> 01:25:53,402 �tiu, trebuie s� notez pe h�rtie. 1130 01:25:53,569 --> 01:25:54,654 CONCERT AZI LA ORA 17:00 1131 01:25:57,657 --> 01:26:00,409 Sala de concerte Disney, Los Angeles Ora 16:30 1132 01:26:03,788 --> 01:26:05,331 Suntem gata. Mai mult sau mai pu�in. 1133 01:26:05,498 --> 01:26:08,417 Am �n�eles. Sistemul de securitate e activ. Nu uita�i... 1134 01:26:08,584 --> 01:26:12,338 Da, �tim. Cum ar fi s� ��i mai �ii gura din c�nd �n c�nd? 1135 01:26:12,547 --> 01:26:16,551 Vreau s� demisionez, dar nu pot. E �nsurat cu sor�-mea. 1136 01:26:16,717 --> 01:26:21,180 Am rev�zut casetele cu explozia de la brut�rie 1137 01:26:21,347 --> 01:26:25,393 �i �tiu c� i-ai l�sat s� scape pe cei 2 agen�i CONTROL. 1138 01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:27,770 Dac� nu ��i faci bine treaba azi, 1139 01:26:27,979 --> 01:26:33,910 iubita ta so�ie, Zeenat, o s� m�n�nce azi ultimul ei kebab. 1140 01:26:54,130 --> 01:26:55,631 VIOLARE A SECURIT��II 1141 01:26:55,798 --> 01:26:59,719 Echipa albastr�, verifica�i zona 3, sectorul 7. 1142 01:26:59,886 --> 01:27:00,887 Am �n�eles. 1143 01:27:02,305 --> 01:27:03,473 Haide. 1144 01:27:20,948 --> 01:27:22,658 Foarte bine, acolo e. 1145 01:27:54,398 --> 01:27:56,150 U�� sigur�. 1146 01:28:28,683 --> 01:28:30,893 Trebuie s� �i scoatem pe to�i afar� �i s� bloc�m accesul. 1147 01:28:31,102 --> 01:28:32,562 Am scotocit prin toat� cl�direa. 1148 01:28:32,728 --> 01:28:36,482 Serviciul Secret nu face gre�eli ca formidabilii Bakery Boys. 1149 01:28:36,691 --> 01:28:38,609 Cine �i-a spus asta? Cine? 1150 01:28:38,776 --> 01:28:41,070 U�urel. O s� faci atac de cord. 1151 01:28:41,237 --> 01:28:43,865 �i s� nu crezi c� ��i fac respira�ie gur� la gur�. 1152 01:28:44,031 --> 01:28:47,034 - Vrei s� �i-ar�t eu �ie? - �efule, nu merit� efortul. 1153 01:28:47,201 --> 01:28:48,828 - Hei. - Mor de fric�. 1154 01:28:48,995 --> 01:28:49,996 Ai grij� ce faci! 1155 01:28:50,204 --> 01:28:51,706 Las�-m� s�-l fac praf! 1156 01:29:01,257 --> 01:29:04,427 Din Los Angeles, California, �n transmisiune direct�, 1157 01:29:04,594 --> 01:29:07,221 Concertul nostru pentru pre�edinte. 1158 01:29:07,388 --> 01:29:09,849 Au sosit demnitari din toate ��rile lumii. 1159 01:29:10,016 --> 01:29:14,937 Vom transmite �n direct de la Sala de concerte Walt Disney. 1160 01:29:15,438 --> 01:29:17,064 Trebuie s� existe �i alt� intrare. 1161 01:29:17,231 --> 01:29:20,109 Nu �tiu de ce suntem aici. Exist� 50 de alte �inte perfecte. 1162 01:29:20,276 --> 01:29:23,696 Podul Golden Gate, turnul Space Needle. Ce mai at�ta vorb�rie! 1163 01:29:23,863 --> 01:29:26,657 �i de fapt, mi s-a luat de toate astea. �nceteaz�! 1164 01:29:26,824 --> 01:29:30,286 A�teapt�, Agent 23. Ai �nc�rc�tur� radioactiv� asupra ta. 1165 01:29:30,453 --> 01:29:32,538 C�nd ai fost expus radia�iilor? 1166 01:29:32,705 --> 01:29:36,000 Tocmai m-am �ntors din Rusia. Jum�tate din locuitori sunt radioactivi. 1167 01:29:36,167 --> 01:29:37,168 Brut�ria! 1168 01:29:37,376 --> 01:29:40,004 Spuneai c� ai verificat atent zona �i c� nu era nimic acolo. 1169 01:29:40,171 --> 01:29:42,548 - �i a�a a fost. - Serios? 1170 01:29:42,757 --> 01:29:45,301 Mai era cineva acolo, sau trebuie s� te credem pe cuv�nt? 1171 01:29:45,802 --> 01:29:46,803 Agent 23. 1172 01:29:48,012 --> 01:29:49,722 ��i supureaz� rana de cu�it. 1173 01:29:50,306 --> 01:29:52,141 �i-a crescut tensiunea? 1174 01:29:52,308 --> 01:29:55,645 Poate e�ti nelini�tit �tiind c� e o bomb� aici. 1175 01:29:55,812 --> 01:29:59,315 �i ce caut� aici servieta asta? S� fie oare o minge de fotbal �n ea? 1176 01:29:59,482 --> 01:30:02,485 Adic� computerul �n care se afl� codurile de detonare a bombelor? 1177 01:30:02,652 --> 01:30:06,489 Exact. Nu m� pasioneaz� fotbalul dec�t dac� vine vorba de Joe Montana 1178 01:30:06,656 --> 01:30:08,866 �i nu cred c� e cazul acum. 1179 01:30:10,618 --> 01:30:12,370 Ce ai de spus, Agentule 23? 1180 01:30:13,162 --> 01:30:15,206 �ti�i ceva? Suntem �n criz� de timp. 1181 01:30:16,707 --> 01:30:18,793 Dac� ne urm�ri�i, ea moare. 1182 01:30:28,594 --> 01:30:30,304 Opri�i ma�ina! 1183 01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:32,181 Max! Idiotule! 1184 01:30:32,348 --> 01:30:34,100 Ce naiba te-a apucat? 1185 01:30:34,267 --> 01:30:37,603 Nu pocne�ti a�a cu palmele o ma�in� a guvernului! 1186 01:30:39,147 --> 01:30:43,484 Mi-a ajuns! C�nd ne �ntoarcem �n Washington, s-a zis cu voi! 1187 01:30:46,654 --> 01:30:50,116 Fir-ar s� fie! Cum ai sc�pat de suspiciuni at�t de mult timp? 1188 01:30:50,283 --> 01:30:52,660 Nu pot s� cred c� niciunul din noi n-a b�nuit, mai ales eu. 1189 01:30:52,827 --> 01:30:55,204 Nu fi prea dur� cu tine. Oricum vei muri �n cur�nd. 1190 01:30:57,748 --> 01:30:59,834 Se �ndreapt� spre sud, �efule. 1191 01:31:00,001 --> 01:31:01,586 Mul�umesc, Bruce. �ine-ne la curent. 1192 01:31:03,212 --> 01:31:06,632 Nenoroci�ilor! Mi-a�i furat ma�ina �i �tiu c� m� auzi�i! 1193 01:31:06,799 --> 01:31:10,470 Dac� v�d o singur� zg�rietur� pe ma�ina aia... 1194 01:31:11,679 --> 01:31:13,055 Ce-a fost asta? 1195 01:31:13,222 --> 01:31:14,974 �mi pare r�u, pierdem semnalul. 1196 01:31:15,725 --> 01:31:16,726 Ce naiba...? 1197 01:31:18,227 --> 01:31:20,688 �i dau 20 de dolari celui care �inte�te ma�ina. 1198 01:31:22,732 --> 01:31:26,569 Trebuie s� v� spun, �efule, c� mi se urc� la cap. 1199 01:31:26,736 --> 01:31:29,447 Nu pot s� accept faptul c� Agentul 23 este un tr�d�tor. 1200 01:31:29,614 --> 01:31:31,032 Capcan� de nisip! 1201 01:31:31,199 --> 01:31:34,035 Acum �n�eleg ce-a�i sim�it c�nd credea�i c� eu sunt un tr�d�tor. 1202 01:31:34,202 --> 01:31:35,453 Ai grij� la tractor! 1203 01:31:35,620 --> 01:31:38,498 Nu �tiu cum de l-am ratat. De obicei sunt mai pe faz�. 1204 01:31:38,664 --> 01:31:39,999 Un pe�te-spad�! 1205 01:31:47,256 --> 01:31:49,592 - V� g�ndi�i la ce m� g�ndesc �i eu? - Nu �tiu. 1206 01:31:49,759 --> 01:31:53,596 Te g�ndeai c� "Sfinte, tocmai era s�-mi str�pung� capul un pe�te-spad�"? 1207 01:31:53,763 --> 01:31:55,306 �n cazul �sta, da. 1208 01:31:55,473 --> 01:31:56,724 Haide�i. 1209 01:32:00,603 --> 01:32:01,854 DEZACTIVAT 1210 01:32:03,481 --> 01:32:04,649 ARMAT 1211 01:32:08,903 --> 01:32:10,404 ARMAT 1212 01:32:19,288 --> 01:32:22,875 �n numele Guvernului Statelor Unite, preiau comanda acestui avion. 1213 01:32:23,793 --> 01:32:25,670 Dispozitivul a fost armat. Sper c� v� mi�ca�i �i voi. 1214 01:32:25,837 --> 01:32:28,798 Nu v� face�i griji, dle. Totul va merge bine. 1215 01:32:33,302 --> 01:32:35,221 �efule, se �ndreapt� spre sud. 1216 01:32:35,388 --> 01:32:37,223 Mul�umesc, Bruce. �i v�d! 1217 01:32:38,099 --> 01:32:39,809 Trebuie s� cobor pe ma�in�! 1218 01:32:39,976 --> 01:32:43,479 Nu e o idee bun�. Dac� cobor prea mult, o s� ne aud�! 1219 01:32:47,316 --> 01:32:49,277 Am o alt� idee. 1220 01:32:50,111 --> 01:32:51,779 Ce faci? 1221 01:32:54,282 --> 01:32:56,993 Intr� la loc �n avion! O s� mori! 1222 01:32:58,286 --> 01:32:59,537 �ine-te bine! 1223 01:33:09,964 --> 01:33:14,677 APEL GRATUIT ANTI-SINUCIDERE 1-800-0-NU-O-FACE 1224 01:33:16,095 --> 01:33:17,680 �ine-te bine! Cobor�m! 1225 01:33:22,477 --> 01:33:23,561 Scuze, Max. 1226 01:33:29,192 --> 01:33:31,861 Mar�i nu se poate. Nu pot mar�i, deja am... 1227 01:33:32,028 --> 01:33:34,030 - Mam�! Mam�! - Sean! Sean! 1228 01:33:34,197 --> 01:33:36,199 Vezi ce enervant e? 1229 01:33:56,552 --> 01:34:00,389 Asta e problema ta. Unii b�rba�i prefer� femei mai feminine! 1230 01:34:00,598 --> 01:34:02,058 - Eu nu sunt feminin�? - Nu. 1231 01:34:02,225 --> 01:34:03,392 Nu sunt feminin�? 1232 01:34:14,237 --> 01:34:15,863 Nu mi�ca! 1233 01:34:16,113 --> 01:34:17,824 Ce zbor pe cinste. 1234 01:34:18,741 --> 01:34:20,076 Max! 1235 01:34:28,543 --> 01:34:29,544 Fir-ar s� fie! 1236 01:34:39,428 --> 01:34:41,556 Te-a� putea ajuta mai mult dac� m� dezlegi! 1237 01:34:41,806 --> 01:34:44,183 Am un cu�it �n buzunarul din fa��, dreapta! 1238 01:34:50,648 --> 01:34:51,899 �nceteaz�! 1239 01:34:52,358 --> 01:34:53,359 Ce anume? 1240 01:34:54,610 --> 01:34:57,238 �la nu e cu�itul! 1241 01:34:57,780 --> 01:34:59,031 L-am g�sit! 1242 01:35:05,788 --> 01:35:07,456 Agent 99, nu pune m�na pe aia! 1243 01:35:10,793 --> 01:35:12,295 Dumnezeule! 1244 01:35:33,983 --> 01:35:36,068 Pu�tiul �nc� se pricepe! 1245 01:35:41,866 --> 01:35:42,867 Max, gr�be�te-te! 1246 01:35:44,994 --> 01:35:46,746 �ine-te bine, Agent 99! 1247 01:35:52,794 --> 01:35:56,631 �efule, nu putem opri ma�ina! Avem servieta, dar nu �tim codul! 1248 01:35:56,839 --> 01:35:58,299 Trebuie s� g�sim o solu�ie! 1249 01:35:58,466 --> 01:36:01,302 Pe �inele astea ajungem �n centrul ora�ului, unde e �i bomba! 1250 01:36:05,723 --> 01:36:08,601 Trebuie s� v� scoatem de acolo, dar f�r� s� s�ri�i! 1251 01:36:08,768 --> 01:36:09,769 Vin spre voi! 1252 01:36:34,836 --> 01:36:36,879 - O, Doamne! - �ine-te bine, Agent 99! 1253 01:36:38,381 --> 01:36:41,175 Nu s-a terminat �nc�, Max! Pun eu m�na pe serviet�! 1254 01:36:41,342 --> 01:36:43,386 Dac� o vrei, trebuie s� vii s� o iei! 1255 01:36:43,845 --> 01:36:47,390 - Exact asta am �i spus! - �tiu, dar f�ceam mi�to de tine! 1256 01:37:36,105 --> 01:37:37,982 Neobi�nuit, dar eficient. 1257 01:37:45,781 --> 01:37:47,700 - E�ti bine? - Da! 1258 01:37:53,998 --> 01:37:55,458 Max! 1259 01:37:56,167 --> 01:37:57,168 Max, piciorul t�u! 1260 01:38:03,132 --> 01:38:06,135 - A� fi vrut s� avem mai mult timp! - Poftim? 1261 01:38:26,489 --> 01:38:29,659 - Max! - Nu! 1262 01:38:50,513 --> 01:38:51,973 Max... 1263 01:38:58,020 --> 01:38:59,522 Nu se poate! 1264 01:39:00,815 --> 01:39:02,191 ARMAT 1265 01:39:05,194 --> 01:39:07,655 �i eu �mi doresc s� fi avut mai mult timp. 1266 01:39:10,366 --> 01:39:12,160 Deci p�n� la urm� ai auzit ce am spus. 1267 01:39:14,954 --> 01:39:15,955 Max? 1268 01:39:20,168 --> 01:39:22,003 Dar trenul... 1269 01:39:23,004 --> 01:39:25,214 L-am cam ratat. 1270 01:39:44,525 --> 01:39:46,402 "Opera�iunea Bucuria"? 1271 01:39:47,904 --> 01:39:51,741 "Oda Bucuriei" va avea un final grandios. 1272 01:39:56,871 --> 01:39:59,999 - �efule! - Da, Maxie! E�ti teaf�r? 1273 01:40:00,166 --> 01:40:04,253 Cred c� notele de final din "Oda Bucuriei" declan�eaz� bomba! 1274 01:40:04,420 --> 01:40:06,214 Trebuie s� oprim concertul! 1275 01:40:06,380 --> 01:40:07,632 M� �ndrept �ntr-acolo! 1276 01:40:44,168 --> 01:40:47,755 M� cam doare fundul de la b��iala de pe �ine. 1277 01:40:56,973 --> 01:40:59,433 Mo�ulic�, parc� �i-am mai spus c�... 1278 01:41:00,143 --> 01:41:03,354 Vorbe�te mai tare, fiule. La v�rsta mea nu aud prea bine! 1279 01:41:14,615 --> 01:41:16,826 Ce tare e faza asta cu b�taia! 1280 01:41:21,164 --> 01:41:23,958 �mi pare extrem de r�u. 1281 01:41:24,125 --> 01:41:25,918 Nu, l�sa�i-l �n pace! 1282 01:41:26,878 --> 01:41:29,005 - Este o bomb� �n cl�dire. - Unde? 1283 01:41:29,172 --> 01:41:32,175 E ascuns� �n pian, v� vine s� crede�i? 1284 01:41:37,972 --> 01:41:39,849 Cum de n-am v�zut-o? E imens�. 1285 01:41:40,308 --> 01:41:44,812 - Max. A fost... - Da, a fost la plesneal�. 1286 01:41:53,571 --> 01:41:56,032 �tie cum s� primeasc� o lovitur�, nu-i a�a? 1287 01:42:03,414 --> 01:42:07,835 - Crede�i c� e bine s� �i spun? - Nu, s� mai savur�m pu�in momentul. 1288 01:42:16,511 --> 01:42:18,805 E a�a de amuzant, nu? 1289 01:42:19,555 --> 01:42:22,016 E cel mai demn de m�ndrie moment din viata mea! 1290 01:42:24,936 --> 01:42:26,521 Bomba nu a explodat. 1291 01:42:26,687 --> 01:42:29,232 Serios, iste�ule? �i de unde �tii? 1292 01:42:29,398 --> 01:42:32,568 Nu ai auzit niciun "bum-bum", sau nu ai v�zut niciun nor de praf? 1293 01:42:32,735 --> 01:42:35,404 Eu mi-am dat seama dup� lipsa norului. 1294 01:42:36,405 --> 01:42:41,244 �i-ai �ndeplinit sarcina, deci nu o pot ucide pe so�ia ta. 1295 01:42:41,661 --> 01:42:45,248 De�i sincer, i-a� face lumii o favoare. 1296 01:42:53,714 --> 01:42:56,008 Ce distrac�ie pe cinste, nu? 1297 01:42:56,759 --> 01:42:59,971 Da, dle pre�edinte. V� mul�umesc. La revedere, dle. 1298 01:43:00,179 --> 01:43:03,683 Agent 86, pre�edintele m-a rugat s� ��i transmit mul�umiri 1299 01:43:03,891 --> 01:43:07,562 �i s� ��i spun ce impresionat a fost de t�r�tul pe �ine. 1300 01:43:07,770 --> 01:43:12,608 �n calitate de agent, mi-am antrenat corpul s� fie imun la durere. 1301 01:43:13,484 --> 01:43:15,528 Uite-l pe Fang. 1302 01:43:15,695 --> 01:43:18,364 Voiam s� ��i fac o surpriz�. 1303 01:43:18,531 --> 01:43:21,659 Agent 99, nu �tie nimeni c� suntem iubi�i. 1304 01:43:21,826 --> 01:43:23,411 Ba da, �tiu. 1305 01:43:24,662 --> 01:43:25,913 Pe obraz. 1306 01:43:27,081 --> 01:43:28,791 - S� mergem. - �i �nc� unul scurt. 1307 01:43:29,792 --> 01:43:33,629 Hei, uite-l pe tipul cel nou. Bine ai venit la CONTROL. 1308 01:43:33,838 --> 01:43:37,091 Avem o tradi�ie numit� "s� ne lu�m de tipul cel nou". 1309 01:43:37,258 --> 01:43:40,261 - Ne lu�m de tipul cel nou. - �i nu te po�i opune. 1310 01:43:40,428 --> 01:43:41,804 S� �ncerc�m o faz�. 1311 01:43:42,638 --> 01:43:45,641 - �i-a c�zut creionul. - Ai auzit ce a spus domnul? 1312 01:43:46,017 --> 01:43:49,312 Nu v�d niciun domn, v�d dou� feti�e. 1313 01:43:49,479 --> 01:43:53,483 �ie o s� ��i spun Maureen �i �ie, Brittany. 1314 01:43:53,649 --> 01:43:56,986 - Tipul cel nou nu a auzit. - Ba da. 1315 01:43:57,153 --> 01:43:59,155 - Ascult�... - M� ocup eu de asta. 1316 01:43:59,655 --> 01:44:01,157 �i o s� m� distrez de minune. 1317 01:44:01,324 --> 01:44:03,326 Asta m� va face fericit, Maureen. 1318 01:44:03,784 --> 01:44:04,785 Maureen. 1319 01:44:05,953 --> 01:44:07,497 Ce naiba are acolo? 1320 01:44:08,039 --> 01:44:11,000 - �i doar cu titlu informativ... - Ce avea acolo? 1321 01:44:11,375 --> 01:44:12,960 Nu m� cheam� "tipul cel nou". 1322 01:44:14,170 --> 01:44:15,546 M� cheam� Hymie. 1323 01:44:15,713 --> 01:44:18,090 Doamnelor, v� rog s� m� scuza�i acum. 1324 01:44:20,510 --> 01:44:22,303 Ce o s� ne mai distr�m. 1325 01:44:22,470 --> 01:44:24,055 F�-l s� bat� palma cu mine! 1326 01:44:58,422 --> 01:44:59,674 Max, o s� �nt�rziem. 1327 01:45:03,678 --> 01:45:06,347 Max. Las�-i pe cei de la �ntre�inere s� �l repare. 1328 01:45:11,727 --> 01:45:13,688 Nu pot s� cred a�a ceva! 1329 01:45:13,689 --> 01:45:16,789 SubRip by iName 109999