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SAN FRANCISCO, AMERICA

Hosted by the San Francisco Chinese-American Association,

our fundraising event in Las Vegas for the world famine of children

has now officially commenced.

We've invited the God of Gamblers, Mr Ko Chun, as our guest of honour.

Though Mr Ko has retired from the gambling field,

he sent his protégé, Mr Michael Chan, to attend our event in his stead.

Please welcome Mr Michael Chan!

Everyone, my mentor has retired from the gambling field.

But he once said in any event of a charitable cause,

we'll put in any effort to make donations.

Is that all talk?

What's a god of gamblers?

What's so great about him? He's nothing more than a swindler!

CN, you'd better not cause a scene.

This is CN Tai, a new immigrant from Hong Kong.

He's very cocky, but don't mind him.

I've never seen anyone so cocky.

Well, you've seen it today!

If you're so qualified, show me what you've got!

It's fine by me as long as you donate.

You said it!

Folks like us have plenty of money.

We'll book a table each.

If you can bet a maximum of $100,000 in one game and win $1,000,000 from me,

I'll reward you with an extra $10,000,000!

But if you can't

your master will no longer be The God of Gamblers.

He'll be the God of Shit!

Four decks?

What now? Want to back out?

Casino rules. I'll cut the cards.

Fine, we'll do it right here.

$100,000.

Alright, it's a deal!

Split.

Split again.

Split again.

Sixteen aces, all in a go.

Split again.

How can there be so many sets in one?

It's still considered as one, despite the number of sets.

You've got a set at 17 points.

The rest are three or four points, punk. You'll lose for sure!

Hit me!

Right! I'll take you down in a single round.

Face card!

Face card!

Face card!

Your hands are trembling.

We're playing blackjack, not competing for the most points.

You've lost. With 16 sets of cards at $100,000 each, that's $1,600,000,

and you'll donate $10,000,000.

A great master breeds an excellent disciple.

As you're mentored by the God of Gamblers.

You, Michael, in your worldwide travels for the sake of charity functions,

shall be known as the Knight of Gamblers.

Uncle, the noodles are getting soggy!

Don't spill any of that boiling soup. Is it ready yet?

It's taking you a month to cook some noodles.

I'm serving it now, you little brat!

There you go, ya hungry ghoul!

Why not serve it next year?

Hey!

- What's this hairdo? - A human hairdo.

The Mark Six numbers were announced. Let's take a look!

Eighteen...

Damn! Three winning numbers every time!

Hey, don't eat just yet, little brat!

Help Uncle with your powers

and rub the winning numbers on this ticket.

I've told you hundreds of times!

We can't spend on ourselves with money won thanks to my powers. Charity only!

- If I spend it the first time... - Bad luck!

The second brings calamity. Third comes death, right?

Hey, that first time we won from a gambling den,

we ran into bad luck and got beaten up.

That's why we donated $10,000,000 to charity.

If we spend our winnings this time, we'll really face calamity.

How would I face calamity if I don't go out?

So you still don't believe me?

Here are the leftovers from the previous donation.

Oh, Ms Wong Jing!

What's up?

We live under the same roof. So I'll do you a favour.

No need for work at the nightclub tonight.

- So you're my sugar daddy? - Exactly!

This cash is all yours. Just spend the night with my uncle.

Did you get rich?

No, just getting horny!

Let's not waste time!

Quick and snappy now!

What's up with you? Always throwing down men's undies!

Got no ladies at home?

Hey, Sing.

Since we're uncle and nephew, let's bathe together!

Hey, where are you going?

What luck!

I told you we'd face calamity! Believe me now?

- Not yet! - What's happening?

- Calamity! - Really?

How can you look like an Indian after a trip and fall?

Everybody's got a soft spot.

Mine just happens to be on my head. What more can you say?

I can't. You look so cool now. I couldn't fathom the thought of it.

So you're not eating this?

I've got it!

That's some new way of eating noodles. What do you call this?

What now? This method is my own creation. What more can you say?

Now hear me out, you little brat!

With our talents considered, why should we struggle by eating noodles?

Indeed, we can't spend the money won through your powers.

If that's the case, why not learn the art of gambling?

Then, you can have it all. The money, the cars, and the women.

Once all the bigwigs leave by 1997, I'll be the next Li Ka-Shing.

Great! Then, I'll be Dodo Cheng!

That's dodo bird to you!

Right!

So who should I learn from?

The God of Gamblers?

Precisely. You'll learn from him!

Once you become his pupil, you'll win the entire world.

You can even feed me for life!

Uncle, I never said I'll feed you!

Did you go to school? Weren't you taught to treat uncles like family?

I just know there's no family as close as Chairman Mao.

Behave, my boy. If you become a disciple of the God of Gamblers,

- it'll all be as bright as day. - How? Is that so easy?

Write a letter and say, 'I adore you, so take me as a student?'

Who writes letters these days? It's corny!

We should make a video!

Say that again?

Video refers to a video recording.

It's useless if we don't know where the God of Gamblers lives.

Good point.

Hey, Sing, you can see through walls.

Why not use your powers to locate the God of Gamblers?

He might not be around here. He could be miles away.

Unless I use my Divine Eyes.

- Who the heck are you? - I'm Sing.

What are you doing?

Relaxing my optic nerves.

You scared me!

- Let's begin. - Okay, let's get started!

What is it? What do you see?

I see the God of Gamblers.

- Where is he? - He's gambling.

Where's he gambling?

Hey, what's going on?

It's nothing!

- What do you see? - God of Gamblers.

What is he doing?

He's wearing fancy socks.

- What now? - Someone fired a gun.

Bullets in the air. Then I see nothing.

No worries. Use your Divine Eyes again.

I'm no fairy. I can only use it occasionally.

What should we do?

Fret not. I've heard his disciple will soon arrive in Hong Kong.

We'll shoot the video and ask him to send it to his master.

- Will it work? - Just shoot!

Start!

God of Gamblers, Your Majesty. This is Sing.

I went to Macau aged three, entered Lisboa aged four,

became a first-rate gambler at five, a master of my craft at six.

But lost my family at the age of seven.

Now I'm a 27-year-old underachiever.

So I wish to step into your tutelage and learn the art of...

Hold on! Why's your fly undone?

I wanted to startle him and crack the whip.

- You couldn't startle me. Put it away. - Okay.

- Again. - Hey, you can't just mumble like that.

- I've tried my best. - That's the problem.

- Give me another chance. - No chance! I'll demonstrate for you.

Alright, let's switch places.

- Come and hold the camera. - Okay!

Now zoom in closer to my head.

- Now watch and learn! - Got it!

Your Royal Highness, God of Gamblers. This is Rotten Sing.

Uncle, have you gone preggers?

Cut it out and get serious!

I'm Rotten Sing. A 27-year-old underachiever.

However, I do have a kind heart.

I wish to be taken under your tutelage and learn the tricks of your trade

and someday use these skills to help the weak.

To serve our community and dedicate my life to the country.

For freedom and the love of liberty. Long live freedom!

We can mail it to them now.

Mail the tape?

Who's seeking an apprenticeship? You or me?

Just repeat after me.

No, it's possible these tapes are sent to them all year. They all do it.

Really?

- I say we wager elsewhere to stand out. - Wager?

Yesterday, my Filipina maid walked by the market

and heard a fishmonger mention a self-proclaimed 'God of Gamblers'.

That's you!

I was pretty shook.

And then I chuckled.

And to think there's someone who labels himself as the God of Gamblers.

Clearly, they think I'm fake.

Well, I'm the Saint of Gamblers!

You need liquid crystal contact lens for the cards.

I couldn't care less. I literally see through it.

This is called special powers.

Here, I hold an ace. I just need to rub it lightly.

It'll instantly turn into

a wrinkled ace, due to not using my powers.

I can summon a whole set of mahjong tiles if I wanted to.

You think I'm full of nonsense? I'd say you're going senile!

What are you looking at?

Call me for a discussion if you're unconvinced.

Of course, you'll reimburse me for a few million dollars.

What? You think lessons are free?

Call my Hong Kong number at 3345678.

I repeat. That's Hong Kong 3345678.

I couldn't care less if you don't call. It'll be your loss.

Don't call me after ten o'clock, because I'll be sleeping.

Lunatic!

It has been a year since we last met.

You've learned all the gambling tactics of the God of Gamblers.

Even gained the alias of the Knight of Gamblers.

- Smart! - Flattered!

To avoid any unneeded trouble,

our return trip to Hong Kong will be planned by Mr Ueyama.

That's perfect! No one'll know my identity as the Knight of Gamblers.

I'll call for a press conference in two days

to mark your introduction and our plans for the charity casino.

Knife, is it comfortable living here?

Hey, I was just about to ask you.

How'd you manage to buy this house?

An Indian man lived here.

He'd always send his dog to attack me.

I was poor back then and lived in a shanty house down there.

Every night, I'd look at this house and tell my girlfriend

that I'll drive them away someday and send them to live down there.

Then, I'll have this place all to myself!

Looks like my wishes came true.

As long as one is determined to work hard,

nothing is impossible.

A man from Kuwait once lived here.

Once Iraq invaded Kuwait, he went bankrupt.

So I bought this house.

Hello?

Very well. Come over.

Hey, who is it?

Lung Kau!

Lung Kau? Who's that?

I'm Lung Ng. She's Lung Kau. Who else could it be?

So deep and profound.

I don't get it!

Hey, any nightclubs in Japan? Take me out for a drink!

Your master instructed me

to keep you away from any red-light district.

I am also not to introduce you to any women.

This is to prevent you from discrediting his reputation.

I was just testing you. You truly are his good friend!

You'd never ruin his reputation.

I must leave on an errand.

- Talk to my men if you need anything. - Alright.

- Goodbye! - Alright.

Goodbye!

Hello! Crow, please.

- Boss? - Yeah!

Hey, how's my old house?

I've rented out the ground floor whilst I stay upstairs.

I see.

Hey, call my girl and ask her to come over.

I'm at the Indian's house up the hill. Hurry!

- Your girl got married, boss. - My girl got married?

I've found a hot chick for you.

She's always admired you. I'll call her right away.

That's great, but...

- That's all! - Hey!

- Move! - You can't enter!

- Step aside! - Hey, who are you?

Hey!

You must be the Knight of Gamblers, my senior.

I'm your junior, the Saint of Gamblers.

What's the matter?

Surely, you and our fellow master have seen my vi...

Yes, video. With a talented guy like me with intentions to train under you.

Other than congrats, I don't know what else to say.

Congrats.

Congrats.

- Come. - Yes!

Over here.

I wonder when Master will return.

Such a tease. Can't take your eyes off me! I'm losing my train of thought here.

- Yes, I admit my suit looks nice. - It does.

No chair.

- Hey. - Here!

What's this?

Never let the adversary know what's on your mind.

So what's on my mind?

I don't know, but if you want to know so badly, ask the banana.

Got it.

This place sure is spacious. And it's nicely decorated.

But not everyone can hold aces!

Four aces.

Ladies and gentlemen.

- Five smoking aces! - Amazing!

Bravo! But you've gone overboard. Please excuse me.

Hold it.

We're equals in this game.

I demand another round.

If I win, you must take me to see Master at once.

- If I lose... - Never bother me again.

So, what'll we play?

- Pick a random card at the highest rank. - Alright.

You're the guest. You first.

Please!

I'll swap out the lowest card for you.

Let's see the cards.

- Seems like luck isn't with you today. - Is that so?

You can't defeat me even with luck on your side.

It's difficult not to feel defeated by you.

Your card's with me.

You managed to swap my card. Brilliant.

You swapped out a card like that. Your powers are pretty impressive.

But they're just dirty tricks.

I'm flattered!

For Master to take us in as disciples, I'm sure he'd be more than pleased.

- Great to see you two here. - He's not in HK. Please excuse me.

Hey!

What's the matter?

It's nothing. They came to play magic and insisted on meeting Master.

They refused to leave.

We won't give up until we meet Master.

That's right! Nothing could make us leave!

That's an easy job.

Oh, please!

It's better to drive people away with the most direct method.

Well, that was cute!

Dare you come back here!

I'm...

No explanations. Come with me.

Hey, don't get too noisy. Just head upstairs quietly.

There's a big round bed in the middle room.

Take a bath if you'd like. I'll get you some nice wine.

Hey!

You fight well for a woman.

Enough to handle perverts like you.

Not exactly. See?

What's the matter?

- Brother! - Nothing! Brother?!

This is my sister, Lung Kau. Senior Inspector of Political Dept.

Previously assigned as the Queen's bodyguard.

I could tell at first glance. Both of you pull long faces.

He's the disciple of the God of Gamblers.

- Chan... - Hey!

I'm Michael. Sounds good?

Your name is Lung Kau? Do you have an English name?

What happened earlier was just a misunderstanding.

I'm not that kind of guy.

I'm a refined, generous, and elegant guy. That's right.

Boss!

Hey, boss! I've brought the hot chick here.

Fantasca! She agreed to sleep over tonight.

She's hot!

So, what kind are you?

Hey, still coming back? Aren't you afraid they'll use grenades?

That's why we won't resort to violence.

This time, we only seek the chance to speak with him.

Speak with him? Isn't that just negotiation?

No. Later, we'll mess up his place and give him a sleepless night.

Then, he'll come out by default and talk to us.

That's right.

- Was that funny or not? - Sure was, boss!

- Hey, have you heard the joke? - No!

I haven't said it yet.

I never listen to jokes.

Interesting!

Hey, let me pour you a drink.

Sorry about that! I'm sorry!

Sorry.

The glass moved on its own.

Let me pour that for you again.

Maybe the table is lopsided.

Stay alert. The two from earlier came with ill intentions.

They won't give up so easily.

Hey, which two is he talking about?

Us!

I heard that.

I'm sure they must be terrified. I doubt they'll come again, right?

Sure. Then, let's...

But enough about them.

Let's eat.

You can't see me.

You can't see me.

You just can't see me. After all, you definitely can't see me.

I think they've left.

They know we're outside. I wonder if they heard us.

Of course, he is the God of Gamblers' disciple.

He can even hear the dice.

- He obviously heard us. - Right.

Hey, you two just stared blankly at each other.

But why'd it seem like he couldn't see you?

Because I've executed one of my most powerful moves.

- What? - Hypnosis.

- Hypnosis? - It affects their brainwaves

and cloaks my visibility in their view.

There's a much stronger technique which, when activated,

can create illusions for the other party.

Is that true? Hey, demonstrate for me.

You're a bitch.

Oh, c'mon!

Hey, boss, you've been with the grand-master for over a year.

I'm sure you could create a three, right?

Can you teach me a trick or two to make a living?

Three!

I failed at it again.

I've spent a year with him and only mastered 90% of his skills.

Turns out creating a three is completely next-level stuff.

I can only pull it off two out of ten tries.

Master said I couldn't focus. That's why I fail at times.

- Is it that difficult? - Yes.

Other gambling skills will make you win a lot.

Lend me some money.

Lend you?

I'm poorer than you.

Master instructed me that 95% of my winnings

are to be used for charitable causes.

Only 5% goes to my pocket.

- So you only get 50c out of a dollar? - Exactly, so that's why I'm poor!

Be careful!

Why didn't you let me down earlier?

What is it?

Nothing big. I just came to apologise for this morning.

Are you free for dinner tomorrow?

I'm going to Southeast Asia with the Governor's wife tomorrow.

That's perfect. All the more reason to cherish tonight.

- I have a fiancé already. Save it. - Thank you.

Never feel discouraged.

She just lacks taste.

Alright, let's give you a little taste of illusions.

Are you really upset?

No.

Get back in here, then.

You asked for it.

Hurry up!

Very well.

These are for you.

I love it when the flowers bloom.

I'm glad you love them.

That's why we've got to cherish tonight.

Behave! Take a shower first.

I'll take a shower. I'll be right back.

Sure, I'll wait.

- Why don't you wait for me in bed? - Sure.

What's up with you?

What are you doing here?

Did you know you're in the wrong room?

Do you know that you're in the wrong bed?

If you love it so much, I'll leave the whole room to you.

The whole world is about to change!

Don't assume hit-men can enter any room he likes.

It's like the guest has usurped my house!

I'm sure I've entered Lung Kau's room.

Am I seeing things?

You can't see me.

You...

You can't see me.

You can't see me.

You can't do a thing to me.

I'm like Dumbo with a pistol.

You can't see me.

You can't see me.

You can't see me.

You'd better leave!

If I see you again, I'll call the cops.

Senior, we only came here to seek a master.

Why treat us like that?

Are you done yet?

No, and I insist on talking.

Just kill me!

Even if you'd stab my eyes, cut my throat, hollow out my heart,

- and punch my... - No!

You can't hit there.

If you don't agree to this,

I'll kneel here for life to his dying breath!

Please agree.

Have you no shame?

Ignore them. Get inside.

Please, bro!

- Please help us out! - Please.

Or I'll be in a terrible situation.

- I beg of you. - Stop bothering me!

Please help us out.

I'm begging you.

- They're gone. - I know.

Hey, are we really kneeling until dawn?

Sure! He's just scared of talent.

So, we must be patient.

As they say, where there's a will, there's a way.

Godfather.

Hussein, how's the appeal with the Privy Council?

Not settled yet.

Sorry, Mr Chan. We've summoned the Queen Counsel three times.

But still rejected.

I've expected this before you came in.

Ko Chun got me sentenced to five years of imprisonment for manslaughter.

I won't let him off easily.

Ko Chun, the God of Gamblers, now lives like a coward.

He's enjoying solitude in South America.

He's hard to track down.

But I heard that his disciple, Knife, has resurfaced.

Even gained an alias as the Knight of Gamblers.

We'll approach him first.

So you want to

I don't just want to tarnish The God of Gamblers' reputation.

I'll incriminate him.

Take his identity and swindle all the millionaires in Southeast-Asia,

Godfather.

Can't we take a break? This is tough. Do we really need to kneel all day?

We must. He's watching us.

He wants our patience tested.

Hey, kneel on your own. I'll head out for tea.

I'll buy some sticky rice after tea.

- I won't provide for you. - No!

Look out!

Bulletproof glass?

Leave now. I'll cover you!

It's not New Year yet. Burning firecrackers already?

- No, that sounded like gunshots. - Even if it is, it's gotta be fake.

Fake? It can't be! The doors are blown.

What are you afraid of? It's just a door.

Just as long as you're not shot. Don't you get it?

What? There! I just got shot!

- It's fake. Does it hurt? - Yes.

That just proves you're being tested.

Why didn't they test you?

- You're right. Let's go! - Okay.

- Got a gun? - No.

- Yes. - We do?

Don't play with that!

Let's go!

Shut the door!

- Catch! - Roger!

- Let's go! - Alright.

Hold on. Inject him with anesthetics. Let him live. He may become of use to us.

Yes.

Slide down with me. I'll take you to my old home.

Hey, here we are.

How's your arm?

It hurts.

Hey, bro, why are they all coming for you? Do you have a lot of enemies?

Yeah, it's serious!

How would I know?

Hey, let's cut the crap and head in first!

Hey, what are you doing?

You've got a lot on your mind.

How do you know?

I see what you think by the touch of your head.

What you ate through your lips. What you've touched through your fingers.

- And through your... - Crazy!

- He fell for it. - Yeah.

Hey!

Hey, Crow!

Hello?

What are you doing in my home?

I've run into bad luck and am now living down here.

What are you doing here?

You live here? This is my ancestral home!

Boss!

- Trying to run? Don't run! - Hey, what's up, boss?

Assassins came to kill us. I've gotta make a call!

- This is my phone! - I can't make a phone call?

The ground floor's been rented out. Come up to my place and use mine.

No!

There's no way I can't touch you!

Hey, got any word on Lung Ng?

Thank you very much. Sorry for the trouble.

Thanks.

- Can they find him? - Well?

They've looked everywhere, but no signs of him at all.

Even Mr Ueyama has been killed.

Only he can confirm my identity as the God's disciple.

Dead?

So, why are they after you and Mr Lung Ng?

How would I know?

I can track him down, but I doubt you'd believe me.

- I know! Your divine eyes. - No, it's the Divine Eyes!

I see a bar. There's a car approaching.

DREAMER

Yes, Brother Ng is in the car!

Two men covered him in a bag and carried him inside.

Bravo, Lung Ng.

He's still looking stylish, even when unconscious.

- Who slapped me? - Me! What's the bar called?

It's Dreamer...

DREAMER

This is it.

- Hey, it's here, let's go in. - Let's go!

- Hold on, senior. - What?

- You're kinda blown. - Really?

- Nothing's wrong. - Not what I meant! I meant your cover.

- Your presence will alert them. - Right.

Why don't we head in first? If anything goes wrong, we'll signal you.

Very well.

- Wait here. - Got it.

What'll it be?

- What you got? - We've got it all.

I'll have a mix of assorted medicinal herbs and Vitasoy.

Then add an egg and stir it with a drop of squid ink. Can you make that?

Yes.

- A round for all in the bar. My treat. - Okay.

I'll just have an orange juice.

Hi there! Are you okay?

Dreamy?

Dreamy, where have you been? Do you know how long I've looked for you?

I'm not Dreamy. You're mistaken.

Don't kid me around! If you're not her, who else would you be?

My name is Dreamer. This bar is my establishment.

So you're really not Dreamy?

Hey, are you really not Dreamy?

I thought only inexperienced youngsters

would use such silly tactics to hit on girls.

Hard to believe that even mature men like you

use the same tactics to meet women.

No, I'm not the...

- You're mature? - Oh, I'm mature!

Take a seat.

Sorry, miss, but could I check out your armpit?

I've always thought that a man over 40 with a mustache and a beer belly

to be rather manly.

Unlike the little boys wearing multicoloured T-shirts.

Matched with a cartoonish watch. Nothing manly about that at all!

You're right about that.

- Hey. Want a drink? My treat! - I want

- I want... - I'd like a...

Can you grab us two tequilas?

Pretty please!

- Just go! - Okay.

- What'll it be, sir? - I don't get it.

- Two of those la-la drinks. - Okay.

That absolute sex fiend!

We always go to concerts.

Right! Ms Dreamer here says that she's not feeling well.

Ms Dreamer's unwell, so I'm sending her home.

So, stay here.

- What's up with you? - Trying to steal my girl?

She said she's not Dreamy. She's Dreamer!

Dream's in her name. You shouldn't steal her away from me.

So you get all the sweet dreams. So what's left for Uncle? Wet ones?

Uncle's over 40 this year.

Can't you respect the elderly and leave me with something nice?

- Go away. - Let's talk it over.

Let's go. Be careful.

Hey!

Here, get in the car.

How do I hold on to love that dies?

Even faintest devotion won't keep.

All the tragedy ahead that lies

I do not know...

Motherfucker!

You called for me?

I did. Good morning!

What's going on with you? You haven't slept the whole night.

You make all this noise in the morning. What's wrong with you?

- What's up? - I don't wanna talk about it.

But I'm at such a loss. I can't stop myself from telling you.

My third uncle stole my girl last night.

He stole my girl.

He's an innate wanker. He's unscrupulous. He's a beast.

What are you talking about?

You deceived me.

You said you'd find intel on Brother Ng. But fought over a girl instead!

- Don't ever talk to me again. - Hey!

Please let me finish.

- Hey! - Let me explain.

It's important to me. She was my first love.

I've never kissed a girl in my whole life.

Stop telling me all this stuff!

I think you'd die if you can't shut up for half an hour.

You're wrong. I won't die.

I'll agree to anything if you can shut up for 30 minutes.

Right! You said it yourself. We'll bet on that!

If I shut up for 30 minutes, take me to see Master.

Alright.

Alright!

So these two steps are broken. No wonder he skipped it.

You can't fool me.

Tired yet? Call me if you need any help.

What? Don't need any? I'll leave you be if you don't ask.

Excuse me!

Hey, Sing!

Sing!

Where'd that little brat go?

Sing!

Desi! Walking the dog early in the morning?

Sing!

Knife, have you seen Sing?

Watch him.

Hey, are you okay?

You're cursing at me?

I didn't offend you. Why did you curse at me?

Speak! Where did you go last night?

At Dreamer's place!

- What did you do in her home? - We ate egg tarts!

Just eating egg tarts?

There's more.

What else?!

Drank milk tea.

- That's all, right? - That's it!

You're out of your mind. She said she's Dreamer, not Dreamy.

- I told you that dreams are off-limits! - Why?

Even as my nephew, there's no room for discussion.

And to think I came to discuss with you about lending me half your powers.

Lend you half? You've lost your mind to egg tarts!

Mind the three taboos in special powers.

Firstly, do not use it for personal monetary gain.

- Okay. - Secondly, do not assault women.

How about men?

- Men will be fine. - Oh, I won't!

Thirdly, no foul language before the ability is diffused.

Committing a taboo will result in loss of power.

Since your power is transmitted through me,

I also lose my powers if you commit a taboo.

Don't worry. I'll return your powers once I show them off to her.

- Gotta go. - Wait!

- What's up? - You just got my powers,

so you'll need to be tested first.

Not everyone can possess special powers.

But remember, even if you possess the powers, never look arrogant.

I didn't!

- Your voice sounds arrogant. - Does not!

- Come on now! - Alright, get ready!

How is it?

Hey, why didn't it work?

- It didn't? The brick's been smashed. - But my head's bleeding.

Well, it's normal for heads to bleed when hit at that impact of strength?

Good point, but I thought this was a test!

Yeah, I wanted to test the hardness of the bricks.

So I borrowed your head.

Your head is basically irrelevant to this test.

You may go and hit on girls now.

Luckily, my head's irrelevant. Otherwise, I'd be hurt.

Bollocks! Why would I do that?

- Brother Tat, it's you. Come in. - Sure!

These are delicious. Eat up.

Why are there so many men here to eat egg tarts?

They're regular customers from my bar.

Always coming here to hit on me. They're such a nuisance!

They're rich and refuse to leave, even when I try to drive them away.

- I'll make them go away. - No!

Telling them to leave will affect my business.

You're right.

Oh, yeah. Remember when you mentioned your special powers last night?

- Yes! - Why don't you gamble with them?

Win all their money so they wouldn't act so smug.

Well...

You can't spend the winnings. I won't have to spend it.

Alright!

Sing! Come here!

- What is it? - Look.

'Disciple of the God of Gamblers built a charity ship

and will hold a press conference tomorrow.'

It must be the man who stole your identity!

But why would he do this?

I think he wants to use my master's name to deceive the rich

in the name of charity. He'll swindle them out of every penny.

How could he?

Don't worry, we'll reveal his identity as he holds the conference.

It won't work. No one on the ship will believe our identity in our attire.

We'll need capital to bet with if we must gamble.

We'll need money.

From where?

I have a friend with a gambling den. But I'll need your help.

Right, you stay here. Call the police when you hear me shout.

Got it, boss. No, I mean Brother Michael.

Brother Kau!

Brother Kau!

Long time no see, Knife.

- On the run? - No! I've been doing business in China.

What the hell, arsehole?! Are you blind?

That's my younger cousin. A great entrepreneur. Very rich.

We'll team up and cheat him out of every coin.

It was your elder cousin last time, now it's a younger one.

I almost lost to that idiot cousin of yours.

No! Just look at him. He's dumber than my elder cousin.

- What's your name, buddy? - My mum's surname is Wong.

- I'm asking for yours. - My elder cousin is Michael.

- I'm asking for your name! - Michael Jackson.

- Hey, your cousin's all sixes and sevens. - He is.

- Really! - Hey, so will it be baccarat or pai gow?

Let's see.

BACCARAT

A blanket for baccarat? Will the table catch a cold?

Do I need to give an explanation?!

- What do you want to bet on? - Playing cards.

They're so handsome.

Do you think they're siblings?

Looks like it.

Look. $500,000 chips for everyone. I'll deal the cards.

Two pairs!

Straight flush!

Thanks! Quads!

- Thanks! - Is he cheating?

Thanks very much! Let's play again.

Thanks very much!

That was great. You've won so much. Do I get a share?

Yes!

Take it!

Brother Tat, what's wrong?!

What's the matter?

All in!

I swore never to let anyone say 'all in' to my face.

Hey, have you finished rubbing? You won't make another by rubbing it.

- I'll call. - Hold it.

Let's take a look first.

- You're sweating bullets here. - I know. Just wipe it for me. Thanks.

Boss screamed. Call the cops.

What's the matter?!

Nothing!

I'm stuck all of a sudden.

You're the God of Gamblers' disciple. Just pull out a three.

It doesn't work every time.

But I've got something more powerful.

Let me take a good look.

Take a good look.

Alright, I'll call!

Call for what? Got anything higher than me?

Fine! I'll fold, then.

Yeah. We surrender and lose half. How about that?

- Half? - Sure!

What? You want me to lose half before looking at the cards? Really?

- It's yours. - Surrender and lose half?

- No such rule in the mainland! - Isn't there?

You're nuts. This isn't the mainland. This is Hong Kong!

It's our rule here to surrender and lose half, right?

- Yes. - This half is yours.

- It's just a small loss. - This half is mine.

- I'll return some to you. - Shuffle.

- Next game! - I've got some errands.

- I'll go with you. - Hey! What's up?

Hey!

Hey! You can't just leave. Another round!

That's right. One more!

One last round.

You're so lucky today.

What do you think?

- You make the call. - Got it.

I won't waste any time.

All in!

I call.

Alright. I call.

I call.

Bravo!

Brilliant.

What a legend!

You've got some guts.

Let's deal with the rest.

Hey! What now? Rubbing cards every time. What a nuisance!

Ace, please.

Just do what you did there.

- I should take a better look. - Yeah!

What a strange rule to surrender and lose half.

That's right. Isn't it?

Yes, it's a trend. It's the rule here to surrender and lose half.

I surrender, but I'll only lose half.

- Alright, then. - Surrender again?

I won't surrender. There can't be so many coincidences.

It's just a few million dollars. I can afford it.

Open the cards. Don't hide around.

- Uncle! - What?

You're so handsome. Just make it easy on the others by losing half.

Don't want to. So what?

Punk, are you crazy?

That's right. I'm Crazy Biu!

Brothers, open his cards!

- Hey! - Don't move!

It's the cops!

Hurry!

Don't move!

None of you move!

- What is it, sir? - I suspect you're gambling illegally!

- Illegal gambling? It's just mahjong. - Dozens playing one set of mahjong?

- Hey, what's up with you? - Sir, I have a cold. It's so cold!

Sir, some cards are missing.

- Any money? - No.

Hurray!

Kid!

I've got three jacks, and your card's gone missing.

I'll take it that you've just got a pair of aces.

- Take a look. - What's this? Ace!

Three aces!

What's up with you?

I feel all my powers are gone.

How come?

My third uncle must've broken a taboo and dragged me into this.

Damn. The conference starts tomorrow. I can't help you if we need to gamble.

It's fine. I'll manage.

Let's go.

Why did you pass out so suddenly?

It's just my special power...

Because he's lost his powers.

Hey, what do you want?

I hired help from an expert in China to deal with the Saint of Gamblers.

He told me that your powers automatically dispel

after breaking a taboo, by spending your winnings.

I've set this trap for you and your nephew.

You bastard!

Hussein, better not take any lives in here.

I like you, I won't put you in harm's way.

Black Panther, take him away.

I've already fulfilled your requests. Return my debt agreement as promised.

So easily? Your compound interest adds up to over $2,000,000.

Don't assume you're worth $2,000,000 for your resemblance to Dreamy!

So, are you going against your promise?

No! But I just want to gather more interest.

Prepare the bathtub for me.

Get lost!

Drop the act!

I always get the women that I want.

Shameless!

I have no interest in disobedient women.

Eat shit!

Those few hits settle our score for your services to me.

I'll give you a week to return the $2,000,000.

Unless you board the God of Gamblers and play with me for three days.

Think it over.

I'd like to thank members of the press for attending.

My master, the God of Gamblers,

Ko Chun, asked me to name this ship after him.

The purpose is to save those in poverty.

But in order not to contravene the law in Hong Kong,

we'll sail the ship into international waters.

The hundreds of guests we've invited with our utmost sincerity

will get to enjoy a day's cruise before returning to Hong Kong.

All revenue gained from this trip will be used for charitable causes.

I'll now unveil the statue of the God of Gamblers.

The one before you isn't the Knight of Gamblers.

I'm the real Knight of Gamblers.

Sir, there's a limit to my patience if you keep kicking up a stink.

You claim to be the disciple of the God of Gamblers. Alright.

Do you know where he is? Can you get in touch with him?

He's been travelling around the world. There's no way to contact him.

You're lying! The God of Gamblers is staying in Brazil.

Look over here.

I can contact him directly in all your presence.

We'll see who's the real Knight of Gamblers.

Very well, real gold fears no fire.

Arrange a long-distance call before the statue.

Agreeing to it so easily. Be mindful of his trickery.

But it's best to do it over a game to identify the real one.

If you're the true Knight of Gamblers, you'll surely win. Do you dare to do it?

Please.

A drink?

Don't waste any time. Let's begin.

Very well.

- Start the computer analysis procedure. - Right.

According to computer analysis, 33% on five, 34% on seven,

15% on king, and 18% on jack.

Insufficient data on the card at the moment.

$100,000.

Alright, I'll call.

Anesthetize him.

Based on computer analysis, 65% on seven, and 35% on jack.

It's either a seven or a jack.

You've got a damn straight.

$1 for that.

Since you said mine is a straight.

I'll show your hand.

So confident?

Afraid of me?

It looks like that chances of you with a straight are pretty high.

There's no way I can win with two pairs.

But I love asking for trouble.

I'll call. Open your cards to my two pairs!

Why not turn your cards over?

Trying to trick me?

It seems he knows what card you're holding.

I know.

That's because I'm the true disciple of the God of Gamblers.

And you two are frauds!

- You're lying! - Sing!

It's impossible.

There's no way he'd guessed it.

There must be some sophisticated supervisory devices here.

Is the phone ready?

Figured you wouldn't give up. Let's see how you'll contact him.

- Hello. - Hello?

Hello, is this Knife?

Hello?

- Hello? - Well, did anyone pick up the phone?

No answer.

No answer?

I called my god-brother, Gorbachev, yesterday. No one answered either.

Now the truth has been proven.

You lost in the game, and you couldn't get a hold of him.

The both of you are just shameless frauds.

Scram!

But of course, we officially set sail tomorrow.

You're both more than welcome to come and play a few rounds of games.

I'm a generous and easygoing guy.

Let's go.

Senior, it's raining heavily. Come inside.

- Senior. - No need.

It's good to sulk in the rain.

I'll be wide awake to figure out why we fell into his trap.

You weren't at fault.

You've just been defeated by electronic devices.

What are you going to do?

What can I do? I've lost the money, and I can't contact Master.

He'll leave with the money tomorrow.

I can only watch him discredit my master's reputation.

We haven't lost if we still have stake. We'll play again tomorrow.

Haven't we been embarrassed enough?

Will you be content to let him defeat us once again?

The whole world believes he's the Knight of Gamblers.

He's the God of Gamblers' disciple. Not me.

- Don't you get it? - The Knight of Gamblers

is nothing more than a label.

I call myself the Saint of Gamblers. So what?

I'm poor as ever.

Do you not know how to gamble without the Knight of Gamblers title?

Of course, I do!

But the whole casino is rigged with devices.

You've got special powers.

You could have helped me, but you don't have them now.

They're good, but we can devise other plans.

- I don't think the computer can beat us. - Sure, we can beat it.

We can come up with plans.

But we don't have money to gamble with. Do you?

- I do. - How much?

$1.25.

Alright, then.

I failed to find a mentor. Third Uncle is in their hands.

I really don't know what to do.

I don't know either!

They've got Brother Ng too!

I can't go to Brazil to find Master. Tell me what I should do.

Tell me.

Are you two even men?

What did you say?

Kuwaitis like me have lost their homeland.

We're not scared.

Just look at yourselves!

I return to Kuwait tomorrow for the fight against Saddam!

I knew you had no guts!

The Chinese are cowards!

Yes, he's right.

There are things we have to do.

Yes. Since we've got nothing left, what do we have to fear?

Alright, we'll battle against him!

Let's saw off that big tree with a dagger!

Let's go, senior!

Sorry.

It's you?

Senior!

- Where's Knife? - He knocked me out earlier and left.

This letter might be left for you.

Sing, I've figured it out.

I've decided to use my identity as Knife Chan

and board the ship to gamble with Hussein once again.

You've lost your powers. Absolutely do not come here.

Because they're too dangerous.

I'm glad to have met a friend like you.

I'll drink with you if I come back alive.

Take care.

What did Knife say?

He boarded the ship alone.

What brings you here?

I've received intel from Interpol in Singapore

that all the dirtiest swindlers have gathered here.

I know they're there to deal with the Knight of Gamblers.

When I returned, Knife and my brother went missing.

It took me over two days to find you.

Where's my brother?

Your brother and my third uncle were taken on board the ship.

We'll go at once, then.

You've won close to $200,000,000 within two hours.

We've got almost $200,000,000 since the game has started.

We'll likely get $400,000,000 today.

Sir, we don't welcome guests not in proper attire.

What's considered proper attire?

At least, put on a tie.

I've got that.

Welcome, Mr Knife Chan.

Hey, you've lost so much yesterday. Fancy seeing you return for more.

No, I just want to go for another round.

Sure.

I'll be playing in the charity event, The King of Cards Competition.

But we bet on at least $3,000,000 US.

That's about $20,000,000 HK.

That's right. You're more than welcome if you have the money.

I don't have it.

Then, I guess I can't help you.

Sure, you can.

How about this? Lend me a $10 chip.

$10?

You want to win $20,000,000 by using $10?

Seriously?

So, will you lend it?

Sure.

I'm happy to help.

Let's make it $20.

Sorry, my waist hurts. I couldn't bend down.

Thanks!

Shall we call Tai Kwan?

No. Let him play first.

ONE WINS, ONE STAKES

Thanks very much!

BIG

Big.

Hands off!

Open!

WINS $150 WITH $1

Nice one! You actually won $150 with $1.

- Pure luck. It's mine. - Bravo!

Green isn't so lucky for me. You can have it.

I'll play something else.

No bets on the banker?

Alright, I'll bet on it!

Got a card just like that. Alright, I'll bet on $1,400 more for a tie.

Let's see what I got.

Computer analysis shows 55% on two,

38% on queen, and 7% on nine.

- Look at the cards. - You look.

The players are great.

But it's fine. Same goes for me!

The banker gets nine points. A tie.

It's unusual luck. I'll go for a few more rounds.

For the tiebreaker, please.

Nice one.

Computer analysis: 78% on an ace, 20% on four, and 2% on ten.

He's got either nine, two, or eight.

Give him a six. Let him win $100 from the banker.

Right.

Give him a six.

Six points for the player.

Excuse me.

I have a pair of eights. I also get six points.

Damn it!

I have a habit. I love placing toothpicks in my cards when I look at them.

And then, I'd get what I want.

People around me will think I've got an ace.

That's enough for me. I've got over $100,000.

That $100 chip there will go to you, okay?

Son of a bitch!

- Where do you think Knife is? - You needn't ask. The casino.

I'll find him, then.

Win or lose, we won't be able to help him. It's more crucial to find your brother

- and my third uncle. - We'll split and find them, then.

This is the only spot with guards. Third Uncle and Brother Ng must be there.

Hey!

Sing?

Dreamer?

Are you Dreamer or Dreamy?

I'm Dreamer.

Hussein is aware of your infatuation with Dreamy.

So he sent me to lure you and your uncle under the guise of Dreamy.

And use his methods, resulting in the loss of your powers.

So it was you.

Sorry, it was Hussein who coerced me into this.

So when they kidnapped my third uncle, did they hang him for a beating,

cut his sinews, pull out his fingernails,

throw salt on his wounds, and wash his face with acid?

No.

For real?! They didn't?

He lost all my powers, and you keep him unharmed.

How do you people do your job?

He's a good man. Hussein's the bad apple.

He's the godson of Chan Kam-Shing, The Beast of Gamblers.

He's here to take revenge on you and the Knight of Gamblers.

So why help him?

I owe him money.

You could've discussed it with me.

I owe him more than $2,000,000.

Well, you could discuss it with Knife.

And he even wanted to...

What did he want?

- I just couldn't say. - What?

I'll cut all his sinews and pour honey on his wounds.

I'll dump ants on these wounds and have them bitten.

Don't! He has hired Tai Kwan, a master of special powers, to deal with you.

It's a shame I've lost my powers. Otherwise, I'd have nothing to fear.

How can you regain it?

I've regained what I've lost in the past.

It was when I saw Dreamy.

- Just seeing her is enough? - No.

- How? - It requires...

How?

I'd require...

What is it?

I just can't bring myself to say it.

Is that it?

So how do you feel now?

I can stand it.

They insisted that I wear a tie.

A few packs of cigarettes, please!

Laughter cross the seas.

Twin tides never ease.

Days adrift with the waves are yours to seize.

Let go!

Help!

- You're crazy! Let go! - Sing!

- What's up with you? - Help!

What's the matter?

He's a pervert! He's mad! Lipstick all over his face!

What's the matter?

- Go away! - Who is it?

He's crazy.

Little brat.

What's up?

He's a master.

The one-eyed man?

Don't look!

He just created illusions in me with his powers.

He may be more powerful than me.

But nothing to worry about, I've got all my powers back.

How?

The power of love.

Wipe it off.

Not yet. I still want to smell the scent of that lipstick.

One, two, three. Six points, small.

You know, I know, and so does that one-eyed man.

But it's useless with that button under the table.

One step of the button will make the dices spin.

I'll bet all on small.

What's the matter?

What happened?

I wonder what's wrong.

What's happening?

Eat this!

How did this happen?

The dices are shattered. Not a single point. That means it's small.

I win. Thanks.

Hey, what's wrong? We've won.

- Leave me alone. - What is it?

- It's nothing! - Let me see!

Come on.

I hit my nose.

- Is it sore? - Very!

- Be good. Keep quiet. Attaboy! - Okay.

Everyone, there's a problem with the dice. This round is null and void.

- Retrieve your money and play again. - Alright!

Our charity's main event, The King of Cards, starts in five minutes.

I doubt you can make $25,000,000 out of your $3,000,000.

- Hey! - What is it?

We can't let the one-eyed man affect every game.

Let's do this.

Looks good here. I'll bet $1,000,000!

I'll save it for the next game!

You're in a rush. Can you take it?

Excuse me! Boiling water!

- Well, you're in a rush. - I guess so.

Time's running out.

Place a bet on these!

- Thanks! - We don't accept cigarettes.

- It's cigarettes for cigarettes. - No can do.

I can't? Sorry.

Amazing.

Place $1,300,000 on the banker again.

Seven points for the player.

Shit.

I'll have to take a chance.

He won by a point.

I haven't discredited Master.

Eight points for the bank. Banker wins.

Hey, you looked so lustful, pretending to be a woman.

Mr Hussein!

Sorry, I've won $25,000,000.

I think I'm now eligible for the King of Cards Tournament.

Anyone with $3,000,000 US can participate.

Look up there!

That's a big earwax!

Terrific!

Come on.

- Hey! You can't go in. - What?!

Why can't I enter?! Scared I'll reveal him?!

- Get lost! - You can't enter. Leave now!

This is my friend!

- So who are you? - I'm a friend of your boss.

- You know my boss? - Your boss is my friend.

- Got it now? - My boss... You...

Got it yet?

Don't reveal him yet. We must defeat Hussein in a proper match.

- Where's Lung Kau? - She just saved Brother Tat.

- She's on her way to rescue Lung Ng. - Good!

Want a peek?

Gotcha!

You make the call!

$3,000,000.

Showing hand on the first game?

I don't think you've got a greater card.

I can't let you scare me in the first game. I'll call.

I'll play along with you.

Okay. Let's place a side bet. $2,000,000.

I'll raise you $5,000,000!

I'm lucky. If it came to you, I'd be screwed.

Hit him too.

Open your cards. I have three nines.

Sorry. It's a flush!

You showed hand with just an ace and a king?

I guess you're not a strong believer in taking risks.

Any pair I get is greater than yours. It could be a straight flush.

I'd rather quit than not showing hand.

Sure win!

- We won! - I want a new pair of running shoes!

Jackpot!

Sure win!

It's pretty dull to have only two players.

- Tai Kwan. - Yes?

- Take the money and join in. - Alright.

Looks like we'll need to team up as fellow disciples.

Hey! We're counting on you.

- I want to be a cheerleader. - No!

Our only obstacle now is that one-eyed man.

If he loses his powers, and you have yours, we'll win for sure.

- Right. - Any ideas?

- Alright, over here. Just like that. - Okay.

I get to make the call as soon as I sit in.

Let's go with $300 for starters.

$3,000,000.

I'll call.

You've got some guts.

How is it?

No problem.

I'll let you make the call.

$7,000,000. All-in!

I'll call!

I'll call!

I doubt they have money left.

I have $20,000,000. I think you've got the same amount.

Why don't we make a side bet for this round?

Alright, let's make that bet. $20,000,000.

Open when you're ready.

How can you beat me with three of a kind?

No need to be so public about your crush on me!

So what about this game?

You son of a...

Right, let's see how you'll defeat me.

Can a full house beat a flush?

You want to beat my full house with a flush?

Only if your dad becomes Caucasian!

What about a flush with a straight, then?

Straight flush!

Not only can my dad become a Caucasian, he can even become your mother!

And that's why your eye is so lame!

How did this happen? I rubbed your card away!

Don't move!

I knew you were able to replace my card.

So, I switched mine with Sing beforehand.

You've merely swapped away Sing's card, a king.

You two sons of bitches!

You swore before your power diffused!

Now it's his turn to lose the special powers!

What a cur!

- Tai Kwan, where are you going? - I've lost all my powers!

Am I to stay for embarrassment?

Everyone, please leave us for a moment. We have personal matters to settle.

Wait for me!

Wait for me!

He's losing his mind.

You're shameless, superficial, and running on a lack of depth.

You misguide the youth and corrupt our social values.

Good thing I'm at a good ripe age. I'm not afraid of you.

Hussein, it seems your manners are worse than your godfather's.

That's right. But I'm smarter than my godfather.

He fell into the God's trap and killed before reaching the open seas.

- Are we in international waters yet? - We are!

Now I've got an excuse to kill. Attack!

Snakes!

It's just an illusion! Pick up the guns now!

Hang in there!

Kau, I'll cover you. Save Knife!

He fired five shots.

Damn. One bullet left.

Don't move!

Into the men's room!

Let's go!

- Don't go! - Hey, bro, don't pull!

Hey, aren't you tired?

I am tired, but I've got no choice.

Crazy!

Don't assume I really have no choice!

We're even now.

Don't move!

What do you want now? Just because you hold a gun?

- You'll be jailed if you kill me! - You taught me this.

Murder in the open seas isn't in the government's jurisdiction.

Arrests can be made by the registered country of this ship.

You're a generous man, Knight of Gamblers. Leave me mercy!

So you're scared now? Tell everyone who's the Knight of Gamblers!

Ladies and gentlemen.

I'm the bastard who framed the Knight of Gamblers!

I'm shameless. I'm the fraud!

He's the Knight of Gamblers. The true disciple of the God.

I scammed you all on purpose. It has nothing to do with him!

So what about Dreamer's debt to you?

- She won't need to return it. - No?! We look like people who skip debts?

- Feel free to pay me back if you'd like. - I'll pay for you. Take this!

$1.25?

Guess you won't need to kill me now.

All six bullets in this gun have been fired.

Couldn't kill you even if I wanted to.

- Knife, are you okay? - Lung Ng, are you alright?

I'm fine.

Lung Kau, call the police once the ship is docked. And have Hussein arrested.

Watch out!

He's so cunning! Kick his ass!

Got it!

Hey.

Long time no see.

Make no mistake.

The cops fear that remnants of Hussein's men are still at large.

So, they asked me to protect him.

Can't you say that a bit later and not debunk that yet?

Hey, hold it! Got some business to discuss with you. Come here!

- Really? - Yes.

- Hey. - What is it?

Right. The money you win using your powers

- can't be spent. - Yes.

- My winnings have to be used on the poor. - Correct.

How about losing your winnings over to me?

I get it now!

If I lose to you, you'd be rich, and I'll be poor.

- You use your money to help me out. - Yes.

- Your money will be mine. - My money will be yours.

- And we'll be rich! - Says who?

Shut up!

Master!