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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:02:57,340 --> 00:03:00,050 Let's go! Come on! 4 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:02,390 Come on. Yeah! 5 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:07,180 - Let's go! - Let's go! Let's go! 6 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:09,640 Come on! 7 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,820 You must realize, Bosley, your wife is one of the most neurotic women 8 00:03:21,990 --> 00:03:23,120 I've ever examined. 9 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:27,040 I still think a few more months in the sanitarium would be helpful. 10 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:30,620 It may be too early to trust her in her natural environment. 11 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:32,540 Oh, doc, be optimistic. 12 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:35,250 Peggy's breakdown is part of the past now. 13 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:37,210 I don't want her in another mental hospital. 14 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:39,590 I want her home with me and the kids. 15 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:44,470 Dr. Evans, the road to mental health is just around the corner. 16 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,730 - Come on! - Come on! Yeah! 17 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,230 I knew they'd try it! 18 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,690 Trying to kill me in my own home! 19 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:04,870 It's like war. 20 00:04:05,030 --> 00:04:09,660 Don't tell me I don't know what Vietnam is like. 21 00:04:10,910 --> 00:04:13,710 Brats! Brats! Brats! 22 00:04:13,870 --> 00:04:15,710 Oh, mom. 23 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,170 Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Gravel. 24 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:20,760 I'll pay for the window out of my allowance. 25 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,220 How about my life? 26 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:26,680 Do you get enough allowance to pay for that? 27 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:30,430 I know you were trying to kill me! 28 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,350 What's the matter with the courts? 29 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,940 Do they allow this lawlessness and malicious destruction 30 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,440 of property to run rampant? 31 00:04:38,610 --> 00:04:41,650 I hate the Supreme Court! 32 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:44,200 Oh, God. God... 33 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:52,330 Go home to your mother! 34 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,080 Doesn't she ever watch you? 35 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:59,550 Tell her this isn't some communist day care center! 36 00:04:59,710 --> 00:05:02,460 Tell your mother I hate her! 37 00:05:02,630 --> 00:05:06,140 Tell your mother I hate you! 38 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:14,440 Oh, oh, God! Oh. Oh. Oh. 39 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:20,400 Hello? What number are you calling? 40 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:24,070 You've dialed the wrong number! 41 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:27,320 Sorry? What good is that? 42 00:05:27,490 --> 00:05:32,080 How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have stolen from my life? 43 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,460 I hate you, your husband, your children 44 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:37,580 and your relatives! 45 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:44,170 Oh, God! God! God! 46 00:05:44,340 --> 00:05:47,930 What have I done to deserve this? 47 00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:51,010 Miss Gravel, what's the matter? Are you having another fit? 48 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:53,600 Can't my husband watch the children? 49 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:58,270 Can't that lazy moron do one thing? 50 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:01,400 The kids are just outside. They're okay. 51 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,530 Let me get you some of your fit medicine. 52 00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:06,820 Grizelda, my life is in danger. 53 00:06:06,990 --> 00:06:09,910 Please don't let anybody hurt me. 54 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:13,830 Aw, there, there. You've gotta keep calm, woman. 55 00:06:13,990 --> 00:06:17,410 - You're just imagining things. - That's what you think. 56 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:21,500 One of the neighborhood children just tried to murder me. 57 00:06:21,670 --> 00:06:25,050 I was sitting in my room, applying nail polish 58 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:28,050 and one of them fired a rifle at me. 59 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:31,300 - Oh, Miss Gravel. - It's true. 60 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:34,470 I must get the children before they're kidnapped. 61 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,480 Good God Almighty. 62 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:41,980 Beth? Bosley Jr.? 63 00:06:43,730 --> 00:06:47,240 Breathe in. Do it again. 64 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,780 Now let me do it. 65 00:06:49,530 --> 00:06:52,620 Breathe in. Again. 66 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,450 Sodomites! 67 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:58,080 Caught right in a sex orgy! 68 00:06:58,250 --> 00:06:59,790 Filthy! 69 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:03,250 Dirty, filthy! 70 00:07:03,420 --> 00:07:06,090 Is that what you learned in private school? 71 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,670 Mom, we were only playing! We're only play... 72 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:12,180 Oh, nude! Nude! Nude! 73 00:07:12,340 --> 00:07:14,890 You could be pregnant, Beth! 74 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,770 And as for you, 75 00:07:16,930 --> 00:07:21,980 I never thought you would rape your own sister! 76 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:26,940 Oh, God! The children are having sex! 77 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:40,660 Peggy? Peggy? 78 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,050 Thirsty, Grizelda? 79 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:51,340 You'd better go see about your wife. 80 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:54,260 She's having another mental fit. 81 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:57,010 I thought you'd been stealing my liquor. 82 00:07:57,180 --> 00:08:02,440 Ain't nobody stealing nothing from you, Mr. Gravel. 83 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,400 We'll see about that. 84 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,690 You didn't know I marked these, did you? 85 00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:11,280 Here. Look here. See this pencil line? 86 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,740 That was marked just yesterday. 87 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,280 You've had quite a few cocktails, haven't you, Grizelda? 88 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,870 What else have you pilfered? 89 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,750 - I'll have a look in that purse. - You ain't looking in my purse. 90 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,630 Why not? Got something to hide? 91 00:08:24,790 --> 00:08:29,460 Don't you know men aren't supposed to look in a lady's handbag? 92 00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:31,970 Lady? You're fired, Grizelda. 93 00:08:32,130 --> 00:08:34,970 No wonder you people are always in the unemployment line. 94 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,140 Now give me that bag! 95 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:39,640 I don't want no white man looking at my Tampax! 96 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:42,810 I wouldn't worry about your Tampax if I were you. 97 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,850 Well, look at this. 98 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:50,320 My savings account book with withdrawal slips. 99 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,320 My lottery ticket. 100 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:57,280 And two rolls of toilet paper. 101 00:08:57,450 --> 00:08:59,370 I'm placing you under citizen's arrest. 102 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,290 I'm gonna call the police and report you. 103 00:09:01,450 --> 00:09:03,250 Get off of me, milkhead! 104 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:07,580 Well, I see you're finally here. 105 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:10,000 It's a little late, isn't it? 106 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:11,920 The children are having sex. 107 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:13,970 Beth is pregnant. 108 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:18,300 I narrowly missed an assassination attempt a few moments ago. 109 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:21,180 Will you please do something? 110 00:09:21,350 --> 00:09:23,480 Oh, honey, it's just your mind playing tricks. 111 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,810 Oh, get off me. 112 00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:29,110 My skin crawls when you touch it. 113 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:33,280 I could rip your lips off! 114 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:38,700 Oh, that miserable man. 115 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,410 When I think of the abuse 116 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:43,450 - that I have taken... - Peggy. Peggy. 117 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:46,000 Am I living in hell? 118 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:50,250 Is that it? Have I gone straight to hell? 119 00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:57,220 Don't leave this kitchen, Grizelda. 120 00:09:57,380 --> 00:09:59,390 I'm going to give Peggy her medication 121 00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:01,470 and then I'll be back to deal with you. 122 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,020 Peg? 123 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:11,820 Get out! 124 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:14,110 Let's have a little medication, all right? 125 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,990 You're just upset. Now, what's the matter? 126 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,820 Everything was going so well. 127 00:10:18,990 --> 00:10:22,910 Get out of here, you stinking piece of flesh! 128 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,870 Don't say those things, Peggy. 129 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,410 Come on. This will make you feel better. 130 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:30,210 - Give me your arm. - Oh, you touched me! 131 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,590 Now my flesh is rotting. 132 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:34,800 The touch of scum! 133 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,090 Stop it, Peggy. 134 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:37,670 Don't make me use force. 135 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,140 Let me give you your shot, or I'll call the hospital. 136 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:42,050 - Stay away! - Oh, God! 137 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:44,260 Peggy, I'm going to have to commit you again! 138 00:10:44,430 --> 00:10:45,680 Just try it! 139 00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:48,100 Ah! 140 00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:50,940 Oh, oh... 141 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,810 Help! 142 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:55,980 Grizelda, he's trying to kill me! 143 00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:58,360 Help! 144 00:10:58,530 --> 00:11:03,700 Someone please help me. Help me! Please help me! 145 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,950 - Back off, asshole! - Oh! 146 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,330 Oh! Oh! 147 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,380 Are you all right, Mrs. Gravel? 148 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:14,880 Did he hurt you? 149 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,010 No, but he tried. 150 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:18,880 Look! Look, he's attacking! 151 00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:22,260 Down, boy! Down! Down! Down! 152 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:26,720 Down, down, down, down, down, down! 153 00:11:26,890 --> 00:11:27,850 Down, down. 154 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:31,270 Oh. Oh, God! Oh. Oh! 155 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,020 He's-- He's dead, isn't he? 156 00:11:34,190 --> 00:11:37,070 - Oh! - Damn. Oh! 157 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,740 We're in big trouble now, Mrs. Gravel! 158 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,320 Oh, my God! 159 00:11:41,490 --> 00:11:44,030 He's dead! Oh, God! 160 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,410 Oh! Oh, God! 161 00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:51,960 Hurry! 162 00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:35,830 Why did you tell me to come this way, Grizelda? 163 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 You know I hate nature. 164 00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:42,670 Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen. 165 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:46,090 Oh, I can't stand this scenery another minute. 166 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:49,850 All natural forests should be turned into housing developments. 167 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:54,900 I want cement covering every blade of grass in this nation. 168 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:57,810 Don't we taxpayers have a voice anymore? 169 00:12:57,980 --> 00:13:00,730 Do you ever shut up? 170 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:03,240 The police are out looking for us, you know. 171 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:07,740 We're gonna camp out here overnight. 172 00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:10,160 Camp out? Oh, not me. 173 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:30,260 Now, you listen to me, Ms. Peggy Gravel. 174 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:34,730 You better calm yourself down before I haul off and smack you 175 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:37,310 upside your wide, wide head. 176 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:41,730 We killed your husband and I ain't your maid anymore, bitch. 177 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,990 I'm your sister in crime. 178 00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:47,160 - Please, don't sit on me. - Oh! 179 00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:54,330 Uh-oh, here come the honkers already. 180 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,880 Okay, witches. Up against the car. Arms up on the car. 181 00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:08,760 One false move and your head will be flying through them trees. 182 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:10,680 What is this? Are you kidding me? 183 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,310 Does it looking like I'm kidding, Mau Mau? 184 00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:16,940 Officer, I am an outpatient from the hospital 185 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:20,060 and I'm very prone to anxiety attacks. 186 00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:23,480 So please treat me with therapeutic courtesy. 187 00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:25,490 Ha! I know who you are. 188 00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:28,360 There's an all-points bulletin out for both of you. 189 00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:31,070 You're Peggy Gravel and you killed your husband. 190 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,950 Why, that's preposterous! 191 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,870 We were about to have a picnic. 192 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,290 Don't give me that shit. You're trying to escape to Mortville. 193 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,040 I've never heard of no town called Mortville. 194 00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:44,170 Well, you should have. You belong there. 195 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:46,840 It's a special town for people like you two. 196 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:50,140 People who should be so embarrassed by what they've done. 197 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,390 I just might let you go there. 198 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,100 That is if you cooperate. 199 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:59,020 What do we have to do for you, Sheriff Shit Face? 200 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,400 Sit on that car hood, you'll see. 201 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,320 I've got something to show you first. 202 00:15:14,990 --> 00:15:16,950 You like lingerie? 203 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,080 How do you like these little numbers? 204 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,120 I sent away to 'em from Frederick's. 205 00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,250 They was expensive. 206 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:28,090 I love the feel of cold nylon on my big butt. 207 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,590 Will you please stop it? 208 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,680 I have never found the antics of deviants 209 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,850 to be one bit amusing. 210 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,180 What I like best is a French kiss 211 00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:41,140 when I'm all dressed. 212 00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:46,480 Don't expect no kiss from me, Liverlips. 213 00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:49,990 Come, on. Take off your underpants. Hand 'em over. 214 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,280 I knew cops was sick, but... 215 00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,620 Ah! These are big ones. 216 00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:03,170 A little plain for my taste. 217 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:12,720 Now, I think I'll slip 'em on. 218 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:20,520 How does that look? Pretty sexy, huh? 219 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,310 Now, how about that kiss? 220 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,560 If I kiss you, will you let us go? 221 00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:30,610 You bet. I want a real wet one now. 222 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,160 Goddamn gum. 223 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,580 Now, that was a real soul kiss. 224 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:43,250 Okay, buster, you've had your fun. 225 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,750 Now, which way to Mortville? 226 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,460 I ain't through yet. 227 00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:51,010 Mrs. Gravel, I'd like to examine your underpants. 228 00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:52,970 I will not! 229 00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:55,510 I thought you wanted to go to Mortville. 230 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,720 They let killers live there scot-free. 231 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:07,360 I have never been so mortified in my entire life. 232 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:14,280 Here, Blossom. 233 00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:19,740 Mm, that's more like it. Ah, these are from Bloomingdales. 234 00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:21,540 You've got good taste. 235 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:25,500 I think I'll try to fit my big business into them. 236 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:33,260 Ooh, ooh! They're tight, but they sure feel good. 237 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,760 Now, do I get my little kiss-kiss? 238 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:40,720 No! Please, not a kiss. I swear I'll gag. 239 00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:43,890 Mount me if you must, but not a kiss! 240 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:47,440 Come on, now, I'm all dressed up in my pretty underthings 241 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,690 and I need a little lip suction. 242 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,030 And now for that mouth. 243 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,320 No. 244 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,330 I'd like to stick my whole head in your mouth 245 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:04,120 and let you suck out my eyeballs. 246 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:07,120 I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? 247 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:21,640 What are you hogs looking at? The show's over! Beat it! 248 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,260 Mortville is up that way! 249 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:25,020 Follow that dirt road. 250 00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:28,390 Go ahead before I haul your ass to jail! 251 00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:57,690 I'll take a slice, please. 252 00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,400 You want lemon meringue or chocolate? 253 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:02,860 - Chocolate, honey. - Okay. 254 00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:05,370 Oh, shut up, asshole. 255 00:20:05,990 --> 00:20:07,740 That'll be ten cents. 256 00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:10,710 Could you recommend a rooming house where we could spend the night? 257 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,920 I don't think I like it here. 258 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,920 It's filthy and the people are repulsive. 259 00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:23,130 We have no choice, Peggy, and it's better than jail. 260 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:26,800 I'll tell you, Grizelda, there is something wrong here. 261 00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:28,220 Look around you. 262 00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:31,060 It's a village of idiots. 263 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,310 Somebody help me. 264 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,400 Can't you act normal? 265 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,280 Just act normal for a change. 266 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,820 Please. There must be a Quality Court or something. 267 00:20:44,990 --> 00:20:47,120 I can't go in that hog pen. 268 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,990 Oh, shut up. 269 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,540 Oh! 270 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,130 - Can I help you? - We were raped. 271 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:04,760 - Please, give us shelter. - You were raped? 272 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,840 Look, don't pay no attention to her. 273 00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:09,970 - We need to rent a room. - You got money on you? 274 00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:12,020 I am a very wealthy woman. 275 00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:15,310 Yeah, and I'm Cybill Shepherd. 276 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,610 Come on in here. We might work something out. 277 00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:20,780 That is, if you got money. 278 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:26,860 My name's Mole, Mole McHenry. 279 00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:29,910 I'm Peggy Gravel. It's nice to meet you. 280 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,830 I'm Grizelda, Grizelda Brown. 281 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,120 I'm Peggy's psychiatric nurse. 282 00:21:35,290 --> 00:21:36,330 Room's out back. 283 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,590 Nothing fancy, but it's a roof over your head. 284 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:41,590 Come on, I'll show you. 285 00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:48,260 Shh! My girlfriend's sleeping. 286 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,770 Yeah, you're lucky it's empty. 287 00:21:57,940 --> 00:22:00,690 My last tenant shot himself in here last night. 288 00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:03,940 That dumb fuck left a mess everywhere. 289 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:13,830 Oh! 290 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,380 Ah, damn! It stinks in here. 291 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:23,090 What do you think? Do you want it or not? 292 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,920 Will he be removed? 293 00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:26,670 Yeah, I'll get the stiff outta here, 294 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,720 but don't think I got time for all the chores in the world. 295 00:22:30,890 --> 00:22:33,510 No linens until I soak these in cold water. 296 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,980 And we ain't got no toilets in Mortville. 297 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,810 How do we... 298 00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:41,650 I guess you'll just have to use your imagination. 299 00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:43,440 I see. I see. 300 00:22:43,610 --> 00:22:46,070 How much cash you got? Give me that! 301 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:50,990 Six bucks. Hey, you are a rich one. 302 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,660 A lottery ticket. Well, I'll take that and I'll win it. 303 00:22:55,370 --> 00:22:57,410 What's this? A bank book? 304 00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:59,330 A lot of good that'll do you here. 305 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:02,340 There-- There aren't any banks in Mortville? 306 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,250 There ain't nothin' here, lady. 307 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:08,260 Nobody's got one red cent in Mortville, 308 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,010 except for that queen. 309 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,640 The queen? Can she help us? 310 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,100 You got a lot to learn about living in Mortville. 311 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,980 I think we'd like to take the room. 312 00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:20,730 It's all yours, sweetheart. 313 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,690 - You hungry? - Yeah. 314 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:26,230 I think I'm gonna eat myself some chow and I got a little extra. 315 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,190 Looks like you got a big appetite. 316 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,950 I'd be happy to help with the preparation. 317 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:36,080 Well, this one takes the cake. 318 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:45,130 You both sure are ugly bitches. 319 00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:46,670 Go on, sit down. 320 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,970 Hey, Muffy. We got company. 321 00:23:49,130 --> 00:23:52,390 We really hadn't planned on coming here. 322 00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:55,510 We're from the Guilford neighborhood in Baltimore. 323 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,350 I been to Baltimore a few times. 324 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,430 Bumburg, I hate it. 325 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,730 All them hillbilly fucks looking at you. 326 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,900 Well, if you want to know the truth, 327 00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:08,280 we had no choice but to come to Mortville. 328 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,400 We're in a lot of trouble. 329 00:24:10,570 --> 00:24:14,780 You see, I'm quite prominent and we accidentally 330 00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:16,580 killed my husband. 331 00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:18,620 I don't care what you did. 332 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:21,210 Nobody's in Mortville for a vacation. 333 00:24:21,370 --> 00:24:24,880 We all did something, or we wouldn't be here in the first place. 334 00:24:25,710 --> 00:24:27,840 Dinner's served. 335 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,880 I'm really not that hungry. 336 00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:33,550 I invited you to dinner, and you accepted. 337 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:38,970 Now, you'll eat this if I have to jam it down your throat. 338 00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:42,480 Muffy, I called you to dinner. 339 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,190 Do I have to come in there and smack you? 340 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:51,900 You don't have to shout the house down. I heard you alright already. 341 00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:56,990 This is my girlfriend Muffy St. Jacques. 342 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:01,120 The most beautiful woman in all of Mortville. 343 00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:02,910 Hi. 344 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,210 This is Grizelda and... 345 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,000 I forget your name. 346 00:25:09,170 --> 00:25:12,130 Peggy, Peggy Gravel. It's a pleasure. 347 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:16,050 We rent the room out back, so I guess we'll be neighbors. 348 00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:17,350 Oh, really? 349 00:25:17,510 --> 00:25:22,100 Well, I sleep in the room right next to you. Naked. 350 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,690 You're five minutes late for dinner, Muffy. 351 00:25:24,850 --> 00:25:28,020 Don't you remember our little talk about your laziness? 352 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:33,190 I was having an erotic dream. 353 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:37,320 I warned you about thinking about men before your afternoon nap. 354 00:25:37,490 --> 00:25:40,990 Dirty thoughts about dirty men bring on dirty dreams, 355 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,580 and you're a dirty girl, Muffy. 356 00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:46,710 Mole, I can't help what I think about. 357 00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:51,000 After all, it's not my fault Mr. Sandman is not a bulldozer like you. 358 00:25:51,170 --> 00:25:52,420 I'm warning you, Muffy. 359 00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:56,220 Mole, sometimes I need a man. 360 00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:58,760 I'm a man, Muffy. 361 00:25:58,930 --> 00:26:01,760 A man trapped in a woman's body. 362 00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:05,310 Yeah, Mole, but you don't have the same big deal. 363 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,820 Take it back! 364 00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:15,950 Ow! Take it out! It hurts! 365 00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:17,860 Take back what you said to me! 366 00:26:18,030 --> 00:26:21,660 Okay, Mole, you're the only one. I love you. You're my man. 367 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,950 I'm only queer for... 368 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,080 That's better. 369 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:30,000 You see, Muffy knows how I feel about men. 370 00:26:30,170 --> 00:26:34,210 I'm not one to be pushed over my limit. 371 00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:36,220 That hurt! 372 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:39,470 Go! Come on, come on. 373 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,310 There they are. Don't move, scags. 374 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:45,060 You're both under arrest by the order of Queen Carlotta. 375 00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:48,190 Anything you say could put you in front of the firing squad. 376 00:26:48,350 --> 00:26:50,350 Take it easy! We ain't fighting you! 377 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,820 Help us! Please, help us! 378 00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:56,070 Oh, don't worry. Standard procedure in Mortville. 379 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,900 Officer, would you like a cup of gin or something? 380 00:26:59,070 --> 00:27:00,240 Stay back, peasant woman! 381 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,160 Oh! Oh. 382 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:05,830 Right up here. Right there. 383 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Hold it right there. 384 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,460 Right there. Come on. Come on. 385 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:14,050 Come on. Come on, you fatso. 386 00:27:14,210 --> 00:27:17,720 Get up in there. 387 00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:30,190 Oh, Peggy. 388 00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:33,650 Peggy. Peggy. 389 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,200 Oh, Grizelda, I can't. 390 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,660 Oh, Peggy. Peggy. 391 00:27:51,580 --> 00:27:55,340 - Let's go! Come on! - Get out of there. Let's go. 392 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:58,090 - Come on. Come on. - Let's go. 393 00:28:00,130 --> 00:28:02,300 Come on, get up there. Let's go. 394 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,550 Come on! Move it! 395 00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:08,350 Come on! 396 00:28:11,850 --> 00:28:14,980 Hey, boys, look what I brought! 397 00:28:24,450 --> 00:28:26,910 Move it! 398 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,410 We brought you some fresh meat. 399 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:32,290 Fresh meat. 400 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:34,500 Get on your knees where you belong. 401 00:28:34,670 --> 00:28:37,380 We got something good for you this time, girl. 402 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:41,130 Don't be crying, crybaby. Daddy's not going to leave you now. 403 00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:44,930 Asshole. Asshole. 404 00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:55,270 Her Majesty, the Honorable Queen Carlotta of Mortville. 405 00:29:07,410 --> 00:29:10,080 Welcome to Mortville, ladies. 406 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,750 I read in the big city papers 407 00:29:12,910 --> 00:29:16,330 that you are wanted for murder. 408 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:20,630 The murder of a certain Mr. Bosley Gravel. 409 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,630 - We only-- - You are interrupting my flow of power! 410 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,850 Give these peasants a little dinner, Lieutenant Wilson. 411 00:29:28,010 --> 00:29:32,390 I bet they're hungry after a long day of breakin' laws. 412 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,520 - Here. Nice live roaches. - Oh, no. No. 413 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:37,440 Come on, eat these fucking things! 414 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:40,190 Come on, eat 'em! Eat 'em. 415 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,900 Eat 'em, goddamn it! Eat 'em. 416 00:29:43,070 --> 00:29:45,990 Eat these things! Eat these roaches! 417 00:29:47,740 --> 00:29:51,450 Plenty left for you too, honey. Come on, eat 'em! Eat 'em. 418 00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:57,080 Swallow those goddamn things. Eat 'em! 419 00:29:57,710 --> 00:30:00,750 Now listen to me, riffraff. 420 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,220 Every word I ever utter 421 00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:11,100 is to be taken as a direct royal proclamation or face death 422 00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:13,470 by the firing squad. 423 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,180 Yes, Ma'am. 424 00:30:15,350 --> 00:30:17,690 "Ma'am?" I'm your Royal Highness 425 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:21,270 and I demand that you address me as such! 426 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,780 Yes, Your Royal Highness. 427 00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:26,450 Let's show them we're not kidding. 428 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,990 Bring in the prisoner, Lieutenant Wilson. 429 00:30:30,570 --> 00:30:33,740 - Come on, you rotten son of a bitch. - You bastard. 430 00:30:35,290 --> 00:30:37,960 Any last words, goon face? 431 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,340 You can lick my royal hemorrhoids, you fat pig. 432 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:44,920 Oh, ready, aim, fire! 433 00:30:47,050 --> 00:30:51,010 I advise you to listen carefully, rubbish. 434 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:54,100 Royal proclamation number one. 435 00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,230 As long as you live in Mortville, 436 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,730 you must always consider me your God. 437 00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:07,490 And if you ever see me on the streets 438 00:31:07,650 --> 00:31:12,450 fall to your knees and shout, "I honor you, Queen Carlotta!" 439 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:15,790 Royal proclamation number two. 440 00:31:19,250 --> 00:31:22,590 You must live here in constant mortification, 441 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:27,760 solely existing to bring me and my tourists 442 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,510 moments of royal amusement. 443 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,470 I'm not responsible for your income, 444 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:37,220 your living conditions, or your personal happiness. 445 00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:41,980 Have I made myself perfectly clear? 446 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,900 Yes, Your Royal Majesty. 447 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:48,610 And you, Mrs. Gravel, murderess? 448 00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:51,740 You've made yourself quite clear. 449 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,570 Your... 450 00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:55,530 Your Royal Majesty. 451 00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:57,370 So be it! 452 00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:01,330 Lieutenant Williams, take them to our ugly expert 453 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:04,500 and give them a complete overhaul. 454 00:32:04,670 --> 00:32:07,460 And when you walk down the streets of Mortville, 455 00:32:07,630 --> 00:32:10,590 make sure you're dressed like what you really are. 456 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,590 Trash! 457 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,430 Remove them! 458 00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:16,890 Come on! We're through! 459 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:19,100 Up. Up on your feet! Come on! Out! 460 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,310 - Come on. - Let's go! 461 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,350 Out, out, out. 462 00:32:26,150 --> 00:32:30,530 Are my duties of discipline ever over, Lieutenant Wilson? 463 00:32:30,690 --> 00:32:32,530 Remove me from this contraption. 464 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:35,240 I honor you, Queen Carlotta. 465 00:32:35,410 --> 00:32:38,080 Yes, I know, I know. Get me into my royal cot 466 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,660 and be quick. 467 00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:43,000 Come on, come on. I haven't got all day. 468 00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:44,880 Come on. Hurry, hurry. 469 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,300 Come on. Yes. Come on... 470 00:32:48,460 --> 00:32:51,590 If it pleases the queen, Royal Security has reported 471 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,550 that the Princess Coo-Coo has returned to the castle. 472 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:58,140 She's been out all night again with that garbage man. 473 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,720 That child of mine will be the death of me yet. 474 00:33:00,890 --> 00:33:03,640 - Take me to her chambers. Be quick. - I honor you, Your Majesty. 475 00:33:03,810 --> 00:33:07,730 Come on, let's go. Get out of the way! Out of the way. Come on! 476 00:33:09,730 --> 00:33:12,400 Come on! Come on! Out of the way! 477 00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:15,030 Come on, get out of the way. Come on, hurry up. 478 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,330 - I honor you, Queen Carlotta. - Come on, be quick. Come on. 479 00:33:18,490 --> 00:33:21,700 All right, all right, get out of the way. Come on. 480 00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:23,370 Come on. Hurry. 481 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:30,800 I'll call you when I need you, Lieutenant Wilson. 482 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,460 I honor you, Your Majesty. 483 00:33:32,630 --> 00:33:34,800 Coo-Coo, I must have a little talk with you. 484 00:33:34,970 --> 00:33:37,470 Oh, leave me alone, Mummy. I've had a wonderful evening, 485 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,310 and I don't want it spoiled with your nosy nagging. 486 00:33:40,470 --> 00:33:43,350 A wonderful evening with a garbage man? 487 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,400 He's not a garbage man. He just helps pick up trash 488 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,810 at the nudist colony. 489 00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:50,070 I hardly think that a nudist janitor 490 00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:52,820 is the proper escort for a royal princess. 491 00:33:52,990 --> 00:33:55,530 I'm 38 years old and I can date who I please. 492 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,570 You have no right to order me around like one of your subjects. 493 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:03,790 You may not realize it, Coo-Coo but you have an awesome responsibility 494 00:34:03,950 --> 00:34:05,330 on your shoulders. 495 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:08,830 One day, all Mortville will be yours, 496 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,590 and you must learn to rule with dignity. 497 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,880 I don't want to be queen of anywhere. 498 00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:16,840 Mother, I want to marry Herbert! 499 00:34:17,010 --> 00:34:19,930 Herbert? Is that his name? 500 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,510 It's a beautiful name. 501 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,270 You would step down from your throne for the love of a mutant? 502 00:34:25,430 --> 00:34:27,060 But, Mummy, I love him. 503 00:34:27,230 --> 00:34:29,020 Well, I won't have it! 504 00:34:29,190 --> 00:34:32,230 I'm afraid I'm going to have to punish you, Coo-Coo. 505 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,490 You're forbidden to leave your room until your 40th birthday! 506 00:34:35,650 --> 00:34:37,150 I won't stay in this castle. 507 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,410 I love Herbert. I'm gonna marry him, and you won't stop me! 508 00:34:40,570 --> 00:34:43,410 Now you've given me another nosebleed! 509 00:34:44,330 --> 00:34:47,580 I hate this stupid town. Get out of here. Leave me in peace. 510 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:49,830 - Excuse me, Your Highness. - Take me to my bedroom 511 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,750 and lock Coo-Coo up for the night. 512 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,550 No, no, no, no, no! 513 00:34:56,300 --> 00:34:58,470 Come on. Hurry up, hurry up. 514 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,970 That daughter of mine is a delinquent. 515 00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:03,890 I'm gonna have to take drastic steps with her. 516 00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:06,140 I honor you, Queen Carlotta. 517 00:35:06,310 --> 00:35:08,440 Can you make it, Your Highness? 518 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,730 I suppose so. 519 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:15,280 I believe it's your night to service me, Lieutenant Wilson. 520 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,200 I'm always eager, Your Highness. 521 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,990 Oh, that love muscle. 522 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,320 Whip it out and show it hard. 523 00:35:22,490 --> 00:35:25,080 Oh, come on, daddy. 524 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,160 Fuck me, come on. 525 00:35:27,330 --> 00:35:29,000 Ooh! Glow, little inchworm. 526 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,250 Oh, look at those balls! 527 00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:34,630 Oh, daddy, come on. 528 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,880 Ooh! Look at that pout. Yeah! 529 00:35:38,050 --> 00:35:39,510 Ooh, come on. 530 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,510 Oh, come on, Lieutenant. I haven't got all night. 531 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,430 Come on. Oh, come on. 532 00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:52,440 Don't bother with the head. 533 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,900 The "V" of my crotch is what needs the attention. 534 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:57,030 But I can fuck like a bandit, Your Highness. 535 00:35:57,190 --> 00:35:59,400 Well, rob my safety deposit box then. 536 00:35:59,570 --> 00:36:01,610 Dig for gold, dig for gold. 537 00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:04,620 Oh, Your Highness. I'm entering... 538 00:36:04,780 --> 00:36:07,290 Go, daddy, go all night. Get it. 539 00:36:07,450 --> 00:36:11,420 Get it, get it, get it! 540 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:20,760 Pretty outfits. 541 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,260 Funny, is it? 542 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:28,350 Well, let me tell you, I wouldn't wear this outfit to a dog fight. 543 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,020 Maybe you two have resigned yourselves 544 00:36:31,190 --> 00:36:34,190 to a subhuman life in this slum of a town, 545 00:36:34,350 --> 00:36:37,230 but I, Peggy Gravel, have not. 546 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:41,110 You better hush up before Mole loses her temper and smacks you. 547 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,860 Just shut up, Peggy. 548 00:36:43,030 --> 00:36:44,780 No, I won't shut up. 549 00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:46,120 You shut up! 550 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,750 I'll tell you, my blue blood is about ready to boil. 551 00:36:49,910 --> 00:36:53,290 Hey! You listen to me, wacko. 552 00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:54,790 See this fist? 553 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:59,090 I'm about ready to use that hatchet-face of yours as a punching bag. 554 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:02,170 Now sit down and shut up! 555 00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:04,510 Mole's right, Peggy. 556 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,260 I am sick of listenin' to your bitchin'. 557 00:37:08,430 --> 00:37:12,850 The next time you feel a fit comin' on, go outside and bitch. 558 00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,940 Bitch at the air. Bitch at the trees. 559 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,940 But don't bitch at us. 560 00:37:19,110 --> 00:37:22,360 But bitching isn't relief if there's no one to hear it. 561 00:37:22,530 --> 00:37:25,070 Well, we can't all be your psychiatrist, honey. 562 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:27,490 We've got problems of our own. 563 00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:29,830 Well, why are you in Mortville? 564 00:37:29,990 --> 00:37:34,080 Oh, it's a long ugly story. 565 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:35,830 Go ahead, Muffy. Tell her. 566 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,670 Maybe she'd stop feeling sorry for herself. 567 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,260 I wasn't always like this. 568 00:37:41,420 --> 00:37:45,340 Oh, I mean, of course, I was always visually stunning. 569 00:37:45,510 --> 00:37:50,350 But I was married to a man, and I had a baby named Freddy. 570 00:37:50,510 --> 00:37:52,390 It was about two years ago, 571 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:57,150 and my husband and I were just returning from a cocktail party. 572 00:38:01,190 --> 00:38:03,110 Let me drive. 573 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:07,240 Get off, I can drive. Always trying to boss me around. 574 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:10,990 - You're drunk, as per usual. - Ah! 575 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,500 Every time we step out of the house, you get dead drunk. 576 00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:18,040 When you're married to a nag, a man's gotta drink. 577 00:38:18,210 --> 00:38:20,880 First I have to be mortified in front of our friends. 578 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,550 Now I have to be mortified in front of the babysitter. 579 00:38:23,710 --> 00:38:25,800 I suppose I'll have to drive her home. 580 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,180 I'll take her. 581 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:29,800 Yeah, you'll take her straight to the graveyard. 582 00:38:29,970 --> 00:38:32,720 - Ah! Get off, I'll take her. - Let me drive. 583 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,810 Check it out. 584 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,410 This motherfucker is having a little party. 585 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,530 What are you doing here? 586 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,120 What are you doing here? 587 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:58,290 What is this? 588 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,500 What's going on in here? Who are you? Get out of my house. 589 00:39:04,670 --> 00:39:08,590 Where's my baby? Where's my... 590 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,890 What's going on here? 591 00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:15,520 - My Freddy! - Get out of my liquor, punks! 592 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,890 Oh, Freddy. 593 00:39:19,850 --> 00:39:24,690 Oh, my God. He's gone. 594 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,490 Oh, my God. 595 00:39:29,650 --> 00:39:31,950 What have you done with my baby? 596 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,740 I don't know, I'm trippin'. 597 00:39:33,910 --> 00:39:37,330 - Trippin'? Where's Freddy? - I think I put him in the kitchen. 598 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,670 The kitchen? Oh, Freddy, Freddy. 599 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:47,840 Oh, Freddy, Freddy. 600 00:39:48,010 --> 00:39:49,630 Little Freddy. 601 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,510 - Oh. Oh, baby. - Hey, got any downers? 602 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,760 My baby. 603 00:39:53,930 --> 00:39:56,810 You little tramp. My baby was in the refrigerator. 604 00:39:56,970 --> 00:39:59,140 So don't pay me. Don't pay me, then. 605 00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:01,810 Don't pay you? You little snip. 606 00:40:01,980 --> 00:40:03,440 Oh, that's all right. 607 00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:08,150 Ah! 608 00:40:11,150 --> 00:40:13,780 Come on, bitch. Eat some dog food. 609 00:40:13,950 --> 00:40:15,370 No. 610 00:40:15,530 --> 00:40:18,620 Eat it! Eat it. 611 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,290 Eat it, you bitch. 612 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:25,040 Put my baby in the refrigerator. Eat it. 613 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,760 Murderer. 614 00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:35,640 Oh, good Christ. 615 00:40:36,430 --> 00:40:37,850 Are you crazy? 616 00:40:38,010 --> 00:40:39,520 Are you trying to kill her? 617 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,190 Get your stinkin' liquor breath out of my face, you drunken... 618 00:40:43,350 --> 00:40:45,230 Ah. Oh-ho-ho. 619 00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:58,990 You... 620 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,790 You crazy woman, you crazy... 621 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,170 Open this window. 622 00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:07,590 You crazy woman, you should be in a mental hospital. 623 00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:11,260 You pissy-ass drunk! Get away from me. Take your ass to AA. 624 00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:13,220 Get out of here, you slob. 625 00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:15,890 Get out of here, don't touch me. 626 00:41:22,140 --> 00:41:24,140 I'm sorry. 627 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,960 I've never seen my baby again. 628 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,340 The press still calls me "The Dog Food Murderess." 629 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:54,590 I can never go back. I couldn't bear the shame. 630 00:41:56,510 --> 00:41:58,760 And you, Mole, what happened to you? 631 00:41:58,930 --> 00:42:03,020 Well, I've been in Mortville for ten long years, 632 00:42:03,180 --> 00:42:08,020 and I'll tell ya, it isn't very pretty what a town without pity can do. 633 00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:11,230 What brought me here was a championship wrestlin' match. 634 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,570 It was back in 1966. 635 00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:18,110 And I was fightin' under the name of Rastlin' Rita. 636 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:22,700 My challenger was Big Jimmy Dong, the Human Blockhead. 637 00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:30,630 Welcome to Ringside Arena. 638 00:42:30,790 --> 00:42:33,510 Tonight's main event 639 00:42:33,670 --> 00:42:37,630 featuring, Big Jimmy Dong, 640 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,680 The Human Blockhead. 641 00:42:56,530 --> 00:42:59,280 And in the opposite corner, 642 00:42:59,450 --> 00:43:03,490 his opponent, Rastlin' Rita. 643 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,380 Fuck you! 644 00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:06,320 That ended my professional rastlin' career, 645 00:45:06,490 --> 00:45:08,030 and I've been here ever since 646 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:12,160 sittin' in my own stink and tryin' to figure a way out. 647 00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:15,460 But our luck's gonna be changin'. Right, Muff? 648 00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:18,380 Right, Mole. We're gonna win that lottery. 649 00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:21,460 I believe that was our lottery ticket. 650 00:45:21,630 --> 00:45:25,140 It was yours, but you rented a room, asswipe. 651 00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:27,050 That ticket's mine now. 652 00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:29,060 Well, you better give us our share. 653 00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:31,770 We need money. We're not trash like you. 654 00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:34,020 We're not used to this low-class life. 655 00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:37,360 I'll wipe the floor with you. 656 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,280 Break it up. Break it up. 657 00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:43,360 Rip her head right off. 658 00:45:43,530 --> 00:45:46,780 Those lottery tickets ain't no good no way. 659 00:45:46,950 --> 00:45:48,990 The odds are a million to one. 660 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,750 Don't say that. You'll hex our good luck. 661 00:45:51,910 --> 00:45:55,920 I'm warnin' you both. You better stay out of my way. 662 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,750 'Cause when old Mole gets mean 663 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,260 there's no tellin' what she'll do. 664 00:46:02,420 --> 00:46:04,380 Peggy, I think it's time for bed now. 665 00:46:04,550 --> 00:46:06,180 We both need a good night's sleep. 666 00:46:06,340 --> 00:46:08,300 Oh, I'll sleep, all right. 667 00:46:08,470 --> 00:46:11,680 Maybe in my dreams, I can forget about this rotten little town 668 00:46:11,850 --> 00:46:14,060 and its disgusting population. 669 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:18,350 As far as I'm concerned, you two belong in Mortville. 670 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:19,980 Oh! 671 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,880 Oh, those bosoms drive me berserk, baby. 672 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:44,010 Oh! Oh! 673 00:46:57,100 --> 00:47:00,020 That was an uh-uh! 674 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,700 Peggy. Oh, Peggy. 675 00:47:11,530 --> 00:47:13,370 Go, Peggy, go! 676 00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:15,120 Get it, Peggy. Get it! 677 00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:17,620 Get it! Oh! Oh, Peggy. 678 00:47:17,790 --> 00:47:20,210 Grizelda, it's so unnatural. 679 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:22,090 Oh, get it! Just get it, Peggy! 680 00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:24,050 But I don't know how. 681 00:47:24,210 --> 00:47:26,510 Oh! Just eat it, Peggy. Eat it, eat it! 682 00:47:26,670 --> 00:47:30,010 - If it's good enough for Gertrude Stein. - Eat it! Eat it, Peggy! 683 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:32,010 Ooh! Ah, ah. 684 00:47:44,190 --> 00:47:46,480 Wake up! Wake up! 685 00:47:46,650 --> 00:47:49,610 Come, let's go! 686 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:53,320 Let's go! Let's go! 687 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,500 - Come on, let's go! - Get out of bed! 688 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:03,000 Come on! 689 00:48:04,250 --> 00:48:07,260 What the fuck is that now? 690 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,260 - Come on, wake up. - Royal proclamation. 691 00:48:16,430 --> 00:48:19,930 All residents must read the royal proclamation. 692 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:22,980 Here, stupid. 693 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:32,280 Huh? You won't believe this, Muffy. 694 00:48:32,450 --> 00:48:35,410 That cow has gone too far this time. 695 00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:37,120 Listen to this shit. 696 00:48:37,290 --> 00:48:38,910 "Royal proclamation. 697 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,920 Queen Carlotta has proclaimed today as Backwards Day. 698 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,460 All residents must wear their clothes backwards 699 00:48:45,630 --> 00:48:47,500 and walk backwards at all times. 700 00:48:47,670 --> 00:48:49,920 Anyone who fails to perform for the tourists 701 00:48:50,090 --> 00:48:52,430 will be immediately executed." 702 00:48:52,590 --> 00:48:56,970 Oh, God! You mean, we have to walk around backwards all day? 703 00:48:57,140 --> 00:48:58,970 Looks that way, Muffy. 704 00:48:59,140 --> 00:49:02,310 Oh, and on empty stomach yet. 705 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,360 Mole, I'm starving to death. 706 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,770 Hmm, ditto, doll face. 707 00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:15,990 The cupboard's bare, Muffy. 708 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:20,660 Oh, it ain't right to wake up hearin' your own stomach growlin'. 709 00:49:20,830 --> 00:49:23,830 I guess we'll just have to wait for the food dump. 710 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,170 Everywhere I look's a big nothing. 711 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:29,590 I'd eat anything. 712 00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:34,300 I know, Mole. I'm so hungry I could eat cancer. 713 00:49:35,510 --> 00:49:38,300 Isn't this a godsend? 714 00:49:38,470 --> 00:49:41,390 Pussy brought daddy some breakfast. 715 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:45,100 I hope those other two aren't expecting a continental breakfast. 716 00:49:45,270 --> 00:49:49,020 'Cause old Mole's gonna chomp this down 717 00:49:49,190 --> 00:49:52,610 in one big bite. 718 00:49:56,610 --> 00:50:00,200 Whoa. Ooh, look, marshmallow. 719 00:50:00,370 --> 00:50:01,830 Oh, that looks good. 720 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:07,130 Mmm, and Cheez-Its for my little tummy. 721 00:50:07,290 --> 00:50:08,630 Mmm. 722 00:50:08,790 --> 00:50:12,300 Mmm, this is so-- It's so good. Mmm. 723 00:50:16,630 --> 00:50:19,350 Well, good morning, little birdy. 724 00:50:19,510 --> 00:50:21,640 You're a cute little fella. 725 00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:23,890 Want some pizza? 726 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:27,350 I bet you're hungry. 727 00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,520 Yes, birdy, birdy, birdy. 728 00:50:30,690 --> 00:50:32,940 I bet you flew all the way to Mortville 729 00:50:33,110 --> 00:50:36,150 just to see Backwards Day, didn't you? 730 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,320 Well, you flew into the right window 731 00:50:38,490 --> 00:50:41,450 'cause I'm your Queen. 732 00:50:41,620 --> 00:50:43,240 Yeah. 733 00:50:43,410 --> 00:50:46,330 Excuse me, Your Highness, but Princess Coo-Coo has just escaped 734 00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:48,040 from her royal bedroom. 735 00:50:48,210 --> 00:50:49,630 She what? 736 00:50:49,790 --> 00:50:54,050 That little M.F. Come on and get me into my cot. 737 00:50:54,210 --> 00:50:57,550 - Be quick, too. Come on. - I honor you, Your Majesty. 738 00:50:58,630 --> 00:51:01,300 Come on, you goons. Come on. 739 00:51:01,470 --> 00:51:03,770 Get me into that cot. 740 00:51:03,930 --> 00:51:06,730 Come on. Let's hurry, let's hurry. 741 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,440 Come on. Let's go, let's go. 742 00:51:11,610 --> 00:51:14,230 Come on, come on. 743 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,650 Come on, you big ape. Hurry up, hurry up. 744 00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:19,990 Come on. 745 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,740 Why, that ungrateful little whippersnapper. 746 00:51:23,910 --> 00:51:26,620 She escaped by shimmying down this rope of sheets. 747 00:51:26,790 --> 00:51:28,540 On Backwards Day yet? 748 00:51:28,710 --> 00:51:33,630 I want you morons to find her and as for that garbage man, 749 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,460 I want him shot on sight. 750 00:51:36,630 --> 00:51:39,300 Damn that hellcat of a daughter of mine. 751 00:51:39,470 --> 00:51:43,010 That good-for-nothing, simple-minded scallywag. 752 00:51:43,180 --> 00:51:44,970 Damn, damn, damn it. 753 00:51:46,930 --> 00:51:48,980 Oh, Christ. 754 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,150 - Ooh. - Pardon me. 755 00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:55,440 - Watch it, clown. - Sorry. 756 00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:01,910 Hi, Mr. Paul. 757 00:52:02,070 --> 00:52:04,030 Hi, doll face! 758 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,910 This Backwards Day's a lot of shit, ain't it? 759 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,460 Sure is, Mr. Paul. It sure is. 760 00:52:09,620 --> 00:52:11,500 Can we come? 761 00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:13,710 Oh, fuck. 762 00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:18,090 Wait, wait! 763 00:52:19,090 --> 00:52:20,800 Wait for us! 764 00:52:26,430 --> 00:52:28,890 Come on. 765 00:52:29,060 --> 00:52:32,060 Sorry, nudists only. No tourists. 766 00:52:32,230 --> 00:52:35,480 Shina, it's me Muffy. 767 00:52:35,650 --> 00:52:39,940 Well, why didn't you say it was the most beautiful woman in Mortville? 768 00:52:40,110 --> 00:52:43,070 - Hi, Shina. - Hey, Mr. Mole. 769 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:45,740 This is Grizelda and Peggy. 770 00:52:45,910 --> 00:52:46,950 They're new in Mortville. 771 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,540 It's nice to meet you. 772 00:52:48,700 --> 00:52:50,540 Shina, you got today's paper around? 773 00:52:50,710 --> 00:52:52,540 We wanna see if we won the Maryland lottery. 774 00:52:52,710 --> 00:52:54,880 You know newspapers are contraband. 775 00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:56,670 But I sure hope you do win. 776 00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,960 This town could stand a little glamor. 777 00:52:59,130 --> 00:53:00,970 I tell you, I'm gettin' fed up. 778 00:53:01,130 --> 00:53:02,630 We're all fed up, Shina. 779 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,140 At least you don't have to participate in Backwards Day. 780 00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:07,720 I know, I'm surprised the Queen didn't order me 781 00:53:07,890 --> 00:53:09,640 to wear my vagina backwards. 782 00:53:12,020 --> 00:53:15,310 Excuse me, but I must see Herbert. Herbert, my love. 783 00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:17,610 - I honor you, Princess Coo-Coo. - I honor you. 784 00:53:17,770 --> 00:53:19,190 Oh, you don't have to do that. 785 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,650 I'm not like my mother. I'm a normal person. 786 00:53:21,820 --> 00:53:24,320 Come on, now. Get up. Please, get up. 787 00:53:24,490 --> 00:53:27,530 Herbert's out there searchin' for garbage as usual, Princess Coo-Coo. 788 00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:30,950 But I tell you, if you two are havin' an affair, be careful. 789 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,040 That Queen will cut off your ears. 790 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,540 Let her do it. Herbert doesn't care if I have ears. 791 00:53:35,710 --> 00:53:37,920 He only cares about my mind. 792 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,800 - Herbert. - Coo-Coo, Coo-Coo. 793 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:46,180 Oh, Coo. I worship the ground you walk on. 794 00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:49,560 I couldn't keep my mind on my work all mornin'. 795 00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:53,600 Every piece of trash I had to pick up reminded me of you. 796 00:53:53,770 --> 00:53:58,310 An old candy wrapper made me think of how sweet you are. 797 00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:02,690 A snotty Kleenex made me realize how much I'd cry 798 00:54:02,860 --> 00:54:04,820 if we ever had to part. 799 00:54:04,990 --> 00:54:08,870 An old rubber made me think of all the nights of Eros 800 00:54:09,030 --> 00:54:10,990 we have before us. 801 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,700 I love you, Coo-Coo. 802 00:54:12,870 --> 00:54:13,910 Oh, Herbert. 803 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,540 I masturbated 14 times last night just thinkin' of you. 804 00:54:17,710 --> 00:54:19,380 And when I finally did fall asleep 805 00:54:19,540 --> 00:54:21,710 my dreams were not exactly dry. 806 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:25,680 Take me now, Herbert. Take me in front of the whole town. 807 00:54:28,470 --> 00:54:30,720 Oh, my God. 808 00:54:30,890 --> 00:54:32,310 Oh, no, no. 809 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:36,310 Oh, Jesus Christ. 810 00:54:38,150 --> 00:54:41,900 Oh, no. What hell lays in store for us now? 811 00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:44,650 I don't know, Peggy. Just keep up with Mole. 812 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,010 How do you like that, mister? 813 00:55:20,980 --> 00:55:24,150 Get him, girl. Yay! 814 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,360 What kind of a bar is this? 815 00:55:26,530 --> 00:55:28,860 Who asked you to sit with us, anyway? 816 00:55:29,030 --> 00:55:30,820 Well, I have to use the ladies' room. 817 00:55:30,990 --> 00:55:34,790 - The piss hole's out back. - I'll save your seat, lover. 818 00:55:40,460 --> 00:55:42,420 - Oh! Oh, no! - Over here, baby. 819 00:55:42,590 --> 00:55:45,760 - Sit on my face. - Stop it. No! Oh, God, no! 820 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,800 - Sit on my face over here. - No, Stop. Leave me alone. 821 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:55,510 - Oh, lookin' for some action? - Oh, no. 822 00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,350 - Come on. - No, leave me alone. 823 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,270 - Come on. - Leave me alone. Just leave me alone. 824 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,020 - Come on. - No, go away! Leave me alone. 825 00:56:03,190 --> 00:56:05,730 - We'll have a good time. - No! Leave me alone, stop! 826 00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:09,530 Stop, stop. Oh, God, no! 827 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,700 - Come on. I wanna see this... - Leave me alone. Go away! 828 00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:14,870 - Leave me alone. - Freak. 829 00:56:15,030 --> 00:56:19,870 Oh! Please, just go away. Just go away. 830 00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:27,590 Oh, God. Oh, please just go away. Just leave me alone. 831 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,470 Just leave me alone, please. 832 00:56:29,630 --> 00:56:31,340 Just leave me alone. 833 00:56:35,470 --> 00:56:38,220 Oh, God. No, no. 834 00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:46,400 Flipper, yay! 835 00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:49,150 Oh, God, get off. 836 00:56:51,780 --> 00:56:53,570 I'm not trying to be rude, really, 837 00:56:53,740 --> 00:56:55,910 but I can't stay in here any longer. 838 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,080 Oh, what's the matter? Don't you like fun? 839 00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:00,750 This is not my idea of fun. 840 00:57:00,910 --> 00:57:03,040 Grizelda, please walk me back to the house. 841 00:57:03,210 --> 00:57:04,670 Oh, loosen up a bit. 842 00:57:04,830 --> 00:57:07,420 I have no desire to be a loose person, 843 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:10,170 and you should stop drinking before you get dead drunk. 844 00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:13,050 Oh, come on. I'll walk you back. 845 00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:15,180 I don't get you, Peggy. 846 00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:19,850 Yeah, you leech onto us, and then all you do is complain. 847 00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:22,560 Let the little babies go home. 848 00:57:22,730 --> 00:57:24,310 Boy, if you don't like this bar 849 00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:27,520 there is really something wrong with you. 850 00:57:27,690 --> 00:57:30,190 - Kill him, Flip. Yeah! - Get him, Flip. 851 00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,650 Come on! Whoo! 852 00:57:42,830 --> 00:57:44,250 Get him, Flipper. 853 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,510 Hit him. Come on, you guys. 854 00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:06,270 Bye-bye, sweetie. 855 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:09,980 See you next Tuesday. Same time, same place. 856 00:58:10,150 --> 00:58:11,360 Bye! 857 00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:14,700 Whoo. 858 00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:18,120 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 859 00:58:22,450 --> 00:58:24,830 You lazy bitch. 860 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:29,630 I'm out workin' my tail off all day, and you're in there fuckin' midgets. 861 00:58:29,790 --> 00:58:31,250 Isn't that the pits? 862 00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:33,300 Oh, Flipper, now. Don't start that shit. 863 00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:35,050 She's just an old friend of mine. 864 00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:36,880 Hey, come on, now. Get in here. Come on! 865 00:58:37,050 --> 00:58:39,260 Old friend, my ass. 866 00:58:39,430 --> 00:58:43,640 You've turned my apartment into your own private passion pit, haven't you? 867 00:58:43,810 --> 00:58:45,560 Hey, you better cram it, Flipper. 868 00:58:45,730 --> 00:58:47,020 Not in front of company. 869 00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:49,270 Sorry if we interrupted anything. 870 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,360 You didn't interrupt anything, Mole. 871 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,320 Flipper's so jealous, she thinks the toilets 872 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,320 I sit on is her competition. 873 00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:57,860 - What can I do for ya? - Tryin' to find today's paper. 874 00:58:58,030 --> 00:59:00,990 - You got one, Shotsie? - Yeah, I got one around here somewhere. 875 00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:02,700 Just wait a minute here. 876 00:59:04,250 --> 00:59:06,370 Hey, all right. Here you go. 877 00:59:11,340 --> 00:59:13,000 - There it is. - Oh, here it is. 878 00:59:13,170 --> 00:59:16,090 "Maryland lottery listings." Here they are. 879 00:59:16,260 --> 00:59:20,840 "08555321." 880 00:59:21,010 --> 00:59:22,850 We did it, Muffy. 881 00:59:23,010 --> 00:59:25,680 - We're rich. - I want my own chauffeur. 882 00:59:25,850 --> 00:59:29,600 - We won $1,000. - Thank you, ladies. Thank you, God. 883 00:59:29,770 --> 00:59:31,770 Shut up, Muffy. Shut up. 884 00:59:33,770 --> 00:59:35,940 Look at all those dummies. 885 00:59:36,110 --> 00:59:38,110 Come on, you apes, hurry up. 886 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,360 Hurry up. 887 00:59:39,530 --> 00:59:41,740 Come on, let's be quick. 888 00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,040 Look at those dummies. 889 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:48,540 - Gimme that. It's mine. - It's mine. 890 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,420 Attention, attention. 891 00:59:54,590 --> 00:59:58,470 The Honorable Queen Carlotta of Mortville. 892 00:59:58,630 --> 01:00:02,930 We honor you, Queen Carlotta. Hail Queen Carlotta. 893 01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:05,970 Hail Queen Carlotta. 894 01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:11,270 Out of my way. Come on. Come on. 895 01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:17,940 Hey, morons, you got your clothes on backwards. 896 01:00:20,780 --> 01:00:23,240 Oh, gosh. This is fun. 897 01:00:23,410 --> 01:00:25,450 Hi, stupid. 898 01:00:25,620 --> 01:00:28,830 Hi, ugly. 899 01:00:29,580 --> 01:00:31,750 Ooh... ew. 900 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,210 That senile old cunt. 901 01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:38,550 I wish I had a rifle with a telescopic lens on it. 902 01:00:38,710 --> 01:00:41,010 I'd help you pull the trigger, Mole. 903 01:00:41,180 --> 01:00:43,720 Squeaky Fromme, where are you when we need you? 904 01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:47,060 I can't resist. 905 01:00:47,220 --> 01:00:52,810 That hog face is too much of a moving target to ignore. 906 01:00:54,940 --> 01:00:57,690 God damn it. Who threw that? 907 01:00:57,860 --> 01:00:59,530 God damn it. 908 01:00:59,690 --> 01:01:02,450 Oh, Herbert. We're safe now. 909 01:01:02,610 --> 01:01:05,030 I'm sorry I had to drag you all that way, 910 01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:08,370 but those silly nudists wanted to bury you. 911 01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,870 Oh, I love you too, my darling. 912 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:14,670 Mother can't hurt us now. 913 01:01:14,830 --> 01:01:16,840 We'll get married tonight. 914 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:22,550 Oh, you don't look so well. I hope you perk up for our honeymoon. 915 01:01:25,340 --> 01:01:27,850 What the hell is this? 916 01:01:28,010 --> 01:01:30,520 Oh, I'm sorry. I know it's rude to bring my lover here, 917 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,520 especially since I don't even know you. 918 01:01:32,690 --> 01:01:35,520 But my mother's army's trying to kill my Herbert. 919 01:01:35,690 --> 01:01:39,190 Young woman, that man is already dead. 920 01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,320 No, he's not. He's just asleep. 921 01:01:41,490 --> 01:01:44,780 Aren't you, Herbert? Say hi to the nice ladies. 922 01:01:44,950 --> 01:01:49,080 You'd better get your lily-white ass out of here before we all get shot. 923 01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:51,790 Please don't kick me out. Those soldiers are looking for me. 924 01:01:51,950 --> 01:01:54,790 My mother'll lock me up in the castle if she finds me. 925 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,750 You obviously belong in a mental hospital. 926 01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:01,420 Oh, look who's callin' the kettle black. 927 01:02:01,590 --> 01:02:04,430 She's just upset. Now be easy on her. 928 01:02:04,590 --> 01:02:06,260 I will not! 929 01:02:06,430 --> 01:02:10,720 I don't want some renegade necrophile princess as my roommate. 930 01:02:10,890 --> 01:02:13,140 It's just for a few days. 931 01:02:13,310 --> 01:02:15,850 Don't be so selfish. 932 01:02:16,020 --> 01:02:19,570 Selfish? I'll show you selfish. 933 01:02:19,730 --> 01:02:21,280 Get out of here, mongoloid! 934 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:24,450 Take that stinking corpse of a boyfriend with you. 935 01:02:24,610 --> 01:02:28,320 Oh, Herbert, this lady's being so mean to me. 936 01:02:28,490 --> 01:02:30,080 Don't cry, princess. 937 01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:32,580 I'll try and help you some way. 938 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:40,670 There, there. Everything's gonna be all right. 939 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:44,170 Go ahead. Feel her up. Just like you did to me. 940 01:02:44,340 --> 01:02:46,720 Find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em! 941 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:50,050 Is that your new motto? 942 01:02:50,220 --> 01:02:53,140 Zip that gaping hole of a mouth up, Peggy, 943 01:02:53,310 --> 01:02:56,310 before I plug it up with my fist. 944 01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:02,480 You're just like all the rest of the common dykes in this town. 945 01:03:02,650 --> 01:03:04,860 What the hell do you mean, dyke? 946 01:03:05,030 --> 01:03:07,860 A fat dyke! Fat dyke! 947 01:03:08,030 --> 01:03:11,830 Help, police! The princess is in my house! 948 01:03:11,990 --> 01:03:15,500 You're under arrest by order of Her Highness the Queen Carlotta. 949 01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,120 Okay, this is... 950 01:03:18,290 --> 01:03:21,290 Out! 951 01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:24,460 What's going on in here? 952 01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:36,520 Ah! 953 01:03:39,810 --> 01:03:41,520 What's happening here? 954 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:07,760 Oh, God. 955 01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:10,010 Come on, you little bitch. 956 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:11,760 - Get out of there. - Get up. 957 01:04:11,930 --> 01:04:14,260 Your mother's waiting to see you. 958 01:04:14,430 --> 01:04:16,270 Oh, Herbert. 959 01:04:17,180 --> 01:04:18,640 Come on. 960 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:29,860 Those snotty bitches got a lot of nerve wrecking our guest house. 961 01:04:30,030 --> 01:04:33,450 I knew I should've gotten a security deposit from those assholes. 962 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:38,290 Yeah. You let riffraff in and they bring the neighborhood down every time. 963 01:04:38,450 --> 01:04:40,660 Look, baby, I got to get my ass into Baltimore 964 01:04:40,830 --> 01:04:43,580 to claim our money and do some shoppin'. 965 01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:45,420 Will you be all right while I'm gone? 966 01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:48,840 Oh, sure. I'll be fine, but you be careful. 967 01:04:49,010 --> 01:04:53,550 All right, then. Lock those doors, and don't fuck any men. 968 01:04:56,260 --> 01:05:00,770 Go, go! Go, take it off. Let's see some ass. 969 01:05:00,930 --> 01:05:04,400 Oh. Oh. Oh. Strip faster! 970 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:08,610 Let's see some private areas. Yeah. Yeah. 971 01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:12,400 Oh, I see London. Oh, I see France. 972 01:05:12,570 --> 01:05:15,280 Oh, spread those legs, baby! 973 01:05:15,910 --> 01:05:19,240 Oh, yessiree. A Hollywood love. 974 01:05:19,410 --> 01:05:22,750 Come on. That love muscle, I want to see it. 975 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,290 Oh. 976 01:05:25,460 --> 01:05:28,050 Come on over here with that thing. 977 01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:34,010 You're a wicked little boy. 978 01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:36,800 Gettin' me all heated up, aren't you? 979 01:05:36,970 --> 01:05:40,140 I'm gonna have to give you a spankin'. 980 01:05:40,310 --> 01:05:42,810 I've been a bad little boy, haven't I, Your Highness? 981 01:05:42,980 --> 01:05:44,850 You certainly have, Grogan. 982 01:05:45,020 --> 01:05:47,150 Now, get up here with that behind. 983 01:05:47,310 --> 01:05:50,610 Come on, over my knee, you little bastard! 984 01:05:51,690 --> 01:05:54,400 This'll teach you to arouse royalty. 985 01:05:54,570 --> 01:05:58,370 Harder. Harder. 986 01:06:04,370 --> 01:06:08,340 - May I get up, Your Majesty? - Yes, get up, stupid. 987 01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:12,130 I hope you didn't leave no pecker tracks on my gown. 988 01:06:12,300 --> 01:06:14,090 May I get dressed, Your Majesty? 989 01:06:14,260 --> 01:06:16,220 Yes, please do. 990 01:06:16,390 --> 01:06:20,560 Your body has a certain odor about it that always annoys me! 991 01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:25,190 - An odor, Your Majesty? - Yes, a wretched stench. 992 01:06:25,350 --> 01:06:29,980 - I wash daily, Your Majesty. - Well, wash harder in the future. 993 01:06:30,150 --> 01:06:35,450 There is a noticeable odor zone somewhere on your body, 994 01:06:35,610 --> 01:06:38,160 and I'd appreciate it if you could locate it 995 01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:39,780 and deodorize it. 996 01:06:39,950 --> 01:06:42,240 I'll try and correct it, Your Majesty. 997 01:06:42,410 --> 01:06:46,040 Oh, we can't all be perfect, Lieutenant Grogan. 998 01:06:46,210 --> 01:06:48,880 Come on over here and sit besides my feet. 999 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:51,210 I honor you, Queen Carlotta. 1000 01:06:52,340 --> 01:06:57,260 You honor me, but certain commoners in this town obviously don't. 1001 01:06:57,430 --> 01:07:00,640 Someone threw a mudball at me today. 1002 01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:06,890 If only I had a little pink button to push that could wipe out this town. 1003 01:07:07,060 --> 01:07:11,520 Tell me, is it possible to get me a hydrogen bomb? 1004 01:07:11,690 --> 01:07:13,400 I doubt it, Your Majesty. 1005 01:07:13,570 --> 01:07:17,360 How about germ warfare? Do you know anything about that? 1006 01:07:17,530 --> 01:07:20,200 You mean poisoning the population? 1007 01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:23,080 Yes, that sounds like a fun project. 1008 01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:28,790 How about rabies? Could we spread that disease inexpensively? 1009 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:30,790 I think so, Your Majesty. 1010 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:34,710 All we need is some rabid bat pus to make a serum. 1011 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:37,010 Fine! Let's try it. 1012 01:07:37,170 --> 01:07:42,100 Rabid bat pus, and let's put in a little rat piss for good luck. 1013 01:07:42,260 --> 01:07:44,060 You're a genius, Your Majesty. 1014 01:07:44,220 --> 01:07:47,020 I know. I know. 1015 01:07:47,770 --> 01:07:51,770 You let me out of here, Mummy! You murderess! You rat! 1016 01:07:51,940 --> 01:07:54,610 - Shut up. - Stinking fascist slug! 1017 01:07:59,990 --> 01:08:02,160 Swine. 1018 01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:04,240 Quiet with the crying. 1019 01:08:04,410 --> 01:08:07,120 Your Majesty, Herbert the garbage man is dead. 1020 01:08:07,290 --> 01:08:09,460 And thanks to this noble peasant woman, 1021 01:08:09,620 --> 01:08:12,880 we have captured Coo-Coo and returned her to the castle. 1022 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:16,170 Release the prisoners! 1023 01:08:16,340 --> 01:08:19,970 Oh, thank you, Your Wonderful Majesty. 1024 01:08:20,130 --> 01:08:22,640 You bilious ball of blubber. 1025 01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:24,720 You rotten, stinking... 1026 01:08:25,430 --> 01:08:29,730 - Come on, get back here! - That's the last straw, Coo-Coo! 1027 01:08:29,890 --> 01:08:31,520 I hereby proclaim-- 1028 01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:35,070 Oh, shut up. 1029 01:08:35,230 --> 01:08:40,650 I hereby proclaim that you are no longer the Princess of Mortville. 1030 01:08:40,820 --> 01:08:43,370 You'll be gang-raped by my soldiers, 1031 01:08:43,530 --> 01:08:46,990 injected with rabies, and exiled to the streets 1032 01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:50,080 of Mortville where you belong. 1033 01:08:50,250 --> 01:08:53,170 I consider that an honor, Your Royal Hogness, 1034 01:08:53,330 --> 01:08:57,170 to once and for all be freed from this mockery of a monarchy. 1035 01:08:57,340 --> 01:09:00,720 I will never live down the shame of my inherited name, 1036 01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:05,300 but I will do my best to see that you topple from the throne. 1037 01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:09,060 Seize her and fuck her! 1038 01:09:09,220 --> 01:09:12,560 Yeah. 1039 01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:24,360 That was a courageous decision, Your Majesty. 1040 01:09:24,530 --> 01:09:27,490 You may stand, Mrs. Gravel. 1041 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:34,250 I appreciate your help in capturing my daughter. 1042 01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:38,590 Loyalty to the Queen sometimes results in rewards. 1043 01:09:38,750 --> 01:09:42,130 Let me be the new princess, Your Majesty. 1044 01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:46,260 I have seen the human trash of Mortville, 1045 01:09:46,430 --> 01:09:49,890 and I share your contempt for this town. 1046 01:09:50,060 --> 01:09:53,350 My subjects are beneath contempt, Mrs. Gravel. 1047 01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:56,020 Dealing with the poor people is a waste of time. 1048 01:09:56,190 --> 01:09:59,230 Only the rich should be allowed to live. 1049 01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,780 I like your politics, Mrs. Gravel. 1050 01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:05,160 And to tell the truth, I need a woman like yourself 1051 01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:07,620 to follow in my footsteps. 1052 01:10:07,780 --> 01:10:11,200 If you looked all over this land, Your Majesty, 1053 01:10:11,370 --> 01:10:15,080 I doubt you'd find a woman as vicious as I. 1054 01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:17,420 We'll give you a trial run. 1055 01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:22,380 Your first duty will be to help my soldiers spread rabies 1056 01:10:22,550 --> 01:10:24,380 to everyone in town. 1057 01:10:24,550 --> 01:10:27,050 Do you think you can handle that? 1058 01:10:27,220 --> 01:10:29,800 Oh, yes, Your Majesty. 1059 01:10:29,970 --> 01:10:35,850 And I know just the person I want to give it to first. 1060 01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:25,240 Dr. Robbie Singer. Dr. Robbie Singer. 1061 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:28,360 Dr. Kate Purcell, Dr. Purcell... 1062 01:11:45,090 --> 01:11:49,300 - May I help you? - Yeah, I want a sex change. 1063 01:11:50,140 --> 01:11:52,100 Step over here, please. 1064 01:11:52,260 --> 01:11:53,720 Hey, look. I'm in a rush. 1065 01:11:53,890 --> 01:11:58,440 So I'd appreciate it if you took me before these other turkeys. 1066 01:11:59,060 --> 01:12:01,190 Do you have an appointment? 1067 01:12:01,350 --> 01:12:03,190 No, I don't. 1068 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:07,150 I'm sorry, but we don't see anyone here without an appointment. 1069 01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:10,450 Well, you do now, Nurse Nancy. 1070 01:12:10,610 --> 01:12:12,910 Come on, bitch! Cut these tits off! 1071 01:12:13,070 --> 01:12:15,990 I'm only the nurse! The doctor is not in. 1072 01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:19,500 Like hell he isn't! 1073 01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:26,340 Sorry, Dr. Freedman. 1074 01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:30,840 Come on, quack. I want the sex change, and I want it now. 1075 01:12:31,010 --> 01:12:34,300 Why, Madam, the sex change is a long, complicated process. 1076 01:12:34,470 --> 01:12:36,640 - We just can't-- - Just give me the basics, 1077 01:12:36,810 --> 01:12:38,480 or I'll cut her head off. 1078 01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:41,310 Look, why don't you just fill out the necessary forms 1079 01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:43,360 - and we'll see if-- - Cut the sermon 1080 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,020 and give me my wang! 1081 01:12:45,190 --> 01:12:48,110 I want a wang, and I want it now. 1082 01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:50,740 I can only do so much under the circumstances. 1083 01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:52,610 If you don't give me the sex change, 1084 01:12:52,780 --> 01:12:57,240 I'll cut off your peter and sew it on me, myself! 1085 01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:03,880 I'll see what I can do, Madam. 1086 01:13:05,790 --> 01:13:08,090 Hi, big boys. 1087 01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:12,050 I'll bet you didn't know that mommy won the Maryland lottery. 1088 01:13:12,220 --> 01:13:13,430 Yes! 1089 01:13:13,590 --> 01:13:18,060 I'm gonna be buying you lots of new push-up bras. 1090 01:13:18,220 --> 01:13:21,060 So get ready for your new home. 1091 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:25,770 Things are gonna be looking up for you two. 1092 01:13:26,980 --> 01:13:29,320 Well, howdy, Miss Muffy! 1093 01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:32,150 Oh, Mole, you made it! 1094 01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:35,070 I missed you. I was worried about you. 1095 01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:37,120 - You got the money? - I sure do, honey. 1096 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:38,740 Look at those greenbacks. 1097 01:13:38,910 --> 01:13:42,410 Oh, thank God, Mole. Money at last. 1098 01:13:42,580 --> 01:13:47,210 Good old germ-carrying American currency. Yay! 1099 01:13:48,750 --> 01:13:50,420 What you got in the shopping bag? 1100 01:13:50,590 --> 01:13:54,340 Presents, Muffy. Presents fit for a queen. 1101 01:13:54,510 --> 01:13:55,720 Can I open them? 1102 01:13:55,890 --> 01:13:59,180 You sure can, you big hunk of beauty. 1103 01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:02,560 Come on, hurry up, honey. 1104 01:14:02,730 --> 01:14:04,730 Ah. Oh... 1105 01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:08,860 Oh! Oh! Oh, a new bra! 1106 01:14:09,020 --> 01:14:10,980 A new bra. It's beautiful! 1107 01:14:11,150 --> 01:14:13,280 Try it on, honey. Let me help you. Quick. 1108 01:14:13,450 --> 01:14:15,280 - Get them boys in there. - Just a minute. 1109 01:14:15,450 --> 01:14:17,820 Oh, hook it. Hook it for me, Mole. 1110 01:14:17,990 --> 01:14:20,080 - Got 'em in there? - Yeah, hook it. 1111 01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:21,620 Ooh-la-la. 1112 01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:24,960 Oh, that support feels heavenly. 1113 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:27,170 - Hold still, now. - Ooh, hook it. Hook it. 1114 01:14:27,330 --> 01:14:30,590 - Hold still. - Oh, tie a knot. Anything. 1115 01:14:30,750 --> 01:14:32,630 - Ooh. - Oh, my God. 1116 01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:35,970 What else you got for me? What else? 1117 01:14:36,130 --> 01:14:37,840 - Ah. - Just a second. 1118 01:14:38,890 --> 01:14:42,810 Oh, a-- Oh, a mink coat. A mink coat! 1119 01:14:42,970 --> 01:14:44,680 What else? What else you got? 1120 01:14:44,850 --> 01:14:48,980 - Try this one, gorgey. - Oh, what is it? 1121 01:14:49,150 --> 01:14:50,610 You'll love it. 1122 01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:54,320 I feel just like a little girl on Christmas morning. 1123 01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:57,780 - A gown! It's stunning. - Isn't it? 1124 01:14:57,950 --> 01:15:01,030 Oh, it makes me glad I was born a woman. 1125 01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:03,240 Oh, you'll have to help me with this. 1126 01:15:03,410 --> 01:15:06,040 Oh, I'm too nervous. Oh! 1127 01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:08,210 Just a minute. There it goes. 1128 01:15:08,370 --> 01:15:11,130 Take them goddamn panties off for a change. 1129 01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:16,590 Oh, I'm beginning to feel like a queen already. 1130 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:20,850 You will be queen, Muffy. I promise you. 1131 01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,060 Look at these huggers. 1132 01:15:24,220 --> 01:15:26,310 Oh, firearms! 1133 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:28,600 Goody, goody gumdrops. 1134 01:15:28,770 --> 01:15:33,440 This one's mine, and this little.38 is all for you. 1135 01:15:33,610 --> 01:15:37,400 Oh! You're so good to me, Mole. 1136 01:15:37,570 --> 01:15:40,070 I don't know what I'd do without you. 1137 01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:42,990 I got another surprise for you, Muffy. 1138 01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:45,500 A real big surprise. 1139 01:15:45,660 --> 01:15:48,210 Something you never even asked for. 1140 01:15:48,370 --> 01:15:50,040 A Chihuahua? 1141 01:15:50,210 --> 01:15:53,420 No. You'll see. Close your eyes. 1142 01:15:53,590 --> 01:15:54,880 No peeking, now. 1143 01:15:56,380 --> 01:15:59,220 You won't believe this, Muffy. 1144 01:15:59,380 --> 01:16:01,470 I can't wait. 1145 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:04,140 Well, hurry. The suspense is killing me. 1146 01:16:04,310 --> 01:16:06,470 Oh, yeah! 1147 01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:09,020 You can open 'em now. 1148 01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:18,530 What have you done to yourself, Mole? 1149 01:16:18,700 --> 01:16:21,360 Well, I got the sex change just for you, Muffy. 1150 01:16:23,870 --> 01:16:26,790 Get away from me with that deformed worm! 1151 01:16:26,950 --> 01:16:30,370 You're sick, Mole! You're a weirdo pervert! 1152 01:16:30,540 --> 01:16:33,420 Oh, just let me try it once. I gotta see if it works. 1153 01:16:33,590 --> 01:16:36,750 It's a brand-new model. I got it at Hopkins Hospital, Muffy. 1154 01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:39,590 Cut it off, Mole! 1155 01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:43,220 Rid your body of that disgusting transplant! 1156 01:16:43,390 --> 01:16:45,640 It never goes soft, Muffy. 1157 01:16:53,060 --> 01:16:55,940 Oh, cut it off, Mole! 1158 01:16:58,650 --> 01:17:02,240 All right, then. If that's what you really want. 1159 01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:05,870 - Cut it off. Cut it off. - All right. 1160 01:17:07,990 --> 01:17:10,000 So much for science, Muffy. 1161 01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:40,070 Ah, a lovely potion. 1162 01:17:40,230 --> 01:17:44,240 Ah, yes. 1163 01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:47,450 But it needs something. 1164 01:17:49,290 --> 01:17:52,370 A lovely bat. 1165 01:17:53,790 --> 01:17:57,960 And a touch of rat. 1166 01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:06,090 Ah. A little rat urine. 1167 01:18:07,050 --> 01:18:10,890 Just what the doctor ordered. 1168 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:17,690 That ought to give it a little kick. 1169 01:18:20,110 --> 01:18:23,360 Goons, bring in Princess Coo-Coo, 1170 01:18:23,530 --> 01:18:25,910 and tell her her medicine's ready. 1171 01:18:26,070 --> 01:18:29,370 Get off me with those semen-stained hands you big ape. 1172 01:18:29,530 --> 01:18:31,620 I can walk by myself. 1173 01:18:31,790 --> 01:18:37,250 Well, if it isn't commoner Coo-Coo, the grave robber. 1174 01:18:37,420 --> 01:18:40,210 All ready for your little injection? 1175 01:18:40,380 --> 01:18:42,260 You ass-kissing little snitch. 1176 01:18:42,420 --> 01:18:44,340 One day I'll get my hands on you. 1177 01:18:44,510 --> 01:18:47,430 I doubt you'll have the time. 1178 01:18:47,590 --> 01:18:50,010 For you are now 1179 01:18:50,180 --> 01:18:54,890 the proud owner of rabies. 1180 01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:00,980 Come on, you little bitch. Get your ass out here. 1181 01:19:01,150 --> 01:19:04,190 - On the streets, scumbag! - Don't bite anybody, dog face! 1182 01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:14,250 Oh! 1183 01:19:21,130 --> 01:19:24,590 Be brave, sugar. Be brave. 1184 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:27,050 I'll fix you all up. 1185 01:19:28,340 --> 01:19:30,600 I thought you'd like it, Muffy. 1186 01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:32,970 I thought you wanted a man. 1187 01:19:33,140 --> 01:19:35,480 I just said that to make you jealous. 1188 01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:38,690 I like your organs just the way they were. 1189 01:19:39,810 --> 01:19:43,230 Now-- Now I won't have any organs. 1190 01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:46,690 It'll be like having a Barbie-doll crotch. 1191 01:19:46,860 --> 01:19:49,110 When I get through with these stitches, 1192 01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:52,280 it'll be close enough in my book. 1193 01:19:52,950 --> 01:19:55,790 Careful. This is gonna hurt. 1194 01:19:55,950 --> 01:20:00,630 Wi-- Will, will you ever be able to love my operation? 1195 01:20:00,790 --> 01:20:02,790 Oh, I'll love it, Mole. 1196 01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:06,340 I'll feel it. I'll love it. I'll eat it. 1197 01:20:06,510 --> 01:20:08,220 Just like old times. 1198 01:20:08,380 --> 01:20:10,970 Now, hold it. This is gonna hurt. 1199 01:20:18,060 --> 01:20:21,060 Who the hell is that? 1200 01:20:22,060 --> 01:20:23,480 Come in. 1201 01:20:24,610 --> 01:20:26,190 Hi, Your Majesty. 1202 01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:29,320 Holy shit. Mole, what happened to you? 1203 01:20:29,490 --> 01:20:31,570 Muffy just gave me an abortion. 1204 01:20:31,740 --> 01:20:33,530 You were pregnant, Mole? 1205 01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:36,080 Well, I wasn't gonna tell anybody, 1206 01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:40,670 but I was raped by those lottery officials when I picked up my money. 1207 01:20:40,830 --> 01:20:42,210 Men are such cunts. 1208 01:20:42,380 --> 01:20:45,590 Oh, men, women, they're all okay with me as long as they're nude. 1209 01:20:45,750 --> 01:20:48,880 All that sunshine must've rotted your brain, Shina. 1210 01:20:49,050 --> 01:20:52,430 Yeah, there's nothing more disgusting than a nude man. 1211 01:20:52,590 --> 01:20:56,510 How many times I gotta tell you, men are genetic rejects. 1212 01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:59,480 And all that gristle they got hanging down between their legs 1213 01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:01,640 was God's first big mistake. 1214 01:21:01,810 --> 01:21:05,190 And us woman have been paying for it ever since. 1215 01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:09,240 What is she doing in my home, anyway? 1216 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:12,490 Oh, be easy on her, Mole. She's been through hell. 1217 01:21:12,660 --> 01:21:15,700 When we found her, she was regurgitating in the streets. 1218 01:21:15,870 --> 01:21:18,410 Her mother, the hog, had her gang-raped. 1219 01:21:18,580 --> 01:21:21,160 The poor thing's had a terrible time. 1220 01:21:21,330 --> 01:21:24,170 You know that Gravel woman you were hanging out with? 1221 01:21:24,330 --> 01:21:26,790 Well, she works for the Queen now. 1222 01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:29,630 She shot Coo-Coo up with a rabies potion. 1223 01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:32,430 I'm not surprised. 1224 01:21:32,590 --> 01:21:34,970 That snotty little social climber. 1225 01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:37,850 I knew I should've fractured her skull. 1226 01:21:38,010 --> 01:21:41,600 Can I get you anything, Coo-Coo? Are you infectious, honey? 1227 01:21:41,770 --> 01:21:47,610 I don't know. My saliva tastes funny and I itch a lot. 1228 01:21:47,770 --> 01:21:50,480 Well, under the circumstances, we'll have to ask you 1229 01:21:50,650 --> 01:21:53,950 to refrain from using our kitchen utensils. 1230 01:21:54,110 --> 01:21:57,950 I won't breathe on anything. I promise. 1231 01:21:58,120 --> 01:22:04,370 But please help me kill my mother. 1232 01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:07,420 How's Project Rabies coming along, Peggy? 1233 01:22:07,590 --> 01:22:10,380 Oh, I feel just like Jonas Salk. 1234 01:22:10,550 --> 01:22:13,630 Tomorrow is the first day of mass immunization, 1235 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:16,800 or at least that's what the morons of Mortville think. 1236 01:22:16,970 --> 01:22:20,930 Won't it be funny when they start collapsing on the street? 1237 01:22:21,100 --> 01:22:24,270 It'll be like walking through a human sewer. 1238 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:29,570 I hope I get a chance to kick every one of 'em right in the head 1239 01:22:29,730 --> 01:22:32,230 just as they gasp for their last breath. 1240 01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:33,950 It'll be beautiful. 1241 01:22:34,110 --> 01:22:37,070 A symphony of death rattles. 1242 01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:41,490 History will not forget this holiday of death. 1243 01:22:46,710 --> 01:22:50,460 Come on, girls. Now, be quiet. Muffy? 1244 01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:52,630 Come on. 1245 01:22:54,220 --> 01:22:57,590 Hey, Officer Cutie Pie? 1246 01:22:57,760 --> 01:23:01,310 There's someone down here to see you. 1247 01:23:01,470 --> 01:23:03,020 What do you want, slut? 1248 01:23:03,180 --> 01:23:06,850 Oh, I'm just looking for a little fun. 1249 01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:11,730 Can I come up and see the inside of your bedroom? 1250 01:23:16,570 --> 01:23:21,580 Mmm... I've had a hard-on for this bitch for a long time. 1251 01:23:22,410 --> 01:23:24,620 You know you horny pigs aren't supposed to come 1252 01:23:24,790 --> 01:23:26,460 cruising 'round the castle. 1253 01:23:26,620 --> 01:23:30,580 But, Officer, you're so cute, I just couldn't resist. 1254 01:23:30,750 --> 01:23:34,800 Oh, you're a shapely little mama, aren't ya? 1255 01:23:41,350 --> 01:23:44,060 - One down, girls. - Score, Muffy! 1256 01:23:44,220 --> 01:23:47,140 Shh. Be quiet. Quietly, now. Quietly. 1257 01:23:55,650 --> 01:23:56,780 Whoo! 1258 01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:02,320 Shut up! 1259 01:24:02,490 --> 01:24:04,040 Shh. 1260 01:24:13,590 --> 01:24:15,840 Eat lead, motherfuckers. 1261 01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:23,140 Have we got 'em, girls? 1262 01:24:23,300 --> 01:24:24,760 What was that, Your Majesty? 1263 01:24:24,930 --> 01:24:27,520 It's probably the dumb soldiers playing Russian roulette. 1264 01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:29,730 I'll go check it out, Your Highness. 1265 01:24:33,860 --> 01:24:36,650 Who is it? Who's out here? 1266 01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:42,410 Hold it right there, you royal asshole! 1267 01:24:42,570 --> 01:24:44,330 Get out of my chambers, lesbians! 1268 01:24:44,490 --> 01:24:47,540 Hey, you are through giving orders, meatball. 1269 01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:51,460 You've humiliated us for the last time, warthog! 1270 01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:55,000 Let me bite her. 1271 01:24:55,170 --> 01:25:01,470 Let me sink my fangs into her fat little legs. 1272 01:25:01,630 --> 01:25:07,600 Go right ahead, honey. Give her the chomp of life. 1273 01:25:07,770 --> 01:25:10,100 Get away, child. Listen to me. 1274 01:25:10,270 --> 01:25:11,440 I'm your mother. 1275 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:15,730 I'm warning you! 1276 01:25:17,940 --> 01:25:20,990 Oh, thank heavens you've rescued me. 1277 01:25:21,150 --> 01:25:23,570 I thought I'd never get out of here alive. 1278 01:25:23,740 --> 01:25:28,540 Ha! Oh, come off it, pretty little Peggy. 1279 01:25:28,700 --> 01:25:34,630 I hope you're ready for your little debutante party in hell 1280 01:25:34,790 --> 01:25:36,710 'cause that's where you're going! 1281 01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:38,420 You wouldn't kill a sister! 1282 01:25:40,170 --> 01:25:42,130 Oh, yes, we would. 1283 01:25:42,300 --> 01:25:44,590 - How about it, girls? - Yeah! 1284 01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:49,100 Should we give our sister a little rectal reminder 1285 01:25:49,270 --> 01:25:51,770 that we don't like 1286 01:25:51,930 --> 01:25:56,860 social climbers in Mortville? 1287 01:25:57,020 --> 01:26:00,940 I'm gonna blow your bowels out. 1288 01:26:01,110 --> 01:26:02,280 Go ahead. 1289 01:26:02,440 --> 01:26:06,780 A single gunshot can never destroy the beauty of fascism. 1290 01:26:06,950 --> 01:26:09,330 You're so low. 1291 01:26:09,490 --> 01:26:14,170 You make white trash look positively top drawer. 1292 01:26:14,330 --> 01:26:17,040 Oh, blow it out your ass. 1293 01:26:21,550 --> 01:26:24,220 You filthy muff divers will pay for this! 1294 01:26:24,380 --> 01:26:26,930 Shut your fucking mouth. 1295 01:26:27,090 --> 01:26:28,800 No dyke gives me orders. 1296 01:26:28,970 --> 01:26:32,810 Oh, yeah, Queenie? Well, how does this grab you? 1297 01:26:32,980 --> 01:26:35,850 Royal proclamation number one. 1298 01:26:36,020 --> 01:26:37,900 Kiss my ass! 1299 01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:39,980 - Whoo. Yeah. - Yay! 1300 01:26:40,150 --> 01:26:43,650 You heard the new Queen. Kiss it. 1301 01:26:43,820 --> 01:26:48,740 Kiss it. Kiss it. Kiss it. Kiss it. Kiss it. 1302 01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:55,460 That's more like it, peon! 1303 01:26:55,620 --> 01:26:57,330 How about it, girls? 1304 01:26:57,500 --> 01:27:01,880 I think this town deserves a little feast to celebrate 1305 01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:04,420 this great day of independence. 1306 01:27:05,050 --> 01:27:11,390 We got ourselves the biggest turkey in the world. 1307 01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:15,270 So, why not eat her? 1308 01:27:15,430 --> 01:27:17,560 Yeah. Yeah. 1309 01:27:17,730 --> 01:27:20,650 Cook her and eat her. Cook her. 1310 01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:29,820 Attention all Mortville residents. 1311 01:27:29,990 --> 01:27:33,740 Queen Carlotta is dead. 1312 01:27:33,910 --> 01:27:38,620 Your days of humiliation have come to an end. 1313 01:27:38,790 --> 01:27:42,420 To celebrate this joyous occasion, 1314 01:27:42,590 --> 01:27:47,420 I invite you to join me in a victory feast 1315 01:27:47,590 --> 01:27:52,760 in honor of our newly-found independence. 1316 01:27:53,310 --> 01:27:58,730 Let the ring of freedom be heard all over this land. 1317 01:27:58,890 --> 01:28:02,400 Mortville is at last 1318 01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:06,530 a free city. 1319 01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:52,260 The queen is dead! 92583