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Are you sure this is a good idea? We'll never know unless we try. But there's such a large increase in dosage. No pain, no gain.

Right, little fellas.

This could also be dangerous.

Ah, boy.

Everything will be fine. I realize the dosage is high, but we have to keep pushing to see what we're capable of.

Maybe you're right.

What happened to the dangerous part?

Well, we should see what this stuff can do.

Hit the camera.

What do you want to do?

Let's get a few before and after shots.

See...

We're just gonna be gone.

Still, come to stop.

Great.

Hold on right there.

You know, Grasif is up to me, you'd all get my vote.

But it isn't.

When did we get to meet Mr. Gordon anyway? Isn't he supposed to personally select one of us?

Well, please.

How's this week himself?

Are you serious? This weekend?

He's invited us all out to his Malibu ranch.

He wants to meet one of you personally.

And he wants us to take a special photo shoot down at the beach.

Hmm. And then he'll choose me as plaything centerfold at the air.

It's a competition. It could be any one of you.

Like competitions.

Even in the heart of the beach.

Thank you.

Wow, St. Jesus!

Would you please?

Get out of my way.

I'll try to work with this way, please.

Great.

That's a beautiful bed.

Good.

That's a beautiful bed.

Good.

Okay, here we go.

All right, girls. Let's get some tapas.

Look how nervous he is.

Please come along.

I think he has the crush on me.

You're 11 o'clock, is he?

Oh, Mr. Griffin.

Haven't seen you in a while.

Well, frankly, my dear, neither have I.

Tell me, is the doctor in?

Yes, he is.

But he can't see you right now.

I'll record show that it's only been a year since you stopped the program.

And it obviously worked.

You're beautiful.

I know it worked.

It worked great.

What you've got to put me back on it.

This grace, we require a five year waiting period before we're

renewing the beauty enhancement program.

You knew that going in.

I knew it all.

Beauty enhancement program.

Highly experimental.

Highly secretive.

But why on earth would you want to get back on the program?

Extremely attractive woman.

Did I remind you how you look before starting with us?

No. You don't need to remind me.

Before.

And after.

Look.

I've been noticing changes.

Changes in my body.

Do these look smaller?

They seem fine to me.

Does this look firm to you?

Definitely. Without it doubt.

I can feel it. My face is getting older.

That's just age, Miss Grace. It happens to the best of us.

My body's changing. I know it.

And now I've got the chance to be centerfold of the year.

My breast is shrinking.

Even if I want it to, it's too risky.

I'm begging you.

Look.

The act of drug used in the beauty enhancement program formula.

Deals directly with cell growth.

The changes to the body can be radically altering.

Used over a short period of time.

Safe.

Don't form me with a detailed doc. Just make me beautiful.

If we start you back on the program too soon, there's no telling what could happen.

Please.

Your life could be put into grave danger.

Pretty please.

This case contains 30 files of a formula.

You are to take one file a day. No more. No less.

Any difference in dosage could be fatal.

Get out of the way. You stay on the shuttle.

What are you still doing here?

Just adding a few finishing touches.

Now, who would you vote for?

We're working to send those to Mr. Gordon.

So send them.

Betty, destroying those pictures is not going to win you the centerfold competition.

I know that bird brain, but it makes me feel better.

All right, all right. Let's get out of speed a long day.

Maybe if I slept with him, that might seal it.

Slipped with who?

Bob Gordon. I have all weekend to work on him.

Betty, let me be a little advice about Bob Gordon. Stay away from him.

He's got a girlfriend and she's insanely jealous.

But you could sleep with me.

What good would that do me?

You're like it.

Yes?

Oh, this is Eric. I'm in the last four.

I think you better get down here.

What is it?

Eric? Eric?

Eric?

Oh my god. What have we done?

What the hell is going on?

They're not going to believe that.

That's how I look. I wouldn't do that, are you?

Open that door.

What's that noise?

Well...

I've got some good news.

That's a bad news.

No, this is terrible. What's the good news?

That is the good news.

Oh my god.

We might need to call the government on this one.

No government. A comment here and take over everything.

Works.

I could lose my grant.

This is serious.

So is losing our paychecks.

Can't handle this.

We need to call.

A good exterminator.

A damn good one.

Ms. Grace, this is Dr. Lindstrom.

I need to see what wants.

It's in...

Huh.

Both of you are not in right now, but leave a message.

And you're credit card number.

This is Dr. Lindstrom.

I need to speak to you regarding regard.

Well, you know what?

Call me when you get this message. It's urgent.

If she doesn't get that message in time, it might be too late.

I wish we knew where she was.

Look.

It's this place.

It's incredible.

I wonder if you live here alone.

You know?

It looks like something out of architectural digest.

I'd say Mr. Gordon sold a few magazines.

Oh.

Yes, I have.

Well, they need to start new girls.

Just not playing a quick round of golf.

A little, of course, built on the back of my estate there.

Nothing much, just nine holes.

You have nine holes?

I...

Bob Gordon had to publish her plaything magazine.

It's a pleasure.

Betty, Betty Bennett, Miss November.

I was just saying what a wonderful home you have here.

Well, thank you, Betty. I appreciate it.

Inga. Inga sourcing.

I miss...

No, I miss July. I never forget a month.

I'm very honoured to meet you.

Hi. Nice.

And you must be Miss March.

My fans call me Angel.

Angel?

Betty. Inga.

I'm so glad that you could come.

Now, we're going to go inside and take the ten cent tour of the plaything mansion.

And of course, Wilson and Markle from the end of the day.

Rosita?

Back.

We can help her.

Oh, no, nonsense. Sheep and hammer.

Are you sure?

We don't mind.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm...

I'm an equal rights kind of guy.

Well, what do you say?

Get in there.

Start that tour, ladies.

Well, ladies. Here we have it.

The plaything mansion.

It's a friendly place in the world.

Rosita doesn't look very friendly.

Ah. Well, just don't pay an attention to her. She's always that way.

Good servants must be hard to find.

Servants. Rosita. She's not a servant.

I don't believe in servants. Never have.

No, she's my girlfriend.

Well, how are your rooms are right up here in the West Wing, ladies?

And I'm an East Wing if you need me.

I'd like to propose a toast to you three ladies.

The finalists of the 10th Annual Miss Plaything Centerfold of the Year.

Even it's always a tough choice.

And I'm not going to tell you, looking at you with it.

They see you.

Here is no exception.

Are we still doing the shoot that on your beach tomorrow morning?

Your beach.

You own your own beach?

Oh, no, just a full mile scratcher.

Now, mass and just a little dessert.

And then we'll have a good night's sleep.

You can suggest anything you want.

You know, I'm looking forward to getting to know each of you.

Don't worry.

Rosenta!

dessert.

That looks delicious.

I didn't want a piece of that big.

Thank you.

Rosita, sometimes gets just... jealous.

You know, but not to worry, I mean, she's never actually hurt anyone.

She's never actually hurt anyone.

She's never actually hurt anyone.

I warned you to stay away from it.

No kidding.

So, that's your game.

Sleep with him to get set or fold at the year.

You're so predictable.

Oh, yeah, right.

I saw you grab him under the table.

Or...

Oh, brother, this could go on for hours.

I think I'll go pattern my nose.

Only after I saw you grab him first.

Sleep.

Sleep.

If you ladies will excuse me.

Are you planning on staying?

Yeah, this is kind of turning me on.

Okay.

How?

Wench?

Salt Lake?

Or...

Sleep.

Well, you're already used that one.

What is the prize?

I thought maybe we could have a couple drinks and discuss tomorrow's photo shoots.

I'm really tired.

You know, I put in a good word for you to blow.

I hope you appreciate that.

All I do appreciate it is just not tonight.

Yes, sure.

What a surprise.

I thought maybe we could have a few drinks and discuss tomorrow's photo shoots.

Oh, what?

Let me guess.

You put in a good word for me with Bob.

And now you hope that I appreciate it.

I do know that.

You use that line on me six months ago at the Play Bunny shoot.

I mean, it's your question.

Am I trying that line on the April 4th?

Several times.

But I don't think you've tried it on Angel.

You know, I think you're right.

Don't mention it.

Oh, come on.

I have a confession to make.

I'm drunk.

I like that my woman.

I have another confession.

I confess away.

I was telling Willson that.

Oh my God.

The photoshoot.

You, you look ready to be now.

Hold that.

Here we go.

That's it. Good.

Don't panic.

Don't panic.

I'm not going to do.

Great.

Beautiful.

Sweetheart, this is our weekend.

Hold that.

I'm sorry.

This is the forks.

Make love to the camera.

Look at the lens.

That's it.

Beautiful.

David, hold that.

The camera.

Hmm, angel's running a little late.

I can go get him.

I mean, it's just I.

Hmm, looks like the competition just got a little easier.

Shut up.

You think she'll be alright?

It looks fine to me.

No, she doesn't look fine.

All right, Wilson.

I'll go back and get some help.

Me too.

I'm going with you.

Just, just hurry.

Hurry.

No, no, no, no.

It's a terrific way out.

You're going to love yourself.

It's good.

It's good, sir. We need to land but it's right away.

It's angel. She's passed out on the beach.

Could you hold for a second please?

What?

Well, where is she?

We let the right here with Wilson.

Wilson!

He's probably awesome where it's giving her mouth to mouth.

Wilson!

Hey, I'm over here.

Where's angels? She'll get you.

To find okay.

I need time.

Oh, my.

God.

This is Bob Gordon.

Castle that ambulance.

Wilson, how the hell is it happening?

I don't know. She's just crew.

And crew.

And crew.

I'm scared.

Do you have an idea?

How this happened?

All I remember stealing a little dizzy

when I woke up.

Help me, I'm huge.

I thought everybody was just calm down.

It's all right now, angel.

We'll take care of you!

So, what are you credentials of Mr. Striker?

The Striker.

Nice boot.

Could you get it off my desk please?

Ratskin.

Genuine.

Ratskin.

Pardon?

Skinned it myself.

You need any other credentials.

Do you have any idea of what kind of problems we're dealing with?

You've got a rat.

It's no ordinary rat.

They never are.

There's no smoking in this building.

When can you start?

Bannies, they're from Sitzko City.

They don't. They don't. They don't.

We ought to do something.

Call somebody?

Who?

I don't know, doctor.

You know, I have a funny feeling mark.

You're not going to find giant woman's specialist in the yellow pages.

Besides, right now, I want to keep things quiet for the moment.

Why?

I want you to tell the angel that we're sending a specialist for her.

That should buy us the time we need.

Buy us some time.

Tell him you're talking about.

You never learn what you can.

Marky, I'm talking about the big picture here.

I'm talking about a 60-foot...

...settable.

Do you have any idea how much this girl is worth to play with in magazine and sales a lot?

Bob, if you'd like to completely lost your mind.

60 million dollars.

Mmm, probably more.

That's...

...that's almost a million dollars of foot.

Good idea.

And you know what? I'd be one of the cuts you're in for a couple of those feet.

If you help me out here.

What do you say, Marky?

No, take your time.

Thank you, Bob.

60 million dollars.

Come on, kid. You already said she's sweet on you.

All you gotta do is just strain her along.

I can do that.

How long?

Just until we've got a chance to exploit the living hell out of her.

And after we cash in, I'll make a phone call to some friends I have in DC and

Well, they'll get her out of here.

What are they going to do to her?

Marky, what are you care?

I don't know.

Experiments on her, I guess.

What temperature's it making? I've got a contract on her.

So we're going to keep things nice and quiet, right?

First, I want to do.

I want to shoot the layout, then.

I want to sprint her on the public.

We are going to make a fortune.

It wasn't a dream.

Hey, what are you and Gordon up to?

What do you mean?

I heard you talking about Angel.

Look, keep your mouth shut about this, Wilson.

There's nothing to go around for everybody. Don't you care anything about her?

Well, so we'll talk about a lot of money here.

I care about her.

I need every mind you, that I'm the one she cares about.

She get the hats for me, not you, pal.

Face it.

What?

Ow!

You win from?

You lose some.

I smell rodent.

This is where we lost it.

The rats been spotted in several parts of the building,

but we've been unable to catch it.

Right.

Out of the way, Angel, I got some work to do.

Come on, baby.

Let's rock.

Come on, baby.

Come on, baby.

Let's rock.

Come on.

Get it.

Oh.

See, you're a smart little bastard.

Angel, honey.

Angel, are you here?

Where's that big bimbo?

Angel?

Mark?

Are you feeling?

I'm scared.

Don't worry, everything's going to be alright. Trust me.

You can be back for normal and no time.

What if I'm not?

What's going to happen to me?

Here, these are for you.

Could you get in touch with my doctor for me?

His name is Paul Linstrom. He has a clinic in LA.

Tell him what's happened.

Yeah, sure. Anything you want, honey.

What's going to happen to me?

Everything's going to be fine.

Bob put a call into a specialist. He's going to help you.

I hope he comes soon.

Are you okay?

Fine.

I think it's the flowers.

I better toss them.

Yeah, you can't be too careful.

Are you okay?

Yeah, just try to relax. Okay, I'll see you later.

Mark?

Do you want to come inside for a little while?

You don't think that's such a good idea right now.

Maybe later.

Don't be scared.

I may be 60 feet.

But I'm still all woman.

I just got this really bad headache right now.

How about tomorrow?

She bought it.

Hook.

Line and sink her.

She asked me to get in touch with the doctor.

What did you tell her?

I told her I would.

But he is kind of funny.

I can't seem to remember what the guy's name was.

Good boy.

Hey, Doc.

What do you want this thing?

I want that thing on the third floor. There's something funny going on. Move it.

You sure it's okay?

Nothing looks to interest.

Don't be ridiculous.

Cramer, those men are professional.

Come on, let's go.

Well, girls, the good news is angel.

It's going to be just fine.

The doctor I make is comfortable as I can right now.

I even said for a specialist to kind of come in and give her the book over.

What about the contest?

Well, I'm going to need a few more days to decide.

I'm sure you understand and don't you?

Not by no means to this mean that the contest is over.

No, I just need to delay it until all this gets sorted out.

In the meantime, I want to keep our whip sealed about angel.

When can we see her?

Well, you know, I don't think I disturb her right now.

Poor kids, she's just still awfully upset.

Still no word for angel grace?

She's not thinking of getting her machine.

Well, I thought I heard something.

Is that absolutely necessary?

We don't know how big that rat is.

Be careful with that thing.

I guess I'm a little jumpy.

Let's go.

That's enough.

All right, quit.

You're for a little action today.

I could bring my camera along and stop if you shots.

I'm pretty tired.

Look, I really want to get started on the centerfold layout as soon as possible.

Maybe tomorrow.

Did you talk to Dr. Lindstrom?

You know, that's funny. He should have been here by now. I'll ask Bob about it later.

I just want to be normal again. That's all.

How do you are normal? I'm except for the 60 foot part.

I feel so strange.

Like Godzilla or something.

You're much prettier than Godzilla.

Not without makeup, I'm not.

Oh, that reminds me. Got something to cheer you up.

Well, son.

Well, son, ready to.

Bring what in.

Something Bob had made especially for you.

New you'd enjoy.

Well, come on.

Hey.

What's that?

Lipstick.

Thank you.

How's the food?

You know what I'd really like right now.

Can I help you?

Um, yeah.

Um.

Can I have 250 fat burgers?

Please?

You want fries with that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

For here to go.

To go.

Definitely to go.

Yeah, right.

I hope this works.

Well, here, let me show you.

Here's angel grace.

Here's the breath.

I know the difference. Just give it to me an English.

We're going to spray this onto that and make it small again.

Look out.

You did it.

You did it.

Yes, we did it.

Now if you could only find angel grace.

Well, this could present a problem.

Well, at least angel is not a rat.

Not that I heard.

Listen, what time is it?

Um, it's late.

Listen, we have to talk.

What is it?

Um, I, um...

Listen, I don't have much time.

If they knew that I was talking to you, I could be in serious trouble.

Who's there?

Mark and Mr. Gordon.

What are you talking about?

Look, angel, they're just using you. They plan on shooting the centerfold.

And then they're just going to exploit you.

And then they're just going to hand you over to the government for tests.

But they're bringing in a specialist to help me.

They just told you that to keep you here.

I don't believe it.

I'm trying to make you see that.

See what?

Mark doesn't love you.

I do.

Listen.

I don't want to see you get hurt, angel.

I'm a big girl.

I can take care of myself.

But...

You're wrong about Mark.

I know he really cares about me.

And I'm glad you're due to him.

Right.

I better be going.

Tell me a favor.

Again, touch with the linstrum clinic and a lie.

And talk to Dr. Paul, linstrum.

And ask him why he's not getting out here.

Who's Dr. Linstrum, angel?

He's my doctor.

And I told Mark to tell him it was an emergency.

And I told him to...

Just what if Mark didn't make the call?

Mark wouldn't do that to me.

What are you doing up?

I'm right as the saying of you.

I was hungry.

That is not the kitchen.

That is Bob Gordon's bedroom.

Is it really?

I had no idea.

Oh, that.

What are you doing here?

I was hungry too.

Mark was a beer on the wall.

For a nine-bots a beer.

Should one of them borrow us?

It happened to fall.

For a two-eight-bots a beer on the wall.

You know something I can't stand.

Redneck drinks.

Give me a beer.

Friends don't let friends drive drunk.

Yeah.

And friends don't let friends walk home alone either.

You see that?

What?

I don't know what.

It looks like a giant girl.

Sure.

Let's go.

Where I saw something.

You smell that?

It smells like perfume.

Now, when you shut up, that's anniversary is still hot.

There's something out there.

You know, I call you in earthquake or something.

Excuse me.

Can you show me the way to town?

Matters, such idiots.

We, yes, there.

I mean, you could say I'm up there.

That just is clear of the bail.

They was lighting up the sky like flashlight.

Like a flying flashlight.

Was that before or after you abducted by the aliens?

Oh, the actor.

I'm not never even seen him coming.

You see the leader had a name?

Oh, yeah.

I mean, as far as I could tell, his name was Reggie.

Reggie?

Yeah.

Reggie?

I mean, there's no telling what that means.

You know, another language?

I think it was Reggie.

You know, sounded like Reggie.

Since I said to him, I said,

what's your name, buddy?

And he looked at me straight in the eyeball.

And he said,

Rudy, Rudy.

Just like that.

You say they're supposed to come back here tonight?

The mother ship is coming.

Back.

She should be here about now.

I mean, that's why I called her paper, see?

Because you always tell it like it is.

Nothing gets by you, Mr. Rand.

Yeah, the daily inquire or journalistic integrity is our middle name.

I got it.

Ten bucks and make it quick.

I know what I saw.

And you saw it too, because you were with me.

What'd you just say?

You wouldn't believe what we saw.

What's that?

It was a woman.

It was a giant woman.

How giant?

Out there. She must have been a hundred feet tall.

Shut up.

We didn't see anything. Are you through?

I haven't started yet.

Well, hurry. We gotta get out of here.

And are you? I get the hell out of here, too.

I can't go on waiting for the mother ship.

He's everybody crazy around here.

It's just me.

Hey, hey, don't you want to go?

Where are you going?

Find myself a woman.

Oh, say hello to the mother ship for me.

Hi.

Mind if I have a drink?

Take a whole thing, lady.

I just quit.

Thanks.

Don't mention it.

What am I going to do?

Yeah.

Billy and Clire, like this.

What do you want?

Oh, just...

Man, what the hell do you still do?

Look, something's coming up.

I need a couple more days.

Flying swissers? Oh, no flying swissers.

You supposed to be back here yesterday.

Somebody says they've spotted a giant woman.

We have dead light.

Now, get your tail on the next plane and get the hell out of there.

I know it sounds crazy.

I just think it's worth checking out.

Fine, I'll tell you what.

You take out this giant woman, alright?

But you better be right. You better be right.

I'm on it boss. I'll find her.

Hey, nothing gets by me.

Listen, I'm going to need you to wire me a little more cash.

Say a hundred bucks.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Oh?

Doctor, let's start.

Angel asked me to get in touch with you.

Something's happening. She needs your help.

No.

What's happened?

I don't exactly know how to say this, but...

She's grown a little bit.

Where are you?

I'm at the Gordon Estate.

The placing mansion, do you know where that is?

Yes.

Hey!

Hey!

What's going on around here, Wilson?

What do you mean?

Don't give me that look.

I'm a very shallow person.

You know that.

All I want are some straight answers about this contest.

You want an answer?

Yeah.

Check out the center full, baby, read it and read it.

I'm going to make a million bucks.

We should do something.

Come on.

You're in my son.

Fine.

Fine.

Hi, Angel.

Well, gee, it looked pretty today.

Pretty is a picture.

Where's Mark?

Well, he's...

I'm over here.

I'm getting the money shots.

How are you doing?

Okay, I guess.

Just kind of anxious for that specialist to arrive.

Yeah, I can't imagine what's holding up.

Well, I hope he gets here soon.

I want to be normal again.

I'm sure he will.

Yeah, if anyone can help you a Bob specialist can.

I hope you're right.

I'd hate to think I was being lied to.

I'd hate to think I was being lied to.

There is no specialist.

Is there?

Daddy, where are you?

Daddy, are you in here?

Of course, there's a specialist, Angel.

You don't know what you're talking about.

She knows exactly what she's talking about.

Hey, who's out of your own anyway?

I'm on her side.

Angel, there never was a specialist.

They've been lying to you all along.

And don't bother firing me.

I quit.

Look, Angel.

Bob and I were just looking out for you.

We wanted to do what was best for you, honey.

How could you do this to me?

Look, you're going to be famous.

What? Like some side-show freak?

Some circus art?

No, no. You're going to be bigger than Elvis.

So listen to them.

Well, look around. I mean, plenty of people are beautiful.

I mean, but you, you're a... one of a kind.

Don't bet on it.

You thought you'd get away with cheating me, huh?

Well, think again.

I'm running in this contest.

Doctor, let's drink.

Yes. It's no time to lose. Give me a hand with this.

Make her normal again?

Yes. It's tranquilizer.

I was slower down long enough for this drug to take effect.

Come on, let's go.

Baby, I'm going to make my rent this month.

Angel, it's me, Dr. Lensstrom. I've got a cure.

Dr. Lensstrom, help!

I'm going to ignore my dad.

That's... that's stopping her. She's... she's not stopping.

I'm getting out of here!

Oh, my god, she killed him.

No, it's only a tranquilizer.

I think they had a brilliant.

Let's go. Back to my car.

Are you okay?

Mr. Gordon.

This looks painful.

Oh, still.

Sorry, I came to warn you about Betty.

Oh, you little bit late.

Where'd they go?

Can you walk?

Let's get you back to the house.

Oh, oh.

Empty.

This is not a good sign.

I don't think we're going to need it now.

Not what you did.

I don't think we're going to need it.

Two giants went to meet me back up in media.

I don't know how tall they are. They aren't giants.

Hello. Hello.

All right, then, slight problem.

I don't think they believe me.

God damn, if you need backup, I'll take care of a couple of days. Who's with me?

Hey.

Excuse me.

Did you see two giant women?

See them? I don't even know them.

Why are you running? Everybody else is.

Ladies, ladies, please stop this. Stop this fighting at once.

Come on.

I'm normal again.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, you, huh?

You're going to be fine.

Are you all right?

Excuse me.

What?

It's not this time, pal.

Hey, Mark.

You win some.

You lose some, pal.

Let's go before the police come back.

Go ahead, leap.

Get out of here.

We still got a baby.

Get out of here.

What happened?

We're around seven.

Need anything else to drink?

Yeah.

Should we do it, huh?

I don't think we're doing that stuff.

What will we think of that?

Can I have 250 vouchers?

Please?

That was my hero.

Look, okay.

Are you okay?

Mr. Gordon!

We can handle this.

Oh, cut it.

I'm going to make a million bucks.

Do you see that?

All right, cut it.