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George Benjamin here with Channel 7 News.

The Amityville House.

Yes, you heard that right.

The Amityville House is finally being torn down.

After countless hauntings murders, mysteries, sharks, fibers, criss-liss

vacations, I mean you name it, and it's happened at the Amityville House.

Next up, George Channel 6, down to talk about his latest bill on.

The big budget extravagant is a kiss my lips before you die.

Part 4.

If you're one of those people that just need a relic from the house, you're in luck.

I'm from the house of being an auction off and can be yours.

To your life memorabilia, spooky household items, all within your grasp.

Just check out the website.

I don't know about you, but I may see it with the light on tonight.

I never really liked any of those Amityville films.

I always thought they were kind of boring.

Well maybe except for that one with the

grandfather clock, yeah, that one was pretty cool.

I have made videos still on the phone app.

There are so many movies here.

I have got them all.

There are many movies, funny movies, action movies.

Hey everybody, it's about a hit.

It comes in podcast.

Okay, so I don't know.

But don't you find it a little weird that the same week that they started off,

all these Amityville items and a bunch of weird alien UFO stuff starts popping up.

I was in my backyard and one of those UFOs zoomed by.

I immediately lost control of my legs and my bladder at the same time.

I can never enjoy a cook out again.

Not after that.

Mary Lee Bunchcake, local STEM collector, and his story in says that aliens have

been missing their rare for years.

She welcomes them with open arms.

I don't know about you, but I won't want any little

green men probing around my husband's behind.

Now, back to Janet with the weather.

It looks weird.

Like a giant pine and dark sky with some lights on it.

When I was little, I dreamed of seeing aliens.

Now I just want them to stop.

I hear aliens screaming whenever I close my eyes.

It was about three feet tall, I reckon.

Big eyes like a branch tall.

I've seen a lot of stuff in my life.

It's carry stuff.

Funny stuff.

Ah, where's stuff?

I want to have a look for a fight, but damn it.

Now I'm lovely with the alien.

When you were born, you might want to bless you and keep you.

They're kids.

Increase sightings, UFOs, towed word from the thorties.

What is going on?

This is your favorite podcast or a friend's a serpent.

We have a wild episode for you today.

Aliens, in small town, America.

It's wild and may be apparently true.

We will sit down and talk to eyewitnesses that have seen these aliens firsthand and

even some of them have been probed.

And same.

Stick with us.

Hey, quick question.

Oh, but this is about it, sis.

Dude, look, I'm trying to change.

Can you knock?

No time for knock, sis.

It's nice to have a big night.

Hey, who cares?

You have a party to prepare for.

Me?

A party?

Well, that's where it gets really fun, because this party is happening right here.

And one more thing, did you unplug all of the computers?

Because apparently at 12 o'clock, they're all supposed to be blowing up.

I think that's called Y2K.

And what about mom and dad?

Listen, it's real.

You need to unplug all of the computers.

Make sure they're shut off before you unplug them.

And, yeah, it's called Y2K.

I know, I just told you that.

And mom and dad left this morning.

Remember?

The prunes?

Oh, yeah, that was, eh.

Okay, but still, we can't have a party here.

And he's coming over.

We have plans.

Oh, stop.

Any of the hot, goth girl cute with the booty?

It's a good idea.

Definitely invite her.

We need her at this party.

I didn't invite her to your party.

Our party.

Now, I'm going to grab some music.

Should I get a DJ?

I do have that sugar-ray CD, and I really want sugar-ray to be played.

So, my CD's only about an hour long.

I'm going to get a sugar-ray specific DJ, okay?

Yeah.

This party is going to be all that in the bag of chips.

Sugar-ray.

All that in the bag of chips.

Hello?

Hey, honey.

Hey, I'm whats up.

My father just came into my room and told me to throw him a party here tonight.

Shit.

Did you tell him we have plans?

I didn't tell him what we were doing, but I

told him you're coming over in the way of plans.

The more I thought it was inviting you.

Did he say anything about me?

I don't know.

He said something about a hot-goth girl with a booty.

He called me hot.

Hello?

Anywhat the fuck?

The point is, there's going to be a party here tonight, and we have things to do.

Okay, okay.

Just let your father have his little party, and maybe you

don't distract him enough, so we can do what we need to do.

Okay, honey.

I hope you're right.

Unless you want to go to the party, I don't want to go to the party.

Do you?

Of course not.

Good.

Good.

So, did you hear Mr. Adam or I?

Not yet, but it will be here soon.

Did you read all the books?

Yep.

Multiple times.

I know exactly what to do.

Okay, dokey.

Sounds good.

Well, I'll throw something on and head right over.

Sounds good.

See you soon.

See ya.

What now?

Of

course these idiots are here at 8 in the morning.

Captain!

Whoa!

Hell yeah, brother.

Hell yeah, brother.

Hell yeah, brother.

Hey, hey man.

Okay.

Hey man.

Hey.

Hey man, you know what to go.

You can let go now.

Oh, my bad bro.

My bad.

Non-flash bad.

Non-flash bad.

Come in now.

Hey, let's go on on.

Hey, there he is.

Oh my god.

I can't wait to decorate for this party.

It's going to be so much fun.

Yeah, I know.

I'm so excited for it.

I'm Liz.

Gag me.

Ugh.

Yeah, I'm excited for the party, baby.

I know you're going to read it.

Yeah, Nickles is my boy.

He don't lie.

I like that fucker, Sith.

He fucking sucks.

Oh, whoah.

Now I'm flashback.

Now I'm flashback.

I'm just kidding, y'all.

I wouldn't ever know.

So, what else am I going to do this party?

Cause, Amy's coming over and we have plans.

Oh, my dear sis.

Mom and Dad are gone.

So this party is going to be going all night.

God!

I'll tell you what, we'll just stay on my room.

Try to keep it down, please.

Hey.

Mia, Liz.

You should like totally hang out with us in party.

We can do our makeup, get ready together.

I got like pink streamers and pink balloons and we got all kinds of lights.

And we also got those little attachable

earrings that are glow sticks and glow jewelry.

It all looks so cute!

I would rather travel the depths of hell than just

spend an hour with a bunch of community college friends.

No, I think that's a maybe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I was going to say.

Maybe, maybe.

Hell yeah, brother.

Hell yeah, brother.

Hey, parties!

How am I supposed to do this with a party going on tonight?

I'm supposed to do this with a party going on tonight.

I'm supposed to do this with a party going on tonight.

Maybe.

Maybe.

I don't know.

Go away!

Leave me alone!

What the hell?

What?

I'm Jack, the river bitch!

You bitch!

Well,

I guess since you're a bit now, I can have your mystery package when it arrives.

I mean, technically you can take it, but you won't have it for long.

Oh yeah, I'm like that.

Well, you popped up on the camera's outside.

Your fingerprints are all over the 90th.

And you have a motive.

My motive?

What would that be?

Well, isn't it obvious?

You're obsessed with me.

Oh, and you've got me, I'm totally obsessed.

So, did your package arrived yet?

You just asked me that on the phone earlier.

It's been hours.

Oh, shit.

How did I sleep that long?

It must be really tired now.

I guess so.

So, same question, still remains.

Is this a show up?

Not yet.

But it'll be your soon.

A bit for confirm delivery on this date.

It's literally the last day of the year.

You really inflate into the last minute, right?

It was a quick issue, I think I could get it.

So, be real with me.

All I know is that you ordered some rare item off the internet or something.

You're not going to believe this.

For sale, rare items from the infamous murder house in Amityville.

Once a side of numerous murders, hauntings and other unexplained phenomena

before being demolished, Randall Auctions now gets

you, the chance to own a piece of the property.

Why are you interested in something from Amityville?

Well, normally I wouldn't be interested in any of that Amityville nonsense.

But, you know, my friend Tony.

Yeah, the collector do.

Yeah.

Well, he went to this auction to get some old grandfather clock or something.

But when he got there, some architected already said that.

And...

Well, he started looking around.

And he found this really weird box with a knife in it.

Guess what's special about the knife?

I don't know, but is it polymers or something?

It'd be longed to jack the river.

The jack the river, like jack the object of your obsession river?

Yes, any idea?

The jack the river.

The original serial killer.

Wow, that's awesome.

So that must be like a super rare artifact time.

I wonder why I was set the auction at Amityville.

Honestly, no clue.

Something about the old owner was a collector about items.

And, you know, that was before me.

What he died?

Yep.

Killed himself.

Plamed in on the house.

The city just demolished the house and sold off all the items.

They only didn't want anything.

Wait, so how does Tony know that this is the actual knife that Jack the river used?

Well, Tony used to be about the river lifestyle like

myself before he moved to tensile town and made movies.

So, he knew details that the auction house didn't.

They had no idea what they had.

So how does this play into our plans for tonight?

No way, Mary Ann.

Yep.

We are going to communicate with Jack the river.

Oh, shit!

My God.

It's going to be insane.

Now I understand why we're so worried about your brother's party.

How are we going to pull this off?

We're just going to have to do it in here

and lock the doors and nobody can disturb us.

You know, we only have one chance if this is real.

I know, I've read the books.

The sand says to start directly at the following night at the point of darkness

on the night before.

No, damn I still didn't fuck it up.

The sand says to start directly at the moment of full darkness at the night before.

What the fuck is happening?

The sand says to start directly at the moment of full darkness.

The night before a new lunar year with an original touched item from the individual.

Okay, okay, I'm in.

But you know, we can't tell your brother or his friends anything about this, right?

Oh, not at all.

They didn't interfere and ruin everything.

We'll just go to the party and act like nothing's going on.

That's an already special.

Exactly.

We act excited but we're really not.

Oh, of course not.

I hate parties and I hate people, especially those people.

Maybe we should get dressed up, you know, when they're in a little bit.

That makes sense.

We should definitely do that.

I'll hate it though.

Yeah, me too.

Oh, yeah.

We are totally going to struggle.

I thought we were going to the party.

Oh, I mean, we can't let our books tell you this.

We look fucking amazing.

Okay.

What would you do to say on spurs?

Deal?

I think faculty are looking to achieve this.

Like, do you really think that we don't communicate with Jackson?

Uh, yeah.

Okay.

You know, I love you.

Give me my best time to ask anything to you.

But I just want to...

...get in that set.

I have no clue.

Let's go look.

Yeah, I cannot believe that there's not a DJ that specializes in sugar-ray.

Oh, it's like an 8-year-old birthday party in here.

You're so funny, Mary-Anne.

This is horrendous.

I hate all of it.

It's like a face.

What do you do here?

Oh, hey, ladies.

Check it out, nipples.

Blue's macaque.

Oh, thanks.

What's the mailman?

You need to get this out of this box.

Did that paper say not to do that?

I mean, you don't actually believe that letter to do you?

After all the books that we've read and everything that's led us to this point,

you wouldn't believe that piece of paper.

Annie, cut it out.

It's a movie.

This is what we're supposed to be doing.

This is what you want us to do, right?

Okay, count me in.

Let's find a way to open this case.

I think I have a hearing somewhere.

I'm going to destroy it with our open.

This box feels kind of weird.

What do you mean weird?

Like, cold static?

Like, cold static?

I don't know how to explain it.

It's just how it feels.

You know, the finding who found this for me.

It says that he feels like every item that comes out with

the AMAVIL house is infused with the power of that piece.

Really?

I'm sorry, wait.

I can't.

Sorry.

It's just too funny.

Come on, Mary.

I'm be serious.

Do you really say that?

Yeah, he really did.

I mean, come on.

You can't believe that.

Of course I do.

Everything that happened in the AMAVIL house was true.

And can you just imagine if this knife of Dr. Ripper's

became imbued with the power of the AMAVIL house?

It'd be like we had some sort of AMAVIL Ripper on our hands.

True.

But I think that's kind of the point.

I'm pretty sure the name of this movie is AMAVIL Ripper.

Really?

I think so.

Kind of a shitty name.

This movie called AMAVIL Ripper?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah, see, AMAVIL Ripper.

This is marketable, I guess.

Okay, well, let's try to find a way to open this thing.

Just wait.

Let's do it already.

Actually, wait.

Let's let's let some candles and get that board ready before we do this.

Good idea.

Montage?

We just did one.

Is that cool?

Sure, it's cool.

The director loves Montage's, right?

Oh yeah, I'm in.

All right.

All right, that's the last one.

Sweet.

Let's get this thing started.

Guess the party's about to start.

Yeah.

Do you want to go check it out?

We should go scope it out.

Make it up here, it's at least.

And then afterwards, we can come back up here and have our own little party with

Mr. Jack of Bethel.

Okay.

Oh, there's a lot more people here tonight.

Yeah, this is actually a really big party.

Where's Nickel?

There she is!

Here you go, girl.

Thank you, sir.

Mr. George.

I can't drink beer.

Are you kidding me?

I'm going to head cheerleader.

I have to stay fit.

I can't put that weight in my body.

It's a dumpling now.

They say that.

Who said that?

It's so funny.

Thank you for the beer.

Well, it wasn't my idea.

The director wrote it in the script.

But you're welcome.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Yeah!

Hell yeah, I'm wrong.

Hell, hell, do you do that shit, man?

No.

I don't know how it's fucking awesome.

There's like I'll see in a age of about...

You were that age.

Checking that fuck right there.

When I saw you doing that, man.

Touching.

My heart.

My balls.

Betting.

If I'll get it.

Now we'll confused.

Okay.

The fuck was that?

You wouldn't understand this.

Okay, well, Annie and I are going to be in my room for a bit.

Make sure no one comes in there.

Is this gay stuff?

Oh my god, Nichols.

You're making me blush.

Cut that shit out.

No, we're not doing gay stuff with the fuck.

I'm a sister.

Wow.

Wait, I thought it.

You were like my sister this whole time.

I thought it was like your sister sister.

This whole time, I thought you were like my sister.

This whole time, I thought you were like my sister.

Wait a minute.

I also say it's sister, like... Like, why do you say it's sister?

Like, what's up, sister?

How you doing, sister?

I thought they were talking about that show with the twins T and Tamara.

That's good show.

Bobby, am I his sister sister or his step sister?

I really didn't think about it.

I guess your step sister.

Fine, still weird, but you're the director.

No, we're not doing gay shit.

We're doing schoolwork.

Yeah, schoolwork is.

Hey!

Hey!

What?

Can't keep doing that.

Doing what?

Pulling me away every time I try to fall to him.

Tinnacles?

Yes, tinnacles?

I kind of did that dude.

I think he digs me.

Plus, this script says you're supposed to

eventually be okay with me like in him anyway.

So... Yeah, but that doesn't have to blink a lot more than we could.

Couldn't we just do it now and say this both the headache?

Can we do it now?

Yeah, stop you so far.

Do whatever you want to get us.

Is it okay?

Yeah, it's okay.

Do we get to the same level?

Oh my fucking god!

I'm so sorry, it was an accident.

I don't even know why Liz is so nice to you.

You're both just a couple of freaks.

She's not worth it.

She dies in a few pages anyway.

Yes, I need to do a shower since I'm all soaked.

Don't get too excited.

There's no nudity.

It's your own daddy.

Damn it.

Damn dude, you scared to shit out of me.

Well, pecker went up in me.

Scared your leaner up in you.

Yeah, it went up in me.

Like your own...

Cock?

Yeah, you know like when a turtle gets scared.

It goes in the shell.

It's on pecker right now.

It might not never come out.

Yeah, it's in any right now.

It's just balls.

How's that even happened?

So... First time it happened.

It's like 7 or 8 maybe.

A little foggy memory for me.

There's a traffic.

I tried to block it out.

I saw this big pit bull dog running at me down the street.

Kids at home that were mean to it.

So I knew it was coming from my ass.

And I felt my pecker just retracted inside me.

It went.

And I had a hitty.

Just like that.

It had come out for days.

I was scared shit.

And that's how I found out.

The Santa Claus wasn't real.

Look, we're way off script here.

And I'm frustrated.

Damn it.

If you're frustrated, I'm frustrated to you.

You want to sit on my lap?

Is that in the script?

No, I don't see it in the script anywhere.

Ryan might be improvising.

Just do it.

I don't understand how this fits in this story, but okay.

We gotta get in there.

In where?

My sister's room.

Why?

Because I know they're doing gay stuff in there, man.

Like they're naked?

We want to see that stuff.

Yeah, you're probably right.

I got a strong gay and arm.

It isn't ever off.

They could be by.

Hell yeah, bro.

And we want to see that.

What we can do is we're going to circle back.

And there's a window.

We'll go to the window and then we'll... Through the window.

And then we'll see the gay stuff.

Yeah, they're probably playing with each other's movies.

All right, let's do that.

Let's go.

Come on.

Vehicles.

What the hell, bro?

Vehicles.

Maga.

Where you at?

Dude.

What the fuck, dude?

Vehicles.

Oh, damn.

Holy shit, dude.

Did your tallywifers go back in there?

I never lived.

Let's go see some gay stuff, buddy.

Let's do it.

How are we getting in there?

I don't know, man.

I just got here.

Fuck it.

Let's go out of front door.

Did the watch on?

No, man.

They're unlocked.

Put your back into it.

Come on.

That's all you got.

The lock's on.

It's time.

Are you ready?

Thanks, though.

There's been so much build up to this.

And now it's time.

But if it doesn't work.

Holy shit.

But what if it does work?

Why are you in this thing anyway?

First I was supposed to be in like a motorized car or something.

But the director couldn't find one.

So here I am in this jakey ass wheelchair.

Okay.

But why even being a motorized car to begin with?

Oh yeah.

I forgot that part.

I'm supposed to have a broke leg or something.

With a roof of a couple of layers.

That makes no sense.

None of this shit makes sense, man.

Like how can we see that?

Oh shit.

You can see them too.

Thank god.

I thought I was tripping on me.

We can all see that.

So what the hell is this dude?

I thought I was just acting on the movie.

Brother, it's an animated build scene.

It's just different.

So what do we do?

No one really knows man.

Just make your way through it.

See what happened.

Try to remember this great.

That's fucking weird dude.

I'm just happy to be working.

Alright, let's do this.

Let's do it.

What do you see, man?

Are they?

Sizzard?

I can't really see.

But you mean they're sizzard.

Pinto, utlokwe, at spiritum.

Oh shit.

I think she's gonna sacrifice and kill that golf girl or something.

What do you think we should do, bro?

I have to save her.

Come on.

That golf girl is totally gonna give me a BJ after this.

Ellie, yeah, there's no way she won.

You're totally right.

Pinto, utlokwe, at spiritum.

Pinto, utlokwe, at spiritum.

I must have done something wrong.

I don't understand.

No?

I'm short, man.

Hey, where are you guys going?

My sister's gone so I'm not going to use the devil here.

Stop it.

Get shot.

That was going to be a speed up.

Jack the referent.

I don't even know anybody.

I think we're supposed to go to you?

Come on!

Well, I guess we can...

Try again next year.

I just don't understand.

I did everything like the books I had.

You bought that book from the scholastic book there when you were kids.

I think I should write.

So... Is that the end of the movie then?

Please!

Don't kill the objective objectively hot dog girl.

Yeah, what he said.

She's way too hot to die.

What the fuck get out?

You can't kill her.

And I won't allow it.

And I'm not going to fight you on it.

Don't do it.

So kill me instead.

Yeah, nobody's trying to kill me.

What's up with that hammer then?

And that weird knife in the box.

Yeah, and what about that widget board?

I'm sure he was just going to say that.

But, you know, I wanted to interject to you.

Yeah, what's up with all that?

And why aren't you all doing all gay stuff and

finger banging and scissoring and all that?

Yeah, why aren't you all?

Oh, listen now.

Okay, look, that knife was from Dr. Ripper.

We were trying to hold his hands to communicate with him.

Fortunately, he didn't work and just created a big mess.

I think that's a goddamn lie.

That's right.

That's right.

What are you saying?

How weird feeling that I ain't even gay, bro?

Well, I can help you clean up the mess if you want.

I don't mind.

I don't want your help.

I don't even want you here.

What do you want more on?

I'm not a moron, actually.

I'm just trying to be nice.

If you don't want my help then fine, but I'm just trying to be a friend.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm right up.

I'm in a little...

Well, I guess I'm back.

Everybody, you have to get out now!

You have to leave.

You're in danger!

She's telling the truth, you're all going to die tonight.

We absolutely brought back the ghost of Jack the Ripper,

and he's imbued with the power of the Amityville House.

Damn it, all these people are actresses.

They haven't even read the script.

They have no idea.

Ding?

Like, well, okay.

Everybody's put up and convinced us many people is talking.

Let's split up.

Can I borrow me?

I think I live, so let's do it.

What do I live?

I think read the script.

No seers, do I live?

Okay, let's meet back here and send you.

Shit.

I'm freaking idiots.

I'm feeling beer on, well, let's be quite honest.

The hottest person here.

Even sticky from the beer.

We're still freaking hot.

Oh, New York.

I'm a little bit crazy, so I'm going down.

I'm going down.

I'm going down.

I'm going down.

Jack is back, right?

Hey, do you have to get out?

Yes, get out.

There's a nice bit of ripper.

And you're going to die.

You're going to die.

Can I get an enlarged pepperoni delivered?

Hey, you guys have to get out of here.

There's some guy on the loose.

Come on, get off the phone.

I'm being serious.

No.

I was always talking pizza.

All right?

I could take a break for pizza.

I mean...

X-trees, mushrooms, pepperoni, pineapple.

No, you got to eat my olives on there, man.

Extra black olives.

Of course, we're going to get black olives.

Get out now.

Go.

Anyway, we got to get out of here.

Okay.

Have you guys had any luck?

Not much.

No one believes that.

Because all of these animal vehicles have gone so outlandish.

What are we going to do?

Wait, I'm going to get it.

Let's use the script.

The script?

Yeah, I mean, none of us know the script very well, because

the director decided to give it to us at the last minute.

So let's just see what we're supposed to be doing.

You know that's not a bad idea.

Can you tell me if I die while you got this thing?

Sure.

Nope.

Looks like you're good.

You make it.

Hell yeah, man.

I knew Bobby never killed a guy on the wheelchair.

So what's it say?

What do we supposed to be doing?

Here we are.

Party scene.

Oh shit.

That cheerleader girl died in the bathroom last scene.

Have fun.

See, if you guys would be...

Listen now, like we thought you were.

None of this would be happening.

But no, you guys gotta be spooky.

Because you're listening to a bath hall or whatever.

Uh, yeah, Catherine.

The multiriline is just pretty full of herself too.

Yeah, it's true.

She's out or was hot.

You've got to be hitting me.

Come on.

Let's go to the bathroom and see if this is true.

Hello?

Someone in the shower?

Catherine?

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Guard their up.

Shit.

Are you naked?

What?

I just want to know if she's got big old mommy-mokers.

Guess no, I like big TV bris.

I like mommy-mokers.

Oh, dude.

That costume is fucking tight.

I love Dracula, dude.

Yeah, that's not a Dracula costume.

Of course it is not.

I am Jack the Ripper!

No, dude.

That's a Dracula costume.

Yeah.

Is this a Dracula costume from Amazon?

Yeah, but it's basically the same thing man, it's fine.

Bobby, I thought we were going for screen accuracy.

Dude, I did what I could with what we had.

You know, SRS movies are a little budget.

What I need to do is go get my pickup truck.

I need to go back to the house because I'm tired.

But, for this one time, last time, I'm going to do this amateur is junk for you.

Fine, just finish the same please.

All right.

Did you order a pizza?

I guess it does look pretty good.

But!

It's hot.

Got to let that shit cool for you dig in, little brunny.

A moment mate.

I think I got something right around the corner.

Maybe socks.

I can have a piece of this after we're done, right?

It's usually good, sir.

But you come over here please.

We can make it snappy, little brunny, but I

got to rewatch Dawson Creek season 3 finale.

And, you know, come on.

You can't come pizza with a cheese farm, man.

Thanks, sir.

I like it.

Yeah, it was a cheese farm.

You can't come pizza with a cheese farm.

It was a heel cap.

It's a cheese farm for a pizza.

It's for you.

You heard the money, but I'll just keep going home, boy.

Oh.

Well, I guess our pizza was half off.

Guys, we like totally have to call the police.

I agree, but it's not like we can just call them and tell them that we brought

back Jack, the ripper with the power of the Amityville house.

We can tell them that.

Absolutely ridiculous.

Okay, I got it.

Someone give me a phone.

You reached 911.

You're like the only one who reports of you.

I thought it was a police press one.

I thought it was a family line.

911, what's your magazine?

Yeah, I got these kids in the morning.

And I want you to send someone over to get them out.

Okay, sir.

I'll send them all throughout the way, okay?

Yeah, thank you.

Thank you so much.

God bless.

Yes, thank you.

Next time you use them now.

Oh yeah, I found a kill that shit.

Hell yeah, dog.

That was fucking so smart.

Man, you're the best.

You know, I love you.

I love you.

What does this script say?

Let's see.

I say, I think we should just stay in here and lock the door to the police arrive.

The nickel says, I think that's a good idea.

Let's take a look.

Yeah, that sounds like nothing like something that I would say.

I actually do not think that we should do that.

You man, fuck that idea.

She does dumb.

This fucking script sucks.

It has zero character development.

Just give it in and see what happens.

Can I do that?

No, you can't do that.

You guys are fucking up this movie.

We're on page 62 and none of you were dead yet.

I thought I didn't!

Of course you die.

You're a little chair.

You're going to die.

Fuck.

First of all, this idea sucks.

This script sucks.

And you, Mr. Director, are the reason why this movie sucks in the first place.

You guys will stop going off script would be fine.

You know I didn't fucking even read the goddamn script!

Let's just finish this shit.

I'm taking this script, figure it out.

Action.

I think we just stay in here.

I'm off the door until the police are out.

I think that's a good idea.

Let's stay put.

That must be the police.

Okay, we have to get out there before they leave.

Come on everybody.

We have to be careful though.

Jack and Ripper is still out there.

This bitch, I'm not at the college party.

Something's going on.

It's weird.

I'm going to need some backup out here.

You don't have the people at the moment.

You know that.

If you lay in my gut, something is seriously wrong out here.

Get it read.

Everyone's over the time.

This didn't mean you were full pause.

You don't have anybody.

One telling you, you guys are going to be very sorry when you don't be out here.

I hope you save the one brain failed to meet us at this party.

Something is bad, wrong guys.

Guess I got to do it myself.

Read out.

But first, I had to put these down boys in sport mode.

Yeah.

What's the call?

Come on, this feels off.

Yeah, let's go call them again.

Wait, I thought somebody will repeat that.

What the fuck was that?

Yeah, what the hell?

Open it.

I don't know.

Please, open up.

Officer, the doors stop you won't open.

Someone's already dead.

There's a killer on the loose.

Please, I'm going to try to bust again, okay?

Hey,

if I'm going to go around and try to get in the back.

Look!

It's okay.

We'll be safe.

The couple saved us.

I don't think that's what she was thinking about.

Okay, well, if she's not worried about that, then what's the problem?

If I remember the script correctly, it's about to get much worse.

What?

How much worse?

No one can escape.

They're working together.

Who's working together, Mary Ann?

The power of the Amity of the House is strapping them.

We'll jack the river.

Heels everyone.

Hey, what are we going to do?

Yeah, what do we do?

We have to get out of here.

Now's the time.

Run!

Get out of the way!

I've got to get in there.

Dude, push me behind some of the man, hide me.

I'm out here in the open.

Where are we going to put you behind?

Fuck why the director put me in this damn wheelchair.

Throw that.

Throw that camouflage blanket over you man.

We'll see me under that.

He's definitely going to see you with that on you.

What do you mean is Cam?

I was going to hide you.

It's Camo.

This works every time, bro.

Heels me under here, bro.

He's definitely never seen a game in his house.

I think it's so much worse.

Stop!

No one, mate.

No one falls here.

Hey, chat.

I'm going to take you.

I have to go in a lot better since my day.

Jinsu.

You must have been a sexually talented young man.

Camo, baby.

Got to love it.

You need no?

I can't believe she's dead.

What have I done?

I didn't need for any of this happen.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't for you.

Oh my god, Liz.

Can't believe you're alive.

Annie, she's dead.

I'm sorry.

I really am.

But we're dead too if we don't get out of here.

What do we do?

Well, the cop is outside.

We know that.

We just have to get out of this house somehow.

Can't you try the windows?

Well, bud, keep trying.

We'll waste the time.

The power of Amity Bell is too strong.

Wait, I have an idea.

If we can just get the officers attention somehow, she has a gun.

She can shoot the lock-off or something.

We don't even know where she is.

There's more windows in the living room.

If we can just make it there, I'm sure she'll see us.

You can do this.

We can make it.

I just really want to make it into the sequel.

Honestly, I don't remember what happens to me and that's great.

You're a final-girl material, Mary Ann.

I have a feeling you're coming back for part two.

Okay, let's come back for part two.

Oh yeah.

Oh man, let me see.

What the fuck can I reach from this angle?

thirsty.

It's a little bit skip through there.

What the fuck is that?

I think it's natural.

Oh yeah.

Fucking love it, I want to use man.

I don't know if I can get this strong in here.

I never was too good at these.

Hey, thanks man.

Always had a little struggle with those things.

I am just gonna see some like, oh my god.

Damn it.

I've got to do some improv here, but I don't have anything.

What the fuck?

What the fuck man?

I'm all ears.

I'm really sorry for being such a bitch to you.

By the way, you've been nothing but nice to me.

You don't have to apologize.

It's fine.

You know that.

I know, but the director said that I need to clear up

any to stain between us before the end of the movie.

To stain?

Sorry.

Sorry, it's not mine.

I think you're.

Let's make it up.

We will.

I know it.

Hey.

Wasn't your friend Annie and my boyfriend Nichols

supposed to get together before the end of the movie?

Good point.

What happened with that?

I forgot about it.

Makes sense, I guess.

Ladies, come here.

Come here.

Shoot the glass.

Get us out of here.

I can't shoot the window.

I'm a bullet-tool break glass.

What good is that?

I don't know.

It's a stupid UFO.

It's all their ports.

They're scared.

We're going to shoot their glass.

Shit stands out of order of the world.

UFOs and aliens don't exist.

I mean, technically neither is Amy and the other.

We're going to run into Jack the River.

But, it's a movie.

Yeah, it is a movie.

And, well, anything can happen.

Except to be shooting that fucking window out.

I'm so confused.

Then how do we get out of here?

Meet me at the back and I can shoot the door at all.

So you can shoot a door at all, but you can't shot at the glass.

It's what the script says.

I'm ready to wrap this shitty movie.

I was ready, like 78 pages ago.

I was hired for SNFX and catering.

I have no clue what the fuck is eating going on.

A little weird.

Just...

Meet me at the back door and let's get out of here.

Come on.

The faster we wrap this up, the faster we call it the day.

He's behind you!

Behind you!

He's behind you!

Fuck.

He's behind you!

What the fuck just happened?

Yeah, I definitely didn't read this part of the script.

I think I'm done with Amity's own movies forever.

Yeah.

Fuck Amity's all.

And fuck Jack the Ripper.

That last earth cow seemed lighter than the others.

So?

Maybe it's a skinny one?

No.

This is different.

Did you pick up something else?

Of course not.

No way.

I've been doing this job longer than you have.

Why do you always question me?

The numbers do not lie.

I ran a scan in the ship to text an additional life form.

The ship is wrong then, because I didn't.

But even if I did, we're fine.

I'm sure.

Oh shit.

In London when you'd walk the street and melancholy man you'd meet.

Approaching you on silent feet just had to go in black.

It cuts your throat from here to here and in the

dark you disappear without a trace in any place.

And all he left died was fear.

No one knows the truth.

We once they never caused time.

They never knew where he would be or where he would attack.

Oh, whisper in the dead of light and shout of dust in black.

I'd know one knows the truth.

We once were killed and fall in charge.

He'd have his homicidal fits by chopping wool and it abits.

He'd even cut off both their arms and legs and ears and kidneys.

And he'd throw them in a sack.

And when the hue and cry we'd see sits under peace to the police.

Which made it hard for Scotland theard.

We never got a moment's feet.

And no one knows the truth.

We once they never caused time.

They never knew where he would be or where he would attack.

Oh whisper in the dead of light and shout of dust in black.

I'd know one knows the truth.

We once were killed and fall in charge.

They searched and sought the river he was never caught.

So let me leave you with a thought.

Someday he will be back.

Be careful he may find you and fog and darkness blind you.

It even might be movie nights when he creeps up behind you.

No one knows us who he was.

They never caused a shock.

He's been a little quiet but he's picking up the slack.

But God is souvenir of his get wait to show you what it is.

It's very sharp.

It's very long.

It makes me feel alive and strong.

And no one knows who wrote this song.

But you can call me Jack.

I love them.

But you can call me Jack.

I love them.

I love them.

I love them.

I love them.