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fucking 95 degrees out here ah boohoo this fucking guy's whining can we just

walk inside the mall and look for girls today please can we fit the man

in the mall can we just drive around in the mall yeah let's go drive around in

the parking lot bro what are we doing what are you doing

Oh shit, there's a truck, bro. What are you doing?

I think it's gonna rain.

Goddamn, come on, man.

Yo, listen, if we don't find anything soon, let's just go, let's go eat. Oh,

we're in the ghetto, bro.

Yo, we're in the fucking, we're in the projects, bro. We're gonna get jumped.

i ain't trying to get shot i don't know which which which project are we in

which is is this spanish projects or is this yeah for sure this is spanish

projects the spanish products oh man we let's get out of here bro them

spanish people nah we're good man because i'd be claiming you know that

type of it's all about that

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Is this a one-way or is this a one-way?

No, it's not.

Bro, you gotta go the other way.

Oh shit, it is a one-way.

You gotta go the other way, bro. Make a left, make a left, make a left. Quick,

quick, quick. My bad, my bad, my bad.

Make a left, bro.

Fuck, what are you...

Man, this is girl like yeah for sure this girl is Here pull up to her

butcher Hey, hurry up get in get in I'll help you escape

No Yeah Yo, they're gonna catch you. We got it. You just escaped

from jail, right?

Is it that's not the jail Are you sure I'll help you escape

i don't know you but i'll help you i'm good you ain't gonna get away walking

like that what did you what were you in for visiting her boyfriend in jail oh

your boyfriend that's what it was what's he in for girlfriend

was it a women's jail yeah are you a lesbian yeah that's it i'm just

kidding that's not a jail i don't know what that is but that's not a jail

Can we look can we stop and talk to you for a second? Do you got like five

minutes of your time? I mean, look, I know you're okay, but like I

Do got water Whoo. Look how cold this shit is

This shit is cold Look, this shit is really cold

And a hundred bucks look water and $100

Just just to talk to you five minutes of your time.

I Have a tube channel and this is what we do. We just walk around we just like

drive around Yeah,

yeah, we're just sorry we just go around and talk shit Yeah

ice

for blood you got prison blood

I mean, do you want to, like, do you want to, like, we could reverse back

here in the shade so you're, like, standing in the shade?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, that'd be better because I know it's really hot out. Are

you from Florida?

No, I'm visiting.

You are?

Yeah. Oh, man.

Is it, what, is it cold anywhere in the States right now?

Probably. It's hot everywhere?

Uh, just wondering if you're, like, maybe escaping from, because it's, like,

hot here, so, like.

people only come here when it's like cold where they live no i'm from vegas

you're from vegas yeah sin city what stays in what happens in vegas stays in

vegas you're right what's the what's the what's the it's okay i interview you're

okay with that what's the worst you've done in vegas i don't know did you ever

go like on a gambling binge and like lose all your money

dollars really yeah i'm so sorry like my savings really what was your what was

your gambling uh what did you like to gamble on craps craps yeah damn yeah

snake eyes shake them up shake them up blow on them blow on them

really so you lost all that yeah i lost all of it so do you stop in for a

hundred dollars do you do you gamble now i don't not after that Well, you sort of

do because you're talking to me, a total stranger on the street. That's sort of

like a gamble. I guess.

Well, listen, I got this huge money opportunity.

No, I'm just kidding.

It's like, you know, never mind.

Okay, well, that's cool.

That's cool. How old are you?

I'm 23.

23. How's the water?

Great. Good, good, good, good. We just found it down the street.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just joking. I'm just

joking. No, no, no. That's good. We got to stay hydrated in Florida. Yeah. So

Vegas, who are you here with? Because right now you're by yourself.

I'm visiting family.

We do have a casino here. You're not here to see our casino, are you? I'm

not. I didn't even know there was one. Yeah, we have a casino here.

Yep. Yeah, it's shaped like a musical instrument.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, you should look it up.

I will.

Do they have craps?

They got craps.

I think they have electronic craps though.

Yeah.

What do you do for a living?

You don't work at a casino, do you?

No, I work at the mall.

The mall?

Yeah. Ain't you too old to be working at the mall?

I'm a manager.

That doesn't make you better.

I wanted to be better.

Oh, I'm just kidding. I mean, hey, job's a job. Good for you. Yeah. So you manage

a bunch of fucking...

18, 19-year-olds, huh? Yeah, exactly.

Oh, okay.

Like clothing? What do you do? Clothing, shoes, food? Yeah, we're in a clothing

store. Clothing?

Cool.

Cool. Are you wearing your product now? No.

This is my sister's stuff.

Your sister's stuff?

Yeah. Is she out here? Is that who you're visiting?

Yeah, she's out here.

Oh, wow. So you got roots here in Florida.

Mm-hmm. Are you late for something?

Yeah. Is someone going to come pick you up?

Can I give you another hundred bucks to have you stop looking? It's kind of

rude.

Like I'm trying to talk to you and like a hundred bucks.

I just think it would go over there. I need to go. It's just that you, okay,

fine. You pull a hard bargain, but I will give you $200.

This has got to be like two weeks of pay for you.

I'm just joking.

I don't know what you make.

I hope you make more than $200 every two weeks.

That's rough.

they're just they're waiting for me so i need to get i can't god 300 bucks

just five more minutes who's paying for everything here

you said you said you're with your family is it like parents or is it um i

mean you got a boyfriend family are you with a boyfriend here yeah i do you're

with your boyfriend here yeah oh why would you bring sand to the beach

I don't make no sense.

I love my boyfriend. He's the one I was here for.

Oh, okay. So you're like happily together?

Yeah. Oh, okay.

Well, that sucks.

I mean, no, that's good. That's great. You know, good relationships are hard to

find. You know, it's good that you found a good one. You know, definitely.

Definitely. He's a keeper?

Definitely a keeper.

Really? Yes.

All right. Well, looks like we should be heading.

Okay,

we'll let you go. I don't want to keep you too much longer.

It was nice meeting you. Did I even get your name? You did. I'm so sorry. That's

so stupid.

What's your name?

My name is D.

D? Yeah.

D for what? Like dick?

D for dick?

No. No? D for Debra?

D for D. D for Denise?

D for D.

d for d for d for d for d d for d d for d

all right look all right look look i'll let you go i'll let you go i'll let you

go but look um how much do you have in your hand

like

four or five hundred go put your phone away so you don't sorry you're gonna

drop things

What was that? 400?

500? What did I give you? 400?

You should put that away before it flies away. You shouldn't be splashing that

kind of money out here.

So you got 400 bucks.

You can leave with your 400 or I could double it to 800 if you're willing to do

something for us.

What are you asking me to do?

I'd be willing to give you 800 total if...

You threw that water bottle on your chest.

No. Why not?

It's hot.

No, not that hot. Look, I didn't want to point out, but you do know you're not

wearing a bra, right?

Yes. Okay, well, you obviously have both nipples pierced.

Uh-huh.

So, I mean, you obviously are like, I wouldn't say you're trying to show

people, but I would say like.

I'm definitely not trying.

Just pretend you're drinking it and you have a hole in your lip. No.

Just be like... Like, drink it like that.

Drink it like the way Jade talks.

Oh, it's a mumbling friend over here. He mumbles. We call him Mumbles.

Mumbles. No, I'm good.

Yeah, he just talks like that.

So drink water like that.

I'll give you $800. You won't do it. Well, it's $400 more.

Okay, I get it. All right. I'll give you 800 more if you do it. So you're walking

away with 1,200.

Sure.

She's going to do it. No, look. Come here. Seriously. Seriously. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

Let's talk about it. Let's waste the pros and cons, okay? I get what you're

saying, right? So the pros are what? 1,200 is a lot of fucking money.

What is that? Like a month's pay for you?

I'm just joking. You said yes.

is that really a month's pay that sucks if that is that's that's a rough life

that's a rough life and you're a gambler jesus man you that yeah yeah that's not

good you're trying to get sorry okay so 1200 it's a lot of money right so that's

a that's i can help with whatever you're spending out here right can help um and

what's the cons nope can't think of any cons the cons are i just did that in

front of three random people that i don't know

but but you have your shirt on i'm not asking you to take your shirt off i mean

it's not illegal i mean i'm not gonna it's you know you could have took a

drink and then it fell and it was an accident no then i have to walk home

with a wet shirt too so i don't think so good point but i think out here in

florida probably dry quick

You probably can't even see nothing and we're all over here making a big deal

and you're passing up 1200 bucks And we're probably not even gonna see

nothing that who knows for all I know that's waterproof That's probably

waterproof material Okay,

I mean 1200 total you can walk with your measly

little $400 400 bucks

You can spend that in dinner tonight. I'll lift my shirt. I won't wet my

shirt. You'll what? I'll lift my shirt.

I won't wet my shirt.

Wow, you turned into a real shitty girlfriend real quick.

Jesus Christ, you just said... So you won't wet it, but you'll happily show us

your tits?

I'll flash you.

You're willing to flash. I mean I was trying to be like more polite about it,

but you're like you're trying to be like vulgar No, no, no. Look look come here.

Come here. Let's talk If you're really willing to do that then fuck it. I mean

I'm game. I'll pay the 12. I'm gonna fuck 800 actually more

Oh,

okay

No, I get it. I mean you can get in the van open the door I can you can get in

the van if you want I mean, it's nice and you got the AC going Well, where

else do you expect to do it? You want to do it at the jail?

In the jail Yeah,

look there's nothing in

here this is our office this is what we use to just have some fun nothing

nothing crazy

Yeah, we go around. How else are we going to reach people on the street?

What, do you expect us to get in a car?

It's crazy.

We need the space.

Removing operation.

Whatever you say, mumbling.

Sure. You're good?

Yes. All right, hop in.

Close that door.

Hey, you can sit up there. Go ahead.

Uh, do you mind one thing, though?

We're gonna drive in circles because the AC starts to get warm if we don't drive.

I'm sorry, I should have pre-warned you, but I mean, I'm not gonna, like... We're

not gonna drive out of your neighborhood.

Like, you'll see. You'll literally see. We're just gonna drive in circles.

Okay. You don't mind, right?

Yeah, that's fine.

Okay, okay.

So... You wanna... You know, maybe put your purse out the way, or...

maybe sit in the middle good posture sit up straight i mean do you want a flash

or yeah sure where's where's the money you're talking about the money

we are eight you

count it i think i got one hand since the inflation

Here, there's six.

200 more is coming.

There you go.

You should put it in your purse.

Yeah, just put it in your purse.

Yeah.

So, yeah, just, yeah, yeah.

Pull it down.

There they are. I was right.

I was right.

Damn, all you 10 bucks.

I mean, you barely...

I didn't really. You saw them. Come on, that's not really fair.

I'd rather just put them away.

I'll give you a hundred. Just take them down.

Let's chat with your titties out.

Take your arms out. Take your arms out and like pull that down. Yeah, there you

go. There you go.

Nice and cool.

Good.

This is all? this is all you wanted we're just seeing titties now let us

enjoy the titties now look i feel like

what was what what have you when you do date your boyfriends and stuff what are

they mostly into i feel like your best asset is probably your

ass do you have

a do you have a booty

I think I have one. I think my boyfriend thinks I have one.

Well, you, uh, oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, we're experts at that.

You're experts at what?

Checking out booties.

Would you be willing to just turn around and bend over?

I mean, I'll keep adding to that.

A hundred bucks, you just turn around and bend over.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just turn around and bend over. Just want to see what it

looks like.

No, Mike, you can come down here. Bring your knees down there. There you go.

Ah, okay. Well, that does look... That does look like a...

Yeah, put your elbows down.

There you go.

Would you say you have a nice arch?

Show you guys. Oh, I'm just saying I Mean that's I mean you're you aren't

bending over for us. I mean You've already crossed the line like Being a

shitty girlfriend But look what he doesn't know won't hurt him. So don't

worry. We don't know your boyfriend actually psych This is all set up your

boyfriend called us

So yeah, he officially wanted me to tell you that you guys are officially broken

up. And he said he couldn't believe that you went through with this.

Yeah.

He's on the phone. You want to talk to him?

So how much to see the booty?

Pretty much. Let's get to the point.

To see it? Yep. Like pull the pants down and see it.

You need a reveal.

I mean, I'm assuming you're wearing panties. I am.

So that's all good.

You can keep them on.

How much are you... I don't know.

$300 to pull your pants down.

Just to see it.

Yep. I mean, you're raking in some pretty good dough right now. You're like

at $1,200, $1,300, $1,600.

With inflation, I mean, it's kind of a lot.

Shit.

Yeah,

just stay there stay there just just I

Mean it's big.

We're just enjoying it. Just please let us enjoy whoa What do you say yeah,

what do you think about it?

Yeah,

like point it this way a little bit just go straight on the yeah straight on

there you go just put your elbows down Let me see yeah

Your your booty is eating your

underwear

Oh, shit. What are you doing? You spilled your water.

I thought I was trying to rinse something off. Like, it's like this

little something, like, right?

Oh, my God!

Well, your butt look hot.

Like, warm.

Like, it's in heat. Like, it look like... I'm just trying to, like, cool

it. Just cool it down.

That's all.

Oh, you know what? I can totally see your underwear better now. Now that it's

dark. You know what? Can you bend it back over?

Bend it back over.

There you go right down the middle Yeah,

our set out that looks great I got it, what would you say

your asses? You know your your underwear is like gone it disappeared in between

your vagina It's like gone. Like do you just does that like does that just rub

your clit like all day? No

Why do you keep, like, stay there?

Give us our $300 worth.

Let us enjoy the view. You already got it and uncluttered.

Don't apply the freeze.

I'll give you another hundred for the water.

No, this is another hundred.

You can't say that it doesn't even feel good the slightest.

Tell me it feels good a little bit, does it? We're soaking wet clothes now.

That's okay.

I mean... We'll find a dryer.

You'll find a dryer.

Yeah, we can hang yours Don't act like you care now

I care that my clothes are wet Can we can you just

keep bending over do you mind if we um Do you mind

if we um, I Mean

It looks like your pussy's in pain. Can we pull your underwear out?

Sure. Like, I'm worried about it. Yeah.

I'm worried about your vagina. Like, it looks like it hurts.

Look at how it just comes out of there. Like, bloop, bloop, bloop.

So bad. I just ate it up.

Just need to spread it, like, a little.

Wow. Yeah.

That's all.

I know that goes so much better.

Just cool down from like sitting up in there.

I kind of think you should take the pants off, to be honest. Yeah, I kind

of. Because they're all wet. We've got to figure out how to dry them. That was

a really good plan from you guys.

Let me give you a hand right here. Yeah, he'll help you. You don't need to.

Look,

she likes wearing different color socks.

I don't want all this to get wet.

You know how it is when stuff gets wet.

Just hugging on that.

Now that's like...

So much better.

Yeah, breathe your knees out.

There you go. Yeah, arch that back.

Stick it out.

This just went right back in.

Yeah. Yeah, pour some more water.

Let's pour a little more. Pour a little more water on there.

Is that water?

I don't think that was water. Oh, shit. That's a lube. Oh, is that a lube? You

just put lube? You just have lube. Wipe that off with your hand. Wipe that off.

Yeah, wipe that lube off. You can't just put lube on her.

Oh, man. It's like, I mean, I think it's everywhere now. It's a little, it's kind

of. You just have lube in your van?

I mean, somebody left it here. I don't know who left it. Yeah, you never know

what happens, you know.

I mean, you should keep wiping the lube. Yeah, yeah. Wipe it off her vagina.

You can't say all that about it.

Yeah, I'll show back.

What are you doing?

I mean, I thought you wanted me to put it in. Like, you want me to stop?

Oh, no.

No, don't stop?

No, please don't.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

It's fucking stupid.

Stay there. He'll be right back

Mm.

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Faster. Oh my god.

Just like that.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Fuck that shit.

Oh shit. Oh my God.

Shit!

Shit!

Okay.

Oh.

Yes, when I take it just like that.

Bang bros.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh, fuck, fuck.

Wow Wow wow wow So

is she like eating that like it's lunchtime

um well that that uh i

can't believe that worked i can't believe it either i can't believe it

worked you you're not a very good girlfriend i gotta tell you i think

you're either you don't have a boyfriend for real or you kind of lied about him

being the one

I think I have to go home and talk to my boyfriend.

I think you guys need to have a long talk.

There's your wet clothes. Thanks.

What?

That was a... Why are you still hard over there?

You can put his on if you want.

I'm okay. I think I want my clothes.

I don't think all that ass will fit in my jeans.

Where the fuck are we?

I gotta use the bathroom.

You gotta pull over.

You think they'll mind if I take a shit right there on the sidewalk?

Not out here?

No, but actually, I really gotta make it to the, uh... You know, we gotta... Just

pull over.

Can you hurry up and oh my god, I think I'm gonna think I'm gonna go on my

pants.

Oh I'm gonna go poo poo in my pants.

You gotta go poo poo in my pants.

Oh Yeah,

look You

got your pants

on yet Wow, what are those like leggings

And they're wet You

got

him on oh Yeah, I'm just gonna I'm gonna have you get out real quick right here

Just I live right there, but like I'm not I'm not allowed to bring any girls

to my house So I'm just gonna go like bathroom real quick and then I'll you

know, I'll get you and then we'll take you back home Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna take

you back. Yeah. Yeah, just need you to wait right here My house is two houses

down and I can't really bring any females there Like my girl cut my dick

off Just like wait right here in the shade don't go anywhere

Yeah, of course I would never you don't you don't even know where we're at Here

shut the door Listen, but I gotta tell you look don't go anywhere.

Okay, stay right here. This isn't like a really bad neighborhood Come come right

here. Wait, what is that? You're gonna You're gonna come back. No, no, look

your zipper Zipper yeah. Yeah

now look stand right here. Hey, I gotta see something

Wait, yeah, that is that's yeah come on your chest.

Yeah Yeah, you should wipe that up cuz you don't want to get well you don't

want to get into the the The rideshare car that you're gonna have the car to

get back home. You're not gonna want to what do you mean?

Well, I'm not taking you back

Bang bro.