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You won't believe this. I just found out that our mom is a famous porn director.

You're a fucking liar.

Don't call me a liar, you stupid witch.

She's stupid.

Stupid. Mom!

Language, Elias.

She's not. She's definitely fucking not. Hello, everyone.

You guys want to stop being such brats? Do you see that your mom is stressed?

Can you go to your rooms for a little bit or something? Come on, let me show

you. Thank you, kids.

How you feeling, sweetie?

I'm so stressed out, and I don't know when this writer's strike is going to be

done, and I don't know when I'm going to be able to finish this film.

Yeah, there's really not much you can do right now, huh?

I just hate my life right now, and these kids are driving me up the fucking wall.

Oh, Lord.

Well, look, with the production hold, I think I might have an idea.

You have wanted to go visit your crazy aunt Barb for a while, right?

Yeah.

Well, family vacation!

Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm dead serious, babe. Now's the perfect time.

School's out. I can take a week off work.

That sounds like a fucking nightmare.

Oh, come on, babe. You need this right now. We all...

Okay, I have been wanting to go there. I mean, Barb has been wanting us to host

us there.

Okay,

I'll talk to her.

Yes, yes, yes, I would.

You're just excited.

You want to take that stupid RV out.

Yeah, that's right.

She's a beauty. In fact, I'm going to take her to the mechanic right now, I

think, and get her checked out.

Right now?

Yeah, let's be impulsive, baby. We should leave tomorrow, honestly.

Tomorrow? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Yes. Tell your sister, tell the kids, we're doing this. Okay.

I love you, baby.

I love you, too.

Fuck.

Fuck.

I can't believe mom made this movie.

It's so fucking hot.

Just watching one of your movies?

Go to your room, Elias.

But we're adopted.

I guess the secret's out.

Yeah, I wasn't planning on telling you and your brother, but I guess now that

you're both sexually active, it just makes more sense.

I have been directing porn for a very long time, and now you know.

Can you at least show me some of your porn?

Sure.

I'll show you a favorite scene of mine.

Thanks, Mom.

Now you should probably do what you were doing, though. With him?

Like this?

Yeah.

But watch the movie and enjoy it while you do it.

Okay. It'll help you.

Is it gonna make you cum? Yeah.

I'm so close to cumming right now. Yeah, me too.

Yes, I'm gonna cum.

Me too.

Fuck.

I'm gonna cum.

Okay,

no one can know about that.

It's just daughter and mom bonding. It's fine. You're so strange.

Most people don't like the strange and unusual.

Hi, myself. I'm strange and unusual.

Speaking of strange and unusual, we're going to visit your Aunt Barb tomorrow.

Really? Mm-hmm. Your dad thinks it's a good idea that we go on a family

vacation. Please, please, can I bring Lydia?

Your tarantula? She's my emotional support animal.

Whatever, fine.

Yes!

We're going on holiday. We're going to go on a family vacation.

That took forever.

Well, sorry I missed dinner, sweetie, but I was just so excited to get the RV

in. And it's looking great. And I also picked up groceries for the whole trip

on the way.

That's fine. The kids ain't in their rooms anyway.

Yeah? Are they excited for the trip?

Oh, shit.

Gal is, but I completely forgot to talk to Elias. Oh, well, don't worry about

it. I'll go talk to him about it now. No, it's okay. I can do it.

I can talk to him. I have to have a conversation with him anyway.

Is everything all right? Yeah, it's just some mommy son stuff.

So yeah, you just relax and go take a shower.

Ah, girl troubles?

Something like that. But why don't you just go take a shower, relax.

I'll get packed and all that. Yeah. All right, sweetie.

I'm sorry, sweetie.

I totally should have told you and your sister what I do for a living.

I just wasn't thinking about it until now.

It's okay, Mom. I get it. Sex is weird.

It really is.

Can I ask you a question?

Sure. So, in your work, are there fluffers? Or do the guys have to take

the woman out on a date before they work? Like, what goes on?

Well, no one... goes out on dates or anything like that okay but

to talk about fluffers per se are you are you getting hard

right now i can see your cock wiggling around in your pants are you hard right

now all this sex talk you know it's just it's okay it's okay so

i'll just finish answering you while i touch you over your pants okay okay so

The thing about fluffers is it's really, and when a girl and a guy are working

together, it's the girl rubbing the guy like this, and

then she'll pull his pants down and start sucking his cock.

Are you sure about this, Mom?

Yes, sweetie.

Wow, look how turned on you are just by talking about all this stuff.

It's perfectly normal.

As I rub your cock over your pants like that.

It's okay, you can push your pants down a little.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah,

look how hard you're getting.

Yeah.

Thinking about all that porn really turns you on.

I

can

just see that cock throbbing. Those veins are getting bigger.

This is how you know somebody's about to have a big load come out of their balls.

Believe me, I've seen a lot of it.

Yes.

Does that feel good like that?

Oh, my God. It feels so good.

So, see, there's no such thing as fluffers.

What there is, though, is there's a girl and a guy just like this.

I'm showing you exactly what happens.

The girl will stroke him and suck him.

You mean this is a normal thing in your job? Mm-hmm. What? Yeah.

Yes.

Yes,

the best part is the grand finale, watching them come at the end. That's my

favorite part about directing.

Holy shit.

Oh my God.

You're gonna make... Oh, jeez.

Oh my God. Mom, you're gonna make me cum.

You do this at your job every day?

Okay, Elias.

No one will know about this. I promise.

Okay, God.

Now we're going to be going on a trip to see your

Aunt Barb for a few days.

What?

Pack a bag.

Okay? Good night.

Okay.

Jeez.

Come on, you guys. Let's go.

I have more than enough time to pack your shit.

Hello?

Where is everyone?

Oh,

my. Come on. Not now.

Your dad is waiting outside.

deep in your sister.

You're a fucking artist, mom.

I'm so in awe.

Like, this is my mother.

Oh my god. Who even are we? We're the Taylors. Yeah, we're the Taylors. I'm

sure if you join us, we'll finish much quicker.

Well... Okay. But you know the rules.

We know. We won't tell our dad.

Okay.

But we have to be quick because seriously, he's outside waiting. I don't

want him getting suspicious, okay?

Okay.

You won't be needing this.

I wanna see how you're doing there.

That looks great.

How did it feel?

You want to taste some?

Oh, you're such a fast learner.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Oh, that looks so great when you do that.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

You really did learn from watching all the movies, didn't you?

Can I see your teeth?

Yes.

Oh, yes. Just like that.

More gentle.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

No, no, no.

Your stepbrother's cock is good, isn't it?

It tastes so good. Ah, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

There.

Just like that.

I'm so

sorry.

Oh my god.

You're doing so good.

The syrup tastes like in the real movies.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes, let me taste that pussy.

It's so good, Mama.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Nice and easy.

I'm gonna fuck your stepsister right in front of me.

Yes.

Come here.

Come up here.

Come lay on me.

Yes. Just like that. Yes.

Just like that. The only way I can grab your tits is by your pussy.

Nice and gently on that pussy.

You have to go nice and slow when you stroke her pussy.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, that looks so good.

You want to taste your pussy? Yes.

You're doing such a good job taking that cock in your pussy.

You

feel

good? Yeah, I feel so good.

I love having my son's cock in there. Yeah, I want you to tell me when you're

gonna come though.

Okay.

I'm getting close.

Yes, keep rubbing your pussy like that.

That will really help you stimulate your softer cum.

Yes, yes, just like that.

I'm gonna cum.

Yes, do it.

Thank you.

That

feel

good? Yeah.

Oh, every time he puts it in my pussy back and forth, your titties are

bouncing in my face.

Oh, you're doing such a good job, Elias.

I just feel her sits bouncing on my knees. Oh, fuck. It feels so good. It

feels so good.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Your ass looks so good from here.

I didn't mean to come over your tongue like that.

Yeah, taste your sister's pussy while she eats mine.

Oh yeah, just like that.

Where really are the tailors?

Yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Switch with me so I can catch your pussy.

It feels so good.

Fuck,

your tongue feels so good.

Your brother wants to come already.

Yeah, I do.

It feels so good.

I think your brother wants to jerk his cock all over our fucking titties. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh,

you really got it everywhere, huh?

Oh, fuck. Okay.

Okay.

Seriously, though?

You have to get ready and go, so... Run like the wind out there.

So your dad doesn't think of anything, okay?

Okay.

Let's go.

Come on, guys.

Let's hit the road.

Adventure waits for no one.

What's wrong with you? Why are you so fucking quiet?

Nothing. It's kind of embarrassing.

So, are you going to tell me, or are you just going to sit there like someone so

sweet as your puppy?

Look, when I was at camp last year, I met this cute girl, and it was just so

awkward, and I was nervous, and when I kissed her, she said it was the worst

kiss ever.

And it just, oh, I was so embarrassed, and, you know, it just sucks.

Look, some girls think it's sweet when you don't know how to kiss.

But I've never really... done it before i've got an idea okay listen we're not

gonna fall in love okay you're nice but i think you're about as attractive as a

bar of soap but we can give it a go okay okay relax your jaw

better more tongue

better was that good yeah you're getting better okay

More tongue.

Yes, tongue. Okay.

Kids are awfully quiet back there.

Want to go see what they're doing?

Sure.

You too.

If your father sees you.

Relax, Mom. I'll just teach you how to kiss.

All right.

Yeah. He said he's never done it before. He's getting better. This is my first

time.

The other day. I know. I didn't know either.

I think we should teach him. I didn't know.

Okay. Well, show me.

We've learned so far. Just the basics.

That's good.

Can I show you something?

Okay. Okay.

Oh. You see that? Want to do it with my tongue there? Yes, ma'am. Mm-hmm. Oh,

wow. Mm-hmm.

Now do that to your sister.

Oh, okay.

Oh, yes. Keep going.

Oh, I have to capture this.

So proud.

He's getting better. So good.

Oh, oh.

Everything all right back there?

Yes, honey, we're just playing a heated game of road bingo, right, kids?

Yeah.

All right. You really should slow down, though.

Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

I think we're getting pulled over.

Okay, kids, put your buckles on and stay calm.

It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

I told you to slow down.

Ah, buenos dias, officer.

Driver's license.

Okay, just a sec here.

There you go, sir.

I'm gonna need everyone to step out of the vehicle.

Everyone.

Ah.

I mean, you just caught us in a game of road vending. Step out of the vehicle.

Just give us a moment. Uno momento. We'll be right out there.

All right.

Okay.

Let's go.

Come on, kids.

Okay, so?

What in the fuck is wrong with you?

No, just nervous, sir.

Are you fucking stoned?

No, sir.

Pull your shit together.

It's fine, it's fine. I'm just gonna...

Tell you what, $1,000.

That's an awful lot of money, sir. I don't know if we got that much.

Maybe $250?

$300?

Just fuck him, man.

Gal!

She does have a point, honey. Just let her. We'll get out of this. What?

It'll be very quick.

Two seconds.

I think it'll be good. You guys can just stay out here.

We'll take care of business, be on our way.

We don't have the money.

Is that going to work for you?

All right, then.

Okay. Get to it, I suppose.

Okay, just wait there.

Okay.

Okay, officer.

And you two.

You wait out here and jerk each other off.

Garcia's. Thank you very much.

You don't have a thousand dollars?

I don't have shit.

I got my debit card, maybe 200 bucks in there.

Fine.

Go on, ladies. Get in the camper.

started some tight space.

How long have you been living in here?

Um, just like a couple of days or so.

You own a cat?

No.

Can you store your clothes on the floor?

Yeah, yep.

So this is your mom? Yeah.

She's adopted, so it's okay.

Have you guys done anything like this before?

Just a few times. A couple times.

But she's adopted, so it's okay.

I like the dynamic.

I want to see you two kiss.

Did I say stop?

No, officer.

More tongue.

Fuck yeah.

All right.

Seen enough of that.

How old are you?

22.

What can I say? I like him young.

Don't we all?

You know how to please a man?

Yeah.

The fuck do you know about pleasing a man?

I'll try.

What do you think, Mom?

I mean, I think she could do a good job, but we'll see, right?

You'll show him? Yeah.

I'll do my best, Mom.

Yeah? Yeah.

Take your shirt off. I'd say you want to.

You always breathe this heavy? Yeah, especially when I'm around a cop.

I'll tell you when to stop. Keep going.

She's a little freak, isn't she?

Mm-hmm.

She really is.

Is this what 22-year-olds wear? The bullshit?

Yeah.

Rip it off.

Mom.

Sorry,

I was getting hot

Is this a G-string?

I think so. Is that what this is?

Yeah. Yeah? I don't know why she's wearing it.

Looks good, doesn't it?

She's been really sweaty all day in these, I can tell.

You like the small pussy?

Sweaty, young pussy?

You got his full face in your pussy right now.

Don't you move.

You're in the same position as her.

Make him air these pussies.

Okay.

What are these, fucking granny panties?

No.

Your mom's wearing granny panties.

It's laundry day.

It's a nice looking pussy.

It's got rhinestones on it.

Yeah. From the time. Rhinestones.

Smell and taste this pussy.

Sorry.

That's a nice fucking pussy. My gosh.

Come again.

She'll know how good you can do it.

I taught her everything she knows.

You know what they say.

Family that plays together stays together.

So true.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Stay on it. Yeah.

Stay on it.

Show me what young girl you are. Yeah.

Cocker air you choose.

Cocker air. Don't be a fucking quitter.

I think she chose cock.

Yeah, it's just like, oh, you suck that cock so good.

See, dogs are so happy to see you right now.

Goddamn.

Damn boys, mama's got a mouth on her.

Where would you like me, sir?

What?

Where would you like me, sir?

It's the most tattoo you have, though.

He has a tattoo on his back. Yes, there's no regrets.

Your daughter sucks these balls, boys.

You're doing so good.

Thanks, Mom.

Yeah.

Yeah,

go all the way down. Move that hand out of the way.

Yeah. Grab her head, baby.

Let's just shake the book all the way off.

She really knows where she's staying

Does that

feel good?

You're doing this for the family honey, I'm so proud of you.

Are you still close?

I wanna taste that cum.

Go over there so you can play with your pussy.

I want you to put that cock in there.

Put my cock in your bum.

Yes.

Beautiful ball.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, shit.

Hey,

I put your pussy right by his face.

Yes, make sure always like... I'm getting him to taste it and smell it. He

put his fingers inside of it.

Oh my god, this cockles so good.

Oh, that's a yes, yes, yes.

I licked that cockle inside your mom's hands.

Oh,

that's good.

It's so good.

Yeah, she's just like that.

Yeah, just let the officer use you, okay?

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You want to hold his pussy in your face?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Put your head up.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

I feel so good.

You're so close to coming.

Oh, yeah. My tummy is so hard.

It's hurting me.

I'm coming.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

She's a noisy little one.

You have hands of the law on that ass.

The law and cock of the law.

Let

me see that

pussy. Put that pussy on my face.

Yeah, just like that.

um um

You're definitely shaking yourself.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

Do you want to

play

with your pussy?

I wonder what it actually tastes like.

Oh, yeah.

You like that trick? I taught her that.

Right? Just lick along the tip and suck on it a little.

Yes.

Yes.

I'd love to see it come all over her face and we can eat it off.

That'd be so hot.

You really have something to show Dad, huh?

I like that one.

Probably.

That's a little fruity, that one.

Yeah, spit all over it, spit all over it.

Well, it looks like your entire family is free to get up.

Thanks, officer.

We did it, mom. We did it. I knew we could work something out.

Hey, let's get the fuck out of my town.

Yes, officer. Yes, officer.

What's wrong with us?

Yo, Dad.

I think that cop's got a tramp stamp.

Oh.

No regrets, huh?

Not even a single letter?

Oh, my God.

This is a big house.

You guys are so gorgeous.

If you weren't related, I would say go make some babies.

I love babies. Well, were I adopted, I guess it could work.

Mr. Comedian over here, I would say the day your parents adopted you.

Best day of our lives.

Oh, yeah.

Well, you all look exhausted.

Why don't you come in and get some rest and get ready for the festivities?

Oh, Barb, that's not necessary.

We just want to chill, relax some evening, and drive a lot.

Well, I was just thinking we would have a fun family game night.

Yeah, that sounds good.

Sure. Come on in, guys. Let's go. All right.

Damn it, Barb. This is a nice house.

Hey, honey.

Hey.

How you doing? I just want to talk to you for a second.

Yeah, what's up?

Oh, I don't know. Just ever since we left the house, the kids have been

acting kind of weird. And I mean, I don't know if you know anything about

that, but also, you know, me and you.

We haven't really gotten to make love this whole time.

Oh, okay, okay. Can we just not, yeah, can we not do that right now? Can we

just talk about this later?

Is there going to be a better time to talk about it? There really is. I just

want to talk about it later. We're so tired. We've been driving a lot.

I'm so tired.

All right. I just want to relax. All right, we'll talk about it later.

Okay. Thank you. Time for a night of dinner and family fun, kiddos. The kids

are at the dinner table. Is everything okay in here?

Everything's great, Barb. Thank you so much. We'll be right there, okay?

Okay, yep. We'll be right there.

So, you're a pornographer now?

Yes.

It's not that big of a deal. With the writer's strike going on, I didn't know

when I was going to be picking work back up.

So, the opportunity kind of fell into my hands.

This big porn company reached out to me, offered me it, and I took it. I needed

the money.

And the kids know about this? Yeah.

They're actually really cool with it.

They called me a cool mom, not a regular mom.

That's unbelievable.

That's really not that big of a deal. Just calm down, okay?

It's unbelievable. It's not. We're going to talk about it later. Calm down.

Breathe.

Calm down.

We've done this so many times before.

Airplane.

Terminator. Right.

Our nation's capital.

Al-Qaeda.

I'm sorry, sweetie. Your aunt gets carried away sometimes.

Fish.

No, what else have you conveniently...

I've been leaving out.

And for my kids, they're stuck.

Look, this whole trip, something has been off.

What aren't you telling me?

Later. We'll talk about it later.

Okay.

It was a party.

It was a party.

It was simple.

I just can't.

It was good, sweetie.

Good job. Yeah, it's okay.

What really matters here is honesty.

And that's what this family seems to be lacking.

So, you okay, Dad?

Dad, it's your turn. Yeah, I'm just fine.

Okay.

All right. Let's have some fun. Okay, let's go. You got this. I got a good

one. You're really good at this. We always win. I'm so competitive with

this. Let's go.

Hammer.

Tools. Chop.

Barf.

Cucumber. Zucchini. Good guess. Pinocchio.

Pinocchio. Cucumber. Oh, Pinocchio.

Balls. Dick.

Ass fucking.

Rim jobs.

Oh, rose budding ass.

That's what it is.

What? Ass fucking.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm so sorry.

I don't know. It's a skateboard.

Oh, I knew that. I was just messing with you. I knew that. There's something

going on with you. No, I knew it. Skateboard, you guys.

Skateboard.

It's so good. I knew that. I am really good.

You are.

Really great. Really, really good. Oh my god. Where's Lydia?

I'm not sure.

You lost your experiential again.

Oh, shit!

What the?

You good, Dad?

What is wrong?

I don't think so.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

There it is.

See?

Just don't look at it. It's not that bad. It's not that bad.

Are you sure? Yeah, don't look down.

Oh, my God. Fine.

Okay.

I think I have an idea. I'll suck the venom out of it. Does that even work? I

don't know, but I don't want to. I don't want it to get worse.

Come here.

Maybe this is the answer.

That spider is a ball-chomping monster!

Mom, Dad's got a huge boner. Whoa.

Yeah, you probably should do something about that.

Wow. Okay.

Yeah.

You're doing such a good job, gal.

Wow.

It's really great.

I think we're definitely getting it out for sure.

Let's get those fucking balls. That's right, that's right.

I think we should all sit on the couch.

What do you think?

Should we sit on the couch as a family? Yeah, is that what you want?

I think so.

All right, you're the boss right now.

It's hot in here.

Come look at your sister's pussy.

Oh my

gosh, that's

so sexy.

Oh, yes, it's so good.

Nice and gentle.

Yes, let me see those titties.

Yeah, let me see those titties.

Oh, nice and easy.

You're super deep back there.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, right there.

Come suck your brother's cup.

Your adopted brother.

Oh yeah, that's my fucking wife.

I think it's the swelling went down, but it went to somewhere else.

Oh, I love seeing this hard cock get in my face like this. My stepdadder eats my

pussy.

That's great.

Yes,

I know there's still some fucking poison in there.

Turn it around.

Flip it. Flip it.

Your fucking gadgets stack us on each other. Oh, that sounds hot. Yeah.

Yeah?

What parenting is all about. Yes, I agree.

I agree.

You can't come until I tell you. Can you hear me?

Yes.

This is what vacation is all about, too.

Not yet.

You want to, don't you? Yes.

Okay.

You can let us know you're dead, but I'm sick. Plus, you like that.

Yeah!

I don't know what I'm talking about.

Remember that trick I taught you with the officer on the side?

I taught her this, honey, watch.

I am watching, trust me.

I taught her this.

That is some move.

This is how we saved $1,000.

That was a good bargain.

Yeah.

how much you like.

Come taste it. Come taste it. Come put your foot in my water.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I wonder what the venom looks like when you shoot it out of you.

I love you.

Sit on the spot.

Get back on there.

Come on.

Spread that fucking ass open. Lift it up.

Hold on.

It's so tight.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, keep fucking rubbing that pussy like that.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Yeah, you want to make me come with your fingers, don't you? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Fucking squeeze that pussy around that cock. Yeah, just squeeze that cock which

is inside of you.

He loves that.

Yeah. Yes.

Yes.

I love that, oh my god, yes.

I'm just worshiping the ladies.

I bet if we worship you, we'll get something

to come out of you.

You're not wrong about that.

Yeah, let's do that, mother.

Let's turn you around again.

Yeah, let's do that one time, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, this is the best meal for sure.

I love this.

Oh, fuck yeah.

You shove it back in. Beautiful.

Oh my god.

Let's give her the cum.

Oh my god.

Yeah. Get it all over those tits. Get those fucking tits all wet.

Yeah.

Get it all done on the mouth.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

such a good oh my god yeah yes don't leave any

don't leave any yes

Just so we know.

We should get cleaned up.

All right, well, you know where the showers are.