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You won't believe this. I just found out
that our mom is a famous porn director.
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You're a fucking liar.
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Don't call me a liar, you stupid witch.
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She's stupid.
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Stupid. Mom!
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Language, Elias.
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She's not. She's definitely fucking not.
Hello, everyone.
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You guys want to stop being such brats?
Do you see that your mom is stressed?
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Can you go to your rooms for a little
bit or something? Come on, let me show
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you. Thank you, kids.
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How you feeling, sweetie?
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I'm so stressed out, and I don't know
when this writer's strike is going to be
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done, and I don't know when I'm going to
be able to finish this film.
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Yeah, there's really not much you can do
right now, huh?
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I just hate my life right now, and these
kids are driving me up the fucking wall.
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Oh, Lord.
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Well, look, with the production hold, I
think I might have an idea.
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You have wanted to go visit your crazy
aunt Barb for a while, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, family vacation!
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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I'm dead serious, babe. Now's the
perfect time.
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School's out. I can take a week off
work.
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That sounds like a fucking nightmare.
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Oh, come on, babe. You need this right
now. We all...
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Okay, I have been wanting to go there. I
mean, Barb has been wanting us to host
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us there.
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Okay,
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I'll talk to her.
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Yes, yes, yes, I would.
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You're just excited.
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You want to take that stupid RV out.
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Yeah, that's right.
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She's a beauty. In fact, I'm going to
take her to the mechanic right now, I
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think, and get her checked out.
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Right now?
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Yeah, let's be impulsive, baby. We
should leave tomorrow, honestly.
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Tomorrow? Yeah. Oh, okay.
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Yes. Tell your sister, tell the kids,
we're doing this. Okay.
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I love you, baby.
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I love you, too.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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I can't believe mom made this movie.
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It's so fucking hot.
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Just watching one of your movies?
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Go to your room, Elias.
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But we're adopted.
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I guess the secret's out.
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Yeah, I wasn't planning on telling you
and your brother, but I guess now that
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you're both sexually active, it just
makes more sense.
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I have been directing porn for a very
long time, and now you know.
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Can you at least show me some of your
porn?
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Sure.
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I'll show you a favorite scene of mine.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Now you should probably do what you were
doing, though. With him?
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Like this?
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Yeah.
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But watch the movie and enjoy it while
you do it.
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Okay. It'll help you.
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Is it gonna make you cum? Yeah.
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I'm so close to cumming right now. Yeah,
me too.
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Yes, I'm gonna cum.
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Me too.
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Fuck.
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I'm gonna cum.
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Okay,
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no one can know about that.
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It's just daughter and mom bonding. It's
fine. You're so strange.
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Most people don't like the strange and
unusual.
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Hi, myself. I'm strange and unusual.
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Speaking of strange and unusual, we're
going to visit your Aunt Barb tomorrow.
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Really? Mm-hmm. Your dad thinks it's a
good idea that we go on a family
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vacation. Please, please, can I bring
Lydia?
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Your tarantula? She's my emotional
support animal.
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Whatever, fine.
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Yes!
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We're going on holiday. We're going to
go on a family vacation.
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That took forever.
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Well, sorry I missed dinner, sweetie,
but I was just so excited to get the RV
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in. And it's looking great. And I also
picked up groceries for the whole trip
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on the way.
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That's fine. The kids ain't in their
rooms anyway.
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Yeah? Are they excited for the trip?
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Oh, shit.
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Gal is, but I completely forgot to talk
to Elias. Oh, well, don't worry about
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it. I'll go talk to him about it now.
No, it's okay. I can do it.
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I can talk to him. I have to have a
conversation with him anyway.
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Is everything all right? Yeah, it's just
some mommy son stuff.
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So yeah, you just relax and go take a
shower.
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Ah, girl troubles?
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Something like that. But why don't you
just go take a shower, relax.
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I'll get packed and all that. Yeah. All
right, sweetie.
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I'm sorry, sweetie.
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I totally should have told you and your
sister what I do for a living.
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I just wasn't thinking about it until
now.
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It's okay, Mom. I get it. Sex is weird.
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It really is.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Sure. So, in your work, are there
fluffers? Or do the guys have to take
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the woman out on a date before they
work? Like, what goes on?
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Well, no one... goes out on dates or
anything like that okay but
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to talk about fluffers per se are you
are you getting hard
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right now i can see your cock wiggling
around in your pants are you hard right
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now all this sex talk you know it's just
it's okay it's okay so
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i'll just finish answering you while i
touch you over your pants okay okay so
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The thing about fluffers is it's really,
and when a girl and a guy are working
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together, it's the girl rubbing the guy
like this, and
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then she'll pull his pants down and
start sucking his cock.
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Are you sure about this, Mom?
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Yes, sweetie.
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Wow, look how turned on you are just by
talking about all this stuff.
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It's perfectly normal.
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As I rub your cock over your pants like
that.
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It's okay, you can push your pants down
a little.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah,
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look how hard you're getting.
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Yeah.
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Thinking about all that porn really
turns you on.
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I
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can
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just see that cock throbbing. Those
veins are getting bigger.
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This is how you know somebody's about to
have a big load come out of their balls.
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Believe me, I've seen a lot of it.
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Yes.
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Does that feel good like that?
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Oh, my God. It feels so good.
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So, see, there's no such thing as
fluffers.
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What there is, though, is there's a girl
and a guy just like this.
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I'm showing you exactly what happens.
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The girl will stroke him and suck him.
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You mean this is a normal thing in your
job? Mm-hmm. What? Yeah.
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Yes.
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Yes,
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the best part is the grand finale,
watching them come at the end. That's my
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favorite part about directing.
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Holy shit.
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Oh my God.
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You're gonna make... Oh, jeez.
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Oh my God. Mom, you're gonna make me
cum.
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You do this at your job every day?
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Okay, Elias.
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No one will know about this. I promise.
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Okay, God.
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Now we're going to be going on a trip to
see your
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Aunt Barb for a few days.
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What?
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Pack a bag.
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Okay? Good night.
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Okay.
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Jeez.
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Come on, you guys. Let's go.
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I have more than enough time to pack
your shit.
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Hello?
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Where is everyone?
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Oh,
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my. Come on. Not now.
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Your dad is waiting outside.
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deep in your sister.
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You're a fucking artist, mom.
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I'm so in awe.
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Like, this is my mother.
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Oh my god. Who even are we? We're the
Taylors. Yeah, we're the Taylors. I'm
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sure if you join us, we'll finish much
quicker.
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Well... Okay. But you know the rules.
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We know. We won't tell our dad.
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Okay.
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But we have to be quick because
seriously, he's outside waiting. I don't
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want him getting suspicious, okay?
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Okay.
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You won't be needing this.
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I wanna see how you're doing there.
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That looks great.
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How did it feel?
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You want to taste some?
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Oh, you're such a fast learner.
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Just like that.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that looks so great when you do
that.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, just like that.
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You really did learn from watching all
the movies, didn't you?
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Can I see your teeth?
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Yes.
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Oh, yes. Just like that.
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More gentle.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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No, no, no.
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Your stepbrother's cock is good, isn't
it?
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It tastes so good. Ah, yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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There.
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Just like that.
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I'm so
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sorry.
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Oh my god.
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You're doing so good.
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The syrup tastes like in the real
movies.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Yes, let me taste that pussy.
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It's so good, Mama.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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Nice and easy.
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I'm gonna fuck your stepsister right in
front of me.
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Yes.
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Come here.
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Come up here.
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Come lay on me.
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Yes. Just like that. Yes.
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Just like that. The only way I can grab
your tits is by your pussy.
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Nice and gently on that pussy.
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You have to go nice and slow when you
stroke her pussy.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Oh, that looks so good.
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You want to taste your pussy? Yes.
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You're doing such a good job taking that
cock in your pussy.
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You
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feel
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good? Yeah, I feel so good.
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I love having my son's cock in there.
Yeah, I want you to tell me when you're
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gonna come though.
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00:20:28,410 --> 00:20:29,410
Okay.
237
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:30,730
I'm getting close.
238
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,620
Yes, keep rubbing your pussy like that.
239
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,380
That will really help you stimulate your
softer cum.
240
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:43,920
Yes, yes, just like that.
241
00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:47,240
I'm gonna cum.
242
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,500
Yes, do it.
243
00:21:03,270 --> 00:21:04,330
Thank you.
244
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:12,470
That
245
00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:19,530
feel
246
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:20,530
good? Yeah.
247
00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:27,390
Oh, every time he puts it in my pussy
back and forth, your titties are
248
00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:28,430
bouncing in my face.
249
00:22:20,930 --> 00:22:23,930
Oh, you're doing such a good job, Elias.
250
00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:29,420
I just feel her sits bouncing on my
knees. Oh, fuck. It feels so good. It
251
00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:30,420
feels so good.
252
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:31,479
Oh,
253
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:37,820
fuck.
254
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,760
Oh, fuck. Oh,
255
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,500
fuck.
256
00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:39,900
Yes. Yes.
257
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:45,660
Yes. Your ass looks so good from here.
258
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:22,980
I didn't mean to come over your tongue
like that.
259
00:24:49,950 --> 00:24:54,090
Yeah, taste your sister's pussy while
she eats mine.
260
00:24:54,510 --> 00:24:56,770
Oh yeah, just like that.
261
00:25:01,170 --> 00:25:03,150
Where really are the tailors?
262
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:40,760
Yes, yes,
263
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,900
yes, yes, yes.
264
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,900
Switch with me so I can catch your
pussy.
265
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,240
It feels so good.
266
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,960
Fuck,
267
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,640
your tongue feels so good.
268
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,940
Your brother wants to come already.
269
00:27:36,510 --> 00:27:37,510
Yeah, I do.
270
00:27:37,610 --> 00:27:39,590
It feels so good.
271
00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:07,360
I think your brother wants to jerk his
cock all over our fucking titties. Yeah.
272
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,160
Oh, my God.
273
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,400
Yeah. Oh,
274
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,900
you really got it everywhere, huh?
275
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,180
Oh, fuck. Okay.
276
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,920
Okay.
277
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,280
Seriously, though?
278
00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:34,920
You have to get ready and go, so... Run
like the wind out there.
279
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,640
So your dad doesn't think of anything,
okay?
280
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,300
Okay.
281
00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:41,940
Let's go.
282
00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:48,180
Come on, guys.
283
00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:49,220
Let's hit the road.
284
00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:52,100
Adventure waits for no one.
285
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,560
What's wrong with you? Why are you so
fucking quiet?
286
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,800
Nothing. It's kind of embarrassing.
287
00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:19,520
So, are you going to tell me, or are you
just going to sit there like someone so
288
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,520
sweet as your puppy?
289
00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:27,020
Look, when I was at camp last year, I
met this cute girl, and it was just so
290
00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:30,960
awkward, and I was nervous, and when I
kissed her, she said it was the worst
291
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:31,799
kiss ever.
292
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:36,780
And it just, oh, I was so embarrassed,
and, you know, it just sucks.
293
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,060
Look, some girls think it's sweet when
you don't know how to kiss.
294
00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:46,650
But I've never really... done it before
i've got an idea okay listen we're not
295
00:29:46,650 --> 00:29:50,190
gonna fall in love okay you're nice but
i think you're about as attractive as a
296
00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:56,890
bar of soap but we can give it a go okay
okay relax your jaw
297
00:29:56,890 --> 00:30:01,010
better more tongue
298
00:30:01,010 --> 00:30:07,730
better was that good yeah you're getting
better okay
299
00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:11,940
More tongue.
300
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,200
Yes, tongue. Okay.
301
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,040
Kids are awfully quiet back there.
302
00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:19,920
Want to go see what they're doing?
303
00:30:20,140 --> 00:30:21,140
Sure.
304
00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:25,020
You too.
305
00:30:25,820 --> 00:30:27,600
If your father sees you.
306
00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:29,760
Relax, Mom. I'll just teach you how to
kiss.
307
00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:31,839
All right.
308
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:36,240
Yeah. He said he's never done it before.
He's getting better. This is my first
309
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,240
time.
310
00:30:38,510 --> 00:30:41,110
The other day. I know. I didn't know
either.
311
00:30:42,390 --> 00:30:44,670
I think we should teach him. I didn't
know.
312
00:30:47,150 --> 00:30:49,670
Okay. Well, show me.
313
00:30:49,950 --> 00:30:51,890
We've learned so far. Just the basics.
314
00:30:57,370 --> 00:30:58,370
That's good.
315
00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:00,970
Can I show you something?
316
00:31:01,410 --> 00:31:02,650
Okay. Okay.
317
00:31:08,110 --> 00:31:11,810
Oh. You see that? Want to do it with my
tongue there? Yes, ma'am. Mm-hmm. Oh,
318
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:12,830
wow. Mm-hmm.
319
00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:17,150
Now do that to your sister.
320
00:31:17,470 --> 00:31:18,470
Oh, okay.
321
00:31:20,690 --> 00:31:22,610
Oh, yes. Keep going.
322
00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:24,350
Oh, I have to capture this.
323
00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:28,750
So proud.
324
00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,370
He's getting better. So good.
325
00:31:34,210 --> 00:31:35,210
Oh, oh.
326
00:31:35,350 --> 00:31:36,650
Everything all right back there?
327
00:31:37,470 --> 00:31:41,610
Yes, honey, we're just playing a heated
game of road bingo, right, kids?
328
00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:42,950
Yeah.
329
00:31:43,290 --> 00:31:45,950
All right. You really should slow down,
though.
330
00:31:50,370 --> 00:31:53,090
Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
331
00:31:53,430 --> 00:31:54,770
I think we're getting pulled over.
332
00:32:01,270 --> 00:32:04,530
Okay, kids, put your buckles on and stay
calm.
333
00:32:07,370 --> 00:32:08,770
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
334
00:32:11,050 --> 00:32:12,510
I told you to slow down.
335
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,940
Ah, buenos dias, officer.
336
00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:45,820
Driver's license.
337
00:32:46,740 --> 00:32:48,940
Okay, just a sec here.
338
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,160
There you go, sir.
339
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,740
I'm gonna need everyone to step out of
the vehicle.
340
00:33:08,459 --> 00:33:09,459
Everyone.
341
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:10,900
Ah.
342
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,660
I mean, you just caught us in a game of
road vending. Step out of the vehicle.
343
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:20,460
Just give us a moment. Uno momento.
We'll be right out there.
344
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,420
All right.
345
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:25,900
Okay.
346
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:29,320
Let's go.
347
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:35,360
Come on, kids.
348
00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:40,850
Okay, so?
349
00:33:52,210 --> 00:33:54,470
What in the fuck is wrong with you?
350
00:33:54,670 --> 00:33:56,390
No, just nervous, sir.
351
00:33:57,670 --> 00:33:59,310
Are you fucking stoned?
352
00:33:59,590 --> 00:34:00,449
No, sir.
353
00:34:00,450 --> 00:34:01,690
Pull your shit together.
354
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,710
It's fine, it's fine. I'm just gonna...
355
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:14,270
Tell you what, $1,000.
356
00:34:15,969 --> 00:34:20,750
That's an awful lot of money, sir. I
don't know if we got that much.
357
00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:23,750
Maybe $250?
358
00:34:23,969 --> 00:34:24,969
$300?
359
00:34:28,050 --> 00:34:33,370
Just fuck him, man.
360
00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:35,949
Gal!
361
00:34:36,850 --> 00:34:42,929
She does have a point, honey. Just let
her. We'll get out of this. What?
362
00:34:43,310 --> 00:34:44,550
It'll be very quick.
363
00:34:44,989 --> 00:34:45,728
Two seconds.
364
00:34:45,730 --> 00:34:50,570
I think it'll be good. You guys can just
stay out here.
365
00:34:51,050 --> 00:34:52,969
We'll take care of business, be on our
way.
366
00:34:53,670 --> 00:34:54,690
We don't have the money.
367
00:34:56,650 --> 00:34:57,650
Is that going to work for you?
368
00:35:00,550 --> 00:35:01,550
All right, then.
369
00:35:01,610 --> 00:35:03,650
Okay. Get to it, I suppose.
370
00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:06,070
Okay, just wait there.
371
00:35:07,290 --> 00:35:08,290
Okay.
372
00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:11,060
Okay, officer.
373
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,400
And you two.
374
00:35:12,660 --> 00:35:14,540
You wait out here and jerk each other
off.
375
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,000
Garcia's. Thank you very much.
376
00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:20,400
You don't have a thousand dollars?
377
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:21,700
I don't have shit.
378
00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:24,500
I got my debit card, maybe 200 bucks in
there.
379
00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:27,700
Fine.
380
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,800
Go on, ladies. Get in the camper.
381
00:35:40,590 --> 00:35:41,970
started some tight space.
382
00:35:51,590 --> 00:35:52,970
How long have you been living in here?
383
00:35:54,210 --> 00:35:57,470
Um, just like a couple of days or so.
384
00:35:58,070 --> 00:35:59,070
You own a cat?
385
00:36:00,230 --> 00:36:01,230
No.
386
00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:07,870
Can you store your clothes on the floor?
387
00:36:08,090 --> 00:36:09,090
Yeah, yep.
388
00:36:12,010 --> 00:36:13,370
So this is your mom? Yeah.
389
00:36:15,330 --> 00:36:17,150
She's adopted, so it's okay.
390
00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:19,930
Have you guys done anything like this
before?
391
00:36:21,650 --> 00:36:23,810
Just a few times. A couple times.
392
00:36:24,870 --> 00:36:26,450
But she's adopted, so it's okay.
393
00:36:26,730 --> 00:36:27,810
I like the dynamic.
394
00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:30,910
I want to see you two kiss.
395
00:36:45,610 --> 00:36:46,650
Did I say stop?
396
00:36:46,890 --> 00:36:47,910
No, officer.
397
00:36:56,930 --> 00:36:57,930
More tongue.
398
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:03,250
Fuck yeah.
399
00:37:10,170 --> 00:37:11,170
All right.
400
00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:13,650
Seen enough of that.
401
00:37:16,230 --> 00:37:17,230
How old are you?
402
00:37:17,850 --> 00:37:18,850
22.
403
00:37:22,590 --> 00:37:24,210
What can I say? I like him young.
404
00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:26,250
Don't we all?
405
00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:28,810
You know how to please a man?
406
00:37:29,030 --> 00:37:30,030
Yeah.
407
00:37:30,090 --> 00:37:31,950
The fuck do you know about pleasing a
man?
408
00:37:32,270 --> 00:37:33,270
I'll try.
409
00:37:35,070 --> 00:37:36,070
What do you think, Mom?
410
00:37:37,430 --> 00:37:42,270
I mean, I think she could do a good job,
but we'll see, right?
411
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,700
You'll show him? Yeah.
412
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:45,960
I'll do my best, Mom.
413
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,440
Yeah? Yeah.
414
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,720
Take your shirt off. I'd say you want
to.
415
00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:07,460
You always breathe this heavy? Yeah,
especially when I'm around a cop.
416
00:38:13,420 --> 00:38:15,360
I'll tell you when to stop. Keep going.
417
00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:19,480
She's a little freak, isn't she?
418
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Mm-hmm.
419
00:38:22,620 --> 00:38:23,700
She really is.
420
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:37,380
Is this what 22-year-olds wear? The
bullshit?
421
00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:38,700
Yeah.
422
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,120
Rip it off.
423
00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:41,820
Mom.
424
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,560
Sorry,
425
00:38:46,460 --> 00:38:47,460
I was getting hot
426
00:39:14,990 --> 00:39:15,990
Is this a G-string?
427
00:39:17,770 --> 00:39:19,650
I think so. Is that what this is?
428
00:39:20,030 --> 00:39:22,330
Yeah. Yeah? I don't know why she's
wearing it.
429
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,890
Looks good, doesn't it?
430
00:39:41,550 --> 00:39:44,090
She's been really sweaty all day in
these, I can tell.
431
00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:52,270
You like the small pussy?
432
00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:56,090
Sweaty, young pussy?
433
00:40:30,030 --> 00:40:33,170
You got his full face in your pussy
right now.
434
00:40:42,510 --> 00:40:43,510
Don't you move.
435
00:40:43,910 --> 00:40:45,350
You're in the same position as her.
436
00:40:45,650 --> 00:40:47,110
Make him air these pussies.
437
00:40:47,490 --> 00:40:48,490
Okay.
438
00:41:06,419 --> 00:41:09,320
What are these, fucking granny panties?
439
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,120
No.
440
00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:15,960
Your mom's wearing granny panties.
441
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,140
It's laundry day.
442
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,600
It's a nice looking pussy.
443
00:41:25,580 --> 00:41:27,380
It's got rhinestones on it.
444
00:41:27,940 --> 00:41:30,640
Yeah. From the time. Rhinestones.
445
00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:39,760
Smell and taste this pussy.
446
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:42,700
Sorry.
447
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:09,800
That's a nice fucking pussy. My gosh.
448
00:42:35,810 --> 00:42:36,810
Come again.
449
00:43:07,770 --> 00:43:09,310
She'll know how good you can do it.
450
00:43:10,910 --> 00:43:12,970
I taught her everything she knows.
451
00:43:15,870 --> 00:43:17,850
You know what they say.
452
00:43:19,130 --> 00:43:20,950
Family that plays together stays
together.
453
00:43:21,910 --> 00:43:23,190
So true.
454
00:43:24,610 --> 00:43:25,610
Yeah.
455
00:43:27,450 --> 00:43:28,450
Yeah.
456
00:43:30,230 --> 00:43:32,610
Yeah. Stay on it. Yeah.
457
00:43:32,930 --> 00:43:33,930
Stay on it.
458
00:43:34,430 --> 00:43:36,930
Show me what young girl you are. Yeah.
459
00:43:39,930 --> 00:43:41,370
Cocker air you choose.
460
00:43:42,430 --> 00:43:44,730
Cocker air. Don't be a fucking quitter.
461
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,520
I think she chose cock.
462
00:43:58,380 --> 00:44:03,480
Yeah, it's just like, oh, you suck that
cock so good.
463
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,600
See, dogs are so happy to see you right
now.
464
00:44:39,319 --> 00:44:40,720
Goddamn.
465
00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:56,040
Damn boys, mama's got a mouth on her.
466
00:45:17,430 --> 00:45:18,690
Where would you like me, sir?
467
00:45:20,190 --> 00:45:21,190
What?
468
00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:23,150
Where would you like me, sir?
469
00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:30,430
It's the most tattoo you have, though.
470
00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:35,730
He has a tattoo on his back. Yes,
there's no regrets.
471
00:46:27,850 --> 00:46:30,050
Your daughter sucks these balls, boys.
472
00:46:34,130 --> 00:46:37,590
You're doing so good.
473
00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:39,770
Thanks, Mom.
474
00:46:41,070 --> 00:46:42,070
Yeah.
475
00:46:45,890 --> 00:46:46,890
Yeah,
476
00:46:47,970 --> 00:46:50,850
go all the way down. Move that hand out
of the way.
477
00:46:51,870 --> 00:46:53,770
Yeah. Grab her head, baby.
478
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,480
Let's just shake the book all the way
off.
479
00:47:43,220 --> 00:47:45,600
She really knows where she's staying
480
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:18,860
Does that
481
00:48:18,860 --> 00:48:24,360
feel good?
482
00:48:32,730 --> 00:48:35,870
You're doing this for the family honey,
I'm so proud of you.
483
00:49:12,540 --> 00:49:15,940
Are you still close?
484
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,280
I wanna taste that cum.
485
00:49:54,780 --> 00:49:58,140
Go over there so you can play with your
pussy.
486
00:50:05,180 --> 00:50:06,900
I want you to put that cock in there.
487
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,180
Put my cock in your bum.
488
00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:11,900
Yes.
489
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,220
Beautiful ball.
490
00:50:14,540 --> 00:50:15,700
Oh, there you are.
491
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:19,300
Oh, shit.
492
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,160
Hey,
493
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,280
I put your pussy right by his face.
494
00:50:31,260 --> 00:50:36,500
Yes, make sure always like... I'm
getting him to taste it and smell it. He
495
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:38,460
put his fingers inside of it.
496
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:51,860
Oh my god, this cockles so good.
497
00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:57,880
Oh, that's a yes, yes, yes.
498
00:51:46,700 --> 00:51:50,220
I licked that cockle inside your mom's
hands.
499
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:53,160
Oh,
500
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:54,379
that's good.
501
00:51:54,380 --> 00:51:55,380
It's so good.
502
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:42,900
Yeah, she's just like that.
503
00:52:45,150 --> 00:52:47,630
Yeah, just let the officer use you,
okay?
504
00:52:48,510 --> 00:52:49,510
Oh, yes.
505
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:51,250
Yes.
506
00:52:51,790 --> 00:52:52,790
Yes.
507
00:52:54,910 --> 00:52:57,250
You want to hold his pussy in your face?
508
00:52:57,470 --> 00:52:58,470
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
509
00:52:58,970 --> 00:53:00,210
Oh, fuck.
510
00:53:01,730 --> 00:53:03,110
Put your head up.
511
00:53:03,490 --> 00:53:04,490
Oh, fuck.
512
00:53:04,930 --> 00:53:06,430
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
513
00:53:07,970 --> 00:53:08,970
Oh,
514
00:53:09,990 --> 00:53:13,130
my God.
515
00:53:13,390 --> 00:53:14,930
I feel so good.
516
00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:57,420
You're so close to coming.
517
00:54:04,900 --> 00:54:08,160
Oh, yeah. My tummy is so hard.
518
00:54:08,420 --> 00:54:09,420
It's hurting me.
519
00:54:29,759 --> 00:54:31,160
I'm coming.
520
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,940
I'm coming. I'm coming.
521
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,120
She's a noisy little one.
522
00:54:53,870 --> 00:54:56,650
You have hands of the law on that ass.
523
00:54:58,230 --> 00:55:00,010
The law and cock of the law.
524
00:55:09,970 --> 00:55:10,470
Let
525
00:55:10,470 --> 00:55:17,430
me see that
526
00:55:17,430 --> 00:55:20,010
pussy. Put that pussy on my face.
527
00:55:20,350 --> 00:55:21,510
Yeah, just like that.
528
00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:32,860
um um
529
00:56:15,410 --> 00:56:18,630
You're definitely shaking yourself.
530
00:56:47,319 --> 00:56:48,720
I'm coming, I'm coming.
531
00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:08,170
Do you want to
532
00:57:08,170 --> 00:57:18,070
play
533
00:57:18,070 --> 00:57:19,070
with your pussy?
534
00:57:38,550 --> 00:57:41,210
I wonder what it actually tastes like.
535
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:08,100
Oh, yeah.
536
00:58:08,340 --> 00:58:11,080
You like that trick? I taught her that.
537
00:58:11,660 --> 00:58:16,080
Right? Just lick along the tip and suck
on it a little.
538
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,280
Yes.
539
00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:20,060
Yes.
540
00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:37,330
I'd love to see it come all over her
face and we can eat it off.
541
00:58:37,850 --> 00:58:39,050
That'd be so hot.
542
00:58:41,390 --> 00:58:43,650
You really have something to show Dad,
huh?
543
00:58:45,370 --> 00:58:46,550
I like that one.
544
00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:49,150
Probably.
545
00:58:50,850 --> 00:58:52,250
That's a little fruity, that one.
546
00:59:00,050 --> 00:59:02,390
Yeah, spit all over it, spit all over
it.
547
00:59:39,330 --> 00:59:43,570
Well, it looks like your entire family
is free to get up.
548
00:59:44,390 --> 00:59:45,390
Thanks, officer.
549
00:59:46,050 --> 00:59:49,410
We did it, mom. We did it. I knew we
could work something out.
550
00:59:49,830 --> 00:59:52,810
Hey, let's get the fuck out of my town.
551
00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:55,110
Yes, officer. Yes, officer.
552
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,440
What's wrong with us?
553
01:00:18,980 --> 01:00:19,980
Yo, Dad.
554
01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:21,880
I think that cop's got a tramp stamp.
555
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:25,040
Oh.
556
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,800
No regrets, huh?
557
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,120
Not even a single letter?
558
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:29,500
Oh, my God.
559
01:00:39,340 --> 01:00:40,640
This is a big house.
560
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,180
You guys are so gorgeous.
561
01:00:48,660 --> 01:00:51,200
If you weren't related, I would say go
make some babies.
562
01:00:51,420 --> 01:00:55,560
I love babies. Well, were I adopted, I
guess it could work.
563
01:00:56,120 --> 01:01:00,560
Mr. Comedian over here, I would say the
day your parents adopted you.
564
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:02,400
Best day of our lives.
565
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:03,720
Oh, yeah.
566
01:01:04,490 --> 01:01:05,830
Well, you all look exhausted.
567
01:01:06,230 --> 01:01:09,190
Why don't you come in and get some rest
and get ready for the festivities?
568
01:01:09,570 --> 01:01:11,410
Oh, Barb, that's not necessary.
569
01:01:11,610 --> 01:01:15,690
We just want to chill, relax some
evening, and drive a lot.
570
01:01:16,650 --> 01:01:19,350
Well, I was just thinking we would have
a fun family game night.
571
01:01:19,650 --> 01:01:20,750
Yeah, that sounds good.
572
01:01:20,990 --> 01:01:23,450
Sure. Come on in, guys. Let's go. All
right.
573
01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:27,930
Damn it, Barb. This is a nice house.
574
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:40,560
Hey, honey.
575
01:01:41,260 --> 01:01:42,260
Hey.
576
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:47,400
How you doing? I just want to talk to
you for a second.
577
01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:48,578
Yeah, what's up?
578
01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:52,480
Oh, I don't know. Just ever since we
left the house, the kids have been
579
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:56,420
acting kind of weird. And I mean, I
don't know if you know anything about
580
01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:57,960
that, but also, you know, me and you.
581
01:01:58,570 --> 01:02:00,530
We haven't really gotten to make love
this whole time.
582
01:02:00,790 --> 01:02:04,170
Oh, okay, okay. Can we just not, yeah,
can we not do that right now? Can we
583
01:02:04,170 --> 01:02:05,170
just talk about this later?
584
01:02:05,510 --> 01:02:07,630
Is there going to be a better time to
talk about it? There really is. I just
585
01:02:07,630 --> 01:02:10,690
want to talk about it later. We're so
tired. We've been driving a lot.
586
01:02:11,310 --> 01:02:12,310
I'm so tired.
587
01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:15,510
All right. I just want to relax. All
right, we'll talk about it later.
588
01:02:15,750 --> 01:02:20,250
Okay. Thank you. Time for a night of
dinner and family fun, kiddos. The kids
589
01:02:20,250 --> 01:02:22,710
are at the dinner table. Is everything
okay in here?
590
01:02:23,330 --> 01:02:26,730
Everything's great, Barb. Thank you so
much. We'll be right there, okay?
591
01:02:28,210 --> 01:02:29,990
Okay, yep. We'll be right there.
592
01:02:34,010 --> 01:02:37,310
So, you're a pornographer now?
593
01:02:38,010 --> 01:02:39,010
Yes.
594
01:02:39,210 --> 01:02:42,870
It's not that big of a deal. With the
writer's strike going on, I didn't know
595
01:02:42,870 --> 01:02:44,630
when I was going to be picking work back
up.
596
01:02:45,290 --> 01:02:47,910
So, the opportunity kind of fell into my
hands.
597
01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:54,390
This big porn company reached out to me,
offered me it, and I took it. I needed
598
01:02:54,390 --> 01:02:55,390
the money.
599
01:02:55,660 --> 01:02:57,620
And the kids know about this? Yeah.
600
01:02:58,020 --> 01:02:59,500
They're actually really cool with it.
601
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:01,980
They called me a cool mom, not a regular
mom.
602
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:03,900
That's unbelievable.
603
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:07,880
That's really not that big of a deal.
Just calm down, okay?
604
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:11,560
It's unbelievable. It's not. We're going
to talk about it later. Calm down.
605
01:03:12,180 --> 01:03:13,180
Breathe.
606
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:15,320
Calm down.
607
01:03:41,390 --> 01:03:42,610
We've done this so many times before.
608
01:03:48,570 --> 01:03:49,570
Airplane.
609
01:03:50,090 --> 01:03:51,310
Terminator. Right.
610
01:03:53,070 --> 01:03:55,510
Our nation's capital.
611
01:03:56,410 --> 01:03:57,890
Al-Qaeda.
612
01:03:59,650 --> 01:04:02,570
I'm sorry, sweetie. Your aunt gets
carried away sometimes.
613
01:04:04,810 --> 01:04:05,810
Fish.
614
01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:10,450
No, what else have you conveniently...
615
01:04:10,670 --> 01:04:11,670
I've been leaving out.
616
01:04:12,190 --> 01:04:14,290
And for my kids, they're stuck.
617
01:04:15,090 --> 01:04:17,750
Look, this whole trip, something has
been off.
618
01:04:18,250 --> 01:04:19,590
What aren't you telling me?
619
01:04:20,410 --> 01:04:21,890
Later. We'll talk about it later.
620
01:04:22,730 --> 01:04:23,730
Okay.
621
01:04:25,530 --> 01:04:26,530
It was a party.
622
01:04:26,610 --> 01:04:27,488
It was a party.
623
01:04:27,490 --> 01:04:28,490
It was simple.
624
01:04:28,690 --> 01:04:29,990
I just can't.
625
01:04:31,290 --> 01:04:32,330
It was good, sweetie.
626
01:04:32,550 --> 01:04:34,070
Good job. Yeah, it's okay.
627
01:04:34,630 --> 01:04:37,270
What really matters here is honesty.
628
01:04:37,730 --> 01:04:39,990
And that's what this family seems to be
lacking.
629
01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:43,200
So, you okay, Dad?
630
01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:46,260
Dad, it's your turn. Yeah, I'm just
fine.
631
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:48,160
Okay.
632
01:04:49,180 --> 01:04:52,660
All right. Let's have some fun. Okay,
let's go. You got this. I got a good
633
01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:56,380
one. You're really good at this. We
always win. I'm so competitive with
634
01:04:56,380 --> 01:04:57,380
this. Let's go.
635
01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,160
Hammer.
636
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:01,260
Tools. Chop.
637
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:02,500
Barf.
638
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:05,880
Cucumber. Zucchini. Good guess.
Pinocchio.
639
01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:09,400
Pinocchio. Cucumber. Oh, Pinocchio.
640
01:05:12,310 --> 01:05:13,310
Balls. Dick.
641
01:05:14,250 --> 01:05:15,250
Ass fucking.
642
01:05:15,450 --> 01:05:16,450
Rim jobs.
643
01:05:16,510 --> 01:05:18,110
Oh, rose budding ass.
644
01:05:18,350 --> 01:05:19,350
That's what it is.
645
01:05:19,770 --> 01:05:21,210
What? Ass fucking.
646
01:05:22,330 --> 01:05:25,570
What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm so
sorry.
647
01:05:25,810 --> 01:05:27,030
I don't know. It's a skateboard.
648
01:05:27,470 --> 01:05:32,070
Oh, I knew that. I was just messing with
you. I knew that. There's something
649
01:05:32,070 --> 01:05:34,370
going on with you. No, I knew it.
Skateboard, you guys.
650
01:05:34,590 --> 01:05:35,590
Skateboard.
651
01:05:35,950 --> 01:05:38,470
It's so good. I knew that. I am really
good.
652
01:05:38,970 --> 01:05:39,649
You are.
653
01:05:39,650 --> 01:05:42,870
Really great. Really, really good. Oh my
god. Where's Lydia?
654
01:05:43,370 --> 01:05:44,770
I'm not sure.
655
01:05:45,210 --> 01:05:46,830
You lost your experiential again.
656
01:05:47,350 --> 01:05:48,350
Oh, shit!
657
01:05:48,730 --> 01:05:49,730
What the?
658
01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:51,710
You good, Dad?
659
01:05:52,350 --> 01:05:53,510
What is wrong?
660
01:05:53,930 --> 01:05:54,930
I don't think so.
661
01:06:24,569 --> 01:06:25,569
Okay. Okay.
662
01:06:26,370 --> 01:06:27,370
Okay.
663
01:06:32,450 --> 01:06:33,450
Okay.
664
01:06:36,810 --> 01:06:37,810
Yeah.
665
01:06:38,130 --> 01:06:39,130
There it is.
666
01:06:39,690 --> 01:06:40,690
See?
667
01:06:41,090 --> 01:06:44,490
Just don't look at it. It's not that
bad. It's not that bad.
668
01:06:44,830 --> 01:06:46,310
Are you sure? Yeah, don't look down.
669
01:06:46,530 --> 01:06:47,530
Oh, my God. Fine.
670
01:06:47,890 --> 01:06:48,890
Okay.
671
01:06:49,230 --> 01:06:52,290
I think I have an idea. I'll suck the
venom out of it. Does that even work? I
672
01:06:52,290 --> 01:06:54,180
don't know, but I don't want to. I don't
want it to get worse.
673
01:06:55,260 --> 01:06:56,260
Come here.
674
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:27,960
Maybe this is the answer.
675
01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:30,920
That spider is a ball-chomping monster!
676
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:37,740
Mom, Dad's got a huge boner. Whoa.
677
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:42,340
Yeah, you probably should do something
about that.
678
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:44,420
Wow. Okay.
679
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:49,320
Yeah.
680
01:07:55,150 --> 01:07:57,390
You're doing such a good job, gal.
681
01:07:57,690 --> 01:07:58,690
Wow.
682
01:07:59,110 --> 01:08:00,230
It's really great.
683
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:28,140
I think we're definitely getting it out
for sure.
684
01:09:17,899 --> 01:09:21,220
Let's get those fucking balls. That's
right, that's right.
685
01:09:23,370 --> 01:09:24,689
I think we should all sit on the couch.
686
01:09:25,470 --> 01:09:26,470
What do you think?
687
01:09:26,850 --> 01:09:30,430
Should we sit on the couch as a family?
Yeah, is that what you want?
688
01:09:30,649 --> 01:09:31,649
I think so.
689
01:09:31,830 --> 01:09:33,170
All right, you're the boss right now.
690
01:09:38,130 --> 01:09:39,229
It's hot in here.
691
01:09:56,599 --> 01:09:59,220
Come look at your sister's pussy.
692
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:04,760
Oh my
693
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:11,620
gosh, that's
694
01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:12,620
so sexy.
695
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,160
Oh, yes, it's so good.
696
01:11:06,050 --> 01:11:08,470
Nice and gentle.
697
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,120
Yes, let me see those titties.
698
01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:36,360
Yeah, let me see those titties.
699
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:43,300
Oh, nice and easy.
700
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:46,320
You're super deep back there.
701
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:48,420
Yeah. Yeah.
702
01:12:21,020 --> 01:12:22,020
Yeah, right there.
703
01:13:03,660 --> 01:13:06,480
Come suck your brother's cup.
704
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:09,300
Your adopted brother.
705
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:27,180
Oh yeah, that's my fucking wife.
706
01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:49,150
I think it's the swelling went down, but
it went to somewhere else.
707
01:14:49,650 --> 01:14:55,950
Oh, I love seeing this hard cock get in
my face like this. My stepdadder eats my
708
01:14:55,950 --> 01:14:56,950
pussy.
709
01:14:57,550 --> 01:14:58,550
That's great.
710
01:14:58,590 --> 01:14:59,590
Yes,
711
01:15:00,290 --> 01:15:02,550
I know there's still some fucking poison
in there.
712
01:15:29,300 --> 01:15:30,340
Turn it around.
713
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:32,060
Flip it. Flip it.
714
01:16:47,180 --> 01:16:52,560
Your fucking gadgets stack us on each
other. Oh, that sounds hot. Yeah.
715
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:53,840
Yeah?
716
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:19,300
What parenting is all about. Yes, I
agree.
717
01:17:19,740 --> 01:17:20,940
I agree.
718
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:24,260
You can't come until I tell you. Can you
hear me?
719
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:25,680
Yes.
720
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:31,960
This is what vacation is all about, too.
721
01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:37,840
Not yet.
722
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,760
You want to, don't you? Yes.
723
01:17:44,340 --> 01:17:45,340
Okay.
724
01:18:20,810 --> 01:18:23,530
You can let us know you're dead, but I'm
sick. Plus, you like that.
725
01:18:23,950 --> 01:18:24,950
Yeah!
726
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:09,680
I don't know what I'm talking about.
727
01:19:39,989 --> 01:19:44,170
Remember that trick I taught you with
the officer on the side?
728
01:19:44,490 --> 01:19:46,030
I taught her this, honey, watch.
729
01:19:46,590 --> 01:19:48,390
I am watching, trust me.
730
01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:56,930
I taught her this.
731
01:19:57,910 --> 01:19:59,330
That is some move.
732
01:19:59,670 --> 01:20:01,070
This is how we saved $1,000.
733
01:20:02,170 --> 01:20:03,830
That was a good bargain.
734
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:11,600
Yeah.
735
01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:58,520
how much you like.
736
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:26,500
Come taste it. Come taste it. Come put
your foot in my water.
737
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:28,240
Yes. Yes.
738
01:22:28,820 --> 01:22:29,820
Yes.
739
01:22:30,060 --> 01:22:31,060
Yes.
740
01:22:31,940 --> 01:22:34,980
I wonder what the venom looks like when
you shoot it out of you.
741
01:23:33,350 --> 01:23:38,570
I love you.
742
01:25:09,480 --> 01:25:10,620
Sit on the spot.
743
01:26:49,919 --> 01:26:51,660
Get back on there.
744
01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:54,340
Come on.
745
01:26:55,820 --> 01:26:59,720
Spread that fucking ass open. Lift it
up.
746
01:27:00,300 --> 01:27:02,160
Hold on.
747
01:27:04,719 --> 01:27:05,860
It's so tight.
748
01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:55,179
Uh-huh.
749
01:27:55,180 --> 01:27:56,180
Oh, yeah.
750
01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:59,180
Yeah, keep fucking rubbing that pussy
like that.
751
01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:00,480
Mm-hmm.
752
01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:07,240
Yeah. Yeah, you want to make me come
with your fingers, don't you? Yeah.
753
01:28:07,720 --> 01:28:09,320
Yeah. Yeah.
754
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:11,000
Yeah. Yeah.
755
01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:17,780
Fucking squeeze that pussy around that
cock. Yeah, just squeeze that cock which
756
01:28:17,780 --> 01:28:18,780
is inside of you.
757
01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:20,200
He loves that.
758
01:28:20,820 --> 01:28:22,440
Yeah. Yes.
759
01:28:23,120 --> 01:28:24,120
Yes.
760
01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:26,780
I love that, oh my god, yes.
761
01:28:54,860 --> 01:28:56,060
I'm just worshiping the ladies.
762
01:28:58,840 --> 01:29:05,740
I bet if we worship you, we'll get
something
763
01:29:05,740 --> 01:29:06,740
to come out of you.
764
01:29:10,060 --> 01:29:11,180
You're not wrong about that.
765
01:29:11,820 --> 01:29:12,960
Yeah, let's do that, mother.
766
01:29:14,160 --> 01:29:15,360
Let's turn you around again.
767
01:29:18,160 --> 01:29:19,920
Yeah, let's do that one time, yeah.
768
01:29:27,790 --> 01:29:29,490
Oh, my God.
769
01:29:30,090 --> 01:29:31,090
Yes.
770
01:29:31,950 --> 01:29:32,950
Yes.
771
01:29:33,570 --> 01:29:34,970
Yes.
772
01:29:37,930 --> 01:29:42,470
Mm-hmm.
773
01:29:46,510 --> 01:29:47,890
Mm-hmm.
774
01:30:03,170 --> 01:30:04,570
Yes.
775
01:30:09,270 --> 01:30:10,670
Yes.
776
01:30:30,010 --> 01:30:33,110
Yes, this is the best meal for sure.
777
01:30:33,890 --> 01:30:35,390
I love this.
778
01:30:43,690 --> 01:30:46,530
Oh, fuck yeah.
779
01:31:56,750 --> 01:31:58,250
You shove it back in. Beautiful.
780
01:32:49,430 --> 01:32:54,310
Oh my god.
781
01:32:56,470 --> 01:32:57,750
Let's give her the cum.
782
01:32:57,990 --> 01:32:58,909
Oh my god.
783
01:32:58,910 --> 01:33:05,830
Yeah. Get it all over those tits. Get
those fucking tits all wet.
784
01:33:06,310 --> 01:33:07,310
Yeah.
785
01:33:07,630 --> 01:33:09,290
Get it all done on the mouth.
786
01:33:09,670 --> 01:33:10,670
Yeah.
787
01:33:11,390 --> 01:33:12,390
Yeah.
788
01:33:13,070 --> 01:33:14,070
Yeah.
789
01:33:17,420 --> 01:33:24,060
such a good oh my god yeah yes don't
leave any
790
01:33:24,060 --> 01:33:25,640
don't leave any yes
791
01:33:46,740 --> 01:33:47,740
Just so we know.
792
01:33:49,100 --> 01:33:50,440
We should get cleaned up.
793
01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:55,300
All right, well, you know where the
showers are.
50989
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