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Our next event is going to be wet and wild.

It's called water volleyball.

Each team tries to score points by using water hoses like this.

And then they try and drive the ball out of one end of the court or the other.

And the team with the most points wins.

Right, Chuck?

You're right, Pat. Why the umbrella?

Are you kidding?

I don't want to get messed up. Oh, you're no dummy.

Okay, Scotty, beam me up.

My gosh, what happened to you? You know Jack Frost.

What do you think happened to me?

Well, listen, I came to tell you something. We've got some serious news.

You know, we had an injury in the broad slide event.

Linda Wiesmeyer was hurt, and the paramedics have decided it's best if she

not go on with the rest of the games.

I'll offer mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I'll let her know that. Okay.

Yes, not the problem.

But in the meantime, lest we be one woman short, we do have...

Someone to fill in for her, we have Miss March 1984, Donna Spear. So I'd like you

to meet both of you. How are you?

Tell me a little bit about the injury.

Well, at first I lost my wind, and that hurt, and then I jabbed my elbow into my

rib, and I think I have a bruised rib or something. It seems like, do you have a

mark or anything from this? It seemed like paramedics were, oh, my God.

This girl will never drown.

She will always fly.

Even though you're not going to be competing, you're going to be there

urging your team on, I'm sure. And what about your injury?

Not yet.

We're nice enough to have Donna here today. Well, Donna, you've kind of come

in under the gun because your team is now two events down.

Yeah, well, we're going to pull double strong today and see if we can pull them

off four bucks.

As a favor to me, injure your ass, okay?

These guys are terrible. Get out of here. Good luck to both of you. Thanks!

Back looks like the girls, Vicki, are all getting the temperature adjusted

with the water.

Glad I didn't have to go through that part. I got out of there just in time. I

know. That water's cold, too.

It's very cold. Thank God it's a nice warm day.

I know. We always have a backup player, by the way, in case anyone's hurt. Look

at Linda there, hosing her down even though she's not competing.

Just for fun. Ready to go, and they're off.

The object of this game, obviously, is to get your ball off of the net.

On to the other's turf, and that's you done by the use of hoses.

You know, this is one of those events where it doesn't really matter how tall

the girls are or how fast they are.

It's really the concentration. It's almost, well, if I may say, lessons in

physics. They're placing the water just in the right place to get the maximum

force to not only push their own ball, but to repel the other team's ball.

And looking good while they're doing it. There's Liz and Kim offering a little

advice from the sidelines.

Well, it looks like the Blues are just about to make a...

A run on the Reds. The Reds got one over.

They snuck it by. That happens real quick. You have to be very careful.

Now, Hope seems a little upset about something here.

I don't know if this is poor sportsmanship or if she has a valid

complaint. Maybe her water pressure's up.

Her blood pressure definitely is. That's right.

The Reds don't care. They'll take any victory they can get at this point. I'm

going to crank them up and go at it again.

It's like the red team already has a jump on them again. See, I think they

just seem to understand how to best aim their water.

Oh, they're trying. They're trying.

It's like volleyball once it gets off the net.

That happened to the other ball.

Oh, look at that.

Red's got two.

Oh, they're nailing them.

And everybody's wet.

I don't have to interview after this, do I?

Well, it's going to be a surprise. We're not going to tell you for a little

while, Chuck.

And a third time up.

Kim Evenson is a little upset.

Apparently she got water in the eyes, and it looks like it kind of made

mascara or something run.

It might have burned a little bit. You know, those things are pointed straight

up. I don't see how they could possibly hit each other.

Maybe a tactic would be interesting, wouldn't it?

Injure the other team.

Looks like I'd just be a stalemate, but then it changes so quickly. Once the

water pressure's out of the ball, it flies. Look at Lourdes. Boy, is that

concentration.

I don't know what made me ask this, but have you ever seen a wet T-shirt contest

before? Yes, I have.

And they're fine.

Oh, no.

Red almost got again.

See what happens as they lose it, though. They take the concentration.

Blue got one by him. Good.

They're just going on.

I think they'd stay there the better part of their adult lives.

Of course, they've got netting over the top, so it can't fly out the top.

Lourdes and Debbie concentrating.

The determination here is amazing.

LAPD, I'd love to have these girls.

Kim Herron is in the backfield for the blue team where she really exercises her

beach volleyball skills because she's got to pound that ball back in with her

fist when it comes her way. And it's got to be between the top net and the bottom

net in the overhead.

Here's our new entry. That's right, Debbie Spear.

Donna Spear. Oh,

it's close again. It's close again.

They got it again. Those reds did it again.

Now that's a fan.

They're still at it. The Blues just got one off.

What's the score?

Oh, they have favorites here. It looks like Debbie Johnson had a special fan.

I'm sure glad we got referees because I can tell what's happening at this point.

Can you? I have no idea.

This looks like a lot of fun.

It looks like hard work to me for some reason. That ball just seems so hard to

manage.

But Donna Spiro looks like a good athlete. She's going to be a good asset

for the red team.

I don't know whether anybody's paying any attention to the balls or not. I

think most people are watching the girls.

I hope there are enough blow dryers in the bathhouse for after this event.

I think even the audience is wet at this point.

The blue team's almost got one going over.

Well, they can't make any headway, though. The red team got this one down.

Now, I'm starting to see a strategy here, that the red team has the smaller

girls holding the hoses and the taller girls in the back.

Yeah, trying to push it up another yard, trying to get away from them, and that's

one for the blue.

Kim Evenson.

And that's the end of the event.

What a relief for them.

Yes.

I'll step out here and talk to them.

Good for you, Chuck.

Somebody take the phone.

She wants to talk to a referee. We got a protest right off the top here.

We had discussed something about a penalty when it came to getting hit with

water in the face. I was hit.

interpretation and we didn't see any violations made during this game okay

that's from the referee then I also might mention I also might mention the

Reds have it

I

hope Chuck's watch is waterproof because it looks like a nice wristwatch

These girls are very happy.

Finally, after three events, they won something.

And that's just the kind of enthusiasm they need at this point.

Now they need to go dry off a little bit. So after three events, the score is

blue team two and red one.