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Hi ladies.

Hi Eve.

Um, so we've never really done therapy before, so we're not really sure how to

begin. Alright.

Well, I think a good way to start... Why did you book this appointment?

Why are you here today?

Um, my wife and I are having some trouble communicating.

Okay. You have trouble communicating.

Let's get that straight.

That's a start.

Can you tell me what's been happening?

We argue every day, multiple times a day.

What kind of things do you argue about?

Everything.

Big things, small things, you name it.

Can you give me more specific examples?

The dishes, the thermostat.

Um, our finances.

Her tone.

Oh, please.

Your tone is typically... C.

Okay. You've both taken an important step by coming here today.

When do you think this pattern started?

God, I don't know. A year ago?

Two.

It wasn't two.

See, we can't even agree about that.

Clearly.

Lately, it's just been feeling like we're roommates.

Roommates? Are you serious?

We don't just live together.

We do a couple things.

Like, in case you've forgotten, we make love every other night.

Is it making love, though?

Let's be honest.

It hasn't felt like that in a very long time, and you know it.

Yeah. You know, come to think of it, I can't remember the last time it felt

fun. Right? Our sex life used to be so fun.

Exciting. Electric, even.

Well, how does it feel now?

I don't know.

Mundane. It feels like we're just checking another chore off the

checklist.

Right? Yeah.

Oh, we're not mad about the dishes.

Or the thermostat.

No, we're bored, and it's making us cranky.

Terribly bored.

I think this is an important discovery.

You can say that again.

We need to spice things up, but I don't know how.

What do you think?

Well, I think sometimes what helps couples is in this situation, you can

try exploring new things.

You know, be brave.

Okay. Well, I guess if we're on the topic, there is something I wanted to

bring up.

I've always wanted to have a threesome.

I've just been too afraid to bring it up. Wait, seriously?

Yeah. I've always wanted to try that, but... Really?

Yeah, I was just afraid of how you would react.

Wait, really? Yeah.

Want to have a threesome?

Definitely. Okay.

Well, that settles it. We'll have a threesome.

Okay, but who would our third be?

Well,

she would have to be trustworthy.

Obviously. Of course.

And she would have to have great knowledge on helping couples.

And she'd have to be hot, right?

Of course.

That's like a given.

And she'd have to be wearing like sexy glasses.

Oh yeah, I love glasses. Ooh, and a bun.

A blonde bun. A blonde bun.

That's hot.

What do you think?

Wait, you couldn't possibly mean...

Why not?

You're trustworthy, you're great with couples, and you're hot.

Well, I'm very flattered, but it would be highly unethical.

What's so unethical about helping a couple in need?

You'd just be doing your job.

A really good job.

Well, that's definitely not how I do my job.

And if someone found out, I could lose my license.

Well, we'll just have to make sure no one finds out then.

Right? Right.

I swear you're not going to tell anyone.

Our lips are sealed.

Very.

Maybe we can try some unconventional therapy?

Of course.

Thank you. Do you like acrylic nails?

So this is what you were to work, huh?

Yeah, just, you know, kind of look pretty underneath.

I get it. So sexy.

Oh my gosh.

That was so beautiful.

That's better

Let's take these off too.

What's better?

Such a pretty face under those glasses.

Oh my god,

that feels good.

Look at my face. It's so pretty with your lipstick on my

knuckles.

This is such a good idea Oh

my

gosh,

I love these titties

So tight.

I'm like watching some of those titties I think you should suck them some more

Oh god, it's f***ing perfect.

I just have to skirt up. Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my fucking god.

My pussy's getting sore.

Can I taste you?

It's so hot.

I

think

she likes it.

Let me get you out of here.

Oh my

god.

She's so bad.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, keep doing this.

It's so fucking hot I

don't know how to fuck your wife

Can I blow you into that?

No, doctor's orders.

Oh my god, you're so fucking pretty.

I don't know what I'm talking about

Yeah,

thank you

You're so tight. I know, it's a bell.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

She looks so pretty when she has legs.

There we go.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh

my

god, that felt so good. Oh my god, baby.

Mike.

Yeah.

Yes, you're going to have to be funny.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Get it off me.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

I love getting used like this.

Yeah, that's what I do. I spit into my throat.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my god.

That went so well.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Sorry, I'm getting slutted out like this.

Yeah.

I love watching you work together on this.

Oh, fuck.

Stay right there.

I feel so bad.

Oh yeah, right there.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Fuck yes.

Oh,

fuck yes. Oh my God, yes. Fuck yes.

Oh my God, sweetie.

Yeah,

fuck me and her.

Oh my God, that was so good.

Oh my God, that was so good.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's so fucking hot.

Oh my god, yes.

Yeah, I was looking for you, baby.

Yeah, I thought we were just like that. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh,

man.

Oh, my God.

I was just kidding.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Does it feel good in here? So good.

Such a big load, baby.

Well, it's been days.

I told you.

I think we need a drink.

You might

think

she deserves a load, too.

Good girl.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah,

keep going, just like.

Oh my fucking God, keep going.

Yes.

Thank you.

You want a taste too?

That was so great. I love you honey.

That was great honey. I love you.

That would be too much needed.

Well, Dr. Smith, I'm looking forward to seeing how we spice things up in next

week's session.

Definitely. We absolutely have to keep making progress.

It's very important.

Very important.

Thank you.