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Dan:
Yes, I love that.
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Another kill for Jeanie.
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All right.
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Mare, what do you got?
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Yeah. Um...
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So I was thinking of doing
a story
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called "Downtown Downturn"
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about how fewer people
are moving downtown.
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Interesting. I like it.
So, what's your angle?
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You know, I don't know yet.
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Ah, man. I was gonna do
an "I don't know yet" story
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about two words
that sound good together.
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- "Uptown, Up Yours."
- [all laugh]
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- [Jeanie laughs] No.
- I think this can live here.
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Look,
I didn't plan on being here,
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but now that I am,
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I just really wanna kick
a tiny bit of ass.
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And I'm already
on the Not Satisfactory board.
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I haven't felt anxiety like this
since I was a kid
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and they had to give me
prescription deodorant.
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They called me Pit Stain Pritti.
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It was good times.
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Ned [on phone]:
How'd it go?
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- It bombed.
- What?
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"Downtown Downturn" bombed?
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So hard.
- You're kidding.
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That story had everything.
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It had demographics.
Two "D" words.
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I know.
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Did they assign you
something else?
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They don't assign stories.
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You eat what you kill.
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And I'm like the lion
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the other lions
are embarrassed to look at.
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Well, I mean,
if it's any consolation,
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it sucks here too.
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I haven't been excited
about anything
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since our Glass Club story
died.
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I just can't believe I'm gonna
be fired and sent back home.
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Like someone who failed
to impress RuPaul.
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You know what you should do?
You should roar like a lion.
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- Shut up.
- Like the lion you are.
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You should. I know you're in one
of those soundproof booths.
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{\an8}Come on. You can't kill
if you can't roar.
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[meekly] Rah!
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No, you gotta go louder.
Come on, go for it.
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[loudly roars]
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[loudly roars, laughs]
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Are we still on
for dinner tonight?
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- Yeah. For sure.
- Okay.
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Rah--! She's gone.
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We've been having dinner
over FaceTime.
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We call it
"StuffYourFaceTime."
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We try and order the same food
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so we can pretend
we're at the same restaurant.
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But Ned likes Chinese food
a lot more than I do,
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so I've just been putting
chicken nuggets
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into a Chinese food carton.
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It's working.
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Best part of my day.
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Our dinners.
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If it weren't
for StuffYourFaceTime,
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I'd have no reason to live.
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That came out a little darker
than I intended.
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But it is the only thing
keeping me alive.
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{\an8}[theme music playing]
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{\an8}[sighs] All we have today
is more tornado follow-up.
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{\an8}Adam: Mm-hmm.
- Wish we'd get another tornado.
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{\an8}That was fun.
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So, uh, yeah, so we got
two deaths from the tornado.
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{\an8}We have a woman
who drove into a ravine,
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{\an8}and her car filled up
with water.
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That's my number one fear.
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And we have a guy
who got blown off a roof.
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My number two fear.
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We got sent this press release
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about the man who fell from
the roof. Desmond Sandoval.
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Oh.
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Uh...
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- It's the Glass Club?
- That's where he worked.
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At their rooftop restaurant
downtown.
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Nope. No. Nope, nope.
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[laughing] Glass Club? No.
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Not touching it.
I learned my lesson.
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I only have to get
publicly humiliated
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and have my girlfriend sent
to another city once.
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Not-- No, not doing that.
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Uh, you wanna take that one?
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- Uh, what, just publish this?
- Obviously do your job.
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Go down and confirm
what happened.
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But just leave me out of it, please.
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Travis, you wanna go with her
and get photos?
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Oh, you know, I wish I could,
boss, but I have cramps.
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What?
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I have male cramps, Ned.
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And more of us men
should be open about that.
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It's not just a lady's game.
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No. [laughing] You guys
did not miss anything
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the rest of tornado day.
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{\an8}-Absolutely nothing happened.
- [wind whistling]
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- Esmeralda.
- [fist hits table]
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Jane Doe in the ravine.
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That's a good match.
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Esmeralda: This is
what I should write about?
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A woman that dies
in her little car
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because she forgot
how doors work?
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How humiliating.
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When they try to get you down,
you are never down far enough.
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They want you lower and lower.
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And now Ned Sampson,
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he's trying to put me
under the sea level, you know?
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Adelola: Hey.
- Hey.
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{\an8}Some photograph
of the Glass Club accident.
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Ned: All right.
I'll take one look.
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This is just a picture of a guy
power washing the sidewalk.
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Yeah.
That's what he was doing.
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They already finished
investigating?
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Where's the police report?
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Don't know,
they said there wasn't one.
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Journalists need good instincts.
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But one of
the most important instincts
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is knowing when to not listen
to your instincts.
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Do I care that when someone dies
there's usually a police report?
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Especially when that person dies
in an unusual way?
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Right now, I've got a voice
in my ear going, "Hey, Ned,
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there is something odd going on
over at the Glass Club
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with that guy
who fell off the roof
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and the way
that they cleaned it up."
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But there's another
even littler voice going,
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"Hey,
don't listen to that guy.
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You've screwed up before
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and if you keep going
like this,
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you're gonna screw up again,"
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but that little voice
is kind of chicken shit.
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Your son really reminds me
of somebody.
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It's, um...
[clicks tongue] It's...
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Ah! It's a potato.
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When are you due?
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- [stammers]
- [chuckles]
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Hey, who's that?
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Oh, that's one of the new moms
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- you've been temping for.
- Oh.
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Yeah, she's about
two and a half months
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into her three-month
maternity leave,
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but it looks like she's thinking
about coming back early.
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- It's good to see you, Amanda.
- Good to see you.
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Would you grow up already so
your mom can come back to work,
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- we really need her.
- [laughs]
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Oh, my gosh,
he is so precious.
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Not at 3:00 a.m.
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Oh, this age
is so the sweet spot.
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It's when they really
get to know you.
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[Amanda sighs]
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Whatever face they look at
from three to six months
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[in baby voice] is the one
that they'll listen to
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when they're 14.
[laughs]
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Do you need
your mommy?
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- Do you need your mommy?
- [women laugh]
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- Do you...
- [normally] You're so lucky
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your partner's
a full-time parent.
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No. My husband's a firefighter.
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Well, day care is fun too.
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[in baby voice] Just make sure
you wash those widdle hands.
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Your immune system's gonna
get really stwong.
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[normally] Yours too.
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Obviously, I'm not proud
of what I just did.
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But I can't leave this job
without an epic story.
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And that story will be
my baby.
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How was storm chasing?
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Um... I'm actually working
on a screenplay about it.
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For a motion picture.
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- Nice.
- And I'm-- Yeah.
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I'm gonna be calling it,
um, Merry Twistmas.
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So it's like
a tornado Christmas movie.
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Yeah.
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- Awesome, bro.
- Yeah. Exactly.
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And, uh,
there's two coworkers in it
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that share this
incredibly awkward moment,
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and one of them
is just not sure
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how the other one
feels about it.
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Uh-huh. Okay.
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I would just focus
on the tornado and Christmas.
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- Yeah?
- That's, like,
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the most commercial part
of all of this.
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Yeah. No, listen, I just need
to get the details right.
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So, uh, you were in
a relationship at work. Right?
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Yeah, I've never been
in a relationship at work.
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Not like a real one.
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Travis:
Oh, really?
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We were dating.
He's just gaslighting you.
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He's gaslighting you,
he's gaslighting me,
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and Merry Twistmas
is gonna bomb.
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I wanna report an official
office relationship.
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Okay, juicy. Oh, my God.
Who with?
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I was in a relationship
with Detrick Moore.
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[laughs] Okay, nice girl.
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He is cute.
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Oh, but you know,
you only have to report it
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if it's like,
a boss-employee thing.
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Like if The Beast
was with Belle or some--
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No, if the Beast
was with Mrs. Potts?
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Imagine that. Kinky, weird.
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I'm a person,
not a teapot, okay?
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Mark it as real, mark it
as happened, mark it as over.
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Okay, chill.
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Nicole, wait. Guess what
I'm thinking about now?
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The Beast railing Mrs. Potts.
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Thanks for that visual, right?
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"Oh, Beast. Tip me over
and pour me out, innit."
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Nicole.
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[items clatter]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I have an itch that I really
shouldn't scratch.
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I'm gonna be recording
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- this conversation.
- No.
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- November 15th.
- No.
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Male voice, Ned Sampson.
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No, you don't have to do that.
Listen to me.
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It's about
that, uh, funny old waiter,
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the one that fell off
that funny old roof.
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I was just thinking
that he must have been
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pretty old and small, right,
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for the wind to just
pick him up like that.
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- Not really.
- No?
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I mean, this is
his family's in-memoriam page.
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Let me see.
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Ooh! Big fella!
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He also used to salsa dance.
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- Ah. That takes core strength.
Ned: Yes, it does.
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I think it's odd they wouldn't
mention any of those details
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in the press release, right?
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Ned?
Your curiosity isn't sparked
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{\an8}by some deep-seated resentment
of a certain club?
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{\an8}- Not at all. Not at all.
- Uh-huh. Okay.
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- Not at all.
- All right.
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Not at all. Adelola,
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would you please join me
in the conference room?
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Is this about the Glass Club?
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Oscar, would you join me
in the conference room, please.
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- Is it about the Glass Club?
Ned: No.
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It's about a different topic
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that I can't discuss
with you out here
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because it involves
the F-word.
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Please?
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Travis, conference room.
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00:09:45,568 --> 00:09:46,819
- Is it about the Glass Club?
Ned: No.
248
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,362
Detrick, conference room.
249
00:09:48,363 --> 00:09:51,049
- Is this about the Glass Club?
- No. Come-- Just--
250
00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:52,866
Guys,
251
00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:54,952
I may have misled you
a tiny little bit.
252
00:09:54,953 --> 00:09:57,722
This is about the Glass Club.
253
00:09:59,124 --> 00:10:00,308
[Oscar sighs]
254
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,839
Esmeralda:
Ned is up to something.
255
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,633
He's probably planning
my next demotion,
256
00:10:09,634 --> 00:10:10,843
I can smell it, you know?
257
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,345
You can't lie to this nose.
258
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:16,932
That man loves to demote
single moms.
259
00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:18,433
Ned:
Welcome to the first meeting
260
00:10:18,434 --> 00:10:21,186
of the Toledo Truth Teller
Secret Team.
261
00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:22,729
- Are you in?
- Is this going to be
262
00:10:22,730 --> 00:10:24,189
our regular meeting time?
263
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,524
I don't think there will be
264
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,317
a standard time, Oscar, right?
265
00:10:27,318 --> 00:10:30,946
I should off the bat say that
Wednesdays are a no-go for me.
266
00:10:30,947 --> 00:10:32,865
My mom and I never miss
Survivor night.
267
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:33,991
Wait, no spoilers, please.
268
00:10:33,992 --> 00:10:35,409
Travis: Okay.
- I'm two behind.
269
00:10:35,410 --> 00:10:36,952
- No, all right, we won't--
Travis: I'm just--
270
00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:38,245
- We won't do Wednesdays.
- All right.
271
00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,705
Now, we'll look
at this photograph
272
00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,290
of the Glass Club
rooftop building.
273
00:10:41,291 --> 00:10:43,959
Okay? Umbrellas
and toupees everywhere.
274
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,794
Yet the only thing
to get blown off
275
00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:48,380
is a large nimble man.
276
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,716
That is odd, right? Yes?
277
00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,593
I can't do Tuesday
and Friday nights.
278
00:10:52,594 --> 00:10:53,844
Well, this is just great,
279
00:10:53,845 --> 00:10:55,387
I cannot do Thursdays
or Mondays.
280
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,723
- I'll send out a Calendly later.
Oscar: I can't--
281
00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,224
Ned:
Could we focus, please?
282
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,727
He's not letting me
on his team.
283
00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:03,645
I will make my own team.
284
00:11:03,646 --> 00:11:05,564
So, what do you guys think?
285
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:11,528
Are you willing to pledge your
life to Esmeralda's Secret Team?
286
00:11:11,529 --> 00:11:12,738
Can I tell my wife?
287
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,406
I've never kept anything
from Summer.
288
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:17,201
That's not sexy at all.
You must have some mystery.
289
00:11:17,202 --> 00:11:19,745
Roxanne doesn't even know
what Barry's short for.
290
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,538
She doesn't even know
where I work.
291
00:11:21,539 --> 00:11:22,873
She thinks I'm a cop.
292
00:11:22,874 --> 00:11:25,417
You will be on
a very important mission.
293
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,118
Adam:
Oh?
294
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:29,338
The mission of my secret team
295
00:11:29,339 --> 00:11:32,591
is to find out the mission
of Ned's Secret Team.
296
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,134
Ned's got a secret team?
297
00:11:34,135 --> 00:11:36,094
Well, he must've got up
pretty early in the morning
298
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,387
to get that by me.
299
00:11:37,388 --> 00:11:39,431
I'm the eyes and ears
of this place.
300
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,682
[Esmeralda clicks tongue]
301
00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:41,975
We should have a chant.
302
00:11:41,976 --> 00:11:43,435
So the sergeant confirmed
303
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,604
it's completely improper
to power wash a crime scene.
304
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,606
Said it never happens
and he'll check who allowed it.
305
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,149
- I sent him a LinkedIn, he--
- [door opening]
306
00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:50,901
Ned: Okay... Ah, ah, ah!
Oscar: Shh, shh, shh.
307
00:11:50,902 --> 00:11:52,319
Travis:
Shit.
308
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:57,115
All I wanna do is gather
with a few men in secret.
309
00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:59,076
What is so threatening
about that?
310
00:11:59,077 --> 00:12:00,869
- What am I doing here?
Travis: Hey.
311
00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:02,287
You guys might be
asking yourself?
312
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:05,165
Well, ha,
I'm not gonna tell you.
313
00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:08,085
But I will say
I don't feel good about it.
314
00:12:08,086 --> 00:12:10,504
Ned: Oh, I actually know
where we can meet.
315
00:12:10,505 --> 00:12:12,923
Hang on,
this'll just take a second.
316
00:12:12,924 --> 00:12:15,968
We, uh, started
a secret team text chain
317
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,571
that I call
"The Sons of Hermes."
318
00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:22,641
Travis changed the name.
319
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,243
[keypad beeping]
320
00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:27,288
[sighs]
321
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,900
Whose place is this, man?
322
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:33,819
It is Mare's.
323
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,279
She gave me the door code
324
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,489
so I could water her plants
while she's away.
325
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:41,344
Um... But unfortunately,
I have been busy.
326
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,528
Whoa... Wait.
327
00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:46,873
Do you have access to all
of our apartments? Answer me.
328
00:12:46,874 --> 00:12:49,126
Damn. Check out Mare
off the clock.
329
00:12:49,127 --> 00:12:51,145
- Body, ody-ody-ody-ah!
Ned: That's...
330
00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:58,010
Guys, we have to figure out
what happened on that rooftop.
331
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,846
We know that on the day
of the tornado,
332
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:04,433
the Glass Club
was serving lunch.
333
00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:06,018
- Yes.
Oscar: Now, where's the waiter,
334
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,185
where's Desmond?
335
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,021
Oh, uh,
Desmond is the deodorant.
336
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,522
- Okay?
- Oh.
337
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:13,025
Because what happened to him
is a secret. [sighs]
338
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:16,111
But is Desmond really
deodorant-sized?
339
00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:17,571
In real life?
340
00:13:17,572 --> 00:13:20,907
I mean, like, he's stocky, he--
Like shaving cream.
341
00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:22,326
- I see.
- He needs more heft.
342
00:13:22,327 --> 00:13:24,536
- Okay, sure...
- Then maybe mayo? Maybe mayo.
343
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,371
- Okay. We'll say mayo.
Detrick: Yeah. Okay.
344
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:29,374
Let's say that
Desmond is the mayo. Now...
345
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,793
Oscar: That's all well and good,
but here comes the weather.
346
00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:33,462
- Ooh.
- [blows]
347
00:13:33,463 --> 00:13:37,883
The ChapStick just falls over,
yet the mayonnaise is anchored.
348
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,217
It's not going anywhere.
349
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,446
Why would the mayo,
and only the mayo...
350
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,948
fall off the roof?
351
00:13:44,974 --> 00:13:47,410
Esmeralda:
We must snoop.
352
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,062
Guys.
353
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,897
Everybody snoop.
354
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:55,567
Jesus,
so many emails from Birkenstock.
355
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,236
Birkenstock?
You got any coupon codes?
356
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:01,198
Hold up!
He's got socks in here.
357
00:14:01,199 --> 00:14:04,159
And there's a name written
on them. Look up Ned Hanes.
358
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,204
There is no way
that Adam is that stupid.
359
00:14:07,205 --> 00:14:08,580
Ned has got to him.
360
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,583
Look at me, Barry.
We are not talking.
361
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:15,670
I think that Adam
is a double agent.
362
00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:19,716
Oh, you have the palsy.
363
00:14:19,717 --> 00:14:22,070
Roxanne has that as well.
364
00:14:23,888 --> 00:14:25,281
They got to Barry too.
365
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:29,434
It's hard
to blow Desmond the mayo off.
366
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:33,605
{\an8}But what if Mrs. Butterworth's
367
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:37,067
{\an8}and Core Power Protein
decide to do, do, do.
368
00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:38,527
- They pick up mayo...
Ned & Travis: Yeah.
369
00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:41,279
Detrick:
...and throw him off the roof.
370
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,281
Travis:
It could be murder?
371
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,033
[door opens,
footsteps approach]
372
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,719
Martin:
Who the hell are you guys?
373
00:14:48,037 --> 00:14:49,037
Hello.
374
00:14:49,038 --> 00:14:50,038
- Um...
- Okay.
375
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:51,540
How do you know Mare?
376
00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:54,584
Well, I didn't know
that you AirBnb'd your place.
377
00:14:54,585 --> 00:14:55,652
I mean, I'm very sorry.
378
00:14:55,653 --> 00:14:58,338
I'll pay you back the dates
that they canceled.
379
00:14:58,339 --> 00:15:00,549
Listen. I can't do
StuffYourFaceTime tonight.
380
00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:03,760
I need to find a story.
I feel like such a loser.
381
00:15:03,761 --> 00:15:05,220
No, no. They're the losers.
382
00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:06,763
Why don't you just
come home?
383
00:15:06,764 --> 00:15:08,140
No, I'm not leaving here
384
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,599
until I get a story
in this paper.
385
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,060
- And then you could leave?
- Yeah.
386
00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:13,353
All right. Well, you know what,
387
00:15:13,354 --> 00:15:15,522
that sounds
worth missing dinner for.
388
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:18,608
- So go get them, buddy.
- Thanks, dude.
389
00:15:18,609 --> 00:15:21,319
All right, secret team?
I think this is too important,
390
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,821
and we need to make this work.
391
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,365
So I am suggesting that
all of you cancel your plans,
392
00:15:25,366 --> 00:15:26,867
and we'll order in dinner.
393
00:15:26,868 --> 00:15:29,995
I am supposed to help
my stepdad move back in tonight.
394
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,747
I think that your mom
should do that.
395
00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:36,185
Because it sounds like they need
to talk. And dinner is on me.
396
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:41,006
I wasn't sure about going
after the Glass Club again,
397
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:42,716
but the more I think about it,
398
00:15:42,717 --> 00:15:45,403
they may have actually murdered
that mayonnaise.
399
00:15:48,389 --> 00:15:49,681
- This is kind of nice.
- Yeah.
400
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:50,582
Pizza with the guys?
401
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,518
Hey, seeing as how
we're a secret team,
402
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,645
maybe we should share
some secrets.
403
00:15:55,646 --> 00:15:57,582
Travis: Mm...
- For bonding purposes.
404
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:01,443
- Perhaps a blood oath.
- No.
405
00:16:01,444 --> 00:16:03,737
- Yeah, I don't like blood.
- No?
406
00:16:03,738 --> 00:16:05,405
Yeah. No, I was thinking
more just like
407
00:16:05,406 --> 00:16:06,948
we could each go around
408
00:16:06,949 --> 00:16:11,369
and reveal something secret
about ourselves, you know?
409
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,829
For solidarity.
410
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,664
Yeah, I don't like blood.
411
00:16:14,665 --> 00:16:15,465
[clicks tongue]
412
00:16:15,466 --> 00:16:17,584
I was thinking
something more...
413
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:21,213
I tried some of
my birth dad's ashes.
414
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,589
I put them in a juice,
415
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,133
and I tried to absorb
some of his power.
416
00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:27,320
- And it didn't work.
- Okay.
417
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,614
More like that.
418
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:35,101
[sucks air through teeth]
Uh-oh, Detrick.
419
00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:37,187
A visit from HR is never good.
420
00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:38,772
Nicole came by
my office earlier,
421
00:16:38,773 --> 00:16:40,315
and she just kind of
let me know
422
00:16:40,316 --> 00:16:43,777
that you two
had a relationship history.
423
00:16:43,778 --> 00:16:46,112
Yeah, I wouldn't call that
a relationship.
424
00:16:46,113 --> 00:16:47,447
Okay. I knew it.
425
00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:48,698
Detrick: Why's that?
H.R. Lisa: I don't know,
426
00:16:48,699 --> 00:16:51,243
I just see you
with someone more fun.
427
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,036
Well, I'm not that fun. So...
428
00:16:53,037 --> 00:16:55,664
Well, you need a fun
and a not-fun for balance.
429
00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:57,457
That's what
all the books say, so...
430
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:58,500
Ah.
431
00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:00,961
- I'm fun. [laughs]
Detrick: I see.
432
00:17:00,962 --> 00:17:03,755
Did I just inform HR Lisa
that Detrick's single?
433
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,215
H.R. Lisa:
You're such a gentleman.
434
00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:06,925
The mayor says
the new riverfront
435
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,361
will create 3,000 jobs.
436
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,221
Eh... N.S.
437
00:17:11,222 --> 00:17:13,449
That's a press release,
not a story.
438
00:17:14,475 --> 00:17:16,434
All right.
What else you got?
439
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:19,538
I gotta get off
the Not Satisfactory board.
440
00:17:20,856 --> 00:17:21,832
The what?
441
00:17:23,317 --> 00:17:26,170
What you just said.
The N.S. board.
442
00:17:27,154 --> 00:17:28,822
Oh! No, no, no.
443
00:17:28,823 --> 00:17:32,450
Those are the initials
of that rookie in Toledo.
444
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,804
You know,
the one Dan thinks is a jerk.
445
00:17:35,913 --> 00:17:37,247
You probably know him.
446
00:17:37,248 --> 00:17:38,665
Ned Sampson?
447
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,000
[laughs]
448
00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:41,001
No. No, no.
449
00:17:41,002 --> 00:17:43,503
I-- I don't hate anybody,
450
00:17:43,504 --> 00:17:47,674
I just put up the NS board
after Ned beat us
451
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,926
at the Ohio Journalism awards
452
00:17:49,927 --> 00:17:54,389
and Marv sent me a pic
with a snotty little caption
453
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,474
about how their budget
is half ours,
454
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,685
and, I mean, you know what?
455
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:01,205
[bleep] that ex-TP salesman.
456
00:18:04,525 --> 00:18:06,234
- Hey, for Mare?
- Yeah.
457
00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:07,902
Thanks so much.
458
00:18:07,903 --> 00:18:10,196
Actually, hey, um...
459
00:18:10,197 --> 00:18:11,531
You haven't heard of any
460
00:18:11,532 --> 00:18:13,676
interesting local stories,
have you?
461
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,702
Mmm...
462
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,663
Well, my brother got free
tickets to the World Series.
463
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:19,831
Okay.
464
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,560
He's the first high school
pitcher with a robotic hand.
465
00:18:24,545 --> 00:18:26,171
What we're missing
is a motive.
466
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,590
Right? All these country club
dentists and car dealers,
467
00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:30,550
they don't murder someone
for no reason.
468
00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:32,886
So, what do we know
about this guy?
469
00:18:32,887 --> 00:18:33,853
He was a career waiter,
470
00:18:33,854 --> 00:18:36,014
worked at the Glass Club
for like 100 years.
471
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,515
Never married, no kids.
472
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,643
Oscar: Maybe he was depressed.
- I like that.
473
00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:42,062
No, well, maybe work is enough
for some people.
474
00:18:42,063 --> 00:18:44,981
Oscar: Or maybe
he wasn't single by choice.
475
00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:47,400
He longed to meet
his perfect person,
476
00:18:47,401 --> 00:18:49,778
but he met
a slab of concrete first.
477
00:18:49,779 --> 00:18:51,571
Maybe he thought he found
the right person,
478
00:18:51,572 --> 00:18:54,366
but he was wrong,
and she had all kinds of issues.
479
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,368
Or maybe he met
the right person,
480
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,744
but the circumstances
were weird,
481
00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,454
and they couldn't
acknowledge it.
482
00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:01,414
He's lucky he had a job
that he liked.
483
00:19:01,415 --> 00:19:02,749
Work is what gives meaning
484
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,167
- to a man's life.
- I don't know, I mean,
485
00:19:04,168 --> 00:19:06,920
I'm not sure a job is more
important than a person.
486
00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:09,255
Like, I don't think a job
can make me happier
487
00:19:09,256 --> 00:19:10,441
than a person could.
488
00:19:13,594 --> 00:19:14,394
What?
489
00:19:14,395 --> 00:19:16,471
You're the biggest
workaholic here.
490
00:19:16,472 --> 00:19:18,765
You threw
a 125th anniversary party,
491
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,701
for the job
you're in love with.
492
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,312
All right.
493
00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:26,106
What are we doing?
494
00:19:26,107 --> 00:19:28,959
- Working.
- Maybe the guy just fell off a roof?
495
00:19:30,111 --> 00:19:31,629
- I gotta go.
Oscar: Okay.
496
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,534
Mare would've figured
this out by now.
497
00:19:37,535 --> 00:19:38,719
We need her back.
498
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,746
Hey, uh, check your inbox.
499
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:44,374
I sent you some ideas.
There's a good one
500
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:47,168
about shrinkflation
in chocolate brands.
501
00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:48,854
They don't use cacao anymore.
502
00:19:49,964 --> 00:19:50,940
[cell phone bloops]
503
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:53,859
[cell phone pops]
504
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,806
So good news.
Dan liked the idea.
505
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,307
- [laughs]
Ned: Yes!
506
00:20:01,308 --> 00:20:03,059
Congrats! I knew it,
507
00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:04,352
I knew a superstar like you
508
00:20:04,353 --> 00:20:06,271
would not be on the NS board
for long.
509
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,313
That's amazing.
510
00:20:07,314 --> 00:20:08,982
Yeah, I was a little nervous.
511
00:20:08,983 --> 00:20:09,682
It was a tough room.
512
00:20:09,683 --> 00:20:11,568
Okay, that one's hard to beat.
513
00:20:11,569 --> 00:20:14,320
Anyone else? Anyone?
514
00:20:14,321 --> 00:20:16,030
Anybody else?
515
00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:17,049
Mare, how about you?
516
00:20:18,576 --> 00:20:22,370
Um, yeah, the robotics team
at Roger Bacon High
517
00:20:22,371 --> 00:20:25,415
made a bionic hand
for a disabled pitcher.
518
00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:28,918
Now, he's starting and has
a fastball that can touch 93.
519
00:20:28,919 --> 00:20:30,170
[laughs]
520
00:20:30,171 --> 00:20:31,463
Okay.
521
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,590
- Wow. [laughs]
- Dan: Let's go, Mare.
522
00:20:33,591 --> 00:20:34,883
- Yeah.
Dan: Wow.
523
00:20:34,884 --> 00:20:36,342
Jeanie: Oh, my God.
Dan: Gimme, gimme.
524
00:20:36,343 --> 00:20:39,804
- Cool.
Dan: Bionic baseball, let's go.
525
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:42,182
- All right.
Jeanie: That's a good one, Mare.
526
00:20:42,183 --> 00:20:43,683
- Nice.
- Thanks.
527
00:20:43,684 --> 00:20:44,768
Jeanie: Nice one.
Dan: Home run.
528
00:20:44,769 --> 00:20:46,019
Todd: Okay.
- [laughs]
529
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:47,270
So was it satisfying?
530
00:20:47,271 --> 00:20:48,688
Extremely.
531
00:20:48,689 --> 00:20:50,815
Well, I'm glad I could help.
532
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,901
Yeah, Ned's ideas
were honestly good,
533
00:20:52,902 --> 00:20:56,547
but it's not every day
a bionic hand falls in your lap.
534
00:20:57,782 --> 00:20:59,073
- Okay, so gr--
- [door opens]
535
00:20:59,074 --> 00:21:01,659
- Hey.
Oh, good, [sighs] you're here.
536
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,204
All right. So I spoke
with a guy named Parsins,
537
00:21:04,205 --> 00:21:05,663
he runs the rooftop restaurant.
538
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:06,998
He's a little condescending,
539
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,833
but he told me
where all the VIP's sit.
540
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,710
These VIP's are the richest
in the club.
541
00:21:10,711 --> 00:21:12,253
That means
they spend the most money,
542
00:21:12,254 --> 00:21:14,839
and they always sit
in Desmond Sandoval's section.
543
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:18,593
Therefore, all the other waiters
are jealous of his tips,
544
00:21:18,594 --> 00:21:21,554
and that there, people,
is a motive.
545
00:21:21,555 --> 00:21:23,681
Ned, you're not going
to believe this.
546
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,142
- I've got a motive.
- Detrick just told us.
547
00:21:26,143 --> 00:21:27,393
What?
548
00:21:27,394 --> 00:21:29,020
You found out
about the unionizing?
549
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,397
Damn,
I was so proud of myself.
550
00:21:31,398 --> 00:21:34,001
What-- What unionizing?
551
00:21:35,069 --> 00:21:36,569
This photograph
552
00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:38,714
is from the waiter's
Facebook page.
553
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,574
Take a look at that tattoo.
554
00:21:41,575 --> 00:21:42,909
It's a union tattoo.
555
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,661
He was trying to unionize
the wait staff
556
00:21:44,662 --> 00:21:46,538
and the restaurant
doesn't want that.
557
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,164
That's another motive.
558
00:21:48,165 --> 00:21:49,958
That means this could
actually be murder.
559
00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:51,918
- Yes.
- With the Glass Club behind it.
560
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:54,295
That means...
That means I'm right.
561
00:21:54,296 --> 00:21:56,005
Travis: Yeah.
- Right? I have good instincts.
562
00:21:56,006 --> 00:21:57,632
- Yeah.
- It's murder, baby.
563
00:21:57,633 --> 00:21:59,425
- [laughs] It's murder.
- It's murder, baby!
564
00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:02,428
[all chanting]
Murder. Murder. Murder.
565
00:22:02,429 --> 00:22:03,972
[all laughing]
Oscar: Murder.
566
00:22:03,973 --> 00:22:05,849
[all singing]
? Murder, murder, murder! ?
567
00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:07,993
[upbeat theme playing]
568
00:22:10,771 --> 00:22:12,772
I don't trust Barry anymore.
569
00:22:12,773 --> 00:22:14,816
I think he's working for Ned.
570
00:22:14,817 --> 00:22:19,779
Great management is all about
rooting out treachery.
571
00:22:19,780 --> 00:22:23,283
Test him out,
and see if he will betray me.
572
00:22:23,284 --> 00:22:24,659
- Okay?
- Okay.
573
00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:28,580
{\an8}Joseph Stalin was able
to get one underling
574
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:33,251
{\an8}to trick another underling
into disloyalty.
575
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:36,170
{\an8}To save time,
I'm going to do two at once.
576
00:22:36,171 --> 00:22:37,547
{\an8}You know the plan?
577
00:22:37,548 --> 00:22:40,925
{\an8}Test him out
and see if he will betray me.
578
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:42,987
{\an8}- Can we talk confidentially?
- Mm.
579
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,013
{\an8}You know,
580
00:22:45,014 --> 00:22:47,098
{\an8}I actually wanted to talk
confidentially with you.
581
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,785
{\an8}- [laughs] That's so funny.
- [laughs]
582
00:22:51,145 --> 00:22:55,148
{\an8}I really don't think
I can trust Esmeralda.
583
00:22:55,149 --> 00:22:56,399
{\an8}Talk more about that.
584
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,650
{\an8}Can you trust Esmeralda?
585
00:22:57,651 --> 00:22:58,735
{\an8}Not one little bit.
586
00:22:58,736 --> 00:23:00,486
{\an8}What should we do about it?
587
00:23:00,487 --> 00:23:02,989
{\an8}Would you like to betray her?
588
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:04,824
{\an8}As much as you probably would.
589
00:23:04,825 --> 00:23:06,326
{\an8}She said you would say that.
590
00:23:06,327 --> 00:23:07,803
{\an8}She told me the same thing.
591
00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:09,746
{\an8}She stinks, man.
592
00:23:09,747 --> 00:23:12,206
{\an8}They both
disappointed me greatly,
593
00:23:12,207 --> 00:23:15,043
{\an8}and they exceeded
my expectations.
594
00:23:15,044 --> 00:23:17,378
{\an8}I don't know
if I can trust them,
595
00:23:17,379 --> 00:23:19,148
{\an8}or they're going to kill me.
596
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:23,748
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