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[trunk opens]
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Ned: Whoa. You're taking
all those clothes too?
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No, these are for Goodwill.
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Which is also
where I bought them.
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Don't get rid of this one.
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I like this one on you.
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It's nice.
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Hey.
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Are you leaving?
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Ned: Uh...
Mare: Um... [chuckles]
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Yeah,
but not for a second, so...
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That's okay. I'll wait.
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You know,
Cincinnati is gonna be
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a great learning experience
for you.
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Yeah. Yeah.
No, it's a big opportunity.
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Yeah.
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You wanna go around
the block a few times?
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No, then someone
might take my spot.
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Ned: Okay.
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All right.
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You know, you don't...
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You don't have to leave...
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without snacks.
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- You-- you always travel...
- Yeah.
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- ...with snacks for the road.
- No, I-- I got snacks.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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- No, I'm good.
- Okay.
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- Great.
- Yeah.
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- Have a good day at work.
- Yeah.
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Send me a photo of you
at your new desk.
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[chuckles]
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- I hear the Cincy office...
- Okay.
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...is fancy. So...
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- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
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[horn honks]
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- Sorry.
- [Mare sighs]
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All good.
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Bye, Sampson.
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Bye, Pritti.
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Well, I hate this.
Absolutely hate it.
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But she wanted to go.
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So I'm not gonna
stand in her way.
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I didn't wanna go
to Cincinnati.
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I don't know why I said it,
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but Ned didn't tell me to stay,
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so I guess I'm not.
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I'm sorry about lying
to you guys
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about our relationship.
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That's...
That's not what I'm about.
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From now on, total honesty.
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Don't tell the staff.
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I'm still gonna lie to them.
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{\an8}[The Scrantone's "Song From The
Ninth Floor" playing]
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{\an8}Ned: At least
I got work to focus on.
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{\an8}Busy day.
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{\an8}Busy day.
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Hey! How you doing?
I'm Randy,
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and I'm a logistics coordinator
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for the Lucas County
Emergency Management Bureau.
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And I'm Mary Beth,
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and I thought we agreed
that I would lead presentations
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because you're
the helicopter pilot.
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Tornado season has begun,
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and we work to get
real-time disaster info
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out to the public.
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Emergency alerts
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have to strike the right tone.
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Too alarmist, and you're
the boy who cried wolf.
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Not alarmist enough, and you
are risking people's lives.
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Randy: Mm-hmm.
Mary Beth: Let's see
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how the storm season goes
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and if you can keep up
with the other outlets.
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Indeed, we can.
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With the help of something
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called "push notifications."
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All right? This is something
that only our app can do.
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With this amazing technology,
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we can send disaster info
to people as it happens. So...
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The Truth Teller is not
just a newspaper.
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We have an app.
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We're a tech company.
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If I've learned anything
lately,
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it's that you can't
hold on to the past.
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Maybe if you let it go,
it'll come back on its own.
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Okay. What do we think?
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If we're gonna put out
emergency tornado updates,
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maybe we need a mascot
for the app.
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Something like
Wee Willie Weather?
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- Something-- [sighs]
Nicole: No, not that.
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Tornado's like a funnel,
so what about Funzie?
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Oh, cool, so kids
could run right towards it?
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Oscar:
Ned, how about Windy?
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Well, see, that sounds
like a hurricane.
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Well, it could be
half-hurricane, half-tornado.
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Oh, that's diverse.
I like that. Good.
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What's Windy's gender?
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Long eyelashes could be cute.
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Adam:
Windy should be a boy,
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and he should wear pants
so we don't see his thing.
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Windy doesn't have a penis.
He's made of wind.
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What happened to his penis?
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He was born without one.
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- My God.
- [Ned sighs]
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Nicole:
Windy should be female.
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Where's Mare? She'd agree.
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She works at
The Cincinnati Chronicle now.
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- You didn't know?
Oscar: We threw a party for her.
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We had cake, cupcakes, charcuterie.
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- It was an incredible party.
Ned: Mm-hmm.
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But you didn't hear
from inside my office.
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You mean my office.
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We had cake and champagne
and you didn't.
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And you will never see
your friend Mare again.
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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Hi.
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I'm Mare.
Today's my first day.
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I, uh, just came here
from the Toledo Truth Teller.
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What?
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{\an8}Just saying I'm filling--
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{\an8}Wait, wait-- Hold on.
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[sighs]
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- Oh. Sorry. Good.
- Okay, what?
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I'm so sorry,
I didn't realize.
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I was just saying
today is my first day.
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So excited to be here.
I'm Mare.
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- That it?
- Yeah.
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Well, that wasn't worth it.
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Hey, Mare, why don't you give us
three fun facts about yourself?
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[chuckling] Uh, oh, my gosh.
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Putting me on the spot. Um...
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Okay, I have three brothers.
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[clicks tongue] Um...
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I'm allergic to eggplant.
And, uh...
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Oh, okay, this is actually
kind of fun. Um...
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I did 23andMe and found out
that I have more Neanderthal DNA
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than 92% of the population.
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Whoa. Okay. That was fun.
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- Hey, great job, Mare.
- Thanks.
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- Uh, Jeanie? You wanna--?
- Mm-hmm? Yeah, I got a tip.
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{\an8}Ned: Mare said she's gonna
send a pic of her new desk.
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But nope.
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Nothing yet. [clicks tongue]
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I could text her,
but I'm not gonna.
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It's her first day and all.
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- [sighs]
- [cell phone chimes]
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Ooh!
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"Mary Beth. Level yellow."
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Okay, everybody. We are on
an official tornado watch.
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Now, this is going
to be very hard
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to cover this
without Mare, but...
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I'm here, boss. Got you.
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Ned:
Oh, my God. What--?
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- Take that off. Take that off.
- I can't.
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I'm New Mare.
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I can't live any longer
in the bullpen.
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I need to get my office back.
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Marv listens to Ned.
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And Ned clearly favors women
who dress like Big Orphan Annie.
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[sighs]
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Everyone,
I present to you Windy.
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Adam: Oh.
- Where's his do-rag, man?
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We could not incorporate
everyone's ideas.
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We're on a very limited budget.
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Are there any interesting
stories on social yet?
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A guy posted his shed
getting blown away
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by a microburst tornado.
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How do they know
it's a tornado?
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Oh, good point.
Why not cover it and find out?
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Yeah.
- And I will go
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take pictures of it.
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Sounds great.
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- Perfect.
- Okay.
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Hell, bro?
That was my story.
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Getting scooped
at my own paper.
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No, Detrick, look at me.
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I want you to be the new Mare.
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Okay?
You are Makeshift Mare.
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I need you
to assemble the newspaper,
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and I need you to find
a solid story
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in case there's no tornado.
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Now, does that sound good?
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- Sure.
- Great.
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Thank you very much.
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"Sounds good?" No.
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"New Mare" sounds like a sitcom
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that my mom used to watch
that got canceled in 2014.
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You know what sounds like
a good show? New Ned.
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No, that doesn't sound like
a good show either.
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[cell phone buzzes and chimes]
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I'm gonna have to go
to the council meeting.
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- See you soon, right-- No!
Esmeralda: Coming.
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Absolutely not.
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- Why?
Ned: No.
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Without Mare, you need me.
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No, you'll make this
all about yourself.
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It's what you do.
Because you're selfish.
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I'm not selfish.
This is so ridiculous.
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This is so laughable.
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I'm not trying to be mean,
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but you don't work well
with other people.
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You can't, because
you're a narcissist.
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Yes, a narcissist,
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who currently looks
like Andy Warhol.
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Sorry.
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Esmeralda:
A narcissist?
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A loving, nice person
is not a narcissist.
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A mom can be a narcissist? Ha!
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[laughing] I mean,
when people are jealous of you,
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that doesn't make you
a narcissist. Okay?
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{\an8}Mary Beth:
This is the Truth Teller.
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{\an8}They're being re-added
for this emergency
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on a provisional basis.
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- We're honored to be here.
- I'll bet.
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Full-time, non-provisional
member Salty Peanuts,
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WBRT, The Bert.
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What place
does AM Radio have in this?
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Take it easy, Mr. Peanuts.
No one cares about AM Radio.
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- Ouch.
Randy: Hey.
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[laughs]
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Did you guys see that?
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I just put radio in its place.
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Ah. I wish
I could tell Mare about it.
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Maybe I'll text her.
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Yeah, I'll just text her.
I'm gonna text her.
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Dan: As we all know,
they're pouring
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- a ton of money in this thing.
- [cell phone buzzes]
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Uh, Mare.
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- Do you wanna take that one?
- Yeah.
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I'm so sorry, what was it?
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Over-the-Rhine re-dev.
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Maybe you need a hearing aid
too, Wilma Flintstone.
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[chuckles]
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Right.
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[sighs]
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[gasps]
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{\an8}Up next, the story of a man
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who says he can smell
when a tornado's coming.
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We introduce...
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She hasn't said anything
of value.
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- It's just fluff.
- I don't know. I'm entertained.
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Shall we make popcorn?
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Sorry, so it took
how long to get a permit?
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Two years? For a hot tub? Okay,
hm, which inspector did you use?
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- We get it, Detrick,
- Detrick: Mm-hmm.
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you're a real journalist.
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Ned, should we send out
an alert?
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Windy is the gold standard
of information.
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We can't go off half-cocked.
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Barry [high-pitched voice]:
Half is better than nothing,
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believe me.
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00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:14,739
- Who said that?
Barry: I did.
253
00:10:15,773 --> 00:10:18,308
[normally] I speak up for those
who don't have a voice.
254
00:10:18,309 --> 00:10:19,786
Okay.
255
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,563
[cell phone chimes]
256
00:10:22,564 --> 00:10:24,231
- Hey.
- Ned, is your app working?
257
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:25,983
I haven't seen
any notifications.
258
00:10:25,984 --> 00:10:28,443
We're just putting one
together as we speak.
259
00:10:28,444 --> 00:10:29,486
Yep.
260
00:10:29,487 --> 00:10:30,672
Uh, stand by.
261
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,928
- Are you Mare?
- Yeah. Hi.
262
00:10:38,288 --> 00:10:39,246
Oh.
263
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,015
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah...
264
00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:43,834
Oh, Neanderthal.
265
00:10:43,835 --> 00:10:45,294
That's funny.
266
00:10:45,295 --> 00:10:46,271
[chuckles]
267
00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:51,425
- Well, that was mean.
- Thanks.
268
00:10:51,426 --> 00:10:52,968
I know those look like rocks,
269
00:10:52,969 --> 00:10:55,888
but, you know,
you could use them as tools
270
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,891
or bang them together
if it makes you feel at home.
271
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,035
Or you could start a fire
if you can.
272
00:11:01,769 --> 00:11:03,204
Thanks, Todd.
273
00:11:05,148 --> 00:11:07,232
Okay, I think I got
what I needed.
274
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,209
Okay.
275
00:11:11,029 --> 00:11:13,614
Uh, why are you taking
that creepy-ass doll?
276
00:11:13,615 --> 00:11:16,158
Because I brought it.
It's my prop.
277
00:11:16,159 --> 00:11:17,868
It makes the photos
more interesting
278
00:11:17,869 --> 00:11:19,995
if people think
a little girl lived here.
279
00:11:19,996 --> 00:11:22,789
What, like she died
in a tornado?
280
00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:25,584
No, she escaped before it hit.
She just forgot it.
281
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:26,877
Or, yeah, I don't know.
282
00:11:26,878 --> 00:11:28,921
Maybe it's up
for interpretation.
283
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,672
That's what makes it
poignant as hell.
284
00:11:30,673 --> 00:11:31,924
- Sure.
- [sighs]
285
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,885
- [cell phone buzzes and chimes]
- All right.
286
00:11:34,886 --> 00:11:38,263
Oh, look,
a notification from Windy.
287
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:39,264
"Wind can be fun,
288
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,808
but maybe put off
that jog around the park.
289
00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:43,894
There's a tornado warning
in effect."
290
00:11:43,895 --> 00:11:45,938
- That's not alarmist, is it?
- No, no, no.
291
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,999
That is sober messaging.
292
00:11:48,566 --> 00:11:50,084
Without fearmongering.
293
00:11:50,902 --> 00:11:52,736
Windy is our Lester Holt.
294
00:11:52,737 --> 00:11:53,862
Ooh.
295
00:11:53,863 --> 00:11:56,073
Travis:
Damn, look at that sky.
296
00:11:56,074 --> 00:11:58,617
I don't think these shed photos
are gonna cut it.
297
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,035
We gotta go get the real deal.
298
00:12:00,036 --> 00:12:01,370
I recently accepted that
299
00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:04,206
my belief in an afterlife
is performative.
300
00:12:04,207 --> 00:12:06,875
And that my only real shot
at immortality
301
00:12:06,876 --> 00:12:10,545
would be a truly legendary,
viral YouTube video.
302
00:12:10,546 --> 00:12:13,465
Is my Ford Fiesta
capable of storm chasing?
303
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,925
I have evenly distributed
304
00:12:14,926 --> 00:12:16,969
four 70-pound kettlebells
in the trunk,
305
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:20,031
so we might as well be
anchored to the ground.
306
00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:23,267
[clicks tongue]
307
00:12:23,268 --> 00:12:24,768
Siri, text Mare,
308
00:12:24,769 --> 00:12:27,896
"Crazy day, tornado spotted."
309
00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:29,481
Worried-face emoji.
310
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,917
[cell phone bloops]
311
00:12:36,072 --> 00:12:37,614
[cell phone
buzzes and chimes]
312
00:12:37,615 --> 00:12:39,801
[Mare clicks tongue] Mm...
313
00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:43,453
Huh. Paleo diet. Makes sense.
314
00:12:43,454 --> 00:12:46,474
Yeah, so just give him
a call, ask him what his...
315
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,837
Excuse me,
does anybody want a pen?
316
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:54,715
I have a great pen
that I'm using.
317
00:12:54,716 --> 00:12:57,193
I can't be the only one
who needs it.
318
00:13:00,805 --> 00:13:03,449
- Me?
- Ah, I just thought I would ask.
319
00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:05,684
It's very generous of you.
320
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,412
- Oh, okay. Thank you.
- Okay.
321
00:13:08,938 --> 00:13:10,105
You're staying.
322
00:13:10,106 --> 00:13:11,523
While we are talking,
323
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:16,361
did you hear that word
that Ned called me before?
324
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,529
"Narcissist"?
325
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,656
But a narcissist...
326
00:13:19,657 --> 00:13:22,617
would never offer someone
a pen.
327
00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:29,082
I think a narcissist could offer
someone a pen, theoretically,
328
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,418
if they thought they might
benefit by doing that.
329
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:37,674
So, what would a narcissist
not do, in case I meet one?
330
00:13:37,675 --> 00:13:39,509
A narcissist would not
331
00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:42,763
sincerely put someone else's
needs in front of their own.
332
00:13:42,764 --> 00:13:43,948
Okay.
333
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,034
I see.
334
00:13:47,602 --> 00:13:48,727
How was your weekend?
335
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,313
Oh. Um, it was-- It was okay.
336
00:13:51,314 --> 00:13:53,899
Are your parents alive
or they're dead?
337
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,734
I'm so sorry.
338
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,778
- Esmeralda.
- Yes?
339
00:13:57,779 --> 00:14:00,405
It's humility,
generally speaking.
340
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:01,740
Humility.
341
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,075
Yes.
342
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,386
- Thank you. [laughs]
- Thank you. Thank you.
343
00:14:07,497 --> 00:14:09,039
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
344
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,208
Hey, if you get a picture
of this tornado,
345
00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:13,627
can you forward it?
I wanna send it to my mom.
346
00:14:13,628 --> 00:14:15,045
Does she love tornadoes?
347
00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:16,088
No,
she doesn't believe in them.
348
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,799
- [sighs] What?
- What?
349
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,927
Okay, was it weird growing up
in an anti-science household?
350
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,012
No, and I don't believe
in them either.
351
00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:25,347
It's called being skeptical.
352
00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:27,057
Which is the essence
of science.
353
00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:29,142
So, you roasted me
for believing in UFOs
354
00:14:29,143 --> 00:14:31,728
while doubting
the existence of wind?
355
00:14:31,729 --> 00:14:33,063
I believe in wind.
356
00:14:33,064 --> 00:14:35,315
I believe in high winds.
I just, like,
357
00:14:35,316 --> 00:14:38,443
a funnel that throws cows
and picks up houses?
358
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,070
Okay, so, then what,
what's all this?
359
00:14:40,071 --> 00:14:42,364
- What happened here?
- Trash, dude.
360
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:44,032
We all know
we have a littering problem.
361
00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,033
Travis:
That's...
362
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,827
That girl is loco.
363
00:14:46,828 --> 00:14:48,054
Guys?
364
00:14:48,871 --> 00:14:50,580
I respect what you do,
365
00:14:50,581 --> 00:14:53,083
but I can't in good conscience
let you follow me.
366
00:14:53,084 --> 00:14:55,061
The cameras in the car
can film us.
367
00:14:56,045 --> 00:14:57,337
I got this.
368
00:14:57,338 --> 00:14:58,314
Save yourselves.
369
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,151
[engine revs]
370
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,476
Gloria Tornado: Folks,
this tornado could have Toledo
371
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:13,061
in its crosshairs.
372
00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,771
It's all up in the air.
[laughs]
373
00:15:14,772 --> 00:15:17,983
That's it? You don't know
if it's coming to Toledo.
374
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,985
She's fearmongering
for attention.
375
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,611
That is beneath you.
376
00:15:21,612 --> 00:15:23,572
Gloria Tornado: ...for
the township of Assumption
377
00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:24,531
in Fulton County.
378
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:25,866
Text Mare.
379
00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:27,993
The tornado might be
headed for Toledo.
380
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,178
[cell phone bloops]
381
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,709
Mare, Mare, Mare.
382
00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:37,669
Pencil, this side.
383
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,920
- Thanks.
- [laughs]
384
00:15:38,921 --> 00:15:41,339
Got it, though.
Just erasing on purpose.
385
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,467
- Okay.
- [cell phone buzzes and chimes]
386
00:15:43,468 --> 00:15:45,385
Dan: Hey, you know,
sometimes I brick my phone,
387
00:15:45,386 --> 00:15:47,053
just so I can concentrate.
388
00:15:47,054 --> 00:15:48,680
I can show you how.
- No, I can just turn it off.
389
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,265
Sorry.
390
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:54,019
We're hosting the head of
the Cincinnati Art Museum today
391
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,313
for an informal Q and A.
Care to join?
392
00:15:56,314 --> 00:15:57,606
That sounds great, I'd love to.
393
00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:59,750
Cool.
4 p.m. in the conference room.
394
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,130
[camera shutter clicks]
395
00:16:06,741 --> 00:16:08,033
[cell phone keys clacking]
396
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:12,078
"Windy is worried
about downtown Toledo.
397
00:16:12,079 --> 00:16:17,876
{\an8}A tornado can snatch
a healthy 165 pound man
398
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:21,647
{\an8}off his... bicycle."
399
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:23,566
[cell phone beeps]
400
00:16:24,842 --> 00:16:26,068
Hm.
401
00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:28,703
[sighs]
402
00:16:28,704 --> 00:16:32,599
{\an8}Text Mare, "Did you see push
notification?" Question mark.
403
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,227
{\an8}"How are things there?"
Question mark.
404
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,187
{\an8}"As bad as here?" Question mark.
405
00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:38,331
[cell phone bloops]
406
00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:43,401
When she offered to go
to Cincinnati,
407
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,796
that wasn't her breaking up
with me, right?
408
00:16:47,198 --> 00:16:48,823
Adelola:
Wind, science.
409
00:16:48,824 --> 00:16:50,450
Tornadoes, science fiction.
410
00:16:50,451 --> 00:16:52,077
The Wizard of Oz
is not sci-fi.
411
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,745
Do you think it takes place
in the future?
412
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,956
Sci-fi doesn't have
to take place in the future.
413
00:16:55,957 --> 00:16:56,998
Yes, it does.
- It just has to be
414
00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:58,375
science and fiction.
415
00:16:58,376 --> 00:17:00,418
I think we're on
very different pages. Look...
416
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,754
Like trap doors,
made up for movies.
417
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,005
Very real.
418
00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:05,382
How do you know?
Ever been through one?
419
00:17:05,383 --> 00:17:06,841
No, but my ancestors have
420
00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:08,736
and that's why I have
an instinctual fear of them.
421
00:17:10,471 --> 00:17:11,805
Nate.
422
00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:13,932
You work too hard.
423
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,351
Get off a load, dude.
424
00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:18,353
Let me humbly assist you.
425
00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:21,815
Don't mind me, I'm just
handling the trash for nothing.
426
00:17:21,816 --> 00:17:23,709
Hold on! Alfonso.
427
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,487
Gotta empty my clippings.
428
00:17:27,488 --> 00:17:31,992
[sighs] My God. You got a bit
over me, but it's okay.
429
00:17:31,993 --> 00:17:33,302
It's okay.
430
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:37,247
Ha! Look, Adam, I'm helping.
431
00:17:37,248 --> 00:17:39,642
Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
This one's for my bottom.
432
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,044
- [Barry blows]
- That could mean anything.
433
00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:44,129
Thanks.
434
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,630
I am loving this.
435
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:48,592
Detrick, you see?
You know, maybe I'm greedy.
436
00:17:48,593 --> 00:17:51,469
When handling trash
is your reward,
437
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:54,282
you just don't want
to stop this.
438
00:17:55,182 --> 00:17:56,975
Hey! Acknowledge me.
439
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,935
Oscar, look at me!
440
00:17:58,936 --> 00:18:00,478
What would
your death row meal be?
441
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:03,648
- Well, was I rightfully accused?
- Yes.
442
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,775
Okay, then,
probably a cold cup of broth.
443
00:18:05,776 --> 00:18:08,796
Or gruel is fine, because
I wouldn't deserve better.
444
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,800
Okay, we keep driving at it,
but it's not moving.
445
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,037
You know, in boats
if a boat is not moving,
446
00:18:17,038 --> 00:18:19,164
it means
it's coming right at you.
447
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,332
Yeah, so let's maybe
turn around.
448
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,833
Wow. Look at that.
Jesus Christ.
449
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:22,876
What the [bleep]?
450
00:18:22,877 --> 00:18:24,044
Can we turn around?
451
00:18:24,045 --> 00:18:25,587
- Yeah, we probably should.
- Yeah.
452
00:18:25,588 --> 00:18:27,172
Unfortunately,
I'm built different
453
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:28,649
and I have to go towards it.
454
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,800
The only way out is through.
455
00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:32,844
I don't wanna go through
the eye of the tornado.
456
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,804
Then you shouldn't have gotten
in my Ford Fiesta.
457
00:18:34,805 --> 00:18:38,224
Oscar: Thanks for checking in.
We're all safe here.
458
00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:39,768
It's not nearby.
459
00:18:39,769 --> 00:18:42,312
And I'm in a massive
stone building.
460
00:18:42,313 --> 00:18:44,689
[chuckling] Sure,
like the pyramids.
461
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,441
Love you, bud.
462
00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:49,027
My friend Kevin just checking
to see I was okay.
463
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,862
Oh. That's great.
464
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,989
Must be nice to have people
who care about you.
465
00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:54,300
Yeah.
466
00:18:56,243 --> 00:18:58,203
- [sighs]
- [cell phone keys clacking]
467
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:03,249
"The city is circled
by tornadoes. No way out.
468
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:06,086
If there is someone
that you love in Toledo,
469
00:19:06,087 --> 00:19:08,880
now is the time to tell them."
470
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:09,899
[cell phone beeps]
471
00:19:15,513 --> 00:19:18,807
- [cell phone chimes]
- Yeah?
472
00:19:18,808 --> 00:19:21,267
Ned, what the hell
was that last update?
473
00:19:21,268 --> 00:19:23,311
The paper is worse
than irrelevant,
474
00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:25,397
Windy is completely unhinged,
475
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,815
and he's panicking people.
476
00:19:26,816 --> 00:19:29,734
She. She is panicking people,
Mary Beth.
477
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,695
- What?
- I've thought it over,
478
00:19:31,696 --> 00:19:34,382
and I have decided
that Windy is a woman.
479
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,413
[cell phone chiming]
480
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,415
- Yeah?
- Ned, I'm worried about you.
481
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,708
Worry about yourself, Randy.
482
00:19:44,709 --> 00:19:46,334
You're the one FaceTiming me
483
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:49,337
while you're piloting
a [bleep] helicopter.
484
00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:51,631
Sorry. It's just--
It's a stressful day.
485
00:19:51,632 --> 00:19:53,174
I'm worried about your safety.
486
00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:55,319
- You're blowing this, bro.
- I know.
487
00:19:56,554 --> 00:19:58,304
Tell me what to do.
488
00:19:58,305 --> 00:20:01,307
Windy had to take
a mental health break.
489
00:20:01,308 --> 00:20:03,852
So we had to find
a replacement graphic.
490
00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:08,440
Luckily, we had someone that
was already a trusted figure,
491
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,334
someone with real gravitas.
492
00:20:10,985 --> 00:20:13,045
[wind howling]
493
00:20:14,029 --> 00:20:15,589
[pounding on door]
494
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:18,700
Please, open the door.
495
00:20:18,701 --> 00:20:21,911
I'm a lonely woman
in a hurry, here!
496
00:20:21,912 --> 00:20:23,621
Ah! Are you insane?
497
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:26,249
I need to ask you
something really important.
498
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,333
Go home!
499
00:20:27,334 --> 00:20:30,003
Am I a selfish person?
500
00:20:30,004 --> 00:20:31,337
What?
501
00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:34,400
Am I a narcissist?
502
00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:37,611
Two hundred dollars.
503
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,740
Okay. Channel--
Channel the truth.
504
00:20:42,516 --> 00:20:44,368
I'm getting...
505
00:20:45,269 --> 00:20:46,311
No.
506
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:47,812
Oh, thank you!
507
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,440
- I knew it! [sighs]
- Come in. Get out of this wind.
508
00:20:50,441 --> 00:20:52,317
Is your son safe?
509
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:53,693
I don't know, I think so
510
00:20:53,694 --> 00:20:55,862
because the school
is made of bricks.
511
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:58,531
- Oh, my God. Okay.
- We're okay.
512
00:20:58,532 --> 00:21:00,116
- We're not okay. I think...
- We're fine.
513
00:21:00,117 --> 00:21:01,534
- We're getting too close.
- No.
514
00:21:01,535 --> 00:21:02,786
- Turn around.
- We're fine.
515
00:21:02,787 --> 00:21:04,370
- Turn the car around.
- Calm...
516
00:21:04,371 --> 00:21:06,706
- Travis, turn around!
- Okay, okay, okay!
517
00:21:06,707 --> 00:21:08,392
- [brakes squeal]
- God.
518
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:10,835
- [whimpers]
- God.
519
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:13,546
[sighs] Why have you stopped?
[pants]
520
00:21:13,547 --> 00:21:16,090
We are not gonna outrun this.
Get out. Get in the ditch.
521
00:21:16,091 --> 00:21:17,425
- What?
- Get out of the--
522
00:21:17,426 --> 00:21:20,404
- Adelola, get out of the car.
- Oh, my God.
523
00:21:21,096 --> 00:21:22,889
[Adelola whimpering]
524
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,658
Adelola:
Getting in the ditch.
525
00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:26,935
Where are you?
526
00:21:26,936 --> 00:21:28,895
- Travis!
- Keep down, keep down, Adelola.
527
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,939
Adelola: Come on.
- [both sigh]
528
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:32,398
What is this?
529
00:21:32,399 --> 00:21:33,566
Travis: We're gonna be fine.
530
00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:35,026
- Adelola: What?
- Do not worry.
531
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:35,985
[Adelola sighs]
532
00:21:35,986 --> 00:21:37,922
Adelola. Look at me.
533
00:21:39,323 --> 00:21:41,032
- Oh, don't worry.
Adelola: Oh, God.
534
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,743
- Pardon me. Sorry, Adelola.
- Where are you going man?
535
00:21:43,744 --> 00:21:45,745
- I'm sorry. Oh, my God.
- Okay.
536
00:21:45,746 --> 00:21:47,580
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
- Are you okay?
537
00:21:47,581 --> 00:21:50,834
- [sighs]
- Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh!
538
00:21:50,835 --> 00:21:53,771
- Oh, shit.
- [both groaning]
539
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:56,464
Here we go.
540
00:21:56,465 --> 00:21:58,591
[wind howling]
541
00:21:58,592 --> 00:22:02,196
Hey Siri, call Randy,
helicopter pilot. Ah...
542
00:22:04,682 --> 00:22:07,267
- Hello?
- Hey, Randy.
543
00:22:07,268 --> 00:22:08,852
I'm on the roof
of the Truth Teller.
544
00:22:08,853 --> 00:22:10,728
- How can I help?
- It's not safe
545
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:13,606
for me to fly in the city,
where's the tornado?
546
00:22:13,607 --> 00:22:15,608
- Oh, my God!
- What? What do you see?
547
00:22:15,609 --> 00:22:18,444
I just saw a bird
fly into a building.
548
00:22:18,445 --> 00:22:20,154
Ned, the tornado.
549
00:22:20,155 --> 00:22:21,489
Wait, wait, I see a funnel
550
00:22:21,490 --> 00:22:23,157
over by Jamie Farr Park,
551
00:22:23,158 --> 00:22:25,743
but it's headed away from us
over the lake.
552
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:28,872
Hey, that's Detroit's
problem now. Ha, ha!
553
00:22:28,873 --> 00:22:31,291
- Good reporting, Ned.
- Thanks, man.
554
00:22:31,292 --> 00:22:33,126
You made a difference.
555
00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:37,589
Okay, hey, I gotta bring this
chopper back to Cincinnati.
556
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,567
Wait, wait, Randy, Randy.
557
00:22:40,676 --> 00:22:43,070
Could you do me a teeny favor?
558
00:22:44,179 --> 00:22:46,055
And so we're excited
559
00:22:46,056 --> 00:22:49,309
about this Louis Kronberg
exhibit.
560
00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:52,061
He was an American prot�g�
of Degas.
561
00:22:52,062 --> 00:22:56,774
It's a milestone exhibition
for us.
562
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:58,168
Are there any questions?
563
00:23:00,487 --> 00:23:03,823
[in gruff, deep voice] Me want
know, do you have cave painting?
564
00:23:03,824 --> 00:23:07,577
- [laughing]
- Me like cave painting.
565
00:23:07,578 --> 00:23:09,495
- [all laugh]
- Why you laugh?
566
00:23:09,496 --> 00:23:11,682
Me want cave painting.
567
00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:14,101
Oh, now you can hear.
568
00:23:15,252 --> 00:23:16,294
[in normal voice]
Sorry.
569
00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:17,587
It's an in--
570
00:23:17,588 --> 00:23:21,257
It's an inside joke
in the office. [laughs]
571
00:23:21,258 --> 00:23:22,508
Are your family from Cincinnati?
572
00:23:22,509 --> 00:23:23,843
[helicopter blades whirring]
573
00:23:23,844 --> 00:23:26,679
My girlfriend
works for the Chronicle.
574
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,140
- It's her first day.
- Oh, okay.
575
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:32,018
So, you're surprising her, huh?
That's sweet.
576
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:36,481
No, I asked her to send me
a picture of her new desk
577
00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:37,875
and she didn't.
578
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,554
- [breathes deeply]
- Yeah.
579
00:23:51,355 --> 00:23:54,707
- You're gonna be okay. Okay?
- Yeah.
580
00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:57,543
You wanna get a beer
sometime or...?
581
00:23:57,544 --> 00:23:58,896
I'll see you later.
582
00:23:59,964 --> 00:24:00,940
Yeah.
583
00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:04,026
Thanks.
584
00:24:12,059 --> 00:24:13,309
[Ned sighs]
585
00:24:13,310 --> 00:24:14,578
Ned:
What am I doing?
586
00:24:20,567 --> 00:24:21,818
[helicopter blades whirring]
587
00:24:21,819 --> 00:24:24,963
No, uh, wait.
Hey! Hey, wait! Randy!
588
00:24:27,574 --> 00:24:30,803
[upbeat theme playing]
589
00:24:32,579 --> 00:24:35,599
[cell phone buzzes]
590
00:24:37,501 --> 00:24:38,668
Hello?
591
00:24:38,669 --> 00:24:40,336
Mare:
Hey, are you okay?
592
00:24:40,337 --> 00:24:42,255
I just saw the tornado warning.
593
00:24:42,256 --> 00:24:43,881
Oh. Um...
594
00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:45,341
Yeah, you didn't see my text?
595
00:24:45,342 --> 00:24:47,593
Not yet, I just figured
I'd call you first.
596
00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:49,929
I'm so sorry,
today's been insane.
597
00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:53,766
That's all right. You know,
maybe just delete them.
598
00:24:53,767 --> 00:24:56,352
And could you say
the same thing to your dad?
599
00:24:56,353 --> 00:24:57,603
I sent him a bunch too.
600
00:24:57,604 --> 00:25:00,398
Today was just nuts. [sighs]
601
00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:04,485
[chuckling] Okay. Do you have
a minute to tell me about it?
602
00:25:04,486 --> 00:25:07,071
I have about four hours.
603
00:25:07,072 --> 00:25:09,883
{\an8}But, honestly,
I'd rather hear about your day.
604
00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:21,311
{\an8}[keyboard clacking]
605
00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:34,015
{\an8}Hey, I was looking
at tomorrow's paper.
606
00:25:34,016 --> 00:25:35,933
{\an8}- That picture of the shed...
- [elevator dinging softly]
607
00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,643
{\an8}...on the front page
was a good get.
608
00:25:37,644 --> 00:25:39,913
{\an8}- Thank you.
- And that dirty doll.
609
00:25:40,814 --> 00:25:42,124
{\an8}Nice touch.
610
00:25:43,192 --> 00:25:46,194
{\an8}But you know what I thought
was just excellent?
611
00:25:46,195 --> 00:25:47,171
{\an8}What?
612
00:25:48,447 --> 00:25:49,822
{\an8}Your article.
613
00:25:49,823 --> 00:25:52,325
{\an8}[elevator dings,
doors creak open]
614
00:25:52,326 --> 00:25:54,052
{\an8}- Thank you.
- Goodnight, kid.
615
00:25:55,162 --> 00:25:56,138
{\an8}Goodnight.
616
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,267
{\an8}Hm.
617
00:26:00,317 --> 00:26:04,867
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