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It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! Come on!

The earth is shaking!

It's here!

What's here?

-Calm down! -The ground is moving!

-What's coming? What is it? -A beast.

Like a beast that's pulling a town.

It's here.

Hey, kid, come on. Come on. You're gonna miss it.

Mama �rsula.

It's here.

What is here?

Hurry up, run!

It's here! It's here!

-Meme, leave that. Come on. -Where are you going?

It's almost here.

May we go, Mama?

You may, after your lesson, Renata.

Fernanda, let her go.

Can I go, Mama?

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

-Careful, Meme. Wait. -Come on, come on, come on.

Grab my arm. Grab my arm! Less talking, more moving.

-Grab my arm. -For goodness' sake. Careful.

-Forget the shawl. -Don't take off your shawl.

Remedios!

Remedios! Put this on.

Come on, children. Come quick!

The innocent train that would bring to Macondo

so many uncertainties and truths,

so much praise and misfortune,

and so many changes, calamities, and longings had finally arrived.

Welcome to Macondo!

The people of Macondo watched as Jos� Arcadio Segundo

and Aureliano Triste waved from the top of the locomotive.

-You're here, brother! You're here! -Isn't this amazing?

-Uncle! -Where is he?

It's here! We did it, Macondo!

Welcome to Macondo!

Your great-grandfather would be so proud, Jos� Arcadio.

You made his lifelong dream come true.

You connected Macondo with the world.

Well done, son.

Now, you really have proven half of the town wrong, brother.

It was worth the wait, wasn't it?

-Come on. Where are we going? -To the train.

No, Meme.

-Come on. Let's go on the train. -Stop, no. No.

-Mom is going to get angry. -So what? Don't be dumb.

No, Meme. Where are we going?

Welcome to Macondo. Welcome.

Hello.

I'm sorry. I've just arrived�

Nothing to worry about!

Nothing to worry about, ladies and gentlemen! That's right!

Come on closer. Don't be afraid.

A stranger stepped off the train

so elegant and dignified

that Pietro Crespi himself would have looked like a fop beside him.

Ah, pardon me.

Uh, mind telling me where I could find a good restaurant?

A new restaurant that has authentic and traditional food.

I know just the place, Mr�

Herbert.

Mr. Herbert, I would like to invite you over for lunch at my house,

where the finest food in all of Macondo is prepared.

-Isn't that right, Mama �rsula? -That's right.

The Buend�a house opens its doors for this special occasion.

-How wonderful. -Everyone is welcome.

-Our doors are open. -Thank you so much.

Next stop, Fundaci�n!

I found these two sitting in the back of the train.

Thank you so much, Miss, uh�

Cotes.

Cotes.

Mm.

Dad, who's that woman? Why does she know us?

Son, everybody here knows us.

We are Buend�as.

-Jos� Arcadio. -You�

-You disappeared. Where'd you go? -Why'd you run off?

It was Meme. She dragged me onto the train. I swear.

Welcome. Welcome to the Buend�a household.

Santa Sof�a, go get two hens from the back, please.

We have to cook a bit of everything.

You never know what foreigners are going to want to eat.

Wow. This place is like a dream.

Right over there.

Rum. Welcome. Welcome to our home.

Have some rum.

Welcome to the Buend�a household.

Thank you.

Aureliano?

Aureliano?

-Oh, she's playing great. Wow! -Renata! Go to your room right now.

-Why is she stopping? -Aureliano?

Do you think there's sleeping beds here?

Jos� Arcadio!

Of course it was you who brought this circus into the house.

This circus is the future.

And this is just the beginning, so you might wanna get used to it.

'Cause I am not my brother.

Mrs. Buend�a, how many people are you having over for lunch?

Welcome.

We'll need the other set for this many people.

Jos� Arcadio, leave that. Come.

That one. Bring me that.

Tell your mother her reign is over.

The Buend�a house is chaotic once again.

Mama, my aunt says your reign is over and that--

Jos� Arcadio.

-Go to your mom. -Aureliano.

Oh, it startled me.

Take me as your husband, I beg you.

That's a crazy thing to say.

I promise you that I will spend my entire life

doing everything in my power to give the world to you.

How will you do that? You don't know anything about me, do you?

Remedios.

Go to the kitchen.

Aren't you going to eat something?

It's going to get cold.

Well, gentlemen,

the bell rings only once for supper and once for Mass.

-Thank you. -Thank you, ma'am.

Please enjoy, everybody. It's delicious. You're gonna love it.

Enjoy, everybody.

Wow, this is really good.

Jos� Arcadio, bring some more juice.

Delicious.

Chicken?

Poulet? Oh, pass her the chicken, please.

Oh!

What is this?

Banana.

-You eat it. -You eat it?

Mm-hmm.

Banana, anyone?

ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE

You can find these things everywhere,

and they grow very quickly.

Remarkable.

Uh, um, do you know where there's more?

Oh, I'm happy to take you all over the outskirts of Macondo.

It's full of bananas.

Much appreciated, young man.

Yeah, my pleasure.

Who brought these gringos into this house?

-Get out of here! -Hey, settle down, sir.

The thing is

that all of these nice travelers here are Great-Grandmother's guests.

Go talk to her.

This is the last thing I need to see in Macondo.

Our house getting invaded by the same sons of bitches

that stole Panama from us.

What does he mean "Panama"?

Bastards.

-�rsula! -Please excuse the old man. He's, uh�

Well, he's lost his mind.

He couldn't kill himself and leave us in peace!

Uh�

No, it's really no problem at all.

I'm loving Macondo.

Everyone is, uh, very passionate.

It's very pretty.

I told you. They grow everywhere.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness. Would you look�

So many.

Who owns all of it?

Oh, it's everyone's.

-All of it? -Mm-hmm. The people's.

The arrival of the train unleashed a wave of excitement

no one could contain.

Renata!

You are not to be outside when those people are here.

-Go to your room! -Everybody, this way, please.

We call that "papoche."

We throw those to the animals.

This one is delicious.

Incredibly sweet, hmm?

The people of Macondo surrendered to the endless bounty

that came in the train cars�

How are you doing?

We can barely keep up.

Look at what I brought for the kids.

�while foreigners found themselves in a land

where everything seemed to flourish without measure.

Hide all of it, son.

Fernanda has the kids locked in their room.

It's beautiful, sure.

-Yeah. -But it's a plague.

Mm-hmm. Okay.

It's beautiful.

Paradise.

Paradise.

Colonel!

Mmm.

Did you know that aside from the food,

foreigners come to this house to meet the family's madman?

You're a real tourist attraction.

You think everything that's happening in Macondo

is just fine and wonderful, Jos� Arcadio,

because you're too stupid to see it.

You don't understand who the gringos really are.

You have to change your tune because the gringos are here to stay.

Mr. Herbert told me some merchants were coming from Ohio,

and that they're buying every single vacant lot around Macondo.

Well, they'll find out who really owns those lots.

Imbecile.

You old bastard.

What do you want?

Get out of here.

Rebeca.

The colonel immediately recognized his sister Rebeca,

the one with the impatient heart and the boundless womb.

The only one with the unbridled courage

�rsula had always wished to see in her bloodline.

I thought you were dead. If we had known you were--

Aureliano� I don't give a shit about what happens

beyond the walls of this house.

And what happens to the Buend�as matters even less.

To me, it's as if the family died with Jos� Arcadio.

Tell me once and for all why you've come here,

or I'll shoot your head off.

The land that surrounds Macondo.

I know Arcadio gave those property titles to my brother.

And if those lands have rightful owners,

meaning you and Jos� Arcadio,

the gringos can't even go near them.

So if you still have those somewhere--

I burned everything when your brother died.

All I kept of his�

was this house,

and this shotgun in my hands.

Hmm.

It was nice to see you, Rebeca.

Mm.

"And renew the right spirit within me."

"Do not cast me away from your face."

"And take not thy Holy Spirit from me."

After having sinned, David asks God to give him a pure heart.

Because God always knows when we have sinned.

"Restore to me the joy of your salvation."

"Strengthen me with your spirit."

The last guest just left.

Can I go pee, Mom?

Be careful, Meme.

Don't you want to rest for a bit, Jos� Arcadio?

My son knows that he has to take his education very seriously

if he wants to go to Rome.

But it is impossible to do so when this house is full of sinful men

day and night who may lead him down the path of evil.

It is a Christian value to help those who are in need.

It's in the Bible.

They are vagabonds, �rsula.

They're taking advantage of you, and you seem to like that.

Don't forget you are in my house, Fernanda.

I opened my doors to those foreigners with the same generosity as I did for you.

And all of your saints.

Come to think of it,

today is October 4th�

which just so happens to be the day of the loved Saint Francis of Assisi.

The saint of poverty�

and humility.

She's alive, Mama.

She's alive.

God forgive me.

What kind of mother would neglect their child all these years?

Did you know she was alive?

Auntie, I was looking for you.

The only one who never forgot, even for a single minute,

that Rebeca was alive, rotting in a soup of maggots,

was the ruthless and aging Amaranta.

She thought of her at dawn,

and every time she changed,

the black bandage of terrible atonement wrapped around her hand.

After saving an entire village of people,

all who hadn't slept for months,

I decided to write that book.

What's it about?

I cannot tell you, beautiful Meme.

No one must understand its meaning,

not until 100 years have passed.

And why are you dressed like that?

He's telling us the story of Melquiades.

Can't say I'm surprised, Renata. Sin has always come naturally to you.

But you, Jos� Arcadio. I would have never expected you--

I went and woke them up. Don't reprimand them.

For years, I allowed you to humiliate and abandon us.

Do you know where your children are eating now?

In their quarters, like a pair of dogs.

Because, apparently, �rsula's guests are far more important than any of us are.

Stop being so dramatic, Fernanda.

You do nothing for us.

And meanwhile, you get it all.

Even your little concubine.

What is a concubine?

It's the lady that we met at the train station that day.

You'll be begging for forgiveness!

That same day,

Fernanda sent Aureliano's trunk of clothes to his concubine's house.

She sent them in broad daylight,

and ordered that they'd be carried down the middle of the street

for everyone to see�

How shameless.

�believing that her wayward husband would be unable to bear the shame

and would return home with his head hung low.

Shameful. Both of them.

You're disgraceful!

What a dog!

You have no shame.

Remedios.

What are you doing up there?

I don't know what's wrong with me.

All I think about is seeing you.

You should get down.

The roof's not safe.

Let me put soap on your back at least.

I don't think anyone's ever put soap on their back.

Good heavens!

Remedios.

Oh, here he is. Welcome to Macondo, Mr. Brown.

-Mr. Herbert, how you doing? -Great, great, great.

This is the town's new mayor.

At your service, Mr. Brown.

-Nice to meet you, sir. -Sir.

Now, if you come this way, we'll, uh�

Is it always this hot? It's hotter than Hades.

Oh, it certainly is, but you do get used to it.

-Okay, I hope so. -And it's�

Uh, the train is new to town, so�

-It might feel� -No, no, no, no, no.

Mr. Jack Brown arrived in Macondo on a hot Wednesday,

straight from Prattville, Alabama.

He was followed everywhere by a pack of ferocious hounds,

engineers, topographers, and land surveyors.

Nobody knew what they were looking for.

-Go ahead and set that down there. -Sir, it's ready.

Take my cane. Thank you.

Endowed with resources that in a different era

would have been reserved only for divine providence�

Jos� Arcadio! My horse!

�the foreigners altered the rainfall patterns,

moved the river from where it had always been,

and put it on the other side of the town.

And at the newly established banana business, the United Fruit Company,

Jos� Arcadio Segundo found work as a foreman.

Gentlemen! Welcome!

In the coming days, you will all discover that the working conditions we offer

are the best you'll find along the coast.

Because our company is the largest company there is

in the whole area.

We take care of the entire process,

from the moment we cut the banana to its exportation.

Part of your compensation is issued in these vouchers,

which are redeemable at the town's local commissary

for imported products such as these.

You should all feel privileged

because there is no place in Macondo or in the entire country

where you can get the best quality ham products from Virginia.

This here is our gift to you for your loyal service.

-Jos� Arcadio. -Mr. Brown.

Please enjoy it.

Explore the town and get some rest

because tomorrow we start bright and early at 6:00.

So welcome to the United Fruit Family!

-Looks good. -Welcome.

Hey, go grab some ham. It's American.

Welcome. Welcome.

Until her very last minute on Earth,

Remedios the Beauty remained unaware

that her inescapable and unsettling female nature

was a daily disaster.

The bananas are transported along these rails to the exit.

From there, they're taken to the train and from the train to the port,

where the bananas are loaded onto company ships.

Hello, good afternoon.

From the moment Remedios stepped onto the plantation,

the air was impregnated with a deadly fragrance.

The men working in the ditches felt possessed by a strange fascination,

threatened by an invisible danger,

and many succumbing to the terrible urge to weep.

Get back!

Let go!

What do you think you're doing?

And that's extremely important to us

because we have to deliver them perfectly clean.

What did you think of the tour?

I would've never imagined

that you could have this many in one place.

Darling! What happened? What's wrong?

Why don't you have your hat, Remedios?

Oh my God, Remedios.

Come on, boys.

Let's go, let's go, let's go! Grab your machetes!

My best whiskey. Directly from Canada.

Pretty smooth, huh?

Did your family enjoy the visit?

Mm.

That's good.

Yes.

Except two of my men died on the plantation today.

An accident.

Well, that's very sad to hear.

Got any more news to share?

More men keep coming.

We're starting with two full crews tomorrow morning.

We'll need to expand the barracks.

These boys are coming from far away.

We'll take care of that.

Anything else?

Yes, Mr. Brown.

We should build a health center here

for emergencies, like the one we had today.

It's a good idea.

I'll make sure they see to that.

Oh, Buend�a. Hang on a sec.

Take these.

Some nice coupons for the commissary.

Good job, Buend�a.

Honey, could you come in here a second?

Mm.

Sir?

Does it hurt, Auntie?

Why did they do that to you?

Because the people in this town are going mad.

It's not just that.

It's because Remedios is provocative.

We've seen how she walks around naked with no sense of modesty

so that the men Great-Grandmother invites over can gawk at her.

Hey! Show some respect, you ungrateful city brat.

Modesty is for people like you, Fernanda,

who have to pray day and night to drive the evil out of their souls.

I'm just telling the truth.

Your aunt isn't just crazy. She's extremely dangerous.

Mail!

Presents from Grandpa. Come on, Meme!

We'll put it here.

Wait, Meme. Hold it.

Whoa.

I wanna see what it is.

No!

My dad!

Get out!

How could you tarnish my father's memory in such a horrible way?

A Christian man has died, Aureliano.

A man, not a dog!

This is our homage to your father.

Ma, I didn't do anything.

It was Meme and Papa.

Shut up, you snitch.

Fernanda, it wasn't just him.

-It was also my idea-- -Stay out of it, please, �rsula.

It's not your concern.

I accepted this failed marriage for you

and everyone's gross incivility

so I could raise my children in a Christian household.

But I've come to realize that, time and time again,

in this insane house, it's impossible.

The children are leaving Macondo!

You can't take my children.

I can

because I am their mama.

And it's them I chose.

But not you. You chose her instead.

For God's sake, Fernanda. How can you say that?

I packed you all of your favorite treats.

But you shouldn't eat them all at once, all right?

You promise me?

Well, come here. Let's get you changed.

Come on.

It's beautiful.

Thank you so much.

Auntie, aren't you coming to the station?

I love you very much.

Have fun, okay?

I'm going to miss you.

Me too.

Jos� Arcadio. Let's go, sweetheart.

Auntie, are you feeling all right?

I've never felt better.

I went through this myself, you know.

But you and I came from royalty, Renata.

All queens are educated by nuns.

It's what's best for you.

-I'm gonna miss you, my love. -Me too, Daddy.

-Be a good girl. -Okay.

Go with Grandma.

Oh, Meme.

May God be with you, my children.

Be a good girl, you hear me, Meme?

Write me a letter every month.

Daddy will be right here, reading your letters.

Don't ever forget that Daddy loves you,

and that I'll be right here waiting for you to come back!

NEW RAILWAYS WILL BOOST DEVELOPMENT IN MACONDO

My family has lost their minds.

Now it turns out Macondo is going to have a pope

and a saint.

Mm.

And a martyr.

Hmm.

Haven't you seen it yet?

Hmm.

Mm-mm.

IN MEMORY OF COLONEL AURELIANO BUEND�A

TIRELESS DEFENDER OF FREEDOM AND JUSTICE

HIS FIGHT FOR A SOVEREIGN NATION ENDURES IN THE HEARTS OF HIS PEOPLE

I guess since they couldn't kill me�

they wanna bury me alive, Gerineldo.

Mm.

What's the matter with you?

What's the hurry?

Gerineldo, look at the mess we've gotten ourselves into.

All because we invited those fucking banana-eating gringos into our town.

-Here you go. -You work here, old man?

My son-in-law does. The father of my grandson.

You can't come in unless you work here.

This is for company workers only.

But I have a voucher, and the man who gave it to me works here.

-Show me the voucher. -You cannot forbid me to come in.

-Show me the voucher, old man. -Here's the voucher.

You shouldn't have this. This is illegal.

What you are doing is illegal. You're nobody here.

You don't have any authority.

Put that back! Hey, he's trying to steal this!

-Manuel! Hey, don't touch him! -Come here!

Leave him alone!

-Leave him alone! Manuel! -Grandpa, help!

Don't move! Shut up!

Manuel!

What have you done?

Scum!

Murderers!

You bastards!

Come on.

What's the matter with them?

What have we done?

Come on, let's go.

Please, Aureliano.

What's happening, Gerineldo?

Hey, sir!

Hey, where are you going? Sir!

Hey!

What are you doing here, Colonel?

I'm gonna tell that guy Mr. Brown

that a murder was committed by his own company.

By United Fruit Co.?

I suggest you get out of my way if you don't want trouble.

Everything all right?

Everything's fine.

-The Conservative government� -As I was saying, Mr. Brown�

Huh? What's going on?

And what's worse,

they gave you free rein to do whatever you want!

But know that here in Macondo, there are still men

that will never kneel to anyone

and that are willing and ready to revolt.

This time, against you and your murderous organization.

You bastards.

-The hell's going on? -Don't worry. Everything's fine.

What did he want?

�rsula was the only one with enough serenity to understand

the nature of that irreparable wind.

She watched Remedios the Beauty,

amid the dazzling flutter of the sheets rising with her,

passing through the sky

where the four o'clock light came to an end,

as she disappeared forever into the atmosphere,

where not even the highest birds of memory could reach her.

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