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- Good evening.
I'm Anthony Napoli.

Over the past
four and a half years,

"Nathan for You"
has delivered 24 episodes

of premium television
entertainment,

making sure
to keep the volume low

and the quality high.

What started as a modest show,
where a young Canadian

set out to help
struggling small businesses,

has remained modest,

never losing sight
of its roots.

Tonight, in anticipation
of the premiere

of its fourth season,
we celebrate

this extraordinary achievement
by taking a look back

at some of the show's
best moments,

and check in
with some familiar faces

we've met along the way.

Fasten your seat belts
and enjoy the ride.

I'm Anthony Napoli,

and this is "Nathan for You:
A Celebration."

Tonight,
we get updates from...

ghost realtor Sue Stanford,

hero Corey Calderwood,

private investigator
Brian Wolfe,

production office staff member
Salomon Flores,

teenage vandal Kyle Heitz,

and so much more.

- ♪ Let's celebrate

- Wow. We've got so much
in store for you tonight.

But what would a
"Nathan for You" celebration be

without the man himself?
Nathan Fielder.

Hi, Nathan,
how are you?

- Good, thank you
for having me, Tony.

- Well, thank you
for having me.

So what we want to,
uh, talk about is,

how has the show gone

for the past
four and a half years?

- Um, well,
it's--it's been good.

You know, it's taken
a lot of work

to make all
these episodes, 24...

- Sure.

- You know, which is
a lot of content,

and I'm pretty proud
of everything we've done.

- Good.
You should be proud,

because the episodes
are very funny...

- Thank you.

- Um, I have to say so myself.

I've seen a lot
of your episodes, um,

and I really enjoyed you
having me on--season one.

- Of course. Yeah, well,
it was a pleasure having you.

For those that don't remember,

you hosted the,
uh, "The Hunk" episode,

which was
a fake dating show I did

in the first season.
- Sure.

- I think we actually
have a photo of you,

um, in--at the mansion.

There it is.
- Nice.

- So that's you
at the mansion there.

- It was really funny
how you had a lot of emails,

a lot of phone calls,
uh, things like that,

everyone wanting to know

if I ever had that threesome
with two guys.

- Oh, okay.

Have you ever had
a threesome?

- I have, yes.

- He had a threesome.

- Him with two guys?
- Yeah.

- No, not with two guys.

So here's the thing.

Um, I don't know.

I guess I wanted to clear up

or just throw it out there,

'cause I never
got to add to that.

- Okay, yeah.

- You asked me
if I had the threesome,

and I said yes.
- Yeah.

- But I never said yes
to two guys.

- Okay.

- So the reason why
I held my tongue is,

it was with two women,

but it wasn't with just
an ordinary two women.

- I'd really--
just so you know,

I do want this program
to be G-rated,

so everyone can enjoy.

- There's no har--no harm.

- So I'd prefer, maybe,

if we didn't talk
about threesomes.

- Sure. Done deal.
- Yeah.

- I'm happy with that,
because it was

a mother
and a daughter combo,

but we'll move past that,

and I'll introduce
one of your first segments.

- Okay.
- Great.

One of the show's
most memorable episodes

was when Nathan helped
a struggling real estate agent

rebrand herself
as The Ghost Realtor.

Let's have a look.

- Back in the second season
of my show,

I gave Los Angeles-based
realtor Sue Stanford

the idea of capitalizing
on the 50% of people

who believe in ghosts
by specializing in

the sale
of ghost-free homes.

- That's really a wild idea.

- So after giving
her marketing

a complete overhaul...

- Oh, my gosh.
That's amazing.

- I paired her up with
professional psychic Ron Bard

to help her detect
any ghosts that

might be lurking
in her properties.

- Definitely a change of energy.
You feel that, correct?

- Mm-hmm. Definitely.
I feel,

like, chills
coming down my spine.

- Right.
- Is it a ghost?

- No.

- What I never saw coming

was that Sue herself had
had intimate encounters

with spirits in her past.

- It's like--you know
what an incubus is?

It's a ghost that will have sex
with someone until they die.

- Wow. That's like
what I experienced

when I was in Switzerland.

- What happened
in Switzerland?

- When I was being choked?

- You were being choked
in Switzerland?

- Yeah, I--

- We were just talking
about that.

- What?
- Yeah, uh, earlier--

- Choked by what?
- By an entity like that.

I felt like
I was being picked--

- Wait, a ghost choked you
in Switzerland?

- Yes.
- Wow.

The filming of
the ghost realtor episode

turned out to be an intense

personal experience for Sue.

- Come out!
Come out, evil spirits!

- [sobbing]
- Come out, evil spirits!

Demons messing up with
the vertebras in the neck.

Leave now.
- Uh...

- Leave now!
- Okay!

- Leave, leave! Leave!
- Stop it!

- Leave! Leave!
- Stop it!

- But with
so many distractions,

it was hard to tell
at the time

what she really thought
of my idea.

Are you okay, Sue?
- Yeah. Actually, I'm fine.

I think I'm in--
feeling a little relief now.

It's amazing.

[sighs]

- It's been three years
since I rebranded Sue

as The Ghost Realtor,
and when I recently

checked out her website,
I was delighted

to discover that
she'd not only continued

to use my idea
in her real estate practice

but had gone as far
as teaming up

with Ron Bard the psychic

and a small-time
production company

to create a television pilot

for a "Ghost Realtor"
reality series

that she was pitching
around town.

- I feel kind of funny
in here.

This is--this is not good.

- We're putting salt
in the corners

to disperse the negative energy.

If this was my house,
I'd burn this shit down.

- I was so proud of how far
Sue had run with my idea.

How are you, Sue?

- But when I gave her a call
to schedule a follow-up,

she shared some sad news.

- Oh, I'm sorry, Sue.

But she told me she was now
working with a new psychic,

and she wanted me
to come meet him.

So at Sue's insistence,

I paid her a visit
at her home.

- I want you to meet--
- Hi.

- Hey, Nathan.
- Joshua.

- Good to meet you.
- Nathan, good to meet you.

- Good to meet you.
- J-Joshua?

- Yes, sir.
- Good to meet you.

- So I'm what's known
as a psychic medium,

but I'm also clairsentient,

which means that I feel,
uh, my angels.

I'm also clairvoyant,
which means I can see.

I'm also clairaudient,
which is--most of the time,

I actually hear--
I hear voices.

and, uh, I also do
financial advising.

- Oh, okay.

- Uh, it's--utilizing
spirit with everything.

- Sue told me
she was still working hard

to get the "Ghost Realtor"
show off the ground,

and she even hoped that Ron
could still be a part of it.

- He probably can help us
from the other side, also.

- Yes, definitely.
- Mm-hmm.

- That's a great point.
- Yeah, it truly is.

- We call on Ron
when we need some help.

[chuckles]
- Definitely.

- So you can talk to Ron?

Even though he's gone,
you can still...

- Sure, and, you know,
I can do--I could try

communicating with Ron
right now,

if you all would like.
- Mm-hmm.

- Right now?
- Sure.

- Why not?

- So dear Mother-Father God,

how grateful am I
just for this...

vortex, for this space,
for this time.

Grateful am I just for
all of the angelic beings

that are in this home,

and as we evoke
the spirit of Ron,

we are grateful that
Sue, myself, and Nathan,

as a collective consciousness,

that we are open
and available.

Okay, go ahead.

- Go ahead?

- Do you want to ask
a question?

- Uh, for Ron?

- Yes.

- Um...

Did he enjoy his
experience, uh, on the show?

- Yes.

- Great. Um...

- Are there any more questions
that you--that you have?

- I guess, how does he feel
about you replacing him?

- Uh, he says it's good.

He says he knows--
he says

that I've got
a good heart. Um...

So he--he says it's good.

- That's good.

- Do you have any other
questions, Nathan?

- Um...

I know, on the show,
he mentioned

that he worked
on the O.J. trial.

- Uhh, worked on O.J.'s
defense team...

- You worked on O.J.'s case?

- Yeah.
- So do you think he's innocent?

- He was definitely innocent.

- O.J.
- Definitely.

- Now that he's...
on the other side,

does he have
any clearer info on,

maybe, who
the real killer was?

- He--he does,
uh, but I don't--

I'm not getting a name or
anything like that right now.

- He knows who the killer is?

- Yeah. They--yes.

- Was it O.J.?

- This is not coming from Ron.

This is coming from me,
and that answer is yes.

- But Ron's
not telling you that.

- Every time I present him
with that, he steps back.

- Who's telling you then?

- My own connection with--
with my own--

with my own spirit guides.

- Okay.

Cool.

- That's how it works.

- Bye, Sue.

- Bye, honey. You take care.

[gasps]
Oh, I got a little kiss.

- Yeah, of course.
- That's so sweet.

- Oh, you're welcome.

- Okay. Well,
thanks for coming by.

- It's only--only for women.

[laughter]

It was great to see that Sue

and her new psychic
got along so well,

and even though
it was sad that Ron had died,

I was happy he'd still be
able to guide them

from the other side.

- I'm Jack Garbarino,

and I've never
been to a gym in my life,

and you're watching
"Nathan for You: A Celebration."

- Nathan has always
believed that teens

are the adults of the future,

which is why he tries
to be a role model

for teenagers everywhere,
including Kyle Heitz.

- In season one, I set out
to catch a teen doing graffiti

and then tell on him
to his parents

in order to help him
turn his life around.

Hey, how's it going?
- It's going.

- Cool, what are you
doing there?

Oh-ho, that's so funny.
You drew a [bleep].

- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's really funny.

- To lure him in, I pretended

we were a show
called "Teen Street"

that featured cool teens

and said that we wanted
to profile him.

- What up?
I'm Kyle, 19 years old,

and this is "Teen Street."

If you don't like it,
[horn honks] you.

Bam. [chuckles]

First tattoo when I was 13.

This is the only girl
that never complains to me.

[woman moans]
[chuckles]

All right, so now
I'm going to show you

where I live.
Let's do this.

- The "Teen Street" profile
worked perfectly

and led me
straight to Kyle's mom,

where I informed her
of his vandalism.

And you can see,
I'm holding them

as if I'm masturbating
these two men.

- [chuckles]
- You're--you're laughing.

But neither of them
seemed to take

the intervention
very seriously.

The penises?
Do you like that?

- No.
- Being held like that?

[laughter]
Is that...

So after scaring him straight

with a visit
from a retired cop...

- And believe me, you don't
want to go to jail.

- I left him with
some words of wisdom.

You're a good kid.
- Mm-hmm.

- And you have a lot
of potential, and to be honest,

I see some of myself in you,

but you just have to try

to become more like me
and less like you.

And since that day,
I'd always wondered

if Kyle took my advice
to heart.

[uplifting music]

- A'ight, so check this one out.

- When I recently
checked in with Kyle,

I was delighted to discover
that he was now

a contributing member
of society,

selling discount
vaporizer pens door-to-door.

- So what I do is, I take,
you know, 40, 60 vape pens,

and I go out there, and
I knock 'em all out in a day,

and it's just kind of
"rinse, repeat."

It's what I've been doing
ever since,

you know, last time
you guys ran into me.

- But he hadn't only
found his calling.

He also found his soul mate.

- I stay at home,
and he brings home the money.

That's how it should work.

- That's how it should be.

That's how it should be.

I've--I've never been
so passionate about a woman

until I've met this girl,
you know?

Where I see myself
in the future with this girl

is definitely, you know,
I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

Love you, babe.
- Love you too.

- I was so proud of everything
Kyle had accomplished

since I set him
on the right path,

and I wanted to let him know.

I just want to say,
I'm so happy to see

how well you're doing,
and, you know,

it's so exciting to see
how much of a success

you are; I'm so proud.

- Thank you.
- Especially to know

that none of this
would have happened

without my intervention.
It's so humbling for me.

- Good.

- But there was still
one problem.

Despite Kyle's claims of
being an amazing salesman...

- I can sell anything.

Like, I can sell the shoes
off your feet back to you.

I can make an old Honda
look like a Porsche.

I will sell that shit to you.

- His results
told a different story.

- I'm loading up
13 other stores out here

in the--in your guys'
general area.

- Is, uh, anybody in the back
I could talk to?

- Anybody in the back
I could talk to? No, okay.

Mind if I speak to
the people in the back?

- And I realized
there was still one part

of Kyle that could be
turning off his customers...

- This is the only girl
that never complains to me.

[woman moans]

- A pornographic tattoo
on his wrist.

So I decided to give him
a little surprise

to help with
his business aspirations.

No peeking!
- I'm not peeking.

- All right. So, Kyle...
- All right.

- Uh, this is Dr. Rubinstein.

- How's it going today?
- Nice to meet you.

- Very nice to meet you.
- He's gonna explain to you

what we're doing here today.
- Okay.

- I'm a board-certified
dermatologist,

and I specialize
in laser tattoo removal.

The production
has agreed to pay

for all of your tattoos
to be removed by laser

and if that's okay with you,

we can get started
as soon as possible.

- Absolutely not.

- Well, Kyle, obviously,

I know you want to be--
you're in business now, and--

- Right.
- No one's going to

take you seriously as long
as you have tattoos, so...

- What about a long sleeve?

- Well, I mean, right now,
you're wearing a long sleeve,

and I can see them.
You just covered them,

but you lost the deal
before they were covered.

I was shocked that Kyle
was so against taking

this obvious step
towards professionalism,

but I'd invested too much
in this young man

to give up on him now.

Kyle, you think this
is good for business?

A tattoo of
a naked woman smoking?

You can see her breasts,
her nipples there--

- I mean, y-you guys--
- And...

- You guys--
- A vagina?

- That's a belly button.
- That's a belly button?

- Yeah, she's--
- What is that, doctor?

Is that a vagina?

- No, I would say
that's a navel.

- How can you tell?

- Uh, I-I think
she just has a long torso,

is what's going on there.

- But wouldn't her legs
start right here, normally?

So that would be
the vagina hole?

- It is possible.

- And after some negotiation,

we finally came
to a compromise.

At least will you remove
the breasts and the vagina?

Is that--
- Of course.

- Is it possible
just to remove

the private parts?
- Yes, of course.

- Okay. Let's get it done.
- You'll do that?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

You know, a woman's body
is--is gorgeous,

but sometimes we don't want
that, you know, for business.

- Right.

- With the terms agreed upon,

Dr. Rubinstein brought Kyle
to his operating suite

so his technician
could begin the procedure.

- Does that look like
a vagina to you,

or what is that?
He says it's a navel.

- [sighs]

You know, I would be distracted
by the whole thing.

- Right.
- Right, but what is this?

- So if I was in
a meeting with you--

It could be the top
of a vagina. Yeah, it--

- The top. Right.
- Yeah.

The procedure only lasted
a few minutes,

but by the time it was done,
the image on Kyle's arm

had been transformed
from a disgusting naked woman

into a respectable young lady.

- Well, I think
it definitely looks

a lot more professional
than before.

- I appreciate the work
you guys did.

- It was amazing what
four men could accomplish

when they put
their minds together,

and with an arm now free
of female private parts,

I was certain that Kyle
would be a success.

- Appreciate it.
- Keep going.

- I'll do it.
- Great work.

- Still to come,

production assistant
Salomon Flores

opens up
about what really goes on

behind the scenes
of "Nathan for You."

- I'm retired
Superior Court judge

the Honorable
Anthony Filosa,

and you're watching
"Nathan for You: A Celebration."

- Welcome back.
Well, we're about halfway

through tonight's
celebration.

Nathan, how are you
feeling so far?

- Great. I feel like there's
a lot to celebrate, so...

- That's great.

I mean, it's a great thing--
celebration.

- Um, I should also mention
that I have a little surprise

later for you in the show.

- Okay, and what would
that surprise be?

- Well, I can't tell you,
or it wouldn't be a surprise.

- Ooh. Great.

- Yeah.
- How about a segment?

- Uh, yeah, that'd be great.
- Great, okay.

One of the best parts
of "Nathan for You"

is watching Nathan
find solutions to problems

that most in the business world
had given up on,

like a way to sell alcohol
to minors.

- From now on, you allow them
to purchase it,

but they just can't take it home
until they're 21.

Look what you got.
- [inaudible] Look at that.

- 40 ounce.
- Yeah, that's tight.

- Pretty sweet.
Uh-uh-uh. No. So close.

You get a claim check,
so you're allowed

to come back
and claim it when you're 21.

- Yeah, but...
I want it for right now.

I don't want it
two years later.

[orchestral music]

♪

- So that segment
was shot over three years ago,

and today, one of those minors
has finally come of age.

And I'm excited to announce
that he's here with us tonight,

in studio, to reclaim
the 40-ounce bottle

of Miller High Life
he purchased in 2013.

So let's bring out Jason.

- How's it going, guys?
- Hey.

All right. So, uh, you--
uh, do you remember this?

- I do.
- Buying this in 2013?

- I sure do.

- Now that you're of age,

you can finally have
possession of it and enjoy it.

- All right.
It's about time.

- Yeah. You excited, man?
- Oh, yeah.

- Ready to get crunk?
- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah?
- I'm ready.

- Daddy wants?
- Daddy wants.

- All right, so,
I know it's a little lame,

but I gotta check ID, so...

- Yeah, no problem.

Here you go.

- All right.

Cool.

Cool. Well, checks out.

- Cool.

- All right, so, all I need

is your, uh,
claim check, and...

- My claim check?

- The half the ticket
they gave you with the alcohol.

- Huh...
Well, that's gone.

- Oh, you didn't keep it?

- No.

I did not.

- You know what?
I recognize you from the video

of the segment,
so I'm gonna let it slide.

- All right.

- So no worries, man.

-All right. Cool. Thank you.
I appreciate that.

- All right.
Well, here you go.

- Thank you.

- All right, sweet.

- Well, cheers.

- Cheers, yeah.
- Thanks for the beer.

- Yeah, definitely.
- It's about time.

- All right.

Awesome, man. So...

- All right, well, thank you.

- Yeah, of course, so--
- See you guys around.

Thanks.
- Yeah, okay.

Definitely, man.
- Appreciate it.

- Have a good one, Jason.

- Thank you.
- All right.

- Nice. Nice.

[chuckles]
That was fun to watch.

One of the most complicated
relationships Nathan has had

over the past three seasons
has been with

a private investigator
named Brian Wolfe.

But recently, Nathan
paid Brian a visit

after doing an investigation
of his own.

Let's have a look.

- Back in season one,
I met a private investigator

and offered to help him
by getting him

his first review on Yelp.

I'm going to give you 24 hours
to track my whereabouts,

And if you do a good job
at that, I'll give you

a five-star review.
- Easy.

- Even though
I threw Brian off my trail

with the help
of a team of look-alikes,

he managed to find me anyway
and earn his five-star review.

- You're an easy prey, kid.

- But to my disappointment,

he wasn't happy with my work.

- I don't give a flying [bleep]
about Yelp, okay?

I ought to do
a background check on you,

see what type
of fellow you are.

You know what you are?

You remind me of the
"Wizard of Loneliness,"

'cause you're your own self,
your own wizard.

That's what you are.

[chuckles]
Look at you,

with a [bleep] pink shirt
and everything else.

Oh, you're killing me.

You have no friends.

That's why you're
the Wizard of Loneliness.

- Even though
he didn't appreciate my help,

he ended up getting
his own TV show

based on his "Nathan for You"
appearance,

and over the next two seasons,

I went back to him
whenever I needed PI help

and also once
just for an honest opinion.

- You know you're a nerd.

You've been a nerd
your entire life.

- I'm not a nerd.

But the last time I saw Brian,

he brought up something
that surprised me.

- And then all of a sudden,
it just went

from that magazine
to that magazine, and--

- What magazine?
- It was "Penthouse" magazine.

- Oh, "Penthouse". Sorry.

- Years ago, years, years,
years, years, years ago.

- He told me that
he'd worked as a nude model

in the '80s but was evasive
about the details.

That's porn, right?
- No, it's not.

Not even close
to being porn. No.

- So recently,
I did some PI work of my own

and discovered
that Brian's portfolio

extended far beyond
just "Penthouse."

Going under the stage name
"Kory Wolf,"

Brian had been
a full-blown porn star,

featured in centerfolds
and on the covers

of the nation's top
smut magazines.

There were images that
literally took my breath away.

It wasn't easy
tracking this stuff down,

and I thought that
Brian might be impressed that

I managed to uncover the
evidence of his modeling days,

so I paid him a visit
to show him what I found.

- What year is this?

'84?
- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

- At first, Brian
was a little hesitant

to admit that Kory Wolf
was him.

That's not you?
- No.

- You're saying Kory Wolf
is not you?

- No.

- But after getting over
his initial shyness,

Brian was happy to open up
about his glory days.

- They don't want you erect,
number one.

Okay? They don't want it.

Okay, they want to show
that when you're soft,

you're still
[bleep] golden, pal.

- Why?

- Because they don't want
to show it fully erect.

They want to say that when

you pull your pants down
to go take a [bleep] piss,

you got some meat there
between your legs.

Okay?
- So they want you to pose soft?

- They want you
to pose medium.

- What's medium?

- They don't want you
to be, uh...

What was the word?
What did he say to me?

I said to him, I go...

He said, "No, Wolfe, you don't
have to be [bleep] erect.

"All they care about is that,
you know,

that, uh, you have
some strength in your penis,"

blah-blah-blah,
blah-blah-blah.

- But it wasn't only
Brian's penis

that was soft that day.

A softer side
of his personality

seemed to emerge as well.

- Okay, let's go. Come on.

- You want to throw that
around with me?

- I'll throw you
some rockets of death.

- You want to throw
the football with me?

- If I threw a football
at you right now,

do you think
you could catch it?

- I could catch the football.

- You can catch a football?
- Yeah.

- I doubt it.

I doubt you can catch
a football.

- Okay.

- There you go.
You good, you good.

You're good to go.

Blue, 27! Blue, 27!
Hut, hut!

Go!
- Throw it--ah. Oh--

- Back of your ear, then boom.

Oh, yeah. You do.
Here, you ready?

It's like this.
And then you run.

There you go.
There you go.

- Wow!
Well, stick around,

because the celebration
continues when we return.

- It's clear
from what we've seen

so far tonight that Nathan
has a generous heart,

which is why when
he discovered anti-Semitism

lurking in
the softshell jacket industry,

he set out to fix it

by starting his own jacket
company, Summit Ice.

- While filming the third season
of my show,

I discovered that Taiga,
the company that made

my favorite jacket,
had published a tribute

to a notorious
Holocaust denier

in their winter catalogue.

As a Jew, I was horrified

and knew I could never
wear my Taiga jacket again.

But in searching for
a new jacket, I was worried

that other companies might
have dark secrets as well,

so I launched a jacket company
of my own called Summit Ice,

the first
outdoor apparel company

to openly promote the true
story of the Holocaust.

But after getting
some questionable

marketing advice
from a rabbi...

- Definitely makes a statement.
- Yeah, definitely.

- Definitely makes a statement.

- My brand failed
to get traction

in a retail environment.

- I think that this mash-up
of retail and,

uh, history
is a train wreck. I, uh--

- And at the time,
it seemed like

we would never succeed
as a business.

- Now, that episode aired
a year and a half ago.

Nathan, I believe
you have an update.

- We do.

- Well, let's take a look.

- After being rejected
by a retail store,

I wasn't sure if Summit Ice
would ever take off.

But after the episode aired,

our Holocaust-affirming
message...

- Summit Ice.
Deny nothing.

- Clearly resonated
with people,

as Summit Ice's fleece-lined,
water-resistant softshells

became a hot item,
racking up

thousands of sales
in our online store

and were seen being worn
by all kinds of celebrities,

including white blues legend
John Mayer

and king of the court
Blake Griffin,

and we soon expanded
the product line

to include T-shirts
and tuques as well.

But prior to launching
Summit Ice, I had pledged

that all the profits
would be donated

to the Vancouver
Holocaust Education Centre,

so earlier this year,
I got on a plane

and headed to my home town

of Vancouver,
British Columbia,

to present them
with the check.

- ♪ Call me crazy,
say my head's ♪

♪ Too high up in the clouds

♪ And you'll make
a difference ♪

♪ 'Cause I can do
anything I put my mind to ♪

♪ 'Cause superstars
come in many colors ♪

- ♪ Whoa-oh, oh

- ♪ We're always dreaming

- ♪ Whoa-oh, oh

- ♪ We're always dreaming

- ♪ Whoa-oh, oh

- ♪ We're always dreaming

- ♪ Superstars
come in many colors ♪

- ♪ Whoa-oh, oh

- ♪ We're always dreaming

- ♪ Whoa-oh, oh

- ♪ We're always dreaming

- ♪ Whoa-oh, oh

- ♪ We're always dreaming

- ♪ Superstars
come in many colors ♪

- ♪ Whoa, oh, whoa

- It was great to be back
in beautiful Vancouver, B.C.,

site of the 2010
Vancouver Olympic Games,

and I was especially excited
to pay a visit

to the Holocaust
Education Centre,

where executive director
Nina Krieger

was awaiting
my humble donation.

- We're absolutely thrilled
to welcome you here today.

- Oh, I'm so thrilled to
be here. Thank you so much.

- I don't know--
have you been here before?

- Um, no, I haven't
been here, but--

- Okay.
- You know, I'm familiar

with the--your--your work.
- Okay.

- Unlike most donors,

who show off the generous
amount they're giving

with an oversized check,
I made mine barely visible

to the human eye
so as not to brag.

So you can see that--
- "Made out to

"the Vancouver
Holocaust Education Centre

for the amount of $150,000."
- Yes.

- Nathan, on behalf

of the Vancouver Holocaust
Education Centre,

thank you so, so much
for your generous support.

- You're welcome, Nina,
and on behalf of Summit Ice,

thank you for
the privilege of allowing me

to donate to you
such a large amount

of money in U.S. dollars.

- Nathan, I'd love to
introduce you to Phil Levinson,

who's the current president...
- Hi.

- Of our board of directors.
- So nice to meet you.

- Dr. Robert Krell,
who's the founding president

of the Vancouver Holocaust
Education Centre...

- So nice to meet you.

- And a survivor
of the Holocaust.

- It was truly an honor
to meet

the founders of the Holocaust
Education Centre.

You can see,
there's lots of zippers here,

and they're also
water-resistant,

and they're wind-resistant
as well.

- They're actually perfect
for our climate.

- And tuques here.

- It's been so cold.
Thank you so much, Nathan.

- Yes.

- Yeah, I could hide
my kippah under it.

- And if the awareness
created by my humble donation

could help delay the next
Holocaust by even a day,

it would all be worth it.

Keep up the great work.

- Thank you, Nathan.

- Wow. You donated 150,000
U.S. dollars to charity.

- Holocaust awareness, yes.

- That's unbelievable.
Thank you.

- You're welcome.

Do you support
Holocaust awareness?

- Um, I mean...

I don't know
if I've thought about it.

I mean, I would...

- I mean, why did you
hesitate so much?

- Nah, I mean, it's
the first I've heard of it.

- The Holocaust?
- Well, I mean,

just the awareness
and all that stuff.

- Do you believe
the Holocaust happened?

- I do, yeah.

- How many Jews died
in the Holocaust?

- Oh, I don't know.
I can't give you

an exact number.
I wasn't there.

- 6 million.

- Were--were you there?

- Was I in the Holocaust?

- Well, I mean, were
you around at that time?

- No, it was in the '40s.
- All right.

So the number
is just, you know,

what we read in books

and, you know, historical
novels and things like that.

- Um...

- What do you say
we make a--

uh, make a commercial break?

- Okay.
- Okay.

We have to take
a quick commercial break,

but we'll be right back.

Coming up next,
you don't want to miss

my exclusive
one-on-one interview

with production office
staff member Salomon Flores.

- I'm security guard
Simon Kellogg,

and you're watching
"Nathan for You: A Celebration."

- Lots of people wonder
what goes on

behind the scenes
of "Nathan for You,"

and one person who can answer
that question

is long-time
production office staffer

Salomon Flores.

You might remember him
from a blind date at Quiznos

that Nathan set him up on.

And here he is again,

giving a eulogy for Buzz,
Nathan's pet fly.

And I happen to have Salomon
here in studio tonight

to join me for
a one-on-one interview.

Salomon, thank you
for being here.

- You're welcome.

- Now, "Nathan for You"
seems like a crazy production,

but you're actually
behind the scenes.

Can you give our viewers
a sense of

what it's like
behind the curtain?

- Well, just, uh, the usual,

like, the moving of cameras

and equipment and all that.

- Sure.
- Yes. All that.

- Like grips, lighting--
- Yes.

- Technical people.
- Yes.

[laughter]

- Yeah.
- All right.

Can you give us
anything else?

- Uh, that's about it.

- No, like,
behind-the-scenes

secrets of the show, or...

- Uh, no, just,
uh, serious work.

- Serious work, huh?
- Yeah.

- So no secrets?
- No secrets.

- Okay.
Well, all right, Salomon.

Thank you for being here.

- Okay. Do I...

- Yeah, sure.
Yeah, you can get up.

If you know me, I'm a big fan
of motorcycles,

so let's change gears
and take a look at this.

- Nearly two years ago,
I approached

an average Joe
named Corey Calderwood

with the opportunity
of a lifetime.

By the time I'm done,

you will re-emerge
as a national hero.

- All right.
That is interesting.

- After secretly
stealing his face...

- So this is gonna
just test for epilepsy.

Just gonna have you
close your eyes, okay?

- And isolating him
in the Mojave Desert,

I completely took over
his entire identity.

Knowing he was single,

the first thing I did
was get him a girlfriend.

It's kind of hard
to talk about myself

with a goddess sitting
right in front of me.

- Aww, thank you!

- Yeah, sorry. Is that
a bit cheesy, or...

- No, it's actually
really sweet.

Nobody's ever
called me that before.

- But my ultimate goal

was to transform him
into a national hero

with a death-defying
tightrope walk for charity.

After pulling off the stunt
and convincing all of America

it was him on that wire,
we switched back bodies

and Corey took over the
relationship that I'd begun.

- It's pretty hot.
- Yeah.

- Wanna--wanna kiss now?

- Definitely.
- Okay!

- Oh, you got soft lips.

Thank you.

- The stunt not only made him
a media sensation

but gave him a new identity

that earned him the respect
of his grandparents.

- You did something
I never, ever thought

would be possible from you.

- I was curious to see
what Corey had done

with this once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity,

so I recently
sent a camera crew

to Corey's new home of Fresno,
California, to catch up.

Since the episode aired,

Corey had moved out
of his parents' house

and into a three-bedroom home

he shared with
two of his friends.

- Tom lives over here
in this room,

and Robert lives over here
on this side.

- Corey was no longer
with Jasmine,

but I discovered that
he had used the confidence

I had given him to find
a new woman, named Lily.

- We play a lot of beer hockey.

Do a lot of drinking.

"Jessica Jones",
we watch that together.

Like, a lot of
Netflix Original series.

- It was sad to see Corey
turn his back

on the amazing chemistry
he had with Jasmine,

and his reason
for breaking up

didn't make much sense
to me.

- I wasn't comfortable
trying to,

like, start dating
someone on--

essentially, lying to them
the whole time

about what was going on.

- But Corey and Lily
seemed happy together,

and even though
she wasn't the woman

I had chosen for him,

the fact that
he was sexually active

was good enough for me.

- One of the most consistently
surprising things

about "Nathan for You"

is the way
it brings people together,

and over the past few seasons,

moments of
genuine human connection

seemed to happen in
the most unexpected places.

- ♪ These days, I just can't
think straight ♪

♪ I got too many angles
running round my brain ♪

♪ 'Cause I know...

♪ It won't be the same

♪

♪ Won't be the same

[gentle music]

♪

- ♪ Picture me underneath
your bed ♪

♪ Talking in circles,
trying to make sense of ♪

♪ What will come
when the time line... ♪

- Roses are red,
violets are blue.

No one is prettier than you.

- Aww, thanks!

- Am I still someone
you'd want to be friends with?

- Yeah, I mean,
you just took my urine.

I mean,
that's in the past, man.

- I love you.

- Okay.

- You know, I wasn't
supposed to leave him.

You know? I was
supposed to stay.

Um...

- Do you want a hug?

- ♪ I won't be the same

♪

- ♪ I, I, I

- ♪ Won't be the same

- ♪ I, I, I

♪ I, I, I

- ♪ Won't be the same

- ♪ I, I, I

♪

- Wow. I just got a shiver
down my spine.

We'll be right back.

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