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Hi. She ain't worth ten million dollars.

Five million, maybe.

How do I look?

You look beautiful.

I always dreamed about my wedding day.

I guess I never thought about the night.

Be gentle with me.

Julio!

This is foreplay.

I have a headache.

I don't want to touch your head.

Please, Julio, I've never been with a man before.

Neither have I.

Julio!

What's wrong with you?

I don't know what to do.

I brought a book.

A book?

El Joy de Sexo. It's in Spanish.

I'm going to translate it for you. It has a very happy ending. You're going to

love it.

What do you want from me, Julio?

I never seen anything like that.

Try to understand.

I keep hearing my father say, don't. He meant before you were married.

I'm not so sure.

You don't know my father.

Alison.

Listen to me.

My cousin once knew a guy.

And the guy went out with a virgin for six months.

And on their wedding night, when they got married, and they wanted to

consummate the marriage, the woman wouldn't let him.

In the morning, they found the guy dead in the bed

next to her.

Harrison, I don't want to die.

You're my wife.

Yeah.

I love you.

Hello?

My father!

You hung up on my father?

I wouldn't hang up on your father!

You wouldn't understand my father.

Yeah?

Well, I'm not so sure I understand you either.

Well, then why don't you go spend your wedding night with your father, then?