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Previously on I Kissed A Girl.

Newbie Pippa wasn't afraid to ruffle a few feathers.

A rooftop date for you and one other. I'm going to have to go for Alicia.

Cheers. Kayleigh caused some unexpected sparks to fly.

I just had a crush on you. I've been crushing you. You were talking to

Kayleigh, so... Are you jealous?

I keep, like, catching myself, like, looking at my boobs.

Yes. So do you want to just call it a day?

If that's what you want to do, that's up to you.

At the kiss-off... Several new relationships took off, but Tyra decided

to fly solo.

I have decided to keep my kisses to myself.

Bye, queers. I love you.

And the latest arrivals had Elise in a flat. I think I know who that is on the

right. What? You're joking.

Get me out of here.

Welcome to I Kissed A Girl.

You all put on quite a show.

And like every good performance,

I'm ready for an encore.

I think I know who that is on the right.

You joke it.

Two new arrivals.

They've seen and heard everything.

Do you know what?

I think I do. I'm going to be a list.

Ciao, Bellas. Come down and join us.

Oh, here we go.

I don't know where this is about to go, but I think I know that person.

My name's Josie. I'm 23 and I live in Liverpool.

I am a rugby lesbian.

I play rugby every weekend. I am so competitive.

I often get told people are intimidated by me.

But to be honest, I just don't really tolerate bullshit.

I'm Sophie.

I'm 27.

I live in Manchester.

I'm bi.

All my long-term relationships have been with men before.

So I'm at a stage now where I'm, like, starting to explore dating women

properly for the first time, but I really enjoy it.

I am looking for a masc lesbian that I can treat like a princess.

Someone really pretty, nice eyes, long hair will get me a little bit under the

collar. I bloody love a flirt.

Who knows what's going to happen in the Masseria?

Scandalous, isn't it? I'm so excited.

Strap in.

Welcome to the Masseria, Sophie and

Josie. Thank you.

Hi, Josie.

Hi, Elise.

Tell me everything.

Gag.

You just know each other. You're a little bit of a red girl.

Huh? You're a little bit of a red girl. No, I'm not at all.

Right. Give me a break. Give me a break.

We know each other. I mean, it's a small, small world, isn't it?

Yeah. Just got smaller.

For real. For real.

Lesbians, what can we say?

It's definitely a shock to the both of us.

Wow.

It's a lot to take in.

Any headlines on the history?

There's no bad bloods. Not at all.

She's an angel.

I know.

Time will reveal all.

I'm off for a drink with Tyra.

Sophie and Josie, go and enjoy these gorgeous divas.

Ciao.

Well, what a night, eh?

These new arrivals have definitely caused a stir.

This could go one of two ways.

There is definitely a bit of panic in me.

Give us the tea, bro. Give us the tea. I wouldn't say there's tea.

We've known each other for years and years. So you guys are like besties?

What?

Anything romantic?

Yeah, we have been romantic before.

Been there, done that.

What is going on? My heart literally dropped out of my arse. There's a girl

coming in that she has been romantic with.

That definitely shocked me. I was just getting awful, awful thoughts.

And it's kind of crazy you're both here now. Yeah.

If I was Alicia, I would shit myself.

I'm not saying that me and Alicia are gonna rekindle anything or anything like

that, but, like, nothing is off the cards.

It is such a small world.

Very demure of Lindsay.

Me and Josie have been romantic previously, and I wouldn't even say that

long ago.

I'd be very foolish to think that Alicia's just gonna be like, that's

fine, cos I wouldn't be.

I was gonna ask, what are both of yours, like, typical types?

I would say I have, like, a set type.

It's more about, like, energy, someone like Ashley and Pippa.

Yeah. I feel like, at this point, with Nikita, like, there's just an energy of

us. Like, I can see that she has the traits of a potential partner, but, you

know, it's such early days, and I'm still very much open.

Okay, my turn.

Uh, Pippa and Ashley.

Ooh. Sophie definitely caught my eye. Like, she's a really, really beautiful

girl and got, like, a striking face.

And then, yeah, obviously, Josie's beautiful as well. So, yeah, obviously,

really gassed about that.

But Renee is obviously my priority in here and I don't want to do anything to

kind of, like, disrespect her.

Who wants to do the tour, then?

I would like the tour.

Ashley. Ashley's going to go, too. Ashley and Pippa.

Enjoy!

Bye.

As the newbies get familiar with their new gaff, Alicia's hoping Josie's not

here yearning for any previous home comforts.

If she was interested, what would your thoughts be? Being there and done there.

Have you slept with her?

Yeah.

What? What? You didn't say that down there in front of everyone else.

We knew each other, it was romantic, and then it wasn't. It's weird.

All I'm going to see is, like, whoa, like, you've been intimate with her.

It's obviously not nice knowing that there's someone in the maseria that's

been intimate with a girl that I'm obviously pursuing things with, so I am

shitting myself.

Like, I'm really trying to fight back tears.

I can't think about it too much, otherwise I will cry.

This situation is just a bit, like, odd. I completely agree.

And I'm really shocked they've slept together.

So is Elise and Alicia deal with the ghosts of girlfriends past in the secret

garden? Pippa and Ashley are thoroughly enjoying the present situation. Nice

double date. Love this. Oh my god How's this happen?

I was like, let me sit down So I'm loving when this little scouse just

suddenly comes out a little bit my favorite accent is like scouts I love a

scouse accent Pippa has definitely caught my attention, and I'm hoping that

I've caught theirs.

How tall are you?

In these docks, pushing six foot. I love that. Jesus.

That is mask as fuck.

Yeah, all for mask for maskers.

I've not met a mask for mask.

I'm exploring that at the moment.

So have you never dated masc before?

No, that's not my type. I'm very femme, black cat. There's so many boxes, I

actually can't keep up.

It's like, are you stem? Are you femme? Are you a black cat? Are you a golden

retriever? Like, oh, my God, I'm exhausted. I'm just me. I just exist.

I am attracted to Pippa and Ashley.

I think that Pippa is insanely beautiful.

What about you?

I mean, obviously, like, you are, like, classic, my classic type, and...

You do intrigue me, because I'm like, I've not done Mask for Mask, and I've

said I'm going to be open.

I do really like Nikita, but both Sophie and Josie, beautiful blue eyes, which I

love. I'm kind of vibing with them two, but we will see what happens.

So while Pippa's eyeing up the new girls...

Up on the roof terrace, Imogen and Ebony only have eyes for each other.

What you said tonight was really nice, and... ..it was nice to see you

vulnerable in front of not just me, but everyone.

Tonight, for me and Ebony, it has just been, like, a really happy night.

Hopefully, it's just up from here.

I would always be vulnerable if I feel like... ..like it's safe for me to be.

Do you know what I mean?

Do you feel like it's safe here? Yeah.

It's been lockdown, but me and Imogen are on the path to recovery.

Things might be back on track for Imogen and Ebony, but having Elise's old flame

Josie turn up might have derailed Elise and Alicia.

I'm not gonna lie, girls, at the kiss-off, it was horrifying.

Yeah. When I look at the whole situation, I know, like, mine and

Elise's connection is very genuine, but I think just the concept of it...

It definitely is a shock to the system.

I'm in with a girl that I'm being intimate with, I'm kissing, I'm sharing

a bed, and I'm gonna be sharing the same bedroom with someone who slept with

Elise. Do you think they slept with her? They have.

They have.

Oh, my God.

Hey, that's a lot.

Someone coming in that has slept with your girl would wobble anyone.

I'm gonna be sharing a bedroom with, like, the girl I, like, adore, and then

in the bed next to me is a girl that she's been with.

Yeah. It's quite overwhelming.

There's nothing I won't do.

Anything you want me to, I can't keep my hands off you.

There's nothing I won't do.

It's another gay day in the Mazzy, and after last night's kiss-off and two new

arrivals, this lot are going to have to get focused.

So, guys, how are we all feeling after yesterday's kiss-off?

Me and Renee urged ourselves to, like, try, like, properly.

I'm just excited.

I'm feeling really good after the kiss-off last night.

It was a really big relief.

I feel a lot more at ease to move forward with Ashley, but Sophie is very

much Ashley's typical type, so hopefully she doesn't get too distracted.

Yeah, I'm happy to get to know Pippa. It's exciting.

I do think, you know, we have a good connection there.

However, when the new girls walked in, they both did mention that they wanted

to get to know Pippa, so looks like we're going to have to see what's

happening with that as well.

Josie, Soph, what are your guys' plans of action today?

I want to have a good old flirt, guys. That's what I want to do.

That's what you're here to do? That's what I'm going to do. This is the place

to flirt. Let me out. Let me flirt.

You're too far away.

Sorry, I was daydreaming.

I am really good at, you know, observing. I've done a forensics degree.

I do notice they catch eyes, so it is really hard.

As our lesbian detective Alicia reads the room, newbies Josie and Sophie are

surveying the scene for their own Operation Meet and Match.

I was, like, thinking this morning, like, we've got so much work to do.

There are people, like, more closed off or, like... Yeah, for sure.

..starting to build something.

I'm also kind of relieved that Elise is locked off.

So do you think if she wasn't locked off, there would be a chance that you

would rekindle?

That girl can put it on me, like, she, like... And you can't withstand it? No,

like, if she'd have initiated it, then I would have struggled, for sure. But

you're here for a new experience, not here to get back with your ex.

Pippa and Ash, like, I'm actually really attracted to both of them.

Ash just, like, seems lovely.

We've got some feathers to ruffle, I think.

Yeah.

And we're going to ruffle the same feathers.

Sophie defo fancies Pippa. And obviously Nikita is all up on Pippa. But that

doesn't mean I will not be trying to crack up a bit much.

Well, it seems Pippa's about to be booked and busy.

And first in the hot seat is their current match, Nikita.

So, how do you feel now, actually, in a match?

I feel good.

It's made me feel happier today.

It is going so well with Nikita, but it's still so early on, so I'd always

stay open regardless.

I need to still test everything out. How do you feel about the new girls now?

Good. They seem really nice. Yeah. What about you? Do you want to chat to them?

Yeah, obviously.

Look at us.

We're doing so well now. We're just growing, evolving.

I am low-key freaking out about it. I'm trying to be chill.

I just, I don't think I can handle another love triangle again. I'm not

going to lie to you.

And if you think another love triangle is bad, try being Elise.

She's sharing the maseria with her ex, Josie.

Who'd have thought that, eh?

Yeah, how mad?

I know, it's crazy, isn't it? It's crazy.

How are you?

It's so hard because it's like, not only am I trying to navigate people who are

already in couples, I'm also trying to navigate, like, such a strong niche

type. It is really hard.

It just went real silent then when I walked over.

Yeah, I've never been in this situation before. It's a really difficult one to

navigate, but I'm not going to be avoidant like I am back home. I'm going

to communicate through it and speak with Elisha and then hopefully we come out of

it the brighter end.

How's Elisha feeling?

I think, like, last night, obviously, it was like... If someone that Elisha had

slept with had come in here...

I would not be OK, I know it.

So I can only say, look, me and Josie, it is platonic, and I'm not attracted to

anyone like I'm attracted to Alicia.

I'm surprised Elmira wouldn't be your... I don't know. I don't know what the vibe

is there.

It's a bit of you, I'd say.

Yeah. Got to get the ball rolling, right? So, like, just pull everyone for

chaps? Yes.

You going, Em?

Let's get this.

OK!

Get it, lady!

Big five.

I'm not so sure, maybe.

Josie might not be ready to dive in just yet, but Pippa's keen to get beneath the

surface with Sophie.

So, have you dated, like, a lot of girls? Like, what's your story? I've

always been with men my whole life. OK. I thought I was straight forever.

To what age?

Last year.

Last year!

You give such gay energy, that's crazy.

Obviously you are gay, but it's crazy to think that you live like... Oh, my God,

everyone was like, the whole, like, baby gay label and, like, all this stuff, and

I just kind of hate it.

Like, even if there is, like, you are the opposite of a baby gay.

I'm so comfortable in my sexuality, even though it's new to me.

Obviously, like, coming out a little bit later in life, I was nervous that I

might be put into a box of, like, oh, she's the baby gay, you know, she's not

taking it seriously.

And I did actually mention that when I had my chat with Pippa, and, thankfully,

they were so nice about it. Like, Pippa was even surprised that I'd not, like,

dated women before.

I just feel like we see the world the same way a little bit from first

impressions, so that's really nice.

Your eye contact, I was like, that's just something, like, inside her.

Yeah, no, literally. Yeah, eye contact's big, I think.

Yeah, definitely. That's, like, 50% of the job done. When I looked up, I was

like... And then you came up, I was like, OK, yeah, she's hot.

OK, that's good.

First impression's good.

And then ongoing impressions?

Yeah, awful now. I was like, oh, no. Yeah, ruined it. Like, completely ruined

it for me. I actually just came in and said, no, yeah, I'm not feeling it.

Well, they might be feeling each other, but Blessing's feeling less sure about

where she stands with her match, Lindsay.

The kiss off last night went well, but I would like to talk to Lindsay and just

make sure we're on the same page.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Can you take these off?

You're messing the look.

You can have the look later.

Thank you. You've got beautiful eyes.

Nothing on me, though.

No, you look good.

I get that sometimes.

You do?

Please, do me a favour.

You are so... Oh, my God.

I'm attracted to Lindsay and she's great and I want to get to know her, but I've

been a little worried.

There is a lot of doubt in the back of my mind.

Sometimes I try to talk about our connection or how she feels about us and

I feel confused.

I was a little...

worried about how things were going at the beginning.

When we first kissed off, I just want to know how you felt then and how you feel

now. I think then I just felt a bit unsure because obviously I didn't really

know you that well. Of course.

But I was like, I'll see where it goes, kind of vibe.

I think now I feel more like... in sync with you, I would

say. OK.

No labels just yet.

Yeah, although you keep me on my toes, I...

I just try my best to catch up.

Poor Blessing doesn't seem to know if she's coming or going.

But new girl Josie's clear on the direction she wants to head in.

I'm definitely looking forward to chatting to Pippa. I know that they are

hot on the list of a few people, so... Got to get in there.

You OK?

Yeah, it's fine.

Settling in now? Yeah. You look really good.

I look really good.

I'm just saying, the sun's just hitting you nicely. Really? Thanks, babe.

I like your eyes, by the way. Thank you. Blue eyes.

So hot.

Do you like eye contact?

Yeah, I like eye contact.

I think we've got the same energy, actually.

Yeah, I feel like we do.

Chill, but, like, know what's going on.

Right? We have the same values, we have the same energy. She's very pretty, but,

like... I just don't know if that, like, sexual connection is there.

I had a good chat with Sophie.

She's obviously very sweet.

And then obviously got a bit of vibe with Nikita.

Sure thing.

Pippa was very honest and was like, hey, listen, I'm into Nikita, I'm into

Sophie. When am I going to get this kiss?

Maybe tonight.

Let the lights get low.

Well, it could be a lucky night, cos trust me, you're never far away from a

bit of action in this place.

I think it's a big thing, obviously, that you slept together, but it's fine.

And I trust you. Like, we're locked up. Like, this is sort of it.

Every bump we face, it seems to make me and Alicia stronger. I am just really

excited to see how it blossoms for us.

Who wants to start with the dice?

So, tonight, we had a fun little game to play. You rolled the dice, and on each

side of the dice was something maybe a little bit messy that we had to do.

Say your secret sexy fantasy to the group. Has anyone ever used ice?

Yeah!

Oh, yes!

Give a lap dance to the last person you've flirted with.

Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do some music.

Yeah, Kayleigh knows how to dance. I'll give her that.

Yeah, she knew what she was doing.

Ten out of ten.

Kayleigh looks fucking sexy as fuck.

Temptation is so hard right now.

Kiss the person who you see as more than just a friend.

Oh!

Daniel!

What?

I'm really going to seem to catch a break.

The group chooses the person you want to go to the bedroom with for two minutes.

I think Sophie.

Yeah.

The group chose Sophie, and I think that's a big sign of them thinking that

Ashley needs to explore a different connection or is not getting the correct

connection from me.

Do you know what? I was going to chat to you tonight anyway.

Yeah, what are you saying?

I don't know.

I have a bit of a crush on you.

That's it, really?

Same here. OK, well, that's good. Shall we kiss?

Am I in the mood? Shall we kiss? Yeah.

Good kiss.

Oh, God.

Sophie's a beautiful girl.

It was a good kiss. She's got a good vibe about her. Anything to report?

What goes on in the bedroom stays in the bedroom.

I get a bit shy making the move, but the dare game actually was really good

because it just forced me out of my comfort zone a little bit.

I'm going to make a toasty.

Same.

We'll reconvene, guys, we'll reconvene. Lindsay, I was waiting to kiss you. What

the fuck?

I mean... You can kiss me if you want, baby.

I'm right here, I'm sure.

Everyone needs to get loose, everyone needs to just let themselves go.

Lindsay is an icon and I'm a fucking fan, like... Ashley wants a peck, I'll

give Ashley a peck.

I'll kiss Ashley.

Go, go, go, go. One second, one second, one second.

Is this normal?

Yeah.

Yeah, this... Wow.

What are they doing?

Is this normal?

What the fuck is going on?

Oh, God, I literally can't with Lindsay.

She's always got something wild up her sleeve.

And a scratch to itch.

Sorry, Blessing. Blessing's like being blessed.

Blessing, I'm so sorry.

I'm so used. Where's that? Is that, like, been waiting to happen? No, we've

just been... No, no, no, no, no. We've just been, like, laughing and joking

about it.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Are you good?

Yeah, I'm good.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Anyways, the weather's looking lovely today.

The game was over.

The game was over, love.

That's all I have to say.

Are you alright?

What's going on?

Gosh, she said, let's kiss her. She hopped on her and kissed her.

Are you okay?

I'm chilled.

I'm chilled. One thing about me is I'm chilled.

I just don't understand. I've been trying to, but I just don't.

Don't even ask her to kiss Ashley. She put it on herself.

She straddled the bloody girl and tongued her down.

Don't kiss me like you kissed Ashley.

Blessing, you are so valid to feel the way you're feeling. Like, I completely

get it. Like, 100%. It's shit. It's fucking shit.

I don't care if you don't want to hug. I'm hugging you anyway.

Oh, mate, all the fucking time. Come, bring your hand, bring your hand. Mate,

honestly, fucking cry.

Like, you're so fine.

I wasn't there, so I

didn't see what happened.

And Blessing was, like, really upset about the whole situation.

And it kind of made me feel quite uncomfortable.

It was kind of annoying for me that Ashdie was kissing Lindsay because it's

not considerate of my feelings and kind of risking our connection for something

meaningless, which is, like, quite offensive.

Flippin' heck.

Who'd have thought a little roll of the dice could have ended with such high

stakes?

What's going on?

I just feel like what you did with Lindsay, that's just too much.

What do you mean? And it's not my vibe, do you get what I'm trying to say?

Renee, that's literally my girl.

Like, there's nothing to that.

I know, but, like, bless him, wouldn't be crying for no reason.

Renee, Lindsay's an icon and I'm a fan. Like, it's literally tongue-in-cheek.

Yeah, it's understandable.

It just seems a bit inconsiderate on your part.

I'm really sorry if I've upset you, like, genuinely.

It's cool.

Oh, please don't cry.

It's cool.

Renee, please don't cry.

I just feel like you're taking my kindness for weakness.

There's no way you're... Renee, seriously.

I just feel like for you to be kissing two other people in one night is a lot

for me.

It was giving a bit of immaturity, which was a big red flag for me.

It hurts more because I feel like she put my feelings on the line and it was

for something that was a bit of fun.

It puts a bit of doubt and kind of breaks the trust.

And it also... It's not really giving that you value our

connection.

And Ashley is not the only one with some explaining to do.

Was I a bit too far?

It might have got me into a bit of trouble, I think.

Honestly, the emotion I'm feeling right now is just confused.

We don't kiss the way you kissed Ashley.

It's Ashley, like... We are not going to run into the sunset.

I'm bothered because you're picking me for the kiss-off, and you don't

want to kiss me, or you haven't. I have kissed you, though. I have kissed you.

I've kissed you with a turret.

We peck, we peck. It's the lack of intimacy I'm receiving from her, but

she's so willing to give it to others.

I felt disrespected.

I felt confused, right?

Blessing maybe has...

deeper feelings than i thought i do understand and i i empathize and i i

feel like maybe i shouldn't have maybe i shouldn't have kissed ashley in front of

her and i just wanted to apologize for hurting your feelings because that's not

what i wanted at all and i don't want to be feeling hurt or upset by the actions

i've taken because that's the last thing i'd want

You need to stop worrying when I literally choose you and I always will

choose you every time.

Oh!

I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl.

Who's clothes am I wearing today?

Ashley's? Head to toe. No, bitch, I'm not.

Head to toe. Exactly.

Me and Lindsay, although we went back and forth a little bit, we eventually

saw eye to eye.

She did reassure me.

And we took the time to try and understand each other, which I really

did appreciate.

Right, you lot. It's been a long night. Get yourselves to bed.

That's enough lesbian drama.

Even for me.

Goodnight.

night last night it was really good we definitely had a lot of fun some people

had a little too much fun me and lizzie had a good chat today's a new day she's

perky i'm gonna be perky we go on so bro

waking up this morning i feel like i've come to my own conclusion i'm gonna

speak to ashley because i just Can't respect those type of actions.

It's just not me.

Renee might have woken up with a clear head, but for Ebony, things are much

more confusing.

I don't know what the vibe is for Katie.

Yeah, she's fit.

That laptop.

I was dreaming about that.

I know, don't.

Her hair was slicked back and she had, like, all the black on and I was like,

fuck me.

I don't know. I think her and Elmira are definitely getting closer, but I don't

know. I don't always think it's all as it seems in here.

I find Katie attractive and I fancy her, but it doesn't change the way I feel

about Imogen.

But then is it wrong of us to want to get to know Katie at the same time?

I just don't want to make a mug at Imogen because that's not what I'm

trying to do.

Well, good luck with broaching that, Ebony.

There's tricky combos everywhere you look in the Mazzy this morning. Last

night, you was upset about me kissing Lindsay.

Yeah. Yeah.

I just don't understand that. Cos I feel like you just kissed Lindsay without any

rhyme or reason, like, with no purpose.

It doesn't sit well with me to be with someone whose words and their actions

are contradictory.

I'm not going to put myself aside for anyone else because in the long run,

it's not healthy.

It was just... I laughed at a joke, do you know what I mean?

That's cool, like, cos I love you as a person, and I never want to not be close

with you, so I feel like the more we've got to know each other in a romantic

way, the less closer we've been, and that's not something I want to happen.

I just want to leave it there, leave it in the past.

We've tried and it just hasn't worked, do you get what I mean? Mm-hm. And I

always love you. Love you, love you, love you forever, Big Daddy.

I feel really good about that decision. I feel like a weight's been lifted off

my shoulder because we have an amazing, beautiful friendship, and I wouldn't be

able to trust Ashley fully after this situation.

I think that this is the best decision for us moving forward.

Can we go back to being best friends then? Of course.

There's no other way. Yeah, there's no other way. Because it's fucking peach.

Peachy, but platonic.

And Ebony's wondering if her and Kayleigh could be more than just good

friends.

I need to speak to Imogen and let her know that I still want to chat to

Kayleigh and stuff.

Like, I'm going to have kids before I know it and be married, so might as well

get it all out my system now.

Obviously, you asked us the other night if I still wanted to chat to Katie.

But I don't want you to think that just because I want to chat to her, it takes

away from what we have. My feelings won't change of how much I like you just

because I want to chat to her.

OK.

Please, not again.

Please don't start this again.

If it is that if you do want to be having conversations with her and

everything, then, like, I don't want the beds pushed together. Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I know.

OK.

Well, that's fine, and I appreciate you telling me.

If she wants to chat to her, fucking chat to her. Why am I going to put

myself in a situation where I'm an option?

I hope you have lovely chats.

Yeah, that's fine.

At this point, I'm bored. Like, I'm so bored.

So, Ebony's just told me that she really, really likes me, but still wants

to speak to Kayleigh.

Yeah, I know. I think I've got the irk.

Ebony hasn't been her full, authentic self in this journey.

No, I don't think so. And you're getting the brunt of that, because even though

the gist of it, she's not doing anything wrong getting to know Kayleigh, but

you're the one that's being back, forth, back, forth.

Because that's not fair.

She can't say to me, like, I do really like you, like, you are my priority.

Like, how am I your priority and you're flirting with someone else? Like,

absolutely fucking not.

Like,

obviously, I have wanted to chat to you since you've come in. Obviously, I do

fancy her. Mm.

My opinion on it is kind of like, it hasn't happened.

It's tough with Ebony, like, there's definitely sexual chemistry between us.

It's just more confusing. I know it is. And I just was like, OK, well, I'm just

not going to bring it up again then.

It's just a bit cray.

Sorry. I just feel like it keeps rehashing, and then nothing stems from

it anyway, and then we spend days rebuilding the energy.

I find it hard to judge you, but it intrigues us.

Mm.

I feel like you're trying to make us work for it.

I do want to get to know you on a different level, cos, like, even the

chats we had the other day, like, it was very... It was... I was eating you with

my eyes, like, yeah. I know you were.

But you was doing the same to me.

Yeah, I was. And then nothing, like... I know.

Take the glasses off.

No! Why?

Maybe tonight I'll take my glasses off.

And have another chat, so I can actually look at you in your eyes.

Yeah. OK.

Things between those two are certainly heating up.

And if you think that's spicy, things are about to get even hotter.

Oh,

Flavia. Even the masks are blushing for her.

How are you?

Great, how are you?

Better now for seeing you, my love. From the sky.

Well, I've got a note from Dani.

I mean, you can read it. It's full of you lot.

Enjoy. Thank you. Bye. Bye.

Please say party. Please say party.

Ciao, divas.

Who's excited for a bit of role play?

Because tonight the Masseria will be filled with an array of extraordinary

stars. It's time for your icons party.

But before you get ready, you have a decision to make. After all, every great

party needs some A-list guests.

You need to decide who is the most iconic power couple.

Love and kisses, Dani.

I think Leesh and Elise.

Oh,

my Sheila!

Alisa and Alisha, they're such a beautiful couple.

They're just so open and honest. They said, yeah, we've had some hiccups when

we were in here. We've dealt with them, we've communicated.

I just think they match each other so perfectly.

Let's go, queer divas!

It's the Icon Party, baby!

I'm a slut for a dress-up.

Oh, what I wouldn't do to be there.

It's going to be out of this world.

Five, four, three, two, one.

To the Maseria and beyond.

I am Sally Ride, the first American woman to go to

space.

She was in a secret relationship with another lady who she worked alongside

for 27 years.

I am the one and only Pamela Anderson.

She's a proper good queer activist, and she is fit as fuck.

Miss Beyoncé knows.

She's truly an icon, truly an inspiration, always stood up for

equality, what is right.

George Michael is a really big inspiration to just be gay and not gay.

I am Da Brat.

She's one of the first black queer female rappers.

I picked David Bowie because he constantly challenged the norm.

I am Zoe Kravitz. Zoe was my personal gay awakening.

I am drag icon Jodie Harsh.

He looks absolutely insane tonight.

I am James Baldwin.

A queer American poet, writer and civil rights activist.

I am Anne Lister, known as Gentleman Jack.

The first ever lesbians have a wedding ceremony.

My queer icon is Shakira.

Oh, my God.

Gay panic.

Watching RuPaul's Drag Race really opened my eyes to the community that

I've got around me.

I am Megan Box from Jennifer's Body.

I remember watching the film, like, over and over again and being like, oh, my

God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

I can't stop thinking about Abus.

The mood's good, the vibe's good.

Iconic, iconic.

Hang on, you can't have an icons party without the icon herself.

No, not me.

Danny Minogue.

When there's Danny, there's mess, so... What has this girl got in store for us

now?

You're like, oh, my God, like, what is going on?

Buona sera, divas!

Buona sera!

I don't know where to begin!

So, as you were all so iconic, I thought it was only fitting to honour you

with...

I'd like to present the first award myself.

This award is for the best queer icon in a supporting role to

moi.

Her iconic northern cackle bounces off the walls,

but she's not been seen here until now.

Well, after that epic introduction, I wonder who it could be.

Oh, no, stop it.

Charlie Marlowe!

That's right, the sexiest letter in the north-west of England got a ticket to

Italy. Why, I love him!

Wow, the new girl looks wealthy.

And I can say that because it's me, so it's fine.

I can't believe Charlie Marlowe came to see us in real life. It's a madness.

Oh, my fucking God. What the fuck?

That's crazy.

Welcome to the Masseria, Charlie.

It's taken me two years.

I'm out of the booth and I'm here!

You all look incredible.

You look absolutely amazing.

I'm obsessed.

As you are Queen of the Red Carpet, you're here to give out some awards.

That's right, Dani, because the first award is going to be the most

outstanding contribution to fashion.

It's all about putting the razzle with the dazzle. But there's a bit of a

twist. This award is going to be decided by you lot.

So, who's it going to be?

We're all queer, we're all mad fashionable.

Yeah, we're all fashionistas.

Lindsay eats in the day and the night. I think it's very consistent.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

I'd like to thank myself for looking this good.

And I'd like to thank you all for noticing.

Yeah,

fashion icon, well deserved.

And I think I have a part to play in that because she's always stealing my

clothes. The next award is the most iconic dedication to drama.

Who's the most dramatic one?

Is it Imogen?

Imogen was looking around, she's like... Go on. You won the award anyway, babe.

I'm happy to take it.

Come here, my drama queen.

Oh, thank you so much.

It's great.

Do you know what? I'm not dramatic, I'm just passionate.

I feel like it was fitting, but also Imogen was very, very happy to have

taken that, so I feel like she should be proud.

The next award is the most iconic comedy performance.

Who the flippin' heck has been giving me a run for my money?

I should be over there.

So, come on, who's the joker? Who's been whipping out the last of my giggles?

I don't think I've ever met anyone like her in my life.

She is hilarious.

Come on!

Come on, babes, not even a single debate there. That girl's ego, like, if I'm to

say she's funny, her head won't fit out the door. Come on, babes, come on. Oh,

my God!

Divas, that's it from me. I'm sorry to say it.

You've made my little lesbian heart leap with joy, but it's back to the booth for

me, unfortunately. Sure, sweet, there you go. Thank you! I'll see you in a

bit. Thank you, darling.

And just like that, the mazzi has been officially Marlowe'd. Ta-ra!

Oh,

my God. Literally fangirling. That was the best night of my life.

That was amazing, but the night doesn't end there.

Earlier today, you all decided that the most iconic power couple was

Alicia and Elise.

Congratulations! What an honour!

As the most iconic power couple in the Masseria, I'm going

to give you the power to announce one final award.

Open this envelope and announce the award.

Okay. This award is for the most iconic exit.

This is for the person within a couple who you think time is up

And they will be leaving the Masseria immediately

Cutting someone's experience

short. It is like horrific

Next time on I Kissed A Girl.

Absolutely shit myself that someone's going home.

It's a big decision.

I'm so sorry. Fuck, basically.

We're not in here to find friendship, we're in here to find love.

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