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And they got it!

Now that's a happy team. Yeah, it is. $2,000

record.

That looks like a tired red team. Look at her just balance

there over the mud. Well, not for long.

If Linda Wiesmeyer... Oh, there she goes. Injury or not.

Well, I really should go out here and...

Talk to the winning team, I suppose.

I'm a little hesitant and afraid, but I'm going to go. You're a better man

than I.

Good luck.

Linda is in the mud.

She may not have had to do all the competitions, but she didn't get away

unscathed.

I think retaliation is the only course now.

That's slippery stuff.

Look at the friendly helping hand there. Forget it. Now Kim McArthur's going to

be the next one in.

And Kim even can help him get her there.

Head first, even.

I wonder where Chuck is.

So far, he's standing out of harm's way.

The benefits of a mud bath?

I think Chuck has changed his mind. He's probably hiding somewhere near the pool.

But if he sees that, he'll be there any minute.

The

fans

are loving this part.

If you lose your bathing suit in that, it's gone forever, I think.

She is losing her bathing suit.

It's getting to the point where you can't tell one girl from the other.

They're so covered with mud.

Let me say, I'm standing off the side here, and I would just like to say

that...

The Blue Team is the winner. That's what it is. We got a Blue Team for a winner

here, and I just want to make that perfectly clear while everybody's going

crazy around here. I'd like to congratulate the Blue Team, take this

opportunity to congratulate them and let them know that it's still...

Well,

thank heavens that happened.

I would have been so disappointed.

Thank you so much.

I mean, you can't believe this stuff. It is the worst.

What is this?

Is that a pants?

Do you have your pants on?

We'll be back to, uh, we'll be back to, uh, what are we going to do?

Oh, to congratulate the winners, to hand their prizes out, do everything else. In

just a minute, you'll notice that I'll be showered off when I get back, though,

and look much better.

In the meantime, America, meet your heart.

You know, there's so much camaraderie among these girls that the competition

is really pretty much forgotten at this point, and everybody's just having so

much fun together. You can't tell the reds from the blues, and it doesn't

matter.

I have a feeling everybody's been planning to take Roberta's top off since

this competition began.

Somehow her bathing suit top seems to be the coveted one.

Wonder if Chuck's in the shower and missing this at this point.

In today's competition, the final score is Blue 5, Red 2.

And over there being hosed off is Chuck with his lovely wife, Terry.

I have to tell you, Terry has been running around here like such a good

sport, taking pictures of him getting whipped creamed, thrown in the pool, and

everything else.