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Long ago, when I was only five years old...

...I first met my beloved Ma-chan. He'd moved in next to us.

He gently patted my head and looked so beautiful I first thought he was a girl.

"I hope Ma-chan can stay with me forever."

Atsushi, what did you wish for?

It's a secret.

I wrote "I hope to become a teacher".

You're going to be a teacher?

Then I'll be your first student!

Ma-chan...

Ma-chan, I hope we can stay together forever.

Ma-chan will be really surprised.

Are you sure you didn't forget anything?

Uh-huh. Got everything.

I'm going!

I'll see Ma-chan soon.

Kusatta Kyoushi no Houteishiki "Bad Teacher Equation" First Part

"Atsushi, how are you doing?"

"You're in high school already?"

"I'm working hard at the infirmary at Jagaoke High School."

"Unlike the college prep High School you will be going to..."

"This school is referred to as the Punk High School, because there are incidents daily."

"But I enjoy it here."

For the sake of Ma-chan I refused admission in a prestigious college.

And I've decided to enroll in Jagaoke High School.

I, Atsushi Arisawa, will attend this disreputable High School just for Ma-chan!

What are you standing here for?

I'm sorry.

You watch it from now on.

Yes.

So you could be a pinch hitter.

Please join the basketball team.

I'm busy with work. I don't have time for basketball.

What are you looking at?

If we don't hurry, we're gonna be late.

Stop pulling me!

A... Atsushi.

OK, here I go.

Hey, don't just stand there!

You look real serious.

Are you okay, kid?

Who are you?

You look healthy, you're probably not hurt.

Ma-chan...

Are these people really 10th graders?

I think I want to go home.

I'll make sure no-one flunks this year!

Yes.

I'm Shibata, your homeroom teacher, pleased to meet you...

...you punks!

Yes.

Don't dare to flunk again!

Yes.

That man...

All right, I'll take attendance.

Please let me go!

I'm quitting school!

You have a problem with me as your teacher?

No...

Okay!

Let's all give a warm welcome to our new friend!

Please stop!

Ma-chan, help me!

Ma... chan...

It's the clinic...

"I'm working hard at the infirmary."

Ma-chan?

You must really like me.

You kept calling me "Ma-chan, Ma-chan".

Not that I'm excited over it.

Teacher, why are you here?

You want to know?

Of course you do.

Being a homeroom teacher is just my secondary job.

My true identity is...

"Nightingale Shibata", senior nurse!

That's the truth.

If you feel better, you can go home now.

Ma-chan.

There were so many things I wanted to tell you.

I was certain that, no matter how many years it's been, you would understand me...

That you'd answer me with your sweet smile...

I really believed it.

Ma-chan...

Have you forgotten me?

Wait a minute! I've never seduced a man.

I came here to see you.

What are you talking about?

If you're going to pretend you forgot about me, don't write me letters!

Wait a minute!

This is the first time we've met.

How could I send a letter to someone I don't know?

You're mean...

You're mean, Ma-chan...

Hi! Is Arisawa here?

What the hell are you doing to him?!

That damn brat.

Please let me go.

I... don't know what to say.

You haven't changed at all, Atsushi.

I guess you don't remember me.

It's me, Koji Inagaki.

Inagaki...

If you pick on Atsushi again, I'll beat you up!

Koji...

Atsushi, let's get married.

I'll protect you.

Okay.

My unforgettable first kiss...

That Koji?

We were apart in junior high, but...

...my feelings for you haven't changed.

Atsushi...

I've been waiting...

Wait, Inagaki!

There he is!

On the rooftop!

Who are you people?

You're Inogaki from Azuma Junior High.

Yeah, so what?

The judo team...

karate team...

track team...

We want YOU!

Hang on, Atsushi.

What a jump!

Please, the track team!

No, the karate club!

I don't have time for teams.

I gotta make up for three years of lost love with Atsushi.

Don't say weird things like that!

Have you seen Masami?

No, he's not here.

There's some energetic ones this year.

That's Inagaki from Room 3.

He's a multi-sport jock.

He's doing well...

That brat messed up the clinic.

I see...

I'll make him pay.

You're taking student's antics too seriously.

Not really.

I'm a guy who even entrusted his brother to someone.

Is something wrong between you and Masami?

Nothing wrong.

You're still jealous about Masami and me?

Of course!

I'm glad that Ma-chan is in good hands.

If it weren't you, I wouldn't have allowed it.

Masami!

Ma-chan...

Ma-chan!

Where are you?

Ma-chan!

I wanted to see you, Ma-chan!

Always nightmares...

Cruel reality has crushed my dream and my hopes.

But despite that I still go to school every day.

Only...

...my sweet, loving, memories...

...will not leave me alone...

My life is terrible.

Atsushi!

Awesome!

Inagaki, aren't I heavy?

I'm fine, I'm fine.

See you later!

I'm not gonna lose to Shibata!

Stop, Inagaki!

Can you catch me, Inagaki?

I'll show you!

You're going too fast!

How do you like that!

Don't underestimate an adult, Inagaki.

Shit... Damn you!

Atsushi...

Just a kiss, okay?

No, stop!

Are you just out of your mind?

Come on, I know you also want it.

No! No!

Help me, Ma-chan!

There he is!

Inagaki, wait!

Damn!

Just a little favor, Inagaki.

I won! I won!

Are you stupid? Beating a bike is nothing to brag about.

Yuriko, what are you going to do with that medication?

Well, its for...

...menstrual cramps! It's for menstrual cramps!

Hmm, menstrual cramps?

By the way teacher, could you ask Koji?

The basketball game next Saturday.

Basketball?

Uh huh.

Why don't you ask him yourself?

You're his girlfriend, right?

For outward appearances.

I'm just his camouflage.

What?

He promised a kid in Elementary School.

Even I was surprised when I found out the kid was a boy.

So it's okay with you?

It's great!

The fact that he's homosexual is a plus!

Once they get physical, I'll make him spill all the details.

When society rejects them, I'll be their only ally.

And then... And then...

The two will fall deeply in love like in the movies.

It's so romantic!

It's the beautiful world of shounen-ai.

Yuriko...

Class is starting.

Oh, teacher...!

Hurry up and go.

If those two get closer, I'll let you know.

Arisawa, done already?

Yes.

That's correct. Well done.

"You're a good boy, Atsushi."

"Well done."

Hand in your notebooks from the back.

Mr. Hagiwara is really nice, like Ma-chan.

I'll stop daydreaming.

This is it for today.

I have to go buy lunch for tomorrow. They're gonna sell out soon!

Careful!

Sorry!

Help me, Ma-chan.

Do you have a fever? Your face is red.

It's nothing.

You're a little warm.

Who was I asking for help this morning?

Ma-chan from long ago...

...or this guy here?

Go rest in the clinic for a while.

Does that mean this guy's okay?

Are you all right, Arisawa?

No way!

I'm fine!

Excuse me.

It's Ma-chan...

Arisawa, you're...

That Hagiwara... I don't have time for review sessions.

Atsushi?

It should be in my pocket.

Something important?

Yeah, it's my good luck charm.

Maybe you left it at home?

I don't think so.

Hey, you two.

Basketball game?

We're really weak and on a losing streak.

My brother's a senior this year. I want to let him win just once.

Please, Koji, just this once!

Nope.

You can at least do me one favor!

No way.

Really?! I don't like your attitude...

Yeah? So what are you gonna do?

Please calm down, both of you.

Inagaki, maybe you can help out just once.

You're so sweet.

Totally different from you-know-who.

Why you...!

Please...

Atsushi, you stud!

Having love triangle problems?

It's nothing like that!

Excuse me!

Atsushi!

Wait, Atsushi!

We haven't finished yet!

I have to give back the picture and clear up the misunderstanding.

Hello, Shibata residence.

Toru?

Sorry...

Sunday?

That's fine.

What! "Sorry... That's fine"

Have you forgotten me?

If you're going to pretend you forgot about me, don't write me letters!

This isn't good.

Okay.

Atsushi is at Jagaoka High School?

I thought he went to a prestigious High School.

He was a crybaby but always honest and cheerful.

Everyone is coming to Saturday's basketball game so you can tell Arisawa then.

I'll go to the game...

...but you found the picture so you should give it back yourself.

Please, Ma-chan.

No.

C'mon, Ma-chan...

Oh, Masayoshi...

How could I tell you...

...that the man you love...

...is my own big brother...?

He's beautiful, kind, and my dearly beloved brother.

And he has a guy named Toru.

You're such a baby, Masayoshi.

So what?

I'm the same as Arisawa.

I wish time could stop right now.

And on that Saturday...

Jagaoke High School's basketball team was no match for Koei High School.

Even Yuriko's brother Hayase, the team captain...

We must try to get at least 1 point.

Let's go!

..even he was exhausted.

Tough game.

They're really losing.

Koji!

Please!

Just one shot!

Inagaki, please go.

I'll cheer you on.

We have the Princess's permission. So let's go!

Let's go? Don't tell me...

Jagaoka High School has a member change.

With us as new members, we won't let through a single point.

Inagaki...?

...and Shibata?

Coach?

It's okay.

He doesn't look like a teacher at all.

Why did you decide to play?

For Atsushi, of course!

You're shameless.

Start!

Offense!

Stop number14!

The shorty... how far did he jump?

That guy...

We might just win!

He missed on purpose.

Captain!

Nice rebound!

He's a show off.

But today, he's acting like a real teacher.

And so, Jagaoka High School...

...thanks to Shibata and Inagaki's help...

...won their first game!

I can't keep up with you teenagers.

Arisawa...

The towel.

Yes.

Here...

His hair looked sort of golden, just now...

It's so shiny...

...my heart's beating fast.

Cheering on a team is fun too, don't you think?

Someone who's really trying hard makes you want to cheer them on.

So I'll cheer you on.

I've been meaning to apologize...

It's okay now.

I like you the way you are now, Ma-chan.

Damn!

No, no. It's not that!

I think I can make three years of good memories with today's Ma-chan.

No, I'm not your Ma-chan!

Masayoshi, I'm sorry I'm late.

Arisawa, it's like this...

Ma-chan will understand me no matter how long we've been apart.

With that kind smile...

You must be Atsushi.

Ma-chan...