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Welcome back
to the Cerritos, Mr. Boimler.
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When you were gone,
we tightened security protocols.
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If you run into any problems,
just flag it for Billups.
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Thank you, sir.
It's good to be back.
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Computer, pupusa, hot.
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User not recognized.
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It's Ensign Boimler. Come on.
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User not recognized.
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Can you, like, hurry it up?
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Computer, any food, hot, please.
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User not recognized.
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- Hmm.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What's the rush? We don't have
to report 'till 0800.
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There's a bunch I need to do
before my shift starts--
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Recalibrate
the omnidirectional restraints,
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prep the hyposprays...
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Wait.
Is this about Ensign Escher?
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Yes! I can't believe she got
promoted over me. I do way more.
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Escher got lucky.
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I mean, curing the Captain's
Terellian Death Syndrome?
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She was in the right place
with the right hypospray.
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Meh. I can't rely
on people getting syndromes.
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I have to show Dr. T'Ana
I've got what it takes.
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What up?
We doing sci-fi stuff today?
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Uh, got to go kick medical butt.
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Computer, ketchup, spicy kiwi.
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Mariner, are you seeing this?
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Yeah, who messes with ketchup?
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- Shaxs is alive?
- Yeah, guess so.
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Bridge officers are always
coming back from the dead.
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- You gonna finish that muffin?
- But how?
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He died in an explosion
saving my life.
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I don't know,
but whatever happened
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killed his taste buds for good.
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I mean, I don't have
all my memories,
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but I know for sure he saved me.
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They're gonna tell me
how he came back, right?
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Nope. Best to not think
about it.
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- User not recognized.
- Please, just anything!
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I'm so hungry. Ah!
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Ah.
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Ensign, get in here!
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I scrubbed half the arches,
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and I won't stop
until all the bile is...
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Shut up. Listen.
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I need you to pick up
a... family heirloom
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from a-a storage unit
on Qualor II.
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- Wow! Dr. T'Ana, I'm honored!
- Ah, don't be.
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I just need
the lowest-ranking officer
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who will ask
the fewest questions.
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This is a personal mission.
Do it fast. Keep it private.
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You got it! And may I just
say I am so honored to...
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Oh, go, go! Now! Go!
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Ow! Stupid doors.
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Guess who I get to meet today.
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The Creator of Fair Haven,
Captain Proton himself:
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Lieutenant Tom Paris!
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No way! That's awesome!
Is he still a salamander?
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No, that's not...
It was a celerity-induced
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accelerated somatic mutation
rate, and he's fine now.
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He was the first human
to break the transwarp barrier,
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and today, he's on the Cerritos!
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You have a Voyager plate?
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I collect all sorts of plates,
and I love Voy.
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See, I have signatures from
all the other bridge crew--
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From Janeway all the way down
to Kim! Everyone from Voy.
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Why do you keep saying "Voy"?
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That's what I call Voyager
to save time.
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- It doesn't.
- Paris is on a handshake tour,
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telling Voystories for morale.
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I heard Shaxs talking about it.
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It doesn't bug you
that he's back from the dead?
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Eh, bridge crew always
come back.
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Fine, but how?
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- I don't know.
- We're Lower Decks.
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We don't get to know everything
bridge crew does.
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He saved my life. You know what?
I'm gonna ask him.
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They-they don't like when people
ask how they came back, man.
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It's probably just a transporter
pattern buffer thing.
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Yeah, or a restored katra, or
a mirror universe switcheroo,
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or the Borg rebuilt him.
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Or he could be a future son
from an alternate timeline,
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or maybe he got Genesis
Deviced, or time ribboned.
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- Or he was trapped in the Nexus.
- Nexus, time ribbon, same thing.
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Point is, this stuff always
happens, even on Voy.
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Wow. That does actually
save a ton of time.
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I'm an engineer.
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Solving impossible problems
is what I do.
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I can't let it go.
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And I can't let Tom Paris go,
not until he signs my plate.
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Damn it.
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This has been happening all day.
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Yeah, they beefed up security
around here
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while you were gone
'cause of the Pakled attacks.
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Get Billups to
put you back in the system.
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I am in the system.
It should be working.
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Ha!
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Mariner, hey! Dr. T'Ana just
gave me a super cool mission,
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and I can take someone along.
You want to come with?
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Wait. Me? Not Rutherford?
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Yeah, 'cause you know
what I realized?
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You and me have never done
a mission together.
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What? No, we must have.
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- Nuh-uh, not just the two of us.
- Well, shoot, girl.
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Then it's about time.
Let's do this!
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- Mariner and Tendi on a...
- Girls' trip!
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Girls' trip!
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Oh.
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- Computer, manual override.
- Request denied.
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- Unauthorized personnel.
- Let me through!
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- -What up, Boimler?
- Need help with that door, buddy?
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No, I'm fine.
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Hey, maybe you aren't back
in the system.
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I could carry you across
the threshold like a bride.
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Yeah, okay, Jet,
get out of here.
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I don't need you or anyone else
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to babysit me
through my own ship. I'm fine.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Aw.
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Mm, mm, mm.
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I'll show you unauthorized.
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Just... 200... more... rungs.
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So weird we haven't
teamed up before now.
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Sort of like a glaring omission.
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You always get paired
with Boimler,
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and I'm always with Rutherford.
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We should switch it up
more often.
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Totally.
Qualor is awesome, by the way.
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You can get any drink
in the form of a slushie.
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We got to get, like,
five slushies.
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Dr. T'Ana seemed like
she wanted me to rush.
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Who rushes a family heirloom?
It'll be fine.
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- It's like, old, right?
- Yeah, I-I guess you're right.
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Yeah!
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Whoa! Yeah!
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No one's accessed this bin
for years.
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You got authorization?
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Yup, right there.
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Is this Gik'Tal?
I love that song,
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where they sing over the wails
of the dishonored.
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"Gre'thor Paradise."
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Yeah, I saw them perform that
live on Akstin.
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They had an actual chorus
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of disgraced Klingons
lamenting on stage.
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- Oh, my gosh, that sounds awesome!
- It was.
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I'll go poke around back there
and see what I can find.
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Shouldn't be long.
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Whoa. What? Stop.
You're into Klingon acid punk?
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Are you kidding?
Why even listen to Klingon
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if it isn't punky or acidic?
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No way. I've never heard you
say anything about that.
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Well, that's weird,
because I talk
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to Rutherford about it
constantly.
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It's neat that after spending
all this time together,
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you can still learn something
about a friend.
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Yeah, I-I guess we just...
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All right. Here you go.
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.
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Uh, when you said heirloom,
I thought it was going to be,
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like, a Caitian vase or
something. What is this exactly?
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I didn't ask.
Dr. T. is very private.
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Oh, let's open it up
and take a look.
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We really shouldn't.
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- Come on!
- Girls' trip!
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Come on.
One little peek won't hurt.
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It'll be our secret. We won't
even tell Boimler or Rutherford.
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- Mm, maybe just a quick girls' peek.
- Girls' peek!
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Huh.
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It's just, like,
a wooden statue thingy?
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I wonder why
she's so wound up about this.
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Oh, no.
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- What?
- It's not a statue.
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It's a Caitian Libido Post.
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Libido? Wait.
Oh, is that a sex thing?
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A Caitian has to be...
intimate once a year,
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or their hormones
make them crazy.
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It's like a Vulcan on Pon Farr.
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Caitians have a bunch
of hormonal events like that.
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Ew.
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Oh, look at these claw marks.
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They're like, from her horny
great-grandma! Ew! Like...
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Hi, Tendi. Hi, Tendi.
My name is Jeremy.
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I'm an important cultural
sex toy from the past.
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Please deliver
me to Dr. T'Ana so I...
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Aah! I can't believe
you're touching it.
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Oh, my God, I'm touching it
with my bare hands.
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Put it back! put it back!
Put it back!
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Oh, just-just angle it
towards the...
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Grab it!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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- This can't be happening!
- Well, maybe she won't
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- notice.
- It's the face!
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Dr. T'Ana's going to know
I violated her trust.
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I'm gonna get fired! Oh.
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Hey, no. Stop that. No. No one's
getting fired over Jeremy, okay?
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I've fixed stuff
like this before.
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You-you have?
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Yeah. No, I accidentally
ran over Worf's mek'leth
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back on Deep Space 9,
and I had it fixed
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before he even knew it was gone.
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What-what were you doing
on Deep Space 9?
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I served there back before I was
on the Quito. You know that.
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No, I thought that the Cerritos
was your first ship.
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Seriously?
Dude, it's, like, my fifth.
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I talk about my other ships
all the time.
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Well, this is
the first I'm hearing about it.
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It's sort of a big part
of who I am.
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Uh, whatever.
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I know a fixer on Bonestell
who can repair anything.
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It's a quick warp, then we'll
head back to the Cerritos
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with a non-ruined post for T'Ana.
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Uh, okay.
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Well,
as long as we're back on time.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we should be.
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Yeah, uh, let's just get moving.
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- Girls' trip.
- Girls' trip.
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- Rutherford.
- Sir.
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We've got
this Tom Paris thing later,
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but maybe after that,
racquetball?
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You sure you're up for that?
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You know,
with what you went through?
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Eh, that place
did take a lot out of me.
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But not my killer serve.- -
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Ah, Shaxs, you always get me.
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Help you, Ensign?
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Oh. I just...
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The truth is
I was just wondering how...
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Whoa, Shaxs is back?
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Didn't you die? How the heck
did you come back to life?
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Oh.
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Lieutenant Junior Grade Cody,
that is out of line!
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Report to your supervisor
for immediate reassignment.
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I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to...
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Just go.
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But he was dead. I...
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What was it you wanted to ask?
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Oh, uh, uh...
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Uh, how do you hit
a racquetball?
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With a racket.
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Oh! Right. Cool.
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00:10:06,831 --> 00:10:08,528
So, you, uh,
still having flashbacks?
242
00:10:08,572 --> 00:10:11,140
Having one right now.
243
00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:16,425
Yeah, I can fix it. The trick is
244
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,277
making it look
like it was never damaged.
245
00:10:18,321 --> 00:10:19,559
And how much
will that put us back?
246
00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:21,411
For my old friend
Beckett Mariner?
247
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,369
Double. 50 strips.
248
00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:25,981
What-- 50? Where are we supposed
to find that much latinum?
249
00:10:26,024 --> 00:10:27,809
You've got a deal.
250
00:10:27,852 --> 00:10:29,506
What are you doing?
We can't afford that.
251
00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:31,203
Yes, we can.
We just need to find
252
00:10:31,247 --> 00:10:32,567
the biggest,
dumbest guys in here.
253
00:10:37,209 --> 00:10:39,908
Come on, come on.
254
00:10:41,039 --> 00:10:43,041
Cheater!
255
00:10:43,085 --> 00:10:45,348
You claimed
you were only a beginner.
256
00:10:45,391 --> 00:10:47,916
Yeah, I'm beginning
to school your ugly ass.
257
00:10:47,959 --> 00:10:49,874
- How dare you!
- Hey! No fighting.
258
00:10:49,918 --> 00:10:51,833
I just got that table rejotted.
259
00:10:51,876 --> 00:10:54,444
You want to finish this game,
you do it with proxies.
260
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,142
Works for me. My partner's
even better than I am.
261
00:10:57,186 --> 00:11:00,450
An Orion? She will use
her pheromones to cheat us.
262
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,365
No, she won't.
263
00:11:02,408 --> 00:11:04,976
Oh, that is
such a messed up thing to say.
264
00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:07,302
But, like, could you, you know,
just, like, juice it a bit?
265
00:11:07,326 --> 00:11:08,850
- Just a little?
- Mariner!
266
00:11:08,893 --> 00:11:10,436
Of course not.
I'm not even that kind of Orion.
267
00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,288
I can't believe
you'd even say that.
268
00:11:12,331 --> 00:11:14,203
Uh, just checking.
No, no. No, you got this.
269
00:11:14,246 --> 00:11:15,406
Take a shot.
270
00:11:16,379 --> 00:11:17,859
Uh...
271
00:11:17,902 --> 00:11:19,034
Uh... Come on.
272
00:11:24,494 --> 00:11:26,476
I won?
I won!
273
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,217
- Yeah!
- Dom-jot! Dom-jot!
274
00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:29,871
All right, pay up.
275
00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:32,874
Cheaters don't deserve
Nausicaan latinum.
276
00:11:34,614 --> 00:11:36,486
No!
277
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,010
Hey! What'd I say about... Whoa!
278
00:11:39,054 --> 00:11:40,446
Oh, crap! Okay, guys, listen.
279
00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:41,926
I know we may not look
like a lot,
280
00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:43,121
but when it comes to a fight,
281
00:11:43,145 --> 00:11:44,600
us Starfleet officers
are trained to...
282
00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:45,887
Latinum!
283
00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,453
Tendi, run!
284
00:11:53,938 --> 00:11:55,655
If I follow this path,
I'll be on the catwalk
285
00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:57,942
above the grav stabilizer's
static diffusers.
286
00:11:57,986 --> 00:12:00,423
Almost to the bridge.
Don't worry, plate.
287
00:12:00,466 --> 00:12:02,444
There's no plausible reason
why anyone should be purging
288
00:12:02,468 --> 00:12:03,992
the static right now.
289
00:12:07,169 --> 00:12:09,954
It's a pleasure to have you
on my bridge, Lieutenant Paris.
290
00:12:09,998 --> 00:12:11,913
Pleasure's all mine,
Captain Freeman.
291
00:12:11,956 --> 00:12:13,610
Mind if I give her a whirl?
I hear
292
00:12:13,653 --> 00:12:16,308
- these Cali-class engines can purr.
- Of course.
293
00:12:16,352 --> 00:12:18,354
Just don't send us
to the Delta Quadrant.
294
00:12:20,051 --> 00:12:21,966
All right.
295
00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:24,447
Oh, no. Oh, no.
296
00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:29,452
Computer, emergency shutdown!
297
00:12:29,495 --> 00:12:31,019
Authorization not recognized.
298
00:12:31,062 --> 00:12:34,587
You don't need authorization
in an emergency!
299
00:12:35,632 --> 00:12:38,330
Ah, my plate. Okay.
300
00:12:38,374 --> 00:12:40,985
She's okay.
Aah! Hot plate. Ow, my lips.
301
00:12:41,029 --> 00:12:42,508
Okay, I'm fine.
The plate is fine.
302
00:12:42,552 --> 00:12:44,293
Got to keep moving.
303
00:12:46,338 --> 00:12:47,949
Where the hell are you, Ensign?
304
00:12:47,992 --> 00:12:50,125
My fur feels
like it's covered in poison.
305
00:12:50,168 --> 00:12:52,518
We're on our way back.
The package is completely intact
306
00:12:52,562 --> 00:12:54,085
- and...
- Hurry!
307
00:12:54,129 --> 00:12:56,131
This was supposed to be
my chance
308
00:12:56,174 --> 00:12:59,090
to show Dr. T'Ana that I'm ready
for more, but I failed her!
309
00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:00,546
Uh, look,
don't be so hard on yourself.
310
00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:02,137
- It was just a mistake.
- I don't get
311
00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:03,747
to make mistakes like you do.
312
00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:05,444
It was hard
getting into the Academy.
313
00:13:05,488 --> 00:13:07,272
There's still a lot of stigma
around Orions.
314
00:13:07,316 --> 00:13:10,362
A lot of humans think
we're all thieves and pirates.
315
00:13:10,406 --> 00:13:11,711
Wait.
316
00:13:11,755 --> 00:13:13,191
My cousin works
in a thieves' den
317
00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:14,671
in a pirate outpost
in this sector.
318
00:13:14,714 --> 00:13:16,344
- He might be able to help us out.
- Uh, okay.
319
00:13:16,368 --> 00:13:18,327
As long as you aren't bothered
by the optics,
320
00:13:18,370 --> 00:13:19,981
I mean, it works for me.
321
00:13:20,024 --> 00:13:21,634
Well, these are bad Orions.
322
00:13:21,678 --> 00:13:24,028
They'd kill you on the spot
just for being human.
323
00:13:24,072 --> 00:13:27,727
- Well, I'm not into that.
- But don't worry, I have a plan.
324
00:13:27,771 --> 00:13:32,254
All right, undercover op.
325
00:13:40,305 --> 00:13:42,525
Just got to focus on work.
326
00:13:42,568 --> 00:13:44,048
Come on. Focus.
327
00:13:44,092 --> 00:13:46,659
Rutherford. I fought my way
out of the multiverse.
328
00:13:46,703 --> 00:13:49,749
That is a lie. The Borg
put my body into the Collective.
329
00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:52,187
You...
330
00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:55,494
A microscopic civilization
brought me back to life
331
00:13:55,538 --> 00:13:58,541
to harness the powers of my body
with a tiny Dyson sphere.
332
00:13:58,584 --> 00:14:01,152
- Uh...
- It was no transporter accident.
333
00:14:01,196 --> 00:14:03,241
- Resistance is futile.
- Mirror, mirror, mirror.
334
00:14:03,285 --> 00:14:05,722
What was the deal with T'Pol's
hair for that one year?
335
00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:07,569
In the Nexus, it's always Christmas.
336
00:14:07,593 --> 00:14:08,768
I got to know!
337
00:14:19,431 --> 00:14:21,564
Honestly, this feels wrong.
338
00:14:21,607 --> 00:14:23,567
I mean, just please don't take
any pictures of me.
339
00:14:23,609 --> 00:14:25,698
Okay, remember,
the effect won't last long,
340
00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:27,570
so we need to find D'Onni quick.
341
00:14:27,613 --> 00:14:30,747
Well, what if I don't sound
like an Orion, though?
342
00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:32,618
Just talk like a pirate.
343
00:14:33,663 --> 00:14:36,709
Arr, how ye
be doing today, me fellow Orion?
344
00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:39,234
Uh, why are you talking
like that?
345
00:14:39,277 --> 00:14:40,689
- Allergies.
- Yeah, I'm allergic
346
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,498
to, um, uh, pheromones.
347
00:14:42,541 --> 00:14:43,649
Oh, I hear you.
348
00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:45,196
They're really bad
this time of year.
349
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,546
That's D'Onni up there.
350
00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:51,289
- He does art forgeries.
- Uh, and he's hot?
351
00:14:52,247 --> 00:14:54,466
Tendi, you got to warn me
if we're gonna be meeting up
352
00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:55,772
with a sexy bad boy.
353
00:14:55,815 --> 00:14:57,295
That's my type.
Well, one of my types.
354
00:14:57,339 --> 00:14:58,775
You have a thing for bad boys?
355
00:14:58,818 --> 00:15:00,733
Oh, I'm always dating bad boys,
356
00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:02,692
bad girls,
bad gender non-binary babes,
357
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,086
ruthless alien masterminds,
bad Bynars.
358
00:15:05,129 --> 00:15:07,610
Huh. I don't know if I've
ever seen you date anyone.
359
00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:09,220
You usually seem to be
with Boimler.
360
00:15:09,264 --> 00:15:11,266
What? Ew, no! What?
361
00:15:11,309 --> 00:15:13,590
- Ew, that is so messed up.
- What? I don't know. You guys
362
00:15:13,616 --> 00:15:15,270
practically sleep
in the same bunk.
363
00:15:15,313 --> 00:15:16,793
Ew, we do not! Ew!
364
00:15:16,836 --> 00:15:18,621
He's like a pet. Yuck.
365
00:15:18,664 --> 00:15:20,101
What, are you
and Rutherford dating?
366
00:15:20,144 --> 00:15:21,580
- Not really.
- Cousin?
367
00:15:21,624 --> 00:15:24,148
Biceps.
368
00:15:24,192 --> 00:15:26,542
You shouldn't be here.
If the Syndicate catches me
369
00:15:26,585 --> 00:15:28,302
- talking to...
- You'll do what I tell you to do,
370
00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:30,154
you dumb-face jerk!
371
00:15:31,373 --> 00:15:33,351
- Holy crap, who are you right now?
- It's an Orion thing.
372
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,116
It actually makes me
really uncomfortable.
373
00:15:35,159 --> 00:15:37,857
D'Onni, I have a piece of, uh,
loot I need you to repair.
374
00:15:37,901 --> 00:15:39,816
It has to look like
it was never broken in order
375
00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:41,731
to rip someone off.
376
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,603
Anything for you, Mistress
of the Winter Constellations.
377
00:15:44,647 --> 00:15:46,562
Mistress
of the Winter Constella...?
378
00:15:46,605 --> 00:15:48,651
What? Okay, you got to do this
on the Cerritos.
379
00:15:48,694 --> 00:15:51,306
Don't tell anyone. That's a name
I left behind long ago.
380
00:15:51,349 --> 00:15:52,655
I'll try, but it's...
381
00:15:52,698 --> 00:15:55,832
- Oh, crap.
- D'Vana, what is this?
382
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:58,617
- Is she an imposter?
- Shut up and do your job!
383
00:15:58,661 --> 00:16:01,490
"D'Vana"? Is that some other
weird title you've got?
384
00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:03,231
It's my name.
385
00:16:03,274 --> 00:16:04,754
- Oh.
- What,
386
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,235
you don't even know
my first name?
387
00:16:07,278 --> 00:16:08,323
I thought it was Tendi,
388
00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:10,151
like, with no last name.
Like Odo.
389
00:16:10,194 --> 00:16:12,892
We have been working together
for over a year, Beckett.
390
00:16:12,936 --> 00:16:15,349
- Well, now you're just showing off.
- You don't know me at all.
391
00:16:15,373 --> 00:16:17,941
- Well, you don't know me.
- Hey! You don't have allergies!
392
00:16:17,985 --> 00:16:19,377
Uh...
393
00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:21,510
She's wearing false green!
Grab her!
394
00:16:31,911 --> 00:16:33,826
Get her!
395
00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:36,699
False green! False green!
396
00:16:36,742 --> 00:16:37,743
Run!
397
00:16:42,705 --> 00:16:44,185
Why don't you just do
398
00:16:44,228 --> 00:16:45,510
your "bossing everyone around"
voice again?
399
00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:47,318
Yeah, it doesn't work
on angry mobs.
400
00:16:47,362 --> 00:16:50,191
Which you would know if you knew
anything about me or Orions.
401
00:16:50,234 --> 00:16:51,777
You're the one who wanted
to do a girls' trip.
402
00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:53,368
Because I thought
we were friends!
403
00:16:53,411 --> 00:16:54,412
Yeah, well, apparently,
404
00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:55,476
we're just people
who work together.
405
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,695
Yeah, soon we'll just be people
406
00:16:56,719 --> 00:16:58,039
who get our asses kicked
together.
407
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,991
They're all over the lift.
408
00:17:11,908 --> 00:17:13,649
Hope you like climbing.
409
00:17:16,956 --> 00:17:19,742
Ha! Nobody knows the Cerritos
like Bradward Boimler.
410
00:17:19,785 --> 00:17:22,571
Fine. You want
to play it that way, Cerritos?
411
00:17:22,614 --> 00:17:24,355
I know another way.
Because I know you,
412
00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:25,748
like you should know me.
413
00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:27,489
Access denied.
414
00:17:27,532 --> 00:17:29,360
Oh, no, no, no.
This can't be happening.
415
00:17:29,404 --> 00:17:30,753
First I get kicked off
the Titan.
416
00:17:30,796 --> 00:17:32,600
Then the Cerritos
doesn't even know me anymore?
417
00:17:32,624 --> 00:17:35,018
Where do I belong? Aw.
418
00:17:36,759 --> 00:17:39,327
Come on, Brad.
This is your home.
419
00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:40,632
You're right where you belong.
420
00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:42,678
Then why am I gonna die
in a Jefferies tube?
421
00:17:42,721 --> 00:17:45,811
You're not.
You are Brad Boimler.
422
00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:47,813
And you've been
in tougher spots than this.
423
00:17:47,857 --> 00:17:50,773
Now open up a panel and
start figuring out a solution.
424
00:17:50,816 --> 00:17:52,253
You're right.
425
00:17:52,296 --> 00:17:53,602
Thanks, Tom Paris.
426
00:17:55,995 --> 00:17:58,539
I am a little worried about
the fumes in here though.
427
00:17:58,563 --> 00:18:00,411
You know, since you're talking to a plate.
428
00:18:00,435 --> 00:18:02,915
I don't know. I kinda like 'em.
429
00:18:09,487 --> 00:18:10,488
There!
430
00:18:10,532 --> 00:18:11,881
Don't let 'em get away!
431
00:18:19,062 --> 00:18:20,977
Leave us alone! This isn't nice!
432
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,587
Yes. Wait, no!
433
00:18:22,631 --> 00:18:23,632
Keep cutting!
434
00:18:36,645 --> 00:18:38,473
The post. It's too heavy.
435
00:18:38,516 --> 00:18:39,735
I can't pull you both up!
436
00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:43,913
Take it! Get out of here
437
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,064
before it's too late!
438
00:18:45,088 --> 00:18:46,698
No way! I'm not leaving you!
439
00:18:48,047 --> 00:18:49,527
Tendi, no!
440
00:18:49,571 --> 00:18:51,486
Not the post!
441
00:19:04,368 --> 00:19:05,935
- Deck 15.
- Wait!
442
00:19:09,678 --> 00:19:11,593
Whoa. Baby Bear.
What's the matter?
443
00:19:11,636 --> 00:19:12,657
I know I'm not supposed
to ask you
444
00:19:12,681 --> 00:19:13,832
how you came back from the dead,
445
00:19:13,856 --> 00:19:15,553
but I know it was my fault
that you died.
446
00:19:15,597 --> 00:19:16,878
And maybe if you tell me
how you came back,
447
00:19:16,902 --> 00:19:18,339
I won't feel as guilty anymore!
448
00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:19,557
Turbolift, halt.
449
00:19:20,602 --> 00:19:22,647
It wasn't your fault.
450
00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:24,562
Saving you was my duty.
451
00:19:24,606 --> 00:19:27,478
There's a reason we don't tell
anyone how we come back.
452
00:19:27,522 --> 00:19:29,959
I know. You can't tell me
because I'm just an ensign.
453
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,743
It's nothing to do with rank,
son.
454
00:19:31,787 --> 00:19:35,617
We're sparing you dark truths
about scientific depravity
455
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:38,446
that would haunt you
for the rest of your days.
456
00:19:38,489 --> 00:19:39,969
Once you know,
457
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:44,016
you can never go back to being
the man you were before.
458
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,670
Works for me! Tell me, tell me!
459
00:19:45,714 --> 00:19:48,499
Okay. So, death is
the first thing that happens.
460
00:19:48,543 --> 00:19:50,999
And then-- Oh, wait, you do know
about the black mountain, right?
461
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,982
- Uh, the what now?
- The black mountain
462
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,680
is a spiritual battleground
your soul goes
463
00:19:55,724 --> 00:19:56,918
where you have to fight
464
00:19:56,942 --> 00:19:59,858
three faceless apparitions
of your father.
465
00:19:59,902 --> 00:20:02,818
...the surviving father
makes you eat your heart...
466
00:20:02,861 --> 00:20:05,081
Personal log.
467
00:20:05,124 --> 00:20:06,952
I'm trapped
because of a computer glitch,
468
00:20:06,996 --> 00:20:09,738
or perhaps it is I
who is the glitch.
469
00:20:09,781 --> 00:20:12,044
Personal log cannot be recorded.
470
00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:13,698
I'm gonna die
471
00:20:13,742 --> 00:20:14,980
and it's all
because of this stupid plate!
472
00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:16,571
Don't do it, Bradward!
473
00:20:16,614 --> 00:20:18,573
Not the plate!
474
00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:20,662
Uh, huh? Oh, God.
475
00:20:20,705 --> 00:20:22,881
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
476
00:20:25,449 --> 00:20:28,104
I... do exist!
477
00:20:28,147 --> 00:20:30,019
- Tom Paris!
- A Kazon!
478
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,171
Tom Paris, can I just say that
I'm a really huge fan and I have
479
00:20:32,195 --> 00:20:33,849
a plate for you...
480
00:20:36,591 --> 00:20:38,680
Thanks for saving
my ass back there.
481
00:20:38,723 --> 00:20:40,595
You've saved mine plenty
of times.
482
00:20:40,638 --> 00:20:42,137
I'm sorry you brought me
instead of Rutherford.
483
00:20:42,161 --> 00:20:43,685
But, you know, don't feel bad
484
00:20:43,728 --> 00:20:44,966
that you don't know much
about my life.
485
00:20:44,990 --> 00:20:46,557
I keep it vague on purpose.
486
00:20:46,601 --> 00:20:47,558
Well, why?
487
00:20:47,602 --> 00:20:49,430
Every time I open up,
488
00:20:49,473 --> 00:20:51,040
people get promoted
and take off.
489
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,824
It's better
to just keep it surface level
490
00:20:52,868 --> 00:20:53,825
and never have friends,
491
00:20:53,869 --> 00:20:55,218
instead of always losing them.
492
00:20:55,262 --> 00:20:56,785
Well, don't apologize.
493
00:20:56,828 --> 00:20:58,763
I was hoping this trip
would be a way for us to bond,
494
00:20:58,787 --> 00:21:00,789
but it's just been a big mess.
495
00:21:00,832 --> 00:21:02,660
And the reason
you don't know much about me?
496
00:21:02,704 --> 00:21:05,228
That's my fault. I'm always so
busy making everyone else happy
497
00:21:05,272 --> 00:21:06,751
that I never open up.
498
00:21:06,795 --> 00:21:08,675
Now you know more about me
than Rutherford does.
499
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:09,798
And I'm glad I do.
500
00:21:09,841 --> 00:21:11,190
Me, too.
501
00:21:12,191 --> 00:21:14,455
What are you gonna tell the doc?
502
00:21:14,498 --> 00:21:16,892
That I was curious
and accidentally broke her post.
503
00:21:16,935 --> 00:21:18,633
It'll be interesting
getting in trouble.
504
00:21:18,676 --> 00:21:20,069
I've never done that before.
505
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,853
And I can say two things:
506
00:21:21,897 --> 00:21:23,594
you're a really good person.
507
00:21:23,638 --> 00:21:24,595
Aw, thanks.
508
00:21:24,639 --> 00:21:25,640
What's the other thing?
509
00:21:25,683 --> 00:21:27,250
Your plan sucks. New plan.
510
00:21:27,294 --> 00:21:28,904
Oh, my gosh.
511
00:21:28,947 --> 00:21:30,577
- What are you doing?
- Buckle up, D'Vana.
512
00:21:30,601 --> 00:21:32,187
We might have been coworkers
this morning,
513
00:21:32,211 --> 00:21:33,822
but now we're friends!
514
00:21:33,865 --> 00:21:36,694
Computer, ramming speed!
515
00:21:38,217 --> 00:21:39,610
Friendship!
516
00:21:39,654 --> 00:21:41,656
This is how we kick ass
in the Delta Quadrant.
517
00:21:41,699 --> 00:21:42,699
Ki-ya!
518
00:21:46,530 --> 00:21:48,924
Uh, Captain, Shuttle Four
is on a collision course
519
00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:50,075
- with the ship.
- What?
520
00:21:50,099 --> 00:21:51,056
Uh...
521
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,667
Stop! Stop!
522
00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:57,802
Damage report?
523
00:21:57,846 --> 00:21:58,803
None.
524
00:21:58,847 --> 00:22:00,065
That was weird.
525
00:22:04,243 --> 00:22:05,723
What the hell were you thinking?
526
00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:07,159
A bee got in the shuttle, sir.
527
00:22:07,203 --> 00:22:09,640
It flew right in my face.
Totally my fault.
528
00:22:09,684 --> 00:22:13,209
A bee? How did a bee get
in the shuttle in space?!
529
00:22:14,558 --> 00:22:17,518
Dr. T'Ana, I'm so sorry,
530
00:22:17,561 --> 00:22:19,539
but I'm afraid your special
family heirloom is broken.
531
00:22:19,563 --> 00:22:21,236
And I wish I could say that it
was because of something else,
532
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:22,629
- but...
- Totally my fault.
533
00:22:22,653 --> 00:22:24,065
Sorry, Doc.
Big old bee got in the shuttle.
534
00:22:24,089 --> 00:22:25,221
Just messed everything up.
535
00:22:25,264 --> 00:22:26,962
You are so going
to the brig for this.
536
00:22:27,005 --> 00:22:29,051
Send the bee to the brig!
It's the bee's fault!
537
00:22:29,094 --> 00:22:30,748
I'm really sorry.
538
00:22:30,792 --> 00:22:32,968
Don't worry about it.
539
00:22:33,011 --> 00:22:34,012
W-- You're not mad?
540
00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:37,233
I don't care
about that old post.
541
00:22:37,276 --> 00:22:39,278
What I needed was the box.
542
00:22:46,285 --> 00:22:48,026
Mmm.
543
00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:50,202
There's-- That's the stuff.
544
00:22:53,858 --> 00:22:55,140
Ooh, have you heard this one?
545
00:22:55,164 --> 00:22:56,208
It's my favorite.
546
00:22:56,252 --> 00:22:58,036
It's all
about the Caves of No'Mat.
547
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,256
Acid punkers love singing
about caves!
548
00:23:00,299 --> 00:23:01,755
Oh, hello.
549
00:23:01,779 --> 00:23:03,564
Check it out. No more glitch.
550
00:23:03,607 --> 00:23:05,043
I'm authorized!
551
00:23:05,087 --> 00:23:07,959
Did you get your bowl signed
by Chakotay or whatever?
552
00:23:08,003 --> 00:23:09,961
Tom Paris. And, no, not yet.
553
00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:12,964
But this black eye he gave me is
way cooler than a signed plate.
554
00:23:13,008 --> 00:23:14,725
True. There's, like,
only a couple of people
555
00:23:14,749 --> 00:23:16,901
in the quadrant who can say
they got beat up by Tom Paris.
556
00:23:16,925 --> 00:23:19,362
Even better, as an apology,
we're getting drinks tonight.
557
00:23:19,406 --> 00:23:21,669
So I still have a chance
for him to sign it.
558
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,759
Oh, no. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
559
00:23:24,802 --> 00:23:25,803
Computer, open the door!
560
00:23:25,847 --> 00:23:27,326
I got to get to the bar!
Come on!
561
00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:28,806
Uh, that's-that's not a door.
562
00:23:28,850 --> 00:23:30,329
It's just a wall with a seam.
563
00:23:30,373 --> 00:23:33,289
Oh. Right.
I may have a concussion.
564
00:23:33,332 --> 00:23:36,311
Oh, Rutherford,
did you ever find out how Shaxs came back?
565
00:23:36,335 --> 00:23:37,946
Oh.
566
00:23:37,989 --> 00:23:40,122
No. No, I did not.
567
00:23:40,165 --> 00:23:42,254
Aw, boo. We never get to know
the cool stuff.
568
00:23:42,298 --> 00:23:44,126
Or maybe they're just sparing us
from knowing
569
00:23:44,169 --> 00:23:47,782
horrible, horrible things
that-that happen to good people.
570
00:23:47,825 --> 00:23:49,673
Yea, it definitely isn't that.
They're just jerks.
571
00:23:49,697 --> 00:23:51,675
Ooh, this one's about a Klingon
who eats his own hand.
572
00:23:51,699 --> 00:23:52,917
Yeah, play it!
573
00:23:55,006 --> 00:23:57,356
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574
00:24:56,024 --> 00:24:57,982
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