Original subtitles

Okay guys, so if you absolutely gotta have fast food,

here's how to stay quick on your feet.

Take Chicken Rizz, for example.

What's in the rich stack really?

Well, you got your meat and your cheese, that's protein.

You got your lettuce and tomato, those are veggies.

So let's ditch the sauce and try this combo, okay?

First step, we're gonna eliminate the bread.

Take that shit, throw it in the...

Now, caffeine can

actually help you grow.

- Don't believe me? - Yeah, right.

Let's start sippin'.

And adding just one masculine accessory

could completely elevate your style,

especially if it says something about you.

Take this for example, this necklace is very important.

It holds significance to me, you know?

Now, I want you to get organized, guys, okay?

Fuck you, if you think it's old school, but I keep lists.

That's right, so find a pen and paper and pay attention.

I like to know who respects me.

But I need to know who doesn't, you do too.

This helps you visualize your friends and your enemies.

So picture their faces and write down their names, done?

Now, keep this on you at all times,

especially if school is a no-phone zone.

Everyone, please stand for the pledge.

I pledge allegiance

to the flag. - To the Flag

of the United States of America.

And to the Republic for which it stands,

one Nation, under God, indivisible,

with liberty and justice for all.

Ow!

Boys, show some respect, please.

All right, partner up, find a friend.

We're gonna talk book reports from the approved list.

Odd number?

Sammy, if you like, you can review on your own.

USA!

USA! USA!

My name is Sammy.

American man.

I seek an ally.

I choose a friend.

My name is Sirius.

American man.

I'll fight for my land.

In hand to hand.

Whoa!

Open hands only!

I wanna see your palms, I wanna see your palms.

- Come on! - Do it!

Get him already!

What are you doing, hit him!

Alright, he's out, one for a friend and two for a foe.

Sirius, pick two from your team.

Rory and Blake.

Alright, Rory, pick two from the other side.

You, and you.

Alright, let's line it up.

You okay, kid?

Listen, you got some quick hands, man.

But man, I saw you trip him up out there.

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Well listen, we're just trying to prepare you boys,

train you up a little bit, okay?

Keep working at it.

- I will. - Let's go.

Sup? Yeah, I'm quick.

You saw it.

Just call me Sammy, Sammy Whammy.

Oh, it's my gaming tag, level 30 in Call of Honor.

Nah, it's cool, it's just a game.

Yeah, we could be friends.

We could hang after school.

Oh, you smoke too?

Sammy!

Coming!

Can I have coffee?

Coffee?

Really?

Okay.

And, uh, how do you like your coffee?

Um, like Dad?

Okay, so black.

Yeah.

You don't have to button all the buttons.

- Why don't we... - Mom...

You don't wanna give the kids

another reason to taunt you.

- I've got it. - Just, if you just...

I got it.

What is that?

Oh,

I... I can put 'em back.

- No, no. - I...

No, these are yours now, sweetie.

You wear them.

Oh, he'd be so proud of you.

Walk tall, okay?

I do, Mom.

And nobody taunts me, they respect me.

I know, I know.

I'll be praying for you today, honey.

Hit him!

You looking for me? Huh?

Get him, what are you doing?

Kill him already.

Mine now.

Captain Jeremy Miller.

Guess you didn't learn much from him, huh?

Now, fuck off before I really kick your ass.

Ooh!

Give it to me!

Sure, come get it.

No! Please!

Oh man!

Those were my dad's!

Woof, baby, ow, ow!

Let's hustle.

"Those were my dad's," Daddy's!

Ooh!

Was your dad a little bitch like you too?

Fuck you!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

Everyone, back off, back off!

He's insane, Coach.

You, to the nurse now!

What happened here, huh?

On the field now.

Let's go!

And you, get dressed.

First stop, the principal's office.

Asshole.

Ladies, congratulations,

I have an unexpected visitor, so please give me a few.

- Yes, ma'am. - Okay.

Samuel Miller, again, what has gotten into you?

Look at me please.

I...

They choked me and, and he took my dad's dog tags...

You used a weapon.

I didn't!

I mean, I hit him with the metal, but,

but he started it. - Please stop.

We are not toddlers at a playground, Samuel, we don't hit.

But they were pulling right here and... and... and see?

Did you see what you did to that boy's head?

As for the handbook, it's swats,

and I do have your parental permission slip on file.

Let's move.

Come on.

Right.

Right over here please.

This chastisement is a form of God's love for you.

Stand up.

Alright, then take your pants down.

Come on, take it like a man.

I could have you arrested

for assault with a deadly weapon, you know.

Up.

Shit.

Oh, oh, this thing?

This is a fucking gun!

AR, boy!

Oh, you have one too?

Well, mine's in your fucking face!

Nah, it's just for protection.

Unless you got a problem.

Does anyone here have a fucking problem?

Bang...

Sammy?

I'm gonna be the victor, master.

Winner, man, Sammy Whammy.

That's right, man!

Come on, bitch!

Yeah, you heard me!

Excuse me, Sammy?

Yeah?

Yes, ma'am?

Dinner in 20.

Incoming!

Shit.

♪ Red Ferrari and a... ♪

Girls love tall guys, we do.

Your school called today.

Yeah, it's okay, it's all worked out.

You know what else helps in small doses?

No, it's not okay.

And it's not worked out.

We're gonna talk about this.

What, what are we gonna do with you?

With me?

Mom, it isn't my fault, I can't go to this school.

You go to a good Christian public school.

Hey, listen, all schools these days are implementing

traditional values, and it's a good thing.

I don't think so, I think that's BS.

Hey, excuse me!

Watch your language!

Now, if you were in trouble at school,

you are in trouble at home.

I'm gonna start taking things...

I'm... I'm... I'm gonna take away your video games.

Your dad never would've let you off so easy.

You are lucky he's not here.

No, no, that...

Honey, that's not what I meant.

That's not what I meant, honey.

I... I wish he...

♪ Makes me white as snow ♪

♪ No other fount I know ♪

♪ Nothing but the blood of Jesus ♪

Let's bow our heads as the ushers

come forward for the offering.

Dear Jesus, we come to you today with our arms open,

more than our hearts, right?

Final kill.

And when he shed his precious blood for us,

his sacrifice, it was more than just symbolism.

We know that in a blink of an eye, Christ,

he could come down off his cross and smite his enemies

and leave us here to suffer on our own.

But he said, "Forgive them, Lord.

Forgive them, for they know not what they do."

Good morning, Freedom Bell Middle students.

Today is Martyr's Day.

Please join me in honoring them

by keeping our school safe,

and battling the enemy within.

Submit an application today for the School Duel.

And they give you real military ranks.

So at some point, you outrank the guards even.

The pay goes up the longer you last.

I think the last guy bought

like a Ferrari or something.

He wasn't even 16.

Well, you get your permit when you're 15.

Plus, my dad would let me practice in it if I won.

Not for you.

Alright, you guys asked

and I answered the call, baby, today.

Let's get down to it, which is better?

The AR-15 or the AK-47?

Well, clearly, I have a preference,

so we'll get into that today... - Sammy?

- And we'll go through all... - Bye, Mom!

J-O-H-N-3-1-6.

Bitch.

I'm Governor Anthony Ramiro...

Shit!

And this message is locked and loaded.

We are Americans.

American teenagers.

No matter our backgrounds.

- Fucking ants. - No matter how rich

or how poor.

We stand up for ourselves.

We take pride in who we are.

And we will protect the Constitution.

At all costs.

Calling all kings.

Calling all martyrs.

We live by it.

We die by it.

We fight the unseen enemy

among us, within us.

Join us today.

Click here to signal your interest

and earn your your spot in history.

The free state of Florida wants you.

They say that with each martyr, we save up

to 100 school children.

So that means many of my peers don't have

to worry about being hunted down.

They don't have to worry about being targeted

while they're just trying to learn.

I took the lives

of those martyrs in order to save lives, really.

I challenge you at home to consider this great honor.

If you got a problem, don't take it to school,

take it to the Duel!

I can't think of two more deserving students

to represent our school this year.

Yeah, well, host county qualifies

craftspeople, as you know,

but, uh, this is the National Legion.

We are tasked with finding, uh, our own players.

Maybe even the king.

Well, there's several that seem

to fill the qualifications this year.

Probably more than you think,

since we also monitor the online interest.

Oh, well, speaking potential kings, hello, Sirius.

Principal Wigton, and sir.

How's the head, young man?

- Oh, it's good. - Mm-hm.

Basically healed.

Hard-headed, it's, it's good.

Yeah, but I just turned around and he hit me from behind.

But it was like a sucker punch.

I'm a better fighter and a good shot.

Like, he would never beat me in a one-on-one.

I've been training for this my whole life.

Right, you mentioned that several times now.

Thank you, Sirius.

No, ma'am, thank you.

It's my honor.

Thank you, dismissed.

He's one of our best and brightest.

He comes from a great family.

Right, well, he's got chops.

But that kid who hit him, uh,

would that be Samuel Miller?

Oh, that student, yes.

Uh, he wouldn't be a potential king, I...

Coach Williams?

Right, and as his coach, I don't think

he's physically ready for something like this.

Well, we're looking for fighters.

Aggressive, ruthless when necessary.

Plus, the player makes the gun.

I see you read his file.

You see, as the host county,

we wanted to submit a potential king, not a...

Well, not a martyr, as you like to call them.

He is here, isn't he?

Well, let me check if he's present.

Coach Williams?

And yes, King Solomon did have many wives,

but that was the Old Testament, the old ways.

But, but, but one thing was always clear from the beginning.

It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Alright, alright, and of course, marriage

has always been defined as a union

between a man and a woman.

Too bad for you, fag.

Samuel Miller, please report

to the principal's office. - Ooh!

I repeat, Samuel Miller,

please report to the... - Aw, you gonna cry?

Read my mind.

Gotcha.

Sammy, we brought you here today to discuss a, uh...

A choice.

Now, you're not in any trouble,

but, uh, Sammy, this is Captain Stegmann.

You've met certain qualifications.

Alright, alright.

Son, I am here representing the National Legion

and we assist in recruiting the finest young men

in the state for participation in the School Duel.

You're familiar with the Duels, of course.

Are you serious?

I am very serious.

And meeting the qualifications is the first step.

Oh my god, I...

Please don't take the Lord's name in vain, Samuel.

I'm sorry, I... I just, wow!

Did Sirius, did he qualify too?

Well, qualifications are government matter.

I'm sure you understand.

But we can only select one student here

to pursue an application,

which of course would be your choice.

And since you are of age,

we can keep it completely confidential from your family.

And, uh, assuming, uh, uh, uh,

Coach here will be your sponsor,

I'd like to ask a few questions today,

and depending on how that goes,

invite you down to National Legion Post 111

to discuss this in more detail.

You with me?

All right.

♪ Red Ferrari and a green Lamborghini ♪

♪ Rolled 'em up to Fountain ♪

♪ One's a bitch and one's a meanie ♪

♪ Nothing SoFlo like ♪

♪ It's like a rapper ♪

♪ Turned to Genie ♪ - One sec.

♪ When you free me, wish your dreamie ♪

♪ Rub my weanie, now sash... ♪

Whatcha doing?

Just watching stuff.

What's this?

Oh, it, there's...

Showing the Duel for the eighth graders.

Since it's in our county this year, I...

Wait, I... I don't remember seeing

a permission slip for this, we...

We only just started PG-13.

Mom, it's, it's just violence.

It's not like sex or anything.

It's really important.

Well, a lot of things are really important, sweetie, but,

you're still a kid.

Well, it's to protect kids.

Hm, well, that may be true, but guess what.

My job is to protect you, okay?

And remember, He sees everything.

No fowl language.

♪ Another round, 'nother round, 'nother round ♪

♪ Load it up ♪

♪ Red Ferrari and a green Lamborghini ♪

♪ Rolled 'em up to Fountain ♪

♪ One's a bitch and one's a meanie ♪

♪ Nothing SoFlo like, it's like a rapper turned to Genie ♪

♪ When you free me, what's your dreamie ♪

♪ Rub my weanie, now sashimi at ♪

♪ Nobu next door, Soho next to that ♪

♪ Now we upstairs and I'm hitting it from the back ♪

♪ But I ain't tired yet, 'cause you know that I pack ♪

♪ 9 mil AR-teen, little cash from my sack ♪

♪ It turns me ♪ ♪ Baby momma ♪

Just a second, kid, grab a seat.

Bam!

I always win.

Even if I have to keep one up my sleeve,

you know what I mean?

Oh. Yeah.

Oh, strong handshake, good, that's good.

Thank you, sir, Captain.

And I just wanted to say, I know some things.

I have skills.

Oh? Like?

Shotguns, trap.

A skeet boy, okay, good.

And I hunt too.

Or, I did with my dad.

He served too before he passed.

Ah, not KIA.

Gold Star families don't qualify.

It's a common misconception.

Uh...

He wasn't killed in action, I assume.

Oh, no, nothing like that.

You mind?

Oh, no, he smoked too, so, my dad.

Wasn't from these things, right?

Couldn't be, it's them vapes that'll kill ya.

Banned now, better the devil you know, right?

Yeah, no, uh...

The VA hospital gave him the wrong medicine

and he wasn't right.

- Ah. - He, like,

he wasn't himself, so, he, uh, you know.

I know, I know all too well,

happens to some of the best of them.

Hey, walk with me.

He was one of ours, made it really far.

Higher place, higher rank, higher pay.

His parents accepted the cash, of course.

Totally changed their lives.

But they didn't want this.

- Why not? - Well...

For some people, I guess, just that reminder

of sacrifice, it's more than they can take.

But that's how this great nation was built.

And we have to remember our fallen patriots, right?

- Well, yeah. - Yeah.

And he lived it up too.

At the Duel, you get your own personal preparation room,

private meals of course, plus, you're famous afterwards

because, well, you're on TV.

Online too.

Online too, yeah, very popular.

Last year's winners still signing autographs.

Yeah, I follow.

All right.

Now this year, I need a real strong representative.

Especially since our county is hosting.

But if I choose you as my first pick

or even an alternate,

you'd have to wake up not knowing

is today the day or just another day at school.

You with me?

You with me?

It has to be kept a secret from everyone.

Now, reviewing your application...

Let's see, um...

♪ Forgive and forget ♪

How about an autograph here.

♪ Forgive and forget ♪

♪ Now I regret I made you upset ♪

♪ Forgive and forget ♪

♪ Forgive what you heard ♪

- And here. ♪ Forget what I said ♪

Let's just do the initials, okay?

And state here, uh, you waive parental rights.

Just confirming you have access to firearms at home, right?

Any assault rifles?

Oh yeah, they're my dad's.

Ah, gotta love the paperwork, huh?

Oh yeah, I'm used to it.

Yeah, I'm listing all my goals and stuff,

people I wanna be like.

Hey, I wanna add you.

♪ I wasn't wise. ♪

Ah.

And, uno más right there.

♪ Ever do it again ♪

♪ So open your arms ♪

♪ You'll have no regrets ♪

♪ Let's make up again ♪

♪ Kiss me and then ♪ - Protect the kids!

- Protect the kids! ♪ Forgive and forget ♪

Protect the kids! Protect the kids!

♪ It's hard for me to say I'm sorry ♪

A high and tight? Really?

Yeah, like Dad's.

Okay, well, he only had it

'cause he had to, he didn't like it.

Well, sometimes you gotta do what we gotta do.

What has gotten into you?

What, you wanna look like those kids?

Thank God every day that you don't qualify.

I'm just trying to be more organized,

and disciplined, that's all.

Oh, and I was thinking about a sport.

Really?

Dad was teaching me in trap shooting,

and you know it's in the Olympics, right?

Yeah, you know,

I don't think that's...

I don't think that's the right sport for you right now.

Why?

Well, I can't be there to supervise, for one.

Mom, I'm 13.

You know, it's... it's my right

that I have firearms when I'm 13.

With parental permission.

Mom, I need it!

And you changed the safe code!

Dad gave it to me and it's mine!

'Cause I'm the man of the house now!

- Honey, honey... - I need practice!

Okay, let's talk about it, let's talk about it, okay?

- Okay. - We can talk about it.

- We can talk about it. - Okay.

It's okay, it's okay.

Let's talk about it.

Okay?

Um...

So it's just the shotgun?

That's it, I swear.

Okay.

And I wanna talk to Pastor Mark.

I'm ready to get baptized.

Really?

That would make me so happy.

♪ Great is Thy faithfulness ♪

♪ Great is Thy faithfulness ♪

♪ Morning by morning ♪

♪ New mercies I see ♪

♪ All I have needed ♪

♪ Thy hand hath provided ♪

♪ Great is Thy faithfulness ♪

♪ Lord, unto me ♪

Buried with Christ in baptism,

raised to walk in life, hey!

Hey.

Matthew 5:9.

M-A-T-T-H-E-W

five, nine.

Don't set this all the way in here.

He's just a kid, he's just a kid, he doesn't know!

He doesn't know, he lost his father!

It's some kind of mistake.

Ma'am, they don't make mistakes.

Ma'am, please, calm down.

Okay, I'm calm, I'm calm, I'm calm.

As the Duel is considered a combat operation,

we will be required to quarter

with participant guardians

for the duration of the event.

Now, would you please escort us inside?

Continuing our coverage

of the School Duel on FL-FREE,

broadcasting democracy up close.

Cool.

Your preparation room.

Oh. Okay.

We don't wear a camera?

Right, please put that on.

I'm going to collect your personal belongings for storage.

They'll be returned to either you or your loved ones.

I'm gonna need you to select a meal.

Your selection must be sourced locally

and cost no more than $50, including any tobacco products.

Oh. Okay.

Can I wear my own boots?

If they fit.

The governor's landed.

It fucking stinks.

It's that swamp over the hill.

Much more remote this year, not an influencer in sight.

Alright, good.

Just be glad we're not here tonight.

I hear that smell is something different.

Alright, where are we going?

Right this way.

We just got a little bit of paperwork

and your speech, of course.

Same as last year?

Yep, just about, from the heart,

but stern on our position.

That seems to do the trick.

It does, and then we have a meet-and-greet with

a National Legion volunteer. - Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,

I will meet and greet with one veteran.

Otherwise we'll be here all day.

One veteran, got it.

Can, oh...

From the Attorney General's office.

Just a couple things to keep it

nice and tidy. - Yeah, every year,

another bullshit document.

Wasn't this taken care of at their enlistments

like every other year?

The way they reinterpret and misinterpret the laws

in this country, better safe than sorry.

Mm-hm, one step ahead of every federal judge

with a ribbon on their tree.

How many altogether?

19 this year.

Come on, we have to do better than that.

This is a big year for me.

This is a good batch though.

You mean a bad batch.

No shortage of qualified candidates.

That puberty-powered ad absolutely crushed.

Good, and we have our favorites?

An all-American always wins the Duel.

Good, good.

My fellow citizens,

together, we have made Florida

the freest state in these United States,

rooted in traditional and conservative values.

And while many across this country

have consigned the people's rights to the graveyard,

Florida has stood as freedom's vanguard.

We will never give up on the Constitution,

we will never stop defending our rights,

and we will never stop defending our right to bear arms.

The fuck is this, man?

This gas station shit?

As governor, I've had to make some tough decisions.

But issuing executive order 3127,

known as the Defense of Freedom Act,

was not one of them.

Together, we've changed the course of history,

and today we are safer than we have ever been.

A young man who chooses to participate in the School Duel,

who is willing to make the ultimate sacrifice

for his country, make no mistake, that is a patriot.

- Uh-huh. - For many of these young men,

too young to join the military service,

this is, this is their way of showing us

that they too believe in the future of this great nation.

They believe in their sovereign rights

and they believe in their right

to battle the enemy from within our communities.

These young patriots can do something

that our soldiers abroad cannot.

Here in the homeland, they'll show us

that they are not afraid, they are not ashamed,

and their display of courage will shine

like a beacon to all those

who misuse their rights to target sheep.

I say to these cowards, be a wolf.

See what it takes.

Let these young men show you the true meaning of bravery.

Today, I congratulate these young men

who are about to become martyrs

as well as our future king.

Your deeds today will save countless innocent lives.

Today I am thankful

to God for blessing us

to live and to serve

in America's liberty outpost.

The free state of Florida!

♪ Nothing SoFlo like a rapper turned to Genie ♪

♪ When you free me, what's your dreamie ♪

♪ Rub my weanie, now sashimi at ♪

♪ Nobu next door, Soho next to that ♪

♪ Now we upstairs and I'm hitting it from the back ♪

♪ But I ain't tired yet ♪

♪ 'Cause you know that I pack ♪

♪ 9 mil AR-teen, little cash from my sack ♪

♪ Baby momma ♪

And I am just a huge, huge fan,

fellow patriot, team Ram.

And I think, I think you will go all the way,

- I really do... - Thank you.

And... and this, this, this is gonna,

this is gonna work, sir.

I mean, I know we just had another big shooting...

- Well... - But just,

but just, I mean, if you have the chance

to take this nationwide...

- Yeah, okay. - I... I can spot a bad apple

from here to Maine, I... I can. - Okay, and, you know what?

We couldn't have done it without you.

Thank you, sir.

- I mean all of you. - Thank you, sir.

Make sure you share that with your guys.

Oh, I will, I will, and I... I am deeply,

deeply honored, sir.

Can you do my a favor?

Oh, anything, anything, Governor.

Make sure we have a good show.

The idea here is that anyone can win.

- Got it. - Even that troubled entrant

you bought us, that's what makes this all work, understand?

Understood, sir.

We don't want a rotten king, but we do wanna see him play.

Right, got it, got it.

Thank you for your service.

Thank you, thank you, sir.

And... and Governor, Governor, great speech by the way.

Wow.

All theirs.

Iowa smells better, cow shit and all.

I pledge allegiance to the Flag

of the United States of America.

To the Republic for which stands, one Nation,

under God, indivisible,

liberty and justice for all.

You may be seated.

Okay, listen up, bow your heads.

Dear Lord, we come to you today

on this hallowed ground

with sacrifice in our hearts.

We know that in a moment of death,

we will be in your arms.

In one heartbeat, we will wrestle with lambs

and walk on streets of gold.

- Amen. - Amen.

Okay, listen up.

There will be no communication, no alliances,

no deviation from our specific instructions.

There can't be one winner.

- Hey, hey, psst! - One winner only.

Hey boys, this is serious now.

Look around you, in your temporary enemies,

you find brothers in arms.

- Hey. - You're all patriots.

Hey fat ass, I saw you on TV, you're nuts.

And you're not?

You're first now.

From the north side, sunken bunkers,

wooden bunkers, foliage.

In the center, cement wall, wood wall, foliage.

If you choose to utilize the provided structures as cover,

do so at your own risk.

This motherfucker, as opposed to what?

Couple of changes this year, so pay attention.

Your weapon will come...

With one of these.

We will be releasing them

at the beginning of each round, like so.

At the end of each round, they will be closed.

This is for your safety, and our safety.

Do not leave the battlefields unless instructed to.

Beyond the hill, the walls, the sideline,

those areas are private property

and will be defended as such.

Any questions?

To our distinguished

National Legion members,

one player consultation will be granted between

round one and round two. - Not so used to that, huh?

Nah, it's just been a while.

To all school sponsors in the live audience,

please remember that your attendance

is a privilege, not a right.

Please do not signal your players during gameplay.

Do not cheer loudly, do not touch the bulletproof glass.

♪ Way down upon the Suwannee River ♪

♪ Far, far away ♪

♪ There's where my heart is turning ever ♪

♪ There's where the old folks stay ♪

♪ All up and down the whole creation ♪

Please welcome cheerleaders from schools

from around county.

This year's weapon wheel was crafted at Freedom Bell Middle.

♪ Still longing for the old plantation ♪

♪ And for the old folks at home ♪

And on that note, spin that wheel.

Five, six, seven, eight!

AR-15.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Near, far, that's all AR!

Near, far, that's all AR!

You get to make one phone call.

Would you like to do that now?

After I win.

Remember, FL-FREE is streaming nationwide.

Trigger lock release in 90 seconds.

Take the field now.

You're fucked.

Each player will be paid commensurate

with their rank upon elimination.

Let me, lemme get your back, I'm a good shot.

Get the fuck outta here, man.

We ain't going the same way.

Bang. Bacon.

Easy.

Bang, even easier.

My guy.

Fuck this shit.

Move!

Freaky bitch.

Hey, I don't think so.

I said get the fuck outta here, man!

Trigger off release in 20 seconds.

I don't wanna play, I don't wanna play.

Hello?

Hey, uh...

I... I... I wanna leave, okay?

I... I... I don't wanna play.

10, nine...

- Shit. - Eight, seven, six,

five, four, three, two, one, zero.

I'm not playing!

Shit.

I'm not playing, I'm leaving.

Aw, fuck.

Player 17 has been eliminated

after unsuccessfully attempting to leave the game.

That marks the first kill in this year's School Duel.

And now we have our first martyr.

That was number 17 with a shot to the back.

Martyr number one is on the board.

Team! Team! Team!

Ahh!

Get down!

Round ends in three, two...

One.

Lucky break.

End of round.

You too.

Who the fuck you think you talking to?

Say your prayers, bubba.

All players must return to their cells.

Hey, thanks.

Good round, your boy did good.

He didn't do much, but he ain't dead.

Thank God.

Continuing our coverage

of the School Duel on FL-FREE...

- Thank you. - Let's go back

to open opinion.

- Thanks. - Solves the problem

of school shootings...

So, uh, where... where are they having the Duel this year?

It look... it looks familiar.

Oh, it's right up near the Skyway Bridge.

It's undisclosed, ma'am.

Right, I was... I was... I was just curious.

- Wait. - Yeah.

Ma'am, do you have milk?

Yeah, I... I have milk.

All players must return to their cells.

Real winner here, it's not the king,

it's not the families of the martyrs,

it's the American public.

- All players must return... - It's our families...

To their cells.

That was great, yeah.

- Love it, wow. - I guess when you've seen...

That was so good.

Remember, martyrs and their belongings

may only be picked up after the crowning ceremony.

We estimate that with each martyr,

over 100 student lives have been saved.

That's almost two...

They're making a decision to participate.

And these are godly men, young men.

This is your last warning.

All players must return

to their cells. - Each one of these

deaths is pointless.

Great sacrifice these young men are making here today.

War is hell, necessary evil.

Can't really understand until you're here.

Yeah, I know, I just think he needed

love and maybe a ass whooping here and there, but this...

He's gonna die for this?

Yeah, I don't know.

Think you and I could both see he had a natural

inclination towards this sort of thing.

No, I don't think I see that.

Don't be naive, Coach, you showed me his hit list.

Or maybe you don't care since your name was crossed off.

- I care. - Hm.

I do this because I care.

Well, that makes two of us.

You see what happens too,

all the rules and ass kicking they brought back.

Maybe they'll eventually work, but not yet.

But this, this outlet for these boys,

it's better than soft targets.

And I think we can all agree on that.

Something had to be done, Coach.

You just watch, it'll work.

Hey, Captain.

May I ask a favor?

As we clear the bodies,

please enjoy a brief intermission

from this year's School Duel Band,

made up of talented students from around the county.

- Alright! - Let's go, game, yeah!

Good job, good job, woo!

Yeah!

Band, 10-hut.

Hut!

Pass me the remote.

Come on, ah.

I love this part.

- Woo! - Let's go, my favorite!

Five, six, seven, eight.

Shotgun, shotty-shotty-shotgun.

Shotgun, shotty-shotty-shotgun.

Shotgun, shotty-shotty-shotgun.

Shotgun, shotty-shotty-shotgun.

Hey kid, you made it past the first round.

Worth a lot more now.

Why the long face?

Alright, alright, I understand, I do.

Look, I brought you something, huh?

Coach Williams came?

Well, he sorta had to, right?

One from each school.

But I pried these out of his sticky little hands.

Oh, well, thanks for getting it.

Sure, kid.

Hey, cheer up.

The boys from the Legion are watching,

rooting for you on TV.

Everyone is, huh?

Online too.

Here, all fixed.

I wasn't supposed to win, right?

Like, did you want me to get killed?

First of all, every second

you're out there, you're winning.

And I think you have a real shot

at the crown today, I really do.

Sammy, think of your dad, huh?

His bravery.

Here, gimme these.

Gimme these.

Yeah. Yeah.

Today's battle belongs to Private Sammy...

Wait, how many KIAs so far?

You're probably a corporal by now, at least in pay, huh?

Corporal Samuel Miller,

United States School Duel volunteer,

hailing from Tampa, Florida, son of Jeremy Miller,

US Army 101st Airborne, please rise!

Now a couple of pointers while I have your attention.

Find someone you think you can trust

at least until the final round.

Trigger lock release in 90 seconds.

Hey man, can I talk to you?

Start talking.

Take the field now.

Would you like to be open to an alliance?

What you got, little player?

I was qualified at my school.

You qualified?

Well, you just as crazy as the rest of them.

Hey,

- Good luck out there. - Fuck you.

Just don't get in my way.

Unfortunately, this is where a lot

of the kids start to get...

Always round two.

Stop it, stop it!

Grab her, I got the ties!

You gotta move to move up.

In other words, and especially

with short-range weapons, don't perch.

- So no camping. - Right, sir.

One more thing, I don't think he would mind.

- On the whistle. - Okay.

Also, know your weapons.

Any kid can shoot an AR

but how many kids know about a shotgun?

You do.

Let's move.

Hell yeah!

♪ Jesus, take the wheel ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm riding shotgun with my AK-40-sum' ♪

♪ Now these bitches want some fun ♪

♪ And they ass ain't seen the sun ♪

♪ Tan lines and white buns ♪ ♪ In the morning, jog my runs ♪

♪ Still strapping with my guns ♪

♪ Governor says ♪

♪ That if you loot, then we shoot ♪

♪ But now I'm talking 'bout you ♪ ♪ Bo, bo, boop, boop ♪

♪ Keep your blue life out my business ♪

♪ Reputation is my witness ♪

♪ Ask my missus and my mistress ♪

♪ Name's Arrari-Lambo, bitches ♪

♪ Baptize me ♪

♪ 'Cause you know that I'm a heathen ♪

♪ Ah-ah, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ On my knees ♪

♪ Of a bad buzz I am dreaming ♪

Let's fucking go!

It's just like the commercials, man.

Always reload, even if you don't think

you need to right away.

Sorry, man.

That's twice now.

Let me go!

I have to see him, I have to see!

You on your own next round, aight?

You wanna know how I qualified?

They thought I was one of y'all,

bringing my piece to school and shit.

Really, I was just affiliated though.

Figure I'll come out here and take y'all money.

You, you qualify because people are scared of you,

by people who wanna get rid of you, you understand?

- No. - Believe what you want.

I don't have time for this shit.

Patriot, you're no goddamn patriot,

you're a problem.

Now lay cover for me.

You should move up the middle and keep that guy pinned.

Why? Just let 'em take each other out.

You don't trust me now?

Go!

Cover me.

I'm good, he got me in my vest!

Shh!

Cover me.

I'm pinned!

That's right, bitch.

Bubba.

Did you give him the tags?

Yeah, of course.

He wanted to tell you thank you.

We had a good talk, as you saw for yourself.

I just had to bump him up a little bit.

I mean, it is a show after all.

Wait, a show?

What do you mean a show?

Oh, you know, I'm under special instruction

from the gov himself, and I'd say I am delivering.

I mean, look at this, huh?

Look at this.

It's your turn!

You know, there's an old saying in sales.

I did a stint after the army before this, and it goes, uh,

you make the customer feel like they're getting laid

when actually, they're getting fucked.

They're kids, man.

Jesus Christ!

Oh, come on, Coach.

You're clear, I'll cover you!

Triggers locked.

Got his ass.

Hey, Sammy, you on your own next round.

Samuel! Samuel!

Sammy! Sammy!

You can do this, okay?

You can do this!

Quick hands, remember?

Quick hands.

Five, six, seven, eight.

War fighter, war fighter,

boy oh boy, oh heaven!

In the dirt and in the rain, your AK-47!

- You fire. - You fire.

- You fight. - You fight,

and go all through the night.

- In wind. - And snow.

- In mud. - You'll show

and render all your might.

Your kid's still in it.

Can I see him? Please?

Round three ends in 30 seconds.

Hey, man, is that you?

Trigger is locked.

Oh, no, hey man, I'm sorry.

We're just playing a game, man.

Don't gimme that soft-ass shit.

Fuck!

I'll see you in hell, man.

Hope it's better than this shithole state.

I'm gonna kill you!

I'm gonna fucking shoot you!

You bitch!

It's rigged, right?

Like he didn't even have a chance out there.

You just put him out there just to shoot him down.

Well, ask yourself this.

When Uncle Sam recruited us,

were we actually the best and the brightest?

The cream of the crop of society, no.

They needed bodies, Coach, to kill the enemy.

Now, I'll admit some things

have been helped along until now.

Certain boys are less problematic, more skillful,

perhaps even highly trained.

And the one-on-one, well, that's in God's hands now.

Honest, really, it's just a traditional Duel.

I mean, uh, no cards up my sleeve for this one.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Hamilton and Burr, you decide for sure.

American, American, and fair and is pure.

Bang, bang, we all stay safe.

Ching, ching, let freedom ring.

The last man standing will be our king.

No, I'm sorry, sir, at this point,

there can be no more visitors.

"Sir?"

You now outrank me, sir.

Okay, I wanna call my mom now.

I'm afraid that opportunity has also passed,

but there is always the broadcast itself.

If you would like, you can speak into that camera.

Congratulations on making it this far, sir.

Dismissed.

Captain, Legion volunteer, Governor's orders.

A one-on-one finish in a School Duel is a rare achievement

for each patriot before us.

And, it's a remarkable tribute

to the forefathers of this great nation, congratulations.

Automatically, the last round is pistols.

To the right squares, gentlemen.

Quick hands, Sammy, quick hands, okay?

Patriots, please raise your weapons.

Trigger lock release in 10, nine...

Oh, shit, the trigger locks, oh shit.

- Eight... - Uh, wait, Sam...

Seven, six...

Sammy, Sammy, stop!

- Five, four, three, two... - Wait, wait, stop the count!

One.

Wait, mine didn't open!

It's fucking stupid, isn't it?

We're not really solving anything here, are we?

- No, guess not. - Hey!

If you... if you step outta those

white boundary lines, we will fire!

You must shoot!

Hey, can you count us down again?

What?

Get to that hill!

♪ When Johnny comes marching home again ♪

♪ Hurrah, hurrah ♪

♪ We'll give him a hearty welcome then ♪

♪ Hurrah, hurrah ♪

♪ Oh, the men will cheer and the boys will shout ♪

♪ The ladies, they will all turn out ♪

♪ And we'll all feel gay when ♪

♪ Johnny comes marching home ♪

♪ And we'll all feel gay when ♪

♪ Johnny comes marching home ♪

You have to cross alone.

- Come with me. ♪ Get ready for the jubilee ♪

♪ Hurrah, hurrah ♪ - I can't.

Look, I'm the golden boy, I'm supposed to win.

They won't touch me.

♪ Hurrah, hurrah ♪

♪ The laurel wreath ♪

♪ Is ready now to place upon his loyal brow ♪

You're the king today, you know that, right?

It wasn't a fair fight.

♪ And we'll all feel gay when ♪

♪ Johnny comes marching home ♪ - Hey, friends?

Friends.

♪ In 1861, hurrah, hurrah ♪

Go! Now!

♪ That was when the war begun ♪

♪ Hurrah, hurrah ♪

♪ In 1862, both sides were falling, too. ♪

♪ And we'll all drink stone wine ♪

♪ When Johnny comes marching home ♪

Hey everyone, uh, I'm Samuel Miller,

or, or Corporal Miller.

Almost a general, probably.

Um, hey, Mom.

Sorry I didn't call.

It's just I was really focused.

I wanted to play because, well,

I didn't wanna hurt anybody,

not any of these kids,

and not even any of the kids at school.

And... and I thought I looked cool

and... and I thought I could maybe win, so...

And I did it for my country, and our family.

If I don't win, I guess it's been cool.

I'll be with Dad, so don't worry about me.

Oh, oh, my list?

It's of all the people I that I...

That I wanna be like,

and... and that respected me.

So, Mom,

you could share a little bit of my prize money

with them if you don't need it all.

Looks like I gotta go, so.

Let's go.

Sammy? Sammy!

- Come here! - Mom.

Oh!

- I'm sorry, I... - No...

- I just, I... - No, it's okay.

It's okay.

10, nine...

Eight...

- Seven... - Mom?

Six, five...

Mom, what are you doing?

- Four, three... - Mom, stop!

Two...

- Mom! - One.

I love you, honey.

Wait!

Mine didn't...

I can pick 'em.

Oh, boy.

I knew you fucked with the trigger locks.

I fucking knew it.

But you know what?

Everyone saw it, everyone saw it!

This whole thing, this whole fucking thing has to end.

- It's gonna end. - You know,

can't trust everything you see these days.

Plus, it'll be real small on TV,

those little trigger locks.

Thankfully, it'll stop probably all remote trigger locks

because no one wants their weapon

controlled by someone else.

Not to say that that's what happened here.

It's really technically a violation

of the boys' fundamental rights.

And I mean, that's why we're all here after all.

But thanks, Coach.

Great observation.

You fucking...

♪ So I'll cherish the old rugged cross ♪

♪ Till my trophies at last I lay down ♪

♪ I will cling to the old rugged cross ♪

♪ And exchange it someday for a crown ♪

♪ Heartbeat ♪

♪ I hear the sound of a heartbeat ♪

♪ Oh, and it's slowing down ♪

♪ Bloodshed ♪

♪ All I see is bloodshed ♪

♪ Out on the open floor ♪

♪ There's a voice ♪

♪ It echoes, this is a game of survival ♪

♪ Ooh oh-oh ♪

♪ In the dark ♪

♪ The lone star ♪

♪ There's a changing in the land ♪

♪ Wake me up from here ♪

♪ Don't look ♪

♪ At the things that I've done ♪

♪ Tell me where the line is now ♪

♪ Lay me down ♪

♪ I'm bleeding out ♪

♪ Ooh oh-oh ♪

♪ Lay me down, I'm bleeding out ♪

♪ Live on ♪

♪ There's a voice ♪

♪ Ah-ah ♪ ♪ It's echoes ♪

♪ This is a game of survival ♪

♪ Ah-ah ♪

♪ Ooh oh-oh ♪

♪ In the dark ♪

♪ The lone star ♪

♪ There's a changing in the land ♪

♪ Ah-ah ♪ ♪ Wake me up from here ♪