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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:09,489 My gut says murder, Marv. 2 00:00:09,493 --> 00:00:10,990 And my gut says Glass Club. 3 00:00:10,994 --> 00:00:13,701 Murder's a very serious allegation. 4 00:00:13,705 --> 00:00:15,161 It's probably the most serious. 5 00:00:15,165 --> 00:00:17,622 Well, molestation might be worse. 6 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:19,999 We don't have... I mean, it's not a contest. 7 00:00:20,003 --> 00:00:21,355 To each his own. 8 00:00:22,548 --> 00:00:24,379 I just... I need you to lift your ban 9 00:00:24,383 --> 00:00:26,005 on investigating the Glass Club. 10 00:00:26,009 --> 00:00:29,425 You make a good case that something's being covered up, 11 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:31,594 but for murder? It's thin. 12 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:32,795 If I'm wrong about this, 13 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:36,391 then I should just go back to selling toilet paper, okay? 14 00:00:36,395 --> 00:00:38,101 Because my hunches won't be worth 15 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:40,353 more than the worst toilet paper we sell. 16 00:00:40,357 --> 00:00:41,854 The Softees Green-Value line. 17 00:00:41,858 --> 00:00:43,690 -You don't like Green-Value? -I hate it. 18 00:00:43,694 --> 00:00:45,483 It's gotten to the point where if I go into a toilet 19 00:00:45,487 --> 00:00:48,382 and I see Green-Value, I can't go anymore. 20 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:50,634 I can see you. 21 00:00:51,493 --> 00:00:52,824 If you're right, 22 00:00:52,828 --> 00:00:54,284 it could be very exciting. 23 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:55,368 Very exciting. 24 00:00:55,372 --> 00:00:56,452 -Heh-heh! -Yeah... 25 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:57,870 We don't do that anymore. 26 00:00:57,874 --> 00:00:59,247 -Okay. -If you could just 27 00:00:59,251 --> 00:01:02,166 do your investigation quietly, 28 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:04,877 -until you're 100 percent. -Absolutely. 29 00:01:05,882 --> 00:01:07,505 Yes! 30 00:01:37,205 --> 00:01:40,330 {\an8}Hey. I just got off with Mare, she says hello. 31 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,874 {\an8}Nicole. It's so nice to hear your voice. 32 00:01:42,878 --> 00:01:45,084 {\an8}Yeah, yours too. 33 00:01:45,088 --> 00:01:46,711 {\an8}Well, you want the lowdown? 34 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:48,921 {\an8}Uh, okay. Yeah, no, I have a minute. 35 00:01:48,925 --> 00:01:51,507 So, Detrick is telling Travis 36 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:54,177 that he's never been in a relationship. 37 00:01:54,181 --> 00:01:56,012 -Uh-huh. -So I tell HR that he's lying, 38 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:58,765 but HR is completely unsympathetic about it... 39 00:01:58,769 --> 00:02:01,142 Oh, my God... Mare, you wouldn't believe... 40 00:02:01,146 --> 00:02:03,186 Oh, I'm so sorry, you're still gossiping. 41 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:04,520 I'm sorry. 42 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:07,440 -Will you talk to HR? -Wait, what? 43 00:02:07,444 --> 00:02:10,068 Don't talk to HR. Never talk to HR. 44 00:02:10,072 --> 00:02:12,528 Uh, I just don't see how any of this matters. 45 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:14,489 I think it would matter to you 46 00:02:14,493 --> 00:02:17,763 if the person you're dating starts denying it. 47 00:02:18,497 --> 00:02:20,265 I'm not dating anyone. 48 00:02:23,552 --> 00:02:25,792 You know, um, I have to get back to work, 49 00:02:25,796 --> 00:02:28,670 but it was good talking to you. Bye. 50 00:02:28,674 --> 00:02:29,671 Mm-hmm. 51 00:02:29,675 --> 00:02:30,371 Yeah. 52 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,298 It was so good talking to her 53 00:02:32,302 --> 00:02:33,758 because we kind of grew apart 54 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:36,803 after she started secretly sleeping with someone. 55 00:02:36,807 --> 00:02:38,221 So... Secret affair? 56 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:39,305 Mm-hmm. 57 00:02:39,309 --> 00:02:40,682 W... With who? 58 00:02:40,686 --> 00:02:42,308 You know, I never found out, 59 00:02:42,312 --> 00:02:45,311 but maybe if she wanted it a secret from me, 60 00:02:45,315 --> 00:02:46,792 could be someone from here? 61 00:02:47,818 --> 00:02:50,233 Maybe a boss? Mm-mmm... 62 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,777 Oh, my God. 63 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:56,197 Hang up on me? You see what happens. 64 00:02:56,201 --> 00:02:57,949 And you know what would really help? 65 00:02:57,953 --> 00:02:59,492 Is a person on the inside 66 00:02:59,496 --> 00:03:01,536 -to interview the waiters. -I'm not a member. 67 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:03,121 My brother's been trying to get me in for years. 68 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:05,832 But your brother's married to Ann, so... Ann is. 69 00:03:05,836 --> 00:03:08,501 No, I've never been inside either. 70 00:03:08,505 --> 00:03:10,628 No. No wives allowed. 71 00:03:10,632 --> 00:03:12,839 Glass Club isn't a place you bring guests. 72 00:03:12,843 --> 00:03:14,757 You know, you do have a standing offer 73 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:17,197 for a lunch there as a thank you for... 74 00:03:18,515 --> 00:03:20,826 for killing that investigation. 75 00:03:21,860 --> 00:03:26,185 Uh... I'm not sure that was a real invitation. 76 00:03:26,189 --> 00:03:28,875 Well, let's find out. 77 00:03:38,493 --> 00:03:40,241 Ann, get me the Glass Club. 78 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:51,169 Oh, Marv is Marving Mare. 79 00:03:51,173 --> 00:03:54,172 Mare is whisked away in the night 80 00:03:54,176 --> 00:03:56,299 and given a promotion, 81 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:58,718 even though she's the worst reporter. 82 00:03:58,722 --> 00:04:02,764 So, was she sleeping with the boss? Yes. 83 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:06,225 And you know what? Props. 84 00:04:06,229 --> 00:04:07,685 I can't believe I didn't think 85 00:04:07,689 --> 00:04:10,396 about sleeping my way back into my office. 86 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,232 All right, well, that is all bullshit. 87 00:04:13,236 --> 00:04:14,567 Mare and Marv are not dating. 88 00:04:14,571 --> 00:04:16,277 He's actually in love with someone else. 89 00:04:16,281 --> 00:04:19,447 It's a sweet and rather heartbreaking story. 90 00:04:19,451 --> 00:04:21,991 Yeah, but all the old powerful ones 91 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,576 are taken at this company. 92 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:27,121 Does Marv have a boss that is even older? 93 00:04:27,125 --> 00:04:30,583 Yes, but he lives in Chicago. And he's married. 94 00:04:30,587 --> 00:04:34,587 Does he have a boss that is the oldest of all? 95 00:04:34,591 --> 00:04:35,567 He does. 96 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,592 It's a man named Ebenezer Enervate, 97 00:04:39,596 --> 00:04:43,971 and he lives in a tiny house that is shaped like a shoe. 98 00:04:43,975 --> 00:04:45,306 It's deep in the forest, 99 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:47,099 but no one's ever been able to find it. 100 00:04:47,103 --> 00:04:48,455 I will. 101 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:53,189 -Me and Marv? -I know, it's crazy. 102 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,524 Oh, what did you say? 103 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:55,650 Well, I said it wasn't true, 104 00:04:55,654 --> 00:04:56,943 but that's not gonna stop it. 105 00:04:56,947 --> 00:05:00,112 I mean, it's almost funny. 106 00:05:00,116 --> 00:05:03,616 Yeah, almost, but you know, not. Like Dane Cook. 107 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:05,034 I mean, I just got a big story 108 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,161 and the green light to follow it wherever it goes 109 00:05:07,165 --> 00:05:09,121 for as long as it takes, and I can't have people here 110 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:11,082 thinking I didn't get this job legitimately. 111 00:05:11,086 --> 00:05:13,668 You can't just hand this story off to someone else 112 00:05:13,672 --> 00:05:15,419 and box step your way home? 113 00:05:15,423 --> 00:05:17,421 What? I mean, it's my story. 114 00:05:17,425 --> 00:05:19,507 Dan's really backing me on it. 115 00:05:19,511 --> 00:05:21,926 No, that's great. It's just... I just think that if 116 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:23,803 people are talking about you and Marv, 117 00:05:23,807 --> 00:05:25,638 then finding out about you and me 118 00:05:25,642 --> 00:05:27,390 could be just around the corner. 119 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:28,850 What if we... 120 00:05:28,854 --> 00:05:31,060 What if we tell people? Get out ahead of it, 121 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,270 stop the rumor. 122 00:05:32,274 --> 00:05:34,105 I'm sort of tired of hiding it. 123 00:05:34,109 --> 00:05:35,523 Uh, yes, it's just... 124 00:05:35,527 --> 00:05:37,775 It's still not really a good look for me 125 00:05:37,779 --> 00:05:39,944 to have slept with my former boss, you know? 126 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:41,571 All right, yeah. Yeah, I'll keep my trap shut, 127 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:43,322 and if there's people out there picturing Marv 128 00:05:43,326 --> 00:05:44,657 sprinkling Metamucil on your tits, 129 00:05:44,661 --> 00:05:47,159 -that's absolutely fine. -Jesus Christ, Ned. 130 00:05:47,163 --> 00:05:48,828 Right? No? Okay, I'm sorry. 131 00:05:48,832 --> 00:05:50,413 -I gotta go.. -That was a mistake. 132 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:51,977 Hello? Shoot. 133 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,711 Oh, Ann. Did Marv hear back about... 134 00:05:56,715 --> 00:05:58,045 Oh! Don't... Don't... 135 00:05:58,049 --> 00:05:59,589 Don't "Did Marv hear back" me, Ned Sampson. 136 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,840 Did you see this? 137 00:06:00,844 --> 00:06:02,717 -Why would Adam heart that? -Okay, 138 00:06:02,721 --> 00:06:05,303 this is a damaging rumor for Marv. 139 00:06:05,307 --> 00:06:06,804 Are you kidding? Mare's gorgeous. 140 00:06:06,808 --> 00:06:09,056 It makes him look great. It's damaging for Mare. 141 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:10,391 No, damaging for both. 142 00:06:10,395 --> 00:06:12,685 -I mean, more for her. -Ned. 143 00:06:12,689 --> 00:06:14,270 You know what, the point is, 144 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,689 -we gotta stop the rumor. -All right, how do we do that? 145 00:06:16,693 --> 00:06:18,482 You're gonna tell everyone about you and Mare. 146 00:06:18,486 --> 00:06:19,483 -Or... -Or...? 147 00:06:19,487 --> 00:06:20,610 Uh, you could tell people 148 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:21,611 about you and Marv. 149 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,154 What about me and Marv? 150 00:06:23,158 --> 00:06:27,137 Nothing, just the fact that you two are colleagues... 151 00:06:28,163 --> 00:06:29,139 and you're in I... 152 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:32,413 laws. 153 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:33,831 Yeah, exactly. 154 00:06:33,835 --> 00:06:36,125 And you know what, the Glass Club called Marv back. 155 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,753 And he has an invitation today for lunch, he can bring a guest. 156 00:06:38,757 --> 00:06:40,421 -Oh, my God. Okay, fantastic. -Yeah. 157 00:06:40,425 --> 00:06:41,464 What time do I have to be... 158 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:42,715 He asked me. 159 00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:44,091 -He asked you? Cool. -He asked me. 160 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:48,596 Lunch. Okay, here's how this works. 161 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:51,766 We work through lunch, they pay. 162 00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:54,435 Really? And I can get whatever I want? 163 00:06:54,439 --> 00:06:57,396 You can get whatever you want from Morsel and Nosh. 164 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,274 The best sandwich shop in Ohio. 165 00:07:00,278 --> 00:07:02,109 You've got to try The Clifford. 166 00:07:02,113 --> 00:07:03,945 And if you don't try The Clifford, 167 00:07:03,949 --> 00:07:09,450 you are officially the stupidest person I've ever met. 168 00:07:09,454 --> 00:07:11,118 And right now, it's unofficial. 169 00:07:11,122 --> 00:07:13,955 -Well, what's inside it? -Who gives a shit? 170 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:18,209 Just close your eyes, and you put it in your mouth. 171 00:07:18,213 --> 00:07:20,461 Mmm. Mmm. 172 00:07:20,465 --> 00:07:25,299 When Todd likes his food, he makes these orgasm noises? 173 00:07:25,303 --> 00:07:28,427 Mm...! 174 00:07:28,431 --> 00:07:31,806 Mmmmm! 175 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:33,891 Mm... Mm... 176 00:07:33,895 --> 00:07:35,935 Uh, ugh... 177 00:07:35,939 --> 00:07:37,603 Ah... Oops. 178 00:07:37,607 --> 00:07:39,563 Like, I love a good sandwich, 179 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:41,983 but I don't know what I'm rooting for here. 180 00:07:44,781 --> 00:07:48,155 This guy's not online at all. 181 00:07:48,159 --> 00:07:53,828 I couldn't find any Ebenezers within 200 miles. 182 00:07:53,832 --> 00:07:56,831 And the house like a shoe is not even on Zillow. 183 00:07:56,835 --> 00:08:01,168 So now I use AI for this and I say, 184 00:08:01,172 --> 00:08:07,341 "Find me an old rich man, spine like question mark, 185 00:08:07,345 --> 00:08:09,635 skin loose enough for two men, 186 00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:11,345 closet full of hats, 187 00:08:11,349 --> 00:08:14,306 favorite TV show, it was on the radio, 188 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:16,851 born after 1925. 189 00:08:16,855 --> 00:08:19,937 And you have to put in 1925. 190 00:08:19,941 --> 00:08:23,274 I matched with a Cornelius Vanderbilt 191 00:08:23,278 --> 00:08:25,151 before I figured this out. 192 00:08:25,155 --> 00:08:27,528 Esmeralda, I'm leaving your secret team 193 00:08:27,532 --> 00:08:29,030 to go work with the other secret team. 194 00:08:29,034 --> 00:08:31,657 {\an8}We're goin' to spy on The Glass Club. 195 00:08:31,661 --> 00:08:34,368 {\an8}It's across the street from my apartment. 196 00:08:34,372 --> 00:08:36,162 Okay. Have fun. 197 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:38,372 Ask about the unions, that's where murder happens. 198 00:08:38,376 --> 00:08:40,082 -It's not the unions. -It's not the waiter. 199 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,709 The thing we were talking about before? 200 00:08:41,713 --> 00:08:43,044 -Uh-huh. -Well, 201 00:08:43,048 --> 00:08:45,921 you're off the hook because I handled it. 202 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:48,674 -You did? -I told some people 203 00:08:48,678 --> 00:08:51,719 that I had access to Mare's medical files 204 00:08:51,723 --> 00:08:53,846 and she can't be with Marv. 205 00:08:53,850 --> 00:08:58,642 She can't be with anyone because of a war injury. 206 00:08:58,646 --> 00:09:02,083 She took a tank round between her legs. 207 00:09:03,401 --> 00:09:04,940 Ann, that's not true. 208 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:07,964 No, I know it's not true, but I told people. 209 00:09:09,199 --> 00:09:10,821 And I was very detailed, 210 00:09:10,825 --> 00:09:13,240 so now everyone's gonna be nice to her, 211 00:09:13,244 --> 00:09:15,930 and you won't have any competition at all. 212 00:09:16,998 --> 00:09:21,916 Because downstairs, she's like an exploded cigar. 213 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:26,003 -That's a terrible idea. -It is? 214 00:09:26,007 --> 00:09:28,589 -I mean, it's monstrous. -Okay, fine. 215 00:09:28,593 --> 00:09:29,840 And you, Ann, 216 00:09:29,844 --> 00:09:31,801 -will be wearing this... -What is that? 217 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:34,011 Which has a very good camera hidden inside. 218 00:09:34,015 --> 00:09:35,971 Check that out. I made it. 219 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:39,100 -Oh, that's pretty. -Yeah, it was my grandmother's. 220 00:09:39,104 --> 00:09:39,934 She passed away. 221 00:09:39,938 --> 00:09:41,352 And then I hollowed it out 222 00:09:41,356 --> 00:09:44,647 with a skew chisel that was my grandfather's. 223 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:46,023 Oh, that's lovely. 224 00:09:46,027 --> 00:09:47,817 Single file, please. 225 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:50,256 Welcome aboard. 226 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:52,967 Okay. 227 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:54,824 Window's over there. 228 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,700 Glass Club's that way. 229 00:09:56,704 --> 00:09:58,702 The head is in the stern. 230 00:09:58,706 --> 00:10:00,391 And you'll address me as captain. 231 00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:03,874 We all instinctively know 232 00:10:03,878 --> 00:10:05,334 not to talk about the fact 233 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:08,629 that Barry lives in Spongebob's apartment. 234 00:10:08,633 --> 00:10:10,965 -This is just one of... -Okay, we've got audio. 235 00:10:10,969 --> 00:10:12,258 our watering holes. 236 00:10:12,262 --> 00:10:14,093 -And... -Speaking of watering holes, 237 00:10:14,097 --> 00:10:15,803 -can we see the pool? -We've got video. 238 00:10:15,807 --> 00:10:17,138 Absolutely. Are you a swimmer? 239 00:10:17,142 --> 00:10:18,556 I have a pretty good breast stroke. 240 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,099 I bet Mare knows all about that. 241 00:10:20,103 --> 00:10:21,559 -Hey! Don't... -Leave Mare alone. 242 00:10:21,563 --> 00:10:22,935 -Yeah. -She's a goddamn hero. 243 00:10:22,939 --> 00:10:24,270 She's a superhero. 244 00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:26,313 Ned, can you hear me? 245 00:10:26,317 --> 00:10:28,023 Uh, yes, I can, Ann. 246 00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:30,818 I fixed that thing that we were talking about. 247 00:10:30,822 --> 00:10:32,444 No need to worry. 248 00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:33,779 You did? 249 00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:40,661 Holy shit, it's Joe Burrow. 250 00:10:40,665 --> 00:10:42,454 She's dating the Bengals quarterback. 251 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,290 That would explain her moving to Cincinnati. 252 00:10:44,294 --> 00:10:45,958 Nah, you know, I don't know if it's adding up. 253 00:10:45,962 --> 00:10:47,168 Yes, thank you. 254 00:10:47,172 --> 00:10:49,003 He threw 43 touchdowns last season. 255 00:10:49,007 --> 00:10:50,588 You think Mare's pulling that? 256 00:10:50,592 --> 00:10:52,006 I heard he dated a supermodel last. 257 00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:53,465 I think it's totally believable 258 00:10:53,469 --> 00:10:55,759 that Mare could be dating some dumb jock, okay? 259 00:10:55,763 --> 00:10:57,469 She is an award-winning journalist 260 00:10:57,473 --> 00:10:59,013 in peak physical form, okay? 261 00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:00,201 It's not like he's... 262 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,184 Pelé. 263 00:11:03,188 --> 00:11:04,518 I agree with Ned. 264 00:11:04,522 --> 00:11:06,687 Mare could pull Burrow. 265 00:11:06,691 --> 00:11:08,189 Okay. 266 00:11:08,193 --> 00:11:09,732 -Yeah, it's Marv. -It's Marv. 267 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:10,983 -It's Marv. -Marv is, yeah... 268 00:11:10,987 --> 00:11:12,318 It's not Marv. It's not Marv. 269 00:11:12,322 --> 00:11:13,736 Yeah. He's gonna lose his woman. 270 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:14,820 Nice, Marv. 271 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:20,972 Where's The Clifford? 272 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:22,953 Should be in there. 273 00:11:22,957 --> 00:11:25,852 No. No, it's a turkey club. 274 00:11:27,212 --> 00:11:31,170 You know what? I think I grabbed the wrong one. 275 00:11:31,174 --> 00:11:32,942 I'm sorry... You can have mine. 276 00:11:34,719 --> 00:11:36,383 You ate my Clifford? 277 00:11:36,387 --> 00:11:38,552 I told you to order The Clifford. 278 00:11:38,556 --> 00:11:40,971 -Why didn't you order it? -I don't like ham. 279 00:11:40,975 --> 00:11:42,765 -You just ate ham. -I thought it was turkey. 280 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:45,267 I thought it was the best, moistest turkey I ever had. 281 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,561 You just ate The Clifford. The Clifford is ham. 282 00:11:47,565 --> 00:11:50,564 That means you don't hate ham, it means you love ham. 283 00:11:50,568 --> 00:11:53,692 You know, I would ask how you get away with being so stupid 284 00:11:53,696 --> 00:11:55,194 if I didn't already know. 285 00:11:55,198 --> 00:11:57,738 -What does that mean? -Oh, you know what it means. 286 00:11:57,742 --> 00:11:58,906 Look, I'll get you another, okay? 287 00:11:58,910 --> 00:11:59,907 Yeah, right, great. 288 00:11:59,911 --> 00:12:01,408 That's just another two hours. 289 00:12:01,412 --> 00:12:03,327 Unless of course you'd like to sleep with the owner 290 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,495 and jump the line. 291 00:12:04,499 --> 00:12:06,330 Is that something you would do? 292 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:10,918 I'll just have cigarettes for lunch... again. 293 00:12:10,922 --> 00:12:12,774 I told her to order The Clifford. 294 00:12:15,510 --> 00:12:18,133 Hello, Esmeralda. 295 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:20,469 Um, hi, thank you again for last night. 296 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:24,473 But, um, I don't know how to say this. 297 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,809 -I'm breaking up with you. -What? 298 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,979 I wanted to tell you before you left for the restaurant. 299 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,563 {\an8}I will not be there. 300 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:33,649 You know, I'm having, um... 301 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:36,277 Another date at Glass Club. 302 00:12:36,281 --> 00:12:37,211 More exclusive. 303 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,988 I hope you... 304 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,824 I finally found my silver fox. 305 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,492 I had a phone call with him. 306 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,036 And now I'm not sure if it's a date 307 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,998 or an interview to be his night nurse. 308 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:52,126 He has a Mercedes. 309 00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:55,400 Sometimes, the storybooks do get it right. 310 00:12:56,467 --> 00:13:00,718 Esmeralda, I'll get your chair for you. 311 00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:02,845 You don't have to. 312 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,763 Well, I want to. 313 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,369 Thank you. 314 00:13:07,312 --> 00:13:10,477 -Oh, my God. -Marv! 315 00:13:10,481 --> 00:13:11,541 Hey, Marvie! 316 00:13:12,608 --> 00:13:14,127 Oh, lord. 317 00:13:14,902 --> 00:13:16,337 How did she get in here? 318 00:13:17,322 --> 00:13:19,069 So yeah, that's it. 319 00:13:19,073 --> 00:13:20,779 I felt like I needed to alert you 320 00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:22,114 for the good of the company. 321 00:13:22,118 --> 00:13:24,450 -I mean, I have to say... -Uh-huh. 322 00:13:24,454 --> 00:13:27,911 No one ever really complains about Lisa. 323 00:13:27,915 --> 00:13:30,080 Or anyone from HR, for that matter. 324 00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:32,416 I mean, I'm not saying that I hope there's 325 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,834 -a change in personnel... -Oh-ah...! 326 00:13:33,838 --> 00:13:34,877 -Yoo-hoo! -Hello. 327 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,045 Hello. 328 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:39,006 HR to the rescue. 329 00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:41,216 -I got your text, what's up? -You texted her? 330 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,677 It felt like a bit of an HR matter. 331 00:13:43,681 --> 00:13:45,262 Oh, no, what's wrong? My girl. 332 00:13:45,266 --> 00:13:46,972 -HR on HR. -My girlie. 333 00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:48,640 Nicole has issues 334 00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:52,853 with how one of her complaints was handled by you, madam. 335 00:13:52,857 --> 00:13:54,063 -Okay. -Okay. 336 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,064 -Okay. -Okay. 337 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,648 But I actually don't think 338 00:13:56,652 --> 00:13:57,775 we need to get into it. 339 00:13:57,779 --> 00:13:59,151 I don't wanna rehash it 340 00:13:59,155 --> 00:14:00,819 so I'm just gonna let you two figure that out. 341 00:14:00,823 --> 00:14:02,863 You sit yourself down, poppet. 342 00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:05,074 It can be a little awkward 343 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,368 when the person you're tattling on 344 00:14:07,372 --> 00:14:09,328 is also handling the complaints, 345 00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:12,206 but we have a list here and let's rattle through them. 346 00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:14,625 Shall we start with inappropriate flirting? 347 00:14:14,629 --> 00:14:18,670 Sure. Uh, can you describe the flirting? 348 00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:19,713 Mm-hmm. 349 00:14:19,717 --> 00:14:20,923 Mm... 350 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,674 No, thanks. I don't want to. 351 00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:24,718 Well, was it with sexual intent? 352 00:14:24,722 --> 00:14:25,886 I would assume so, yeah. 353 00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:27,388 But you can't know for sure, right? 354 00:14:27,392 --> 00:14:29,390 Because there's a lot of innocent workplace flirting. 355 00:14:29,394 --> 00:14:30,933 Like Ken and I do it all the time. 356 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,142 Not all the time. 357 00:14:32,146 --> 00:14:35,187 Only on Tickle Tuesday. 358 00:14:35,191 --> 00:14:36,688 And it's fun and it's sexy, 359 00:14:36,692 --> 00:14:38,524 -but it's not sexual. -We know where the line is. 360 00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:40,067 We get bloody close to it sometimes... 361 00:14:40,071 --> 00:14:41,360 -Hm. -but we never cross it. 362 00:14:41,364 --> 00:14:43,695 That sounds incredibly inappropriate. 363 00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:45,656 It's a gray area, thank God. 364 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,721 You're gonna have to do better than that. 365 00:15:00,258 --> 00:15:02,881 Well, the rumor has hit Cincinnati. 366 00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:04,967 -Which one? -Which one? 367 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,323 The old man? The quarterback? 368 00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,493 -Or the war injury? -What? 369 00:15:11,686 --> 00:15:12,891 Well, which quarterback? 370 00:15:12,895 --> 00:15:14,309 I don't know, does it matter? 371 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,812 He threw 43 touchdowns last season? 372 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,564 Oh, Joe Burrow. 373 00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:20,732 -Why'd you say it like that? -Ned, it's showtime. 374 00:15:20,736 --> 00:15:23,652 -Uh... I... Okay, I gotta go. -Wait, Ned... 375 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,950 I asked them to give you my wife's favorite table. 376 00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:31,201 Oh, your wife. 377 00:15:31,205 --> 00:15:32,703 How do you sneak her in? 378 00:15:32,707 --> 00:15:35,643 Sneak? She's a member. On the family plan. 379 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,292 Is... Is that something new? 380 00:15:38,296 --> 00:15:42,087 Uh, yes, uh... 2004? 381 00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:43,568 Okay. I'll be back. 382 00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:49,532 I guess just some wives aren't welcome. 383 00:15:52,727 --> 00:15:55,017 Marv, there's a waiter by the bar. 384 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:58,061 He looks like he could be Jerry Seinfeld's older brother. 385 00:15:58,065 --> 00:15:59,605 Roger that. 386 00:15:59,609 --> 00:16:01,565 He doesn't look like a Seinfeld. 387 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,317 He looks like an old, skinny Gru. 388 00:16:03,321 --> 00:16:04,818 -Wow, I see it. -Guys, shush! 389 00:16:04,822 --> 00:16:06,612 How are you? Marv. 390 00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,822 There was a waiter, Desmond Sandoval. 391 00:16:08,826 --> 00:16:11,200 -Um, Dustin would like some... -Move! Move! 392 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,367 What is she... 393 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,702 Why can't we hear anything? 394 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,412 Well, I think her body's blocking our signal. 395 00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:17,956 Dustin would like to have some French fries. 396 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,458 Check his blood pressure twice a day. 397 00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:20,876 Damnit. I'm gonna call her. Hang on. 398 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,794 Come on, Bede, you look like a man 399 00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:24,755 that knows how important it is 400 00:16:24,759 --> 00:16:28,509 to eat red meat. Sorry, just a second. 401 00:16:28,513 --> 00:16:30,260 Oh, my God. 402 00:16:30,264 --> 00:16:31,637 -How dare she. -There are new guidelines. 403 00:16:31,641 --> 00:16:33,055 -Thanks for talking to me. -Wait. 404 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,182 -Up is down. -Hey, hey, Marv? 405 00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:37,226 Uh, we missed all that. What happened? 406 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,394 The waiters pool their tips. 407 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:42,314 They all miss Desmond Sandoval. 408 00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:44,399 He lifted the tide for everyone. 409 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:45,901 I told you it was the union. 410 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,277 Okay, all right. That's all right. 411 00:16:47,281 --> 00:16:48,570 That's one theory eliminated. 412 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,072 So now we can focus on the unions. 413 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:52,991 He also said they don't want a union. 414 00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:55,077 They voted on it a couple months ago. 415 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,079 It was unanimously rejected. 416 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,747 They don't like paying dues. 417 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,541 No, that doesn't make any sense. 418 00:17:00,545 --> 00:17:03,043 Maybe he's, um, covering for someone? 419 00:17:03,047 --> 00:17:04,753 -Or... -Parsins is coming back. 420 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,213 Oh, man. 421 00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:08,215 So, we ever gonna convince you to join? 422 00:17:08,219 --> 00:17:09,675 Convince me? 423 00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:11,843 Oh, I've begged your brother to get you to apply. 424 00:17:11,847 --> 00:17:14,763 We like having friends in influential places. 425 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,391 This is our, uh, new Head of Membership. 426 00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:19,268 He'll waive your fees for the first year, 427 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,562 if that's any inducement. 428 00:17:21,566 --> 00:17:24,106 Luke never brought me up? 429 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,857 Nope. 430 00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:27,818 Marv, Marv, Marv, ask him about the wind conditions. 431 00:17:27,822 --> 00:17:30,195 -On the rooftop on the day of... -It's over, Ned. 432 00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:32,656 No, no, no, don't... 433 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,496 Oof... That's gotta hurt. 434 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:43,166 Poor guy. Well, at least you still have Mare, man. 435 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:46,357 Thanks, Travis. 436 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,153 I was talking to Marv. 437 00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:53,155 Mm-hmm. 438 00:17:53,848 --> 00:17:55,220 Yeah, me too. 439 00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:57,389 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Yep. Mm-hmm. 440 00:17:57,393 --> 00:17:59,641 Are you the boss dating Mare? 441 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,311 -No. No, no, no. No, no, no... -Because... 442 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,729 -Really? -Mm-hmm. 443 00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:06,106 Because that makes it sound like you are. 444 00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:07,482 Not to my ear, no. I don't... 445 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,318 No, I don't think so. I would know. 446 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,819 Yeah, I think that was a direct verification. 447 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,237 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah, you taught us 448 00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:13,447 -about that. -Right. 449 00:18:13,451 --> 00:18:14,948 I did. Thank you for remembering. 450 00:18:14,952 --> 00:18:15,991 It's important. 451 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,326 -So, you are dating her? -No. 452 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,910 -You just... -You've got it all wrong. 453 00:18:18,914 --> 00:18:21,163 -I'm not. No. You said that. -You're turning red. 454 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,497 -Someone else said that. -Yeah. 455 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,687 All right, fine. I'm going out with Mare. 456 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,504 All right, guys, I got a bag of Cliffords 457 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,340 -if anybody wants some. -Ooh, okay, 458 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,446 -Melania comes through. -Mm-mmm. 459 00:18:34,138 --> 00:18:35,552 Look, hi, 460 00:18:35,556 --> 00:18:38,847 you've obviously all heard a rumor about me today. 461 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,933 About me dating my old boss, right? 462 00:18:41,937 --> 00:18:44,394 So I'm just gonna make it clear. 463 00:18:44,398 --> 00:18:48,774 I am not sleeping with Marv. I'm not. 464 00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:52,256 Yeah? What about you and Ned? 465 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,488 What about us? 466 00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:56,782 New rumor came in about half an hour ago. 467 00:18:56,786 --> 00:18:57,949 You and Ned. 468 00:18:57,953 --> 00:18:59,910 And they're saying that Ned said it. 469 00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:03,163 What? Why would Ned spread rumors like that? 470 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:05,749 -That doesn't... -Maybe to shut down the Marv rumor? 471 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:09,086 Yeah. Exactly, though, that's another rumor, guys. 472 00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:11,359 Yeah, but is a true rumor? 473 00:19:12,802 --> 00:19:13,778 No. 474 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,864 There's no truth. To any of it. 475 00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:21,473 Okay? Oh, by the way, I heard another rumor. 476 00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:23,684 Ned's balls were clipped off in a frisbee accident. 477 00:19:23,688 --> 00:19:26,603 There's another stupid story coming out of Toledo. 478 00:19:26,607 --> 00:19:29,147 -Something for your NS board. -Okay, okay. 479 00:19:29,151 --> 00:19:31,650 Now listen, is there really a sandwich in there? 480 00:19:31,654 --> 00:19:33,777 Because if I have one more cigarette lunch, 481 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:36,154 I'm gonna lose it on your desk and chair. 482 00:19:36,158 --> 00:19:37,906 And a little bit in your purse. 483 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,053 Yeah, yeah, calm down. 484 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,558 Mmm! 485 00:19:50,715 --> 00:19:53,880 The craziest rumors have been going around. 486 00:19:53,884 --> 00:19:54,748 Yeah? 487 00:19:54,752 --> 00:19:56,800 You're not interested in any of the women 488 00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:59,365 at the... at the office, are you? 489 00:20:02,143 --> 00:20:03,077 No one new. 490 00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:06,539 Not for 30 years. 491 00:20:07,565 --> 00:20:10,668 -Boy, it's some view, huh? -Hm. 492 00:20:12,653 --> 00:20:14,484 -My darling. -Mm-hmm. 493 00:20:14,488 --> 00:20:15,902 Tell me, tell me. 494 00:20:15,906 --> 00:20:19,990 How old were your parents when they died? 495 00:20:19,994 --> 00:20:23,869 Ninety-eight and nine... ninety-nine. 496 00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:25,746 Well, this is a bit difficult for me 497 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,914 because I've been only with men for love... 498 00:20:27,918 --> 00:20:30,333 Never for money before. 499 00:20:30,337 --> 00:20:33,336 So I'm on a learning curve. 500 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:36,339 Dustin, you know that I could come 501 00:20:36,343 --> 00:20:40,614 to lay out by your pool in a bikini. 502 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,180 Would you appreciate that? 503 00:20:43,184 --> 00:20:47,580 Not on a physical therapy day. Call the house. 504 00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:50,479 Here, I snuck this for you. 505 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,273 -They're cold. -Shh! 506 00:20:53,277 --> 00:20:54,649 Well, well, well, 507 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:57,360 if it isn't Esmeralda and her new boy toy. 508 00:20:57,364 --> 00:20:58,695 So, this is the guy... 509 00:20:58,699 --> 00:20:59,946 this is the guy that you're leaving me for? 510 00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:01,740 -Oh, no... -Please, stop it. 511 00:21:01,744 --> 00:21:04,201 I'll stop it when this son of a bitch is six feet under. 512 00:21:04,205 --> 00:21:05,911 Oh, man. 513 00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:07,496 -Why did this happen? -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 514 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,039 -Are you all right? -I'm not sure. 515 00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:11,666 I'm a loser 516 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,627 I think I'm good, thank you. 517 00:21:13,631 --> 00:21:17,130 Okay. We will see you back at the office, boss. 518 00:21:17,134 --> 00:21:19,132 -Mm-hmm. -Later, guys. 519 00:21:24,225 --> 00:21:25,159 Hey, Detrick. 520 00:21:26,477 --> 00:21:28,099 Does Marv look taller to you? 521 00:21:30,105 --> 00:21:32,020 Yeah, he does look taller. 522 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:34,689 I mean, he can't still be growing, right? 523 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,483 Yeah, Ann looks taller too. 524 00:21:36,487 --> 00:21:38,756 Does that look to code to you? 525 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:40,862 The railing. 526 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,468 Hang on, hang on, hang on. 527 00:21:45,246 --> 00:21:46,180 Come on, Marv. 528 00:21:47,289 --> 00:21:48,578 Ned, let's forget this. 529 00:21:48,582 --> 00:21:50,038 Hey, Marv, I want you to stand 530 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,915 right up against the railing, please. 531 00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:54,167 -What? -Stand up against the railing 532 00:21:54,171 --> 00:21:55,752 and press your thigh into it. 533 00:21:55,756 --> 00:21:57,838 He wants me to press my thigh into the railing. 534 00:21:57,842 --> 00:21:59,256 Ned is getting weirder. 535 00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:01,925 And I want you to make a mark on your pants 536 00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:03,802 at the railing's highest point, okay? 537 00:22:03,806 --> 00:22:06,680 Use whatever you can find. Use butter, ketchup, whatever. 538 00:22:06,684 --> 00:22:08,306 He wants me to put food on my pants. 539 00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:10,016 Is he breathing hard? You know what, 540 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:11,893 -Just hang up, Marv. -No, no, Marv, Marv. 541 00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:15,063 I just need an exact measurement of the railing height, okay? 542 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,648 It doesn't look to code. 543 00:22:16,652 --> 00:22:18,149 Remember Detrick's story about all the bribery 544 00:22:18,153 --> 00:22:20,277 of the code inspectors? I think I know what happened. 545 00:22:20,281 --> 00:22:22,112 I think it's connected. Please. 546 00:22:22,116 --> 00:22:23,884 Please, just do it. Marv. 547 00:22:24,994 --> 00:22:26,449 Damn it. 548 00:22:26,453 --> 00:22:29,619 Wait, hold on. Oh, that's it, Marv. 549 00:22:29,623 --> 00:22:31,204 -Oh, he's doing it. -That's it. 550 00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:33,123 -Put your finger in. Slip it in. -Yeah. Get it wet. 551 00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:34,624 -Get it wet. -He put his finger in. 552 00:22:34,628 --> 00:22:36,084 -Oh, that's nice. -Beautiful. 553 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,627 -Yes, yes, yes. -That's it, Marv. 554 00:22:37,631 --> 00:22:39,212 -That's the way. -He has to rub it all over. 555 00:22:39,216 --> 00:22:40,964 -Smear it all over the place. -Rub it in, Marv. 556 00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:43,133 -That's it, baby. -Beautiful, he's doing it. 557 00:22:43,137 --> 00:22:44,801 -Nobody's looking at you. -Now press into it. 558 00:22:44,805 --> 00:22:45,886 Just like that, yes. 559 00:22:45,890 --> 00:22:47,888 -Yes! -Yes! Yes! 560 00:22:47,892 --> 00:22:50,432 -Come on. -Mm... 561 00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:52,475 Yeah! 562 00:22:52,479 --> 00:22:53,685 I'm gonna get 'em and bring 'em back 563 00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,645 -so we can measure his mustard. -Yeah. 564 00:23:02,031 --> 00:23:03,945 Hey. Now's really not a good time. 565 00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:06,156 Hey. Hey. We got it. We did it. 566 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,116 I figured out what happened at the Glass Club. 567 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,264 Did you tell people that we're dating? 568 00:23:11,665 --> 00:23:12,996 Oh. 569 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,582 Wow, okay. All right, that got there quick. 570 00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:16,917 Jesus Christ, Ned. 571 00:23:16,921 --> 00:23:19,628 Um... Okay, that wasn't supposed to happen. 572 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,671 Um... 573 00:23:21,675 --> 00:23:24,007 Yeah, so that was a mistake, okay? 574 00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:26,927 That just sorta blurted out? And it made sense in context. 575 00:23:26,931 --> 00:23:29,387 I think that you'd have said the same had you been here. 576 00:23:29,391 --> 00:23:31,848 Well, I was here, and I just blurted out the opposite. 577 00:23:31,852 --> 00:23:33,683 I mean, I basically had to swear on a Bible 578 00:23:33,687 --> 00:23:35,602 that we're not together. 579 00:23:35,606 --> 00:23:36,811 All right, well, 580 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:37,979 I mean, the good news is that 581 00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:40,565 you don't have to lie anymore. 582 00:23:40,569 --> 00:23:43,964 Okay? I mean, we can finally tell the truth. 583 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,091 Yeah, I... 584 00:23:47,618 --> 00:23:48,761 I think I'm good. 585 00:23:50,371 --> 00:23:51,555 You're good? 586 00:23:52,706 --> 00:23:54,704 Even though it's not accurate? 587 00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:57,269 I'm not actually sure that it's not accurate. 588 00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,293 What? No. 589 00:24:00,297 --> 00:24:01,503 I don't know, I'm sorry. 590 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:02,921 -I have to go. I have to go. -No. 591 00:24:02,925 --> 00:24:04,839 We'll, just... We'll talk about it later, okay? 592 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,007 -No, no, no. -I'll call... 593 00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:07,696 We'll talk about it later. 594 00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,563 I cooked us a little something. 595 00:24:20,567 --> 00:24:23,253 Seafood platter. Freshly caught. 596 00:24:39,003 --> 00:24:40,417 {\an8}I know our meeting got a little off the rails, 597 00:24:40,421 --> 00:24:42,085 {\an8}but I do have an important follow-up question 598 00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:43,753 {\an8}-for you for your file. -Okay. 599 00:24:43,757 --> 00:24:45,505 {\an8}Now, have you ever been prescribed 600 00:24:45,509 --> 00:24:47,173 {\an8}any antipsychotic drugs, 601 00:24:47,177 --> 00:24:49,342 {\an8}or have you ever been given a diagnosis 602 00:24:49,346 --> 00:24:50,990 {\an8}of any type of psychosis? 603 00:24:51,682 --> 00:24:52,762 {\an8}No. 604 00:24:52,766 --> 00:24:54,243 {\an8}Bloody evenly matched. 605 00:24:55,269 --> 00:24:57,121 {\an8}Viking versus samurai. 606 00:24:58,772 --> 00:25:00,103 {\an8}Which is just an analogy, 607 00:25:00,107 --> 00:25:02,731 {\an8}and in my analogy, Nicole is the Viking. 608 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:05,233 {\an8}So, um, you should be bloody ashamed 609 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,943 {\an8}if you were thinking what I think you were thinking. 610 00:25:06,947 --> 00:25:09,904 {\an8}Lisa's the samurai. All that stuff in her hair. 611 00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:13,825 {\an8}Like a sumo wrestler. Well, wrong shape. 612 00:25:13,829 --> 00:25:16,140 {\an8}Well, right shape. But not for sumo. 613 00:25:17,666 --> 00:25:19,789 {\an8}What're you writing? 614 00:25:19,793 --> 00:25:21,145 {\an8}Is this a bit? 615 00:25:22,296 --> 00:25:24,753 {\an8}A bit? In what way? Are you asking us 616 00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:27,693 {\an8}if we are currently in reality or not? 42085

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