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Don't fall.

If you fall, I'll cut you.

Don't worry.

Why are you ignoring me? I'm coming.

Boss, I want noodles.

Thank you.

What do you want to do with your face? Can't you cook something delicious?

What are you doing?

You're still working in the market?

You're still working in the market?

You're still working in the market?

Oh! You should go to my place, Shenzhen.

That's more like it. Then you'll have more chances to make money.

That's right.

You'll have more chances to make money.

Let's play a game.

Hey, can I play?

Of course you can.

If you can't play, you'll have to bet.

Bet? Bet.

I like it.

If you win,

I don't accept your money.

If you lose it, I won't give it to you.

Smart. You won't lose anything.

What do you want to eat? What do you want to eat?

What do you want to eat?

I like singing.

I'll take you to karaoke some other day.

Don't tease me. Where are we going to karaoke?

Who said that?

Who the hell cares about such a bad time?

I'm talking about the city.

I'll take you by motorcycle.

How about going to a bar?

How about playing bowling?

I know how to play bowling.

I love you

I'm waiting for someone to pick it up. I'm

waiting for him to come back.

I'm waiting for him to come back. I'm waiting for him to come back.

I want to ask him, until I know my heart is broken.

Don't make me feel uneasy anymore, I only want to wander.

If this illusion really exists, I'll wait for eternity.

This is for Xiao Gao.

This wine is good.

It's not for Xiao Gao.

I'm not playing with you. I told you that this wine is good.

But you didn't appreciate it.

You should take a look at it.

If you don't want to see it, you will lose your face.

I don't want to see it. What are you talking about?

This one.

I'll take a look at it later.

I don't know.

What are you doing in Shenzhen?

It doesn't matter what I'm doing in Shenzhen. The most important thing is

who I've met in Shenzhen and what good places I've been to.

Who have you met?

Do you know Jiang Zemin?

Of course I know him. Don't you know Jiang Zemin's cousin?

He has a very luxurious night club in Shenzhen.

I've been there.

He even talked to me.

Really?

What did he say?

Get lost.

Actually, in Shenzhen, I'm doing Dao Ban Jie.

If you could become a tree, what kind of tree would you want to become?

What are you talking about?

A pine tree.

What about you?

I want... a cherry blossom tree.

A cherry blossom tree doesn't even make sense. It will wither overnight.

I heard a story.

There was a girl who thought cherry blossoms were beautiful.

He thinks youth is like cherry blossoms.

And then he jumps down from the waterfall.

It's pretty.

Can I listen to your earphones?

Here you go.

不想。 不想就算了。

Hello, hello.

Are you Gao Shuang?

Are you Xiaomei?

Yes.

How was your trip?

It was awful.

You came at the right time.

We're having an exhibition. I have 3,000 works in the exhibition.

Can I see them? Sure.

Get in the car.

Look, this is our exhibition hall.

Over there is the art team. They drew some pictures and some words.

Over here is the photography team. They took photos.

Look at the highest one.

This is our leader's.

What do you think?

Which one is yours?

Mine? Mine is... Here.

Here. One, two, three. All three of them are mine.

Gao Jiequn. You're Gao Jiequn, right? Yes, I am.

Look at this one.

This one was taken at the site of the earthquake. It was bought by a little

Chinese girl for 3 days and 3 nights. Really?

Her boyfriend picked it up from the side.

He kept digging and digging until it was dug out.

At that time, our police officers sent her to the hospital.

Now they are getting married.

What other photos are you going to take?

Other photos? Which one do you want to take?

Look at this one.

This one is so ugly.

Do you have any other photos?

Other photos?

Look at this.

This is an outdoor high-rise building. Everyone likes it.

This one?

Isn't it a bit old?

What kind of building is this? It's old.

Only the computer can make the mouthpiece.

Really?

I'll make the background and the computer will make the back.

Which one do you like?

We have the sea view tower and...

There's a big one in London, and another one in Japan.

Give me the second one.

Okay, wait a minute.

Have some water first.

Sorry, I'll turn off the light for you.

Okay.

Don't move.

What's this for?

It's for your hair.

Okay.

Don't move even if you're standing.

Let me put the water in.

One,

two, three.

Okay,

ready?

One, two, three.

She went to Shenzhen, didn't she?

She didn't tell me.

Are you watching a movie?

What are you doing here?

It's time to eat.

It's time to eat? Yes. Do you want to eat?

Yes.

Let's eat.

Where did you come from?

I don't know.

Where did you come from?

I don't know.

Where did you

come from?

I don't know.

Amen.

Boss, a bowl of noodles.

Thank you.

used to live!

Mr. Wang. There's still a problem that shouldn't have happened.

Some of our employees are busy at work.

They are not responsible for their work.

Now, I'm going to give them a point of criticism.

Those of you who were given a point of criticism, please stand up.

Zhang Xiaoshuang.

Li Mei, you two are not good at making shirts.

The factory director's office has decided to fire you.

Where are you going?

Oh, you're coming tonight?

Where are you going?

Go out, go out, go out. You let me go out for three days.

If I'm not well, you don't have to go with me.

Hey!

Who are you looking for?

Answer the phone!

Answer the phone.

Hello, Mr. Chen.

Yes, go ahead.

Okay,

I'll handle it.

Are you awake?

Yes.

foreign

What are you doing? Are you busy?

Are you busy?

Come here.

Hit me.

Why? Hit me.

Come on, hit.

Hit here.

Harder.

Harder. Come on, hit.

I told you to hit harder. Come on.

Xitong.

Where is your hometown?

Henan.

Henan?

I've never been to Henan.

It's a small town.

What do you do there?

I sell shoes in my hometown.

What are you doing here?

I'm making a nail.

Do you fight often?

I make money with this.

Do

you

have a girlfriend?

Yes.

Do you still want to play?

Come on.

What are you

doing

tonight?

I'm going to work tonight.

Then what?

Oh

Why is there nothing here?

Why is there nothing here?

What are those people doing?

People die when they don't know anything.

They can't take anything with them after they die.

What's going on?

An Hui took me in.

Can you do a better job?

Isn't this a good job?

I'm a man, unlike you women.

You'll get paid if you smile.

It's already April, and you're still alive in March.

Where is this

place?

Outside.

Do I have money?

Right now?

What is it?

um

What are you doing?

What are you doing here?

There's a guest.

I

told

you to come back in the afternoon.

We are now on the most famous river in the UK.

This river is the longest in the UK. It's the same as the Yangtze River in

China.

Later, we will pass Da Benzhou, Guohui,

Taide Modern Museum, and Qianxi Bridge. We will see all these places.

Now you can take photos easily.

Slow it down,

slow it down.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

If you wouldn't mind turning around.

And now the heart.

This great arching thing here is of course the aorta going down to the

umbilicus and then dividing and feeding the legs.

In here we have the left and anterior descending artery, the widow maker,

as we call it.

That will kill you. That's where the heart attack will normally happen.

And we have three main blood vessels here.

These two supplying blood and dividing to supply the arms.

Particularly interesting up here, the left common carotid artery.

The external feeds blood to the face and the scalp.

The internal feeds blood to the brain.

Thanks for today. We'll need you again next week.

What's this?

A cheque.

Do you have a UK bank account?

No.

In this country, everybody has a bank account.

You have to have one.

Otherwise, I can't pay you.

Are you new here?

Yes. What's your name?

Lime. Lime.

That's a nice name.

I've been coming here for years.

Every week, regular as clockwork.

Apart from the past few months.

My wife was very ill.

And then she died.

We were married 35 years.

Sit up.

I've been to China.

Went to Beijing in the 70s.

Everyone wore the Chairman Mao uniform.

You know, grey with brass buttons.

Everyone rode bicycles.

Is China still like that?

this is

I know you, don't I?

Where do I know you from?

Oh, yes, the massage parlor.

Uh, May, isn't it?

Can I get you a drink?

Sure you don't want anything?

Maybe some hot water.

Hot water?

With a tea bag?

Only hot water.

Excuse me.

Can I get another half and a cup of hot water, please?

A cup of hot water? Yes, please.

On its own.

Do you live around here?

Half a beer?

A cup of hot water.

Thank you.

Is your beer expensive?

Sorry?

Is this expensive?

The beer?

Not that expensive.

Do you have work?

Do I have a walk?

Walk. Oh, do I work? No, I'm retired.

How do you live?

I have my pension.

a bank account.

Sorry? Bank account.

Yes, I have a bank account.

Funny question.

Please say these words after me.

I do solemnly declare I do solemnly declare.

That I know not. That I know not. Of any lawful impediment. Of any lawful

impediment. Why I, Geoffrey Hunt.

Why I, Geoffrey Hunt.

May not be joined in matrimony. May not be joined in matrimony.

With Lee May.

With Lee May.

Lee May, please say these words after me.

I do solemnly declare.

I do solemnly declare.

That I know not.

That I know not. Of any lawful impediment. Of any lawful

impediment. Why I, Li Mei.

Why I, Li Mei.

May not be joined in matrimony.

May not be joined in matrimony.

With Geoffrey Hunt.

With Geoffrey Hunt.

What does Lagerlaut mean?

Lagerlaut.

Lagerlaut.

Lagerlaut. It's a young man who drinks too much beer and makes a nuisance of

himself.

Make what?

Annoys people.

Annoys people.

Annoys people. So he's a good man or a bad man?

Bad man.

Well, not a bad man, an unpleasant man.

How do you take your tea? Strong with milk and one sugar, please.

How did you take your tea?

One sugar, please.

Perhaps you'd be better taking the bus. It's a long walk. Perhaps you're taking

your bus.

It's a long walk.

As an immigrant, I should learn to speak English.

I should always pay my taxes.

I should always pay my tax.

I hope our dreams come true.

I hope my dreams come true

Before

you attack

What did you teach?

Mathematics.

I hate mathematics.

I was never out of the water when I was a boy.

Used to come here every day in the summer.

I loved it when the sea was really rough.

Made my father angry.

But you can't swim now.

Too old.

Do you want to swim?

Me can't swim.

Didn't they teach you at school?

No.

Everyone should learn to swim.

You hungry?

Let's go home.

I'm hungry.

Again?

I want eat some meat.

Today we eat English food.

I don't want eggs anymore.

Don't worry.

I've ordered something different.

Hello?

15 pound please

Hey

boss, how about the tip?

Take care, bye

It's not English food.

It's Indian food.

Chicken tikka masala, the most popular English dish.

No.

No, please.

No.

I'm sorry.

Fucking bastard!

Bye!

Sorry,

we're closing now.

Hello miss, so the kitchen is closed now I'm hungry

Hey, I took some food to your house, isn't it?

A few weeks ago.

Oh yes, hello.

Is it okay? Was the food good?

Why you always put the dead woman things here?

Those things are part of my past.

My past is very important to me.

I am your wife now. I live here.

Oh, fuck off.

Did you

enjoy it?

So, this old man is your husband?

I don't want to go back.

Don't be silly. What are you talking about?

You have a nice big house. He's a nice man.

It's not my home.

It's your home now. You're married to him, yes?

Look, he's still lucky to be there.

He said, fuck off to me.

Please, look.

It's very late now. You must go, okay?

Please.

I don't want to go back.

Please don't tell your husband you stay here.

I don't want go back Good

night

How

long to

fly from your country to here

Nine hours.

A fox killed her last night.

I suppose... I'll just have to learn to live without her.

Come, come, come, it's okay, come.

I won't leave you.

I don't leave you. Come on, push.

Pull your head up.

Yes, it's okay. Keep, keep, keep.

It's okay.

You look like a little doggy.

Come, come. Good, good.

That's it.

Good, yes.

Good. Come on, come to me. Come.

I won't do it again, I promise.

doing my dealing, right, you know what I mean? Had a scout about and stuff, and

as soon as I walked in, there was this fucking bloke having a, you know, having

a bit of a butchers at me.

Went over and played like, you know, doing a fucking picture of what's going

on, and like, mumbling, he couldn't hardly speak.

And then I says, listen, what the fuck are you looking at, you know what I

mean? Are you serious, man? So, I goes down to see, down to the club and see

what's going on.

What is this?

It's just some meat.

Meat? What meat?

It's pork.

Pork? Are you mad? I can't eat pork.

In my country, if you're poor, you just eat everything you can get.

God said we can't eat pork.

Why not?

Pig is dirty.

But I washed it.

No, pig is always dirty.

Pig, pig eat everything.

Pig even eat their own shit.

You eat fish.

Fish shit in the water and then drink the water.

Why don't you put your hair like that?

Why? I like it.

I never put my hair like that. I see it in the love DVD.

Love DVD?

The oriental girl, she put her hair like that.

What's that?

For you.

Put it on.

You look lovely.

Where did you buy it?

Where did you buy it?

I took it from the market.

Took?

What does took mean?

You mean steal it?

Right?

Yeah, yes.

Why steal?

You look lovely.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Stupid, why do you steal things?

Don't worry, it's okay.

I don't want them.

The main thing is that he comes to the mosque and he prays. That's the main

thing. Every day he's relaxed.

Relaxing is not his problem. So you want to scare him, that's the thing? No, no,

no.

Just relax

See

from this you are ten weeks pregnant

Why don't you speak to me?

I'm not a plant.

Speak to me.

Stop reading my stupid book.

Please don't do that.

I think it best if you leave.

It's no good for you here.

I want to be with you.

I think I'm going to go back to India.

England is not my home.

It's okay.

Come to me.

Water, water on the seas To my left they

rose and leave To my right cross

seven seas Maybe, maybe

my seeds will cross and then take root

and leave you to an empty

room

Distance makes the heart grow weak So that the mouth can barely

speak Except to those who hide their needs

And I have read the golden seal

That tells of how the seedlings feel

But my only things are clear

Baby boy, I'm staying

here Lonely, lonely, that

was you

我住在大海边上,是个很远很远的地方。 无数个故事要对你讲

,要对你讲。 我出生在冬天

,是个很冷很冷的早上。

无数首歌要对你唱

,要对你唱。

Hi, how are you?

I don't know.

我住在大海边上 是个很远很远的地方

is