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[intro music]

All right, that's enough of that.

Chat, this shit's got to get better.

Give me vids. Good vids.

Scary vids. It's Halloween.

The Ralph reacts Halloween hangout. Hit me with it.

Uh, you're the one that's

supposed to be entertaining us.

Dobby, you don't get it, man.

[aggressive chugging]

[Belch]

Like we're hanging.

We're vibin' in this bitch. Alright?

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Ralph, love vibing with you on this Saturday night.

Aye, appreciate you Kenny,

but if, uh, we're both here on a Saturday night,

a Halloween night, things aren't looking too good.

Why don't you watch the car crash with vids. Guys...

Look man, that Red Asphalt shit, isn't it.

Guys, listen man, all I do is I get on here, alright?

And I sit and I wait. Don't you have anything for me?

Like, don't you wanna hear what I have to say about...

...things?

Life, all that crap?

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I'll put my nuts in your mouth if you

don't shut the fuck up.

[Screaming]

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I have something for you.

Okay, Lloydo. Hey, I'll do anything.

Are you sure you want to see? Lloydo...

I don't know if you notice,

but the people aren't giving me much more.

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Be careful what you wish for.

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Yo. Did anybody else just feel an earthquake right now?

Whoa. Whoa. Yo, where'd y'all come from?

Ralph? Honey, are you all right?

Mom.

I'm on stream!

I'm just checking on you.

I'm at peak viewership! God!

Ralphie! Don't do that!

Then get the fuck away then!

Hey, sorry about that chat.

Can't even express myself around here without

that witch breathing down my neck.

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Show must go on.

Okay. Lloydo, bro,

you becoming the goat around here!

[airhorn noises]

Hey, let's check it out.

[Intro Music]

This world is hard to explain.

What we can't see knows more than we do.

Tonight...

We're gonna bring light to dark. Only then--

[Van door Opens.]

Dude, I told you I was doing the fricking intro.

I need batteries!

Why didn't you get them when we got here?

I told you to unload them, but you were too busy. Scratchin--

Welcome to our first ghost hunt.

Tonight, we're diving deep into the story that leads

to the disappearance of one of our heroes. Kyleseesghosts.

Some say hero. Others say villain.

Exactly Barry, a few months ago,

Kyle had a falling out with his business partner Ellis,

which led to a meltdown on live,

which had everyone wondering what his fucking problem was.

Kyle was on top of the prank and paranormal world,

but the pressure of success

wasn't something he could handle.

[Orgasmic chanting]

- Oh, you are in here. You are in here.

Oh my God!

[Euphoric Screaming]

Following their split

Ellis blew it all up.

How much of that was real?

Ah. Oh, no. No.

Alright, so you're telling me, bro, it was all fake.

Yeah, man. No, I, I love ghost hunting with Kyle.

It was fun.

But I wouldn't characterize every video as...

...nonfiction.

I mean, there were times we felt like we had

to produce something more.

Oh, yo,

That's a reel, that's a reel, did we get that?

Then Kyle went postal.

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Oh my God, I can't believe he say that.

I never fake anything! For real!

[Screaming]

That fucking idiot. That fucking idiot!

I thought he's my fucking friend.

Fuck him! Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Listen to me. Listen to me.

I'm gonna show you it's fucking real.

I'm gonna fucking show it you.

They did my man dirty as hell.

A few months ago, Kyle teased a final video from an

undisclosed location.

And considering that he can't leave the city due

to an ongoing harassment case,

we've determined his location as...

...local.

[Mysterious Music]

After our extensive research, we deduced

that Kyle landed here, the Acme building.

What was once the site

of a homestead now stands abandoned due to a tragedy

that left the Acme Company... barbecued.

In the early 1950s, the country saw an economic boom

that brought the beef to every American's table.

But the boom went bust.

What was once a meat packing warehouse turned

into a brewery.

Business owners tried

and failed to keep the bar open, reporting multiple signs

of ghosts and ghouls.

We're going to gather a range of recordings using

Specialized equipment.

Our theory is that Kyle was close to a discovery

that would've saved his name in the ghost hunting

community. We want in.

We will leave no stone unturned.

As long as your shit doesn't explode again.

Give it a rest.

[Door Creaks]

[Lock Snaps]

We're in.

Our first step in understanding the understandable is

to reach out to those who remain misunderstood.

Alright, hold it.

I'm holding it.

Stop. Fucking the zoom. It was good.

It's good. Go, go.

We'll be starting our investigation

by searching for witnesses.

The spirit box will allow us to hear the testimony

of the damned.

Faaaacts!

Right-- It cycles through am radio frequencies, which

ghosts can grab onto, which allow 'em to speak to us.

Yo, wouldn't that be dope if the ghost, like,

if he like used a Drake song

and let us know like where Kyle was?

Let's turn it on.

[Radio Frequencies]

If there is anyone in the room

with us...speak.

We are here to listen.

If you have something on your mind...

Maybe you were tortured

or, or disturbed?

I bet the fire hurt you.

Right, yeah. Now that fire must have been so not it.

[Ghostly Whispers]

What was that?

Killing? Who was killing?

[Ghostly Whispers]

Living traces?

Are you trying to tell us that Kyle's here?

[Ghostly Whispers]

[Load Crash]

Whatever is going on here, we have to go deeper.

What about the equipment?

Well, some things can't be measured, Barry.

Only witnessed.

The fuck are you talking about?

We're close.

How close?

Super.

Alright guys, with this thermal imaging camera,

I'm gonna track paranormal movement

by spotting differences in temperature.

Dude!

Gimme it!

Not on your life!

You bumbling around in the dark isn't good content.

You've dropped way too many of my cameras.

This one's expensive!

Well, what am I supposed to do then?

Alright, uh,so...

Barry and I decided to split up. Cover more ground.

[Bell Jingles]

Yeah. Barry wanted me to tell you

that this had helped track paranormal movement or whatever.

[Bell Jingles]

If you're there, move a bell

or, or something.

[Bell Jingles]

Come on, man.

What was that?

What was that?

What the frick? Barry!

[Radio Frequencies]

Whoever's there I, I can feel your pain.

I can tell someone tore you down.

I recognize it.

[Footsteps]

Jesus!

I think I saw something.

What are you talking about?

Just come look.

Dude, it was right there!

A figure... it turned around the corner.

A figure?

Jesus Christ...

Look at this.

[Thermal Camera Whirs]

Ectoplasm.

I'm getting something.

[Camera Whirs Off]

Oh no... Barry?

Hold on. We're close.

[Liquid Tinkling]

Is that?

What the hell?!

What the hell!

We're so sorry!

No freaking way!

Who are you guys?!

Dude!

How did you find me?

You are the freaking man!

You aren't supposed to be in here.

Who the fuck-- who are you?

We're just some amateurs.

Invesigating the same thing you are.

So you guys aren't federal or nothing?

No, we're chill, Bro. Does it look like it?

[Euphoric Moans]

This building is a burial ground.

[Euphoric Moans]

So I'm trying to use the remains as a vessel

to herd paranormal spirits in communication

with our realm, our plane.

That's insane!

Did Ellis know about this?

Nah. Nah. Nah. He had no idea.

But I have been running in issues,

you know, finishing what I started.

Yeah.

It happens to me all the time.

Barry, show him the stuff.

Wow. Y'all are serious.

Dude we're a hella fucking serious bro. Um...

Yeah, Barry has something could help you.

Oh, now you want to use it?

Will you just show him?

This is it.

What does it do?

Well, in theory, it creates an arc.

English, Barry!

Plasma machine. Ghosts can grab onto it like a ball of light.

That's dope, man! For real!

Fuck...

You'll want to see it?

See what?

What I have been working on.

What you're about to see is a breakthrough of metaphysics

and paracientific theories.

For real.

I told you.

This is the site where I have been.

What I have been working on.

This is the factory worker

that I have discovered while escavating various spots

of increased paranormalous energy.

Ah... significant have come to my attention that would

otherwise have gone undiscovered.

So...

Some serious shit's come to light?

Exactly, bro!

[Thud]

[Flies Buzzing]

Dude, that's not a factory worker.

I know.

Holy freak.

Why isn't the body buried or old?

You are going to help me.

No, no. I think that you're good...

Yeah.

No, you are gonna help me now!

Alright.

What?!

[Cart Rolling]

[Power Drilling]

[Euphoric Moans]

All right, it's ready.

This is all you, bro.

Okay.

[Euphoric Moans]

We rolling?

What's up guys?

We're here with the Kyleseesghosts.

That's right. We found him.

Never went anywhere, my dudes.

I have been working on something groundbreaking.

No kidding. Tonight we're going

to make this legend live up to his name.

Behind me is a device I've designed

to create plasma at a rate

that could sustain a large quantity for an extended period.

Fascinating!

In theory, it it

should create a ball that a spirit can connect to.

We will capture the anomaly on camera.

Proof of the spiritual energy trapped in this factory.

Contact...

A chance!

For weeks,

I have been exploring this factory in hopes of finding

why the tortured souls inside these walls remain.

I want to help them cross into a better place.

Uh...

Alright, are we good? Yes.

Let's begin.

Commencing arc.

[Microwave Beeps]

[Plasma Zaps]

Amazing. Come, come get a shot of this.

I don't think it's safe to go--

Come here!

If you are there, please, say something!

[Electrical Cut Out]

That's it?

Just give it a second...

[Digital Glitch]

[Explosion]

I can't look. Did it get him?

Oh, man.

[Ghostly Howling]

No freaking way!

Did it work?

My vision...

I can see something...

Ellis?

I don't know if that's a good idea.

Oh shit!

[Distorted Glitching]

Are you getting this?

[Metallic Clink]

[Ghostly Screams And Glitching]

Go! Go! Go!

What did you do?!

What did I do? How was I supposed to know

that shit was gonna happen!

I thought that this shit was nonsense!

We have to get the equipment.

No, we need to leave!

[Ghostly Howling]

Forget the equipment dude!

We have to have evidence.

[Ghostly Howling]

Fuck this!

Fuck. I'm gonna be sick.

[Ghostly Howling]

What?

[Radio Frequencies]

What do you wanna say?

Isn't there anything? A sign?

Fuck, no one's gonna believe this shit.

I gotta have all of it. As much evidence as possible.

Oh shit. Oh shit,

Ellis?

[Ghostly Screams]

Hello? Hello? Can anyone hear me?

[Screams Through Radio]

Bruh, that shit was weird.

Hey, definitely savage

how those dudes rolled up on 'em though? Huh?

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What the fuck did you make us watch?

Houdini,Man, blame Lloydo. I don't know what that shit was.

Probably fake. Hey, welcome.

For those of you that just joined us, I got a lot

of fun shit playing for that Halloween hangout.

Oh, hey, let me give you guys a room tour.

All right. This is it. The room tour! Yeah.

I got my, you know my snacks right here.

My, my spooky candles. Oh, check this one out.

Wait, let's turn this on. Oh, ah, spooky.

And then right over this way. Oh, wait, don't, all right.

I got more Googas. Here. Look at this. Ah, spooky.

You know what I'm saying? Got more Googas right over here.

Look at that one. I hung these all up myself.

You guys believe that shit? Aye.

Oh, then we got this stuff right here. Woo.

And then we got the cobwebs right over there. Oh, dude.

What? Be careful of them. Spiders,know what I'm saying?

Ralphie?

Mom!

I fucking told you!

Mom?

Just leave me alone when I'm on stream.

Okay?

Hey, sorry about that chat.

[Burp]

You guys ever think about that shit when you go,

[Door Slams]

What the fuck?

Mom?

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Ralph, why don't you go see?

Hey, uh, time for that next vid, right chat?

Besides it's snack time.

[Airhorn Noises]

Hey, drop some snacks in the chat.

All right. All right. Here we go.

Salutations wondrous mother lovers.

If you're new here, I am

Mommy Rachel, formerly guru Rachel.

And this is the world of holistic mommying.

[Upbeat Intro Music]

Let's not delay it any longer.

If you can read the title of this video,

then you already know what's happening.

I am a Vunt girl. Ah!

Oh my goodness. Isn't this beautiful?

Oh, as a new mom, I have

to vulnerable new times.

Every day is new times.

Out of everyone, Birdie Harris, flipping Birdie Harris picks me out

of like thousands.

I don't have to work very hard,

but I just came out with these new Vunt products

and they're a game changer.

This is the second best thing to ever happen to me.

The first of course, being Baby Tay. Shout out to Baby Tay.

Everyone. I'm just so happy to be Vunt.

I'm like officially part of the club.

Dear mommy, may your days be filled with sunshine

and as many cups of coffee as possible.

LOL. The Vulnerability Under New Times is a five day

experience for new moms ready

to really connect their inner mama.

Love birdie. Love.

Love is so important. I love you too.

Birdie, can't wait to meet you in

[Baby Cries]

Duty calls.

I think Birdie put it best when she said,

listen to your child cry.

You never know when you'll hear it again.

Don't forget to tune into the live stream below. Peter.

Just put up the LEDs in the fish tank. Finally.

So you can check in on Baby Tay whenever you want.

Salutations wondrous Mother lovers.

I am so excited to begin.

Dear Mommy, Rachel, that me, I wanted to treat you

because in your video, your biggest mom security was

how terrible your skin was during pregnancy.

I've included my very own line of RB cleanser

with cane sugar and nine-oxytocin acid.

Oh yes. Healthy acids like

that really help keep your face firm.

Pair it with the LED face mask included here.

Oh, I have always wanted to try this cleanser.

Oh wow.

I have just washed my face

and I can already feel a difference.

Oh, time da mask. Wow, look at that.

I feel like I'm in Euphoria.

I do not condone drug use.

If you need to help, please do not hesitate in getting it.

Salutations Vunt-y stuz!

Let's see what we have in our Vunt haul today.

It's clothing. Oh my goodness.

Look at all of these beautiful colors and finds.

We have a Vunt hat,

and then it looks like we've got some clothing with a bunch

of different Vunt designs on it.

And you know what? I think it's best if I just try

them all on for you.

This is the first outfit, and it is just so fabulous.

And the Vunt logo all the way across the top.

Love the gray contrasting with the white

and the location of the logo.

It comes with matching shorts with a vertical logo.

I just love this simplified logo on the shorts

and on the t-shirt.

I had a small lactation issue,

and I was originally going to cut this part

of the video out,

but I thought, what about the moms whose

pillows leak in public?

I'm just like you. Oh my God.

Oh no. Being a mom is just full of surprises.

Am I right? Ladies? Two days till P day.

Before we start today, I just wanna say a huge thank you

to Birdie for my LED face mask.

I can already feel a difference. I'm feeling more confident.

You know what else makes me feel confident? Health tea.

Health tea is shakra aligning supplements.

It's helped me get my body back after Baby Tay. Use my code.

MommyRachel22 for 5% off your order.

Now, back to the main event.

So first up, we have CBD yummies.

They make me feel so calm.

Just call me a pothead because I love how chewy

and flavorful they are.

All right, next is sardines. Wow.

Sardines are so full of vital nutrients like iron

and I'm sorry, I can't try this.

I I really hoped that I could try this for you,

but ever since Baby Tay... Fish and I just don't mix.

So here you go.

They do look really yummy though. Ooh, bath salts!

And next is, what is this

sweet charcoal mulberry

and yolo yolo yolo

oxide detox mix to help clear out the old you.

Oh, don't mind if I do. Let's see.

Oh, huh.

Okay. Wow. That is actually this.

[Vomit]

Wow, that was so delicious.

I just washed my face.

And now I'm luxuriating in my LED face mask. Thanks, Birdie!

[Baby Cries]

Oh, I hear Baby Tay calling.

So that means that that's all for today.

[Baby Cries]

Oh, but don't fret. P-day is almost here.

I've been keeping mine in the freezer.

I mean, some people do the pills

and then some people put it in their smoothies,

but birdie just ate hers.

And I wanna be like Birdie.

Salutations, wondrous Mother lovers.

I'm all out of cleanser.

Some of you were just so mean to me in my last video.

So what I threw up,

I was gonna cut it out,

but that was a real moment from the day.

I mean, it's like none of that fake crud

that you see on the other channels.

I feel like some of you just don't get what Vunt is.

And you're bullying me for it.

You're bullying a new mom and God.

Baby day kept me up last night

and I, I wake up to this.

Okay.

Did you get your Juviderm in OC?

Hmm? Looks weird. You need a new doctor.

Hope this helps. What?

Juviderm You think that I have Juviderm?

What do you -- I was an all natural

yogi girl before this.

Do you even watch this channel? Do you even know?

I mean, it's people like that that really grind my gears.

That really gets me going.

I am here to document my affirmations before P-Day.

Just like you asked Birdie.

My birth story is perfect because it's authentically me.

My birth story is perfect because it's authentically me.

My birth story is perfect.

[Baby Cries]

He made me mommy.

[Meat Squirming]

I just had a bad dream

and I had to share it with you all.

I'm...I'm Vunting.

So I was in labor,

but this time, Baby Tay would tear right down

through me and then slither right back up

and then tear down again, ripping me apart

each time, worse than before.

And then he wouldn't quiet down.

So I just, and then I woke up

and I had something in my mouth.

It was long and thin

and hard.

And, and I was so scared. And until I noticed,

Oh my gosh.

And to think, oh baby Tay,

[Nails Snaps]

This small.

Perfect baby.

[Unhinged Glitching]

I'm a better mommy than all of you.

I'm a better mommy than you.

I'm a better mommy than you.

[Whispers]

[Baby Cries]

[Baby Screams]

I'm a better mommy than all of you.

Hey everybody. Oh, you gorgeous people.

So we're gonna talk about the elephant in the

room today.I caved and I bought the

Baby Bapa Warmer.

I can't wait for you guys to see this one.

Let's see.

Howdy, howdy.

Oh, hey, Mamallama.

Oh, I'm so sorry about your puppers.

Bushy-beaverrrr. All good puppers

Go to heaven, I promise. Let's see.

Have you seen Rachel's live stream?

I don't know any Rachels.

Okay, so I can't wait to show this to you guys.

The packaging is so cute.

It's so my aesthetic,

and I really think this will be a big help.

It's linked in my storefront.

Okay, let's see.

There's someone behind you.

Come on every single time. Oh my God!

Who the frick are you? Chris!

Did you watch my video?

What? Chris!

I did everything you told me.

My insides were delicious.

Were yours yummy?

You're the sweepstakes winner.

You picked me.

I'm so thankful that you picked me.

Please somebody call the police.

That's how people die.

You didn't answer me.

Were your insides yummy?

That's not what Vunt is about. You didn't have to.

No, no, I didn't have to silly.

But I wanted to, I wanted to see

how the best mommy did it.

And now I'm not trying to be rude,

but I think I am a teensy bit better than you.

I'm just like you, just a little bit better.

Like I'm more real than you

and you're just a square on my computer.

And

[Glitched Struggles And Screams]

Oh my God!

[Glitched Struggles And Screams]

Wait!

[Screams]

[Bloody Squelches]

Birdie said it best.

Listen to your child when they cry.

You never know when you'll hear it again.

Lloydo, chat, what the fuck did we just watch?

[Crunch]

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What happened with your mom?

For real? Who cares about my mom?

Yo, I'm just staying here until I find an apartment.

My Forex is about to take off. Whoo.

Hey, disclaimer. Disclaimer.

Not a financial guru or anything,

but let's just say I'm stacking bands.

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You should see what's going on out there.

It doesn't feel right.

I guess.

Besides time for another snack break.

Can I get some snacks in the chat?

Alright, little field trip

to see if my mom's dead or something.

[Door Opens]

Mom, sorry for screaming earlier.

Do we have any cheesy popcorn left?

All right, there we go.

Yo, how about a hot meal?

I wonder if we got any pepperoni pockets.

You know, chat,

Don't you hate it when you have something salty

and then you need something sweet to follow it up with?

But then you need that salty again. You know, Hey chat.

What are you guys doing for the Halloween Hangout?

You know, we haven't had any trick or treaters, huh?

What? You guys trying to scare me?

Something ain't gonna happen.

Oh, what the fuck-

All you do is eat.

Mom?

What the fuck are you doing?

Must be that time of the month, right chat?

Listen, sorry for all that shit--

I mean, crap, stuff I said earlier,

but do you know where the cheesy popcorn is?

I think you've had enough.

[Fridge Door Slams]

What is that supposed to mean?

God, why you always gonna be such a bitch?

I know I'm fucked up, but you know what?

That's your fault anyways. And right

When my peak viewership, you're gonna go

and have a fucking cow?

[Kiss On The Cheek]

Go feed your brother.

What?

Mom?

What the fuck are you talking about?

What's the matter with you? Mom?

Oh, what the fuck? Who the eff you? Ah, shit...

[Gurgling And Cooing]

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Ralph didn't know you had a little bro.

I don't!

At least I, I think... where are you taking me?

[Shoosh]

[Loud Bang]

Oh, what the fuck? Chat, where'd he go?

Chat? Do you see him?

Oh fuck...

What is this?

[Electrical Whirring]

What the fuck? Ow.

Ow. Oh,

What are those?

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Next video.

What the fuck?

[Labored Breathing]

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Rowan. Rowan, Rowan, help, help.

It's breaking Rowan. Help! Marek, help!

[Muffled Screaming]

Help help Guys. Guys, I think it's breaking.

I think ready!

About time.

[Muffled Screaming]

Can you hear me guys? Guys? Help!

What's up little dude Wen-heads, this is Marek Morgan

with devastating news.

Owen Douglas has been murdered.

It's not fair.

[Struggling]

No guys.

Don't worry, Owen. I will-- I

I, Dang it.

Cut. Cut. Damnit. You guys cut!

Owen. Dude, you're fine.

Stop being a pussy.

Avenge. Avenge is your line.

Avenge.

Let's hear it avenge there. Beautiful. Go Practice.

I'll get you in a minute. Avenge.

[Muffled Screams]

God, that guy is such a creep, right?

I like him. Just needs that line. Yeah.

Anyways, like I was saying, the show is like

Hot Ones, but with yoga,

so the hottest celebs in the hottest positions.

I mean, guys, come on. Right?

What?

And my team also wants like a big

celeb for the first episode.

And they... I was wondering if--

I'll do it.

Really? Oh my God.

Is there anything that I can--

Water?

Okay. Yeah.

Water. I love water.

[Muffled Screaming]

Hey, Marek...

Dude, I love seeing you do the videos and everything.

I, it's sick to see everything,

but I thought we were just gonna

hang out. But what happened to that?

Hey, hey, hey, we are gonna hang out.

We just need to get these shots.

This isn't Daring Dude's material.

It's Wen-in-trouble, you know?

But we're gonna do it. It's gonna be quick.

It's gonna be easy. And we'll get back to everything. Okay?

We're gonna like still kick it after, right?

Of course, of course. That's

why I brought you out here.

You're doing great. Appreciate it, bro. Looks so good. Okay.

You good? Thanks, dude. Do you need a water? Are you good?

No, no, I'm good. I'm good. Awesome. Thank you.

Thank you Zeto. Rowan, Marks.

What is up little dudes Wen-heads.

This is Marek Morgan with devastating news.

Owen Douglas has been murdered!

I'm sorry bro!

It should have been me.

Help. Please,

Please.

It's starting to break. It's creaking.

Guys, guys help me.

Rowan. Don't worry. I will.

Avenger... uh.

Cut.

Get me out! Get me out! Get me out!

[Panicked Screaming]

[Wood Breaking]

He bitch cry all day. He bitch and cry all day.

Connor, he always does this. And that was a new lens.

Help me! Can you see him okay?

Fuck can you see him?

This is gonna make a great thumbnail.

Get it off.

[Wood Crashing]

No water, but all I could find was--

[Screaming]

Owen Douglas died today.

My, my good friend

and collaborator Owen Douglas died today.

He was, he was the goofball of the group.

You guys know, he was so sweet and silly and,

and fun and happy.

I though. We all thought,

but he had these battles, these demons,

and we couldn't help him with them.

And he just, Owen, like

so many young adults today lost his battle

with his substance abuse disorder.

What?!

Guys, seriously, I swear I saw like his vocal chords

and--

Okay it-- it wasn't your fault, Karrey.

Are you sure? Carter. It's

You sure, Carter? It's Carter, right?

Marek this is fucked! What's my mom gonna say?

Everyone, everyone, can I get your attention please?

Zeto Zeto. Okay.

I understand there are a lot of emotions right now,

and I hear you.

Trust me. I hear you.

But before we move on, we need to take accountability

and realize how we all played a role in Owen's

death.

What?

But Carter said, I didn't.

It's Connor, Karrey.

His name's Connor. And like I said, this is about

Accountability.

Huh? Not choosing sides.

God well, it's not my fucking fault, okay?

Meat head here caused the coffin to cave in.

Meat head?

You, you chose shit coffin.

Marek said to buy the fucking cheapest one.

What do you--

And you forced your brother to do it.

It was your dare Rowan. It was your dare.

I didn't force him.

Oh, you didn't? Should we ask him?

Guys!

Owen, Owen. Say it again!

Stop. Oh, he's dead.

He's dead.

Guys. It's okay. We're just gonna call the cops.

We'll explain to them it was an

accident and we'll all be okay.

Connor's, right.

That's why I like you. Except about the cops. No cops.

No cops. They are going to make things worse.

What we need to do right now is come together as a team.

Okay? And calm down.

We're gonna make it through this because I have a plan.

Fuck the police.

Can't you be more like Zeto?

Oh man.

Alright bro. Are you sure you can key me out?

Yes, yeah, I can. I do this all the time. Zeto, you ready?

Dah.

Beautiful, and action.

Want some drugs, Owen?

They're not my drugs. No, they're very good drugs.

Here, I'll go first.

Whoa!

Here, give it try!

Fucking cut, Marek

This is fucking retarded. Nobody's gonna believe this.

Can we not with the ableist language. Dude.

My cousin has ADHD.

I didn't mean it like that, dude. Okay.

Trust me, you feel like man of steel.

Ah, very well said buddy.

Here lemme show you how it is done.

Ooh. Like that. Now go, go give it try.

Oh, my stars Owen. Are you all right?

Marek? Help Marek, he overdose!

Cut. Cut. It is, "Oh my gosh.

Owen, what happened?"

Oh my gosh, Owen, what happened?

Perfect. Connor, can you come get the camera?

Oh my gosh, Owen, what happened?

Oh my gosh. Owen, what happened? Oh my gosh. Owen...

Oh, My.

Karrey, can you gimme a drink?

Yeah.

No. Fuck it. I'm done.

Gimme the fucking keys. Now.

Your behavior is making me uncomfortable.

Hey, just let me get you a drink too.

Yeah.

[Can Crahes]

Are you all fucking crazy?

Have you lost your mind? Let's just bury him.

And get the fuck outta here.

You are being very unprofessional right now.

But if you get it together,

the next takes gonna be a winner.

Marek...

Oh, oh. You want these?

Gimme the fucking keys.

Here.

Here you can have them.

Comeon don't fucking play with me.

Gimme the fucking keys!

Get off of him!

Get rid of them.

[Swallows]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

We're not going anywhere until we figure this all out.

Fuck this.

I'm ending this.

Go smash his phone. Don't let him get a signal.

Get this on camera.

Okay. I want to see that phone smash. Come on.

Rowan stop!

Oh man. Hello. Hi. Hi. Know this is Rowan.

Douglas, of Owen and--

Hey Buddy...

Rock!

Zeto, what the fuck?!

Man of steel, not meathead,

man of steel!

Zeto, what the fuck did you do?

Quick smash!

Fuck...

What happened?

Dude, Zeto just started chasing him and he's fucking dead!

Zeto did that?

Yes.

Do you have your phone?

What?

Gimme your phone, Connor.

Thank you. Zeto!

What the fuck happened? Marek, Marek... What's going on?

Not right now. Not right now, Karrey.

This is really not good.

What are we supposed to do? People are hurt.

We, we we need to call for help.

We need to call someone!

Karrey, It's okay.

Marek has a plan. It's gonna be okay.

Chris, what plan?

Karrey, his name's Connor and

your hysterics are freaking me out right now.

Okay. So you need to stop. Zito.

Can you lock her in the RV please?

What? What do you mean? What? What

The fuck?

Marek! Tell him to lemme go!

I, I trust you buddy.

But like, I don't see what the plan is.

What the--

Bye, Karrey.

Lemme out motherfucker.

I am, I have the plan. Don't worry about that.

Just listen to what I say please, right now.

'cause it is getting a little crazy.

Okay.

Thank you. Zeto.

It's secure, boss.

Great work. Alright, huddle up boys.

Here's the plan. So first things first,

we gotta get rid of the twins.

That's gonna, you know, that's pretty straightforward.

We're just gonna bury 'em or something.

Next we need to gaslight Karrey a little bit

more into being chill.

That should be no problem. I'll talk to her about it.

And, and then we're in the, we're home free dudes.

We're in the clear. Did you smash all the phones?

I smashed mine. I smash you.

I make smash you, Connor.

I no make smash Karrey.

Okay. You go handle Karrey.

Dah.

We're on cleanup.

Okay.

Karrey!

Where are you, huh?

Like Marek say, we don't need trouble.

You try to be hero, huh? We don't want police, you know?

God, you fucking psycho get the fuck outta here.

[Bang]

What was that?

Fucking creep!

[Stumbled fall]

What you doing? Stop!

[Scrunch]

[tearing fabric and flesh]

Oh. Oh, no.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I just need the keys. I just need the keys.

I always wanted you inside me.

I'm sorry, Zeto!

Deeper, harder!

[Meat Squelching]

Please, please!

[Flesh Tearing]

[Keys Jingling]

Karrey, what the hell are you doing?

Chris, I'm fucking leaving.

Fuck that.

Marek! Where are you, Marek?

[Flies Buzzing]

Holy shit!

Come on. Come on, please.

Hey. Easy, easy, easy. Karrey.

You okay?

Hey, I, I got the keys.

I saw that. you did good.

Now we can get outta here and call for help.

Yeah. Yeah.

Call for help...

Do you still have your phone?

Yeah. I, I am, I, I think I just need service.

Okay, well, we'll drive somewhere and get service.

Okay,okay...

Is there something wrong?

I don't know.

I I think it needs gas

Or something.

I don't think so. Bad starter. Try it again.

Okay. Okay.

[Blood Gurgles]

Jesus, Connor.

What the fuck, dude?!

Jesus, Connor, can you knock?

Back the fuck up!

Whoa, ease up, dude. What's caught into you, man?

Put the fucking knife down.

I had to do that.

No, you didn't. We could have just fucking--

We could have what?

We could have. What Connor? What could we have done? Hmm.

I have a plan. This is the only way.

You fucking lost it, man.

I saw what you did to Rowan and Owen, what the fuck?

Shut up. Go up, Connor. You're not fucking

getting it. You, you

Haven't been getting it all weekend.

This is great. This is fucking content, dude.

Are you kidding me? Meth head psychopath, murderer.

It's unbelievable. And, and Zeto actually killed--

No, you killed Karrey!

We're not gonna show him that. Connor.

Who the fuck is they, Marek!?

It's just you and me and your dead fucking friends.

Okay? We just have to come clean.

It's gonna be okay, man. It's gonna be okay.

Why can't it just be you and me, Connor?

Dude, remember how it used to be? It was so easy then.

I just wish it was us. They had a plan.

I know.

And now it's just me.

I know, dude.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry.

Wait, wait.

[Blood Gurgles]

I'm, uh, sorry I haven't been

posting lately, but I think it's time I spoke out

and told you all the truth.

I realize now that I'm responsible for

who I surround myself with.

And it's my fault that I brought Connor Brisco with us.

I-- I thought he was

the same kid I grew up with, but I was wrong.

I guess, people change.

I'm sure many of you have heard the 9-1-1 recording.

Wait Rowan, stop!

Hello. Hi.

Hi, no this-- This is Rowan Douglas, of Owen and

Hey, buddy!

Connor's actions were reprehensible,

but it's not him who we should be talking about.

It's those who he stole from us. Zeto.

The twins, Rowan

and Owen and Karrey.

That's why I've pledged 40%

of all earnings generated by the sale

of this exclusive Daring Dude's memorial sweatshirt.

And all the money is going to go to the grieving families.

Be on the lookout for more Daring videos

because I will not let a setback like this stop me

from having fun with you all.

I love you little Dudes.

This is Marek Morgan signing off.

[Electric Whirring]

[Sloppy Eating]

Why? Why are you here?

[Demonic Screams]

Time to go.

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That little boy was so oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Shut the fuck up!

Cute!

Lloydo? Man, what the fuck did you do?

Okay, so close.

Just, we just gotta get in there and shut the door

and then figure this all out.

Mom?

Fuck, guys, no dono's right now.

I just need to get back to my room.

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Hey Ralph's mom,why are you being such a bitch?

Dude!

You were just a reason to prove it, you know?

To prove it was real.

What? What are you talking about? Dad?

And now I have to flush your shit down the toilet.

When you don't remember. How is that fair?

Chat, she's insane.

Obviously she's our period.

[Demonic Growling]

Go to your room!

Ah!

Stop being fucking weird!

Finish what you started young man.

[Demonic Screams]

[Demonic Screams]

[Banging On Door]

Mistakes make mistakes, sweetie.

[Demonic Screams]

I always thought I'd leave because my mom, man,

But not like this... Not like this.

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We aren't done here, Ralph.

[Banging On Door]

Watch whatever this is

While I figure out what the fuck is going on here.

Oh, oh bet.

[Coins Jingle]

We do all this. You know? Like, we gotta give back.

Like and subscribe If you think homelessness is bad.

...line?

Are you serious? You said you were off book.

Do you want the money or not?

Sorry. It's, it's just been a day.

I mean, my mom is sick and my little brother--

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. What does any of

that have to do with you knowing your lines?

Like, do you see my confusion here? From the top.

You're not gonna kidnap me, are you?

Look-- you're not gonna kidnap me, are you? That's the line.

Say it. I'll cut around you.

Hey, what? Wait, why is this place so clean?

Well, I wanted my place to look nice on camera.

No, no. This is a low income apartment tour.

Okay. So your place, it's supposed to look shitty.

Why does me being poor mean I have

to live in a shitty place?

Jesus Christ--

[Glass Shattering]

Oh my God!

See? That's better.

What the fuck, dude?

Hey, do you want the money or not? Okay?

Because there are a ton of poor people like you

who would just love to be on my channel.

Does that make sense? Do you get that?

Yeah. No, tia that's great.

I mean, my tia gave it to me when I was little.

It reminds me of her.

Okay, well, I guess all that's left is the bathroom.

Oh wait, actually there is one more room.

It's kind of like a closet,

but I go in there sometimes to paint.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Can we see it?

Yeah.

[Loud Door Slams]

Haley, what are you doing?

Hayley? What the fuck?

Hayley, what is this?

Hayley, your closet is bigger than I thought it'd be.

[Otherworldly Drone]

What? What was that? Hayley?

Are you--Hayley?

Get me out of here!

[Chime]

Hayley, your closet smells.

[Low Drone]

What the fuck was that?

[Chime]

[Industrial Engine Whirring]

[Chime]

What was that?

What the fuck?

Don't look back. The monkey's on it?

[Loud Chime]

What the fuck? What the fuck is--

[Demonic Monkey Screams]

Fuck.

[Metallic Banging]

[Monkey Banging]

Fuck.

[Loud Chime]

[Monkey Screams]

[Gooey Swirling]

What the fuck?

Hayley, are you in here?

[Electrical Hum]

[Beep]

Hello?

Hey, what's up guys?

So today we're doing the Roman card wipe.

And so what you wanna do to get started is you just take,

[Door Knock]

Yeah?

Luke, what did we say about homework

before your little trick videos?

They're not little, okay. They're, they're important.

No, Luke, homework is important. Do you want actual skills?

These aren't skills, dad. Okay.

I- I'm gonna be an entertainer.

No, you're gonna end up on the street.

[Door Slams]

How the fuck...

[Phone Rings]

[Glitching Whine]

[Monkey Screams]

[Gooey Swirling]

[Monkey Screams]

[Gooey swirling]

[Monkey Screams]

[Gooey Swirling]

[Chill Music]

[Monkey Screams]

[Gooey Swilring]

[Monkey Screams]

[Door Slams]

[Banging On Door]

Yeah!

Oh, you know what'd be cool-

[Splat]

[Monkey Laughs]

Oh, Fuck, Fuc--

Fuck!

[Monkey Screams]

[Air Whooshing]

[Camera Thud]

Yo. Yo. This guy's perfect. Get this.

What's up you guys Today we're giving

money to homeless people.

[Coins Clink]

You take and you give, you know. Bless up.

Leave a comment below if you blessing up. You get it? Yeah.

[Banging On Door]

[TEXT-TO-SPEECH] $5 from ItNeverEnds

It's hopeless, worm.

Is anyone there, is anybody real?

[Slam]

Careful, sweetie.

What the fuck?

You wouldn't want to mess up that darling face of yours.

You bitch!

[Banging On Door]

You think I'm scared of your ugly ass? Try me!

[Screech]

Hey, hey, did you see anything?

Mom!

Come get me, you stupid bitch!

[TV Static]

What?

[TEXT-TO-SPEECH] LloydotheGyno

Remember Ralph. This is what you wanted.

I, I guess

It's time to finish.

What?

Quiet, dear. We're at peak viewership.

Oh fuck. Ah!

[Demonic Screams]

Fucking stop!

[Banging On Door]

Ralphie, I'm just trying to support you, sweetie!

Oh, please God no!

Please, chat, man, anybody out there please help!

[TEXT-TO-SPEECH] LloydotheGyno

It's over, Ralph.

[Demonic Screams]

Lloydo, man I'll do anything.

That's the problem, sweetie.

You'll do anything and you can't keep your room clean.

[Banging On Door]

Please, somebody out there!

Call the cops!

[Chewing]

[Splat]

[Click]

[Credits Music]