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What are you doing in my room?

I don't want to go to my room.

Why don't you want to go in your room?

It's depressing in there.

Everything reminds me of her.

Your girlfriend?

Yeah.

So, why is that sad?

I don't want to talk about it.

You don't want to talk about it while you're here in my room. I just came back

from studying.

I want to relax.

What's going on?

She won't talk to me anymore.

Okay, that sounds pretty weird.

But, like, did you do something to her?

No, I didn't do anything.

Okay.

She just, like, doesn't want to be with me anymore.

That really sucks.

You didn't do anything?

I mean, it wasn't anything that I did. It was just... I don't know. It feels

weird to talk about with you.

I mean...

I don't really know how else I can help you if you don't really, like, talk to

me about it. I mean, if you want, like, a girl's perspective, I can tell you

what I think. But, like, I don't know. It's usually, like, it sounds like if

she's not done with you, you probably must have done something.

It's not like what I did. It's just kind of like, I don't know, like, how I am.

How you are? I don't know. I mean, like, you're annoying as fuck because you're

my stepbro.

No, I'm not. Well, I mean, I think you're annoying because you're my

stepbro, but, like, generally speaking, like, you're not, like, the shittiest

piece of shit that I've ever shot, you know? Like, you're a decent guy, but...

You treated her really, really well. Didn't you guys just go on that, like,

really expensive vacation where you, like, spoiled her and took her to that

restaurant she's been, like, wanting to go to forever?

Well, that was the thing is, like, we, you know, we maintained for a while and

then we did that and, you know, we hadn't, we hadn't, like, like, actually,

like, hooked up or, like, done anything.

Like, we were, like, waiting, you know?

Wait, you were, what, you were waiting?

Yeah, we were, like, you know, just waiting to make sure that we, like,

really liked each other. Wait, whose idea was that?

Hers. Hers?

Like, that sounds strange as hell.

Yeah, so then, like... What happened?

Well, like, we, you know, we went to start having sex and stuff, and, like,

you know, and then... She said I had a weird penis.

She said you had a weird... I'm sorry. Yeah, she said it was, like...

It's not funny.

It's not funny.

Sorry, I shouldn't be laughing.

This is why I didn't want to talk about it with you. Oh, fuck. I'm sorry.

She said it was, like, gross and deformed and shit.

And I just, I don't think it's, I think it's normal.

I don't, I don't understand.

Do you have a weird dick?

I don't, I don't think so.

I've never.

Do you haven't had any of your other, like, exes tell you that before?

I mean, I don't really have any other exes.

I haven't been with a lot of girls.

Oh, fuck.

Um... Damn, that's crazy.

I never would have thought you had a weird dick, babe.

Fuck!

I just... I don't think it's funny.

Um... It's fucking depressing.

I don't know. Like, I feel like I was such a, you know, nice guy and it was

all for nothing.

Wait, so she broke up with you because you have a deformed dick? Yeah, she just

won't talk to me.

Isn't that fucked up?

I mean, yeah, that's kind of fucked up, but I mean, it's kind of, how fucked up

is it? Like, how fucked up is your dick?

Because your dick might just be that fucked up to where, like... It's not.

You're going to have to show me, because I don't believe you at this point.

What?

Sarah seems like she had her shit about her. Like, if she says that you have a

weird dick, like... I don't... I don't know. Like, I'm inclined to believe her.

You're just gonna have to show me.

I'm not gonna show you my dick.

Why not?

Because it's embarrassing.

Well, it's only embarrassing if you have a weird, deformed dick.

Do you?

No. Okay, then. Show me.

Dude, are you being serious?

Yeah, whip it out.

Mom and dad aren't home. They're not going to be back for a while.

Go on.

Don't make me make this even weirder.

Okay, call me.

Yeah. Maybe you can tell me if it's, like, weird or something. I don't know.

How would you know?

Um...

I mean, is that what it, is it, are you hard right now?

I know, not really.

I mean, does it look different when it's hard?

I'm not saying it's weird.

Yeah. Does it look weird to you though?

I mean, I don't, I don't think it looks that weird. It doesn't like,

it maybe it's like, it looks mostly straight.

i don't know and like crooked dicks are like not even weird like girls actually

like that like megan stallion wrote that like happen hook song or whatever so

like i don't think that that would be the problem but i mean maybe i don't

know i think you should get hard so that i can like really determine get

hungry what do you mean like if your dick's gonna be like

weird when it's really hard

Well, you want me to jerk off or something?

I mean, yeah, why not?

Because you're... You're here, dude.

So? It's not like we're actually related. It's not a big deal.

No one's going to know.

Okay.

You know, it's harder.

It's harder to hear.

I feel like... I'm not really going to be able to with you.

They're... What, like, making you uncomfortable the way that I'm, like,

watching you?

Yeah, a little bit.

Well, I could help if that's, like, less awkward.

I don't know. Is that awkward?

What do you mean, help?

Well,

it doesn't seem weird in my mouth.

We should be doing this?

Oh, I don't know if we should be doing this.

That's not funny.

When's the next time you're going to get a girl to look at your weird dick?

You should just shut up and take it.

It's not that weird.

It's not that weird.

No. I don't think it's weird at all.

I mean, I don't know. Is your cum super weird or something?

No. She said it was your dick, though.

Does it feel different when it's, like, inside or something? I don't know. It

doesn't seem like there's anything that would feel side of my mouth.

Oh, fuck.

You have pretty big balls. Did she say anything about that?

I like big balls, though.

I think it's really fun when they, like, slap against your clit.

What? I don't know. Do you think you have big balls?

I don't know.

I think they're kind of big and fun to play with.

Does she suck on your balls like this?

No, she never does stuff like that.

Well, well.

We didn't really catch anything.

Maybe that's part of the problem.

Maybe she just wasn't open-minded enough.

I can't believe I'm saying this right now, but I'm actually a little horny.

I'm sucking your dick.

It's not weird, is it?

I mean, it was like 12 minutes ago.

It was definitely horny, too.

Yeah.

Wow.

What do you think? Do you think your sexist could give a head like this?

I don't think you have anything to be embarrassed about.

I think your dick seems just fine to me.

You really think so?

Yeah.

I mean, it seems perfectly fuckable.

It definitely seems really fuckable.

I don't know.

I think he's kind of cute.

I think he was just being a bitch.

Really?

Yeah.

Just like your dick any day.

And you don't even have to feel bad, and you know why?

There's a lot of guys who make fun of me because my tits are so small.

But I think that they're, like, just fine, right?

Do you think that they're too small?

No, I think they're really nice, actually.

Yeah?

Do you want to touch them?

Seriously? Yeah. I mean, you're going to appreciate them.

I love having my boobs tied with.

I want to feel you inside me.

I think we can.

No one's gonna know.

I'm sure.

It'll be our secret.

You know, it's the only way for me to, like, really know for sure.

And then you can really rest assured.

Oh, fuck.

I want to try it.

Can you help me take my clothes off?

You can't get a button? Are you still wearing it? You can't even get it?

I don't want to wear these things.

I don't want to wear these things. Oh my god.

Nobody's gonna know.

They are secret.

Oh, God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God, your cock feels so good.

I don't know what the fuck she was talking about.

You're already fucking me. Come on.

You gotta start the way. Oh, fuck.

Kiss me.

Oh, fuck.

fucking kidding me i shouldn't just you i can't believe you fucking came that

fast i'm sorry come on you can't keep going i shouldn't just keep going i

want your fucking dog inside me please where

oh my god right fucking now i was right about to fucking come right now yes you

don't want to make me fucking come are you really gonna be a dick like that

Come on, you're gonna make me regret this.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

I want you to fuck the shit out of me.

I want you to really give me that fucking cock.

like that here to make me break me down, yeah, oh, fuck, oh,

oh my god, yeah, this is deeper, yeah, I want to show you all the way inside me,

uh-huh, fuck.

oh oh

UGH!

me cum this time.

Let's see, how's it taste?

It tastes like cum. It tastes great.

You don't even have weird cum. I don't know what that girl's on, but I think

she was just being a cunt.

Your dick's fine.

Yeah, you think so?

Yeah, I think so.

any time just to make sure, but, like, I think that you're, oh, it makes me want

to cry.