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[Man] MARK JACKSON
PREPARES TO SHOOT.
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HE EYES THE HOOP.
THE BALL IS UP.
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AND IT'S GOOD! HE DOES IT! THAT'S
49 CONSECUTIVE FREE THROWS.
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FORTY-NINE IN A ROW.
MARK'S GOING FOR 50 STRAIGHT.
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- MARK, UH, HOW DO YOU FEEL?
- GET YOUR CHECKBOOK READY.
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I'M ONE SHOT AWAY FROM PAYDAY.
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THE SCENE: CLIPPERS'S
PRACTICE. THE CHALLENGE:
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CAN MARK JACKSON SINK 50
CONSECUTIVE FREE THROWS?
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THE WAGER: $5,000. MARK,
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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LOOSE.
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ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THAT MICHAEL
JORDAN HAS A PIECE OF THE ACTION TODAY?
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NO. MICHAEL JACKSON?
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NO. PETE ROSE?
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NO. M-MAGIC JOHNSON?
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NO. KEITH JACKSON?
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NO. ALL RIGHT.
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THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE CASH.
HERE WE GO, MARK. TAKE IT AWAY.
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HE LOOKS AT THE BUCKET
AND... OH, MY GOODNESS!
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OUT OF NOWHERE, TONYA HARDING,
CRANKED UP ON DOUGHNUTS AND CHEAP LIQUOR,
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HAS CLUBBED MARK
JACKSON! [Yells]
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[Yells] WHY? WHY? OW!
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- [Laughing]
- ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
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♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
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- ♪ TAKE IT FROM MEIT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
- HI-YAH!
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ AND HOW WOULD YA... HOW
WOULD YA... HOW WOULD YA F... ♪
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♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
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♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
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[Echoing] ♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS
SAFE TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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[Turntable Scratching]
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
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[Laughing]
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THAT'S ALL THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT.
COME ON. TIME'S A-WASTIN, JOSH.
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LET'S MOVE IT. COME ON. THAT
STUFF... ALL RIGHT. NO, NO...
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WAIT. NO. THAT STUFF STAYS HERE TILL
MR. EWING'S DONE WITH THE INTERVIEW.
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GEEZ, GET IT TOGETHER, WILL
YA? MAN, IT SMELLS LIKE... [Indistinct]
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HEY, BROTHER, WHAT'S UP?
EXCUSE ME, HOME PLATE. [Laughs]
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NOW, DID I HEAR YOU
MENTION PATRICK EWING?
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YES, THE NBA IS BAM-TASTIC.
WHO-WHO-WHO THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS?
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THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU
TO ASK, HOME DEPOT.
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I'M CLAVELL. AND
I'M HOWARD TIBBS III.
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[Together] AND WE ARE FUNKY
FINGER FOOTWEAR. YOU DIG IT?
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LET ME GIVE YOU ONE OF MY CARDS.
YOU KNOW, I'M FRESH OUT. HOWARD.
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BAM! [Yells]
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UH, THIS SAYS CALL
MISTRESS RAVEN AT 976-BUTT.
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OH, THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND
SHEILA'S BUSINESS LINE.
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MAN, ASK HER TO BANG ON THE
FIRE EXTINGUISHER FOUR TIMES.
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THE FIRST 14 SECONDS
ARE FREE, MY MAN. OH.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO
TELL ME. LISTEN, UH, UH...
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I DON'T WANNA BREAK THE BAD NEWS,
BUT IF YOU WANT MR. EWING'S AUTOGRAPH,
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YOU GOTTA WAIT COURTSIDE
LIKE ALL THE OTHER FANS.
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FANS? AU CONTRAIRE,
FRED ASTAIRE.
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NOW, WE ARE "BIDNESS" MEN,
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AND WE'RE HERE TO OFFER
MR. EWING A LUCRATIVE CONTRACT...
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TO ENDORSE OUR NEW
LINE OF BASKETBALL SHOES.
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HOWARD. BAM!
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OH, LOOK OUT NOW. HO, HO, HO.
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WATCH YOURSELF.
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I THINK BIG MAN DONE
BROKE MY FOOT, MAN.
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OH, THAT'S ALL
RIGHT NOW. [Laughing]
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NOW, ARE YOU MR. EWING'S
"REPRESENTACION"?
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UH, NO. I'M JUST THE
EQUIPMENT MANAGER, BIG DAVE.
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UH, BUT, UH, I'LL TELL YOU GUYS.
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MR. EWING HAS HIS OWN
SHOE COMPANY. [Laughs]
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NO BIGGIE, HOMO SAPIEN. SEE,
'CAUSE HE GONNA CHANGE HIS TUNE...
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WHEN HE SEES OUR DAZZLING
FUNKY FLIER TV COMMERCIAL...
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IN ROUGH CUT FORM,
YOU UNDERSTAND.
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HOWARD! ♪♪ [Scatting]
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BAM!
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I GOT A BAD HEART.
ALL RIGHT NOW.
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YOU MIGHT WANNA CUT BACK
ON THE FATBURGERS. [Laughs]
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ALL RIGHT, BUDROW.
KICK IT. HEY, BUDROW.
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WE TRYING TO GET A FEW WORDS
WITH BASKETBALL STAR ISIAH THOMAS...
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TO SEE WHY HE ONLY
WEARS THE FUNKY FLIER.
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GO ON. GET SOME, BRO. MAN,
GET THAT CRAP OUTTA MY FACE.
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MAN, HOW DOES HE DO THE THINGS
HE DOES? GOT TO BE THE SHOE.
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GOT TO BE THE SHOE. HEY, MAN, I
HEAR RODMAN'S IN TROUBLE, MAN.
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GO ON. TOUCH IT.
HOLD IT ONE TIME, MAN.
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HEY, MAN, IT SMELLS
LIKE A DEAD, WET CHIA PET.
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HEY MAN, WHAT'S
YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?
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I'M NOT LAMBIER, MAN. I WILL KICK
MY FOOT OFF... COME ON. NOT HERE.
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HEY, WATCH IT, WATCH
IT! LOOK OUT! SECURITY!
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THANKS A LOT, GUYS.
IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
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PRETTY DARN GOOD, IF
YOU ASK ME. THANK YOU, MAN.
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YOU KNOW THAT'S
RIGHT. ALL UP IN THERE.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, RED, HOLD
UP. HEY, BRO, WHAT'S UP?
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NO, YOU AIN'T GOT ME LIKE THAT.
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EWING, IS THIS YOU? AND
WHAT'S UP, MAN? [Laughs]
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DO I LOOK LIKE EWING? I'M
JOHN STARKS. WHAT'S UP?
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WHAT'S UP? THAT'S
WHAT I THOUGHT. UH...
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ALL RIGHT NOW, BROTHER. GO
GET IT ON WITH YOU. OKAY NOW?
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OKAY NOW. GOD
BLESS YOU. ALL RIGHT.
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GUYS... PATRICK EWING!
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WHAT'S UP, MAN? WHO? NICE TRY.
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YOU'RE TOO SMALL.
I CAN HELP YOU OUT.
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Y-Y-YOU GET HOME SAFE
NOW, BROTHER. [Coughing]
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- THAT AIN'T HIM?
- HEY!
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WHAT'S UP? YOU OUT HERE AGAIN.
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MAN, IF ALL THREE OF Y'ALL
ROLLED UP, COME ON WITH IT.
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WHAT'S UP, DAVE? OH, MAN!
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MAN!
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PATRICK EWING, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
HOW'S IT GOIN' UP THERE, MAN? DOOT!
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WHAT FLOOR YOU
ON? HEY, NOW! [Laughs]
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MAN, I'M HONORED, I'M
SURE. EXCUSE ME, BROTHER.
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LOOK HERE. MY NAME'S CLAVELL.
AND I AM HOWARD TIBBS III, MAN.
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EXCUSE ME. AND WE
NEED TO TALK "BIDNESS."
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THANKS, GUYS, BUT I ALREADY
HAVE SOMEBODY TO WASH MY CAR.
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OH, YOU WRONG
NOW. YOU WRONG NOW.
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MAN, DON'T MAKE ME...
I'M JUST KIDDIN' WITH YOU.
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NO. BUT FOR REAL, HOME
STRETCH, WE'RE HERE...
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TO LET YOU IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR
OF THE NEXT FOOTWEAR REVOLUTION.
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PRESENTING... GET
READY... THE FUNKY FLIER.
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WATCH THE SKY HOOK. BAM!
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GO ON, MAN! NOW, LOOK HERE.
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WE WANT YOU TO BE OUR
CELEBRITY ENDORSER.
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NOW, ALL WE NEED FROM
YOU IS A SLIGHT COMMITMENT.
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A FEW HUNDRED THOUSAND
DOLLARS SEED MONEY.
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CHECK WITH SHAQ.
HE DOES EVERYTHING.
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HEY, MAN, THAT CAT
SHAQ IS A BAD MOTHER...
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LOOK, I DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
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HEY, I GET YOUR STRATEGY, BIG
MAN. YOU HAVE TO HOLD UP, MAN.
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NOW, LOOK HERE, HOMECOMING KING.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. YOU WANNA
REPRESENT THE WHOLE ATHLETIC LINE.
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I KNOW HE DOES. OUR FUNKY
FINGERS SWEATBANDS, TUBE SOCKS,
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JOCKSTRAPS AND THE
PIÈCE DE RÉSISTANCE...
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HOWARD! BAM!
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FUNKY DRAWERS.
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OKAY, BOZO, LET'S MOVE IT.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
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BOXCAR WILLIE, IF
YOU DONE HARASS ME...
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MAN, YOU BETTER GET YOUR
HANDS OFF ME. HEY, PATRICK!
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♪ GIRL, LET ME SEE YOU
BOUNCE THAT, SHAKE THAT ♪
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♪ MOVE THAT MAKE ME SPIN THAT ♪
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♪ GIRL, I LOVE TO SEE YOU
BOUNCE THAT, MOVE THAT ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW THAT I LIKE THAT ♪
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♪ GIRL, LET ME SEE YOU
BOUNCE THAT, MOVE THAT ♪
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♪ LET GO, WON'T GO, HIT THAT ♪
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♪ GIRL, LET ME SEE
YOU BOUNCE THAT ♪
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♪ GIRL, LET ME SEE
YOU BOUNCE THAT ♪
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♪ GO AHEAD, MAMA LET IT
GO SHAKE WHAT YOU GOT ♪
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♪ BEND OVER THERE AND
TOUCH TOE BREAK IT DOWN ♪
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♪♪ [Continues, Indistinct]
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♪ LET ME SEE YOU BOUNCE
THAT SHAKE THAT, MOVE THAT ♪
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♪ MAKE ME SPIN THAT ♪
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♪ GIRL, LET ME SEE YOU
BOUNCE THAT, MOVE THAT ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW THAT I LIKE THAT ♪♪
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GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY.
I'M ROY FIRESTONE.
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THE WHITE LEAGUE WAS
FORMED BACK IN THE LATE '50s...
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BY A MAN NAMED ART
SCHANKER, HIMSELF A WHITE MAN,
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WHO WANTED, AS HE PUT IT,
TO GIVE THE WHITE FELLAS...
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AN EQUAL CHANCE TO PLAY IN A
GAME DOMINATED BY BLACK ATHLETES.
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L.A. CLIPPERS'S FORWARD
DANNY MANNING REMEMBERS...
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HEARING STORIES OF
THE WHITE PLAYERS.
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OH, YEAH, I'VE HEARD SOME OF
THE OLD-TIMERS TALK ABOUT IT.
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THERE WERE A LOT OF
THEM THAT WOULD TRY OUT,
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BUT NONE OF THEM WERE EVER
ALLOWED TO PLAY IN THE NBA.
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[Roy] IF THEY HADN'T BEEN WHITE, DO
YOU THINK THEY WOULD HAVE MADE IT?
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UH, NO, BECAUSE THEY
BASICALLY SUCKED.
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[Roy] HARLAND "BEEP BEEP"
WILLIAMS REMEMBERS THE PROBLEMS...
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THAT BEING WHITE
CREATED ON THE ROAD.
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THAT'S RIGHT. I WAS A BUS DRIVER
FOR THE LOUISVILLE CLOUDS FROM 1959,
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I BELIEVE IT WAS, TO 1963.
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YOU KNOW, WE'D STOP AT SOUL
FOOD PLACES. SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
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THEY JUST COULDN'T GO IN THE BACK
DOOR AND GET GREENS AND CHICKEN...
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AND RIBS AND WHAT
HAVE YOU, YOU KNOW.
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IT JUST WASN'T DONE BACK THEN, SO THEY
SENT ME IN THERE TO GET FOOD FOR EVERYBODY.
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I'LL NEVER FORGET. THERE WAS THIS ONE
LADY WENT IN THERE AND GOT THE MANAGER,
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COME OUT AND SAID, "YOU
GONNA EAT ALL THAT FOOD?"
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I SAID, "YES I AM.
I'M HUNGRY." [Laughs]
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BUT THE THING ABOUT IT, THAT'S
THE KINDA THING YOU HAD TO DO.
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I MEAN, SHOOT, THEY COULDN'T
HELP IT FOR WHAT THEY WAS.
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[Roy] SO WHEN YOU WATCH THE NBA
TODAY, DO YOU EVER THINK TO YOURSELF,
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"I'D SURE LIKE TO SEE
BILLY 'THE KID' BATES...
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OR BOBBY 'SNOWFLAKE'
ROGERS OUT THERE?
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OH, NO, SIR. THEY PRETTY
MUCH SUCKED. ALL OF 'EM.
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[Roy] STILL, THEY KEPT ON. TEAMS WITH
NAMES LIKE THE GAINESVILLE GHOSTS,
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THE PHILADELPHIA
REALLY PALE GUYS...
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AND, OF COURSE,
THE BOSTON CELTICS.
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THE LEAGUE FINALLY
DISBANDED IN 1965.
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VLADE DIVAC TELLS OF HIS DISAPPOINTMENT
WHEN HE ARRIVED IN THE U.S. IN 1989...
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FROM WHAT WAS THEN YUGOSLAVIA.
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WE DIDN'T GET THE NEWS THAT THE
WHITE LEAGUES WERE NO LONGER AROUND.
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THE LAKERS WERE
MY SECOND CHOICE.
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I HAD ALWAYS DREAMED OF
PLAYING FOR THE WILMINGTON WASPs.
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[Roy] WAS THAT BECAUSE YOU ADMIRED
THE PLAYERS IN THE WHITE LEAGUE...
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AND WANTED TO PLAY
ALONGSIDE THEM?
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NO, IT WAS BECAUSE I KNEW I
COULD KICK THE HELL OUT OF THEM.
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THEY REALLY SUCKED.
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[Roy] JAMES WORTHY ACTUALLY REMEMBERS
SEEING THE JACKSONVILLE SWANS...
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PLAY THE MEMPHIS
MARSHMALLOWS AS A SMALL CHILD.
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THE MARSHMALLOWS HAD ONE GUY
I'LL NEVER FORGET... LONNY DUSTIN,
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ONE OF THE UGLIEST DUDES
YOU EVER LAID EYES ON.
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IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR
LONNY AND GUYS LIKE HIM,
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LARRY BIRD WOULD NEVER HAVE THE
COURAGE TO SHOW HIS FACE IN THE NBA.
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[Roy] IF LONNY DUSTIN
WERE HERE TODAY,
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WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO SAY TO THE
WORLD, "HERE, THIS MAN IS WHITE,
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BUT HE STILL DESERVES A
CHANCE TO PLAY IN THE NBA"?
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ACTUALLY, I'D BE A
LITTLE EMBARRASSED,
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BECAUSE, AS YOU PROBABLY
KNOW, THEY PRETTY MUCH SUCKED.
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THE WHITE LEAGUE... GUYS WITHOUT
MUCH TALENT OR INSPIRATION...
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DOING WHAT THEY COULD TO
MAKE IT IN A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN.
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A PAGE FROM A FORGOTTEN BOOK,
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A CHAPTER IN AN UNTOLD STORY.
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IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS, JUST A BUNCH
OF GUYS WHO... PRETTY MUCH SUCKED.
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I'M ROY FIRESTONE,
UP CLOSE. GOOD NIGHT.
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HI, I'M DEIDRE, AND I'D
LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU...
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TO ONE OF OUR NEWEST
FLY GIRLS, LAURIE-ANN.
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♪♪ [Hip-hop]
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[Man] ♪ I'M ON FIRE, AND I
CAN'T CONTROL THIS FLAME ♪
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♪ GOTTA STRIKE
WHEN THE IRON'S HOT ♪
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♪♪ [Continues, Indistinct]
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♪ THEY ALL WANT ME BUT THEY
DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME ♪
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00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,317
♪ 'CAUSE IT COMES AND
GOES AND YOU DON'T KNOW ♪
225
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,186
♪ IF THE LADY'S
GONNA FEEL THE SAME ♪
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00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:59,524
♪ I'M ON FIRE AND I CAN'T
CONTROL THIS FLAME ♪
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[Woman] ♪ YOU GOT ME
SO HOT THAT I'M ON FIRE ♪
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♪ BABY, CAN'T YOU FEEL IT TOO ♪
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[Man] ♪ I KEEP DANCING MY WAY
'CAUSE I CAN FEEL YOUR DESIRE ♪
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[Woman] ♪ BABY, TURN
ME ON AND LIGHT MY FIRE ♪
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♪ COME ON, BABY DANCE UP ON ME ♪
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[Man] ♪ BABY, TURN IT AROUND ♪♪
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ALL RIGHT. LET'S KEEP IT
MOVIN'. THIS IS THE NBA.
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WHERE YOU GOIN' SO FAST? THIS IS AN NBA
GAME. THIS AIN'T THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS.
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YEAH, THIS AIN'T NO
MEADOWLARK LEMON. ALL RIGHT.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HOLD UP, HOLD
UP. HEY, HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
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CRENSHAW CHEERLEADERS. YEAH.
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C-C-CROSS COLORS. THAT'S
WHAT I'M SAYIN'. THE UH-HUH GIRLS.
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COME ON. WE'RE THE LAKER
GIRLS, AND WE'RE RUNNING LATE.
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HEY, I DON'T CARE IF
YOU SHAQ'S GIRL. [Laughs]
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00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,709
I DON'T CARE IF YOU
BARKLEY'S GIRL. [Laughs]
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00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:42,133
I DON'T CARE IF YOU B-B-BATGIRL.
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- WE HAVE A JOB TO DO.
- HOLD ON, BARBIE.
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HEY, HEY, HOLD UP.
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Y'ALL SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHEERLEADERS.
GO IN THEM LITTLE TIGHT THINGS,
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ALL, YOU KNOW,
POM-POMS, TALKIN' ABOUT...
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♪♪ [Beatboxing]
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LET'S LEAVE TINKER BELL
AND PETER PAN ALONE.
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BUT WE DON'T LOVE THEM.
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00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,887
AND YOU AIN'T PATRICK. HEY,
HOLD UP, MAN. WHO ARE YOU, MAN?
251
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:06,324
HEY, GUYS, I'M THE SAN
BERNARDINO CHICKEN. MAN, YOU...
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00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:10,862
[Shouting]
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HEY, MAN. HOLD UP, MAN.
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00:12:28,382 --> 00:12:30,315
HEY, HOLD UP, UH...
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00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:32,424
SHORTY. WEBSTER.
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00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:34,752
HOW YOU FELLAS DOIN'?
I'M KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR.
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00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:37,155
OHH! WHOO! [Laughing]
258
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:40,091
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
AND I'M VLADE DIVAC.
259
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,495
- SO, YOU THE FORMER
LAKER STAR, HUH?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
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00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,691
HEY, SO, YOU THE ONE
THAT FOUGHT BRUCE LEE,
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00:12:45,715 --> 00:12:47,866
AND YOUSE HAD AN AFRO
AND THAT WHOLE THING?
262
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:51,336
H-HAD AN AFRO LOOKED LIKE A Q-TIP.
BRUCE LEE WHIPPED YOUR ASS, DIDN'T HE?
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00:12:51,405 --> 00:12:54,005
[Karate Yells]
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00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:00,244
YEAH, WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. YOU
THE MASTER OF THE SKY HOOK, RIGHT?
265
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,414
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- SO I DON'T THINK THAT'S RIGHT.
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00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,960
I THINK THAT'S WRONG, 'CAUSE I DON'T
THINK YOU'RE KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR.
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00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,029
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DON'T
THINK YOU'RE CREAM OF WHEAT.
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00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,421
YEAH. [Laughing]
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00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:13,024
O-O-ONLY M-MAGIC YOU
KNOW IS SIEGFRIED AND ROY...
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00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,594
SIG... SIG... THEM WHITE BOYS.
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00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:20,799
LISTEN HERE, REN AND STIMPY.
WOULD YOU JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY?
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I'D BE HAPPY TO, EXCEPT I DON'T
THINK YOU'RE KAREEM. OH, MAN!
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00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,382
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I THINK
YOU'RE BUSHWICK BILL ON STILTS.
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00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,840
YEAH, I-I-I'LL KN-KNOCK
YOUR EYE OUT.
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00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,910
I SUGGEST THAT YOU
GET OUT OF MY WAY...
276
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:35,346
BEFORE I SKY HOOK YOUR
ASS ACROSS THE PARKING LOT.
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00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:39,684
OH, OH, OH! IT'S
ON! IT'S ON! [Shouting]
278
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:45,390
[Karate Yells]
279
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,994
HEY, IS THERE A
PROBLEM HERE, KAREEM?
280
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:53,965
IS THAT REALLY KAREEM... THAT
BE YOUR PROBLEM RIGHT THERE.
281
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,380
WELL, IT AIN'T REALLY
NO PROBLEM, YOU KNOW.
282
00:13:57,404 --> 00:14:00,138
I WAS JUST TRYIN' TO HELP
MR. JABBAR GET ON BACK THERE.
283
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,207
YOU'RE LUCKY I MADE IT.
284
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,584
Y-Y-Y-YOU L-LUCKY HE'S
GOT A HUMBLE HEART.
285
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,686
YOU-YOU LUCKY
B-BARKLEY AIN'T HERE.
286
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:18,088
YOU... YOU JUST LUCKY.
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00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,965
I'M ALL RIGHT, MAN. ALL RIGHT.
288
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,012
TELL YOU WHAT. I'M GONNA
PLAY ONE-ON-ONE WITH MY FOOT.
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00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,370
MAN, DON'T DO THAT. LET'S
JUST PLAY SOME NINTENDO.
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00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,139
[Imitating Game Beeping]
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00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,312
YEAH. ALL RIGHT. WE'D LIKE...
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00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,726
WE'D LIKE TO THANK ALL OUR NBA
STARS FOR HELPING US OUT THIS WEEK.
293
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,384
AND HERE, TAKIN' US ON
OUT, IS SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.
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00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:50,889
HI. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN'.
I'M FIRE MARSHALL SHAQ.
295
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:54,459
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE INTRODUCING
SOME GUY NAMED SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.
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00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:57,094
YOU EVER HEARD
OF HIM? ME NEITHER.
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00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:00,298
NEXT WEEK, YOU CAN CHECK HIM
OUT IN HIS MOVIE CALLED BLUE CHIPS.
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00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:04,869
[Laughs] BUT RIGHT NOW, I WANT YOU TO
CHECK OUT HIS VIDEO, "I'M OUTSTANDING."
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00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,772
[Laughs] I'M OUTSTANDING
TOO. [Laughs]
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00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,942
[Sighs]
301
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♪♪ [Hip-Hop]
302
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:32,196
♪ I WAS BORN 3-6-'72 I
THINK IT'S ON A WEDNESDAY ♪
303
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,999
♪ HAIL TO THE MOON
JUST LIKE KUNTA KINTE ♪
304
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,801
♪ THAT MEANS I'M ROUGH FROM THE
GET-GO MOMS, YOU NEVER LET GO ♪
305
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,649
♪ DAD, THANKS FOR
RAISIN' ME RIGHT, BRO ♪
306
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:42,374
♪ YOU GAVE ME CONFIDENCE
TO STOP THE NONSENSE ♪
307
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,609
♪ DIDN'T LIVE IN BEL AIRE
LIKE THE FRESH PRINCE ♪
308
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,611
♪ TIMES ARE HARD
TIMES ARE ROUGH ♪
309
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,847
♪ DIDN'T HAVE TOYS "R" US
TOYS BUT I HAD ENOUGH LOVE ♪
310
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,894
♪ PLUS THE GUIDANCE FROM ABOVE ♪
311
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,684
♪ TO GO THE PARK
SWEATIN', PUSH AND SHOVE ♪
312
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,820
♪ MADE IT IN BEFORE
DARK LIKE YOU TOLD ME ♪
313
00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:58,322
♪ THEN THERE WERE A FEW TIMES
WHEN DAD HAD TO SCOLD ME ♪
314
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,625
♪ PRAYED FOR MY SAFETY I
KNOW HOW YOU WAS FEELIN' ♪
315
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,027
♪ DIDN'T WANT ME WHEELIN'
AND INTO DRUG DEALIN' ♪
316
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,329
♪ REMEMBER WHEN YOU
ASKED ME THIS ONE DAY ♪
317
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,798
♪ WHO I WANNA BE
LIKE I SAID, DR. J. ♪
318
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,148
♪ THEN YOU SAID, GOOD
NOW YOU GOTTA GO ♪
319
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,470
♪ TAKE THE DAMN BALL AND
SLAM IT THROUGH THE HOLE ♪
320
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,605
♪ MOM CRACKED A SMILE
DADDY GAVE A FROWN ♪
321
00:16:14,675 --> 00:16:17,442
♪ I SAID TO MYSELF I
CAN'T LET THEM DOWN ♪
322
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,510
♪ SO MAKE WAY I'M
COMIN' IN FOR A LANDING ♪
323
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:24,214
♪ NOTHING'S GONNA STOP
ME FROM BEING OUTSTANDING ♪
324
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:35,292
♪ I'M OUTSTANDING ♪♪
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