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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
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♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
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- ♪ TAKE IT FROM MEIT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
- HI-YAH!
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ AND HOW WOULD YA... HOW
WOULD YA... HOW WOULD YA F... ♪
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♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
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♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
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♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE
TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
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WELL, IT'S BEEN ONE HELL OF A FIGHT
HERE TONIGHT AT CAESAR'S PALACE...
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SIX OF THE MOST INTENSE
ROUNDS OF FIGHTING I'VE EVER SEEN.
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AND THE SEVENTH
ROUND IS UNDER WAY. OOH!
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A CRUSHING BLOW TO THE
HEAD, FOLLOWED BY AN UPPERCUT.
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JEFFERSON CIRCLING.
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WHAT... WHAT IN THE WORLD...
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WHAT IS THIS?
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COULD THIS BE THE
NOTORIOUS FAN MAN? NO! NO!
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IT'S CARL "THE TOOTH" WILLIAMS.
TOOTH! TOOTH, ARE YOU OKAY?
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YEAH, I'M JUST SHOWING
MY SKILLS ON THE ROPES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
'CAUSE I GOT SKILLS LIKE THIS.
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OH!
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SEE, THE THING ABOUT IT IS I HAVE
STUDIED ALL OF ALI'S MOVES, RIGHT?
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AND HE HAS WHAT YOU CALL
THE ROPE-A-DOPE, RIGHT?
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WELL, THIS IS WHAT I
CALL "DOPE ON A ROPE."
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HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
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TOOTH, THEY'RE BOOING YOU.
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IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR
LITTLE STUNT ISN'T GOING
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OVER HERE TOO WELL. NO,
THEY'RE NOT SAYING BOO.
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WHAT THEY'RE SAYING IS, "THE TOOTH.
THE TOOTH. THE TOOTH. THE TOOTH."
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LOOK OUT THERE NOW.
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WHAT'S GOING...
HEY! LOOK OUT THERE.
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HOW YOU DOIN', ALL MY FANS?
TOOTH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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BASICALLY, I'M JUST
DANGLING. BUT WHY, TOOTH?
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OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, SEE,
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I HAD TO ASK MYSELF THAT
QUESTION SOMETIMES TOO, YOU KNOW,
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'CAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE HERE WITH DON KING, RIGHT?
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HE SAID HE WAS GONNA GIVE ME THE FIGHT,
BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO FLY A BROTHER IN.
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AND I GOT A HOMEY...
HIS NAME IS LUKE, RIGHT?
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HE SAY, "HEY, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT IT.
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I'LL DROP YOU RIGHT OVER
THE FIGHT," SO HERE I IS.
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WELL... WELL... THAT'S FINE,
TOOTH, BUT WHY THIS PARACHUTE?
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WELL, I TRIED IT WITHOUT IT,
BUT IT'S HARD ON THE SPINE.
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RIGHT. TOOTH, UH,
WHY DO YOU THINK...
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THEY SHOULD GIVE YOU A SHOT AT
THE TITLE AFTER THIS THING HERE?
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WELL, YOU KNOW, CONSIDERING...
THIS IS JUST THE WAY I SHOULD BE.
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YOU KNOW, I SHOULD HAVE THE
TITLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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CONSIDERING THAT THE W.B.A.
RANKS YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST,
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU'RE WORTH A TITLE SHOT?
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THE REASON THEY RANK ME
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST...
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IS BECAUSE IT'S IN
ALPHABETICAL ORDER. UH-HUH.
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YOU SEE, IT'S A-B-C-D,
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UH, ALL THEM OTHER
LETTERS, AND THEN "T."
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UH, ACTUALLY, TOOTH, THE
WBA RANKS THE BOXERS...
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ACCORDING TO THE
NUMBER OF VICTORIES,
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OVERALL POINTS AND
DIFFICULTY OF OPPONENTS.
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IS THAT WHAT THEY DO?
THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.
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OKAY, FOR STRAIGHT... I GUESS CHANGING
MY NAME WOULDN'T HELP THEN, HUH?
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I'M AFRAID NOT, TOOTH.
WELL, HEY, DON'T SWEAT IT.
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HEY, MAN, WHY DON'T YOU
GET OUT THE RING... HEY, MAN.
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I HEAR YOU. I TELL YOU WHAT. AND
LET SOME REAL FIGHTERS FIGHT, MAN?
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I SEE YOU GOT YOUR BACK TURNED. I SEE YOU
GOT YOUR BACK TURNED. I'M OVER HERE, MAN.
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I'M OVER HERE. I'M OVER
HERE. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
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WELL, THEN, IT'S ON,
THEN, MAN. COME ON, MAN.
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HEY! HEY, BROTHER.
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HEY, MAN. HEY, BRO... I JUST MET
YOU, MAN. WHY WE GOTTA DO ALL THIS?
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MAN, MAN, MAN, I TRAINED
SIX MONTHS FOR THIS FIGHT.
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HEY, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. YOU NEED
TO QUIT TRAINING AND START FIGHTING.
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MAN, I'LL TAKE YOU
OUT. OH, DID KNOW... HEY.
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TAKE ME OUT? K.F.C. GOT
A SPECIAL ROTISSERIE.
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LOOK... HERE.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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YEAH, THAT'S
RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
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YEAH, YOU RIGHT.
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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JOHNSON AND FEICHER
ARE BOTH KNOCKED OUT.
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TOOTH, WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL... WELL, SEE...
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WHERE YOU AT? OVER HERE.
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YOU SAW IT HERE
TONIGHT LIVE, FOLKS.
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MAYBE CARL "THE TOOTH" WILLIAMS
DOES DESERVE A SHOT AT THAT TITLE.
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YOU DAMN SKIPPY.
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LET ME AT 'IM! LET ME AT 'IM!
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♪♪
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♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪
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♪ COME ON ♪
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♪ MAKE THE DRUMMER GO ♪
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♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪
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♪ COME ON ♪♪
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THIS WEEK, IN LIVING
COLOR ASKS THE QUESTION,
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"WHAT IF THE MENENDEZ
BROTHERS WERE BLACK?"
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DID YOU TALK TO THE
GOVERNOR, MAN? YEAH, MAN...
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DID YOU TELL HIM THAT IT
WASN'T OUR FAULT, MAN?
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OUR MAMA DONE FLASHED US MORE
THAN A STOP LIGHT, YO? I'M TELLIN' YA.
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DID HE TELL YOU THAT OUR DAD TONGUE
KISSED US BETTER THAN OUR DATES?
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DID HE TELL YOU THAT EVERY
NIGHT OUR DAD TUCKED US IN,
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HE TUCKED US IN WITH HIM?
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THAT AIN'T FUNNY, MAN.
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, LYLE.
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MAN, I'LL TELL YOU... MOM LIKE
TO SLEEP WITH YOU THE BEST.
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OH! IT'S HOT!
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HI. I'M LORENA BOBBITT,
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THE CRAZY GAL WHO FILLETED
HER HUBBY'S BEEF JERKY,
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AND I'M HONORED THAT THE
PEOPLE AT GINSU INTERNATIONAL...
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HAVE DECIDED TO CASH IN
ON MY CHEAP CELEBRITY...
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AND MAKE ME A
SPOKESPERSON FOR...
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THE DEBONER 2000.
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FINALLY, A KITCHEN PRODUCT FOR THE
MODERN WOMAN WHO'S HAD ENOUGH...
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OF ORDINARY KNIVES.
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LADIES...
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LADIES, DO YOU SOMETIMES FEEL OPPRESSED
AND SUBSERVIENT TO YOUR KITCHEN?
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AH. HOW LIBERATING.
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LOOK AT HOW IT
CHOPS THIS CARROT.
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THIS CUCUMBER. THIS BANANA.
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AND LADIES, THIS KNIFE WILL CUT
ANY WORTHLESS PIECE OF MEAT.
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IT CAN... IT CAN TAKE THIS
PAINFULLY THICK KIELBASA...
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AND TURN IT INTO A
HARMLESS DOGGY TREAT.
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GOOD BOY. BUT DON'T THROW
EXHIBIT "A" OUT THE WINDOW...
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NOT WITH COMPANY COMING OVER.
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MMM.
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GREAT MUNCHIES, LORENA.
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YOU COULD JUST DIE FOR THESE.
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ALMOST.
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THE DEBONER 2000 IS MADE
OF FORGED SURGICAL STEEL,
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SHARP ENOUGH TO
PERFORM MICROSURGERY.
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IN FACT, YOU MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO.
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THE HANDLE'S MADE OF A MIRACLE
POLYMER THAT RESISTS FINGERPRINTS,
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AND THE TEFLON-COATED
BLADE WIPES CLEAN IN A JIFFY.
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NOT EVEN DNA TESTING
COULD FIND ANYTHING ON THIS.
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COMPACT, SO IT FITS IN YOUR
PURSE OR UNDER A PILLOW.
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SAY YOU'VE SPENT
ALL DAY MAKING...
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THIS BEAUTIFUL GUACAMOLE
DIP FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE,
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BUT LET'S SAY THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE
DOESN'T COME HOME THAT EVENING...
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YOU KNOW, BUT INSTEAD
DECIDES TO GO SAMPLE...
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SOME CHEAP FLOOZIE'S
SALSA DOWN THE STREET.
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THEN HE COMES HOME
ALL DRUNK AND SMELLY...
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AND THINKS HE CAN JUST
ROLL ON TOP OF YOU...
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LIKE YOU'RE SOME
SKANK CONCUBINE.
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WELL, AFTER MR. FRIENDLY
HAS DONE HIS BUSINESS,
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WHY DON'T YOU MAKE HIM
A NICE CUCUMBER SALAD...
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WITH THE DEBONER 2000?
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IT SLICES. IT DICES. IT
CHOPS. IT HACKS. IT SEVERS.
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THE DEBONER 2000 CHOPS
THROUGH METAL ZIPPERS.
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COTTON SHORTS. WHOO!
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AND IS STILL SHARP
ENOUGH TO HACK AWAY...
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AT THIS PIMPLY LITTLE GAMECOCK.
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YOU CHEATING, LYING, STUPID
SON OF A BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU!
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ORDER NOW AND WE'LL
TOSS IN, ABSOLUTELY FREE,
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THIS GINSU NUTCRACKER DELUXE.
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SO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR?
911 OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.
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DON'T SAY GINSU, SAY "OW!"
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JIMMY PINEAPPLE, Y'ALL. COME
ON, GIVE IT UP FOR JIMMY PINEAPPLE.
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THE COMIC WITH THE HAWAIIAN
SHIRT, JIMMY PINEAPPLE.
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NOW I'D LIKE TO THANK THE
BOYS FROM PRECINCT 28...
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FOR CELEBRATING OFFICER
SHANNON'S BIRTHDAY HERE TONIGHT.
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IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
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NOW IN THE SPIRIT OF POLICE
AND COMMUNITY RELATIONS,
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I'D LIKE TO BRING
UP THIS NEXT ACT,
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SAMMY AND BILL.
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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OH, MAN, IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE.
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NOW I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP
IMPROVE COMMUNITY/POLICE RELATIONS...
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THROUGH A SMILE.
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NOW I THINK IT'S TIME YOU ALL
MET A LITTLE FRIEND OF MINE...
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PATROLMAN BILL.
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OH, MAN. THANK YOU.
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WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE
YOU, PATROLMAN BILL.
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WHY, YOU LOOK A
LITTLE DIFFERENT TO ME.
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YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT ME...
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THROUGH PRISON BARS, YOU PUNK.
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HE'S FUNNY, ISN'T HE?
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YEAH. WELL, RIGHT NOW,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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WE'D LIKE TO BRING
ABOUT PEACEMAKING...
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BY DOING A LITTLE
SKETCH WE CALL,
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"THE TRAFFIC STOP."
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COMIN' AT YOU. "TRAFFIC STOP."
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THANK YOU.
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UH, OFFICER, UH...
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THERE SEEMS TO BE A
PROBLEM. WHAT IS IT?
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DAMN TOOTIN' THERE'S A PROBLEM.
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GET YOUR HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM!
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LOOK, MAN, WHAT'S THIS ALL
ABOUT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.
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YEAH? WELL, IT'S A
35-MILE-AN-HOUR ZONE, PUNK,
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AND YOU'RE DOING 36.
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ONE MILE AN HOUR?
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I MEAN, WHAT'S
THAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?
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OH, MY GOD. LOOKS
LIKE HE'S ON ANGEL DUST.
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BACKUP! I NEED BACKUP!
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU
VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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NOW FOR OUR NEXT SKETCH,
WE WOULD LIKE TO DO...
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A LITTLE PIECE WE
CALL, "THE 911 CALL."
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THANK YOU.
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DING DONG. MAN. WHO IS IT?
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POLICE! OPEN UP!
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OH, OFFICER BILL. THANK GOD
YOU'RE HERE. I'VE JUST BEEN ROBBED.
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PUT YOUR HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM!
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00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,738
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
PATROLMAN. I'M THE VICTIM.
210
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,106
YEAH? AND I'M THE
FREAKIN' TOOTH FAIRY.
211
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,286
YOU KNOW THE DRILL. SPREAD 'EM.
212
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,310
MAN, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, MAN.
213
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:50,081
WHY YOU HASSLING ME, MAN? THE CRIMINAL'S
RUNNING OFF WITH ALL MY STUFF, MAN.
214
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,417
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. DID
HE STEAL YOUR DAMN VIDEO CAMERA?
215
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,154
YES. GOOD!
216
00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,090
THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
217
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,138
Y'ALL BEEN BEAUTIFUL.
INCREASE THE PEACE.
218
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,095
I'M OFF.
219
00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,866
LET'S GIVE IT UP. SAMMY
AND BILL. COME ON.
220
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,213
CAN I HELP YOU? YES. IS
THIS CHI CHI PHI FRATERNITY?
221
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,882
YEAH. YEAH, WELL, MY
SON BARRY IS RUSHING.
222
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:27,118
BARRY! BARRY!
223
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,165
OH, MA.
224
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,723
BARRY, GET IN HERE.
225
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,770
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT, YOUNG MAN?
226
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,294
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN AN
UMBILICAL CORD BEFORE?
227
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,530
I THINK I'M SEEING THINGS.
228
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,978
OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS
PIGSTY. THIS IS DISGUSTING.
229
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,980
I DO NOT WANT YOU
FREQUENTING THIS PLACE.
230
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,604
IT'S A FESTIVAL OF GERMS
AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE.
231
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,006
NOW BE A GOOD BOY.
GO GET ME A DIET SODA.
232
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GO AHEAD.
233
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,583
HI. I'M ALLISON.
234
00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:02,220
I'M IN THE MORRISON DORM.
235
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HI. I'M BARRY. I'M IN ROOM...
236
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SHE DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT.
237
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,963
YOU'VE TOLD HER QUITE ENOUGH.
238
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,966
BARRY, ARE YOU OKAY?
239
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,069
YEAH. UH...
240
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:21,072
ALLISON, THIS IS MY MA.
241
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:24,041
HELLO. WHAT IS THAT THING?
242
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,144
WHAT? MY BELLY BUTTON?
243
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,147
YEAH, IT'S AN "OUTIE."
244
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:34,686
IT'S ATTACHED TO YOUR... IT HAPPENS
TO BE HIS UMBILICAL CORD, MISS NOSY.
245
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,832
MAYBE IF YOU'D KEPT YOURS, YOU
WOULDN'T BE SUCH A LITTLE SLUT...
246
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:40,292
TRYING TO PICK UP NICE BOYS AT AN
ALCOHOL-DRENCHED ORGY LIKE THIS ONE.
247
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,428
YOU GUYS ARE WICKED QUEER.
248
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,565
MA! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT?
249
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:50,402
I THINK SHE LIKED ME. OH,
HONEY, NOT AS MUCH AS I DO.
250
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,782
I LOVE YOU. I CAN'T
LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
251
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,784
EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE YOU ARE.
252
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,786
I CAN'T EVEN GO TO
THE BATHROOM ALONE.
253
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,544
WELL, I DON'T LOOK.
YEAH, BUT YOU WIPE.
254
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,793
HEY, COME ON,
EVERYBODY. LET'S LIMBO.
255
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,284
HEY! HEY, GET OUT OF HERE. WHOO!
256
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,452
GET AWAY FROM ME.
257
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,922
SMART ALECK. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
258
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,358
NEVER LET IT BE SAID I AM NOT
AN ACCOMMODATING MOTHER.
259
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,861
ALL RIGHT, YOU GO MINGLE OR WHATEVER
IT IS YOU KIDS CALL IT THESE DAYS.
260
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:19,197
I'LL JUST SIT HERE IN
THE CORNER BY MYSELF...
261
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,632
AND WAIT FOR
ALZHEIMER'S TO SET IN.
262
00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:25,515
MA... NO. YOU SHOULDN'T
WORRY ABOUT ME...
263
00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:28,084
EVEN THOUGH STROKES AREN'T
UNCOMMON FOR PEOPLE MY AGE.
264
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,041
OH, MY HEART.
265
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,377
OKAY. I'M GOING. DON'T
WORRY ABOUT ME.
266
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,247
HI, GUYS. MY NAME IS BARRY.
267
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,549
HI, BARRY. YOU WANT A BEER?
268
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,385
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
269
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,766
I DON'T THINK MY MOTHER
WOULD BE PLEASED.
270
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,224
AW, COME ON. HOW'S
SHE GONNA KNOW?
271
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,727
ALL RIGHT? COME
ON. COME ON, CHUG.
272
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:52,463
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG... WELL, I...
273
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,466
OKAY.
274
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,841
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ARE YOU DRINKING BEER?
275
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,310
BUSTED.
276
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,346
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
ALCOHOL CAN DAMAGE THE FETUS?
277
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:11,182
I'M NOT YOUR LITTLE
FETUS ANYMORE, MA.
278
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,186
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE PLACENTA.
279
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,188
I'M IN MY 74th TRIMESTER.
280
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,858
OKAY, FINE. YOU
GO HAVE YOUR FUN.
281
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,238
DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR
MOTHER WHO GAVE YOU LIFE.
282
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,573
I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE
CATCHING PARKINSON'S DISEASE.
283
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,530
ALL RIGHT? IS THAT
WHAT YOU WANT?
284
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:30,368
FINE. OVER HERE IN THE
CORNER, CATCHING PARKINSON'S.
285
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,437
OH!
286
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,606
HI, ALLISON. HI.
287
00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:38,076
DO YOU WANT TO DANCE? OKAY.
288
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,344
♪♪
289
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,221
BARRY? OH!
290
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:53,268
YOU GET AWAY FROM
HIM. HE'S MY SON.
291
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:55,226
OH! OH!
292
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:58,396
EWW! WHAT?
293
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:02,166
ALLISON, COME BACK. IT'S GOOD FOR
YOUR HAIR. IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HAIR.
294
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,414
THAT'S ENOUGH OUT
OF YOU, YOUNG MAN.
295
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,717
OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT
OLD ENOUGH TO BE AN ADULT.
296
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,342
NOW YOU'RE VERY CRANKY.
YOU NEED A TIME OUT.
297
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,989
STOP THAT! YOU NEED
A TIME OUT. I DO NOT.
298
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,947
YES, YOU DO. DO NOT.
299
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,993
OH, YES, YOU DO, YOUNG
MAN. YOU COME WITH ME.
300
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:21,586
YOU ARE LEAVING THIS PARTY. BYE-BYE,
EVERYBODY. SEE YA, GUYS. SEE YA.
301
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,523
I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE DANCE, ALLISON.
302
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,926
FRIDAY? NO, I CAN'T.
303
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:32,530
I'M... KIND OF GROUNDED.
304
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,566
OH! OH!
305
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,068
OH, STOP KICKING.
I MEAN IT, BARRY.
306
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,770
I'M GONNA HOLD YOU IN.
307
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,875
TONIGHT WE'D LIKE TO WELCOME
BLUE NOTE RECORDING ARTIST...
308
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,045
Us3, DOING THEIR NEW
HIT SINGLE, "CANTALOOP."
309
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,047
GIVE IT UP. ♪♪
310
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,385
YO. THIS GO OUT TO ALL MY
PEOPLE BACK HOME IN BROOKLYN.
311
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,721
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
312
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,723
CHECK IT.
313
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,412
YEAH.
314
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,436
YEAH.
315
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:15,173
YEAH. WHAT'S THAT?
316
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,509
YEAH.
317
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,177
YEAH. YEAH.
318
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,714
FUNKY, FUNKY.
319
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,883
♪ WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE ♪
320
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,085
♪ CHECK IT GROOVY,
GROOVY, JAZZY, FUNKY ♪
321
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,088
♪ POUNCE, BOUNCE, DANCE ♪
322
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,290
♪ AS WE DIP IN THE MELODIC SEA ♪
323
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,892
♪ RHYTHM KEEPS
FLOWING IT TRIPS THE M.C. ♪
324
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,939
♪ SWEET SUGAR
POP SUGAR POP BOX ♪
325
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,041
♪ THE POP YOU DON'T STOP
TILL THE SWEET BEAT DROPS ♪
326
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,999
♪ I SHALL IMPROVE
AS I SNAKE AND MOVE ♪
327
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,045
♪ EVERY POEM'S RECITED
ON TOP OF THE GROOVE ♪
328
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,969
♪ SMOOTH RHYME
FLOATIN' LIKE A BUTTERFLY ♪
329
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,983
♪ NOTES THAT FLOAT
SUNG LIKE A LULLABY ♪
330
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,207
♪ BRACE YOURSELF
AS THE BEAT HITS YA ♪
331
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:52,409
♪ DIP, TRIP, FLIP FANTASIA ♪
332
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,546
YEAH.
333
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,048
YEAH.
334
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,851
YEAH. WHAT'S THAT?
335
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,988
YEAH.
336
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,725
FUNKY, FUNKY. CHECK IT.
337
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,772
♪ FEEL THE BEAT DROP
JAZZ AND HIP HOP ♪
338
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,898
♪ FROM CONFUSION
A FLY ILLUSION ♪
339
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,945
♪ KEEPS YOU COASTIN' WHEN
THE RHYTHM BE CRUISIN' ♪
340
00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:17,902
♪ UP, DOWN, ROUND AND ROUND ♪
341
00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:20,249
♪ LOST AND FOUND BUT
NEVERTHELESS HE GOTS TO GET DOWN ♪
342
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,206
♪ FANTASY FREAK WITH
THE BEAT SO UNIQUE ♪
343
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,275
♪ YOU MOVE YOUR FEET
AND SWEAT FROM THE HEAT ♪
344
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,322
♪ WE'RE BACK TO THE FACT
I'M THE MACK AND I KNOW THAT ♪
345
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,546
♪ THE WAY I KICK THE RHYME
SOME WOULD CALL ME A POET ♪
346
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,950
♪ CAUGHT IN THE GROOVE
OF FANTASIA I'M FOUND ♪
347
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,979
♪ MANY TRIP AND TOUR UPON
THE RHYMES THEY SOAR ♪
348
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,232
♪ TO THE INFINITE HEIGHT TOOK
A NUMBER FROM HARD CORE ♪
349
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,190
♪ SO HERE WE GO OFF I TAKE YA ♪
350
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,292
♪ DIP, TRIP, FLIP FANTASIA ♪
351
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,496
YEAH.
352
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,497
YEAH.
353
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,532
YEAH.
354
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,540
YEAH.
355
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,542
FUNKY, FUNKY.
356
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,312
YEAH.
357
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,215
YEAH. YEAH.
358
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:07,217
WHAT'S THAT?
359
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,988
YEAH.
360
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,192
FUNKY, FUNKY.
361
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,193
♪ JUMP TO THE JAM
BOOGIE-WOOGIE JAM SLAM ♪
362
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:19,564
♪ BUST THE DIALECT OF THE MAN IN
COMMAND COME FLOAT WITH THE SOUND ♪♪
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