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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
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♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
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- ♪ TAKE IT FROM MEIT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
- HI-YAH!
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ AND HOW WOULD YA... HOW
WOULD YA... HOW WOULD YA F... ♪
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♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
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♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
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♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE
TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
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♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
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GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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WELCOME TO ANOTHER EXCITING
YEAR OF... IN LIVING COLOR.
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OR WHAT WE CALL IT
AROUND HERE IS I.L.C.
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ANYWAY, I'M GONNA BE INTRODUCING
SOME OF THE NEW CAST MEMBERS.
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FIRST UP, WE GOT
ANNE-MARIE JOHNSON.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU BETTER WORK,
GIRL. LOOK ALL THIS HERE.
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SHE'S GONNA BE TELLIN' US, YOU KNOW, WHAT'S
HAPPENIN' NOW, IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT.
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LOOK OUT! THEY
CALL ME MR. TIBBS!
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THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. OKAY, NEXT
UP, WE GOT CAROL ROSENTHAL.
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A'IGHT. WE GOT MY
MAN... MARC WILMORE.
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HE'S ONE OF THE
FAMOUS WILMORE BOYS.
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AND LAST, WE HAVE JAY LEGGETT.
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AND, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW
WE GOT THE O.G. STAFF HERE.
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JIM, ALI. T'KEYAH ON
BASS, TOMMY ON DRUMS.
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AND, ON BACKUP
VOCALS, JAMIE FOXX.
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GOOD MORNING, HONEY. HI, HONEY.
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I SEE WE'RE HAVING THE SAME
OLD BORING BREAKFAST AGAIN.
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UH-UH. TODAY, WE'RE GONNA START
OUR DAY OFF WITH SOMETHING NEW.
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IT'S "RUSELL SIMON"
DEF STRAWBERRY JAM.
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YES! IT'S RUSELL SIMON'S
DEF STRAWBERRY JAM.
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ONE BITE WILL TURN YOUR FAMILY
INTO A FRESH, FLY HIP-HOP CREW.
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- YO! YO! YO! YO! YO!
- THAT'S A...
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GOOD...
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YOU KNOW, IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU SERVED SOME GOOD FOOD...
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
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- HEY, YOUR UGLY...
- AIN'T THE ONLY...
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WHO LIKES THIS...
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THOSE... KIDS BE PUTTIN'
IT ON THEIR WAFFLES AND...
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WHOO!
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LET GO OF MY... EGGO!
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YOU LET GO OF MY... EGGO!
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NO! YOU LET GO OF MY... EGGO!
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I'LL STICK MY FOOT
UP YOUR... SO DEEP,
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YOUR BREATH WILL
SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH!
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- OH, YOU LITTLE...
- CAN KISS MY BLACK...
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
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- WHAT YOU LITTLE...
- FIGHTIN' OVER?
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THERE'S ENOUGH OF THIS...
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FOR EVERYBODY! DAMN! DAMN!
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♪♪ SIMONS IN THE HOUSE!
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GIVE IT UP FOR MY MAN
RUSSELL. HE'S DRESSED
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LIKE A BUM, BUT
HE'S PAID LIKE...
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LOOK HERE! WE OUT! PEACE!
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PEACE!
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♪♪
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YO! IT'S RUSELL SIMON'S
DEF STRAWBERRY JAM.
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- ALSO TRY MIRACLE "WHIP THAT...
- SALAD DRESSING AND...
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FRUIT JELLY.
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WITH A NAME LIKE
RUSSELL SIMONS, YO!
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IT'S GOT TO BE...
GOOD. OUT! PEACE!
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YOU EVER MAKE THE WRONG TURN, AND,
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'RE "IN THE HOOD"?
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AND WHY DO THEY CALL IT "HOOD"?
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WHAT IS IT, LIKE, THE ENTIRE
CITY'S A GIANT SWEATSHIRT,
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AND THAT'S THE PART YOU
PULL OVER YOUR HEAD?
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WHAT... IS THE DEAL?
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GEORGE.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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WHAT? WHAT AM I
LOOKING AT? WHAT?
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WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH
THE BURNT-OUT CAR?
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THE GUY'S NEVER
HEARD OF A TRADE-IN?
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WHEN THEY SAY
WARM UP THE ENGINE,
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THIS IS NOT WHAT THEY INTENDED.
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WHAT... IS... THE DEAL?
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JERRY, WHAT ARE WE
DOING HERE? LOOK AROUND.
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- IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING.
- IT'S...
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WHERE... WHERE ARE WE?
I SAID, "LET'S TAKE A CAB."
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BUT, NO, NO. YOU DIDN'T
WANT TO TAKE A CAB.
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MR. NO CAB. MR. KING
OF THE NO CABS.
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THAT'S WHAT I GONNA CALL
YOU FROM NOW ON... KING NO CAB.
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WHAT ARE WE DOING
HERE? IT'S, UH...
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JERRY, GEORGE.
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WHAT IS THIS? THANK GOD, I
CAUGHT UP WITH YOU GUYS.
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I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR 30 BLOCKS
JUST TO FIND A DOOR TO ENTER THROUGH.
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KRAMER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I CAME TO GET MY
HAIRCUT. OH, YEAH.
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IT TOOK ME 20 YEARS TO REALIZE
I HAD THE HAIR OF A BLACK MAN.
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I MUST BE AN OCTOROON.
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DON'T JUST STAND THERE,
KRAMER. HELP US. DO SOMETHING.
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OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. YOU HONKIES
ARE ON YOUR OWN. OH, YEAH.
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WHAT'S WITH THE ELABORATE
WAY BLACK GUYS SHAKE HANDS?
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THEY SMACK, SLAP,
WIGGLE. WHAT IS THE DEAL?
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HEY. I HAVEN'T SEEN
YOU IN A LONG TIME.
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I THINK I'LL SMACK YOU AND SLAP
YOU AND REALLY HURT YOUR HAND.
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LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHIN'. WHAT
YOU DOIN' UP IN THE PROJECTS?
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YEAH. YEAH, THIS THE PROJECTS.
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PROJECTS? WHAT TEACHER
ASSIGNED THIS PROJECT?
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LOOKING AT THE STATE OF IT, I
HOPE THEY'RE GRADING ON A CURVE.
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- WHAT?
- DON'T PAY
ANY ATTENTION TO HIM.
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HE'S DELIRIOUS. HE DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING.
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SO, IF HE DOES SAY SOMETHING, IT'S,
UH, DELIRIUM. SO DON'T PAY ANY ATTEN...
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THAT'S WHY THEY CALL
HIM MR., UH, DELIRIOUS.
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IT'S LOOKS LIKE YOUR MAN IS
DISSIN' YOU, BROTHER. WHAT UP?
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YEAH. HE COLD DISSIN'.
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WHAT IS "DIS"?
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IS IT THE OPPOSITE OF "DAT"?
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AND WHEN DID WE BECOME BROTHERS?
DOES MOM KNOW ABOUT THIS?
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HEY, YO! DON'T BE TALKIN'
'BOUT MY MOTHER. WHAT'S UP?
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HEY, MAN. YOU-YOU TREADIN' ON GROUND
ZERO, YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT THIS BOY'S MAMA.
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WHY ARE BLACK
GUYS SO PROTECTIVE...
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OF THEIR MOTHERS?
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HEY, MAN, WHAT DID YOU SAY? HE
DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING.
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HE DOESN'T KNOW. HE DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING.
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SO, UH... BOY, DOES HE NOT
KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING.
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BOY? WHO YOU CALLIN' "BOY"?
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I DIDN'T MEAN "BOY." I DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT BOY MEANS.
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"GIRL" I KNOW. BUT I
DON'T KNOW FROM BOYS.
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LET'S GET THIS SUCKER.
WE'LL BUM RUSH YOUR ASS!
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WHY DO THEY CALL
IT "BUM RUSHING"?
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WHO'S A BUM? WHAT'S THE RUSH?
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WHY WOULD A BUM BE IN A
HURRY? THEY HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.
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THEY HAVE NO PRESSING
ENGAGEMENTS. THEY'RE BUMS.
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THEY SHOULD CALL IT "DRAGGING
YOU OFF AND KICKIN' THE"...
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YEAH, LOOK, UH, JERRY SEINFELD
COULDN'T MAKE IT HERE TONIGHT,
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SO, YOU KNOW, HE ASKED
US TO FILL IN FOR HIM.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
YEAH. HEH, HEH. FILL IN FOR HIM.
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PEEP THIS. YOU KNOW, LIKE, WHEN YOU
BE WASHING YOUR LAUNDRY AND STUFF,
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YOU KNOW, LIKE, ONE SOCK
END UP MISSIN' AND STUFF.
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LIKE, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
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YEAH. WHAT BE UP
WITH THAT MISSIN' SOCK?
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♪♪
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♪ MY NAME IS BLADE AND YOU
KNOW YOU JUST MADE MY DAY ♪
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♪ NOTHIN' TO SAY HOW ABOUT
WE GO SOMEWHERE AND PLAY ♪
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♪ A LITTLE FAST, YEAH I
KNOW IT'S KINDA CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU
MY THOUGHTS ARE KINDA HAZY ♪
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♪ OH, THAT'S RIGHT I
NEVER DID ASK YOUR NAME ♪
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♪ IT'S LIKE I READ YOU I'M
HOPIN' THAT YOU FEEL THE SAME ♪
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♪ I FEEL SOME CHEMISTRY
HOW COULD THAT JUST BE ME ♪
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♪ I SEE YOU FALLIN', BABY
GIRL YOU WANT IT, WANT IT ♪
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♪ OH, OH, DON'T YOU KNOW ♪
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♪ YOU ARE MY TASTE OF MORNIN' ♪
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♪ SUNSHINE LADY ♪
♪ WHAT YOU DOIN' TONIGHT ♪
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♪ OH, I WANT YOU TO BE ♪
♪ I WANNA BE ♪
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♪♪
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LET'S KEEP IT GOIN' FOR FRANKIE,
THE COMIC WITH ONE NAME.
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COME ON, FRANKIE.
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OUR NEXT ACT HOPES TO
RELEASE SOME OF THE TENSION...
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THAT IS GRIPPIN'
OUR NEIGHBORHOOD...
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AND HEAL IT... WITH LAUGHTER.
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SO, IN THE SPIRIT
OF BROTHERHOOD,
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GIVE A BIG ZODIAC
COMEDY SHACK WELCOME...
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FOR SAMMY... AND KIM.
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COME ON. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.
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ALL RIGHT. BOY, I TELL YOU
WHAT. IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE.
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MATTER OF FACT, IT'S GOOD
TO BE ANYWHERE. SAY WHAT?
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YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID, RIGHT?
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ALL RIGHT, WELL,
YOU KNOW, RIGHT NOW,
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IT'S TIME FOR ME TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO MY BEST FRIEND.
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I'M TALKIN' ABOUT MY MAIN
MAN... KIM! GIVE IT UP FOR KIM!
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WELL, SAY HELLO, DUMMY.
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HELLO, DUMMY!
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KIM'S CRAZY, ISN'T HE?
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NOW WE WOULD LIKE
TO DO A LITTLE SKETCH...
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THAT WE CALL "THE MARKET."
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THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU.
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♪♪
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YO, MAN. WHY YOU ALWAYS
FOLLOW ME AROUND, MAN?
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YOU BUY SOMETHING NOW!
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MAN, I'M TELLING YOU. I'M
JUST LOOKIN', ALL RIGHT?
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YOU NO LOOKING. YOU BUY!
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MAN, GIVE ME A CHANCE, MAN.
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DAMN. I WANNA
DECIDE. I DON'T FEEL
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COMFORTABLE WITH YOU
BREATHING DOWN MY NECK.
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THEN YOU NO LIKING. THEN
YOU LEAVE! COME IN TOMORROW!
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FINE. I'M OUTTA HERE. THANK
YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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NOW CONTINUING WITH THE HEALING.
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RIGHT NOW, WE'D LIKE TO DO SOMETHING
THAT WE CALL "THE LIQUOR STORE."
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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♪♪
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YO, MAN. WHY YOU ALWAYS
FOLLOW ME AROUND, MAN?
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YOU BUY SOMETHING NOW!
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HEY, MAN. I'M JUST LOOKIN', MAN.
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YOU NO LOOK. YOU BUY.
COME ON, MAKE MY DAY.
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YOU STEAL MALT LIQUOR! I KNOW!
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MAN, WHEN DID I STEAL
MALT LIQUOR, MAN?
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WHEN DON'T YOU?
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I TOLD YOU I'M GONNA
PAY FOR IT, ALL RIGHT?
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WHY DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU?
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DO I LOOK LIKE SOME
KIND OF DUMMY?
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THAT'S WHY I AM WATCHING YOU.
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ALL RIGHT, MAN. DAMN.
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♪♪
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HEY, MAN! DAMN!
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YOU NO READING MY MAGAZINE! YOU
BUY! THIS IS NO LIBRARY! YOU BUY NOW!
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MAN, GET OFF MY BUTT.
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00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,968
NO. YOU KISSING MY BUTT. AND I HOPE,
WHEN YOU APPLY YOUR LIPS TO MY BUTTOCK,
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YOU COME UP WITH
SPLINTER ON YOUR TONGUE.
211
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YOU NO LOOK! YOU BUY!
212
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,197
THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY
MUCH. HAVE A GOOD EVENING.
213
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,799
THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
214
00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,068
WHOO! OH, MAN.
215
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:20,104
NOW CONTINUING ON
THE THEME CALLED...
216
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:23,208
"CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"
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00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:27,712
WE WOULD LIKE TO CLOSE WITH
A LITTLE DRAMATIC MOMENT...
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I'D LIKE TO CALL "THE RIOT."
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THANK YOU.
220
00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:37,355
WHAA! WHAA! YOU NO
BURNING MY STORE!
221
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,624
THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
222
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:43,561
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. OF ALL
THE CROWDS WE'VE PERFORMED FOR...
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00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,764
YOU BEEN THE
MOST RECENT. I'M KIM.
224
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,565
AND I'M SAMMY.
225
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:50,034
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
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PEACE. ALL RIGHT.
227
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:58,342
ONE MORE TIME! SAMMY AND KIM!
228
00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:06,251
DR. JONES. DR. KLEIN.
PAGING DR. KLEIN.
229
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,253
OKAY. JUST FILL OUT
THESE FORMS IN TRIPLICATE,
230
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AND THE DOCTOR WILL
SEE YOU SHORTLY, OKAY?
231
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,957
WHAT WAS THAT?
232
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:16,728
I DON'T KNOW. IT SOUNDS LIKE
SOMEBODY RAN OVER A HYENA. EWW!
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00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:19,297
HEY!
234
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:22,733
WHOO!
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00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,670
HEY.
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00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:31,442
- UM, CAN I HELP YOU?
- OH, YEAH. 'CAUSE I'M IN PAIN.
237
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,946
I AIN'T FELT PAIN LIKE THIS SINCE I GOT
MY STOMACH KICKED IN IN THE RIOTS.
238
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,716
UH, MISS, I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT.
239
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:42,065
THERE ARE ABOUT 10 PEOPLE... YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M "RET" TO BLOW.
240
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,322
OH, MY! WELL, HERE.
YOU HAVE A SEAT,
241
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,591
AND I WILL GET THE
DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY.
242
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,060
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE PUTTIN'
YOUR HANDS ALL ON ME THOUGH.
243
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:52,964
OOH, SHOOT. THESE CONTRACTIONS
IS JUST KILLIN' ME, GIRL.
244
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:56,902
OOH, AND THIS MAKIN' MY
LIPS SO HARD AND CRISPY.
245
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,738
OOH, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?
246
00:13:59,807 --> 00:14:02,274
NO, THANK YOU. OH, OKAY.
247
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:06,011
- DID YOU TAKE LAMAZE?
- NO, BUT I WAS WITH LAMAR
AND LAMERTIN.
248
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,780
I DON'T KNOW LAMAZE. AIN'T
HE LIGHT-SKINNED AND STUFF?
249
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,149
AND HE USED TO POP LOCK
AND STUFF BACK IN THE DAY?
250
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,151
I REMEMBER HIM.
HE'S GOOD. HE'S GOOD.
251
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,153
I'LL ROCK HIS
WORLD. I SURE WILL.
252
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,756
WHY YOU SO SCARED?
WHY YOU BE SCARED?
253
00:14:18,826 --> 00:14:21,226
I CAN'T HELP IT. I'M
TWO WEEKS OVERDUE.
254
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,539
OH, GIRL, THAT AIN'T NOTHIN'.
I'M ABOUT TWO MONTHS OVERDUE.
255
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:27,432
I JUST CROSSED MY LEGS 'CAUSE... AND
HELD IT IN 'CAUSE I WANTED ME A CAPRICORN.
256
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,569
THAT'S REAL.
257
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:35,540
OOH, BOY, I FEEL LIKE THIS BABY
IS KICKIN' FIELD GOALS IN MY STUFF.
258
00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:39,410
OH! OH!
259
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,059
I GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE
DRANK ALL THAT KOOL-AID.
260
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,484
OH, MY GOD. YOUR WATER
BROKE. DOCTOR! QUICKLY.
261
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,530
YES, NURSE. WHAT SEEMS
TO BE THE PROBLEM? OH.
262
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,891
I'VE GOT YOU, YOU
LITTLE DAMN PIG!
263
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,160
TAKE HER OFF OF
ME! WHAT THE HELL...
264
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:58,430
GET HER TO THE BURN UNIT
IMMEDIATELY. SHE IS ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH.
265
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,932
SHE LOOKS LIKE A DAMN
MOOSE CHEWIN' ICE.
266
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,600
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
267
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,669
GRAB A NET. I'LL
GET THE DART GUN.
268
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,104
DOCTOR. DOCTOR, THIS
COULD HAPPEN ANY SECOND.
269
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,174
OKAY, MISS. I'M GONNA HAVE
TO LAY YOU ON THE TABLE.
270
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,043
GET ON THE TABLE. ALL
RIGHT. LAY ME ON THE TABLE.
271
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,546
LAY ME DOWN.
272
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:18,516
AS SOON AS I GET THIS BUN OUT THE
OVEN, WE COULD REALLY DO SOMETHIN'.
273
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,352
YOU AIN'T TURNIN' ME ON. YOU
GONNA HAVE TO TURN ME IN.
274
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,889
OH, DOCTOR! HER CONTRACTIONS ARE
JUST A MINUTE APART. WE'VE GOTTA HURRY.
275
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,292
UH, DO I HAVE TO...
276
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,629
OH, UH...
277
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,657
HELL, THIS LOOKS LIKE A
GOOD PLACE FOR A STICK UP.
278
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:37,869
UH, NURSE, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST HOSE HER DOWN, AND-AND...
279
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,939
I MEAN, HOLD HER
DOWN. I GOTTA GO PREP.
280
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:44,376
NOW YOU CALM DOWN, OR I'M GONNA
HAVE TO GIVE YOU AN EPISIOTOMY.
281
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,056
OOH, YOU NASTY. YOU AIN'T
TOUCHIN' NO PART OF MY 'NATOMY.
282
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,348
YOU ALL WITH THAT KINKY STUFF
IN HERE. I AIN'T IN WITH THAT STUFF.
283
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,617
LET GO OF ME. THIS
IS FOR MEN ONLY.
284
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,019
DOCTOR. DOCTOR,
WE NEED YOU STAT.
285
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:58,256
MOVE OUTTA THE
WAY, 'CAUSE I'M GOIN' IN!
286
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,658
CHECK IT OUT. GET ALL IN THERE.
287
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,961
OOH, DOCTOR, YOU LOOK FREAKY.
YOU GOT ALL THAT RUBBER ON AND STUFF.
288
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,064
I'M DOWN FOR SOME
"M AND M." COME ON.
289
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,600
OH, MY GOD! IT'S
THE FACE OF SATAN!
290
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,849
DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
291
00:16:10,873 --> 00:16:13,438
A PRIEST AND SOME HOLY
WATER! DID YOU SEE THAT?
292
00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:15,607
OH, DOCTOR.
293
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,653
LOOK, DOCTOR, THIS
PAIN IS TOO MUCH.
294
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,957
I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO ONE
OF THEM CAESAR SALAD SECTIONS ON ME.
295
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,160
- GIVE ME SOMETHIN'
FOR THIS PAIN.
- DO YOU WANT AN EPIDURAL?
296
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,185
NO. GIVE ME A
"SCRAWBERRY" DAIQUIRI...
297
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,220
AND SOME "SCRIMPS."
298
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,491
YOU GOTTA BE OUT OF YOUR UGLY
MIND. GET HER SOME ANESTHESIA.
299
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:37,995
OH, YOU MEAN ANESTHESIA. SHE
OVER AT DARNEL'S AND THEM HOUSE.
300
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:41,433
OH, MY GOD. I THINK SHE'S GONNA
BLOW. OKAY. OKAY, NOW PUSH!
301
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,735
PUSH!
302
00:16:43,804 --> 00:16:46,070
NOT LIKE THAT!
303
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,555
OH, I'M SORRY. I GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE
ATE ALL THEM CHITTERLINGS AND STUFF.
304
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:55,758
- OOH, I FEEL IT COMIN'.
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO
WITH THIS ONE, HONEY.
305
00:16:55,782 --> 00:17:00,251
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
GO. SET ONE! SET! SET!
306
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,426
IT'S ROSEMARY'S BABY!
307
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:12,330
OH. CONGRATULATIONS! IT'S A...
308
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:15,066
OH, UM, IT'S ALIVE.
309
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,403
OH, THANK YOU. OH.
310
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:21,906
YOU SO BEAUTIFUL. YOU
LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA.
311
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:24,175
YOU REMIND ME OF HALLE BERRY.
312
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,886
YEAH, BABY. I'M A-ROCK
YOUR CRADLE, BABY.
313
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,822
NOW, I JUST NEED A LITTLE
INFORMATION FOR THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
314
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,692
WHAT'S THE HORSE'S...
UH, THE FATHER'S NAME?
315
00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:43,594
YEAH, MAN. WHO
THE HELL DID THIS?
316
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,898
AND WHY IS HE FREE
TO WALK THE EARTH?
317
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:51,069
I DON'T KNOW, BUT... DON'T YOU
WORRY ABOUT IT, LITTLE WANDA.
318
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,237
I'M A-FIND YOUR DADDY.
319
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,313
♪♪
320
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,751
YEAH! ALL RIGHT!
SEE YA LATER, GUYS!
321
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:15,821
DON'T TAKE DRUGS! GOOD NIGHT!
322
00:18:58,839 --> 00:19:02,773
♪♪
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