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This programme contains strong
language and scenes which some
viewers may find upsetting
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MAN LAUGHS
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It's Dave! In love with Dave!
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I can't believe
it's happened for him.
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Have you got my phone?
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Why would I have your phone?
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SHE SIGHS
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But Dave?
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Dave, though!
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Three weeks? Yeah.
They've been together three weeks.
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And she's in love with him?
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Do you think I'll need a coat?
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There's kind of a chill.
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But I don't want to be hot.
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This is so dull.
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Have we become boring?
You've become boring!
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HE LAUGHS
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But Dave, settling down?!
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Ah, it's great for him.
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You know she's 42?
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What?
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His new girlfriend's 42.
She'll be wanting a baby, she'll...
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You've told me she's 42,
like, five times.
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When?!
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OK. One, when you're walking
around doing your teeth
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with your willy out.
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Just stay at the sink!
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HE LAUGHS
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Two...
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Hey.
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Oh, sorry. Can I...? Oh, sorry.
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No, sorry. No, go ahead.
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Would you mind filling up my bottle?
Sure.
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Sure! Yeah!
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CHILD BABBLES
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MOTHER GIGGLES NERVOUSLY
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Oh, thank you.
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I'm sorry. No worries...
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Fun, fun, fun!
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What?
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HE CHUCKLES
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Oh, my God, that's...
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That's so bad.
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Oh, now that's cute.
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Urgh.
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£3.50!
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£3.50?!
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Stop looking at me.
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Why would I want to look at you?
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I'm fine.
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I'll be fine today.
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Now, that's lovely.
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Why do you never send me
cards like that?
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Because I'm not a massive prick.
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PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
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# My dreams are up in arms because
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# They say they can't
compete with you
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# You stop the day
with a little syllable
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# Left unfinished
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# When you move to kiss me
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# Now each word bursts
like a volcano
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# Cos there's nowhere else
for this love to go
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# I grabbed a keyboard
and a microphone
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# Cos there's nowhere else
for this love to turn... #
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SHE GASPS
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# And I
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# I just can't believe
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# I've found someone
the same as me... #
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Lisa?
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Hey.
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I'm so sorry.
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What are you sorry for?
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It's so...so fucking stupid.
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Yeah, of course it's stupid.
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Does it look like I've been crying?
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You've never looked better.
Look at you. You're gorgeous.
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You should have come out
the house looking like this!
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Oh, man.
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They moved us.
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Oh, great. I found the email
and it did say 14,
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so they didn't have a leg
to stand on.
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Oi-oi! Do you want a cuddle
with your cousin,
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or second cousin, or whatever?
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Ah, we've had a bit of a tummy
bug, so don't want to...
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Oh, we don't want to catch
a tummy bug, do we, Finlay?
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No, no. That's the last thing
we need, innit, eh?
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More sleepless nights.
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There we go. There we go.
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Go on, sit down.
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So, your Dave's got a new woman!
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Ah, yeah. Apparently
she's in love with him.
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It sounds like Dave's going
to settle down.
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No! It's amazing.
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Lovely house. Thank you.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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No, sorry, Dave, I'm just
looking for this bloody, erm...
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Ah. At last!
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Oh...
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Thank you.
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Pleasure.
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Make yourself at home.
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Thank you, yeah.
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Lovely colour. Yeah.
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Coffee machine. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Your beauty knows no bounds.
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Shh. Don't speak.
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Sorry.
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I'm seeing my friends tomorrow.
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I've told them all about you.
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You should probably
meet them, actually.
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It's been three weeks...
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Mm.
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They're all, like, married or
engaged, so it gets a bit coupley.
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Oh, God. Yeah.
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No, it'd be great to get
you out with them and er...
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You could meet them,
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meet my son, Daniel. He's amazing.
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Mm.
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SHE SIGHS
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Any more lumps, clots?
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Nope.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Yep. All gone.
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DISTANT SIREN
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Are you hungry?
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No, I'm good.
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Do you want to go get a coffee?
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I just need to get to work.
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Something to eat?
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Got some jelly beans in my bag.
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Jelly beans?
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Yeah.
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I'm good for jelly beans.
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Why don't you want
one of my jelly beans?
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SHE SNICKERS
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Why do you even have jelly beans?
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Just fancied some.
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How often do you buy jelly beans?
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About once a week.
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You buy jelly beans once a week?
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It's not like a strict thing.
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Oh, is it not? Buying jelly beans
isn't a strict thing for you?
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No.
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That's good to know. I just...
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About once a week I think, "Ooh,
yeah, I'll buy some jelly beans."
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How did I not know this about you?
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There's loads
you don't know about me. Yeah.
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You're full of hidden depths.
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THEY LAUGH
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Shall we get going?
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Yeah.
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Wait. What have you got on
at work today?
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I need to format the annual report.
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Well, at least
it's something interesting!
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I feel like we should start
trying again.
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Whatever you need.
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If you do insist on having sex
with me over and over again
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until you get pregnant, then...
You'll be OK with that?
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Let me just... Let me just...
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You put your fingers on your chin!
Mm.
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You've actually
put your fingers on your chin!
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I'll cope. Oh, thanks!
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I'll find an inner strength.
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We're good now.
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We've got through
seeing Erin's baby,
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got through the check-up.
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If we can get through my dad
waving a baby in your face,
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we can get through anything.
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Now we just need to keep positive.
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Keep moving forwards.
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Can we get going?
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Yeah.
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Well, can we actually, though,
rather than just...?
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Definitely.
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STARTS ENGINE
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You're late! Yes.
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Heavy night, was it?
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Oh... Every night's a heavy night.
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BEEPING
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Try again.
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I've asked Malik to get it fixed.
Oh, dear.
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Yeah, but...
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PHONE RINGS
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One second.
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Hello?
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Yes.
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That's perfect.
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Mm. Yeah, can I call you back?
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Great. Bye!
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Sorry about that.
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Machines, eh? Right!
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Has Malik fixed it yet? No.
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Oh, my God! It's so mad!
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It's Beavers and Cubs on a Monday,
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swimming on a Tuesday,
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Wednesdays we can't do anything
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because Jonathan
"has to have the car".
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Are you all right to do their toast?
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Yeah.
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There's more bread in the cupboard.
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Sam! Frankie! Church!
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Shall I cut the crusts off?
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Oh... No, they're good, thanks.
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You're so lovely!
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Oh, my God. I'm sorry,
but that is so funny, Amanda.
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I cannot wait till you have kids!
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She won't be cutting the crusts off!
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No, she won't be cutting
the crusts off!
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WHISPERS: Hi, how are you?
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INAUDIBLE WHISPERS
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CARTOON PLAYS ON PHONE
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Shoes.
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Shoes!
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If I tell you to take your shoes
off, you take your shoes off!
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Take your shoes off,
Granny'll give you biscuits.
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Mum, please.
That's not helpful.
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All kicking off in there.
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Yep.
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I don't know
how your sister does it.
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Running round.
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All that cooking.
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You think your job's stressful -
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Children are
a whole different level.
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You know she's started them
in karate?
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Yeah.
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Can I do a wee?
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Er...
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I will... I just need to do a wee.
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My mates are like,
"Come on! Let's meet her!"
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I just find it hilarious.
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I'm just like, "She's busy
with work.
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"I'm sure she'll come out
at some point."
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You going to be hot?
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No.
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I'm ovulating!
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Are you talking to me?!
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I'm ovulating!
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Can you say it louder?!
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I'm ovulating!
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MOUTH FULL: No... Can you
really shout it, please?!
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HE LAUGHS
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I'M OVULATING!
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HE CHUCKLES
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Do you want me to wash it?
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Do you need to wash it?
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Probably.
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Yeah, that's...
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..so disgusting.
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Well, I'll go and flop it
over the sink.
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Please, it's not big enough to flop.
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HE LAUGHS
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God, it's cold.
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Yeah.
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The pressure's gone on the boiler.
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Can you stop
talking about the boiler?
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Are you sure?
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THEY GIGGLE
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ALARM RINGS
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Oh, it was a masterclass!
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I was like a bull - in and out.
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God, I'm lucky!
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THEY LAUGH
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Do you want a moist chicken,
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or do you want an orgasm?
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You can't have both!
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I'll do the broccoli.
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THEY LAUGH
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BIN CLATTERS
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FLY BUZZES
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Just leave it. Shh!
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HE LAUGHS
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Shh!
276
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,160
This is so sexy.
277
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,360
I'm... I'm not doing it
with a fly in the room.
278
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,120
He's not going to watch us!
279
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,080
He's got like a thousand eyes!
280
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,160
BIN CLATTERS
281
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,160
D3?
282
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,200
Um, yeah?
283
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,920
This one's got D3 in it
and this one hasn't.
284
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,160
This one's got iron in it
and this one...
285
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,440
Oh, maybe it does...
286
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,520
What about folates?
287
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,680
What the fuck are folates?
288
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,200
THEY LAUGH
289
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,280
Jesus.
290
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,200
Oh! Oh, here he is!
291
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,640
ROWDY LAUGHTER
292
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,080
What have you got in there, then?
293
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,040
Where's your new lady?
294
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,640
Er, er... She says
that she's very sorry.
295
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,080
She's desperate to meet you
all, but erm...
296
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,520
Sadly she doesn't exist!
297
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,880
No! Sadly she's very busy with work.
298
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,440
Yeah, well, we can't wait
to meet her, mate.
299
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,240
No, honestly,
she's chomping at the bit.
300
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,440
She doesn't stop going on
about you guys. This is nice.
301
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,440
Oi! Get off! Get off!
302
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,080
How are you two, anyway?
303
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,720
You two been good?
304
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,040
Yeah. Yeah, really good.
305
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,800
Thanks for that.
306
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,360
No, happy to. Do you want
to say a quick hello to him?
307
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,280
Yep.
308
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,600
TV BLARES
309
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,240
Say hi to your dad.
310
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,320
Hi.
311
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,480
You all right, big guy?
312
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,800
What are you watching?
313
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,840
This.
314
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,400
Great.
315
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,040
Did you mention his award?
316
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,960
Er... It was in
the school newsletter.
317
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,280
Oh, please...
318
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,640
Just say well done to him.
319
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,000
You read the school newsletter?!
320
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,640
Just fucking...
321
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,640
No! I'm not going to
bend over and...
322
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,960
Just fucking do it.
323
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,560
Er...
324
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,200
Well done on the award, mate.
325
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,800
That's so cool.
326
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,080
I said well done.
Say goodbye to your dad!
327
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,600
I said well done.
328
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,920
Say goodbye to your dad.
329
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,280
Say goodbye to your dad!
330
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,040
I'm actually his father.
Yeah, OK.
331
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,160
And you don't even tell me
about headteacher's award?!
332
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,560
Yeah, OK. Wow.
What a great mother.
333
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,520
No, I'm not... I'm not doing this.
You're letting your son down.
334
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,480
You're letting
the...the school down.
335
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,400
Do you even care about his feelings?
336
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,960
How's your little boy?
337
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,920
Oh, he won a headteacher's award!
338
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,960
Oh, that's so nice!
339
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:52,080
Yeah, I took him this, like,
amazing, like, Lego set.
340
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,680
They're not cheap.
341
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,360
It's only money.
342
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,080
What?
343
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,320
I'm just...
Oh, right. Yeah.
344
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,360
They're inviting us out -
Dave and Amanda!
345
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,000
They want us to go out for dinner!
346
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,120
Lisa!
347
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,200
We're finally going
to get to meet Amanda!
348
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,560
Can you fuck off?
349
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,640
Are you sure?
350
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,680
You don't want me to stand here
and go on about Amanda?
351
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,880
Go away!
352
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,000
Yep!
353
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,600
SHE GROANS
354
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,200
Ah, Jesus.
355
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,520
LINE RINGS OUT
356
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,720
CLUB MUSIC BLARES
357
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,040
At the tone,
please record your message.
358
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,840
When you have finished, you may...
359
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,520
MUSIC BUILDS
360
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,440
DOORBELL RINGS TUNEFULLY
361
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,560
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
362
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,920
One minute! Sorry!
363
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,440
Come in if you want!
364
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,920
Bath's ready!
365
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,200
Bath's ready!
366
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,240
Hey, Alfie.
367
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,520
There's a woman in the hallway!
368
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,640
Alfie, turn the TV off!
Bath's ready!
369
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,920
I can't hear you! The telly's on!
370
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,760
The bath's ready!
371
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,280
Alexa, announce "bath's ready"!
372
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,120
Alfie, TV off now!
373
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,760
Alexa!
374
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,680
Apparently, she's madly in love
with Dave -
375
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,760
Stephen's best man.
376
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,320
Ha! How could anyone
be in love with Dave?
377
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,240
She's booked this posh restaurant
in the middle of, like...
378
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,360
But she's paying, right?
We don't know.
379
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,160
You don't know?!
380
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,520
How do we ask?!
381
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,640
What you having?
382
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,920
Erm, just a lemonade please.
No ice.
383
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,680
But don't let me
stop you having a beer.
384
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,640
Um, two lemonades, please.
One with ice.
385
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,120
Lemonade?
386
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,240
How long?
387
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,680
11 weeks. Oh!
388
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,000
What can I get you?
389
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,440
Oh, we're being served.
390
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,640
Oh, my God!
They're going to be like...
391
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,720
Same year at school. Yes!
392
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,120
For a starter?!
393
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,520
15 quid for a starter?
394
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,920
Yeah. I nodded.
395
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,960
She's literally got money
coming out of her arse.
396
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,520
Right, cheapest mains...
397
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,240
Oh, my God, don't.
398
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,400
20... 30.
399
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,440
Seven.
400
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,520
Pounds.
401
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,560
Fuck off.
402
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,120
For a bit of veg?
403
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,600
Look at the steaks.
404
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,560
We're here for
our 12-week scan. 10.30.
405
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,040
Lisa.
406
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,280
Date of birth?
407
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,240
March 4th, 1990.
408
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,200
First line of your address?
409
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,680
Flat 96, Lawson Court.
410
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,800
Did you want to purchase any photos?
411
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,320
Photos...
412
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,360
We should get a load of them.
Yeah.
413
00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:58,560
They're £5 each.
414
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,280
We'll...get two.
415
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,960
Two's plenty.
416
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,960
How's it going?
417
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,200
Yeah. Getting heavy.
418
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,680
How far are you?
419
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,280
12 weeks.
420
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,200
12 weeks, three days.
421
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,240
An important three days!
Yeah, it is!
422
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,160
Oh, so you've got your scan?
423
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,960
Paid for the photos!
424
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,360
£5 each!
425
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,400
The sonographers, they just give
them out for free.
426
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,560
No way! Don't think about it.
427
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,320
Yeah. Let's not think about it.
428
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,800
Oh, my God! That's so annoying!
429
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,920
Lisa?
430
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,120
Oh, yes!
431
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,080
No, I've got them.
432
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,560
Nice to meet you.
433
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,120
Just relax and enjoy.
434
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,400
I'll try!
435
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,560
No, I'm still feeling very sick.
436
00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,680
Oh, dear.
437
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,320
I'll try not to puke on you!
438
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,080
But we... We think
there's a bump, don't we?
439
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,400
It's all those biscuits
I've been eating.
440
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,840
Can we get you on the bed?
441
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,160
Yep.
442
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,680
Where shall I...?
443
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,760
Just sit down!
444
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,000
You can sit there.
445
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,080
Great. Thanks.
446
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,920
Happy now?
447
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,960
Very comfortable.
448
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,160
So, have you tried ginger biscuits?
449
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,280
Yes. No good, sadly.
450
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,640
Rich Teas seem to work a little bit.
451
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,320
I tried her on a Digestive, and...
452
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,240
Don't! Are you mad?
Even the mention of it!
453
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,560
It's the texture.
I used to love them!
454
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,080
Would you mind rolling up your top?
455
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,160
Yes! Sorry.
456
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,240
That would help.
457
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,920
And just pop your trousers
below your...
458
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,240
That good? And the back as well. Oh.
459
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,400
Excellent.
460
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,960
This is going to be
a little bit cold.
461
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,360
Yep.
462
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,360
LISA GIGGLES
463
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,720
We... We bought
two of those photos.
464
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,080
Oh, don't worry. I'll give you
as many of those as you like.
465
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,640
Oh, amazing.
466
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,920
Thank you.
467
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,920
Our parents will be wanting some.
468
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,080
Yeah.
469
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,200
My dad will have them
plastered all over the house.
470
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,720
Yeah, he's great like that!
471
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,960
I'll just grab them as we go.
472
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,880
Thanks.
473
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,920
Er, do you want
to...watch what I'm scanning?
474
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,840
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
475
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,400
See what's going on.
476
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,680
OK. So, I'll have a little look,
477
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,520
and I'll let you know what I find.
478
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,640
Can take a little while, so...
479
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,120
We're quite nervous.
480
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,200
Don't worry. Everybody is.
481
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,080
We had an early loss.
482
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,600
Just relax.
483
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,440
Yeah.
484
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,080
Sorry.
485
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,720
It can take a while, as I say,
486
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,640
but I will let you know
just as soon as I can.
487
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,760
Thank you.
488
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,440
I need to find a better angle.
489
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,600
Oh. Sorry.
490
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,280
No, no. You stay where you are.
491
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,680
He's hiding.
492
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,480
They can be very cheeky,
some of them!
493
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,800
Yeah, I wonder where
he gets that from. Oi!
494
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,480
How long since your last period?
495
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,200
12 weeks three days.
496
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,720
It's an important three days.
497
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,000
Is that the baby?
498
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,440
One minute, please.
499
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,960
Your last period was
12 weeks and three days.
500
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,000
I'm measuring eight weeks,
five days.
501
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,520
And I, erm...
502
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,680
..I'm not finding a heartbeat.
503
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,000
I'll, erm...
504
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,080
I'm not finding a heartbeat.
505
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,120
There's a gown behind the screen.
506
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,080
I'll need to scan you vaginally.
507
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,040
HORN BLARES
508
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,440
SHOUTING
509
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,800
HORN TOOTS IMPATIENTLY
510
00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:36,040
SHE SNIFFS
511
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,360
DOOR BUZZER RINGS
512
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,239
Can you take this for number 82?
513
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,920
Er, yeah.
514
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,360
Can I just, er...
515
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,760
Name?
516
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,280
Er, Stephen.
517
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,880
Flat 96.
518
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,600
Do you want any lunch?
519
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,360
I'm good.
520
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,160
SHE SOBS
521
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,800
Uh-oh! Late again!
522
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,320
I know, right?
523
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,920
Morning!
524
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,960
Morning.
525
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,760
ALARM RINGS
526
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,920
Can you pause it?
527
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,800
CLOSES WINDOW/ALARM DULLS
528
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,640
Morning!
529
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,680
Yeah, I'm not even joking.
530
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,880
OK.
531
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,680
I'm more than happy for Seb or Clara
or Cindy to stay here
532
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,080
till nine on a Wednesday.
533
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,360
I'd actually love
to see Seb doing that.
534
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,040
That would make me...
535
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,960
That would make me very happy.
536
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,800
The meetings we had
about the email strategy!
537
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,200
So, is the newsletter
not good enough for her now?
538
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,760
Because I'm happy for someone
else to take it on.
539
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,880
SOBBING
540
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,400
No, I want to go.
541
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,000
OK.
542
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,440
I need to go. This isn't going to...
543
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,040
..going to become who I am.
544
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,000
I'm not going to let it fucking...
545
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,160
..let it change me.
546
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,280
Oh, God, Stephen.
547
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,520
It hurts so much.
548
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,560
Sorry we're late!
549
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,400
How are you? You good?
550
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,000
Where have you been hiding?
You've been silent on the old er...
551
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,760
Hey! What are you doing here?!
552
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,680
Uh-oh.
553
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,600
Lisa's here. Helmets on!
554
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,920
THEY LAUGH
555
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,760
You've been silent on the WhatsApps.
556
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,720
Oh, a mad couple of weeks.
557
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,400
Well, it's about to get madder.
558
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,280
This is Amanda. Oh! At last!
559
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,520
At last?! No, I didn't mean like...
560
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,520
No, it's been, yeah. Crazy times.
561
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,240
STRAINED LAUGHTER
562
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,760
It's, er, Lisa and Stephen.
563
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,560
Yeah, I got that. Thanks, Dave.
564
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,080
Keeping me on my toes.
565
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,520
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
566
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,320
This place is fucked.
567
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,800
Fucking hell.
568
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,800
LISA CHUCKLES
569
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,520
Jesus Christ.
570
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,320
So, we should share some starters.
571
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,440
Absolutely.
572
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,760
So, we just get maybe...
573
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,720
..six between the four of us?
574
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,280
I don't know how hungry
people are. I'm hungry.
575
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,120
Always hungry.
576
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,000
He was fat at school.
577
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,960
Big-boned, sorry.
578
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,320
Very big-boned.
579
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,960
Huge-boned.
580
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,240
Enormous bones.
581
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,160
Napkin. What?
582
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,120
Putting it on your lap.
583
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,680
I'm just putting a napkin on my lap.
584
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,560
Yeah, no, you put it on your lap,
mate. Where do you put yours?
585
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,960
Yeah... I don't put it on my lap.
586
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,160
Do you like courgette, Lisa?
587
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,480
She does, yeah.
588
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,760
She was asking Lisa!
589
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,840
Sorry! Just got very strong
opinions on courgettes.
590
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,520
Courgettes, napkins...
591
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,040
Yeah, yeah, courgettes, napkins...
592
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,640
..erm...
593
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,280
He's getting a bit ahead of himself.
594
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,800
I'll sort him out later.
595
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,040
Uh-oh.
596
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,760
Or do you prefer aubergine?
597
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,640
I think we should have
at least one vegetable.
598
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,240
Lisa's like, "Forget the
vegetables? Give us the meat!"
599
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:16,520
Yeah, no, it all looks amazing.
600
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,320
Even the cutlery.
601
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,040
Yeah the...the cutlery's like...
602
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,680
Yeah. Unbelievable cutlery.
603
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:24,840
Can I just say,
604
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,040
because obviously it's fascinating
discussing the cutlery...
605
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,240
Yeah, you just don't appreciate
good cutlery.
606
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,680
..it's so great to meet you
at last, Amanda.
607
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,920
At last!
608
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,560
No, I didn't mean...
609
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,120
Second time you've said it.
610
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,040
Yes. No, it's...yeah.
611
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,080
It's been a while.
612
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:45,400
Lisa's like, "How long are you
going to take to introduce her?"
613
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,200
Well, we're here now, so...
614
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,680
Let's have a drink to celebrate.
615
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,920
Ah, Lisa's like, "Cut the chat!
Get me a drink!"
616
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,280
Lisa's always the first
one to the bar, aren't you?
617
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,720
If he doesn't get there first.
618
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,720
Ah! There she is!
619
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,080
So, what are we thinking?
620
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,280
Some red, some white...?
621
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,120
Do you prefer sweeter, drier...?
622
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,160
Great, yeah.
623
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,280
New world? Old world?
624
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,560
Amanda knows basically
everything about wine.
625
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,680
No, I... I did a course.
626
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,960
We...we just normally get
whatever's cheap.
627
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,280
Cool. Doesn't sound like you.
628
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,080
Any bubbles to start?
629
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,960
I'll just have
whatever you're having.
630
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,400
Cheap date. That's literally
the only reason I married her.
631
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,960
Blanc de noirs?
Blanc de blanc?
632
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,640
I'll be OK with wine.
Yeah, me too.
633
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,000
I've been drinking
too much champagne.
634
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,800
A lot of champagne!
635
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,560
That is one problem
I'd very much like to have.
636
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,560
Yeah. Not a problem I think
me and Lisa would have.
637
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,640
Yeah! True, true.
638
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,240
Yeah, we'd be round the back with
a bottle and a couple of straws!
639
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,560
Well, you can't go wrong
with a Bordeaux, so...
640
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,440
Yes, absolutely.
641
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,840
What do you...
What do you mean "Yes, absolutely"?!
642
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,280
I love a Bordeaux.
643
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,760
OK.
644
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,320
Everybody knows I love a Bordeaux.
645
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,320
I'm like, I'm Bordeaux this,
Bordeaux that.
646
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,640
I'm Bordeaux Dave.
647
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,080
Do you know where the...?
648
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,240
Yeah, it's on
the other side of the bar.
649
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,200
Do you need a hand with anything?
650
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,960
What would she need a hand with?
651
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:17,880
What would she need a hand with?
652
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,840
You never know!
653
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,640
You married people are hilarious.
654
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,920
I love a Bordeaux.
655
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,000
Yep, OK. Sorry.
656
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,280
I mean, Jesus.
657
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,320
SHE SNIFFS
658
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,560
It's such an interesting texture.
659
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,880
They actually make it
on the premises.
660
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,640
Do they? They use ancient grains.
661
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,520
Oh, the way it just
comes apart in your hands.
662
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,120
That'll be the ancient grains.
663
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,120
Excellent.
664
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,040
Oh, hey. We saved you some bread.
665
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,520
Thank you. They use ancient grains.
666
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,720
Dave's an expert in grains now.
667
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,680
That's literally not...
668
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,440
I knew you'd be like this.
669
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,720
Have we ordered?
670
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,320
Er, no. We were waiting for you.
671
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,360
Great.
672
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,720
I'm starving. Mm!
673
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,640
I can put it on my work card!
674
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,480
I'm fine, honestly.
675
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,120
They'll...they'll never know.
676
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,160
You already... He...he's
already started the meter!
677
00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:19,360
It was nice, though.
678
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,840
Yeah.
679
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,640
Nice of her to order
champagne and a rack of lamb,
680
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,480
then make us split the bill.
681
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:26,600
Yeah.
682
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:31,880
Do I need it?
683
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,160
Garlic.
684
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we'll blame the garlic.
685
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,440
I didn't really get that
Dave's the love of her life.
686
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,640
He's way more into her
than she's into him.
687
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,200
Like, that happens.
688
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,000
You like me
way more than I like you.
689
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,560
True.
690
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:06,520
It is good that we know now
that like, despite everything,
691
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,880
we can still do these things.
692
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,160
We can still go out,
have a good night.
693
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,440
Put it all behind us.
694
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,040
Stay positive.
695
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,720
I'm always suspicious...
696
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,360
I'm always suspicious
when someone needs to make jokes.
697
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,040
Yeah, he's a bit...
Not simple, but...
698
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,680
All the banter, the laughter.
699
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,120
He's hiding something so dark.
700
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,800
I feel sorry for Lisa.
701
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,720
He wanted to follow
her to the toilet!
702
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:42,760
Yes!
703
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,400
And the Bordeaux!
704
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,800
I love a Bordeaux!
705
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,080
You're Bordeaux Dave.
706
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,280
Right?!
707
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:52,280
They don't call you that
for nothing. I've been to France!
708
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,200
You don't have to laugh
when he laughs at you.
709
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,760
I do.
710
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:29,920
All good?
711
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,560
Yeah. You?
712
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:34,600
Yeah, really good.
713
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,080
Really good, actually.
714
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,080
Can I get you anything?
715
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,520
I'm good.
716
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,760
It's a lovely day outside.
717
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,200
Nice bit of sunshine.
718
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,880
Yeah, I know.
719
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,400
It helps you stay positive.
720
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,200
Shall I open the curtains?
721
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,320
Er...
722
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,000
Nah.
723
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,760
Fancy going outside for a bit?
724
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,680
I'm good.
725
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:33,920
It never gets any smaller.
726
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,120
THEY CHUCKLE
727
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:47,480
I was thinking, we could go
to the cinema this evening.
728
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,240
We could...see what films are on.
729
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:51,400
Have something to eat.
730
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,640
And then...we could go
bowling this weekend.
731
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,920
Er, or crazy golf.
732
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,880
Feed the ducks.
733
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,800
I bought some Soleros.
734
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,520
Or we could go for a walk...
735
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,240
..in the park. Take a frisbee.
736
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,320
Because you're
so good with a frisbee.
737
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,600
HE CHUCKLES
738
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,680
All right in here?
739
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:45,720
Yep.
740
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,720
Your toast's popped up.
741
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,080
Oh, great. Thank you.
742
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,920
What are you going to have on it?
743
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:58,920
Don't know yet.
744
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:03,760
Exciting.
745
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,320
Yeah.
746
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,440
Let's do it.
747
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,160
I'll take the day off work.
748
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,120
I'll say I'm ill again.
749
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,960
Seriously, I need a new pair
of trainers.
750
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,680
You don't need any new trainers.
751
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:40,120
No, we...we could spend the day
at Westfield.
752
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,720
Have some lunch.
753
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,080
Yeah.
754
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,400
There's those, er...
755
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,760
There's those people there
who give you a massage.
756
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,800
Urgh.
757
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,720
Strangers' hands all over you!
758
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,240
Do a bit of shopping?
759
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,200
Yeah, nice.
760
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,120
How long have we been meaning
to get an air fryer?
761
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,840
We can do this.
762
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,240
Oh, Jesus.
763
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,400
This isn't going to change us.
764
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:57,080
There'll be a time in our lives when
we don't cry about an air fryer.
765
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,520
HE CHUCKLES
766
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:02,960
There'd better be.
767
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,280
You all right?
768
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,560
Fantastic.
769
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,680
You?
770
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,280
Yeah.
771
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,440
Really good.
772
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:44,320
We can do this.
773
00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:01,800
# Now each word
bursts like a volcano
774
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,760
# Cos there's nowhere else
for this love to go
775
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:15,200
# I grabbed a keyboard
and a microphone
776
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,120
# Cos there's nowhere else
for this love to turn
777
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:25,560
# And I
778
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:29,000
# I just can't believe
779
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,280
# I've found someone
the same as me. #
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