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Welcome to the daily show. I'm Michael

Welcome to the daily show. I'm Michael

Welcome to the daily show. I'm Michael Caster. We got so much to talk about

Caster. We got so much to talk about

Caster. We got so much to talk about [cheering] tonight. HELL YEAH. HELL

[cheering] tonight. HELL YEAH. HELL

[cheering] tonight. HELL YEAH. HELL YEAH. Trump gets ghosted by his friends.

YEAH. Trump gets ghosted by his friends.

YEAH. Trump gets ghosted by his friends. The best player in the NFL doesn't even

The best player in the NFL doesn't even

The best player in the NFL doesn't even exist. And Fox News uncors a 25- year

exist. And Fox News uncors a 25- year

exist. And Fox News uncors a 25- year age bottle of Islamophobia. So, let's

age bottle of Islamophobia. So, let's

age bottle of Islamophobia. So, let's get into the headlines. [music]

[applause]

[applause]

[applause] Let's start with the big event THAT

Let's start with the big event THAT

Let's start with the big event THAT FINALLY KICKED OFF TONIGHT. FANS from

FINALLY KICKED OFF TONIGHT. FANS from

FINALLY KICKED OFF TONIGHT. FANS from across the country filled the stands to

across the country filled the stands to

across the country filled the stands to cheer on big, sweaty men with brain

cheer on big, sweaty men with brain

cheer on big, sweaty men with brain problems AT TRUMP'S MIDTERM CONVENTION

problems AT TRUMP'S MIDTERM CONVENTION

problems AT TRUMP'S MIDTERM CONVENTION IN DALLAS. [cheering]

IN DALLAS. [cheering]

IN DALLAS. [cheering] [applause]

[applause]

[applause] We'll have more coverage tomorrow, so

We'll have more coverage tomorrow, so

We'll have more coverage tomorrow, so you don't want to miss it. Everyone's

you don't want to miss it. Everyone's

you don't want to miss it. Everyone's going to be there, and I mean everyone.

going to be there, and I mean everyone.

going to be there, and I mean everyone. >> Are you going to the midterm convention?

>> Are you going to the midterm convention?

>> Are you going to the midterm convention? >> Uh, no. I'm going to be in my district.

>> Uh, no. I'm going to be in my district.

>> Uh, no. I'm going to be in my district. >> Okay. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. That guy's

>> Okay. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. That guy's

>> Okay. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. That guy's not going to be there, but everyone else

not going to be there, but everyone else

not going to be there, but everyone else is going. Are you planning to go to the

is going. Are you planning to go to the

is going. Are you planning to go to the Republican convention next week?

Republican convention next week?

Republican convention next week? >> I'm planning to be in my district.

>> I'm planning to be in my district.

>> I'm planning to be in my district. >> I have to be in the district because I

>> I have to be in the district because I

>> I have to be in the district because I have events.

have events.

have events. >> I'll be in the district traveling across

>> I'll be in the district traveling across

>> I'll be in the district traveling across the district.

the district.

the district. >> Damn it. [laughter] Does everyone have a

>> Damn it. [laughter] Does everyone have a

>> Damn it. [laughter] Does everyone have a district nowadays?

district nowadays?

district nowadays? Okay, fine. They're out, too. But it's

Okay, fine. They're out, too. But it's

Okay, fine. They're out, too. But it's not like everyone's campaigning. At

not like everyone's campaigning. At

not like everyone's campaigning. At least the rest of the GOP can go.

least the rest of the GOP can go.

least the rest of the GOP can go. >> I want to get there, but I've got a few

>> I want to get there, but I've got a few

>> I want to get there, but I've got a few things that my son's playing high school

things that my son's playing high school

things that my son's playing high school football and I promised him I would not

football and I promised him I would not

football and I promised him I would not miss any of his games.

miss any of his games.

miss any of his games. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The classic

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The classic

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The classic midweek high school football game.

midweek high school football game.

midweek high school football game. That's why they call it Wednesday Night

That's why they call it Wednesday Night

That's why they call it Wednesday Night Lights, baby.

Lights, baby.

Lights, baby. Clear eyes, full hearts, can't go.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't go.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't go. Okay, that guy's out. But everyone else,

Okay, that guy's out. But everyone else,

Okay, that guy's out. But everyone else, >> my son's getting married

>> my son's getting married

>> my son's getting married >> in Greece.

>> in Greece.

>> in Greece. >> Congratulations.

>> Congratulations.

>> Congratulations. >> Destination wedding. So, I have a good

>> Destination wedding. So, I have a good

>> Destination wedding. So, I have a good excuse, right? Look, [screaming]

excuse, right? Look, [screaming]

excuse, right? Look, [screaming] >> son, I need you to get married in Greece

>> son, I need you to get married in Greece

>> son, I need you to get married in Greece this week.

this week.

this week. >> I know you don't love her, but this is

>> I know you don't love her, but this is

>> I know you don't love her, but this is important.

important.

important. But don't worry, everyone else is going

But don't worry, everyone else is going

But don't worry, everyone else is going that didn't have stuff planned.

that didn't have stuff planned.

that didn't have stuff planned. >> I had stuff already planned in my

>> I had stuff already planned in my

>> I had stuff already planned in my congressional district. [laughter]

>> I didn't know stuff was a political

>> I didn't know stuff was a political

>> I didn't know stuff was a political term. I thought it was just what I told

term. I thought it was just what I told

term. I thought it was just what I told my wife what I was doing when I drink

my wife what I was doing when I drink

my wife what I was doing when I drink alone in the garage. But look, it's not

alone in the garage. But look, it's not

alone in the garage. But look, it's not like they're all just trying to avoid

like they're all just trying to avoid

like they're all just trying to avoid Trump like the plague because these

Trump like the plague because these

Trump like the plague because these excuses are valid. House Appropriations

excuses are valid. House Appropriations

excuses are valid. House Appropriations Chair Tom Cole says he has a can't miss

Chair Tom Cole says he has a can't miss

Chair Tom Cole says he has a can't miss dove hunting event.

dove hunting event.

dove hunting event. >> YEAH. [laughter]

>> YEAH. [laughter]

>> YEAH. [laughter] WELL, YEAH. YOU CAN'T MISS DOVE HUNTING.

WELL, YEAH. YOU CAN'T MISS DOVE HUNTING.

WELL, YEAH. YOU CAN'T MISS DOVE HUNTING. [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] >> Eat lead. Symbol of peace.

>> Eat lead. Symbol of peace.

>> Eat lead. Symbol of peace. [laughter]

All right. So, a lot of the people

All right. So, a lot of the people

All right. So, a lot of the people aren't showing up to the convention, but

aren't showing up to the convention, but

aren't showing up to the convention, but don't worry. Mitch McConnell, he's

don't worry. Mitch McConnell, he's

don't worry. Mitch McConnell, he's already there. His office just posted a

already there. His office just posted a

already there. His office just posted a photo and he's looking better than ever.

That's proof.

That's proof.

That's proof. But the midterm convention isn't the

But the midterm convention isn't the

But the midterm convention isn't the only big event happening this week. Hey,

only big event happening this week. Hey,

only big event happening this week. Hey, tell them what else is going on. JD,

tell them what else is going on. JD,

tell them what else is going on. JD, >> 911. We're about to celebrate the 25th

>> 911. We're about to celebrate the 25th

>> 911. We're about to celebrate the 25th year.

year.

year. >> Yeah. Okay. Well, we're not going to

>> Yeah. Okay. Well, we're not going to

>> Yeah. Okay. Well, we're not going to celebrate it, JD.

celebrate it, JD.

celebrate it, JD. Happy 911, everyone. And I brought Rice

Happy 911, everyone. And I brought Rice

Happy 911, everyone. And I brought Rice Krispie Towers.

JD Vance sounds like me when there's a

JD Vance sounds like me when there's a

JD Vance sounds like me when there's a Jewish holiday coming up. Happy Yam

Jewish holiday coming up. Happy Yam

Jewish holiday coming up. Happy Yam Kapor. Is this a happy one? I don't.

Kapor. Is this a happy one? I don't.

Kapor. Is this a happy one? I don't. Okay, so we're not going to celebrate

Okay, so we're not going to celebrate

Okay, so we're not going to celebrate 911, but we are going to commemorate

911, but we are going to commemorate

911, but we are going to commemorate 911. And one thing I always think about

911. And one thing I always think about

911. And one thing I always think about is how in the days after the attacks,

is how in the days after the attacks,

is how in the days after the attacks, President Bush made a genuine effort to

President Bush made a genuine effort to

President Bush made a genuine effort to defend Islam.

defend Islam.

defend Islam. >> These acts

>> These acts

>> These acts of violence against innocents violate

of violence against innocents violate

of violence against innocents violate the fundamental tenants of the Islamic

the fundamental tenants of the Islamic

the fundamental tenants of the Islamic faith.

faith.

faith. And it's important for my fellow

And it's important for my fellow

And it's important for my fellow Americans to understand that Islam is

Americans to understand that Islam is

Americans to understand that Islam is peace.

peace.

peace. Boy, we really didn't know how good we

Boy, we really didn't know how good we

Boy, we really didn't know how good we had it, did we?

I mean,

I mean,

I mean, [cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering] [applause]

I'm not saying this man was perfect, but

I'm not saying this man was perfect, but

I'm not saying this man was perfect, but that was a full coherent non-racist

that was a full coherent non-racist

that was a full coherent non-racist sentence.

sentence.

sentence. Hindsight, huh? The point is, back in

Hindsight, huh? The point is, back in

Hindsight, huh? The point is, back in 2001, President Bush was imploring the

2001, President Bush was imploring the

2001, President Bush was imploring the country not to lump all Muslims in with

country not to lump all Muslims in with

country not to lump all Muslims in with the terrorists who committed 9/11. So

the terrorists who committed 9/11. So

the terrorists who committed 9/11. So now it's 25 years later. Hey, how's that

now it's 25 years later. Hey, how's that

now it's 25 years later. Hey, how's that going?

going?

going? >> An online petition is calling for New

>> An online petition is calling for New

>> An online petition is calling for New York City Mayor Mani to skip this

York City Mayor Mani to skip this

York City Mayor Mani to skip this Friday's 911 memorial ceremony.

Friday's 911 memorial ceremony.

Friday's 911 memorial ceremony. >> Why don't you go visit one of the

>> Why don't you go visit one of the

>> Why don't you go visit one of the mosques you support?

mosques you support?

mosques you support? >> Is now racist to be wary of a religion

>> Is now racist to be wary of a religion

>> Is now racist to be wary of a religion that calls for the killing of anyone

that calls for the killing of anyone

that calls for the killing of anyone that doesn't subscribe to it. doesn't

that doesn't subscribe to it. doesn't

that doesn't subscribe to it. doesn't feel very racist to be Islamophobic.

feel very racist to be Islamophobic.

feel very racist to be Islamophobic. Seems kind of sensible.

Seems kind of sensible.

Seems kind of sensible. >> All of the uh Muslims he supports are

>> All of the uh Muslims he supports are

>> All of the uh Muslims he supports are murderers.

murderers.

murderers. >> Okay, I guess some of you guys might

>> Okay, I guess some of you guys might

>> Okay, I guess some of you guys might have missed the Bush speech. Uh

have missed the Bush speech. Uh

have missed the Bush speech. Uh so yeah, it sure seems like people are

so yeah, it sure seems like people are

so yeah, it sure seems like people are mad that the mayor of New York is going

mad that the mayor of New York is going

mad that the mayor of New York is going to attend a 9/11 memorial while being

to attend a 9/11 memorial while being

to attend a 9/11 memorial while being Muslim. And Manny can't be happy about

Muslim. And Manny can't be happy about

Muslim. And Manny can't be happy about that, but he's staying above the fray.

that, but he's staying above the fray.

that, but he's staying above the fray. Just last week, he signed a proclamation

Just last week, he signed a proclamation

Just last week, he signed a proclamation declaring September 11th a citywide day

declaring September 11th a citywide day

declaring September 11th a citywide day of remembrance.

of remembrance.

of remembrance. It's the kind of solemn, serious

It's the kind of solemn, serious

It's the kind of solemn, serious ceremony that I'm sure his critics will

ceremony that I'm sure his critics will

ceremony that I'm sure his critics will be happy about. Right. Right. [laughter]

Right.

Right.

Right. >> It is being called a slap in the face to

>> It is being called a slap in the face to

>> It is being called a slap in the face to the families of 9/11 victims. He handed

the families of 9/11 victims. He handed

the families of 9/11 victims. He handed a ceremonial pen to his um first his one

a ceremonial pen to his um first his one

a ceremonial pen to his um first his one staff and then he puts it in the hands

staff and then he puts it in the hands

staff and then he puts it in the hands of Ramsey Kassm.

of Ramsey Kassm.

of Ramsey Kassm. >> All right. Well, so much for that. And

>> All right. Well, so much for that. And

>> All right. Well, so much for that. And also, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are

also, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are

also, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are you complaining about? Who is Ramsey

you complaining about? Who is Ramsey

you complaining about? Who is Ramsey Kassm? I mean, from his name, I can

Kassm? I mean, from his name, I can

Kassm? I mean, from his name, I can guess what you think is wrong with him,

guess what you think is wrong with him,

guess what you think is wrong with him, but I'm going to let you say it.

but I'm going to let you say it.

but I'm going to let you say it. >> We know he's M Donny's chief counsel.

>> We know he's M Donny's chief counsel.

>> We know he's M Donny's chief counsel. That's fine. But he once represented a

That's fine. But he once represented a

That's fine. But he once represented a convicted al-Qaeda member whose

convicted al-Qaeda member whose

convicted al-Qaeda member whose brother-in-law hijacked the plane that

brother-in-law hijacked the plane that

brother-in-law hijacked the plane that struck the Pentagon.

struck the Pentagon.

struck the Pentagon. >> Ah, okay. So, apparently the mayor

>> Ah, okay. So, apparently the mayor

>> Ah, okay. So, apparently the mayor shouldn't come to ground zero because

shouldn't come to ground zero because

shouldn't come to ground zero because his lawyer's former client's

his lawyer's former client's

his lawyer's former client's brother-in-law was one of the hijackers

brother-in-law was one of the hijackers

brother-in-law was one of the hijackers and then that guy was in a movie with

and then that guy was in a movie with

and then that guy was in a movie with Kevin Bacon.

Kevin Bacon.

Kevin Bacon. [applause]

First of all, [applause] I don't like

First of all, [applause] I don't like

First of all, [applause] I don't like the implication that I can be held

the implication that I can be held

the implication that I can be held responsible for the actions of my

responsible for the actions of my

responsible for the actions of my brother-in-law. Okay? I mean, he married

brother-in-law. Okay? I mean, he married

brother-in-law. Okay? I mean, he married my sister. Yuck.

my sister. Yuck.

my sister. Yuck. [laughter]

But secondly, just because a lawyer

But secondly, just because a lawyer

But secondly, just because a lawyer represents someone doesn't mean they

represents someone doesn't mean they

represents someone doesn't mean they support their actions. John Adams

support their actions. John Adams

support their actions. John Adams defended the red coats accused in the

defended the red coats accused in the

defended the red coats accused in the Boston Massacre because he believed

Boston Massacre because he believed

Boston Massacre because he believed everyone had the right to legal counsel.

everyone had the right to legal counsel.

everyone had the right to legal counsel. And yeah, that's right. I stayed awake

And yeah, that's right. I stayed awake

And yeah, that's right. I stayed awake for the first eight minutes of the Paul

for the first eight minutes of the Paul

for the first eight minutes of the Paul Giamati miniseries. So suck it.

Giamati miniseries. So suck it.

Giamati miniseries. So suck it. [laughter]

So fine. Maybe you don't like that this

So fine. Maybe you don't like that this

So fine. Maybe you don't like that this guy's in Donny's administration, but why

guy's in Donny's administration, but why

guy's in Donny's administration, but why do you care that he gave him a pen?

do you care that he gave him a pen?

do you care that he gave him a pen? Everything that the mayor does is very

Everything that the mayor does is very

Everything that the mayor does is very scripted and he is giving subliminal

scripted and he is giving subliminal

scripted and he is giving subliminal messages.

messages.

messages. >> This is things that you are doing

>> This is things that you are doing

>> This is things that you are doing intentionally. He's spitting in the face

intentionally. He's spitting in the face

intentionally. He's spitting in the face of victims and survivors of um 9/11.

of victims and survivors of um 9/11.

of victims and survivors of um 9/11. >> I'm telling you, this was symbolism. It

>> I'm telling you, this was symbolism. It

>> I'm telling you, this was symbolism. It was it was cryptic, but it was a

was it was cryptic, but it was a

was it was cryptic, but it was a message.

>> Seriously, he gave a pen to everyone.

>> Seriously, he gave a pen to everyone.

>> Seriously, he gave a pen to everyone. It's not like when he passed it to

It's not like when he passed it to

It's not like when he passed it to Ramsey Kasum he WENT

Ramsey Kasum he WENT

Ramsey Kasum he WENT [cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering] [applause]

but okay if he really is sending a

but okay if he really is sending a

but okay if he really is sending a message who is he sending the message to

message who is he sending the message to

message who is he sending the message to >> I hate to even say this Laura but you

>> I hate to even say this Laura but you

>> I hate to even say this Laura but you know it's a message to Osama bin Laden

know it's a message to Osama bin Laden

know it's a message to Osama bin Laden that look we conquered New

that look we conquered New

that look we conquered New >> [laughter]

>> A message to Osama bin Laden.

>> A message to Osama bin Laden.

>> A message to Osama bin Laden. Lady, guess what?

Lady, guess what?

Lady, guess what? I have some great news for you.

I have some great news for you.

I have some great news for you. [cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering] >> United States has conducted an operation

>> United States has conducted an operation

>> United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama bin Laden.

that killed Osama bin Laden.

that killed Osama bin Laden. >> YEAH, WE DID IT [cheering]

[applause]

[applause]

[applause] 15 YEARS AGO.

LOOK, I KNOW NOTHING I say is going to

LOOK, I KNOW NOTHING I say is going to

LOOK, I KNOW NOTHING I say is going to convince the Mam Dani haters, but if you

convince the Mam Dani haters, but if you

convince the Mam Dani haters, but if you ask me, the idea that 911 is about

ask me, the idea that 911 is about

ask me, the idea that 911 is about Muslims versus America isn't just wrong.

Muslims versus America isn't just wrong.

Muslims versus America isn't just wrong. It's accepting Osama bin Laden's vision

It's accepting Osama bin Laden's vision

It's accepting Osama bin Laden's vision of the world. And the fact that 25 years

of the world. And the fact that 25 years

of the world. And the fact that 25 years after 911, we have a New Yorkgrown

after 911, we have a New Yorkgrown

after 911, we have a New Yorkgrown Muslim mayor leading our remembrance.

Muslim mayor leading our remembrance.

Muslim mayor leading our remembrance. [cheering]

>> [applause]

>> proves

>> proves

>> proves proves to the world that al Qaeda didn't

proves to the world that al Qaeda didn't

proves to the world that al Qaeda didn't win. New York won. [cheering]

win. New York won. [cheering]

win. New York won. [cheering] [applause]

[applause]

[applause] >> So yes.

>> So yes.

>> So yes. So yes, everyone is welcome at the 9/11

So yes, everyone is welcome at the 9/11

So yes, everyone is welcome at the 9/11 ceremony. And look, I would be there,

ceremony. And look, I would be there,

ceremony. And look, I would be there, but unfortunately

but unfortunately

but unfortunately I'm going dove hunting and it's can't

I'm going dove hunting and it's can't

I'm going dove hunting and it's can't miss. For more on this controversy

miss. For more on this controversy

miss. For more on this controversy facing the mayor, let's go live to city

facing the mayor, let's go live to city

facing the mayor, let's go live to city hall with Jordan Kapper.

hall with Jordan Kapper.

hall with Jordan Kapper. [cheering]

Jordan,

Jordan,

Jordan, [cheering and applause]

[cheering and applause]

[cheering and applause] it seems like this whole thing is kind

it seems like this whole thing is kind

it seems like this whole thing is kind of overblown.

of overblown.

of overblown. >> Oh, overblown. Michael, the mayor

>> Oh, overblown. Michael, the mayor

>> Oh, overblown. Michael, the mayor attending the ceremony is a slap IN THE

attending the ceremony is a slap IN THE

attending the ceremony is a slap IN THE FACE TO all the people who understand

FACE TO all the people who understand

FACE TO all the people who understand the symbolism of the pen, which might I

the symbolism of the pen, which might I

the symbolism of the pen, which might I remind you is mightier than the sword,

remind you is mightier than the sword,

remind you is mightier than the sword, which is a weapon of war, which is what

which is a weapon of war, which is what

which is a weapon of war, which is what we were in after 9/11. I mean, come on.

we were in after 9/11. I mean, come on.

we were in after 9/11. I mean, come on. How thick are you?

How thick are you?

How thick are you? >> So, [laughter]

>> So, [laughter]

>> So, [laughter] >> so are you suggesting the respectful

>> so are you suggesting the respectful

>> so are you suggesting the respectful thing would be for Mamani not to attend

thing would be for Mamani not to attend

thing would be for Mamani not to attend the ceremony?

the ceremony?

the ceremony? >> WHAT A SLAP IN THE FACE.

>> WHAT A SLAP IN THE FACE.

>> WHAT A SLAP IN THE FACE. MOM daddy is going to skip a 9/11

MOM daddy is going to skip a 9/11

MOM daddy is going to skip a 9/11 ceremony. What's he going to do instead?

ceremony. What's he going to do instead?

ceremony. What's he going to do instead? Let me guess. Stay at home and pleasure

Let me guess. Stay at home and pleasure

Let me guess. Stay at home and pleasure himself to 9/11 footage. Huh? Oh, man.

himself to 9/11 footage. Huh? Oh, man.

himself to 9/11 footage. Huh? Oh, man. Slap in the face. Spit in my mouth.

Slap in the face. Spit in my mouth.

Slap in the face. Spit in my mouth. >> Okay. So, what's the appropriate

>> Okay. So, what's the appropriate

>> Okay. So, what's the appropriate response? He goes but doesn't GIVE A

response? He goes but doesn't GIVE A

response? He goes but doesn't GIVE A SPEECH.

SPEECH.

SPEECH. >> OH, FACE SLAP. I MEAN, SO WHAT? THE

>> OH, FACE SLAP. I MEAN, SO WHAT? THE

>> OH, FACE SLAP. I MEAN, SO WHAT? THE MUSLIM MAYOR IS JUST going to stay

MUSLIM MAYOR IS JUST going to stay

MUSLIM MAYOR IS JUST going to stay silent about 9/11 on 911? Why won't he

silent about 9/11 on 911? Why won't he

silent about 9/11 on 911? Why won't he denounce it, Michael? Huh? Slap in the

denounce it, Michael? Huh? Slap in the

denounce it, Michael? Huh? Slap in the face. Dick punch. Tell me I'm a bad boy.

face. Dick punch. Tell me I'm a bad boy.

face. Dick punch. Tell me I'm a bad boy. [laughter]

[applause]

[applause]

[applause] >> You know what? You know what? Forget it.

>> You know what? You know what? Forget it.

>> You know what? You know what? Forget it. Forget it. How about he just leaves town

Forget it. How about he just leaves town

Forget it. How about he just leaves town for the weekend?

for the weekend?

for the weekend? >> Oh, on what? A plane?

You want Penboy to get on a plane on

You want Penboy to get on a plane on

You want Penboy to get on a plane on 911?

911?

911? What? ARE YOU PLANNING THIS NOW,

What? ARE YOU PLANNING THIS NOW,

What? ARE YOU PLANNING THIS NOW, MICHAEL? LIKE SOME KIND OF

MICHAEL? LIKE SOME KIND OF

MICHAEL? LIKE SOME KIND OF CO-CONSPIRATOR?

CO-CONSPIRATOR?

CO-CONSPIRATOR? >> WOW. SLAP in the face.

>> WOW. SLAP in the face.

>> WOW. SLAP in the face. But seriously, is there anything that

But seriously, is there anything that

But seriously, is there anything that can make these critics happy?

can make these critics happy?

can make these critics happy? >> Yeah, it's simple. All M Donnie has to

>> Yeah, it's simple. All M Donnie has to

>> Yeah, it's simple. All M Donnie has to do is not attend the ceremony, not be

do is not attend the ceremony, not be

do is not attend the ceremony, not be the mayor, not be a Muslim, and ideally

the mayor, not be a Muslim, and ideally

the mayor, not be a Muslim, and ideally be a white guy named Chad with a New

be a white guy named Chad with a New

be a white guy named Chad with a New York Jets tattoo on his calf.

York Jets tattoo on his calf.

York Jets tattoo on his calf. And if he can't do that, then at least

And if he can't do that, then at least

And if he can't do that, then at least step back and let the people who were

step back and let the people who were

step back and let the people who were there remember what happened. Like

there remember what happened. Like

there remember what happened. Like George W. Bush.

George W. Bush.

George W. Bush. >> George W. Bush. The guy who did 9/11

>> George W. Bush. The guy who did 9/11

>> George W. Bush. The guy who did 9/11 slap in the face.

slap in the face.

slap in the face. >> Forget it. Jordan Clapper. Everybody