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Now listen, Akemitsu.

No one can live alone.

Where'd that come from, Dad?

As a member of the Akagami family, you should understand.

Two is better than one, and many is better than two.

Doesn't having more friends make you happier?

Yeah!

So your dad thought, "Surely it's better to have more lovers, too."

You're so cool, Dad!

Looks like my ride is here.

Are you going somewhere, Dad?

Yes. Your dad has decided to live his own life...

by getting real friendly with all the women of the world he hasn't met yet.

You're so cool, Dad! The coolest!

Dad!

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Poke, poke.

Hilarious.

I have to get to class!

My father once said to me,

"No one can live alone."

Last two laps!

Sure is nice.

Sure is.

That sure is a nice ass.

Sure is.

Hey, Akagami.

Check it out.

Sorry, but I've got work.

Akagami never changes.

Hey, wanna go to a mixer?

I'll pass.

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No need, no need, no need!

The life of Akagami Akemitsu needs no women!

Thank you.

Thanks for picking up this shift on such short notice, Akagami-kun.

No problem, boss.

Are you sure you're okay staying this late?

I figured a college student would have a date planned or something.

Oh, I'm going to be single for life.

Are you? By the time your father was your age—

I'm not like my father.

S-Sorry...

Welcome.

You're so cool, Dad!

There's no way that perverted scumbag was cool, five-year-old me.

I've suffered so much embarrassment because of that jerk.

Akagami Akemitsu? Oh, my! From that family?

No! He's an Akagami! He'll violate us!

I shall wipe away this dishonor.

Mixers? Girlfriends?

Mixers

Mixers

Girlfriends

Girlfriends

Those are just evils, nothing more.

I'll live a noble single life.

I'll pass the civil service exam and acquire a stable income and status.

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And then... And then...

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Wait!

Where'd this bale of rice come from?

I'm so sorry!

Are you all right? Are you hurt?

I'm really sorry. The cart tipped over.

Um, can you stand?

Are you in any pain?

What should I do? I guess I should call an ambulance.

There's no problem.

I'm totally fine.

Wait!

Crap, crap, crap!

This can't be real! No way!

This can't happen! Not to me!

She's cute...

Last lap!

Should we enjoy the view again today?

Sounds good.

Huh? Akagami?

So sexy...

We're gonna go to another mixer.

You're not coming, right?

I'll go.

Seriously?! What about your lectures?

I'll skip.

And your job?

I'll skip.

Cheers!

What am I doing?!

I can't believe I fell in love at first sight!

Not only do my feelings grow day by day,

but I'm assaulted by waves of desire like water breaking through a dam!

I even ended up getting fired from my job!

Fired for skipping work

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I'm about to fail my classes, too!

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Failing for skipping class

So this is the curse of the Akagami family?!

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Not a curse

Incoming Call

Hello? A mixer? Yeah, I'll be there.

Wait, no!

There's only one option left.

Registrar

Leave of Absence

Are you serious?

Yes.

You're renouncing the world to become a monk? Do you have connections to a temple?

When I discussed the idea with my uncle, who's a former priest, he lent me a stole.

I feel like there are other ways to overcome your desires.

Distancing yourself from the secular world is the best way to retrain yourself.

Mikazuki Temple

Mikazuki Temple

This is it.

I'll become a monk at this temple my uncle referred me to, one closed off to women.

Now I won't be led astray.

Pardon me!

Pardon me!

Yes?

Can I help you?

Huh?

Um, excuse me...

What kind of prank is this?!

A stole? Wait, no way...

One moment, please!

What's she doing here?

I thought women weren't allowed here.

Is she an illusion produced by my desires?

Thank you for waiting.

Ouch...

Excuse me. I was in a hurry.

SPARKLE

Thank you for coming all this way.

My name is Aoba Yuzuki.

Um, where are you going?

Are you all right?

Huh?

No, no! Anything but that!

I'm in no condition to resist right now!

I-I'm sorry. My clothes...

Don't look! I must leave here right away!

Right away... I must... I...

I love you! Please marry me!

What?

Life has its ups and downs.

Here you are.

Thank you.

What's going on here?

Why are we having tea?

I thought joining a temple would look more like...

Please let me join the temple!

Get out of here!

I'm sorry. The head priest isn't here right now.

I see.

I was told you'd be coming tomorrow.

I see. So there was a miscommunication with my uncle.

Uncle

So, um...

Either way, what's she doing here?

What are your interests?

A question?

Is this an admission test?

Pass or Fail

Did they invite a woman to a place where women are prohibited to gauge my reaction?

This is bad. Really bad.

I proposed to her seconds after arriving at the temple.

I'm surely going to fail.

I-Is something wrong?

She's so cute.

What are you doing?!

Forgive me, but I'm experiencing some worldly desires.

Where is your restroom?

It's out the door and to the left.

Crap, crap, crap. What should I do?

What a magnificent yard.

Is it down there?

Are you stuck down there?

It's too deep to reach.

Hello, Kiki-san?

What's the matter? Well, the man I'm supposed to meet

arrived a day early for some reason.

This is my first arranged marriage meeting.

He actually asked me to marry him as soon as he got here.

You're supposed to be the intermediary, right?

Get back here and help me.

Hang on. What are you talking about?

The man you're supposed to meet is sitting next to me right now.

What? Then who is he?

Yuzuki, hello? Yuzuki?

I'm back.

Tsukuyo.

Yuzu-nee, was your arranged marriage meeting today?

I was hoping to spy on you.

A malevolent ghost appeared.

What?

Or perhaps he's a type of spirit.

What are you talking about? Those don't... exist...

Help me...

Tsukuyo, run!

An ambulance...

Ghost, begone!

This way!

Wh-Wh-Wh-What is that thing?!

I told you! That's the malevolent ghost!

No! You've got the wrong idea!

Where have you been?

Oh, Onee-cha—

Kurage!

Run!

Kagura, my brush.

Yes, Mia-san.

Mia-san, what is this?

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It's read "Yamato nadeshiko."

It's a title granted to true gentlewomen who live stalwartly

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Oh...

We should strive to be like her.

What's all this noise?

Wh-What's going o—

Who is this guy?!

Oh, my.

Move! Get off of me!

I must resolve this misunderstanding...

Kagura, don't just watch! Help me!

Hilarious.

This is hardly a laughing matter!

Was that Mia's voice?

What should we do? The ghost is claiming more victims.

And we left Kurage behind!

It seemed to ignore Kurage.

Then why is it coming after us?

What makes us different from Kurage?

Different?

That ghost is a total perv!

If he was a real ghost, that drop kick would've passed right through him.

I'm sure they'll understand once I talk to them.

No, wait. I...

She really is cute, damn it.

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A pervert? Now that's just perfect.

So he was under the impression that this place was the temple his uncle referred him to.

And when you saw his stole,

you thought the monk you were supposed to meet came a day early.

Yes.

Now who's responsible for this?

You forgot to tell me someone was coming to the temple.

And you mistook him for the man you're meeting.

I didn't think I'd need to look at his photo!

His uncle's partially to blame, too.

No Men Allowed

He told his nephew to come here without realizing it'd been converted to a nunnery.

A nunnery?

I-I know it was a misunderstanding,

but I'm truly sorry about the drop kick and palm heel strike!

Don't worry about that.

Who are these people?

Well, you know, even if it was an accident,

there are some things a lady should never do.

Okay, why don't we do this?

We'll agree you're both at fault, and he'll train here as a monk for a while.

What?!

Are you serious, Kiki-san?

This is a nunnery.

Just take down the sign that says men aren't allowed.

Just like that?

Are you saying you don't want a man around for free labor?

B-But...

I want to take it easy.

I'm sure you do, but...

Don't fight it, you two.

Huh? Are things starting to go my way?

You expect us to live with this man?

Put that away.

You're in danger, too, Kiki-san!

He's boob-obsessed!

Oh? Let's see.

Don't test him!

Do you know what he said to me?!

H-He said he lo... loves... loaaah!

Loah?

Um... I appreciate the offer, but...

Are you sure?

Yes. I wouldn't want to cause any more trouble.

Besides...

I doubt she remembers our first meeting.

Goodbye.

Yuzuki-oneechan.

Nyagosuke says it's too bad.

I don't think he's a bad person.

Maybe you're right.

I missed the last one.

What am I doing?

What am I going to do now?

Really, what are you going to do?

I knew it.

This place is way out in the country, so the buses stop running early.

I-Is there something else you need?

Why don't you stay the night?

What?

I mean, we both made mistakes that caused trouble for each other,

and our place has a lot of space, given that it's a temple.

You still can't live here, though.

I'll convince the others, okay?

At least I'm a good judge of character.

Thank you.

But I'll do what I can on my own for a bit longer.

I see.

I don't want her to become a reason for me to run away.

Anyway, I was so surprised today.

How could you say that as soon as we met?

I'm sorry. I hope you can forget about that.

Forget? That's awful in its own way, too.

Sorry.

We've only met twice, and you're already asking me to marry you.

She remembered.

What kind of joke is that?

Huh?

Wait... You were joking, right?

Um...

Y-Yes?

My name...

Your name?

My name is Akagami Akemitsu.

Oh, right. I hadn't gotten your name yet.

We're really rushing through things, aren't we?

Nice to meet you. I'm Aoba Yuzuki.

Nice to meet you.

Wait... Akagami?

Not... that Akagami?

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I promise I'll do everything in my power

to repay the 20 million yen my father owes you!

I'm terribly sorry!

Okay, okay. Down, girl.

I can't believe he's the son of the guy

who borrowed money from our temple and disappeared!

Listen, everyone.

Slave

He can't possibly repay that amount right away,

but we can't just let him off the hook.

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So let's come up with a humane way for him to repay us.

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Raise your hands to vote.

Slave trade.

Organ trade.

Wouldn't it be best to sell his dignity?

I bet he'd be able to work for a long, long time.

Kurage, what are you talking about?

In any case, after much thought,

we've decided you'll repay us with your body.

What?

What?!

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Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing

Begin by removing your clothes.

Why?

Akagami-san will remove his clothes, too.

Why?

It'll go in once it's wet.

Why?!

Being pervy isn't a bad thing.