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Dude,

what are you doing?

Can you stop staring at me, please?

It's just really weird.

Are you just going to stare at me or are you going to spin at all? What are you

going to do? This is really weird.

Left hand on yellow.

Okay.

Right

foot

on blue.

Left foot on red.

Actually, the third one.

There you go. Does it matter which one?

Well, I mean, I didn't want you to fall.

Well, okay.

Right hand on blue.

Put your left hand in the air.

This is a new one.

Let's do that one hand in the air on yellow, this yellow, but from

your back.

You gotta twist it.

What? Wait.

This hand on yellow?

Yeah. But through my back?

Yeah.

You got it. Keep going.

Fuck. You lose.

Man.

That was like impossible.

I don't know how you get that.

Now you gotta take on your shirt.

What?

My shirt?

Yes.

Now what's the deal?

Um... Uh, what?

Come on, it's just a game.

Uh, I'm Big Dad.

Come on, you.

It's just... Can you not be creepy about it? Just don't, like, stare.

I won't. Are you happy? Can I put my shirt down, bro? No, you have to take it

off. You haven't taken it off.

I have to take it off?

Yeah. You just said... That's part of the... No, you're showing me right now.

Yeah, I'm showing you. It's like the same thing if I take it off. It's a crop

top. Well, you got a crop top to take it off.

But... Oh, my gosh.

Are you happy now?

It's off.

You know, if mom comes home, you know, she's gonna just yell and bitch at us.

This is not gonna look good at all.

Well, yeah, I'll show you my thing.

Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

Dude, you are such a perv right now. What the hell?

Well, I thought we were showing each other's things.

I don't want to see your dick. Why are you... Yeah, don't touch it.

What? No, no, no. It's already out.

You are so gross. Dude, I'm not touching your dick.

Touch my dick, thanks.

I don't want to touch your dick. I'm not going to touch your dick.

You are, no, no. If mom comes home, she's going to freaking scream at us.

Yeah, but if you touch it, I'll put it away quick and it won't make any noise.

No, I'm leaving.

Dude, put your dick away. Bye.

I'm getting ready for my school dance.

I can't even work.

Yeah? Yeah.

What are you doing?

Um, nothing much. I've just been laying around the house.

Having trouble with that tie?

Yeah, I can't get it on. I don't know what's going on.

Hmm.

Yeah, Mom's going to help me. I'm sure she'll help me.

Yeah.

So...

Uh, you know how we were playing the game the other day? Or, well, I guess it

was earlier today.

Yeah.

Well, it was kind of weird that you pulled your dick out, but not gonna lie,

I was really impressed.

Like, I had no idea your dick was so huge.

What are you talking about?

Well, I just, I had no idea.

You should, you should be filming again.

I want to see it, like, up close. Are you crazy? Mom's just going to come by

any minute.

Why? I just want to see it real quick, please. It'll just be quick.

No, no, no. Please?

Mom should be here in a second. She's going to tie my tie.

It's right there.

No shit, it is right there.

Let me just... Oh, my God. Can I just see it real quick, please?

You're going to get me in trouble. Mom's going to come.

It's even bigger up close.

Okay, now that you look at it, can you put it away?

No.

Fuck. I didn't take it out just to put it back away.

Mom, I don't like this.

Look how fucking huge it is.

Holy fuck, I had no idea.

Okay. This is like...

The biggest cock I've ever seen.

Thank you for the compliment. Can you put it away?

No.

No.

Oh my gosh.

Whoa.

Why are you getting it wet?

Because I just wanted to stroke it a little bit.

If that's okay.

It's not okay. Mom said come here.

Why?

She won't be here for a while.

I mean, it's just gonna be quick, right?

Mom has to tie my tie. I gotta get ready.

Well, then I'll just make it quick.

Fuck.

Mom?

I can't get the tie on, Mom. Oh, you need help with your tie still?

Yeah. Can you please help me?

Of course I can, honey.

Oh, man.

Oh, Mom, that's a little tight.

Can you lift me up a little bit?

Is that better?

Oh, much better.

What are you doing in here?

Oh, I was going to try to tie the tie, but I couldn't do it. I didn't know how

to do it.

Okay. Yeah.

It's getting hot in here.

Okay,

well, you have to leave for your dance soon, so, you know, let's hurry up and

get ready, okay? I'll be out on the couch.

Okay.

Waiting for you.

Yeah, I'll make sure to get the pants ready.

Okay.

Bye, Mom.

Bye, honey.

Well, that was fun, wasn't it?

For you?

Mom might be right there in the corner.

How about I do a little bit more than just stroke it now?

What are you gonna do?

What do you even got in mind?

Thank you.

Did she see me? No, she's right there.

mm-hmm

She's so mad.

Yeah.

She's almost looking at us.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Maybe I can just hop on it now?

Might as well, I mean, fuck it.

Do it faster, come on, catch this thing.

Hurry up!

Yeah, I'm gonna hurry.

Calm down.

Oh my fuck.

Holy fuck, that's so big.

Mwah.

The whipped cream is just so fucking big.

Fuck it.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh my...

Fuck his leg.

It's all right.

It's all right.

Yeah.

So big.

Oh, fuck.

Come on.

I'm trying.

I know.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

God. How the fuck do you not expect me to scream right now?

It's been this.

I'm sorry if you're fucking tickling me so goddamn big that maybe I wouldn't be

screaming.

I'm sorry. Look at her. She's over there.

I'm sorry.

What the fuck do you expect?

Put your mouth right next to the fucking bed.

I'm sorry.

in there.

Let's get it on.

It was gonna be hell.

That was so bad.

Are you ready to go to the... Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.

Mom? Mom? What the... You think that's enough?