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So you're nervous to meet her? A little bit.

No, you don't have to be.

Just a little bit nervous.

I mean, I just really hope she likes me.

Of course she will. There's no reason she wouldn't. You think so?

Yes, you're amazing.

Thank you, baby. I brought you here for a reason.

Aw, thank you.

Yeah, I'm sure she'll be nice.

Everything will go well.

I think you guys are going to end up being friends.

Yeah.

I feel a lot better now.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

I'm kind of excited to meet her.

I mean, we've talked about her so much. I can't wait to meet her.

Yeah, I mean, I've been thinking about this day for a while now, and I just

thought it was right, so.

Yeah.

And I wonder when she's going to get here.

She should be here. She just, she might take a shower.

Yeah. She just got off work.

This is my girlfriend, Aria.

Hi, Aria.

Hi, nice to meet you. Hi, I'm Barbie.

Oh, I'm Aria, nice to meet you.

Yeah, I'm Taya's stepmom.

Oh, it's so good to finally meet you.

Yeah, you too.

Well, we were going to, I thought we could play a game, but maybe I'll just

let you guys hang out. Oh, no, no, we've been waiting for you to come over. We'd

love to play a game with you.

Yeah, come on mom, why don't you just have a taste?

Okay.

Okay, so I was thinking we could play like this war pair game

where we just basically would like flip over a card and then whoever has the

higher card, we can... They win. They win and they put it to the bottom of the

stack. Okay. Right, Ty? We play this game all the time.

Yeah, I think she'll like it. Okay, cool.

So do you want to start?

Yeah. Okay.

So... Oh.

So how long have you two been together?

We've been together for like three months now. Yeah, I'd say three months.

Okay. Okay.

Cool.

Oh. Wow.

Keep winning, huh? Wow.

Yeah, you're good at this game.

The cards are just taking themselves.

It's a fake.

It's just a fake. A queen again.

Wow, I guess I didn't shuffle these cards at all.

Well, Tyler usually does the shuffling, so I guess you didn't shuffle the cards.

Well, I didn't think we were going to play today.

So what are you studying?

I'm actually going to...

Cool. I have a psychology major.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Nice.

Yeah, it's fun. I really like it.

Cool.

Did you have straight A's? Yes.

Oh, wow. Good, good. We like a good, we like a good studious.

Yay. Studious girl.

Good. Who's also very good at car.

I don't know how. This is my first time playing, so.

So. So, yeah, do you have brothers and sisters? Are you close with your

parents?

Yeah, I have two sisters. And I'm pretty close with my parents. We get along very

well. Do they know you're here?

Yeah, they do.

Okay, so you, like, tell them everything.

Yeah.

We have a pretty open relationship.

Okay, that's good.

Wow, you're really good. Again.

I know.

It's crazy.

It's the codes.

Yeah, respect our elders. No, I'm joking.

No, not all.

Yeah, I'm a cool stepmom. I try to be.

Right, Tyler?

You're such a cool stepmom.

So, you know, do you want kids someday?

Like, you know, what are you thinking?

With your future.

Have you guys talked about that?

Not really. I mean, my sisters have a lot of kids, so I don't know if I want

any. It's just a big responsibility.

Yeah, I don't know. We shouldn't be talking about kids right now.

We've been together three months. I know, but it's always good to just make

sure that you're on the same page. You know, you're not getting any.

younger and we don't want to waste time you know not that i'm ready to be a

grandma but i'm just saying i would like to at some point oh maybe a few years no

maybe 10 years down the line we'll think about it 10 years you're right i think

10 years would be a good time wow uh okay um yeah so what like what

are your hobbies and things um i really like I like going out in nature, like

hiking. Okay. Yeah. That's good. That's good healthy hobbies.

Yes. Do you, like, you know, what else do you do with your family? Do you hang

out a lot?

We go on trips. We hang out. We have, like, movie nights and game nights.

Nights. Yeah.

I love cartoons.

Cool. Yeah. What kind of music do you like?

I'm really into, like, EDM and indie and rap music.

Oh, wow. It's a bit aggressive, isn't it? It's a bit rowdy.

Right. Do you like that music, Kyla?

I don't mind it. You know, I like all kinds of music.

Okay. I didn't know that.

Well, she brings out new things in me. Oh, wow. That's one of the reasons why I

like her so much. Oh, baby.

Wow.

Well, I guess I'm learning a lot about Tyler too today. Right.

Okay, nice. What do you guys do together? Tyler, do you take her on some

nice dates?

He's taken me to a few cool places.

Okay. Yeah, we went out to a nice sushi restaurant the other day. Yeah, sushi

was so good.

Watched a movie after.

Good. I'm glad that you take her out and, you know, be a gentleman.

Of course.

So we went to the beach the other day. That was so fun.

Fun.

Do you want to keep playing?

Yeah, we can keep playing.

I think it's your turn.

It is my turn.

Oh, I finally won. You finally won.

Wow.

I mean, finally.

You win again. Again, I'm hitting my street back. You are.

I think I better shuffle now.

Yeah.

You should.

So, what other games?

Like, do you guys play, like, cards a lot or games together?

Um, like, board games. We play board games.

Sometimes video games.

Not too much cards, though.

No. I guess that's, like, an older generational thing, right?

A little bit.

I've never played a video game. Tyler was meant to teach me, but you haven't

yet, have you?

Aww. I'm not very good at technology.

You need a teacher.

I've been spending a lot of time with Aria, so.

We can start spending more time with you, too.

That's very sweet.

That's very sweet, but you don't want to hang out with your stepmom all the time,

do you, Tyler?

I know, you're so fun to be around.

You're sweet.

Thank you.

So, kids maybe in 10 years. Maybe.

What are your career goals?

Well, we just want to make money and travel.

Where do you want to travel to?

I want to go to Bali and Thailand.

Wow. Are those places safe?

I think so.

I've had friends that have gotten.

Some of our friends have gotten.

Okay. I'm sure they're fine, Mom. You don't have to worry about us. I do

worry. It's my job to worry. Yeah, but I mean, we're grown. We don't really need

you, you know, bossing us around.

Yeah, it's okay.

Yeah, I wouldn't say it's bossing. I would say it's just, you know. She's

giving us advice. Yeah, looking out for you young kids, you know.

But, yeah.

And, you know, if you travel, you've got to check in with me a lot and be safe,

okay? Oh, yeah, definitely.

Do you always wear, like, skimpy clothes or is that just like a... I mean, it's

hot outside right now.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

I'm not asking any more questions like that. That was pretty rude.

I mean, I'm just, you know, looking out for you because, you know, what my other

people think.

when you dress a certain way, you know? Well, yeah, but I mean, I brought her

over here because I really like her. I don't want her to get disrespected.

I don't think I'm disrespecting. Oh, it's okay. I'm just, you know. I'm just

asking. Yeah, I'm just looking out for you.

So, Tyler,

now that you have this lovely girlfriend, are you, you know...

Are you thinking about your career goals and how you're going to take care of

her?

You know, I'm in college right now, so there's not really much I can do besides

that.

Yeah, I mean, but it's good to have goals for after college, right?

We've tried to talk about this before, but what line of work do you want to get

into?

I really have no idea, to be honest with you, Ma.

But this isn't about me. I mean, why don't you guys get to know each other

better? I already know both of you.

Okay,

yeah, you're not wrong.

He is doing really good right now, though. He takes good care of me. Yeah,

okay, good. That's important.

Right. He's a good boy.

Yes, he's a very good boy. Okay. And we love him a lot. We want to make sure

that he's always happy and taken care of. No, definitely.

I'll take care of him, too.

Do you cook?

I love cooking.

Yeah? Okay. What do you cook?

I like cooking all different kinds of meals. My family's Middle Eastern, so

Middle Eastern food, Thai food.

Okay, nice.

Have you cooked for Tyler yet?

Yeah, I make him meals all the time. She's a great cook.

Thank you, baby.

Good, yeah. Having a woman who can cook is important, you know? You've got to

look after.

Go after your man and keep his belly happy and satisfied.

Yes. Very important.

A man's way to his heart is through his stomach.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Yeah, that's what Tyler's dad loves so much about me, right?

Oh, yeah. Take care of him.

Do you cook?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I like cooking a lot of British food.

So, like, toes in the hole or, like, some Cornish pasties.

Ty has gotten used to my British cuisine. That sounds so good. I'll have

to try it sometime.

I will cook for you sometime.

Although it doesn't sound as exotic or as fun as the cuisine that you're used

to. It sounds different. It sounds good.

It's different for sure.

So you cook.

i always clean up the house okay good yes so are

you like religious no not really oh really

maybe a little more spiritual but i don't believe in god or any of that

so spiritual like like you don't have any sort of you don't go to church you

just what believe in like crystals or something yeah

Okay.

Wow. Pretty much. Like the universe.

Oh, okay.

How many people have you slept with?

Before Tyler?

Probably like 175,

76.

I know.

College.

Wow.

Wow. Tyler, did you know that?

No, I didn't know that, but... How do you feel about that?

I don't feel anything about it, Mom. I don't care.

How do you feel about that?

Well, I mean, I wasn't with Tyler before then, and I didn't have a boyfriend,

so... But, I mean, you probably have a bit of a reputation.

Well, I mean, at my old school, a little bit.

Well, she transferred, and now everything's okay.

There's nothing wrong with that mom.

Well, that's your opinion not my opinion. Well, I'm the one who's dating

him so.

Yeah. Um, I don't know this is getting a little awkward.

You don't have to go. I'm sorry.

I'm just, I'm gonna leave.

Are you sure?

Yeah, maybe, maybe she should go.

You think you did?

You know I actually care about her, right?

You care about her? She slept with so many people.

Do you think that's good for you, Tyler?

Well, I've also been around a little bit. I mean, I don't know.

You better not have.

Well, it's like she's had college.

I'm just looking out for you.

I get it, but I'm not a kid anymore. I don't need that, Mom.

I just want you to be careful with who you spend your time with. I will.

I'm really sorry about what my mom was saying earlier.

It's okay.

I know this is all new to her.

I wouldn't have brought you over here if I thought she was going to do that.

It happens.

I just hope she's a lot nicer today.

I just don't want any conflict with her.

I know.

It'll be fine.

I hope so.

I want to get along with her, but from the things she was asking me yesterday,

it was like, it really wasn't appropriate.

I was just as surprised as you were, trust me. Mm-hmm.

I'm getting kind of hunkered, though.

Yeah, me too.

I was thinking, well, are you guys cooking?

What are you guys up to?

We're getting pretty hungry. Yeah.

Well, I was thinking I could make an apple crumble and Ari, you could

experience some of my English cuisine.

So would you want to help me?

Yeah.

Yeah. I'm glad you're back today. I thought we could hang out and make a

crumble and hang out a bit more.

Yeah, yeah, I can help you. Okay. Well, are you going to be nice this time?

I'm always nice.

I'm always just looking out for you, Tyler, okay?

Look, I get that.

You're my mom, I love you.

But you can't be saying that kind of thing to my girlfriend.

That's why, you know, I'm looking out for you, but we're going to hang out

today, right, Aria? We're going to make an apple crumble and we'll...

Gonna get along just fine. Today will be better. No more questions?

No more questions. Although, you know, I kind of feel like I should tell you more

about Tyler and, you know, I hope you're good at cooking because he's a really

picky eater.

He's not easy to please, you know.

Right, Tyler? You're a picky eater.

I guess.

I wouldn't call it that, but... Here, why don't I go help you?

Yeah, actually, if you wouldn't mind grabbing the sugar, sweetie. We're going

to add sugar, and we're going to mix the sugar with the flour for the crumble.

Have you ever made apple crumble before?

No, I haven't. It's a real English delicacy.

So I'm going to, like, chop up these apples, and then you're going to help me

combine the sugar and the flour.

Okay. And then we, like, do the apples.

while we mix the sugar and flour, and I'll make the pastry base, and then we

can kind of put it all together.

Okay, that sounds so good.

Cool.

And then, you know, I kind of feel like I should tell you other things about

Tyler. Like, Tyler also still sleeps with his blankie.

Oh, that's okay.

Is it okay with you sharing?

Sharing the bed with a blankie, even though he's too old for a blankie.

That's totally fine. I don't mind.

You know, he used to wet the bed all the time, too, so I don't know.

I'm just being honest.

You can never be too old for a blankie. No, it's totally fine. You still sleep

with one baby.

I don't mind.

I'm just saying, someone in college and still sleeping with a blankie, I just,

you know.

It's okay. I think it's cute.

Really. Okay.

Yeah. Okay.

But the hygiene thing you're okay with?

I mean, he takes showers when he's with me. He always smells good.

Maybe it was just something in the past when he was younger.

Okay. I don't even remember that.

And you know he snores, right?

Tyler, you're really, really loud. It doesn't bother me, though, baby.

You know, I don't care.

Okay. I mean, the hygiene is the real thing. It's one thing showering, but

making sure you're really cleaning and getting hygienic. You know, I want to

make sure that you're...

keeping healthy and safe by being hygienic as possible well he's super

hygienic i can also give you back your mouth guard tyler um so you know it

helps with your snoring so that you're not waking her up all the time i'd be

willing to try it yeah but it really doesn't bother me much okay yeah no um

and is he is he polite he always yeah the best manners right no he's so nice

all the time he treats me so good okay good good i want to make sure he's being

polite and respectful because he certainly doesn't use manners around me

that's for sure and certainly doesn't shower a lot when he's staying in this

house so i just want to make sure that he's you know yeah no i i really don't

mind he's always so clean when he's around me okay okay yeah okay good

Because especially when you're, like, eating, we want to make sure that... Oh,

yeah. You know, you're not, like, contaminating everything. And, you know,

Tyler's not the best at, you know, washing his hands before mealtime.

Oh, no.

Yeah. Well, we'll teach him.

Yeah. I'll be sure.

Okay. Okay, good. Good, good, good. You know, I just want you to know what

you're signing up for. Because you seem like a sweet girl. And, you know,

Tyler's not the easiest.

So... Oh, thank you for telling me, but he's been so great with me.

Okay, okay.

Um... Tyler, when was the last time you got a haircut, too?

You should be, you know, keeping yourself together for Aria here and

looking clean and respectful.

I don't know. She told me she likes it kind of shaggy.

Yeah, no, I like his long hair. I think it looks so good. Okay.

Okay, good.

Okay.

Yeah, it's not the easiest. We need to work on the manners and the hygiene, but

if you're okay with the blankie and the snoring.

Yeah, no, those don't bother me at all. You know what I think we need to work on

is that dinner.

Yeah, okay, we're getting to it, you know. I'm casting these apples and we've

got lots to do.

They smell so good.

I mean, Tyler, you could be helpful and work on some.

other food to help us out maybe later, you know? Maybe you can cook everything

tomorrow, Tyler, because you never seem to help around the house. It would be

nice if you did for Aria here, okay?

Oh yeah, I'll order a pizza or something.

Order?

You need to cook for your lady too sometimes.

I know,

we can teach him how to cook.

Okay, okay.

Yeah, I'll definitely show him the recipe.

Okay, good.

Okay, good, yeah, he needs the help.

a little bit more.

But she does the dishes.

Exactly. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. These apples. These are cooking apples and they're like really really

hot.

Oh yeah. They smell so fresh and good. Yeah. They are fresh.

Are they from your garden?

They are.

Yeah. They are from my childhood.

They smell so good.

Did you find the sugar, honey?

Oh, yeah.

I did find the sugar.

Wonderful. Thank you. Oh, you measured it out. That's perfect. Yes.

Perfect. Nice.

So, what else can I say about Tyler? I should show you his baby photos. He was

not the cutest baby.

Oh, I'm sure he was so cute.

Well, he's still got some, you know, rounding out to do.

Right? I think, you know, it's college and we need to work on the hygiene, but

I think he'll get maybe, hopefully, a bit better with age.

Yeah, he's getting there.

He's learning.

Nice to hear how you really think about me, Mom.

You know, I'm just looking out for Aria here and also helping you to become a

fine young gentleman, you know, with good manners and good hygiene.

Yeah.

Hi, I thought we could ask for, I just wish we'd work a bit quicker, Tyler.

He's getting there.

I'm so excited for this apple crumble.

I've never had it before.

Yeah, Tyler, you like it, right, Tyler?

Well, I don't know. Are we all being honest here today?

Yes, young man, and I don't appreciate that tone.

I don't appreciate you calling me unhygienic and this and that

in front of my new girlfriend.

Well, sweetie, I'm just being honest.

Like, she should know, like, what she's getting herself into. And, like, you

know, I want to help shape you into, yeah, an eligible young man

here. And I'm just saying we have some ways to go, you know? You wouldn't...

You wouldn't let me send you off to that boarding school to round you out into a

proper young man.

So now we have more work to do. Make sure that you're, you know.

Well, I think you've done a wonderful job raising him. He's such a good boy.

Very kind.

Very kind. But, you know, he has lots of things to work on.

You know, I went to finishing school. So, like, I'm good at manners and, you

know. Well, you're being pretty disrespectful the last few days.

I don't think that's true.

I think I'm just, you know, being a mom, looking out for you all and making sure

that, you know, you're keeping each other healthy and happy and safe. I'm

just being, you know, what moms do. I don't know, mom. Do all moms disrespect

their son's girlfriend?

I'm being nice. I'm not being disrespectful.

I'm just looking out for you both. And I'm being honest with Aria here about,

you know, your shortcomings. And I want to make sure that...

Are you aware of some of the things that, you know, don't sound too good,

you know, to a mom and that you might, you know, want to think about in terms

of your reputation and stuff.

Yeah, I think we're doing great. I really appreciate all of your advice.

Okay, good. I'm just looking out for you guys. Yes, thank you. I know I come

across as done, but...

That's okay. It's okay to be a little blunt.

Okay.

Okay, I think this is almost ready to mix with the sugar and

the flour that I'm going to get.

Yeah. And then maybe we could serve it with some cream.

Or do you like ice cream?

Ice cream. I love vanilla ice cream. Okay, good. Although, Tyler, not for

you, because you know you get a funny tummy with dairy.

I know. Oh, no.

Yeah, that's the other thing. You know that he's a little bit funny with dairy,

and it's a really bad situation when he's eating dairy. I could have a bite.

That's okay. Yeah, he can have some. It's okay if your stomach gets a little

messed up.

Okay. Well, it just means, like, you guys, if you want to eat pizza and

stuff, he could...

I mean, I know they have vegan options now, too, so we can always do that.

There's always a way around it.

That's true.

But, you know, he gets real, like, gassy, and he gets, like, you know, he

gets a little... Right, Tyler? You get gassy, and you get really whiny when

you're gassy.

So, Tyler also, like...

Yeah, he isn't the most consistent, but I just, you know, in terms of long-term

commitment.

Right, Tyler?

He likes to give up on things. I'm just saying.

Well, she's the longest girlfriend I've ever had.

Okay, three months is not exactly a long time.

Sweetheart. Well, you're the one who was asking about babies.

You know, I don't think I can really take this conversation anymore, so I'm

just going to leave.

You don't have to go. We can finish this.

No, that's okay. This is just too much for my head right now.

Oh, okay. Well, seems like a quitter to me, but... She's not a quitter. You're

just being mean to her.

I'm not being mean. I'm being nice. I'm just looking out for both of you and,

like, trying to help you, like, get to the, you know...

get to the meat and potatoes and have conversations that we need to be having.

Ready for the oven, I think.

Mom, can you please be a little more nice to my girlfriend?

I'm just getting ridiculous.

Okay, you're right. I'm looking out for you, but I think I've been a bit too

harsh, so I'm sorry, and I will try harder next time, okay? Please.

Okay, I hear you.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

Hey, we were just about to watch a movie.

Do you mind if I join?

Yeah, go for it. We're going to watch a rom-com, though, I think.

Yeah.

I thought we would watch. I'll just hang out with you guys if that's okay.

Okay.

now that you're both here I also wanted to apologize because I know I've been I

think pretty hard on both of you and you know I really it comes from a good place

I really care and I want you guys to be happy together and I just know that I

was you know a little too harsh so I just wanted to say that I'm sorry thank

you for apologizing it's okay I totally understand where you're coming from it's

a little harsh but I appreciate you a lot for apologizing yeah I'll I'll be

less strict moving forward I'll learn to relax a bit and yeah I just I care about

you and you're a very sweet girl I'm very happy for you both so I'm sorry and

I'll be I'll be I'll be better and more polite

Thank you.

So you guys all made up?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, let's hug it out.

Let's hug it out. Sweet.

I'm glad we could talk everything out. Yeah. Me too. Me too. I really want to

have a good relationship with you. Likewise. Because I love your son,

obviously.

Yeah, he's not bad.

No. He's a good one. He is a good one.

Well, I want you guys to be happy, so I'm glad.

Glad we can all get along now, you know? Yes.

So, maybe we could watch a movie?

Yeah, no, I was just about to play it.

What kind of movies do you like?

I like scary movies sometimes. Oh, really?

Oh my gosh, I can't do scary.

I'm so checking.

Really?

I love scary movies. I like the adrenaline.

Oh, yeah.

Thriller than Junkie. I was like that when I was young.

Yeah, now I'm older, I like just happy, you know, rom-com. Oh, I love funny

movies, too. Yeah. Funny movies are my favorite. They're fun.

It all depends on the mood, too.

Definitely. And who you're with, yeah. Right. Sometimes it's fun to, like, get

scared a little with your friends, you know, cuddle. Cuddle up, yeah.

Yeah. Tyler's a bit of a cuddle bunny, aren't you? He likes the cuddle during

scary movies. I love cuddling.

What's your favorite kind of movie?

Yeah, I like rom-coms.

I kind of like gory movies, actually.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, a little bit of violent.

Oh, those movies are fun.

Yeah.

I like those kind of movies.

Sci-fi movies.

Yeah.

Do you like, like, popcorn?

Like, do you ever go to the cinema?

I love popcorn with lots of butter on it. Butter.

Butter is so good.

What are your favorite movies, Tyler?

I know.

What do you like?

I love action.

Scary movies, comedies. Yeah.

I don't think I did, like, any genre.

Well, I remember when you used to watch cartoons.

I still love watching cartoons. Yeah.

I used to watch cartoons a lot. That's true.

Yeah, but you weren't just a kid. You were, like, a little bit older, but it's

okay. I still watch cartoons to this day.

They're so great.

They're always so funny, too.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I feel like this movie, I feel like we're going to like it. Mm-hmm.

No. Oh, my God, I love that actor.

Right? Yeah.

He's my cup of tea. Yeah. Right? He's super handsome.

No, mine, too. Totally my type.

Have you seen this one before?

Mm-mm.

Yeah, I feel like I have, but I didn't finish it.

Is this the second one?

Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like the second one's never as good as the first one. Right.

The first one's always better.

The first one, yeah, was so good.

But, you know, we're just here for the eye candy. I am, at least, you know? Mm

-hmm. Yeah.

I totally agree.

Yeah. Yeah.

So how did you guys like that apple crumble?

It was so good.

You're such a good cook.

I'm glad you liked it, sweetie.

Thank you. It was amazing.

Wasn't it so good, Tyler?

You know, it did turn out pretty good.

Good, okay. This time.

This time? Tyler, excuse me.

Honestly, though, it does take a few tries to get good. It's a bit of a

complicated recipe.

Yeah, practice doesn't make perfect.

Do you make any dessert?

I love making apple pie, like pies.

And I love baking cupcakes.

Cupcakes are my favorite. I like cake.

Yeah, with sweet, good stuff.

Yes, I always have such a big sweet tooth. Yeah.

Yeah. My mom always said to me that...

If you can read, you can make a good dessert because it's just about

following the recipe, right?

Because if you have the sugar and the flour amount.

Then you've got everything.

It's really easy if you follow the directions for sure.

Like cookies.

Yeah, oh my gosh.

Yeah, although I love.

oatmeal raisin cookies and everyone thinks i'm crazy but you can add

chocolate chips to them and then they're like you get a bit of raisin you get a

bit of chocolate right get a bit of everything i love it they're so good

what's your favorite type of dessert i

love like ice cream with like hot fudge like

sauce or

I love salted caramel ice cream.

Oh, salted caramel ice cream is so yummy.

I love the sweet with the saltiness.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Sweet and salty is a good combo.

Actually, and speaking of watching a movie and popcorn, like...

I love ice cream with popcorn.

Have you ever had that where you put like popcorn and like fudge sauce or

something on the ice cream so it's like a nice like popcorn.

I haven't had that. I've had like fries and ice cream. Have you had that before?

No. Yeah.

Fries and like your milkshake or with the whipped cream.

Wow. It's so good.

That sounds very American, but I will give it a go.

It's not super American. Yeah, fries, that fries everything.

Fries, fries, fries.

Yeah, it's funny because it's like, they're called French fries, but I feel

like Americans are obsessed with fries. Oh, yeah, it's definitely an American

thing. Yeah.

Yeah, Tyler loves fries, don't you, babe?

Who doesn't? Yeah, who doesn't?

It depends whether they're ice cream or not, though, because that's crazy.

Oh my god, you need to try it.

It's the total, like, perfect thing for sweet and salty.

Yeah. Okay, well, maybe next time we all watch a movie, I'll make some fries and

we can have some fried ice cream with a side of popcorn ice cream.

Yes! All the weird combinations.

All the weird combos, yeah.

That's so funny.

i'm not really not recognizing this like part of the movie i feel like i always

fall asleep i'm such a mom i like fall asleep in every single movie i always

fall asleep especially like right at the beginning i'm like are you snoring yeah

and also right now when it's just her on screen i'm like there's no eye candy

here right yeah i don't really care for her yeah but her dress is Super cute.

It is super pretty.

Super pretty.

I love long, pretty dresses like that.

Yeah.

Yeah. That green color. I would never wear it, but she looks great. She does

look so good in it. Yeah. But do you hear all the drama with that actress

lately? Like, just like, I feel like she's been in and out with all these

court cases, all this crazy stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. I know. They're always getting into something.

Something. Yeah. But.

you know well she's a good actress and she looks great in that dress so she

does i'm like you can't say too much yeah also look at her apartment

so gorgeous so gorgeous i want a high rise like that right so pretty so much

light it's amazing all the windows being able to see like the whole thing yeah

beautiful so pretty beautiful i know that all the homes and movies that we

just like so fab yeah i know they're always so nice yeah yeah

Here, Barbie, my legs are getting tired. Oh, really? I'm going to use your hole.

Okay, sweetie.

You need to rest your legs for a little bit. I know.

I get it.

I know. I've been wanting to get a puppy. Yeah. There's just so much work.

Yeah, they are a lot of work. That's the thing. It's a big responsibility. Mm

-hmm. It's like having a kid.

Mm-hmm.

Well, maybe one day we'll have a puppy together. Aw, Tyler.

I would love that, actually.

Yeah. Well, if you guys do get a puppy, you know, I can always help look after

it, you know, if you guys want to travel.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. That would help out so much. Yeah, just drop it off with mom, you know? Mm

-hmm. I can, like, look after it.

Yeah, no, definitely.

You're right. It's a lot of work. But it's good because it makes you, like,

forces you to go on a walk a couple times a day. Right, it makes you go

outside. It makes you, like, healthy because you have to walk.

Mm-hmm.

But only if you guys share the responsibility, Tyler. You can't make,

you know, Aria do all the work. Right. You have to help me take care of it

still.

I'll put water in the bowl, I don't mind. Yeah.

And feed her.

Yeah.

I used to have dogs, I miss having them.

And I have cats.

Oh, you do?

Yeah, we both have a cat. Aww, what kind of cat?

He's a bagel kitty.

Aww, cute.

Yeah, he's our little fur baby.

I kind of want a cat and a dog, because I feel like that could be fun, but I

feel like they get on pretty well from what I hear from the most part, right?

They do if you get them while they're little. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, there's our hottie on screen. Finally.

Oh, my God.

That's what we're watching the movie for.

It's so hot. Oh, it's so hot. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Any movie he's in, I'll watch it, you know.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's such a good actor. Oh, I've definitely seen clips from this

scene. I really like it.

It's funny.

It's so hot.

It's so hot. Oh, my God.

Oh my gosh. Yes. I'm so glad he's still around. I know.

I love seeing him in movies. Yeah.

Yeah, me too.

Aw,

that face there, it looks familiar.

It does.

Yeah.

I wonder if that's around here where they shot that. Right?

Maybe.

Hmm.

Is the lighting in here okay for watching a movie, you guys okay?

Yeah, I know, it's perfect.

Okay, good, good.

Oh my god, that outfit he's wearing.

I know.

It looks so good. I know, guys, it's so hot in here.

You know, my friend's seen him on the street before and says that, like, he's

even hotter.

Oh, in real life? Yeah. Oh my gosh, I have to see him. Yeah, I'm ready, I

would love that.

It's so hot. Yeah.

Oh, there goes his shirt.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Finally.

Take it off. Take it off.

It's so hot. It's funny. I like that we both enjoy him. I know.

Are we sure that this is a family movie?

Yeah. It's fine, Tyler.

We're having a good time watching this movie.

I know.

I'm not even watching it, so. Yeah.

Do you guys do anything fun?

We went outside earlier in the walk.

Yeah.

Fun. Good. I'm glad you got outside and got some of the good weather.

Yeah. Made the most of it, you know. So pretty outside. Yeah.

Yeah.

Get that vitamin D.

Right.

Get that sun.

Makes my skin glow when I'm outside. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. It's so good for you. Mm-hmm. It really is.

I love it when it's a pretty day out. Yeah.

I mean, Tyler, close your ears, but I also hear that vitamin D is really good

for your pussy.

Oh, yeah.

So, like, I'll, like, spread my legs and make sure I'm getting some of that

vitamin D.

Oh, I've done that before. Right? Yeah. It's so good for your kitty.

Right? Yeah. She loves it. Yes.

Sorry, Tyler. Girl, cool.

I'm just glad you two are getting along.

Yeah, me too. I know. I'm so glad we're getting along now. Me too.

Oh, it was such a nice day out on our walk.

Good.

If you had a dog, you could just walk too. Right? We could take him with us.

Uh-huh.

We need to get a pet.

We will.

We'll get a fish tank, too.

Oh, yeah. Fish are good starters, right?

It's so cute.

We watched them swim, and they all have, like, different colors.

And you can decorate their tanks. So cute.

Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. I kind of want to put one in our bathroom, actually.

Oh, that'd be so cool.

Would you like that, Tyler?

Yeah, we could do that. Yeah, right in the bathroom. I feel like it would be

really cool. It would be.

Yeah. It gives you something to look at, too. Exactly. Instead of just sitting on

the toilet.

Exactly. Yeah.

It gives you something to look at. Right. I used to read a book, but

looking at fish would be cute. Right. Just watching them in their own little

world. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. That's a good idea.

Also, like, with goldfish, their poop is just, like, stuck. They just swim around

with it.

like oh i know you know yeah oh fish can be hard to take care of yeah i mean

they're not too hard but yeah but clean yeah clean the tank out a lot yeah it

can be a lot yeah it can be maybe tyler you'd help me right

that could be a job exactly that's a good job

I love the shoes.

Yeah, me too.

Have you ever been snorkeling? Yeah. You have? Yeah. Oh, how was it? It was

amazing. It was the coolest experience.

I saw like a reef shark.

Oh, no way. Which was crazy.

Yeah, it was really crazy.

That's cool.

Yeah, I was with my ex-husband and he got scared and he just swam off.

No way. No way. I was like, that's when I should have known.

Right. That marriage was not going to last, you know?

Seriously. Yeah. But it was so cool seeing so many beautiful fish. It was

like, I felt like, you know, like a mermaid.

Yeah. Oh, that's so pretty. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Fish is cool.

Once when I was out, I saw this guy who had a...

like a pet turtle in his jacket pocket no way like a pet turtle would be really

cute oh turtles are so cute how cute I was in Hawaii one time and we were

snorkeling and there was two like huge sea turtles that came up wow oh so

you've been snorkeling and exploring too yeah oh how is hawaii beautiful oh my

gosh i've never been i really want to go it's so pretty yeah and it was like so

warm there when we went yeah nice it was so nice it looks so beautiful oh my god

oh amazing amazing you need to go yeah i

feel like have you been anywhere else tropical and like no not yet yeah lots

of exploring to do yeah this is how i really want to start traveling oh yeah

you guys should that'll be fun yeah yeah it just costs a lot of money yeah

but it's okay we'll figure it out yeah yeah and you like yeah i mean credit

card points or flights you know you guys could like you know You get like free

flights after a little bit.

Yeah, you build the rewards up. Yeah.

I have so many friends that have gone.

Yeah, it looks beautiful there.

Yeah, it's really gorgeous and everything's so cheap there.

So it's really only the ticket you have to worry about. Yeah, exactly.

we're super excited to start traveling go to some tropical places you could

also visit london i have friends that could take care of you you know oh okay

how does that sound maybe going to london right and then once

you're in london you can get the train around europe too oh okay

That's such a good idea.

It takes two hours to get to Paris on train.

Oh, that's nothing.

Going to Paris would be so beautiful.

It's super romantic. You guys should definitely do that together.

Yes, have a date there.

Eat some croissants. Yes.

Although the croissants there are much smaller and tastier than the ones you

have here.

Yeah, oh, I bet they're so much better.

And cheese and red wine.

Yummy. I bet the wine is amazing.

Yeah, where else? And then you could, like, go from France to, like, you could

go explore, like, Germany, Austria.

Right. Switzerland.

There's so many places to explore.

Copenhagen looks beautiful.

Yeah.

I've had friends who, like, you can go interrailing and go basically all over

Europe on train. And actually, that's pretty affordable for you guys. Yeah,

I've heard backpacking around, it's very cheap. Like, it's not as expensive as

people make it seem to be.

Yeah.

Yeah,

we're definitely excited to start doing that.

Where else could you go? I mean, one of the favorite places I've been is Turks

and Caicos.

Really? Gorgeous.

I've always wanted to go. Yeah.

Remember I showed you all the pictures, Tyler?

Like, it was so beautiful.

Which trip was that? The Turks and Caicos.

Oh, that's right.

Yeah, like the water's so turquoise. Oh.

Seafood's amazing.

Isn't it? Yeah.

It's beautiful. I bet the food is so fresh. So fresh.

Yeah, and they have these, like, you have conch shells everywhere, and you

eat the, like, meat from the conch shells.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that they had meat inside of them.

Well, seafood, but, you know, yeah. Yeah. It's, like, meaty seafood. It's,

like, a little chewy.

Yeah. Yeah.

With avocados and corn and mangoes. Like, it's so fresh and yum. Oh, the

fresh vegetables and fruits. I love eating fruit.

Yeah. Yeah.

So good.

What's your favorite fruit?

I love bananas.

Do you? Yeah.

Bananas are yummy. I love bananas.

Kiwis are really underrated. They are. Kiwis are so good. They're so good, but

you didn't see kiwis in many places. No.

I love kiwis. I always buy kiwis. Yeah, so good.

Yeah, I love a good fruit salad. Maybe some cantaloupe, some honeydew.

Yes. Yeah.

I love cherries. Oh, cherries. Yeah.

Yeah. Yum.

And then any of those fruits with like cream or ice cream.

Yum. So good. Fruit and sugar.

I know. Great combo. Great combo.

Yeah.

like oh i'm being healthy but also right like i still get that i get a little

something i don't feel too bad about eating it instead of eating like a bag

of candy exactly do you like coconut i love coconut yeah because you can get

this really yummy like coconut sugar like chips um and then you can like

sprinkle them on fruit because it's like really it's like a little bit sweeter

too right but then it's so healthy yeah

And coconut water.

Coconut water is so good. I drink so much coconut water. Yeah, and there's

like a few tips that are so sweet.

Yeah. And like delicious.

Thanks for everything, Mom. It really means a lot

to me.

You're welcome, honey. I'm just, I'm glad you guys have each other.

You're such a sweet girl.

Oh, thank you. I'm glad you have each other.

I'm so glad we can get along now.

Yeah, me too.

Yay. I'm so happy.

We're good together.

Oh, thank you.

I'm so happy. I feel so much better now.