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Let's go!
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Ah, here we go.
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Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.
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Oli! Oli!
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First time Dad
took me to Gran and Aunt Mary's
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for my holiday, I was, I
don't know, eight or nine.
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And I remember playing footy with Gran
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and my cousins, in the front yard.
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You know those days when
everything's perfect?
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One of the greatest afternoons of my life.
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You see, Gran would form
us all into one team,
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and she'd be the other.
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It amazes me to think of the hours
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and hours she'd spend playing with us.
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She never seemed tired.
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Later in the afternoon, she'd play Ludo,
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or Snakes & Ladders, or Tiddlywinks.
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I used to love those games with Gran.
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She used to keep an old Monopoly set
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hidden under the stairs,
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because Mary wouldn't let her play.
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You see, real strict
Salvation Army, Mary was.
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I mean, Gran, too, but just
not as bad as Mary, you know.
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This one time, Mary went out for a while.
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And the minute she's out the door,
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Gran whips out the old Monopoly board.
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Not a word to Mary, she says.
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That was the best game of
Monopoly I've ever played.
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Like me and Gran were doing
something really naughty.
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Really wrong.
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Fire and brimstone stuff, you know.
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Some people may think that
those days with Gran and Mary
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had a bad influence on me.
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Could be right.
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After all, I still play footy.
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Stick your friggin' shoulder in his ass!
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Watch it.
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Only doing what he wants.
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Easy!
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♫ Now you're heading down to get someone ♫
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Jesus, you blokes!
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What do you think you're doing?
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Come on.
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Oh, go on, get out of here.
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Go on.
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♫ All the people that you're standing on
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♫ All the people that you're standing on
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♫ Now you're heading down to be someone
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♫ Someone that you've seen in a magazine
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♫ Your preminition is coming true
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♫ Oh baby you're not so green
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♫ No baby you're not so green
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♫ No baby not so systematically
waking up the dead
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♫ Systematically stepping on my head
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♫ You're systematically waking up the dead
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♫ Systematically stepping on my head
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♫ Now you're heading
down to find something
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♫ Something that you
buried in your backyard
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♫ Position is coming through all the dirt
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♫ That you're diggin' on
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♫ All the dirt that you're diggin' on
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♫ Now you're heading down to be someone ♫
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G'day, mate.
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You're a woman of the world, Gert.
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What do you reckon?
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Are you thinking of
getting hitched again, Harry?
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Just looking.
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♫ Systematic waking up the dead.
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♫ Systematically stepping on my head
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♫ Systematically waking up the dead.
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♫ Systematically stepping on my head ♫
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♫ Now you're heading down to get someone
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♫ Someone that you
should have had years ago
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♫ Possession is coming
through all the people
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♫ That you're standing on
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♫ All the people that you're standing on
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♫ All the people that you're standing on
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♫ Are hard to get a hand on
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♫ Systematically waking up the dead
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♫ Systematically stepping on my head
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♫ Systematically waking up the dead
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♫ You're systematically
stepping on my head ♫
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I'm fucked.
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What was that?
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I said I'm rooted.
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Stopped off for a quickie
on the way home, did you?
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God, you're off sometimes, you know that?
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Put a dirty meaning on everything.
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Not lasagne again?
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Are you going senile or something?
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Mashed potatoes and veggies.
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We've had it three
times this week, already.
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Why can't we have a nice leg of lamb?
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We haven't had a roast for yonks.
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Things aren't so wonderful when
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you're cooking, you know.
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Sausages and chips are a real treat,
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when you're in the kitchen.
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I did that nice chicken curry last week.
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So hot it blew the roof of my mouth off.
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Oh, I'm sorry if you can't stand a little
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imagination in my cooking.
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I'll stick to frozen lasagne, from now on.
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How long is it gonna be, anyway?
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Nearly ready.
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I'll just grab a quick shower.
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Why do you always decide to take a shower,
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just as I'm about to dish up?
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Just as I'm about to put
the food on the table...
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You don't expect to sit down all sweaty,
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and smelly like this...
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Why not?
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Doesn't usually bother you,
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unless you're going out.
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Are you going out?
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Well, as a matter of fact, I am.
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I thought I'd just pop down to the pub,
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for a couple of beers.
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All right?
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Got a date?
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Can't a bloke go out for
a drink on a Friday night,
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without you making a
lifetime romance out of it?
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You dish up.
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I won't be two ticks, all right?
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He'll be back in a minute.
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You had a shower then, did you, Dad?
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Yes, yes I did.
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You didn't turn the taps right off, again.
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Is that right, son?
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Every time I go for a
shower, the taps are dripping.
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Now, I know you don't turn them
right off because you think,
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you're saving the washers.
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But mate, I've told ya,
that's what they're for.
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And I'm a plumber.
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I can change 'em.
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And a few flamin' washers
are a damn sight cheaper,
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than the water rates.
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It drives me mental, Dad.
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You know, it does.
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If I've asked you once, I've
asked you thousand times.
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Turn the fucking taps off!
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Yes.
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Thanks.
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Sorry.
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Very much.
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I will try.
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He's very wrought up.
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He only ever mentions
that when he's wrought up.
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He must think he's meeting
Mr. Right, tonight.
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He won't be eating any Sara Lee.
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You're probably wondering about that.
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About him meeting Mr. Right.
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Well, might as well get
it out into the open,
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as the actress said to the bishop.
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He won't be meeting any girl tonight.
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He's what you might call cheerful.
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Can't bear that other word.
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Some of you will be going,
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tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, probably.
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Can't see why, though.
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He's a good, honest lad, with a heart
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as big as Western Australia.
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And he's as much a friend as he is a son.
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He's a good mate.
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Mind you, he can be a
nightmare to live with.
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Come on, your dinner's on the table.
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You didn't do the laundry.
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Sorry, I forgot.
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Well I need a pair of socks.
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I can't go bloody barefoot.
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Well, whiz down to the shop and buy
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yourself a pair of pantyhose.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Very funny.
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Suppose I could wash a pair of
mine and dry 'em in the oven.
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Oh yeah, and the house
will reek of burnt nylon,
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like it did last time.
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Come and eat your dinner.
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Yeah, yeah, two ticks.
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I wouldn't want you getting
the wrong idea, though.
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Two blokes living alone together.
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It's only him.
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I'm not that way inclined.
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Regular lady's man, me.
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Always have been.
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When I was his age, I was
a right little rooter.
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Rabbit, they called me.
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'Till I met his mum, that is.
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No more fooling around, after that.
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I was faithful to her
from the day I met her.
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Because I knew I was
one of the lucky ones.
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I knew it was love.
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These jeans all right, or
should I wear the white ones?
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How many pairs of my socks did you borrow?
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I can almost see your religion.
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Yeah, well, if you've got it, show it.
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Haven't got that much to skite about.
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Well, Harry, size isn't everything!
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It's what you do with it that counts.
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His mum always said that to me.
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What's that for?
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That's not spaghetti, you know.
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Don't wanna get my new shirt dirty.
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Have you actually met this young man?
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Or is there some young fella
wandering around Sydney,
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who doesn't know you're about
to happen to him tonight?
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We've said g'day a
few times, down the pub.
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Ah!
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Courting?
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No, Dad, not yet.
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But you never know your
luck in a big city, though.
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Are you sure about this, Mum?
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No, Jenny, I'm not sure at all.
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Do you want me to come in with you?
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No.
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This is something I've got to do.
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Now.
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Hmm!
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Wish me luck.
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Now just relax, Mrs. Johnson.
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Hmm!
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I'm going to show you several faces.
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Now, I want you to just let them drift by,
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but if you see one that catches your eye,
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we can go back and have a second look.
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Oh, my God, sorry.
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I'm a bit nervous.
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Oh, no need to be, dear.
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You know, you've just
taken your first step,
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towards finding your perfect partner.
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Have a look.
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Oh!
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Mmm.
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Hmm!
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Yes.
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I'll give the party a call.
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Right, yes.
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Thanks very much.
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You eating, or what?
240
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Who was that?
241
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Man about a dog.
242
00:11:40,389 --> 00:11:41,973
What bloody dog?
243
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,812
There's tomato sauce on it already.
244
00:11:46,896 --> 00:11:47,437
Yeah, I know.
245
00:11:47,646 --> 00:11:48,980
It needs more.
246
00:11:56,447 --> 00:11:57,614
Of course, some people think it isn't very
247
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good manners to read at the dinner table.
248
00:12:00,242 --> 00:12:02,911
Some people haven't lived
with you for twenty odd years.
249
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Some people should be so bloody lucky.
250
00:12:12,671 --> 00:12:14,715
You should read a few
more books, you know.
251
00:12:14,799 --> 00:12:15,632
Mmm?
252
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,550
There's a lot more to life
than what you see on telly.
253
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Like this bloke, Sir Richard Burton.
254
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One of the greatest
explorers that ever lived.
255
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First white man to see
the sacred stone at Mecca.
256
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And the first man to discover the lakes,
257
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in Africa, that are
the source of the Nile.
258
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A man-
259
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I thought he married Elizabeth Taylor.
260
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Who could take on the
world, and conquer it.
261
00:12:41,492 --> 00:12:42,534
Yeah, a couple of times.
262
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Not afraid of anything.
263
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You should read it, you
might pick up a few hints.
264
00:12:47,623 --> 00:12:48,623
What for?
265
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I do not want to go
chasing all over Africa,
266
00:12:50,543 --> 00:12:52,544
looking for a place to have a swim.
267
00:12:53,712 --> 00:12:55,255
Anyway, the whole world has
already been discovered.
268
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,172
No, it hasn't.
269
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Which bit's are missing?
270
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There's amazing things waiting for
271
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you just around the corner.
272
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Wonderful things, like love.
273
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The greatest adventure of all.
274
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Your grandmother said it once.
275
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I'll never forget it.
276
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The greatest explorers, she said,
277
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are the explorers of the human heart.
278
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Is that why she became a dyke?
279
00:13:15,609 --> 00:13:17,569
Your grandmother was not a dyke!
280
00:13:17,778 --> 00:13:19,446
She was licking Aunt
Mary's pussy for 40 years.
281
00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:21,072
What else do you call it?
282
00:13:23,576 --> 00:13:28,496
I admit her relationship
with Mary was, intimate.
283
00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:32,792
But she was not a dyke.
284
00:13:34,837 --> 00:13:37,130
Lesbian, perhaps.
285
00:13:38,215 --> 00:13:39,841
Lezzo, dyke, what's the diff?
286
00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:41,050
What's the diff?
287
00:13:41,135 --> 00:13:42,218
What's the diff?
288
00:13:42,428 --> 00:13:44,971
There's a whole lot of flaming diff.
289
00:13:45,181 --> 00:13:47,807
Your grandmother was a
very beautiful woman.
290
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And just because she found happiness
291
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after your grandfather had died,
292
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just because, in her
grief, she turned to Mary,
293
00:13:55,483 --> 00:13:57,983
and the of them found
comfort in each other's arms,
294
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doesn't give you the
right to call her names.
295
00:14:01,822 --> 00:14:04,032
How would you like it if
I went around calling you
296
00:14:04,116 --> 00:14:05,950
pansy, fairy, poofter?
297
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,744
You do, half the time.
298
00:14:07,953 --> 00:14:10,538
Only when I'm annoyed with you.
299
00:14:11,165 --> 00:14:12,457
Now eat your veggies.
300
00:14:12,666 --> 00:14:13,791
No, I've had it.
301
00:14:14,001 --> 00:14:15,210
I've done my dash.
302
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:16,669
Now, you know...
303
00:14:18,756 --> 00:14:20,424
You know how you get angry with me,
304
00:14:20,508 --> 00:14:21,925
when I don't turn the
taps off in the shower?
305
00:14:22,009 --> 00:14:22,675
Look, I'm sorry.
306
00:14:22,885 --> 00:14:24,553
No, no, no, no, don't apologise.
307
00:14:24,637 --> 00:14:25,803
Listen, listen.
308
00:14:26,013 --> 00:14:29,307
Every time you finish a meal, you always
309
00:14:29,517 --> 00:14:30,934
push your plate away from you.
310
00:14:31,018 --> 00:14:32,018
Always.
311
00:14:32,186 --> 00:14:33,562
Now, I've told you until I'm blue in
312
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the face, but you always do it.
313
00:14:35,898 --> 00:14:36,940
It doesn't matter where we are.
314
00:14:37,024 --> 00:14:39,817
Here, out, Buckingham
Palace, for all you care.
315
00:14:40,027 --> 00:14:42,487
You'd bloody do it there,
and it drives me mental!
316
00:14:44,406 --> 00:14:46,115
If that's how you feel.
317
00:14:51,622 --> 00:14:53,373
That's how I feel.
318
00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:56,334
There's a Sara Lee in the fridge.
319
00:14:56,418 --> 00:14:58,086
Mmm-mmm, no thanks, mate.
320
00:14:58,295 --> 00:14:59,963
Don't wanna go breaking out in zits.
321
00:15:00,047 --> 00:15:02,465
Fact is, I'm running late as it is.
322
00:15:04,051 --> 00:15:06,344
Bit early, isn't it?
323
00:15:06,554 --> 00:15:09,055
Well, you know what they
say about the early bird.
324
00:15:09,139 --> 00:15:10,765
Yes, but I don't think
that's the sort of worm
325
00:15:10,849 --> 00:15:12,600
they had in mind when they said it.
326
00:15:13,686 --> 00:15:15,603
Ah, leave the dishes, I'll do them.
327
00:15:15,813 --> 00:15:17,146
Ta, Dad.
328
00:15:17,690 --> 00:15:19,524
I'll just, uh, clean my teeth.
329
00:15:22,987 --> 00:15:23,987
See what I mean?
330
00:15:24,196 --> 00:15:26,531
He hasn't been this excited for ages.
331
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,866
This one must be quite something.
332
00:15:37,876 --> 00:15:39,276
Your dinner's nearly cold.
333
00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:40,420
Sorry.
334
00:15:40,921 --> 00:15:42,130
It'd be nice if you showed some respect
335
00:15:42,214 --> 00:15:43,673
for your mother's cooking.
336
00:15:43,966 --> 00:15:45,550
Someone has to.
337
00:15:45,759 --> 00:15:47,510
I'll grab something at the pub.
338
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,020
Going out again, are we?
339
00:15:49,221 --> 00:15:51,723
Be nice if you spent some
time at home, occasionally.
340
00:15:51,807 --> 00:15:53,657
It's Friday night, for Pete's sake.
341
00:15:53,851 --> 00:15:56,352
You smell like a Bombay brothel, too.
342
00:15:56,562 --> 00:15:58,438
Good stuff that, Dad.
Obsession, it's called.
343
00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,522
It costs a fortune.
344
00:15:59,732 --> 00:16:01,024
So, where are you going?
345
00:16:01,108 --> 00:16:02,483
Dancing?
346
00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:04,444
You never bloody let up, do you?
347
00:16:04,653 --> 00:16:06,863
I took dancing lessons to
meet people, that's all.
348
00:16:06,947 --> 00:16:08,948
Wasn't as if it was ballet or anything.
349
00:16:09,158 --> 00:16:10,958
I only asked where you were going.
350
00:16:11,118 --> 00:16:13,911
And you watch your tongue
in front of your mother.
351
00:16:14,121 --> 00:16:16,748
Sorry, Mum. I'll see you later.
352
00:16:16,957 --> 00:16:17,999
Be good, dear.
353
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,251
Have a nice time.
354
00:16:20,753 --> 00:16:23,004
And if you can't be good, be careful.
355
00:16:24,381 --> 00:16:27,175
See? I do try.
356
00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:29,427
No, you don't.
357
00:16:29,637 --> 00:16:31,429
You don't really try.
358
00:16:31,639 --> 00:16:33,264
You never give him an inch.
359
00:16:44,026 --> 00:16:46,319
I was surprised by the
number of products I had in my
360
00:16:46,403 --> 00:16:48,696
kitchen cupboard that were unfriendly.
361
00:16:48,906 --> 00:16:50,740
And also so surprised how harmful they
362
00:16:50,824 --> 00:16:55,453
were the ones that I did have.
363
00:16:55,663 --> 00:16:57,413
You, um.
364
00:16:58,999 --> 00:17:00,458
You don't feel like going out?
365
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:03,169
There's a film on telly.
366
00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:05,380
Don't worry, I'll watch it in my room.
367
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,714
Coast will be clear.
368
00:17:06,924 --> 00:17:07,882
That's all right then.
369
00:17:07,966 --> 00:17:09,050
How do I look?
370
00:17:09,259 --> 00:17:10,510
God's gift?
371
00:17:10,719 --> 00:17:13,012
Did you use a whole bottle of aftershave?
372
00:17:13,222 --> 00:17:15,598
Bit fierce, is it? Obsession.
373
00:17:15,808 --> 00:17:17,183
He said it was his favorite.
374
00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:19,394
Probably quite nice,
375
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:22,438
in moderation.
376
00:17:27,528 --> 00:17:28,653
Where are you meeting him?
377
00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:29,737
At the Prinny?
378
00:17:29,822 --> 00:17:31,406
Yep. That's if he shows up.
379
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:32,574
I thought you had a date.
380
00:17:32,658 --> 00:17:34,858
Yeah, well, but, you
know, knowing my luck.
381
00:17:35,035 --> 00:17:36,536
There's plenty of others.
382
00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:38,246
No, Dad, this is different.
383
00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:40,998
He's, um, something else.
384
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:42,917
Nice.
385
00:17:44,128 --> 00:17:46,254
I expect he'll turn up then.
386
00:17:46,463 --> 00:17:47,922
I hope so.
387
00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:51,468
You've gotta have a bit
more faith in yourself, Jeff.
388
00:17:51,552 --> 00:17:52,719
If you were my son's friend, you know,
389
00:17:52,803 --> 00:17:54,262
I'd be pleased it was you.
390
00:17:54,471 --> 00:17:55,555
Things don't always work out like that
391
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,265
in the real world, Dad.
392
00:17:57,474 --> 00:17:58,642
You better not keep him waiting.
393
00:17:58,726 --> 00:17:59,267
Too right.
394
00:17:59,476 --> 00:17:59,892
Cop ya.
395
00:18:00,102 --> 00:18:01,644
Later.
396
00:18:03,439 --> 00:18:04,021
Have fun.
397
00:18:04,231 --> 00:18:05,440
Thanks, mate.
398
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,358
Do my best.
399
00:18:08,527 --> 00:18:11,112
He's 24 years old, and he's no virgin,
400
00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:13,072
that's a sure and certain fact.
401
00:18:13,907 --> 00:18:16,507
But he's carrying on like
it was his first ever date.
402
00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:18,912
You might have noticed that he lacks a bit
403
00:18:18,996 --> 00:18:20,329
of confidence in himself,
404
00:18:20,539 --> 00:18:22,123
in the romantic stakes.
405
00:18:22,332 --> 00:18:23,916
I can't see why. I mean,
406
00:18:24,126 --> 00:18:26,169
he's a nice enough looking lad,
407
00:18:26,378 --> 00:18:28,421
if you like that sort of thing.
408
00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:31,299
But, uh, about 3 years
ago, a terrible thing
409
00:18:31,508 --> 00:18:32,049
happened to him.
410
00:18:32,259 --> 00:18:34,886
He fell in love.
411
00:18:35,095 --> 00:18:36,721
It didn't last that long.
412
00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:39,724
The other bloke, uh,
413
00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:42,483
Kevin, I think it was, oh,
he was a nice enough lad,
414
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:43,895
but a bit flighty.
415
00:18:44,104 --> 00:18:46,304
Training to be a Qantas
steward or something.
416
00:18:46,732 --> 00:18:49,275
And after about three months,
417
00:18:49,485 --> 00:18:52,945
he just moved on to greener pastures, and,
418
00:18:53,781 --> 00:18:56,199
it just about broke Jeff's heart.
419
00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:03,080
It's true. Grandma was a dyke.
420
00:19:03,791 --> 00:19:06,292
Well, lesbian.
421
00:19:07,377 --> 00:19:09,671
I used to go and stay down
there for my holidays, you know.
422
00:19:09,755 --> 00:19:11,464
They were the best times.
423
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,759
Just a little brick-and-tile
down by the Hawkesbury.
424
00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:17,970
Nothing flash, but clean.
425
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:19,305
Gran was always polishing every bit
426
00:19:19,389 --> 00:19:20,848
of woodwork in the house.
427
00:19:21,058 --> 00:19:22,183
So you'd get up in the
morning and there'd be
428
00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:23,518
this wonderful smell of lavender floor
429
00:19:23,602 --> 00:19:24,686
polish, all over the place.
430
00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:26,437
Good night.
431
00:19:26,939 --> 00:19:29,440
That reminds me of a funny story.
432
00:19:29,983 --> 00:19:32,026
Suppose it's a bit off.
433
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:34,946
I was there, once.
434
00:19:35,155 --> 00:19:37,031
Some of my cousins were staying, too.
435
00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:38,241
So I had to sleep in the spare bed
436
00:19:38,325 --> 00:19:39,784
in Gran's room, you know.
437
00:19:41,203 --> 00:19:42,996
I remember, I could see it so clearly.
438
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,414
Waking up that first morning,
439
00:19:45,624 --> 00:19:47,774
Looking across to Gran's
big old double bed,
440
00:19:48,961 --> 00:19:51,087
And there were Gran and Mary.
441
00:19:51,672 --> 00:19:54,122
Tucked up in bed, wrapped
up in each other's arms.
442
00:19:54,591 --> 00:19:57,093
Gran was snoring, I remember.
443
00:19:58,095 --> 00:20:00,596
I lay there looking at
them for such a long time.
444
00:20:02,099 --> 00:20:05,101
Just looked natural somehow, you know?
445
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,771
Like the most natural thing I'd ever seen.
446
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,693
Like love.
447
00:20:23,579 --> 00:20:24,287
Hello?
448
00:20:24,496 --> 00:20:26,163
Joyce Johnson?
449
00:20:26,874 --> 00:20:28,332
No. No, I'll Just get her.
450
00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:30,418
Mum, it's for you.
451
00:20:36,508 --> 00:20:37,091
Hello?
452
00:20:37,301 --> 00:20:39,427
Ah, look, you don't know me, um,
453
00:20:39,636 --> 00:20:41,387
but my name's Harry Mitchell,
454
00:20:41,597 --> 00:20:43,389
and I got your name from
Desiree's Introduction Agency.
455
00:20:43,473 --> 00:20:46,392
Oh, yeah. Mr. Mitchell,
456
00:20:47,144 --> 00:20:48,269
Pleased to meet you.
457
00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:50,021
Please. Call me Harry.
458
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,857
Of course. I'm sorry. Harry.
459
00:20:53,859 --> 00:20:54,525
But...
460
00:20:54,735 --> 00:20:56,652
Look, it's all right...
461
00:20:56,862 --> 00:20:58,822
It's the first time I've
done this sort of thing, too.
462
00:20:58,906 --> 00:21:00,615
Oh, you mean, um, you don't use.
463
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,325
Desiree's on a regular basis?
464
00:21:02,534 --> 00:21:03,993
No.
465
00:21:04,202 --> 00:21:05,302
No, nothing like that.
466
00:21:05,454 --> 00:21:06,454
Um...
467
00:21:06,663 --> 00:21:10,207
No, I'm interested in
a serious relationship,
468
00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:13,961
and the most important thing
to me is companionship.
469
00:21:14,171 --> 00:21:16,923
Uh, I was thinking that we
should, uh, meet, have a meal,
470
00:21:17,007 --> 00:21:19,592
you know, somewhere, uh, quiet, classy.
471
00:21:19,801 --> 00:21:23,930
I happen to be a member of
the Rozelle Leagues Club.
472
00:21:24,139 --> 00:21:26,515
Isn't that a bit rowdy?
473
00:21:26,725 --> 00:21:28,810
Well, they, um, you know, have a very nice
474
00:21:28,894 --> 00:21:31,354
dining room, actually,
and there's dancing.
475
00:21:31,563 --> 00:21:32,563
Proper dancing.
476
00:21:32,648 --> 00:21:34,357
Well, but if, you know, you'd prefer a
477
00:21:34,441 --> 00:21:36,317
movie or races or whatever...
478
00:21:36,526 --> 00:21:40,279
No, no, no, no. I'd like
to have dinner at your club.
479
00:21:40,489 --> 00:21:40,988
You would?
480
00:21:41,198 --> 00:21:41,781
Mmm.
481
00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:45,242
Oh, that's very nice, Joyce.
482
00:21:45,452 --> 00:21:47,245
Well, then I'll pick you up on Saturday,
483
00:21:47,329 --> 00:21:49,038
say half past 12?
484
00:21:49,247 --> 00:21:52,375
Yeah. Or I could meet you
there, if you like, Harry?
485
00:21:52,584 --> 00:21:54,502
No, no, no, no. It would be my pleasure.
486
00:21:54,586 --> 00:21:57,421
Um, I'm looking forward to it, I promise.
487
00:21:57,631 --> 00:21:58,590
Me, too.
488
00:21:58,674 --> 00:22:01,133
So, 'till Saturday, then.
489
00:22:01,343 --> 00:22:02,468
Bye.
490
00:22:02,678 --> 00:22:04,595
Bye, then.
491
00:22:55,731 --> 00:22:56,731
G'day, Baxter.
492
00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,691
Hi, George.
493
00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:07,533
That's better. Couldn't
hear myself think in there.
494
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:08,743
Cheers.
495
00:23:08,952 --> 00:23:10,453
Yeah, cheers.
496
00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:14,957
Baxter?
497
00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:17,126
Oh, it's a joke. The
footy team, you know.
498
00:23:17,210 --> 00:23:20,838
Backs to the wall, boys, here comes Jeff.
499
00:23:21,048 --> 00:23:23,924
So, you play footy.
500
00:23:24,134 --> 00:23:25,677
Just the local pub, just amateur.
501
00:23:25,761 --> 00:23:26,969
Bit of a laugh.
502
00:23:27,179 --> 00:23:30,139
Well, it's more than a
laugh, from what I've heard.
503
00:23:30,348 --> 00:23:31,975
What goes on in those locker rooms?
504
00:23:32,059 --> 00:23:34,351
Oh, well, it's a man's world, mate.
505
00:23:34,561 --> 00:23:35,520
It's all spit on the floor,
506
00:23:35,604 --> 00:23:38,147
and, how many sheilas
did you root last night?
507
00:23:39,066 --> 00:23:40,608
Do you play any sport?
508
00:23:40,817 --> 00:23:41,984
Yeah, swimming.
509
00:23:42,194 --> 00:23:43,611
I do a lot of swimming.
510
00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:46,197
Keeps me away from home a fair
bit, I suppose that's why.
511
00:23:46,281 --> 00:23:48,616
All by yourself, in the water,
512
00:23:48,825 --> 00:23:51,702
no one to hassle you, give
you a hard time, you know.
513
00:23:51,912 --> 00:23:54,789
Won a few medals, too, at school.
514
00:23:59,127 --> 00:24:02,797
Wouldn't mind seeing you in your Speedos!
515
00:24:05,258 --> 00:24:08,427
I'll show you later. Got 'em on now.
516
00:24:11,264 --> 00:24:13,724
If you wear your footy shorts...
517
00:24:14,851 --> 00:24:16,185
You're on.
518
00:24:30,909 --> 00:24:31,868
I really liked you from the first time
519
00:24:31,952 --> 00:24:33,102
I saw you down the pub.
520
00:24:34,121 --> 00:24:36,956
It took me yonks to pluck up
the courage to even say g'day.
521
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,250
I thought you weren't
interested, you know.
522
00:24:39,459 --> 00:24:41,669
Like, I've seen you, too, and in the park.
523
00:24:41,878 --> 00:24:43,379
I work in the park.
524
00:24:43,588 --> 00:24:46,966
And I've seen you there, jogging,
525
00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:49,301
in that footy gear.
526
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:53,389
Those shorts look really sexy on you.
527
00:24:57,561 --> 00:25:00,104
What you said before, about, about, home,
528
00:25:00,313 --> 00:25:01,814
don't you get on, at home?
529
00:25:02,023 --> 00:25:06,360
Oh, Mum's all right, but
Dad's a bit tricky, you know.
530
00:25:06,570 --> 00:25:08,320
He's always picking on me,
531
00:25:08,530 --> 00:25:10,573
finding fault with everything I do.
532
00:25:10,782 --> 00:25:13,284
He went through the
roof when I got my job.
533
00:25:13,493 --> 00:25:16,120
Gardening? What's wrong with that?
534
00:25:16,329 --> 00:25:19,874
He said it wasn't good enough
for me. No future in it.
535
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:23,711
But I'm bringing home nearly
as much money as him, already.
536
00:25:25,839 --> 00:25:29,633
He's, I don't know, he's
like a stranger to me.
537
00:25:30,385 --> 00:25:33,554
Someone I live with, but don't...
538
00:25:34,514 --> 00:25:37,099
know very well, and, don't like very much.
539
00:25:38,602 --> 00:25:40,769
That's why I took up swimming.
540
00:25:43,315 --> 00:25:45,715
Things are a little bit
different at our house.
541
00:25:57,495 --> 00:25:59,413
Do you wanna come home?
542
00:26:25,982 --> 00:26:28,275
Just push it open.
543
00:26:32,864 --> 00:26:35,324
Make yourself comfy.
544
00:26:35,533 --> 00:26:36,533
Want a beer?
545
00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:38,577
Where's...
546
00:26:39,704 --> 00:26:41,413
Is your dad out?
547
00:26:41,623 --> 00:26:44,541
He'll be in bed.
548
00:26:44,751 --> 00:26:46,627
Well, shouldn't we be a bit quiet then?
549
00:26:46,711 --> 00:26:47,544
What for?
550
00:26:47,712 --> 00:26:48,796
In case we wake him up.
551
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,048
Ha! He won't be asleep. Not yet.
552
00:26:51,258 --> 00:26:53,300
Probably come and say G'day.
553
00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:55,678
I told you, he knows all about me,
554
00:26:55,762 --> 00:26:58,013
what I do and who I do it with.
555
00:26:58,223 --> 00:27:00,724
I bring blokes back all the time.
556
00:27:01,643 --> 00:27:05,980
Not that there's that many,
I mean. I should be so lucky.
557
00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:07,648
What I'm trying to say is that Dad knows,
558
00:27:07,732 --> 00:27:09,817
and he doesn't care.
559
00:27:10,026 --> 00:27:11,986
Well, if you're sure.
560
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,072
Scout's honor..
561
00:27:15,282 --> 00:27:17,533
If they've got any left.
562
00:27:18,451 --> 00:27:19,785
Come on.
563
00:27:21,663 --> 00:27:22,955
Sit down.
564
00:27:23,915 --> 00:27:25,291
Relax.
565
00:27:30,588 --> 00:27:33,549
That's better. Cheers.
566
00:27:33,758 --> 00:27:35,968
Yeah, cheers.
567
00:27:40,682 --> 00:27:42,891
I'm really glad you showed up.
568
00:27:45,645 --> 00:27:48,897
So, what about the other
teams? The football teams.
569
00:27:49,566 --> 00:27:51,775
You're just an old footy perv, aren't you?
570
00:27:51,985 --> 00:27:53,193
Uh-huh.
571
00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:55,613
Just 'cause they're
big, butch footballers,
572
00:27:55,697 --> 00:27:58,615
doesn't mean they're
Superman, in bed, you know.
573
00:27:59,117 --> 00:28:01,118
Every year, the team goes to Manila,
574
00:28:01,328 --> 00:28:03,662
for the, you know, post-season holiday.
575
00:28:03,872 --> 00:28:05,915
And every year, they end up in a brothel.
576
00:28:05,999 --> 00:28:08,501
We've got this one real
brick with ears, Jack Rhymer.
577
00:28:08,585 --> 00:28:10,253
First time, he was really shocked.
578
00:28:10,337 --> 00:28:11,295
He'd been with this Asian chick.
579
00:28:11,379 --> 00:28:13,089
She was all over him, you
know. Doing everything,
580
00:28:13,173 --> 00:28:14,840
like a Chinese gymnast.
581
00:28:15,508 --> 00:28:16,717
Jacko wasn't too keen on that.
582
00:28:16,801 --> 00:28:18,177
He said he kept wishing
he was with an Aussie girl
583
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:20,512
who'd just lie there
like a soggy cornflake.
584
00:28:25,477 --> 00:28:26,977
Um...
585
00:28:28,229 --> 00:28:30,064
What do you like?
586
00:28:33,026 --> 00:28:37,529
Well, I don't know as I'd
win any gold medals, but...
587
00:28:38,573 --> 00:28:40,866
I like a bit of action.
588
00:28:42,535 --> 00:28:44,661
So do I.
589
00:29:01,054 --> 00:29:03,555
Don't let me interrupt anything.
590
00:29:04,265 --> 00:29:06,100
For crying out loud,
Dad, can't you ever knock?
591
00:29:06,184 --> 00:29:09,770
I was just going to get
myself a beer. Anyone else?
592
00:29:09,979 --> 00:29:11,313
No.
593
00:29:14,734 --> 00:29:16,485
It's ok, I Promise you.
594
00:29:16,694 --> 00:29:18,070
Relax, just carry on as usual.
595
00:29:18,154 --> 00:29:18,987
But he saw us.
596
00:29:19,155 --> 00:29:20,989
Fuck, he's seen worse than that.
597
00:29:21,199 --> 00:29:24,076
A couple of years ago, I had
a friend who stayed the night.
598
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,578
We were having a wake-up session.
599
00:29:25,662 --> 00:29:27,163
Dad brings the tea, right
in the middle of it.
600
00:29:27,247 --> 00:29:30,207
Oh, what did he say?
601
00:29:30,417 --> 00:29:32,751
Ah, he said, careful of the sheets.
602
00:29:32,961 --> 00:29:35,546
It broke the ice.
603
00:29:37,966 --> 00:29:40,259
Well, aren't you going to introduce me?
604
00:29:40,468 --> 00:29:41,468
Yes, sorry.
605
00:29:41,678 --> 00:29:42,678
This is Greg. Greg, this is my dad.
606
00:29:42,762 --> 00:29:45,212
Very pleased to meet
you. You can call me Harry.
607
00:29:45,306 --> 00:29:47,474
Sit down.
608
00:29:48,143 --> 00:29:49,351
Come on.
609
00:29:49,561 --> 00:29:50,561
Thanks.
610
00:29:50,687 --> 00:29:52,813
Make yourself at home.
611
00:29:54,149 --> 00:29:56,024
Um...
612
00:29:58,862 --> 00:30:00,529
Well!
613
00:30:00,738 --> 00:30:02,406
Up your bum.
614
00:30:03,241 --> 00:30:05,868
It's just a joke. Dad's
always making jokes.
615
00:30:06,077 --> 00:30:08,662
Yeah, like that time with
the lavender floor polish...
616
00:30:08,746 --> 00:30:10,796
Steady on Dad, it's a bit off, that is.
617
00:30:11,166 --> 00:30:12,416
What was that about lavender floor polish?
618
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,001
Don't worry about it,
you wouldn't be interested.
619
00:30:14,085 --> 00:30:16,628
It's just a misunderstanding.
620
00:30:17,255 --> 00:30:18,339
What do you do for a crust, son?
621
00:30:18,423 --> 00:30:19,423
He's a gardener, Dad.
622
00:30:19,507 --> 00:30:21,425
Oh, yeah, deaf and dumb, is he, too?
623
00:30:21,634 --> 00:30:23,094
I work at the Botanical Gardens.
624
00:30:23,178 --> 00:30:23,635
Is that right?
625
00:30:23,845 --> 00:30:25,053
Mmm-hmm.
626
00:30:25,263 --> 00:30:27,056
Perhaps the young fellow
would like another drink.
627
00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:28,265
Uh...
628
00:30:28,475 --> 00:30:29,183
Want something stronger?
629
00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:30,559
No. No. This is fine.
630
00:30:30,768 --> 00:30:34,563
Got some scotch, maybe
a drop of brandy left.
631
00:30:34,772 --> 00:30:36,774
Well, I wouldn't say
no to a drop of scotch.
632
00:30:36,858 --> 00:30:39,068
You know what they say,
whisky makes you frisky.
633
00:30:39,152 --> 00:30:40,361
Yeah, and, brandy makes you randy.
634
00:30:40,445 --> 00:30:43,197
Hey, pity we haven't got any rum, eh?
635
00:30:43,406 --> 00:30:44,865
That's a good one, I like that.
636
00:30:44,949 --> 00:30:45,365
Ha.
637
00:30:45,575 --> 00:30:48,175
I'll make it a double,
then. I'll just get the ice.
638
00:31:12,018 --> 00:31:14,353
These are wonderful.
639
00:31:14,562 --> 00:31:17,064
My pride and joy.
640
00:31:17,273 --> 00:31:20,025
Not as good as my brother Eric's.
641
00:31:20,235 --> 00:31:21,735
I don't know what he does.
642
00:31:21,945 --> 00:31:23,237
Well, uh,
643
00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:26,698
You know what they say about tomatoes.
644
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,951
Same as lemon trees.
645
00:31:32,956 --> 00:31:34,039
Busy at the Prinny?
646
00:31:34,249 --> 00:31:36,542
Uh, yeah, it was packed.
647
00:31:36,751 --> 00:31:39,378
Nice pub.
648
00:31:39,587 --> 00:31:40,546
What, you've been there?
649
00:31:40,630 --> 00:31:41,296
Oh, yeah.
650
00:31:41,506 --> 00:31:43,591
Well, you know, when it
became obvious, that, uh,
651
00:31:43,675 --> 00:31:46,468
Jeff was, well, that way,
652
00:31:46,678 --> 00:31:49,763
I thought, well, "His
heart, his life," and, um,
653
00:31:49,973 --> 00:31:52,073
I'd never met any
Willie-woofters, so, I...
654
00:31:52,183 --> 00:31:54,059
sorry, gay persons.
655
00:31:54,269 --> 00:31:55,978
Or none that I knew of, anyway.
656
00:31:56,187 --> 00:31:57,897
I thought, well I've gotta
find out what all this is about.
657
00:31:57,981 --> 00:31:59,481
So, uh...
658
00:31:59,899 --> 00:32:02,067
I got him to take me on a pub crawl.
659
00:32:02,277 --> 00:32:04,528
It started off at the Prinny.
660
00:32:04,737 --> 00:32:05,988
We had a great old time.
661
00:32:06,197 --> 00:32:09,741
I had no idea there was that many places.
662
00:32:09,951 --> 00:32:13,829
We ended up at the, The
Barracks, I think it was.
663
00:32:14,038 --> 00:32:16,665
I got talking to a couple
of blokes, you know,
664
00:32:16,874 --> 00:32:19,209
a bit Nancy, but a lot of fun, really.
665
00:32:19,419 --> 00:32:21,795
And, uh, and one of them, well,
666
00:32:22,005 --> 00:32:23,631
he must've thought I
was that way inclined.
667
00:32:23,715 --> 00:32:26,925
He asked me my name
and when I said, Harry,
668
00:32:27,135 --> 00:32:29,803
He said, oh no, that
doesn't suit you at all.
669
00:32:30,013 --> 00:32:32,556
You'll always be Harriet to me.
670
00:32:32,765 --> 00:32:35,559
Well, Harriets not a name
I've ever been fond of.
671
00:32:35,768 --> 00:32:37,644
So I said, Harriet? Never!
672
00:32:37,854 --> 00:32:40,731
Call me Henrietta.
673
00:32:42,275 --> 00:32:43,483
Henrietta, eh?
674
00:32:43,693 --> 00:32:45,043
It doesn't really suit you.
675
00:32:45,236 --> 00:32:46,737
Eh? You reckon?
676
00:32:46,946 --> 00:32:48,746
I thought it was pretty good myself.
677
00:32:48,948 --> 00:32:50,741
I mean, a bit refined, you know?
678
00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:53,535
Cripes, I just can't imagine my dad
679
00:32:53,745 --> 00:32:56,288
ever doing something like that.
680
00:32:57,540 --> 00:33:01,543
What's that? What's that?
681
00:33:01,753 --> 00:33:05,047
You know, when I'm working, of course.
682
00:33:05,256 --> 00:33:07,090
What's that?
683
00:33:11,721 --> 00:33:13,055
Cheers.
684
00:33:14,932 --> 00:33:17,225
So you, uh, live at home, uh,
685
00:33:17,435 --> 00:33:18,518
Greg.
686
00:33:18,728 --> 00:33:19,728
Ah.
687
00:33:19,937 --> 00:33:21,980
Yeah. Worst luck.
688
00:33:22,482 --> 00:33:23,482
And, uh...
689
00:33:24,275 --> 00:33:27,069
You don't get on with
your family then, Greg?
690
00:33:27,278 --> 00:33:27,653
Well.
691
00:33:27,862 --> 00:33:29,863
Greg's folks don't
know about him yet, Dad.
692
00:33:29,947 --> 00:33:31,782
I see.
693
00:33:31,991 --> 00:33:34,534
Don't you think that's a shame, Greg?
694
00:33:34,744 --> 00:33:35,577
Leave it, Dad.
695
00:33:35,662 --> 00:33:37,862
Oh, I've always been
very grateful for Jeff
696
00:33:37,955 --> 00:33:38,998
being honest with me.
697
00:33:39,082 --> 00:33:40,249
I mean, not that I had a lot of choice.
698
00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:41,250
Finding him in the back shed there
699
00:33:41,334 --> 00:33:43,126
when he was, what, 14, were you?
700
00:33:43,336 --> 00:33:44,962
You know, sticking it
up Willie Jones' bum.
701
00:33:45,046 --> 00:33:46,213
I was not up his b...
702
00:33:46,422 --> 00:33:47,715
Well, near as bloody damn it...
703
00:33:47,799 --> 00:33:48,882
You are very broad-minded...
704
00:33:48,966 --> 00:33:50,050
I try to be, mate.
705
00:33:50,259 --> 00:33:51,302
I have to be, you know.
706
00:33:51,386 --> 00:33:52,303
I mean, this is Jeff's home,
707
00:33:52,387 --> 00:33:55,931
and if he's unable to be
himself here, where can he be?
708
00:33:56,140 --> 00:34:00,602
And I want you to think of this
as your home, too, eh, Greg?
709
00:34:00,812 --> 00:34:03,939
You're welcome here any time you like.
710
00:34:04,148 --> 00:34:06,448
We don't have any secrets
from each other here.
711
00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:08,235
Nothing on, uh, telly, Dad?
712
00:34:08,444 --> 00:34:09,736
Nothing worth watching.
713
00:34:09,946 --> 00:34:11,446
This is much better, eh?
714
00:34:11,656 --> 00:34:13,407
Well, uh,
715
00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:16,118
up your bum, Henrietta.
716
00:34:16,327 --> 00:34:18,120
Up your dress, Griselda.
717
00:34:18,329 --> 00:34:20,079
You two are well away, aren't ya?
718
00:34:20,206 --> 00:34:23,291
Tell me, what's your ambition?
719
00:34:23,501 --> 00:34:25,043
You know, what's your dream?
720
00:34:25,253 --> 00:34:27,337
Apart from playing hide-the-sausage,
721
00:34:27,547 --> 00:34:28,714
with young Jeffrey here?
722
00:34:28,798 --> 00:34:32,008
I mean, what would you like to do in life?
723
00:34:32,510 --> 00:34:35,178
My secret dream?
724
00:34:35,388 --> 00:34:38,473
My really, truly secret dream?
725
00:34:39,392 --> 00:34:41,727
Oh.
726
00:34:42,729 --> 00:34:46,440
I'd, I'd like to plant a forest, you know?
727
00:34:46,649 --> 00:34:48,608
To plant a whole forest.
728
00:34:48,818 --> 00:34:52,904
And watch it grow.
729
00:34:53,114 --> 00:34:54,531
And go out and stand in the middle
730
00:34:54,615 --> 00:34:57,909
of all these great trees, and say,
731
00:34:58,119 --> 00:35:01,121
I planted this, I made this.
732
00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:05,834
That's magnificent.
733
00:35:06,043 --> 00:35:08,044
Do it.
734
00:35:08,254 --> 00:35:10,505
That's wonderful, don't you think, Jeff?
735
00:35:10,715 --> 00:35:13,425
Bloody oath.
736
00:35:13,634 --> 00:35:16,511
Make a fair old swag of
violins, too, wouldn't it?
737
00:35:17,513 --> 00:35:20,348
Make a fair old swag of violins, too.
738
00:35:20,558 --> 00:35:22,267
Don't you have any respect
for the English language?
739
00:35:22,351 --> 00:35:23,644
What's wrong with the way I talk?
740
00:35:23,728 --> 00:35:25,729
I like the way he talks.
741
00:35:25,938 --> 00:35:29,649
It's real manly. It turns me on.
742
00:35:32,570 --> 00:35:34,821
Uh, I'm sorry, Harry, that was a bit bold.
743
00:35:35,031 --> 00:35:37,449
Please. Pretend I'm not here.
744
00:35:37,658 --> 00:35:40,869
Yes, please.
745
00:35:41,078 --> 00:35:43,580
Why don't you get the, uh,
746
00:35:43,790 --> 00:35:45,791
young fellow another whisky, Jeff?
747
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,502
No, no, really. I'm a two-pot screamer.
748
00:35:48,711 --> 00:35:51,671
I'm a bit like that, myself.
Two, and I'm anybody's.
749
00:35:51,881 --> 00:35:53,257
Three, and I'm everybody's.
750
00:35:53,341 --> 00:35:56,051
Four, and I'm nobody's.
751
00:35:56,260 --> 00:35:59,721
Actually, maybe I will have one more.
752
00:35:59,931 --> 00:36:01,640
I might do anything.
753
00:36:04,352 --> 00:36:06,353
Feel free.
754
00:36:11,484 --> 00:36:14,027
Nice place you got here, Harry.
755
00:36:21,077 --> 00:36:23,127
I'm very pleased you like my boy, Gary.
756
00:36:23,329 --> 00:36:25,288
He, uh, doesn't push himself very much,
757
00:36:25,498 --> 00:36:26,540
you know, sometimes.
758
00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:29,835
But, uh, he's got a heart of gold.
759
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,547
And he likes you.
760
00:36:34,090 --> 00:36:37,217
Well, I think he's very nice.
761
00:36:37,426 --> 00:36:39,928
But if you need anything to, uh,
762
00:36:40,137 --> 00:36:41,555
well, uh,
763
00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:44,015
He can be a bit of a lump.
764
00:36:44,225 --> 00:36:47,352
Uh, I've got these magazines,
765
00:36:47,562 --> 00:36:50,313
you know, if you need
anything to get started.
766
00:36:50,523 --> 00:36:52,357
Um.
767
00:36:52,567 --> 00:36:53,650
Well, are, are these Jeff's?
768
00:36:53,734 --> 00:36:55,026
Yeah.
769
00:36:55,236 --> 00:36:56,528
No, uh, I... I bought them.
770
00:36:56,612 --> 00:36:58,197
I just, uh, wanted to find out what sort
771
00:36:58,281 --> 00:36:58,905
of thing he got up to.
772
00:36:59,115 --> 00:37:01,165
I mean, I had a fair idea, uh, of course.
773
00:37:01,325 --> 00:37:04,578
But there's, uh, some,
uh, things in here, uh,
774
00:37:04,787 --> 00:37:06,205
that I would never have imagined.
775
00:37:06,289 --> 00:37:10,500
And this one, it's about safe sex.
776
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,129
Oh, I was worried about
this terrible aids thing.
777
00:37:14,338 --> 00:37:15,631
I mean, who isn't these days?
778
00:37:15,715 --> 00:37:16,715
Yeah.
779
00:37:17,258 --> 00:37:20,927
And, uh, I just wanted to
find out if Jeff was safe.
780
00:37:21,470 --> 00:37:22,470
Um.
781
00:37:22,638 --> 00:37:25,682
Well, you know, it
worries me; he's my son.
782
00:37:25,892 --> 00:37:28,476
Um, ahem and, uh,
783
00:37:28,686 --> 00:37:30,354
So I thought I'd just
leave these lying around,
784
00:37:30,438 --> 00:37:32,147
like, so Jeff could find
out what it was about,
785
00:37:32,231 --> 00:37:33,482
but he told me that he knew...
786
00:37:33,566 --> 00:37:35,567
It's all right Mr.
Mitchell. I mean, I do,
787
00:37:35,651 --> 00:37:36,818
do safe sex, too,
788
00:37:37,028 --> 00:37:38,153
If that's what you're worried about.
789
00:37:38,237 --> 00:37:39,237
Hmm.
790
00:37:39,363 --> 00:37:42,240
Well, there you go, then, um,
791
00:37:42,450 --> 00:37:44,326
If you need a turn-on.
792
00:37:44,535 --> 00:37:46,786
Um, well, um, have a good time, won't you?
793
00:37:46,996 --> 00:37:48,079
Thanks.
794
00:37:48,289 --> 00:37:50,540
Yeah, I will get out of your way now.
795
00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:51,959
It's been very nice to meet you, Gary.
796
00:37:52,043 --> 00:37:54,336
You, too. Uh, Greg.
You, too, Mr. Mitchell.
797
00:37:57,590 --> 00:38:00,383
Don't do anything I wouldn't do, you two.
798
00:38:03,346 --> 00:38:06,765
Can't believe he's gone.
Thought he'd never get the hint.
799
00:38:37,838 --> 00:38:40,215
Sorry, Greg. I, uh, forgot to ask,
800
00:38:40,424 --> 00:38:41,717
how you take your tea in the morning.
801
00:38:41,801 --> 00:38:42,634
As it comes.
802
00:38:42,802 --> 00:38:43,301
White, with two?
803
00:38:43,511 --> 00:38:44,511
Piss off, will ya?
804
00:38:44,595 --> 00:38:47,180
Don't mind me. Good night, all.
805
00:38:50,893 --> 00:38:53,603
He really does mean well.
806
00:38:59,902 --> 00:39:00,986
Where was I?
807
00:39:01,195 --> 00:39:03,738
Look, uh,
808
00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:07,283
do you mind? I think I'll give it a miss.
809
00:39:13,290 --> 00:39:14,624
Come on.
810
00:39:14,834 --> 00:39:15,684
It's still early.
811
00:39:15,793 --> 00:39:18,795
No, really.
812
00:39:19,005 --> 00:39:19,462
Another time...
813
00:39:19,672 --> 00:39:20,255
Did he say something to you?
814
00:39:20,464 --> 00:39:23,383
No. No. He's a wonderful man, it's, uh,
815
00:39:23,592 --> 00:39:24,926
it's just, uh,
816
00:39:25,136 --> 00:39:28,179
I got a bit of a headache, you know.
817
00:39:28,389 --> 00:39:29,389
I've got some Panadeine.
818
00:39:29,473 --> 00:39:32,267
Doesn't help. Migraine, you know.
819
00:39:32,476 --> 00:39:35,895
I need those real strong
ones. I better push off.
820
00:39:38,441 --> 00:39:41,776
It's him, isn't it? It's Dad.
821
00:39:41,986 --> 00:39:43,945
No, it's not him.
822
00:39:44,155 --> 00:39:46,573
It's not you, or anyone.
823
00:39:46,782 --> 00:39:49,576
It's just me.
824
00:39:50,369 --> 00:39:53,079
I can't hack it.
825
00:39:53,748 --> 00:39:54,915
Bringing your boyfriend home,
826
00:39:54,999 --> 00:39:56,541
and not having to lie and pretend.
827
00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:58,669
Look, I think it's really
terrific what you've got
828
00:39:58,753 --> 00:40:00,128
with him, I really do.
829
00:40:00,755 --> 00:40:02,714
But?
830
00:40:06,093 --> 00:40:08,219
It hurts a bit.
831
00:40:10,973 --> 00:40:13,475
It makes me feel guilty about what we do.
832
00:40:16,812 --> 00:40:19,689
Maybe it's too domestic.
Sort of makes the atmosphere,
833
00:40:20,649 --> 00:40:22,650
I don't know, not very sexy.
834
00:40:25,946 --> 00:40:28,740
I'd like to see you again,
Jeff. I really would.
835
00:40:29,450 --> 00:40:32,327
I like you a lot. You're
a really nice guy.
836
00:40:32,536 --> 00:40:34,704
So is your dad.
837
00:40:37,792 --> 00:40:39,918
Tell him I said good-bye.
838
00:40:52,765 --> 00:40:55,642
Don't go, mate. Please.
839
00:40:57,186 --> 00:40:59,604
I like you, mate, you know.
840
00:40:59,814 --> 00:41:00,522
I don't just mean sex.
841
00:41:00,731 --> 00:41:02,981
We don't have to do that,
if you'd rather not.
842
00:41:03,734 --> 00:41:06,111
I like you as a person, you know.
843
00:41:07,446 --> 00:41:10,824
I feel comfy with you.
844
00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:13,618
Just don't go, please.
845
00:41:14,161 --> 00:41:17,413
We can talk, get to know each other a bit,
846
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,294
I'm wasting my breath, aren't I?
847
00:41:23,879 --> 00:41:25,755
Yeah, sorry.
848
00:41:27,424 --> 00:41:30,260
No, I'm sorry.
849
00:41:33,973 --> 00:41:35,515
I'll see you, then?
850
00:41:35,724 --> 00:41:37,183
Yeah, mate. Of course.
851
00:41:37,393 --> 00:41:38,493
I do like you, Jeff.
852
00:41:38,644 --> 00:41:41,020
Ta.
853
00:42:08,674 --> 00:42:11,050
I went down to Melbourne once.
854
00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:13,344
Kevin had moved there and I thought,
855
00:42:13,554 --> 00:42:15,764
I thought I could talk him
into getting back with me.
856
00:42:15,848 --> 00:42:18,474
Didn't work, of course.
857
00:42:18,684 --> 00:42:21,060
The point is I went down by train,
858
00:42:21,270 --> 00:42:24,189
and there was this woman.
859
00:42:24,398 --> 00:42:26,149
Couldn't take my eyes off her.
860
00:42:26,358 --> 00:42:27,901
Suddenly, she said,
861
00:42:28,110 --> 00:42:30,361
Oh.
862
00:42:30,571 --> 00:42:33,531
The agonizing pain of it all.
863
00:42:35,534 --> 00:42:38,244
The agonizing pain.
864
00:42:47,421 --> 00:42:50,924
Oh, the agonizing pain of it
all, that's what she said.
865
00:42:52,092 --> 00:42:54,594
I've often wondered what she meant but...
866
00:42:55,721 --> 00:42:58,806
I suppose I knew, straight away.
867
00:43:00,059 --> 00:43:02,894
She just wanted someone to talk to.
868
00:43:03,103 --> 00:43:05,021
Someone to laugh with,
have a good time with,
869
00:43:05,105 --> 00:43:06,898
get drunk with.
870
00:43:07,107 --> 00:43:08,775
Cuddle up to.
871
00:43:10,486 --> 00:43:13,238
Doesn't seem a lot to ask, does it?
872
00:43:17,743 --> 00:43:18,326
I mean, for fuck's sake,
873
00:43:18,535 --> 00:43:20,745
how can you be too bloody domestic?
874
00:43:25,668 --> 00:43:28,127
A sensational value of 239,
875
00:43:28,337 --> 00:43:30,213
It's part of a new range
that includes a two
876
00:43:30,297 --> 00:43:32,340
and a half seater, a sleeper
sleeper sofa version,
877
00:43:32,424 --> 00:43:34,092
and you can buy matching chairs.
878
00:43:34,301 --> 00:43:36,552
We have all of them now in stock.
879
00:44:24,059 --> 00:44:26,686
He seemed like such a nice lad, too.
880
00:44:26,895 --> 00:44:28,646
Yeah, didn't he?
881
00:44:29,773 --> 00:44:32,483
Are you seeing him again?
882
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,489
Plenty more fish in the sea, eh?
883
00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:41,034
I was, uh,
884
00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:43,703
wondering what you'd like
for tea, tomorrow night.
885
00:44:43,912 --> 00:44:45,288
Thought I'd buy a leg of lamb.
886
00:44:45,372 --> 00:44:46,873
You always like a roast.
887
00:44:47,082 --> 00:44:49,584
Nice baked potatoes, thick gravy,
888
00:44:49,793 --> 00:44:50,752
and, uh,
889
00:44:50,836 --> 00:44:52,587
don't forget to sort out your laundry.
890
00:44:52,671 --> 00:44:55,006
I'll get it done for you tomorrow.
891
00:45:04,433 --> 00:45:08,186
You ever thought of going
to an introduction agency?
892
00:45:10,189 --> 00:45:12,357
One of those, uh,
893
00:45:12,566 --> 00:45:13,816
computer dating services?
894
00:45:13,901 --> 00:45:15,777
They've got them in
those magazines of yours.
895
00:45:15,861 --> 00:45:18,613
Not tonight, Dad.
896
00:45:19,323 --> 00:45:21,449
Some other time, maybe.
897
00:45:25,037 --> 00:45:26,329
Fair enough.
898
00:45:30,667 --> 00:45:33,920
Don't stay up too late, will you, son?
899
00:45:34,129 --> 00:45:36,089
No, Dad.
900
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,392
She comes into my mind, from time to time.
901
00:45:50,229 --> 00:45:52,230
That woman on the train.
902
00:46:04,243 --> 00:46:06,327
♫ Life could be a dream
903
00:46:06,537 --> 00:46:08,287
♫ Life could be a dream
904
00:46:08,497 --> 00:46:11,499
♫ Do do do do do shaboom
905
00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:13,459
♫ Life could be a dream
906
00:46:13,669 --> 00:46:16,921
♫ If I could take you
up in paradise up above
907
00:46:17,131 --> 00:46:20,216
♫ If you would tell me I'm
the only one that you love
908
00:46:20,426 --> 00:46:22,552
♫ Life could be a dream sweetheart
909
00:46:22,761 --> 00:46:23,761
♫ Hello again
910
00:46:23,929 --> 00:46:25,012
♫ Shaboom ♫
911
00:46:33,313 --> 00:46:34,730
♫ Life could be a dream
912
00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:38,276
♫ If only all my prayers
and plans would come true
913
00:46:38,485 --> 00:46:41,362
♫ If you would let me spend
my whole life loving you
914
00:46:41,572 --> 00:46:44,699
♫ Life could be a dream sweetheart ♫
915
00:46:44,908 --> 00:46:47,493
Joyce.
916
00:46:47,703 --> 00:46:49,662
Mr. Mitchell.
917
00:46:51,623 --> 00:46:54,125
Please...
918
00:46:54,334 --> 00:46:56,669
Call me Harry.
919
00:47:00,132 --> 00:47:02,800
That's very thoughtful.
920
00:47:14,104 --> 00:47:18,024
Yes! Yes! Yes!
921
00:47:53,936 --> 00:47:55,645
Thank you, darling.
922
00:48:26,802 --> 00:48:29,929
Look at you. You're on a winning streak.
923
00:48:30,138 --> 00:48:31,681
Ever since I met you, Joyce.
924
00:48:31,890 --> 00:48:33,891
You look wonderful.
925
00:48:34,101 --> 00:48:35,894
I must say, you always
know the right thing
926
00:48:35,978 --> 00:48:37,770
to say to a woman.
927
00:48:37,980 --> 00:48:38,980
Well!
928
00:48:39,147 --> 00:48:40,732
Life without women would be like
929
00:48:40,816 --> 00:48:43,192
a barbecue without beer, wouldn't it?
930
00:48:46,530 --> 00:48:49,574
Speaking of which, shall we go?
931
00:48:49,783 --> 00:48:52,326
I've reserved our usual table.
932
00:48:57,207 --> 00:49:00,126
I haven't had so much fun in ages.
933
00:49:00,335 --> 00:49:02,253
This is getting a bit
serious, isn't it, Mum?
934
00:49:02,337 --> 00:49:03,963
No, no, it's just fun to
935
00:49:04,172 --> 00:49:08,217
go out again with someone you like,
936
00:49:08,427 --> 00:49:10,344
who obviously likes you.
937
00:49:10,554 --> 00:49:11,679
Mum.
938
00:49:11,888 --> 00:49:13,556
It's all right, dear.
939
00:49:13,765 --> 00:49:16,142
Harry's great, but we'll
take it step by step.
940
00:49:16,351 --> 00:49:18,644
I'm a bit more wary, these days.
941
00:49:19,605 --> 00:49:22,231
Hey, look. Dad left
you. It wasn't your fault.
942
00:49:22,441 --> 00:49:25,401
Well, of course it was, part of it.
943
00:49:25,611 --> 00:49:27,153
You can't put all the blame on one side,
944
00:49:27,237 --> 00:49:29,363
when a marriage breaks down.
945
00:49:29,615 --> 00:49:32,450
Would you ever take him back?
946
00:49:32,659 --> 00:49:36,287
No, dear. Never.
947
00:49:36,496 --> 00:49:39,290
Once bitten, and all that.
948
00:49:48,133 --> 00:49:49,216
Jeff.
949
00:49:50,969 --> 00:49:52,219
Jeff.
950
00:50:06,109 --> 00:50:07,818
Not much else to do, is there?
951
00:50:08,028 --> 00:50:09,445
Sitting around here all the time,
952
00:50:09,529 --> 00:50:13,449
feeling sorry for
yourself. Getting stoned.
953
00:50:13,659 --> 00:50:15,118
You should be out looking at the world,
954
00:50:15,202 --> 00:50:16,452
making a contribution.
955
00:50:16,662 --> 00:50:18,245
Sowing your oats, eh?
956
00:50:18,455 --> 00:50:20,498
Something wonderful, like love,
957
00:50:20,707 --> 00:50:22,000
the greatest adventure of all.
958
00:50:22,084 --> 00:50:23,234
Your Gran said it once.
959
00:50:23,335 --> 00:50:25,503
I make a contribution, mate.
960
00:50:25,712 --> 00:50:28,047
I look after people's drains.
961
00:50:29,049 --> 00:50:31,926
You know, life would be pretty
shitty without plumbers.
962
00:50:32,135 --> 00:50:33,885
Not very romantic, though, is it?
963
00:50:34,012 --> 00:50:36,097
Not like planting a forest.
964
00:50:36,306 --> 00:50:38,057
Fair go, mate. I'm just me.
965
00:50:38,266 --> 00:50:41,686
I know you are.
966
00:50:41,895 --> 00:50:43,562
You have that freedom.
967
00:50:43,772 --> 00:50:45,398
So go on.
968
00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:47,441
Prove to me
969
00:50:47,651 --> 00:50:49,694
that the way I brought
you up wasn't wrong,
970
00:50:49,778 --> 00:50:51,237
that my mother wasn't wrong,
971
00:50:51,446 --> 00:50:53,239
that what she found was wonderful,
972
00:50:53,448 --> 00:50:54,782
that it was worth everything.
973
00:50:54,866 --> 00:50:56,575
All for love.
974
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,413
That young Gary, he seemed clean enough.
975
00:51:00,622 --> 00:51:01,247
Greg,
976
00:51:01,456 --> 00:51:03,207
Greg, don't start, Dad.
977
00:51:03,417 --> 00:51:06,919
Not now. Just go and have some fun.
978
00:51:08,088 --> 00:51:09,505
You, uh,
979
00:51:09,715 --> 00:51:12,883
got some rich widow you're
seeing on the sly, have you?
980
00:51:13,093 --> 00:51:15,302
What if I have?
981
00:51:17,806 --> 00:51:21,100
You're not the only one
that gets lonely, son.
982
00:51:22,227 --> 00:51:24,979
I like women.
983
00:51:25,188 --> 00:51:27,940
I like the way they're put together.
984
00:51:28,150 --> 00:51:31,485
I like them all soft and squishy.
985
00:51:31,695 --> 00:51:33,946
I like having them, for Pete's sake.
986
00:51:34,156 --> 00:51:37,324
I'm sick of living in sin
with my own right hand.
987
00:51:37,534 --> 00:51:39,368
Ease off, Dad.
988
00:51:39,578 --> 00:51:42,663
Ah, that shouldn't worry you, should it?
989
00:51:42,873 --> 00:51:46,250
You're going for world-champion
wanker, aren't you?
990
00:51:48,795 --> 00:51:50,296
Sorry about that.
991
00:51:50,505 --> 00:51:52,632
Got a bit carried away or
something, I don't know.
992
00:51:52,716 --> 00:51:55,176
I mean it's not quite like that.
993
00:51:55,886 --> 00:51:59,013
I mean, I do it.
994
00:51:59,222 --> 00:52:01,599
Of course I do, who doesn't?
995
00:52:01,808 --> 00:52:04,018
Got to relieve the tension, somehow.
996
00:52:04,227 --> 00:52:05,311
But he makes it sound like I'm some sort
997
00:52:05,395 --> 00:52:08,147
of rampant sex maniac.
998
00:52:09,316 --> 00:52:14,278
You don't like to think of your
own Dad doing that, do you?
999
00:52:15,822 --> 00:52:18,616
I mean, you know he must.
1000
00:52:18,825 --> 00:52:21,160
Doesn't seem quite right, does it?
1001
00:52:26,875 --> 00:52:30,169
He drives me screaming
up the walls, sometimes.
1002
00:52:30,378 --> 00:52:31,963
It's not an easy thing
for a man to accept,
1003
00:52:32,047 --> 00:52:33,756
that his mother's been
doing it with another woman
1004
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,883
for forty years.
1005
00:52:39,221 --> 00:52:41,430
I used to wonder that the love between
1006
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,265
them must be extraordinary,
1007
00:52:43,475 --> 00:52:45,643
if they were prepared to risk everything,
1008
00:52:45,852 --> 00:52:47,686
all for love.
1009
00:52:48,772 --> 00:52:52,525
That's when I started to
think about blokes and blokes.
1010
00:52:52,734 --> 00:52:54,784
Never did it, of course. Never wanted to.
1011
00:52:56,154 --> 00:52:59,949
I think it was the idea of the
hairy bums that put me off.
1012
00:53:28,436 --> 00:53:30,271
But if what Mum and
Mary had was so amazing,
1013
00:53:30,355 --> 00:53:33,107
You know, I thought maybe
it's the same for men, too.
1014
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,442
Anyway,
1015
00:53:36,111 --> 00:53:39,363
I met my wife, then there was Jeff.
1016
00:53:39,573 --> 00:53:41,699
I thought, Ah, well, it's in the blood.
1017
00:53:41,908 --> 00:53:43,826
It's just skipped a generation, you know,
1018
00:53:43,910 --> 00:53:45,578
from my mother to him.
1019
00:53:50,876 --> 00:53:53,627
I made up my mind that no matter what,
1020
00:53:53,837 --> 00:53:56,171
he'd be his own man.
1021
00:53:56,381 --> 00:53:59,091
And I knew that I'd love him.
1022
00:53:59,843 --> 00:54:02,928
But he drives me screaming
up the wall, sometimes.
1023
00:54:08,018 --> 00:54:10,468
This has all been a bit
of a shock to me, Harry.
1024
00:54:10,645 --> 00:54:12,354
Us getting on so well.
1025
00:54:12,564 --> 00:54:14,481
It's a nice shock, I might add.
1026
00:54:14,691 --> 00:54:17,491
I didn't have very high hopes
when I went to that agency.
1027
00:54:18,278 --> 00:54:20,988
I never expected anything serious.
1028
00:54:21,781 --> 00:54:24,158
It is, on my part.
1029
00:54:24,367 --> 00:54:26,952
How serious?
1030
00:54:27,162 --> 00:54:28,746
I want you to meet Jeff.
1031
00:54:28,955 --> 00:54:31,457
Then if the two of you get on...
1032
00:54:31,666 --> 00:54:34,251
I'm going to pop the question.
1033
00:54:34,461 --> 00:54:37,379
And, um, if we don't?
1034
00:54:38,173 --> 00:54:40,223
We'll cross that bridge if we come to it.
1035
00:54:40,383 --> 00:54:41,675
Wow.
1036
00:54:41,885 --> 00:54:44,261
I wouldn't want to come
between you two, anyway.
1037
00:54:44,471 --> 00:54:47,848
You seem very close.
1038
00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:54,272
We've got to think of
ourselves first, Joyce.
1039
00:54:54,356 --> 00:54:57,066
It's a big step, all the same.
1040
00:54:57,275 --> 00:55:00,986
But I guess we should put
our cards on the table.
1041
00:55:01,696 --> 00:55:03,447
Look,
1042
00:55:03,823 --> 00:55:06,241
I might not be very, um,
1043
00:55:06,451 --> 00:55:08,577
imaginative in the bed department, Harry,
1044
00:55:08,787 --> 00:55:10,496
but I never said no to my husband,
1045
00:55:10,705 --> 00:55:13,374
not in all the years we were married.
1046
00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:15,876
Not once?
1047
00:55:16,086 --> 00:55:19,254
Well obviously there were
certain times after Jenny
1048
00:55:19,464 --> 00:55:21,299
was born and when I wasn't
well. But no, apart from that
1049
00:55:21,383 --> 00:55:24,760
he always got his onions,
whenever he wanted them.
1050
00:55:24,970 --> 00:55:26,596
Could have had them a bit more often, too,
1051
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,598
if he'd played his cards right.
1052
00:55:29,808 --> 00:55:32,267
I like to be wooed.
1053
00:55:32,477 --> 00:55:35,604
Yes, you do, don't you?
1054
00:55:35,814 --> 00:55:38,232
So, as long as you're not too demanding,
1055
00:55:38,441 --> 00:55:41,110
you'll get what you want, on that score.
1056
00:55:44,572 --> 00:55:47,282
I think we should stop
beating around the bush.
1057
00:55:47,492 --> 00:55:50,160
I didn't think I was.
1058
00:55:50,370 --> 00:55:52,496
Well, you don't have
to give me your answer,
1059
00:55:52,580 --> 00:55:54,957
straight away, but, um,
1060
00:55:55,166 --> 00:55:58,293
you know what's on my mind.
1061
00:56:03,425 --> 00:56:06,176
Will you marry me?
1062
00:56:13,393 --> 00:56:15,185
What's all this?
1063
00:56:15,395 --> 00:56:17,021
What's this all about?
1064
00:56:17,230 --> 00:56:20,274
Eh? What's the matter?
1065
00:56:20,775 --> 00:56:23,318
I'd given up hope.
1066
00:56:23,528 --> 00:56:27,322
I just didn't think it was
going to happen to me again.
1067
00:56:27,907 --> 00:56:30,743
No, neither did I.
1068
00:56:31,745 --> 00:56:34,747
I've been so lonely for so
long, and I just didn't think.
1069
00:56:36,624 --> 00:56:40,335
It's you kneeling down that did it.
1070
00:56:43,548 --> 00:56:45,591
Well,
1071
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,093
will you?
1072
00:56:49,012 --> 00:56:50,554
No.
1073
00:56:51,931 --> 00:56:53,432
Why?
1074
00:56:53,725 --> 00:56:55,100
I thought...
1075
00:56:55,310 --> 00:56:57,144
It's too soon.
1076
00:56:57,353 --> 00:56:59,605
I don't want to make another mistake.
1077
00:56:59,814 --> 00:57:02,900
Look, let's give it six months.
1078
00:57:03,109 --> 00:57:05,527
And then if we still feel the same way...
1079
00:57:06,654 --> 00:57:09,573
Make it three months.
1080
00:57:10,575 --> 00:57:13,494
It's all that talk about sex, isn't it?
1081
00:57:13,703 --> 00:57:16,580
It's got you all worked up.
1082
00:57:16,790 --> 00:57:21,585
All right. Three months.
1083
00:57:21,795 --> 00:57:23,420
Joyce.
1084
00:57:29,552 --> 00:57:32,888
I can't say I'm the happiest
I've ever been in my life,
1085
00:57:33,098 --> 00:57:36,767
but I'm the happiest I can
remember being for a very long time.
1086
00:57:51,574 --> 00:57:55,786
Yeah mate, mate, that's you, that is you.
1087
00:57:56,996 --> 00:57:59,248
You can't wear Y-fronts
all your life, mate.
1088
00:58:16,975 --> 00:58:19,425
No, let's just get one
already at the butcher's.
1089
00:58:19,561 --> 00:58:21,645
Yeah. Go with the frozen ones.
1090
00:58:39,539 --> 00:58:41,039
Too small.
1091
00:58:41,249 --> 00:58:41,874
What's got into you this year?
1092
00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:44,043
That's twice the size
the one we normally have.
1093
00:58:44,127 --> 00:58:44,793
We don't make enough of Christmas,
1094
00:58:45,003 --> 00:58:48,338
That's our trouble. It's the
season of goodwill, family.
1095
00:58:48,548 --> 00:58:51,425
It's high time you started
thinking about a family
1096
00:58:51,634 --> 00:58:53,684
of your own, find some nice young fellow,
1097
00:58:53,803 --> 00:58:55,262
get set up in life.
1098
00:58:55,471 --> 00:58:56,764
It's not that flaming easy.
1099
00:58:56,848 --> 00:58:59,183
Doesn't just happen to order.
1100
00:58:59,392 --> 00:59:01,742
The choice is a bit more
limited, for one thing.
1101
00:59:02,270 --> 00:59:03,771
Maybe some places like San Francisco,
1102
00:59:03,855 --> 00:59:05,231
all the blokes wear their
dicks on their sleeves.
1103
00:59:05,315 --> 00:59:07,665
You ever thought of
going there for a holiday?
1104
00:59:07,817 --> 00:59:09,717
I don't want to live like that, Dad.
1105
00:59:09,819 --> 00:59:10,778
I don't want to live in a world
1106
00:59:10,862 --> 00:59:13,405
that just begins and ends with being gay.
1107
00:59:13,615 --> 00:59:15,991
I like having all sorts of people around.
1108
00:59:16,201 --> 00:59:18,536
Kids and old folks, every
sort of person there is.
1109
00:59:18,620 --> 00:59:21,872
I don't want to live in a world
without women. I like women.
1110
00:59:22,415 --> 00:59:24,083
Me and the girls in the
office get on great.
1111
00:59:24,167 --> 00:59:26,001
They know, they don't
care. We laugh about it.
1112
00:59:26,085 --> 00:59:28,045
Fancy the same blokes sometimes.
1113
00:59:28,254 --> 00:59:30,548
Even fancied a couple of the
girls. Done it with a few
1114
00:59:30,632 --> 00:59:33,259
of them to make sure I wasn't
missing out on anything.
1115
00:59:33,343 --> 00:59:35,093
You've done it with girls?
1116
00:59:35,303 --> 00:59:37,721
You never told me that.
1117
00:59:37,931 --> 00:59:39,223
Yeah.
1118
00:59:39,432 --> 00:59:41,382
I didn't want you to get your hopes up.
1119
00:59:41,517 --> 00:59:42,059
Did you like it?
1120
00:59:42,268 --> 00:59:43,769
See what I mean?
1121
00:59:43,978 --> 00:59:45,479
Hey, hey.
1122
00:59:46,397 --> 00:59:47,564
Bugger it.
1123
00:59:47,774 --> 00:59:48,982
Could you get it up?
1124
00:59:49,192 --> 00:59:50,901
Of course I could. It's not
exactly an obstacle course.
1125
00:59:50,985 --> 00:59:52,945
I quite enjoyed it, actually.
Something different.
1126
00:59:53,029 --> 00:59:57,282
But they just don't
turn me on like men do.
1127
01:00:00,453 --> 01:00:03,038
Would, would you like to try it again?
1128
01:00:03,248 --> 01:00:04,623
No, Dad. Not off the top of my head.
1129
01:00:04,707 --> 01:00:06,542
See what I mean about
getting your hopes up?
1130
01:00:06,626 --> 01:00:08,711
I like doing it with blokes,
Dad. I don't think that's ever
1131
01:00:08,795 --> 01:00:11,338
going to change because I don't
want it to, I don't want to
1132
01:00:11,422 --> 01:00:14,522
be limited by others' ideas of
who I am. Yours or anyone else's
1133
01:00:14,676 --> 01:00:17,011
I don't think I've ever
put any limits on you, Jeff.
1134
01:00:17,095 --> 01:00:18,178
I...
1135
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:22,140
Dad, I know.
1136
01:00:22,350 --> 01:00:24,059
You've been great, mate.
1137
01:00:24,269 --> 01:00:26,228
The best dad in the world, I reckon.
1138
01:00:26,437 --> 01:00:29,022
The fairest, that's a certain fact.
1139
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:30,941
I don't often say it, but it's Christmas.
1140
01:00:31,025 --> 01:00:34,611
So thanks, mate, for everything.
1141
01:00:34,946 --> 01:00:36,697
I mean, you give me the
first-class shits at times,
1142
01:00:36,781 --> 01:00:38,824
and I suppose I do you.
1143
01:00:39,033 --> 01:00:43,036
But I don't think there's
many got a father like you.
1144
01:00:44,747 --> 01:00:48,583
And I'm a very lucky man
to have a son like you, mate.
1145
01:00:53,214 --> 01:00:55,132
What do you reckon?
1146
01:00:59,971 --> 01:01:02,071
How are we going to get the fucker home?
1147
01:01:16,487 --> 01:01:18,280
Magnificent,
1148
01:01:18,489 --> 01:01:20,782
just what Christmas should be.
1149
01:01:20,992 --> 01:01:21,992
Tada.
1150
01:01:22,118 --> 01:01:24,245
Oh, not her again. I thought
we'd ditch the bitch.
1151
01:01:24,329 --> 01:01:25,495
Never!
1152
01:01:25,705 --> 01:01:28,207
Your mother bought her the
first Christmas of our marriage,
1153
01:01:28,291 --> 01:01:30,334
just before you were born.
1154
01:01:30,543 --> 01:01:34,588
I suppose some people
might see that as an omen.
1155
01:01:37,342 --> 01:01:38,550
She's looking a bit tacky, Dad.
1156
01:01:38,634 --> 01:01:40,469
Why can't we get a nice
star, or something?
1157
01:01:40,553 --> 01:01:42,512
Not as long as I'm alive.
1158
01:01:42,722 --> 01:01:45,640
You can do what you like when I'm gone.
1159
01:01:46,059 --> 01:01:48,393
Your mother loved her.
1160
01:01:50,271 --> 01:01:53,690
I miss her, Dad.
1161
01:01:54,317 --> 01:01:55,942
I miss her like crazy.
1162
01:01:56,152 --> 01:01:58,695
Not half as much as I do, lad.
1163
01:01:58,905 --> 01:02:01,490
It's not possible.
1164
01:02:02,700 --> 01:02:05,118
Yeah, mate, I know.
1165
01:02:05,328 --> 01:02:07,371
I'm sorry.
1166
01:02:09,957 --> 01:02:13,377
I think about her sometimes.
1167
01:02:13,586 --> 01:02:16,963
Sitting on a fluffy white cloud
in a place called paradise.
1168
01:02:17,340 --> 01:02:19,633
Surrounded by lots of
1169
01:02:19,842 --> 01:02:23,095
fat little naked babies sprouting wings.
1170
01:02:23,846 --> 01:02:27,474
And angels playing harps,
making pretty music.
1171
01:02:27,683 --> 01:02:32,062
Waiting for me to come along and join her.
1172
01:02:32,814 --> 01:02:35,941
It helps, sometimes.
1173
01:02:36,943 --> 01:02:39,903
Sometimes it makes it worse.
1174
01:02:42,532 --> 01:02:45,784
Sometimes I miss her so much,
1175
01:02:45,993 --> 01:02:48,829
I can hardly wait to
hear the pretty music.
1176
01:02:52,583 --> 01:02:55,210
Come on, Dad.
1177
01:02:55,420 --> 01:02:57,796
Cheer up, you old
piss head. Give me a hand.
1178
01:02:58,798 --> 01:03:00,048
Yeah, well, you know.
1179
01:03:00,258 --> 01:03:01,717
You should take a leaf
out of your own book, mate.
1180
01:03:01,801 --> 01:03:04,751
I mean, there's bound to be a
few oldwidows floating around.
1181
01:03:05,471 --> 01:03:06,972
There's a few young ones, too.
1182
01:03:07,056 --> 01:03:09,391
But I mean within the
realms of possibility, mate.
1183
01:03:09,475 --> 01:03:11,017
Somebody who'll fancy you.
1184
01:03:11,227 --> 01:03:13,228
Would it worry you if there was?
1185
01:03:13,438 --> 01:03:15,814
Hell, no, mate, it'd be great.
1186
01:03:16,023 --> 01:03:18,775
Well, there is.
1187
01:03:18,985 --> 01:03:21,528
What?
1188
01:03:22,071 --> 01:03:24,406
You old dog.
1189
01:03:24,615 --> 01:03:27,033
How long has this been going on?
1190
01:03:27,243 --> 01:03:28,743
A while.
1191
01:03:29,579 --> 01:03:31,372
You are lower than a
snake's belly, know that?
1192
01:03:31,456 --> 01:03:32,748
Not a single word to me about this.
1193
01:03:32,832 --> 01:03:35,625
Now don't go getting all hurt.
1194
01:03:35,835 --> 01:03:38,962
I just wanted to be sure.
1195
01:03:41,507 --> 01:03:43,341
Cause for celebration?
1196
01:03:43,551 --> 01:03:45,427
I'll drink to that.
1197
01:03:52,894 --> 01:03:54,936
So, um...
1198
01:03:55,271 --> 01:03:57,814
Have you, uh...
1199
01:03:58,733 --> 01:04:00,400
Have you stuck it up her yet?
1200
01:04:00,610 --> 01:04:02,194
You dirty bastard!
1201
01:04:02,403 --> 01:04:03,445
You have, haven't you?
Is that where you've been
1202
01:04:03,529 --> 01:04:04,196
all those night?
1203
01:04:04,405 --> 01:04:05,489
Listen, don't you talk
about Joyce like that,
1204
01:04:05,573 --> 01:04:08,273
if you don't mind. She's a
very refined kind of person.
1205
01:04:09,744 --> 01:04:13,830
So is it love then, Dad?
1206
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:15,373
No.
1207
01:04:15,583 --> 01:04:18,084
I mean, I can't honestly say that it is.
1208
01:04:18,294 --> 01:04:21,880
But it might be the next best thing.
1209
01:04:22,215 --> 01:04:23,965
Cheers.
1210
01:04:24,175 --> 01:04:26,176
Cheers.
1211
01:04:30,598 --> 01:04:32,974
So, when's it going to be?
1212
01:04:33,184 --> 01:04:34,809
Well,
1213
01:04:35,019 --> 01:04:36,770
we haven't set the big day.
1214
01:04:36,979 --> 01:04:39,064
But you're going to?
1215
01:04:39,273 --> 01:04:42,526
Yeah. I, you know, if
she gets on with you.
1216
01:04:42,735 --> 01:04:45,195
I do not come into this.
1217
01:04:45,404 --> 01:04:46,864
Unless you need me to
move out or anything.
1218
01:04:46,948 --> 01:04:48,698
Of course I don't, Jeff.
1219
01:04:48,908 --> 01:04:51,243
And nor would Joyce want that.
1220
01:04:51,452 --> 01:04:53,245
She knows about you.
1221
01:04:53,454 --> 01:04:55,664
Yeah?
1222
01:04:56,916 --> 01:05:00,210
You haven't told her
everything, have you, Dad?
1223
01:05:00,419 --> 01:05:01,469
Well, no. I mean...
1224
01:05:01,587 --> 01:05:02,879
Dad.
1225
01:05:03,089 --> 01:05:03,797
Well look.
1226
01:05:04,006 --> 01:05:05,590
Joyce is a very kind
1227
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,592
and understanding woman.
1228
01:05:07,802 --> 01:05:09,970
You'll love her and she will love you.
1229
01:05:10,179 --> 01:05:13,723
And, uh, you know, when things
work out, because they will,
1230
01:05:13,933 --> 01:05:16,560
Uh, well, you can stay
here, in your own home,
1231
01:05:16,769 --> 01:05:17,728
as long as you like.
1232
01:05:17,812 --> 01:05:20,230
Until such time as you want
to move out on your own
1233
01:05:20,314 --> 01:05:22,566
or with someone.
1234
01:05:25,653 --> 01:05:27,779
Well I'll be, huh?
1235
01:05:30,700 --> 01:05:31,866
Merry Christmas, son.
1236
01:05:32,076 --> 01:05:34,786
Come here, you old bastard.
1237
01:05:35,788 --> 01:05:38,164
Merry Christmas, Dad.
1238
01:05:51,137 --> 01:05:52,721
Joyce.
1239
01:05:52,930 --> 01:05:53,930
Happy New year.
1240
01:05:54,140 --> 01:05:55,682
Happy new year, Harry.
1241
01:06:06,027 --> 01:06:09,654
Aren't you going to shut the door?
1242
01:06:11,157 --> 01:06:12,782
Sorry.
1243
01:06:19,999 --> 01:06:23,126
Ah. Is this Jeff?
1244
01:06:23,336 --> 01:06:24,753
Yes.
1245
01:06:24,962 --> 01:06:26,880
On his 21st.
1246
01:06:27,089 --> 01:06:30,342
Oh, takes after his dad
in the looks department.
1247
01:06:30,551 --> 01:06:31,551
You reckon?
1248
01:06:31,719 --> 01:06:33,720
Some people say they
can't see the resemblance.
1249
01:06:33,804 --> 01:06:36,139
I find that difficult to believe.
1250
01:06:48,402 --> 01:06:49,778
Um...
1251
01:06:50,029 --> 01:06:52,822
I'm really hanging out for a drink.
1252
01:06:59,872 --> 01:07:01,122
Make yourself at home.
1253
01:07:01,332 --> 01:07:03,291
Yeah.
1254
01:07:04,418 --> 01:07:06,544
Jeff out on the town tonight?
1255
01:07:06,754 --> 01:07:07,921
Too right.
1256
01:07:08,130 --> 01:07:09,381
New Year's Eve.
1257
01:07:09,590 --> 01:07:12,384
Don't expect him home until the morning.
1258
01:07:12,593 --> 01:07:14,177
Right.
1259
01:07:14,387 --> 01:07:17,514
This is really pleasant out here, Harry.
1260
01:07:19,642 --> 01:07:22,185
You sound, uh, surprised.
1261
01:07:22,395 --> 01:07:23,895
Oh, well, you know,
1262
01:07:24,105 --> 01:07:27,941
two blokes living together,
you keep it really neat and
1263
01:07:28,150 --> 01:07:30,235
tidy.
1264
01:07:34,990 --> 01:07:36,199
Ah.
1265
01:07:37,326 --> 01:07:39,661
What are these doing here?
1266
01:07:46,544 --> 01:07:49,546
Oh, to be honest, uh, I bought them.
1267
01:07:50,339 --> 01:07:52,006
What?
1268
01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:54,342
Why?
1269
01:07:56,721 --> 01:07:59,389
Well, uh, Jeff's, uh...
1270
01:08:01,726 --> 01:08:03,268
Oh.
1271
01:08:03,811 --> 01:08:05,687
I see.
1272
01:08:05,938 --> 01:08:07,188
Ah.
1273
01:08:08,441 --> 01:08:11,484
Why didn't you tell me?
1274
01:08:15,698 --> 01:08:18,366
I was going to. Um, I know I should've.
1275
01:08:18,659 --> 01:08:19,701
You bought these?
1276
01:08:19,869 --> 01:08:21,453
You encourage him?
1277
01:08:21,662 --> 01:08:23,705
Jesus, you ought to be
ashamed of yourself.
1278
01:08:23,789 --> 01:08:27,041
You ought to be ashamed of him!
1279
01:08:33,883 --> 01:08:37,218
I've never been
ashamed of Jeff. Not ever.
1280
01:08:37,428 --> 01:08:40,180
How can I be ashamed of
what my seed's become?
1281
01:08:40,389 --> 01:08:42,849
What my love's become.
1282
01:08:44,727 --> 01:08:46,352
You couldn't tell me.
1283
01:08:46,562 --> 01:08:48,897
I mean, it's probably the most
important thing in your life,
1284
01:08:48,981 --> 01:08:50,815
and you couldn't tell me.
1285
01:08:51,025 --> 01:08:52,401
It doesn't change anything.
1286
01:08:52,485 --> 01:08:53,943
Well, it does to me.
1287
01:08:54,153 --> 01:08:56,321
All this time I've been thinking
1288
01:08:56,530 --> 01:09:00,158
I've been getting to know
you, you've been lying to me.
1289
01:09:00,534 --> 01:09:02,285
I never actually lied.
1290
01:09:02,495 --> 01:09:05,705
It amounts to the same thing.
1291
01:09:11,754 --> 01:09:12,921
Just meet Jeff.
1292
01:09:13,130 --> 01:09:14,339
You'll love him.
1293
01:09:14,548 --> 01:09:15,757
You'll see.
1294
01:09:15,966 --> 01:09:17,967
Harry, no. I can't.
1295
01:09:18,177 --> 01:09:21,012
Not now. It's not just him,
anyway; it's everything.
1296
01:09:22,681 --> 01:09:24,098
I can't.
1297
01:09:25,559 --> 01:09:26,226
Joyce.
1298
01:09:26,435 --> 01:09:28,353
I just need to be on my own for a bit.
1299
01:09:28,437 --> 01:09:31,564
Sort things out in my head.
1300
01:09:31,774 --> 01:09:36,152
It was so good for a while there, Harry.
1301
01:09:36,362 --> 01:09:39,155
If only you'd been honest.
1302
01:09:53,546 --> 01:09:56,089
Ashamed of Jeff?
1303
01:09:56,298 --> 01:09:58,758
Never.
1304
01:09:58,968 --> 01:10:00,593
Disappointed?
1305
01:10:00,803 --> 01:10:03,263
Yeah, disappointed that...
1306
01:10:03,472 --> 01:10:07,559
he'll never give me a
grandchild. Disappointed that...
1307
01:10:07,768 --> 01:10:09,668
I honestly believe he'd be missing out
1308
01:10:09,854 --> 01:10:12,063
on something wonderful.
1309
01:10:12,273 --> 01:10:14,524
What I had with his mum,
1310
01:10:14,733 --> 01:10:16,860
making a baby.
1311
01:10:17,069 --> 01:10:21,489
Knowing that I'd put the seed
in there and watching it grow,
1312
01:10:22,449 --> 01:10:25,368
then seeing him.
1313
01:10:27,830 --> 01:10:30,915
But if he's never going to have that,
1314
01:10:31,125 --> 01:10:34,377
then I want him to have
all the things he can have.
1315
01:10:35,421 --> 01:10:38,673
Our children are only the sum of us.
1316
01:10:38,883 --> 01:10:40,466
What we add up to.
1317
01:10:40,676 --> 01:10:43,219
Us, and our parents.
1318
01:10:43,429 --> 01:10:45,388
And our grandparents and theirs.
1319
01:10:45,598 --> 01:10:48,641
All the generations.
1320
01:12:30,327 --> 01:12:32,495
Hello, mate.
1321
01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:39,460
They said you'd be up soon.
1322
01:12:46,635 --> 01:12:49,554
Why'd you go and do a silly
bloody thing like that for?
1323
01:13:02,067 --> 01:13:05,194
You've had a bit of a stroke, Dad.
1324
01:13:07,031 --> 01:13:10,366
It was more than a bit of one, actually.
1325
01:13:14,121 --> 01:13:16,914
Did they tell you what
it was going to be like?
1326
01:13:22,796 --> 01:13:26,257
You'll be all right, mate.
1327
01:13:26,675 --> 01:13:29,844
I'll look after you, no sweat.
1328
01:13:31,180 --> 01:13:33,890
Things will be just the same
as always, Dad, I promise.
1329
01:13:42,191 --> 01:13:44,734
Can I get you anything?
1330
01:13:45,736 --> 01:13:47,695
Need to go for a wee or something?
1331
01:13:50,199 --> 01:13:53,201
Silly, eh? 'Suppose they look
after that sort of thing here.
1332
01:13:53,410 --> 01:13:55,703
But still, you never know.
1333
01:14:09,134 --> 01:14:11,552
Why do you keep moving your hand?
1334
01:14:22,898 --> 01:14:25,817
Can you hear me?
1335
01:14:30,697 --> 01:14:32,240
Once for "yes."
1336
01:14:42,417 --> 01:14:44,293
Twice for "no."
1337
01:14:50,759 --> 01:14:52,593
Oh, Dad.
1338
01:15:32,926 --> 01:15:34,385
Smooth.
1339
01:15:41,435 --> 01:15:43,853
Are you knocking off early?
1340
01:15:44,062 --> 01:15:45,647
What do you mean, it's five past.
1341
01:15:45,731 --> 01:15:47,649
What are you, a bloody clock-watcher now?
1342
01:15:47,733 --> 01:15:49,776
I thought you might give
us a few minutes extra.
1343
01:15:49,860 --> 01:15:51,236
Considering that cock-up you made
1344
01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:54,447
with that bed of Pansies last week.
1345
01:15:58,702 --> 01:16:01,370
He's a prick. Don't Take any notice.
1346
01:16:01,580 --> 01:16:04,540
Water off a duck's back.
1347
01:16:05,209 --> 01:16:08,294
You're in a good mood.
1348
01:16:08,503 --> 01:16:11,130
You piss off, I'll put your gear away.
1349
01:16:11,340 --> 01:16:13,633
Thanks, mate.
1350
01:16:44,831 --> 01:16:47,667
Great, boys! Is there
going to be a rodeo later?
1351
01:16:48,335 --> 01:16:50,086
Hey, why don't you come
with us, Walter? Come with us!
1352
01:16:50,170 --> 01:16:53,214
Love to.
1353
01:16:53,632 --> 01:16:56,133
Marty! Marty! We'll see you there.
1354
01:16:56,551 --> 01:16:58,803
See you down there.
1355
01:17:15,070 --> 01:17:16,779
Police estimate tonight's crowd
1356
01:17:16,863 --> 01:17:18,948
to be nearly 600,000.
1357
01:17:19,157 --> 01:17:21,357
This is believed to be
the largest crowd ever
1358
01:17:21,535 --> 01:17:24,370
to gather for the Gay
and Lesbian Mardi Gras.
1359
01:18:37,527 --> 01:18:38,778
Mum.
1360
01:18:38,987 --> 01:18:41,906
What are you doing up?
1361
01:18:42,199 --> 01:18:43,491
You're late.
1362
01:18:43,700 --> 01:18:45,743
What have you been doing?
1363
01:18:45,952 --> 01:18:46,327
What were you doing?
1364
01:18:46,536 --> 01:18:48,537
You were all over the late news!
1365
01:18:48,747 --> 01:18:50,831
I was having a good time with my mates.
1366
01:18:51,041 --> 01:18:54,001
I ought to beat the shit out of you.
1367
01:18:54,795 --> 01:18:56,670
Well, why don't you try?
1368
01:19:00,008 --> 01:19:02,551
Get out. Get out of here now.
1369
01:19:02,761 --> 01:19:05,221
You can come back once for
your things, when I'm not here.
1370
01:19:05,305 --> 01:19:06,305
Then that's it.
1371
01:19:06,431 --> 01:19:08,682
I never want to see you again.
1372
01:19:08,892 --> 01:19:10,992
He doesn't mean it, Gregory. He's angry.
1373
01:19:11,144 --> 01:19:13,187
No. He does, Mum.
1374
01:19:13,397 --> 01:19:18,275
Damn right, I do.
1375
01:19:21,154 --> 01:19:24,407
Fair enough.
1376
01:19:41,883 --> 01:19:44,635
Here you go, Dad.
1377
01:19:45,512 --> 01:19:47,555
I fixed it up a treat, mate.
1378
01:19:49,683 --> 01:19:51,017
Now we can talk to each other, sort of.
1379
01:19:51,101 --> 01:19:53,227
What do you think? It's good, isn't it?
1380
01:19:55,814 --> 01:19:58,649
No, it's not silly, Mate.
It's good. It works well.
1381
01:20:00,318 --> 01:20:02,570
I thought we'd have an outing this arvo,
1382
01:20:02,779 --> 01:20:04,947
take you down the supermarket.
1383
01:20:05,157 --> 01:20:06,949
Pick up a nice bit of Fish for your tea,
1384
01:20:07,033 --> 01:20:09,618
Some of that frozen
lasagne you like so much.
1385
01:20:10,745 --> 01:20:12,445
Here's the remote. You want it on?
1386
01:20:21,214 --> 01:20:22,548
What about your wee pan?
1387
01:20:22,757 --> 01:20:24,258
Need a piss?
1388
01:20:24,468 --> 01:20:25,468
Come on, Harry, now.
1389
01:20:25,677 --> 01:20:28,512
You know you're not
going to be able to piss
1390
01:20:28,847 --> 01:20:29,555
in the supermarket, right, hmm?
1391
01:20:29,764 --> 01:20:33,017
I'll just go and get us
ready. Back in a tick.
1392
01:20:38,565 --> 01:20:40,524
The trouble with having a stroke
1393
01:20:40,734 --> 01:20:43,694
is that people treat you
like a fuckwit afterwards.
1394
01:21:09,387 --> 01:21:10,429
Shut up, Dad.
1395
01:21:10,639 --> 01:21:13,140
Don't make a row.
1396
01:21:22,734 --> 01:21:24,151
Jeff.
1397
01:21:26,530 --> 01:21:27,571
G'day.
1398
01:21:27,781 --> 01:21:28,739
Thought it was you.
1399
01:21:28,823 --> 01:21:30,491
G'day, Greg.
1400
01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:32,660
How're you going, Mr. Mitchell?
1401
01:21:32,869 --> 01:21:34,036
Not too good, by the look of things.
1402
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:35,704
Dad's had a bit of a stroke.
1403
01:21:35,914 --> 01:21:38,374
Yeah, I heard. Down the pub.
1404
01:21:38,583 --> 01:21:40,126
He can't, uh, speak or anything,
1405
01:21:40,210 --> 01:21:41,669
But he knows it's you.
1406
01:21:41,878 --> 01:21:44,588
How can you tell?
1407
01:21:44,798 --> 01:21:46,715
Just can.
1408
01:21:48,134 --> 01:21:49,176
So how are things?
1409
01:21:49,386 --> 01:21:52,054
Oh, not bad. I've left home.
1410
01:21:52,264 --> 01:21:53,097
Your folks?
1411
01:21:53,223 --> 01:21:55,474
Mum's been great, but Dad, uh...
1412
01:21:56,643 --> 01:21:58,186
Found a place of my own, actually.
1413
01:21:58,270 --> 01:21:59,670
A studio flat, they call it.
1414
01:21:59,771 --> 01:22:00,897
It's quite nice, but...
1415
01:22:00,981 --> 01:22:01,898
There's hardly enough room to swing
1416
01:22:01,982 --> 01:22:03,632
a cat, and it's pretty expensive.
1417
01:22:05,735 --> 01:22:08,487
I would've, uh, thought
you'd have found some nice...
1418
01:22:08,697 --> 01:22:10,906
friend to move in with.
1419
01:22:11,116 --> 01:22:13,033
I wish.
1420
01:22:13,243 --> 01:22:14,410
Uh, you know, I do meet blokes, but
1421
01:22:14,494 --> 01:22:17,538
they're all only after one thing.
1422
01:22:17,747 --> 01:22:20,082
That's not everything in life, is it?
1423
01:22:20,625 --> 01:22:22,918
Can't understand it.
1424
01:22:33,847 --> 01:22:37,516
Look, we better push off.
I've got to get dad home.
1425
01:22:37,726 --> 01:22:40,019
Yeah, of course.
1426
01:22:44,357 --> 01:22:46,609
I'll see you later, Mr. Mitchell.
Hope you're feeling better soon.
1427
01:22:46,693 --> 01:22:47,359
Yeah, thanks Greg.
1428
01:22:47,569 --> 01:22:48,652
Listen, uh,
1429
01:22:48,862 --> 01:22:49,737
I might drop round one night,
1430
01:22:49,821 --> 01:22:51,822
and make sure he's looking
after you properly.
1431
01:22:51,906 --> 01:22:53,949
Uh, probably be a bit difficult.
1432
01:22:54,159 --> 01:22:55,159
Oh, well, if you don't want me to...
1433
01:22:55,243 --> 01:22:57,745
No, it's just, it's a
little difficult with Dad.
1434
01:22:57,954 --> 01:22:59,539
You've gotta have a life
of your own life, surely.
1435
01:22:59,623 --> 01:23:02,375
Yeah, of course... Dad, Dad,
Dad... yeah, of course I do.
1436
01:23:02,459 --> 01:23:05,127
It's just, you know, maybe
when he's a bit better, eh?
1437
01:23:05,337 --> 01:23:06,545
Yeah.
1438
01:23:06,755 --> 01:23:07,296
Tooroo.
1439
01:23:07,505 --> 01:23:09,048
See you later.
1440
01:23:27,817 --> 01:23:29,943
Yeah, two ticks!
1441
01:23:33,531 --> 01:23:34,931
No, sorry. Don't want any.
1442
01:23:35,075 --> 01:23:36,075
Jeff,
1443
01:23:36,284 --> 01:23:39,370
My name's Joyce Johnson.
I'm a friend of your dad's.
1444
01:23:39,579 --> 01:23:42,873
Joyce, yeah. Sorry, come in.
1445
01:23:43,875 --> 01:23:47,294
How is he?
1446
01:23:47,504 --> 01:23:50,172
As well as can be expected, you know, um.
1447
01:23:50,382 --> 01:23:53,217
Doc says he'll never walk again.
He can't speak, of course.
1448
01:23:53,301 --> 01:23:54,802
Do you want to see him?
1449
01:23:55,011 --> 01:23:57,429
Oh, I didn't realize it was that bad.
1450
01:23:57,639 --> 01:24:00,683
He'd be pleased to see you.
1451
01:24:04,354 --> 01:24:06,897
Dad, someone to see you.
1452
01:24:07,565 --> 01:24:11,860
Harry? I'm So sorry about you...
1453
01:24:12,070 --> 01:24:14,363
About your being sick.
1454
01:24:14,572 --> 01:24:17,074
Oh, he's not sick now.
1455
01:24:17,283 --> 01:24:20,083
Look, I'll leave you two
alone, so you can have a chat.
1456
01:24:20,662 --> 01:24:22,580
Look, it's all right.
I just dropped by, I...
1457
01:24:22,664 --> 01:24:25,499
I'll make a cup of tea.
1458
01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:46,103
I'm really sorry, Harry.
1459
01:25:05,039 --> 01:25:06,373
Tea's ready.
1460
01:25:06,583 --> 01:25:08,417
Look, um, I won't stay.
1461
01:25:08,626 --> 01:25:10,586
My daughter, um, Jenny,
1462
01:25:10,795 --> 01:25:13,505
she's waiting for me.
1463
01:25:14,966 --> 01:25:18,093
Bit of a shock, seeing him like that.
1464
01:25:18,303 --> 01:25:20,053
He used to be so full of energy.
1465
01:25:20,263 --> 01:25:21,346
Ah, still is.
1466
01:25:21,556 --> 01:25:22,640
Always wanting to go down the park.
1467
01:25:22,724 --> 01:25:24,475
For a walk, or walk down the shops..
1468
01:25:24,559 --> 01:25:26,602
Or 'wheel', I should say.
1469
01:25:27,645 --> 01:25:29,188
Must be difficult for you.
1470
01:25:29,397 --> 01:25:30,481
No.
1471
01:25:30,690 --> 01:25:34,276
Got a nurse comes in
three times a week, and
1472
01:25:34,486 --> 01:25:36,403
it's my dad, you know.
1473
01:25:38,615 --> 01:25:41,283
Look, drop in again some time.
1474
01:25:41,493 --> 01:25:44,328
He likes visitors.
1475
01:25:46,289 --> 01:25:47,832
Sorry I gave you such a hard time, before.
1476
01:25:47,916 --> 01:25:48,958
I thought you were one
of them missionaries.
1477
01:25:49,042 --> 01:25:50,709
We get a lot of them around here.
1478
01:25:50,919 --> 01:25:51,585
When it's blokes like the Mormons,
1479
01:25:51,795 --> 01:25:55,045
I just open the door, tell 'em I'm
a poofter and watch them blush.
1480
01:25:55,340 --> 01:25:56,799
You tell them what?
1481
01:25:57,008 --> 01:25:58,884
I'm a poofter.
1482
01:25:59,511 --> 01:26:01,470
Didn't he tell you?
1483
01:26:01,679 --> 01:26:02,262
Yeah, he was going to.
1484
01:26:02,472 --> 01:26:04,140
He was a bit worried
about how you might react.
1485
01:26:04,224 --> 01:26:05,682
No, I knew.
1486
01:26:07,227 --> 01:26:09,561
You're nothing like I expected.
1487
01:26:15,527 --> 01:26:18,612
Real sweet on you, he was.
1488
01:26:19,823 --> 01:26:21,657
Had his heart set on you.
1489
01:26:33,419 --> 01:26:36,004
How was it? Are you ok?
1490
01:26:37,131 --> 01:26:40,634
There's no fool like an old
fool. Isn't that what they say?
1491
01:26:42,554 --> 01:26:44,680
You're not so old, Mum.
1492
01:26:46,933 --> 01:26:48,183
No.
1493
01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:50,143
But I'm a fool.
1494
01:27:23,595 --> 01:27:25,679
My mother was 80.
1495
01:27:25,889 --> 01:27:28,181
She was getting infirm, and
1496
01:27:28,391 --> 01:27:31,393
Mary was a bit younger.
1497
01:27:32,020 --> 01:27:34,730
But neither of them could
look after each other anymore.
1498
01:27:34,814 --> 01:27:37,733
And we all made the
decision to split them up.
1499
01:27:40,069 --> 01:27:44,448
My brother took Mum. And Mary...
1500
01:27:45,033 --> 01:27:47,200
went to a home.
1501
01:27:47,410 --> 01:27:49,494
It was for their own good.
1502
01:27:49,913 --> 01:27:53,123
How many times did we tell ourselves that?
1503
01:27:54,459 --> 01:27:56,877
We drove Mum away, and
1504
01:27:57,086 --> 01:28:00,547
she didn't say a word. She
didn't speak for days. She just
1505
01:28:00,757 --> 01:28:04,051
sat in her new bedroom with
her suitcase full of memories.
1506
01:28:05,803 --> 01:28:10,766
And she died in her sleep one
night, not long after that.
1507
01:28:13,186 --> 01:28:15,103
And I never had the chance,
1508
01:28:16,105 --> 01:28:17,648
or the guts,
1509
01:28:20,276 --> 01:28:23,153
To ask her the one thing I wanted to know.
1510
01:28:24,614 --> 01:28:26,073
I always wanted to know.
1511
01:28:26,282 --> 01:28:29,785
What they said to each
other that last night,
1512
01:28:29,994 --> 01:28:32,037
Lying there in that
1513
01:28:32,497 --> 01:28:34,414
great old brass bed,
1514
01:28:34,624 --> 01:28:37,084
knowing that it was for the last time.
1515
01:28:37,293 --> 01:28:40,796
Knowing that they were never
going to see each other again.
1516
01:28:41,005 --> 01:28:42,298
Knowing that they were being taken away.
1517
01:28:42,382 --> 01:28:46,718
To different places, to die.
1518
01:28:46,928 --> 01:28:49,680
I can't imagine what they would have said.
1519
01:28:49,889 --> 01:28:51,848
How do you say "thank you" for
1520
01:28:52,058 --> 01:28:55,560
forty years of love?
1521
01:28:55,937 --> 01:28:59,147
What words could you possibly find?
1522
01:28:59,357 --> 01:29:00,983
By then,
1523
01:29:01,192 --> 01:29:04,194
They were both as deaf as posts, so,
1524
01:29:04,404 --> 01:29:05,654
they'd lie there,
1525
01:29:05,863 --> 01:29:10,409
Shouting their love and their
good-byes to each other.
1526
01:29:10,618 --> 01:29:12,452
Did they find
1527
01:29:12,662 --> 01:29:15,497
comfort in the idea that they, uh,
1528
01:29:15,707 --> 01:29:18,875
might meet again soon, in the next world?
1529
01:29:21,838 --> 01:29:23,923
So, I don't know what I
would have said to Jeffrey
1530
01:29:24,007 --> 01:29:26,550
if I'd known the stroke
was going to happen.
1531
01:29:28,052 --> 01:29:30,303
I know I would have said something.
1532
01:29:32,140 --> 01:29:34,933
Only now, I'll never know what it was.
1533
01:29:36,060 --> 01:29:38,061
Ok, Dad. Time for number twos.
1534
01:29:44,068 --> 01:29:46,069
I'll be back in a bit to wipe your bum.
1535
01:29:46,279 --> 01:29:49,072
Got the fish on for tea, right?
1536
01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:54,036
I used to imagine, in my darker moments,
1537
01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,871
that it'd be the other way around.
1538
01:29:56,080 --> 01:30:00,250
That, you know, he'd catch
that dreadful disease, and
1539
01:30:00,460 --> 01:30:03,879
I'd be the one nursing him to the grave.
1540
01:30:04,088 --> 01:30:06,214
But not this.
1541
01:30:06,424 --> 01:30:09,593
Dear God.
1542
01:30:10,094 --> 01:30:12,054
Anything but this.
1543
01:30:12,513 --> 01:30:13,805
Ah.
1544
01:30:14,015 --> 01:30:17,601
Maybe in a few years' time, when
I'm gone, he'll find someone,
1545
01:30:18,269 --> 01:30:20,812
even if it's only out of
sheer, bloody loneliness.
1546
01:30:23,191 --> 01:30:25,609
But it won't be love,
1547
01:30:26,360 --> 01:30:28,695
because by then he'll have forgotten how.
1548
01:30:30,490 --> 01:30:32,407
I can't imagine anything worse
1549
01:30:32,617 --> 01:30:35,035
could happen to a human being, than that.
1550
01:30:40,583 --> 01:30:42,250
Sorry.
1551
01:30:43,503 --> 01:30:45,462
It always used to be a
very private thing to me,
1552
01:30:45,546 --> 01:30:47,589
going to the lav.
1553
01:30:47,799 --> 01:30:49,591
Not anymore.
1554
01:31:02,522 --> 01:31:04,147
Ripper of a day, isn't it?
1555
01:31:05,566 --> 01:31:06,734
Weather report said it was going to rain.
1556
01:31:06,818 --> 01:31:09,268
They still don't get it
right very often, do they?
1557
01:31:19,330 --> 01:31:21,081
Might get an ice cream on the way home.
1558
01:31:21,165 --> 01:31:22,465
Do you fancy an ice cream?
1559
01:31:26,087 --> 01:31:27,588
Don't suppose you could
manage an ice block,
1560
01:31:27,672 --> 01:31:29,298
not unless I chopped it up for ya.
1561
01:31:29,382 --> 01:31:31,299
Might be a bit messy.
1562
01:31:42,603 --> 01:31:44,253
You need to wee or anything, Dad?
1563
01:31:49,068 --> 01:31:50,694
Well, I do.
1564
01:31:52,071 --> 01:31:54,906
You'll be all right, Dad. I won't be long.
1565
01:32:14,802 --> 01:32:16,136
G'day.
1566
01:32:17,013 --> 01:32:19,014
Fancy meeting you here.
1567
01:32:20,808 --> 01:32:21,808
I'm planting.
1568
01:32:21,934 --> 01:32:23,143
What?
1569
01:32:23,352 --> 01:32:23,977
I'm...
1570
01:32:24,187 --> 01:32:26,396
Yeah, I know. I saw you from over there.
1571
01:32:26,606 --> 01:32:27,481
Well, I wasn't actually sure it was you.
1572
01:32:27,565 --> 01:32:29,316
I was just having a perv.
1573
01:32:32,403 --> 01:32:33,904
Nice legs.
1574
01:32:36,324 --> 01:32:37,741
You're looking pretty fit yourself.
1575
01:32:37,825 --> 01:32:39,743
No, no, I need some sun.
1576
01:32:40,828 --> 01:32:42,787
At least you've got a tan.
1577
01:32:43,706 --> 01:32:45,582
It's only my arms and legs.
1578
01:32:45,791 --> 01:32:49,461
The rest of me is as white as a ghost.
1579
01:32:49,670 --> 01:32:51,588
Looks all right to me.
1580
01:32:56,302 --> 01:32:58,094
You didn't come and see Dad.
1581
01:33:00,514 --> 01:33:02,514
Well, I didn't think you wanted me to.
1582
01:33:03,684 --> 01:33:04,893
Yeah, look,
1583
01:33:05,102 --> 01:33:07,771
Sorry I was a bit off last
time I saw you, but...
1584
01:33:07,980 --> 01:33:10,280
I wasn't sure how you'd
react to Dad, you know.
1585
01:33:11,067 --> 01:33:12,651
It's not the most romantic
thing in the world, is it,
1586
01:33:12,735 --> 01:33:15,185
looking after your father
after he's had a stroke?
1587
01:33:18,241 --> 01:33:20,491
I thought you might think
it was too domestic.
1588
01:33:24,580 --> 01:33:27,123
Look, the thing is, um,
1589
01:33:28,876 --> 01:33:30,919
I'd really like to see you again.
1590
01:33:46,310 --> 01:33:49,479
You all right then, Dad?
1591
01:33:51,440 --> 01:33:52,649
I'll read to you for a bit, eh?
1592
01:33:52,733 --> 01:33:54,233
Do you want me to read to you?
1593
01:33:55,027 --> 01:33:56,361
No?
1594
01:33:56,570 --> 01:33:57,237
What do you want to do?
1595
01:33:57,446 --> 01:33:59,446
Sit here and listen to the flowers grow?
1596
01:34:00,741 --> 01:34:02,033
All right.
1597
01:34:02,952 --> 01:34:05,252
Sorry I was a while, but
I ran into young Greg.
1598
01:34:06,163 --> 01:34:08,113
You probably remember him best as Gary.
1599
01:34:08,833 --> 01:34:10,709
Could've knocked me down with a feather.
1600
01:34:10,793 --> 01:34:12,127
But I suppose it's only natural,
1601
01:34:12,211 --> 01:34:14,796
him being a gardener,
and this being a garden.
1602
01:34:17,758 --> 01:34:19,050
Couldn't help myself.
1603
01:34:19,260 --> 01:34:20,844
I asked him over for tea one night.
1604
01:34:20,928 --> 01:34:23,388
I was thinking he'd say, oh,
yeah, and that'd be that.
1605
01:34:23,472 --> 01:34:24,097
Could've knocked me down with a feather
1606
01:34:24,307 --> 01:34:26,183
when he said, would tomorrow be all right?
1607
01:34:26,267 --> 01:34:28,310
Yeah, ripper, I said.
1608
01:34:29,353 --> 01:34:31,021
I was a bit worried about you.
1609
01:34:31,230 --> 01:34:32,814
How he'd feel about you.
1610
01:34:33,024 --> 01:34:35,624
But he just shrugged and
said, that's life, isn't it?
1611
01:34:37,028 --> 01:34:39,487
And he said he'd bring his toothbrush.
1612
01:34:39,989 --> 01:34:41,406
That's making it fairly plain, isn't it?
1613
01:34:41,490 --> 01:34:43,575
He might even stay the night.
1614
01:34:46,579 --> 01:34:49,331
I'm not going to rush things, though.
1615
01:34:49,665 --> 01:34:51,583
Joe Cool this time, you just watch me.
1616
01:34:51,792 --> 01:34:52,375
Not too cool, though.
1617
01:34:52,585 --> 01:34:55,185
I don't want him to think
I'm not interested, y'know.
1618
01:34:55,504 --> 01:34:57,213
I'm just gonna...
1619
01:34:57,423 --> 01:34:59,090
Be me.
1620
01:35:00,468 --> 01:35:01,634
Whoever that is.
1621
01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:08,600
What's up, Dad?
1622
01:35:08,809 --> 01:35:10,759
What's the matter, mate? You're crying!
1623
01:35:10,895 --> 01:35:13,146
Hey? What's wrong?
1624
01:35:13,564 --> 01:35:14,981
Hey, come on.
1625
01:35:15,191 --> 01:35:16,733
It can't be that bad,
whatever it is. Come on.
1626
01:35:16,817 --> 01:35:19,277
It's all right, dry your eyes, come on.
1627
01:35:20,780 --> 01:35:22,030
Eh?
1628
01:35:22,740 --> 01:35:24,949
Oh, don't, Dad. Please.
1629
01:35:25,659 --> 01:35:29,204
It breaks me up to see you
like this, you know it does.
1630
01:35:30,039 --> 01:35:32,089
There's nothing to get upset about, mate.
1631
01:35:32,583 --> 01:35:33,917
I'm here.
1632
01:35:34,126 --> 01:35:35,710
I'll always be here.
1633
01:35:35,920 --> 01:35:38,088
Ok?
1634
01:35:41,759 --> 01:35:42,967
Is it Greg?
1635
01:35:44,303 --> 01:35:46,003
Don't you want him to come to tea?
1636
01:35:48,766 --> 01:35:50,816
I won't. I'll stop
him, if you want me to.
1637
01:35:50,976 --> 01:35:51,976
I've got his number.
1638
01:35:53,771 --> 01:35:54,771
Is that it?
1639
01:35:55,106 --> 01:35:56,439
Dad, come on, Dad.
1640
01:35:56,649 --> 01:35:57,774
Dad, Dad, Dad.
1641
01:35:58,401 --> 01:35:59,734
Come on, tell me.
1642
01:35:59,944 --> 01:36:03,196
One buzz is for 'yes',
two buzzes for 'no'.
1643
01:36:07,076 --> 01:36:09,953
Yes, you want me to cancel.
1644
01:36:12,957 --> 01:36:14,457
No, you don't want me to?
1645
01:36:15,459 --> 01:36:16,835
Yes.
1646
01:36:17,044 --> 01:36:18,962
That's what I thought.
1647
01:36:19,171 --> 01:36:21,256
You all right? You sure?
1648
01:36:21,465 --> 01:36:22,090
Huh?
1649
01:36:22,299 --> 01:36:24,468
Silly old bugger, getting
yourself worked up over things?
1650
01:36:24,552 --> 01:36:27,929
Nothing to worry about, Dad. I promise.
1651
01:36:28,139 --> 01:36:30,598
Not a worry in the world.
1652
01:36:32,017 --> 01:36:36,312
Turned out real nice after all, didn't it?
1653
01:36:37,106 --> 01:36:40,191
I wonder if he'll show up.
1654
01:36:48,033 --> 01:36:52,954
♫ Somewhere deep inside
something's got a hold on you
1655
01:36:58,210 --> 01:37:03,173
♫ And it's pushing me aside
so you stretch on forever
1656
01:37:07,261 --> 01:37:12,223
♫ And I know I'm right for
the first time in my life
1657
01:37:18,063 --> 01:37:23,026
♫ That's why I tell you
you'd better be home soon
1658
01:37:30,326 --> 01:37:35,288
♫ Stripping back the cause
of lies and deception
1659
01:37:40,294 --> 01:37:45,256
♫ Back to nothingness
like a week in the desert
1660
01:37:48,802 --> 01:37:53,765
♫ And I know I'm for the
first time in my life
1661
01:37:59,104 --> 01:38:04,067
♫ And that's why I tell you
you'd better be home soon
1662
01:38:12,159 --> 01:38:17,121
♫ Don't say no don't say nothing's wrong
1663
01:38:19,124 --> 01:38:24,087
♫ Cause when you get back
home maybe I'll be gone
1664
01:38:54,535 --> 01:38:59,497
♫ It would cause me pain
if we were to end it
1665
01:39:03,961 --> 01:39:08,923
♫ But I could start again
you can depend on it
1666
01:39:12,303 --> 01:39:17,265
♫ And I know I'm right for
the first time in my life
1667
01:39:22,646 --> 01:39:27,609
♫ And that's why I tell you
you'd better be home soon
1668
01:39:32,781 --> 01:39:37,702
♫ That's why I tell you
you'd better be home soon ♫
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