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Anything?
Maybe my Internet's jammed.
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It's not jammed. Nothing yet.
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We have to get out
the weekend edition.
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We do this every Friday.
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And right now,
we are waiting to hear
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who's going to be the new leader
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of the city's most powerful
union, the garbagemen.
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Garbage people.
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They're fine people.
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We find out who won,
we slap it in,
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and we can go start our weekend.
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Whatever plans we might have.
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God. Runoff!
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Runoff?
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No!
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What the hell?
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Must have big plans.
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- No!
- Yeah. Big plans.
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Hey everyone.
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I, uh, realize you all wanna get
the weekend started.
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I know that I, for one,
am very eager to hit the road.
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What road are you hitting?
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I am hitting the road
to my doctor.
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He's a long way out of town,
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so I have to stay overnight
at the hospital.
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Oh, no. Are you okay?
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No, I'm great.
It's just some tests
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for a genetic predisposition
to some, uh,
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potentially complicated...
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brain bleeds.
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- Oh...
- Ned.
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- Oh, my God.
- You're dying.
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It's actually not a big deal.
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He told me that everyone has it.
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Wait, what?
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I bring it up only because
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I need to ask
for a couple of volunteers
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to come in tomorrow,
just to very quickly
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put out the results
of the runoff. Anyone?
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That sounds like something
that Mare would do.
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- I know, but I can't.
- Yes.
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- I have a reunion.
- It's not reunion weekend.
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- Army reunion, yeah.
- Yes.
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Every four years we do this.
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We head into the mountains
and just honor the fallen.
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- Like Memorial Day?
- Yes, but the weekend.
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Like Memorial Day Weekend.
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Um...
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It's just more specific
than that.
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Every four years?
Weird interval.
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Adam,
thank you for volunteering.
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Honestly, you really think
Adam can handle that?
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Uh-- You can help.
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All you need to do
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is drag this four-inch story
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and drop it
into this box, okay?
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I trust Adam and Adelola
to handle this.
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Right? I mean,
it's literally just dragging
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and dropping prewritten
articles into a--
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- What?
- Okay. Promise you won't be mad.
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So when you get the call
they'll say either Fiona Gabrini
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or Joe White won
the Sanitation Union Election.
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- Let's say Fiona Gabrini wins.
- Girl power, right?
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Mm-hm.
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Then you just drag this article
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that says "Gabrini wins"
into that box.
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- But if Joe White wins...
- White pow-- Never mind.
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...then you drag this article
into that box.
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- Got it, easy.
- All right, so just...
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So
repeat what you've
just been told.
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All right.
So if Farina Gaboinga wins,
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you drag this right to here.
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Uh-oh. Heh-heh.
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It looks like we just dragged
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the entire newspaper
into the trash.
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- You know, I think maybe I need
to stay.
- No, no, no, no.
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Your doctor
will be so disappointed
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if you miss your appointment.
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- Wait, you know his doctor?
- Yes.
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She's got the same preexisting
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genetic condition
that I have, so...
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- Wow, are you guys related?
- Ned & Mare: No.
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I checked.
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So whatever we write here
just happens tomorrow?
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Adelola. You're in charge.
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Oh, I would
but my mom's visiting
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from Nigeria this weekend.
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She wants me to entertain her
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and listen to her stories
from home.
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If I'm here tomorrow,
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I'm not gonna be able
to do any of that.
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So... yes.
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- I will be here.
- Love it. Have a good weekend.
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- Thank you.
- I know what to do.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You heading out?
- Yeah. What's up?
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Nothing. I was uh-- I was
thinking we can go get a drink
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before you head to the mountain.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, it's been a while.
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♪ It's been awhile ♪
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Staind.
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Um... I'm sorry.
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I'm going to visit my aunt
before I head up there.
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Okay. What about next week?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I'll check my schedule. Okay.-Great.
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- Have fun with your aunt. Bye.
- Bye. Have fun.
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Mare seems super into this aunt.
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She did her hair and nails,
and she's wearing body butter.
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Yeah?
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Ken, don't forget
tomorrow morning.
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- 8:30 at Rolf Park, okay?
- Mm...
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I will be there with my balls.
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Soccer balls.
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Single entendre at work.
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Matteo, my son,
plays soccer every Saturday,
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but they never put him in.
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He is a soccer genius.
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But the problem is,
as always, the Americans,
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they hate a strong woman.
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Come on, guys! That way! Attack!
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- Get off the field.
- Yes!
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- Unbelievable.
- I know the rules.
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How can I get through
to the male head coach?
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For that you need a man,
and all I have is a Ken.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey.
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We're really doing this.
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Uh-huh.
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Starting tomorrow, no more work.
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No more camera crew.
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Just you and me.
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Oh, hey.
You wanna hear a rumor? -Yeah.
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They're saying that
"Weekend Ned" is really fun.
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Wow...
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- You wanna see a preview?
- Please.
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Uh-oh. Where's the suede going?
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- Oh, it's just one shoulder.
- Just a little bit.
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- Whoo!
- Just a little bit of shoulder.
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- Dang!
- Wow.
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- This is really nice.
- Yeah, I know.
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And I didn't even use points.
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Or check to see how many
I was earning.
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Wow. Throwing caution
to the wind, I love it.
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Let's go, let's go.
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Love that. Okay.
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This is fantastic.
This is more like it. Let's go!
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- Esmeralda.
- Yes?
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Who's that man you brought?
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I hope that's not
a private coach.
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You know the only adults allowed
are cohabitating guardians.
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Of course I know, Janine.
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That is Ken.
My live-in British lover.
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Me and Ezzie have been
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in a relationship
for quite some time now.
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- It's Esmeralda.
- Mm-hm.
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- Cutie.
- Yes.
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- Cutie.
- She hides me away.
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Enough. You touch me too much.
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- I told you to pretend.
- Okay.
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Maybe this one round here.
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- Where?
- In case they come back.
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- Okay.
- That's it. A little lower.
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I'm not the only one
with a sad loser
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who hangs around with his mom.
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There's three or four others.
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We call them "slugs."
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At least Ken's British.
Some of them are worse.
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Like Allan only has Chris.
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Yeah, I raised him since
he was two, changed his diapers.
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Uh... He calls me Chris
instead of Dad.
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Hurts every time.
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Hey! All right, pal. I saw that.
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- Shut up, slug.
- Will do, pal.
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Clean your car.
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Pathetic.
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Guys, can you...
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Maybe we can play
the clean-up game?
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Oh, dude, why is your
entire family here?
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- This is a place of work.
- Mrs. Olofin: Adelola.
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Uh...
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Hi, Mom.
What are you doing here?
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I want to see
where my daughter works.
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B-But remember, I told you
this place is a fortress,
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and you can't get in
without an official pass and--
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- H-How did you get in here?
- My friend, Nate.
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I got you, auntie.
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Somebody
gotta do something
about these kids.
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Been cleaning up all day.
This is the weekend.
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I asked for a quiet room.
I don't know...
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Hell of a view.
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Ooh! There's trails?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can, like, walk around...
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Go hiking. -Ned:
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Two, four...
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That's eight.
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God.
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Ow.
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- What is that?
- My God.
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- Did you order food?
- No.
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Hey. We didn't order any food.
This is Room 6.
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- Come back later.
- Thank you.
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Come back-- Well-- Or not.
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Okay.
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- Shall we get the bags?
- No, no, no.
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Forget the bags.
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- It's nice, right?
- Crazy, nice.
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Yeah.
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Hello, camera people.
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I've heard so much about this,
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your documentary you are making
about my beautiful daughter
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and her white underlings.
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God is good.
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- All the time.
- All the time.
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Adelola Olofin's office.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Finally!
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Jeremy Sukohovitz
won the runoff.
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- Wait. He doesn't exist.
- He does exist.
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He's a write-in candidate.
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Okay, but there's no box
for that.
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Whose is that?
You don't use one of those.
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I don't know. I just found it
next to the janitor's cart.
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Okay, deep breath. Right.
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Maybe I should just
drag Fiona in?
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I practiced that one the most.
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Oh! Okay, okay. We're just--
we're gonna put Joe in there.
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He's a guy. And we can just say
that we got it mixed up later.
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Sure.
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Oh, God, we're screwed.
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God, now you're the Adam.
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I'll make it smaller.
No one will notice.
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Not too small, though.
God.
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- Oh!
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You know, I think
that's my phone. Sorry.
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Oh... Come on.
That's mine.
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- Just get it.
- I know, I know.
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Oh, it's Adam.
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- Hello?
- Only two options, you said.
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- Well,
there's a write-in candidate.
- Adam, calm down.
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Jeremy Sukohovitz.
So now what?-Adam? Adam?
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- Is everything okay?
- Who is that?
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Oh! That was, uh, my doctor.
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Oh, God, Ned. I'm so sorry.
I forgot you're dying.
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I'll call you later, all right?
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It's like having kids,
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but they're old,
and I don't love them.
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I feel like they need our help.
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- You know we have a hot tub?
- We do?
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I love we're doing this
while they're panicking
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about a stupid
write-in candidate.
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I know.
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Working Saturday is so lame.
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00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,090
Seriously.
255
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,963
It's weird that Fiona Gabrini
had the endorsement
256
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:03,096
of the Uniformed Sanitation
Men's Association--
257
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,141
- And still lost though, right?
- Yes, yes.
258
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:07,753
Maybe Joe White split the vote
because he wanted workman's comp
259
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,016
- to include lost wages.
- Oh, I bet that's it.
260
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,844
- You're so smart.
- Mmm.
261
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:14,324
We should probably
just work on this on Monday
262
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:17,763
- when we get back, right?
- Mm-hm. Unless...
263
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,765
SoWesley gets
to the story first
264
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,331
and prints it before Monday.
265
00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:24,291
- You want me to call Adam?
- It could wait.
266
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:27,076
- It's my duty as editor.
- It can't hurt.
267
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,730
- Yeah.
- Right?
268
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,253
I'm gonna research Sukohovitz,
269
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,864
and I'll get
a couple inches on him.
270
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:34,780
All right, and I will talk
to a member and get a quote.
271
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,477
Yeah, and then I get
a couple inches.
272
00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:40,133
Oh! I was gonna make "a couple
of inches" joke. Damn it.
273
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,352
- Too late.
- You're right.
274
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,137
- Okay.
- It's that robot.
275
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,617
- Shoo! Go away.
- Do you have your laptop?
276
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,446
Oh, yeah, of course.
277
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:52,711
Matteo's interested.
278
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,842
Let's go!
Finish your dinner!
279
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,017
Finish your dinner!
280
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,758
That's what I'm talking about!
281
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,065
- That is what I'm talking about!
- Yes!
282
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,849
- Yes!
- Not now, Ken.
283
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,329
- "Not now, Ken." Love that.
- No.
284
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,853
- Not now, Ken.
- Oh, my God, I'm so proud.
285
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,768
- Oh, yes.
- Not ever, Ken.
286
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,597
"Not ever, Ken." Love that.
287
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,948
Excuse me, Ref.
We have a serious issue.
288
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,428
You need to stop the game.
289
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,343
Oh, no, no, no.
This doesn't look good.
290
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,823
- Squeeze my ass.
- What?
291
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,868
Squeeze my ass. That's it.
292
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,740
Okay, a bit more.
293
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,046
- Bit more. Hello, sir.
- There's been a report
294
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,656
- of false guardianship.
- No.
295
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:28,355
What? Who squealed?
Because they squealed wrong.
296
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,226
The jig is up, Esmeralda.
297
00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,359
She's jealous
because her husband left her.
298
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,275
And because me,
I have this piece of beef.
299
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:36,755
All right, ladies. I suggest
300
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,582
you take it up
with the Commissioner.
301
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,671
- He holds hearings at 4 p.m.
- At the courthouse?
302
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:41,977
- At the rec center.
- Yeah.
303
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,152
I'll be there.
304
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,763
I'll see you in court.
305
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,721
It'll be like
a normal work Zoom.
306
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,288
- You good?
- Mm-hm.
307
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,811
- Hello.
- What are you wearing?
308
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,422
Uh... Inappropriate, Adam.
This is a work call.
309
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:55,251
Mare says she's joining us too.
310
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,513
Hey, everyone.
311
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,777
Hey, Mare.
Are you in the mountains?
312
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,432
- Yeah. Heh.
- Wow, how'd you get reception?
313
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,174
Is that Ned?
314
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,785
Oh, no. No, no, no.
315
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,744
Hey, Marv.
What a wonderful surprise.
316
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,354
And Dan is also here.
317
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,443
Hey, nice robe. Looks soft.
318
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:17,012
Thank you. I'm at a hospital.
A well-funded rural hospital.
319
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:20,189
Oh. Trying out a new beauty
treatment? Pec implants?
320
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:23,627
These guys were telling us
about the sanitation results.
321
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:26,587
What an upset. A write-in.
Who would've thought.
322
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:27,936
It's pretty strange. Uh...
323
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,590
We did a little digging
and found out
324
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,809
Fiona had quite a strong--
325
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,942
Mare? Can you try your sound?
326
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,989
- We're hearing
a slight echo here.
- Sorry.
327
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,034
One second.
328
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,210
Sorry. Is that better?
329
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,517
Okay, cool. Yeah,
so we traced the funds
330
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,520
of the write-in candidate to
a privatized recycling center.
331
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,785
Ned, you're on mute.
332
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,004
Sorry.
333
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,222
I think that we--
334
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,224
Ned, now your sound
is messed up.
335
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:58,401
I think that I am too close
to an MRI machine.
336
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,273
I'm about to go in for surgery--
337
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,188
You know what?
Why don't we just send you
338
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,842
what we have
after we write it up?
339
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,887
Yes, yes. Good idea.
340
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,718
What's wrong?
I mean, we sent the article.
341
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:11,850
Everything okay?
342
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,069
Mm-hm.
343
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,508
Hello? Weekend Ned in there?
344
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,120
I'm sorry. I'm just a little...
345
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,645
I thought
we wouldn't have
any distractions.
346
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,127
And I thought we were gonna
come away and be alone.
347
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,825
Well, we are now.
348
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,566
Are you okay?
349
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:35,308
- Could you excuse me
for one second?
Sure.
350
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:36,570
- One second.
- Yeah.
351
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:37,571
- I'll be back.
- Mm-hm.
352
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:38,790
We'll talk about this.
353
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,404
Hey.
354
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,754
Hey, hey, sorry, sorry.
Hey, hey, hey.
355
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:49,626
Hey, hey. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hey, hey, hey, listen.
356
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:52,586
Uh... Can we talk real quick?
357
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,631
Are you following us?
358
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,677
Come-- Hey! Hey, get over here.
359
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:59,071
Saw you in the woods
when we were in the hot tub.
360
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:02,552
You like peeping in windows,
you little freak?
361
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,250
I get filmed all week at work.
362
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,860
I don't need
some food delivery pervert
363
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,209
in India watching me too.
364
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,083
You're coming with me.
365
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,957
You wanna take a little swim?
Here we go.
366
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,179
You were asking for it.
367
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,103
- Hey.
- You okay?
368
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,932
- Yeah.
- The s'mores got here, but I
didn't start.
369
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,934
- Looks good.
- You're a little out of breath.
370
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,849
- You good?
- Mm-hm.
371
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:43,550
Did you ever cross paths
with any robots in the military?
372
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:46,248
What kind of robots?
373
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,294
The kind that detonate IUDs.
374
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,862
- "IUDs"?
- Yeah.
375
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,084
- No.
- Hm.
376
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:59,653
No. I never ran into robots
that detonate IUDs.
377
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,394
- Okay.
- I'd like to.
378
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,179
I just caught one of those food
delivery robots spying on us
379
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,702
and I threw it into the river.
380
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,313
Wait. Are you serious?
381
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,792
Yeah.
382
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,490
I, uh, feel like
383
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:14,147
this isn't really
about the food robot, is it?
384
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,453
What's up?
385
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:21,632
I wasn't mad
about the distractions today.
386
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,853
I liked it.
387
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,464
'Cause it meant that we got
to work on the story together.
388
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,815
And now I feel guilty about it.
389
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,644
Okay.
390
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,083
Do you think we're better off
as friends?
391
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:44,654
I think
that we don't need weekend
versions of ourselves.
392
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:47,875
'Cause I think that our weekday
versions are super cool.
393
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,703
Weekday Mare is like
my favorite person.
394
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:52,662
And I want
our weekday versions
to have sex.
395
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:55,623
- Okay.
- That's what matters
to me most, and...
396
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:59,408
Thought you were, like,
ending this.
397
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,627
- Like--
- I can't--
398
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:01,889
We having a good afternoon?
399
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,238
Thank you.
Everything's been delicious.
400
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,761
Thank you very much.
401
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,721
- It's been wonderful, thank you.
- Great, great, great.
402
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:10,811
So we did get a call
from our delivery robot company
403
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,682
that one of the units
has gone offline.
404
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:15,033
You wouldn't happen to know
anything about that, would you?
405
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,949
Mm-mm. No. I've seen them
around, and I like them.
406
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,690
Let me show you something.
407
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:24,216
This is the last transmission
of the unit that went missing.
408
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,745
You know, I didn't really
realize we'd be videotaped
409
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:35,053
without our permission
the entire time we were here.
410
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,793
Yeah. Um...
411
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,753
If you have any information,
we'd really appreciate it.
412
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,756
The delivery company is
really worried about her safety.
413
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:45,193
- Her?
- It says "Gloria" on the screen.
414
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,543
Hm.
415
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,589
Enjoy your fondue.
416
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:53,245
- We should go.
- Yeah.
417
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,334
Thanks, baby.
418
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,466
Shall we go back to the office?
419
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,207
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
420
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,166
- It's "IEDs" by the way.
- It's what?
421
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,080
IEDs.
422
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,473
Oh, shit!
423
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:08,086
Travis, hurry up.
What does your tutorial say?
424
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,393
I am watching an ad for
some pretty powerful deck stain.
425
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,091
What'd you want me
to look up again?
426
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,570
Ugh...
427
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,791
You look pretty.
428
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,490
- Thanks.
- Hope he's paying.
429
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,101
- What the hell?
- For dinner.
430
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,015
I'm assuming you're going
on a hot date.
431
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,800
Well, don't make assumptions.
432
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,282
Because I could just be
doing laundry.
433
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,849
- Oscar.
- Oh!
434
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,200
Thank God somebody
competent is here.
435
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:38,333
- I came as fast as I could.
- Uh... What's wrong with you?
436
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:43,338
Oh, I already took my Saturday
afternoon nap-time sleepy blend.
437
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:48,910
So I've got about 20 minutes,
then I will be down
438
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,433
for, uh, two hours.
439
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:54,437
- Come here, we need you.
- Um-- Okay.
440
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,659
- Go to the toolbar.
- Toolbar. Alright.
441
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,400
Then go to format.
442
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:02,879
- Yes.
- Format.
443
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,751
- Something's happening. Okay.
- Yeah?
444
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,883
- And then?
- Then fit it to margin.
445
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,843
- Fit to margin.
- We're losing him.
446
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,453
- Hello?
- Almost there, come on.
447
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:21,202
- Are those instructions?
- Anybody speak Spanish?
448
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,291
Oscar?
449
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:27,295
And he's gone. -Adelola:
450
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:30,037
All right, well,
Oscar said "fit to margin."
451
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,779
- What would happen
after fit to margin?
- Maybe reset?
452
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,737
Reset? That's gonna start it
all over again.
453
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,609
- Hey, you guys.
- Oh, thank God.
454
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,219
- What's going on?
- Thank you.
455
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:41,179
- Bye.
- Hey, you had to leave your
aunt's early.
456
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,530
- What a shame.
- Yeah, but she understood.
457
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,792
Good.
458
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,315
She's supposed to be
on the mountain
459
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,056
with her army buddies, remember?
460
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,624
The aunt was yesterday's lie.
461
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,626
There. See.
462
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,367
He touches her back,
and she jumps
463
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,803
like he was a mountain lion.
464
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:58,587
This is not a real couple.
465
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:01,155
Um-- If I may, Your Honor.
466
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:04,941
Mutual disgust is a game we play
to keep the home fires burning.
467
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,161
Prove it.
468
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,032
- Kiss each other.
- What?
469
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,731
- Where?
- Prove your love.
470
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:12,862
Kiss.
471
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,386
That can't be allowed.
472
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,778
I'll allow it.
473
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:16,824
He's allowed it.
474
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,695
Give the people what they want.
475
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,612
Mmm.
476
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:26,398
Could me and Esmeralda work?
477
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,879
We have a certain frisson.
478
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,925
Uh-- A spicy Italian ragout,
479
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:35,450
mixed with a British
chicken tikka masala.
480
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,670
Now, that may not
sound appetizing,
481
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:41,152
but if you eat enough of it,
your stomach starts to adapt.
482
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,807
And maybe we could be a family.
483
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:48,551
Me, Ezzie, and little Matteo.
484
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,167
Look.
485
00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:58,430
She put her hand over his mouth.
486
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,258
There's lipstick
on the back of her hand.
487
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,478
- Look, I mean...
- A sham relationship.
488
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,480
That's it, Blue Devils
lose five points.
489
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,569
Oh, no. Please, please,
Mr. Commissioner.
490
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:10,790
You can fake
a lot of things in life.
491
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:13,053
But you can't fake passion.
492
00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:16,012
You either have it
or you don't.
493
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:20,365
And now, Esmeralda,
she has it in spades.
494
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:21,801
For me.
495
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:24,892
And the crazy thing is, I don't.
496
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:28,242
There is a certain satisfaction
497
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,636
that you can get
when you work with someone,
498
00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:34,683
and you may mistake that
for love.
499
00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,250
But in actual fact,
500
00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:39,035
it's just that
you're working with someone.
501
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,341
But that can be good too.
502
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,691
- You got it?
- Yeah, totally.
503
00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:44,302
- Get out of here.
- Cool.
504
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:48,610
- I'm sorry the weekend didn't
work out.
- Oh.
505
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,220
- Maybe next time.
- Yeah.
506
00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:51,787
- Right? Yeah.
- Mm-hm.
507
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:54,443
- I'll see you Monday.
- Yeah, see you Monday.
508
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,206
Sorry,
you guys don't have to stay.
509
00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:20,251
I can close up.
510
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:22,428
Thanks.
511
00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:47,627
Hey.
512
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:50,586
Hey.
513
00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:56,244
I couldn't go.
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