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Well, in a nutshell, it's uh, a Yankee woman, uh, going

through the Louisianna swamps and she's come across

after a battle dead bodies.

We assume she's just walking through another scene

of carnage, but the bodies start to move

and we learn her coming back as zombies.

And she of course, learns this herself just as they awakened

and now has to fight them.

And it all goes from there.

Blood and guts and gore fighting and stuff.

So how, how, 'cause in this drawing it's quite gory.

There's a lot of brains and eyeballs flying around.

Is this a bit like the movie?

Yes. Do you think we're gonna get away with it?

Oh, I'm pretty sure.

I mean, someone is so bad, it's actually enjoyable.

The thing is, it is. And the thing is the the anticipation.

The anticipation is great.

At the start of the film, we don't actually see the monsters

until halfway into the film.

We learn about the what's going on as the first half

of the film progresses and we learn the character's

nervousness and we learn what's going on.

Especially as one character, the main female character,

the heroine complaints to one drunken character.

I'm not saying you created those months, but I'm, I'm saying

'cause of your drunken stupidity

and leaving the caged door open.

You created the horrible situation that we're in now

and, um, can't wait.

At one point, uh, the character says sh got in the house.

And not only that, but we then learn

that the shoes also have toxic saliva.

Oh, that's right. Toxic saliva.

So they can one, basically the doctor at the,

at near the middle of the film says this pro,

we could not afford to get to so much as, even

as a scratch from these animals.

They are more poisonous than snakes.

One scratch is enough to kill you from them. Yes, yes, yes.

They are dogs with rugs over them,

but they do have puppet shots for closeups.

And they can be quite scary, especially if it's shown when

they nash at someone's leg and a bit of blood is shown.

Is it, could it get as gory as some of the other films?

No, it's a bit tamer compared to the others. Is as

Gory as this one?

No. See Bob Schomp do this one. The Dying Moon.

Um, again, a very obscure director who made

schlock films like The Killing Nun Trilogy.

What is The Killing Nun trilogy?

Basically Nuns and Zombies. I haven't seen the films.

Don't ask me. I haven't seen the films.

Nuns and Zombies. That's a good combination.

Well, there has been Nazi Zombie films.

Shock Wades Dead Snow. Yeah.

There has been, um,

as there's a sixties film called Astro Zombies as, um, hold

That Astro Zombies.

Yeah. Have we shown that one?

No, it's a late sixties

One. Oh, I think, I think we should

share that one. Nor Mm-Hmm.

You tell me a bit about the rotoscoping on the D moon.

Well, they filmed Star of Action, first animated over it.

Yeah. And then actually added the Gore in later.

It was actually quite a clever way of filming.

Same as Ralph Backie.

Yes. And I'm not gonna be mentioning his films.

Okay. Don't blame me. Actually, you know what?

Don't mention any more

films 'cause we've gotta get rid of your camera. Actually,

I've got my socks on. Don't

worry. I've got the film right here. Okay.

I'll go get the bikes. Oh,

we're gonna take some sweets as well. Okay.

Yeah. Right. Why? I think these ones might be a bit stale.

Hopefully they'll have it at Electric Palace.

You go upstairs and I'll see it back. Yeah, of

Course.

Are you booked? Uh, yeah, we are.

Uh, Liz.

Liz surname. Oh, Dar Okay. That Beth. Thank you very much.

Okay. Two of you. Yeah. Yes. One each. Um,

You Actually. Okay. There you

Go. Thank you very much.

Thank you. You're on the freebie. Hello.

One of the thrill of being part of the team.

She was one of my teachers sax. Oh, sorry.

I, I I completely forgot which one it was.

It's um, Jackie.

I was remembering her name.

Couldn't Help but notice your T-shirt.

That is very good.

It's alright. I'll just check out

more people can make here.

Yeah. How you doing?

Mashed potato. A fritters gravy.

And um, you also made giant toasties part of his eighties.

Uh, and, uh, savory slushies,

like one grape involving, um, beetroot

and another involving bazel and tomato. Oh, that

Just has that soup to be honest.

Hello and welcome to the BMO fan club.

But first a word of warning.

The film you are about to see is of a content so horrifying,

so gruesome, so degrading

and so ambiguously bad that those of you

with a nervous disposition may want to leave this auditorium

or even this very cinema right now as we speak

before the film starts.

And not even for the very first 15 minutes of it.

However, if you can stand the shocking content

of the most degrading content you'll ever see in the history

of cinema, then stay where you are.

But remember, you have been warned,

Has overtly serious facial expressions,

does extremely well at few tasks,

but does not do well at most other tasks.

Yeah. Has repetitive odd behaviors such

as hand flapping or rocking.

Yeah. Has difficulty asking questions directly

and ends up talking about certain subjects.

Sometimes talks to people with an unusual tone of voice.

For example, talks like a robot when giving a lecture. No

mix between two people talking Yep.

Gets teased a lot. Socially

awkward even when trying to be polite.

Yep.

Has trouble keeping up with the

flow of normal conversation.

What is normal conversation

has difficulty relating to adults.

I am an adult.

It was overly suspicious.

No.

Maybe is inflexible

With Hand.

My chess the amazing

Border Collie.

You wanna read it?

Wow. At the trees.

Different shapes there, but there's no birdies.

There isn't any birdies

Does extremely well at few tasks,

but not as well as other tasks.

Watch the task.

Chess has supreme hearing

and can hear all the birds in the trees.

Oh look, there's people making art.

I think him is trying to cut them cat.

He can get a cat cat. Cat A cat.

I think he's trying to draw a cat. Cat.

I think he's trying to cut something.

He looks like he's going to eat his food.

Look, he's so having a plate.

Chess watches over all the mask wearers.

I like his mask in this one.

Chess felt it was his duty to help all people

with disabilities

As overtly serious facial expressions.

Sam Charm at home. Chess is a hero

figure in dog form.

Okay, I'm gonna show you in here. Mm-Hmm.

If you want take a seat to there.

And I've got a couple of video clips

to show you today of various things.

Um, we have some eye tracking equipment that is going

to help me understand what captures your attention.

Uh, but what I would like you to do is just watch them,

uh, as you would at home.

Okay. So what we need to try

and do is to calibrate the eye tracker.

Mm-Hmm. Ready? Yep. That's good.

Very good.

Just a few more positions.

And that's it. Let me just

get some clips ready for you.

And as I said earlier, just watch, um, as you please

as you were as you were at home,

Tea would not

sugar,

uh, tea with milk

a coffee.

Right. Oh, sorry.

And now less than 20

my communication,

You know,

no.

One, two

your body weight to across

1, 2 1 2 chest.

Hello.

Okay.

Oh,

oh God.

Oh

S**t.

Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness. Oh wow. Oh God.

Oh, oh. Wha oh wha oh,

Oh Oh.

Oh. Yeah. That what you think?

Oh no.

Um,

Oh,

So this is gonna be for Speedy.

Yeah. Oh, I dunno if you've met,

but um, it's gonna be on the collar.

Lovely. It is not a

You are gonna do the repair job there.

Yep. And then we're gonna have a nice new

decoration for Speedy. Yeah.

It can be a spiritual thing for Speedy.

Yeah. Okay. Like to show he's a spirit animal.

Well, he is. Yeah. I think I've occasionally been speedy.

Yeah. Yep.

Nice sewing. Getting it all in.

And then I'm gonna, I'll attach it. I can tie it on. Yep.

How cool is that? Perfect. That's lovely to see you Chess.

I'm glad you came in. Yeah.

I dunno where Lucy's been anyway. But it's nice to see Lucy.

How you doing? Well, I just met chess.

I haven't really seen much of chess to be honest. How's

He, how's he with you anyway?

Seems happy enough. That's good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

And these aren't gonna be very easy

to work in either, are they?

No, they're not. Okay.

Well we've got your stuff set out. Yeah.

So we can crack on, can't

We? Yeah, we can. Yes.

I'm happy with that. Okay.

Okay, so this is the start then. Yeah.

Hi, my name is Chess and I'm a Labrador Collie. A border.

It's a border collie actually

It's a border collie.

Yeah. I should know this.

I've got a dog. Of course. I'm gonna

Get the dogs. Yes.

Fantastic. Okay, so here he is, sat in the scene.

Mm. Isn't he wonderful?

He's lovely. All the textures feeling. Yeah.

Yeah. You can feel his fur and yeah. Wonderful. Okay.

It's like a constantina, isn't it? Yeah.

Just the supreme hearing can hear all the

birds in the trees.

Yeah. And look, there he is in the wind. Yeah.

And is that part of how he, uh, gets

to know what's going on?

Is that Yes, it is really sensitive hearing. Yes.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Chest felt it was his duty

to help all people with disabilities.

Okay. Yeah. Where is he here?

He's in the, the studio

where we currently are watching over some artists.

Yeah. Oh, okay. I can see. Yeah. That's Heidi. Yes.

With pink. Yes, of

Course.

There's detail for you. Yeah. Who have we got here?

We've got, I think Michelle there.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Jess is very, very sensitive. Yes. Yeah.

Basically I thought I've sort of given him

autistic superpowers.

So actually like, um, I know some autistic people are very,

all, all autistic people are quite sensitive in

hearing and they can Mm-Hmm.

Hear things coming in a distance

and they can sometimes find that distressing.

So I thought I'd put that element into the actual

and like chess character

to like make people aware of it. Yeah,

Yeah. Yeah.

But chess can, can handle those.

Yes. Yes he can. Yeah. That's the difference.

Take himself to a quiet space if it becomes too much.

Yeah. Yeah. And the wind blowing through here. Yeah.

So what other kind of superpowers would you

say that chess has? What

Sensitivities he has? He has vision

so he can, he can see the past,

present, and future.

So for example, if he goes back to an abandoned space, such

as a swimming pool, actually like him

and he remem he remembers how it used to be in the past.

Right. And then actually like he can vision

what it was like in the past, then he can actually vision

what it's like now.

Okay. So then he, and then he takes his vision

and does he try and do something about that?

Yes, he does. Okay. Okay.

So what's happening in this scene? What's the vision?

He's in a pub.

He, um, basically, okay, so he's in, um, like,

and there's lots of noise around

and he can, he's picking out in all different areas

of the pub what's going on.

So there's like arguments, there's people chatting

and then, um, I'm like meeting up with friends

and then there's people who are happy as well.

So he's able to block out certain Yeah. Block

Out c certain areas which are becoming

a bit too noisy for him.

Yeah, sure. And pick out actually what I'm like, um,

like when, because he's sensitive actually like him

a certain actually like, uh,

our conversation that's going on.

Okay. Right. That's the key bit, isn't it? Yes.

Being able to block out some of the other bits.

Where does chess go after the pub?

Because they're at the pub

and then I think we next meet them in

at the abandoned spaces.

Well I think they could linger in the pub for a bit

when the pub's empty.

Mm-Hmm. And we get them sort of watching over.

There's no one there. They're just

like this sort of presence. Mm.

What does chess think of the pub?

He thinks it's a bit overwhelming

'cause there's lots of people in there and lots of noise,

but he's, he's trying to shut out some of the noise, so, um,

so he doesn't get so stressed.

I feel like there's, as you know, Lucy said,

if he's getting stressed

'cause it is a very stressful scene, then

I can imagine him sort of just watching outside

and kind of saying, okay, I don't need to, I don't need

to join this space 'cause I don't feel comfortable here. So

I've, I've gotta go unfortunately.

Say I'll catch you later, Robin.

See, see you later daddy. Alright.

See you guys. John. See, see you.

How, how do you see the, kind of the gore

and the explosion?

How do you see that kind of playing out on camera

and the rotor, the rotoscope?

Um, well I wanted to, to make a colorful gore.

Um, an artful gore.

I would say I, I presume almost psychedelic and fluid.

Like there is a bit in Pink Floyd the wall in one

of the animation bits with they head being bashed in. Yeah.

Um, what are the costumes like for the soldiers?

So what's Jennifer gonna wear?

Confederates zombies were great. The Yankees were blue.

Okay. Dark blue. Okay.

Though occasionally, sometimes the confederates had red hats

like in the Battle of Burg. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Testing in progress. Not a fan gonna be asked. No,

A pun a pun. It's

gotta be something kind of silly.

Well, the steaming pool sounds more ambiguous, doesn't it?

'cause it's not

Yeah. It's ambiguously

Banned. No ambi.

There we go. No, no, no. Not a fan.

No. I mean it just sounds a bit more

mysterious, if that makes sense.

Yes. Stemming dancing.

J rating's all permitted the stemming.

Yeah. I Like that. I know that's what my parents did

with me when I was growing up.

'cause I used to do these weird moves,

so I'd move my foot on the ground or I'd rock in my chair

and they, they sort of taught me out from doing that.

So that's why I actually don't,

I don't do anything like that now.

Sort of a built in sort of like a strain. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm Very

interested to go into a place

where this is just allowed.

Yeah. Yeah. This is what like you go

to a nightclub to dance

Like A restaurant. This is where

You go to. So this is

Very interesting from I hear a lot of that suppressed.

We want the scene to have this, this real sense

of building up the energy and then releasing it.

Yeah. At the end of the film. Yeah.

It's, it's essentially a joyful,

this is the best way I can describe it.

It's essentially my, I suppose character, me, whatever,

however you want to.

Thank you very much. Um,

however you want to, uh, phrase it, uh,

finds the swimming pool

as you would essentially find like a sort of deserted field

and have a, a rave.

Like it is like an illegal rave

except it's in a swimming pool.

The best. Yeah. It's just us dancing. So you get

Very weird shots.

Did I explain it well? Yeah. No, no.

It just made it perfectly well. So you watch the Producers

today and Monty Python flying Circus.

Yeah. What the other big great bit is

where they meet the neo Nazi and oh my gosh.

He's like, they have to join him

and he's like, he's singing some sort of German song.

They don't know what it is, but

they just kind of join in go.

They just pretend one says I was on the alberter hall

and he, they're had the director asks him, so what happened?

And he says, I didn't get it.

So they start telling their own sons. And one maning

S with the bang, with the boom,

with the bang, bang, bang, bang,

Boom.

Oh. And one man goes, we

bang with the boom

Bang ba bang. Boom.

Now you're dead. Now you're dead.

No you're dead.

No you're dead. No you're dead.

I told you don't you touch my basket.

I would never, ever, ever put a ball in your basket.

You know what, I saw you do it. I did.

And last time I said

I wasn't gonna say anything but now I am.

You know why a ball riding the basket?

You know, really just stick your nose and everything.

'cause I had two balls and I've never had any baskets.

And look at me, I'm doing just fine.

So I don't know what you guys are talking about.

You know what? Geez, I feel like

we are missing some bowls around here.

I've seen them, but can't tell you.

That's what I saw.

You stick your hand in my basket and put a ball in it.

I would

The gate.

Do you Mind if I pause? No, not at all. Thank you.

Whenever you want to take a break. Completely fine.

Thank you.

And remember, it's up to you. You don't have to continue.

We can stop altogether. You're in control.

Thanks.

Is it okay if I put on a new

Clip? Yeah, you can

choose whichever clip you want to watch. Thank

You.

I thought you were already dead.

Now you're

Ladies and gentlemen,

I hope you have not been too disappointed.

But what you have seen is actually part

of a whole feature length film,

which has sadly become lost to time.

It's a film called The Dying Moon, made

by a filmmaker called Bill Chomp.

He made films of schlock nature, um,

like the Is Killing Nun zombie trilogy.

Don't ask, but this one is a part

of one film he made, which became particularly not notorious

and even ended itself,

ended up being on the infamous video nasties list.

How did you find it? The question?

We found it in this abandoned ghost train ride.

A lot of friends of ours. And we showed films

that were left there and this was one of them.

And I thought, why not give others a chance to see it,

even if it is quite slightly unpleasant

or maybe even slightly is too small a word,

but as enjoyable content

and for something that you may not understand

but can still have a bit of a meaning, even if

that meaning evolves blood and guts and go.